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There she is.
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Is that sparkling cider?
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Mmm, that's right, baby.
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Just a little something
to celebrate tonight.
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Hello.
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Ooh, poppin' bottles.
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Okay, here are the papers. Thank you.
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What are we celebrating?
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We aren't celebrating
anything, all right?
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My baby and I are
about to do something
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that we haven't done
in a very...
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Long time. Long time.
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Ew. Okay, so I'm gonna finish
this up, and get up out of here.
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Gigi, not that, okay?
We do that.
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We are going to see...
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Saturday! Saturday!
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Oh, that new Chris Tucker movie?
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Oh! That's exciting.
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"And you know this, man."
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Okay, y'all taking the kids?
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No, Saturday is rated R.
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So? When I was their age,
I saw rated R movies.
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But your parents didn't
take you to see them.
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Listen, Saturdayis one of
the biggest comedies.
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You're not gonna take your kids,
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and they're gonna feel left out.
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Says who? You?
The woman with no kids?
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Excuse me. Whatever, Nick.
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Okay, what was the first
rated R movie you saw?
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Uh, Porky's.
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Figures. What was yours?
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Purple Rain.Mmm. Oh, mine too!
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Okay, wait. Do you remember
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when Prince was in
the basement with Apollonia?
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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What are you ooh-ing about?
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Apollonia was
in that movie, too.
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Anyway, why are you concerned
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about whether we take
the kids to see this movie?
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I don't know. I just feel like you guys saw
rated R movies when you were their age,
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and it's just
a little hypocritical.
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No. Hypocritical would be
if our parents allowed us
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to see rated R movies,
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and we didn't allow
our kids to see them.
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But since they
said no, we say no.
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Well, if you ask me...
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Well, nobody's
asking you, sweetie.
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All right?
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"And you know this, man!"
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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Popcorn refill bags? Check.
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Soda and cups? Check.
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Chocolate-covered raisins? Check.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Chocolate-covered kids
not allowed to see Saturday?
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Check.
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Baby, you get that,
I'll get this.
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So, you guys ready?
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To see the Panda Code? Sure.
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I mean, it's not Saturday,
but I guess seeing any movie
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is better than
not seeing the movie
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that everybody that
you know is going to see.
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So, when they all ask you,
"Did you see the movie,"
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at least you can say
you saw something,
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just not the movie
that they all saw.
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Exactly.
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Kevin, since when are you
a Chris Tucker fan?
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I'm not. I just
want to see Kevin Hart.
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Oh, my gosh, he is so funny.
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He did this thing on BET,
The House husbands, so funny.
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Okay, Mom, listen. I know you
don't want us to see this movie,
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but I mean, hey,
let's face the facts, okay?
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You know we're gonna watch this
movie on cable when you're not home,
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so why not just take us
to see the movie now?
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Because I don't want to be
the parent in the theater
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that everyone is looking at
and talking about.
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"Can you believe she brought her
children to see this nasty movie?"
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You don't know those people.
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Plus, even if Kevin can't
see it, how come I can't?
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In two years, I'll be able
to see it all by myself.
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Okay, well, in two years, you
have my permission to see it.
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It's rated R, that means
you have to be 17.
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Not if you're accompanied
by a guardian or an adult.
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All right, well,
as your adult guardian,
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I feel that you two
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aren't mature enough
to see this movie.
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Okay, and as long as you're
living under my roof,
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we will be a family that obeys
the laws and follows the rules.
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Do I make myself clear?
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Yes, Ma'am.
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Good.
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Now, hide these
jujubugs in my purse.
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Can't believe this.
We can't go to the movie.
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What? Why?
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You know that WNBA superstar?
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No.Well, neither
does anyone else.
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Everybody's gonna know her now
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because, apparently, she tweeted
a picture of her junk to a referee.
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Gross.
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Top junk or bottom junk?
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Kevin.
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What? I'm 13, okay?
I know what junk is, people.
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All right, so what now?
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Well, we got a bag packed.
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I hate to see it go to waste.
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Why don't you take the kids
to go see the Panda Code,
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and we'll go see
Saturdaytomorrow? Okay.
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Or since you guys already
have the tickets,
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how about me and Mom
go see Saturday,
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and you and Kevin can
stay here and not see it?
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Oh, man, that idea sucks.
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It's either Panda Code
or stay home.
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Fine.
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I know it's fine.
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What, what? You didn't
understand me? What?
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"You didn't understand the words
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"that was coming
out of my mouth?"
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Y'all ain't seeing jack.
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They don't know nothing
about that, baby.
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Did you get them? No, sorry.
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I knew Saturday
would be sold out,
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but who would have thought that
Panda Codewould be sold out, too?
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I don't know, every
eight-year-old on Earth.
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Well, I have work
to do tomorrow,
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but I'll see if Marilyn
can take you.
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Yippee. It's Friday night.
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I can't go out and see
the movie I want to see,
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and I can't even go out and
see the movie I don't want to see.
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Now I'm just stuck at home.
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Can this night get any worse?
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Oh, a Nick Cannon movie
marathon. Awesome.
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Worse, meet Lindsey.
Lindsey, meet worse.
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Even Money...
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Even Money? What's that about?
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Three strangers who are
addicted to gambling,
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including a novelist
losing her family savings,
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a magician, and a mechanic
jeopardizing his brother's dreams,
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come together as their
lives fall apart
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in the week leading up
to a college basketball game.
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Ooh, that sounds really good.
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Who does Nick Cannon play?
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Godfrey Snow.
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Jujubug?
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How does this thing work again?
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Okay, you pick your movie,
swipe your card,
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and the tickets come out.
Pretty cool, right?
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If that's all it takes to entertain
you, why are we seeing a movie?
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Movies last longer.
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So, uh, what are
you guys supposed to see?
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You don't know? Why would I know what
movie you want to see?
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Because Mom told you?
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Do you really think
I was listening to her?
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Pick a movie or play with the machine or
something 'cause I am ready to sit down.
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Saturday?
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Okay, what's that about?
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Just some stupid...
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Dumb. Comedy.Corny. Completely a wreck.
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Hey, fine, works for me.
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I'll do it. MARILYN: Good.
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Oh, and while you're in there,
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get me a ticket
to see the Panda Code.
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It looks really interesting.
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Are you serious?
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Hey, I didn't judge your
movie, don't judge mine.
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Okay, this one's yours.
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Thanks. Here you go.
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That's for me.
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So anyway, I will be
in theater three.
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Now, meet me back here in two
hours, and try not to get snatched.
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Yes! This is awesome.
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Babe, why do we need
hand warmers?
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To heat up the nachos.
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Oh. So, how's
the, uh, scandal unfolding?
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Oh, it just keeps getting
crazier and crazier.
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First she claimed her
Twitter account got hacked.
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Then two more referees
came forward with pictures.
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No.Yeah.
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One in Seattle, and the other
all the way in Delaware.
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They have the Internet
in Delaware?
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Yep. And get this,
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she tweeted a pic to a boy
who was in high school.
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Ooh!
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"Ooh" is right.
And finally she admitted
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that her account
didn't get hacked,
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and that she had been
doing this for over a year.
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What's her name again? Lagina Box.
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Okay. So, let's get out of here.
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Yeah. Saturday, here we come.
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Whoo! Ha-ha!
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What? Hey.
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Oh, God, Suzanne,
I'm so glad I caught you
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because this is horrible.
And I'm not talking
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just some plain old
horrible, semi-horrible,
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but Condition Red,
DEFCON One, grade-A horrible.
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Gigi. What?
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What is horrible?
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Okay, you know
the Marburger baby shower?
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Yeah.
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And the Woods
bachelorette party?
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Yeah.
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Well, a diaper cake
just showed up
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at the bachelorette party.
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So?
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So?
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Oh! Oh, my God!
This is horrible!
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Yes. How much time do we have?
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Thirty minutes.Okay.
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What? Oh, no, see,
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the diaper cake showed up
at the bachelorette party,
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which means that, any moment,
a man is going to pop out
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of a cake swinging
his junk at a baby shower.
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Well, it ain't like
she never saw junk before.
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She is pregnant.
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That is not funny.
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It's a little bit funny.
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Nick.
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Oh, I know. We'll reschedule.
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Okay, thank you. I got
to grab a couple of things.
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I'll be back
in five minutes. Okay, hurry up.
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Okay.
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There goes my night. Mine, too.
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I mean, I was at home,
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feet up, hot bowl
of popcorn on my lap,
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all set to watch Nick Cannon
in Ball Don't Lie.
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Ball Don't Lie?
What's that about?
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Well, Ball Don't Lie takes place
over one day in the life of Sticky,
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a 17-year-old
basketball prodigy,
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who, burdened with emotional
scars from an early-life tragedy,
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a callous foster care system,
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an obsessive compulsive
personality disorder,
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always manages to
transcend his limitations
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whenever he has
a ball in his hand.
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Ball Don't Lie.
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Ooh, that sounds good.Mm-hmm.
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Who does Nick Cannon play? Mico.
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I'm gonna go see
if I can find that.
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Suzanne, hurry up!
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Remember the part
where he was like,
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"Pass me them napkins, man?"
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Shh!
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Man, I had no idea
Chris Tucker was that funny.
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I mean, I saw some
of his other movies,
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but I thought he was just okay.
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He's almost as funny
as Kevin Hart.
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I know. Oh, remember that part
where he got stuck in the elevator
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with the big white lady,
and he was like,
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"What you mean you ain't got
no snacks in your purse?
252
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,415
"You ain't get that big
without snacking on something.
253
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,983
"You know you got
Twizzler in that purse."
254
00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:38,507
That was so funny, and
her face? She was like... Ahh!
255
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,857
What's so funny?
256
00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:42,685
Nothing. Just laughing about
the Panda Code.
257
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:46,689
Aw, see there.
All that complaining.
258
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:50,693
A good movie is a good movie.
It has nothing to do with age.
259
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:51,955
Why don't you guys
go start your chores?
260
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,261
Your dad and I are going out.
261
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,698
Okay. Thank you.
262
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,178
Hey. Hey.
263
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,527
Hey, Dad.
264
00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:00,398
So?
265
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:02,574
Well, I got good news
and bad news.
266
00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:05,099
Ugh. Give me the bad news first.
267
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,796
It's sold out.
268
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:11,018
Again? I would have thought
269
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,716
that the crowd would have
died down by now.
270
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,980
Me too, but this thing just
keeps getting more popular.
271
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,678
Even church people are like,
272
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,810
"I got to see this movie.
273
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,118
"The Lord will understand. Ha!
274
00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:27,687
"Devil, you made it rated R,
275
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,298
"but Chris Tucker is a star.
276
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:34,215
"I paid my tithes,
but you heard my cries."
277
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,477
Okay, okay, okay.
278
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,958
"Saturday, huh,
down from the sky."
279
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:41,613
All right, Nick,
Nick, what about tomorrow?
280
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:44,225
I can't. I have
this press conference.
281
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:47,010
Lagina Box announces
her retirement tomorrow.
282
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,448
They have tickets on Tuesday.
283
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,842
Okay, so get those.
We'll go on Tuesday.
284
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,104
Cool.
285
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,627
Oh, wait, okay,
so that was the bad news.
286
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:56,716
What's the good news?
287
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,282
Oh, I almost forgot.
288
00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:00,023
The Killing Room
is about to come on.
289
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,243
With Nick Cannon? Yeah.
290
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:03,897
What's that about again?
291
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:07,683
Four individuals sign up for
a psychological research study,
292
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,858
only to discover
293
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,773
that they are now
part of a brutal
294
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,732
classified government program.
295
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:16,648
Ooh, that sounds good.
Who does Nick Cannon play?
296
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,172
Paul Brodie. I'll get the jujubugs.
297
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:19,303
Amen.
298
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:27,268
When Chris Tucker comes up
out of the subway, and he says,
299
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:30,053
"When did Harlem get
all these whack peoples,"
300
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,752
I howled, Jennifer.
I howled. Howled.
301
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,884
What about when he
went to Starbucks?
302
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:37,278
"$8 for a cup of coffee?"
303
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,236
"What you put in it, liquor?"
304
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:44,111
Guys, um, would you mind
not talking about the movie?
305
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,199
I haven't seen it yet.
306
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,809
You've got to be kidding me.
307
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,811
How could you not
see this movie?
308
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,987
"What, are you allergic
to being relevant, man?"
309
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:53,033
You know? I didn't
do it in my voice.
310
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,164
I did it in
Chris Tucker's voice.
311
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,297
And we're back in three, two...
312
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:59,822
And welcome back.
I'm Jennifer Ming.
313
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:02,303
And before we get to that
massacre in Malaysia,
314
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:05,132
how about we check in to
sports with the only guy in Seattle
315
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,003
that didn't see
Saturdaythis weekend,
316
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,657
Nick Kingston-Persons.
317
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:12,574
Thanks, Jennifer. Okay.
318
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:17,318
Hi.
319
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,452
If I hear one more person
320
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,585
talk about how amazing
this movie is,
321
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,021
I'm going to scream.
322
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,806
Oh, I thought you guys
were going yesterday.
323
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,895
Yeah, I thought so, too.
324
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:31,288
Do you have the bullet points
ready for our 11:00?
325
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,377
No, we don't need them.
They canceled.
326
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,944
Great!
327
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,904
You know, can one thing
I plan work out?
328
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:41,255
I hope so, since you're
an event planner.
329
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:44,432
That's not funny. It was a little funny.
330
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,826
Come on, okay, so what now?
331
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:50,568
Nothing. I'm just gonna sit
here until our 3:00 shows up,
332
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:53,833
so I don't have to hear
one more thing about Saturday.
333
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:58,620
Or instead of sitting here,
334
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:01,797
I mean, we could be sitting
at the movie theater.
335
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,494
Instead of hearing
other people talk about
336
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:04,931
how great this movie is,
337
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,150
we could be talking about
how great this movie is,
338
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:10,197
getting on other people's
nerves who haven't yet seen it.
339
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,547
Everybody's seen it. Except us.
340
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,678
Gigi. Yeah?
341
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:14,984
I can't see it with you.
342
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:17,552
I promised Nick
I would see it with him.
343
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:21,382
So? See it with me
and then see it with him.
344
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:24,341
Suzanne, come on, you act like
you haven't done anything twice.
345
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:28,998
I mean, you had kids twice.
You got married twice, you...
346
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,957
Okay. Are you done?
347
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,306
Depends. Are we going?
348
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,916
Yes. Good! Okay, good.
349
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,440
'Cause you know I was running
out of things you did twice.
350
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,965
Except that one time... Hey, that was one time!
351
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:46,015
Hey! Well, well.Fellas.
352
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,625
Look who it is, the only man
on the planet
353
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,758
waiting to see Saturdayon DVD.
354
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:50,977
How do you miss
355
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,326
the don't-miss-movie
of the year, man?
356
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,850
It's Chris Tucker.
Back on the big screen, man.
357
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,940
Dude, don't do that.
That's kind of not our thing.
358
00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:01,030
I'm married, all right?
That's how I missed it.
359
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,945
Me and Suzanne
were supposed to see it,
360
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,556
but, you know,
stuff kept happening.
361
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,862
What kept happening, man?
362
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,910
Look, I'm married.
I saw the movie.
363
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,476
How did you pull that off?
364
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,305
I told the wifey I had to go
with Mike to get his car fixed.
365
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:18,221
On our way to the shop,
we stopped off at the theater.
366
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,050
And she believed you?
367
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:24,010
Who cares? The point is, I
saw the movie and you didn't.
368
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,099
Yeah, we seen it, man,
and you didn't.
369
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,448
You haven't been
home yet, have you?
370
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,145
Nope.
371
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,842
Why don't you
just go see the movie?
372
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,844
By the time you and
Suzanne see it together,
373
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:36,936
they're gonna find a cure for cancer,
AIDS, and Stedman Cannon syndrome.
374
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,285
What's that?
375
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:39,982
That's where a guy
is so whipped by his woman,
376
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,853
that he can't do anything
without her permission.
377
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,856
You whipped, man. You
whipped. You are whipped.
378
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:49,078
Listen, listen. I told her I was
gonna wait to see Saturdaywith her,
379
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,688
and that is what I'm gonna do.
380
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,995
Now, look, I would appreciate
it if you guys would not
381
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,563
talk about the movie
until I leave.
382
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,872
Really?
383
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,049
Why do you got to say the "N"
word all the time for, man? Why?
384
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,703
Can't you go somewhere else?
385
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:08,228
How about a movie theater
that's showing Saturday?
386
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,881
Go see Saturday, man. What's up?
387
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:11,883
You know, I'll go
if you stop talking like that.
388
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:12,972
Come on, man.
389
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,371
Whoo, man!
390
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:25,854
Finally! Oh, my God,
Chris Tucker is crazy.
391
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,987
Ooh, when he was
at the toll booth.
392
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,467
"6.50? I'm trying to cross
the bridge, not build one."
393
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:36,125
And when he was in the back
of the cab watching TV. Oh...
394
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,562
"Don't nobody want
to watch this, man."
395
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,697
Wait. When did you see that?
396
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,916
Uh, what?
397
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,180
You were in the bathroom
during that part.
398
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,877
I was? Yes.
399
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,794
Oh, man. Oh, right. No, see,
400
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:55,231
I went by Martin's,
uh, yesterday,
401
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,146
and, uh, all the guys
were talking about it.
402
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,018
Malcolm said it's so good,
403
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:01,237
it was like I saw it.
404
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,587
Remember the ferry? Oh!
405
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,937
"Speed this boat up, man."
406
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:10,377
Oh, what, you saw
a clip or something?
407
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,248
Huh?
408
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,555
No, I mean, right before it
happened, you said, "Hey, look at this.
409
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:17,166
"Watch this. This part is good."
410
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,951
Oh! No.
411
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:23,216
See, everybody at work
was talking about that part.
412
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,782
Yeah.
413
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:29,396
That movie is funny.
Remember when he was like...
414
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:30,832
Hilarious. I know...
415
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,792
Ma, what are you doing here?
416
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:38,622
For the record, I want you
both to know your kids lied to me.
417
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,235
Lied about what?
418
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,715
Kevin, Lindsey,
come down here, please.
419
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,543
Saturday.
420
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,154
What?
421
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,373
When I bought the tickets
for them to see Saturday,
422
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:53,333
they told me it was
just a dumb kid's movie.
423
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:57,424
Marilyn, I told you to take
them to see Panda Code.
424
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,469
Did you really think
I was listening to you?
425
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:00,557
Sit down.
426
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:04,866
Look, all I'm saying is,
I saw the movie,
427
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,477
and I don't want you to
think I'm in cahoots with them.
428
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:10,045
That movie is just plain nasty.
429
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,743
It's funny, but nasty, man.
430
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:16,138
Marilyn, granted, they
shouldn't have tricked you,
431
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,749
but it wasn't that bad.
432
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,361
Did you stay for the part
after the end credits?
433
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:22,797
Oh, yeah, that was nasty. MARILYN: Hmm.
434
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,843
Oh, man, there was a part
after the end credits?
435
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,932
You're in enough
trouble already.
436
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:30,109
It wasn't me, it was her.
437
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,588
You agreed to it.
438
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,895
If it was such a bad idea,
why didn't you say something?
439
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,810
'Cause I didn't think
we'd get caught. What?
440
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,942
Hey! Ma...
441
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:40,162
You saw the Charlie Sheen scene?
442
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,469
Wait, how did you know
Charlie Sheen was in it?
443
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,558
You saw that movie without me!
444
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:48,127
Is this what y'all do? Y'all just
sit around and lie to each other?
445
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,606
Well, have at it.
446
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,565
I got to get home.
I got to see Day of the Dead.
447
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,871
It has that guy in it
from America's Got Talent.
448
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,917
Nick Cannon? Yeah, I like him.
449
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,181
Oh, wait, what is
Day of the Deadabout?
450
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:03,185
When a small Colorado town is
overrun by the flesh-hungry dead,
451
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:08,495
a small group of survivors try to escape
in a last-ditch effort to stay alive.
452
00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:09,757
Who does Nick Cannon play?
453
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,585
He plays Salazar.
454
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,978
Ooh, that sounds good.
455
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,551
Where are you going?
456
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:27,905
Man.
457
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,176
I'm sorry.
458
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,178
You should be.
459
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:43,617
Wait, wait. This is the part
where you suppose to say,
460
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,923
"I'm sorry too," and then
we kiss and make up.
461
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,839
Sorry for what?
462
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,798
You did the same thing I did.
463
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,452
No, I didn't.
464
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,149
You lied to me.
I didn't lie to me.
465
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,587
You're not sorry
for lying to me?
466
00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:00,895
I haven't decided yet.Suzanne.
467
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:04,159
Okay, I'm sorry. Thank you.
468
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,466
I'm sorry I saw Saturday
before you did.
469
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,730
You know what, you're not funny.
470
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:10,905
I'm a little funny.
471
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,951
Yeah, you got me, you got me.
472
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,040
Okay, but, Nick,
473
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,868
for the record,
I want you to know
474
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:20,871
that this is the one and only
time that I have ever seen
475
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:23,178
a movie without you
since we've been together.
476
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,180
Oh, that's nice, baby.
477
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:35,625
Hey. This is the part where
you're supposed to say, "Me too."
478
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,410
"Me too" what?
479
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,542
Nick, you've seen
other movies without me?
480
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:43,720
I don't know.
That was a long time ago.
481
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,679
If you don't know
if you've done it or not,
482
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:48,072
then how do you know
how long ago it was?
483
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,860
Nick, you ain't asleep.
484
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:56,342
Nick. Wake up.
485
00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:00,084
Oh, you're such a phony.
486
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,608
I can't believe you.
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