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Uh-uh.
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Kevin, why did you pile
up your plate full of food
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if you weren't going to eat it?
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'Cause I was really hungry.
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Then why didn't you finish it?
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'Cause I wasn't as hungry
as I thought,
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You too, Lindsey? I'm full.
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But if you want, I can sit back
down and eat the rest of this,
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and the rest of all the other
food that you ever give me.
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Then I'll get fat,
then I'll get depressed,
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then I'll get teased,
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I'll lose all my self-esteem, my
grades will suffer, I'll flunk out,
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but you know what, at
least at the end of the day,
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when I come home
overweight, stupid and sad,
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you'll be able
to know one thing.
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That I'll finish my plate.
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So, what's it gonna be, Mom?
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Do you want me to throw away
my plate or the rest of my life?
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Just because you have a point,
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doesn't mean you can't
come up missing.
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You, too?
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What?
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Nick, there's half a plate
of food left there.
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I wasn't done.
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I was just taking a break.
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Now, I'm done.
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Okay, Nick, I'm serious.
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Do you know
how many nights I sit here
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and watch you guys
throw away half your dinner?
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You're right. Guys, all right,
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what your mother
is trying to say
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is that the food we leave...
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That is... When you don't eat,
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you...
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Food is a metaphor for...
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What exactly are you
trying to say?
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What I'm trying to say is
eat all of your food.
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Do you know that Americans
throw away enough food every year
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to feed 200 million adults?
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Maybe your mother is right.
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Maybe we eat too much.
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Buy too much stuff.
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Just because we can
get something,
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that doesn't mean we need it.
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Oh, honey, by the way,
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what's in that box? Oh, this?
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This right here? Oh!
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This? This is my new
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Matsui OS 3200
deluxe massage chair.
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Nick, a massage chair?
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After all the stuff you said
about "we need to do better"
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and "just because we can get
stuff doesn't mean that we need it,"
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you got a massage chair?
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No.
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I got it before I said
all that stuff.
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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Man, I love me
some maple oatmeal.
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It's like pouring syrup
on a cookie.
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Oh, Dad, I got first dibs
on first ride
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in the massage chair.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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You do not ride
in a massage chair.
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You sit and it
gives you a massage.
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And how can you call dibs
on my chair?
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I can't call dibs on my stuff.
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Hold up.
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Lindsey. Hmm?
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What did we
talk about last night?
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We were talking about that thing
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about me getting overweight
and depressed.
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No, the thing about you
taking more than you need.
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Here it is,
less than 24 hours later,
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and you're already
wasting more food.
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What do I need to do to
get you to understand this?
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Mom, what you need to do
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is call second dibs
on the massage chair.
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I mean, you'll be so relaxed,
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it won't even matter.
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Kevin.
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What? I wasn't riding.
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Baby, listen, I got this.
All right?
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You know, I don't think you
guys realize how fortunate you are.
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Maybe it's time
you started giving back.
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Great. Here, Dad.
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That's not what
I'm talking about.
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Listen, you know what,
today after school,
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I want you guys to do
some research. All right.
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You gotta find a charity or
worthwhile cause to donate to,
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with your own money.
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Our own money?
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Yes. And it will
make you feel great.
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And in the process,
you'll be helping others.
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Dad, you said these people
needed food, not money.
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Can't I just give them my eggs?
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No.My sausage?
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Uh-uh. My toast?
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I'mma choke you.
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Hey, Dad.
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Here.
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Um, what's that?
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It's our list of good causes.
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Oh, good.
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Ah, let's take a look.
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All right. "Adopt a whale."
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Ooh, this one's really cool.
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You go to Hawaii and wait for a
baby humpback whale to be born.
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Then you get to name it
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and they, like, even give you
a dog tag with its name on it.
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$2,000?Mm-hmm.
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You can adopt me for $2,000.
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Next. Dad, check this one out.
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"Save the Big-leaf Mahogany."
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What's that?
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That is awesome. Okay, look.
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I get to live in
the jungle for five years,
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stop ecoterrorism, and
they cover all the expenses.
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And here's the best part.
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I get a machete, man!
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Oh, hold on.
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Here. Sign here.
I leave in three days.
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Kevin, the idea was
to send money.
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Not you.
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But the machete's included.
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All right. Uh...
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"Save the green-cheeked parrot."
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Save 'em from what?
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They're fourth on the
near-extinction list.
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They posted a video on YouTube.
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Who did? The parrot?
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Help!
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There's only three of us left.
We need some money.
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Polly wanna live.
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I thought that was funny.
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Okay, let's go to the next one.
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"The Kwandanegaba
Children's Fund?"
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Now, this sounds interesting.
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Oh, that one's all right.
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It's just a fund for kids
who live in Kwandanegaba.
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Yup. For less than the
price of a cup of coffee,
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we can adopt an African child.
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Yeah, and the downside is
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we have to do it
over the Internet.
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Oh, this sounds good.
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Guys, you know what?
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Congratulations, you guys
are now the proud parents
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of a child from the
Kwandanegaba Children's Fund.
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Oh, Kevin, look.
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We just got an email from the
Kwandanegaba Children's Fund.
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Really? Yeah.
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Open it up.
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"Dear Lindsey and Kevin,
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"thank you for your support of
the Kwandanegaba Children's Fund.
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"My name is Nitutu.
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"I live in Kwandanegaba with
many children and my goat, Mugu.
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"Now that you are
my adopted parents,
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"I'll exchange messages with you
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"and keep you up to date
on my progress.
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"Please send a photo for me.
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"I look forward to
hearing from you.
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"Yours truly, Nitutu."
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Oh, look, he's so cute.
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That's it? A picture and a note?
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What did you think
they were gonna give us?
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More than a picture and a note.
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You didn't actually think that they
were gonna send us a kid, did you?
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They gave Brad Pitt one.
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You know what? I
really hope I'm still alive
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when they find a cure
for whatever you have.
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Now, come on, we really
have to take a picture.
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Okay, you ready? Yes.
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Got it.
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Maybe we should
just send one of me.
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I mean, the goat might see
your face, and be like, "Mama,"
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and get all confused. Shut up.
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Hey, what you guys
got going on there?
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We just got a letter
from our African child.
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His name is Nitutu.
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Wow. Okay. That was fast.
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So, are you guys excited?
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I guess.
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What's wrong, man?
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He's upset because he thought
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that they were gonna
send us an actual kid.
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Kevin, what did you think
was gonna happen?
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I mean, that the doorbell
would ring,
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and there'd be a little
African kid standing there?
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It's Nitutu!
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Nitutu!
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Oh, man, I thought you
were a little African kid.
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I get that a lot.
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Hey, man. All right,
so you got me here.
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Where's this amazing chair?
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Right here.Hmm.
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It's a Matsui OS 3200
deluxe massage chair.
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Nice. I got one of these.
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I know. That's why I called.
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You know how to
put this together, right?
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As a matter of fact, I do.
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You need help, I'm your man.
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Well, I was thinking a
little less, "Can you help,"
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and a little more,
"Can you do it?"
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I'll do it tomorrow then.
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Whoa, whoa, wait.
Why can't you do it now?
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Ask me tomorrow and I
still won't have an answer.
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Hey. What is that?
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You know, I was about to
ask myself that same question.
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You sure you put
this together right?
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Well, I'm not sure
I put it together right,
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but I do know that I
put it together for free.
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So...
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Awesome!
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A video gaming chair.
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This is not a
video gaming chair.
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Listen, Dad, if you didn't want
me to use your gaming chair,
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you should have just said so.
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Okay? You don't
have to choke people.
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Man, I don't get this.
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I don't even know what this is.
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What are you doing?
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This great app on my phone, all
you do is take a photo of something,
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it'll tell you what it is, where to
buy it, and how much it costs.
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According to this,
you have purchased
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the Matsui OS 3200
deluxe masseuse chair
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from Too Much Stock.
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Masseuse chair?
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I ordered the massage chair.
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Now, I have to send
this stupid thing back?
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They're probably
not going to take it.
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Why not?
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They got too much stock.
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Hey, Martin. Hey, Dad.Hey.
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Kevin, look, we got
another email from Nitutu.
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We did? Yeah.
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Sorry, Ni-who-tu?
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Nitutu. He's our African kid.
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Oh, the one you thought
was at the door yesterday?
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Yeah.Mm-hmm.
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How's he doing? Not so good.
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He was feeding Mugu... Mugu?
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His goat, man.
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Yeah. He was feeding him,
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and Mugu got startled
and kicked him in the face,
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and then he fell down
and broke his arm.
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And then Mugu ran away.
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So now, Nitutu has
a black eye, broken arms,
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and the village doesn't
have a goat.
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Gee, that sounds awful.
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Right?
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But Nitutu says,
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"If you can send me $25,
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"it will cover a doctor's visit,
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"a cast for my arm,
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"and a new goat."
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00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:22,273
Look, I thought we were
supposed to be able to
258
00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:25,712
take care of him for less than
the price of a cup of coffee.
259
00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,802
Dad, we adopted him.
He's our responsibility.
260
00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:31,456
Boy was kicked in the face
by a goat, Nick.
261
00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:35,330
Fine, all right?
I'll take care of it
262
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,288
as soon as I get done with this.
263
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:41,031
Th-this is so cool!
264
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,948
I didn't know
they made texting stools.
265
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,780
Um, yes, I ordered
266
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:54,871
a Matsui OS 3200
deluxe massage chair,
267
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:59,136
and I was sent a Matsui OS
3200 deluxe masseuse chair.
268
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:02,226
All right? I want to
return the masseuse chair
269
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,750
and get the massage chair.
270
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,188
But I didn't order
a masseuse chair.
271
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,711
I ordered a massage chair.
272
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,147
But we have too much stock...
273
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,714
I know you have too much stock.
274
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,498
Told you.
275
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,502
Well, what am I supposed to
do with this chair you sent me?
276
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,984
Oh, you know, that's very funny.
277
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:23,291
All right?
Say that in English. Huh?
278
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:24,858
No, look, look, will you please
279
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:27,034
just send me the
massage chair I ordered?
280
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:29,036
Thank you.
281
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,820
Da.
282
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,650
Dad, check this out.
283
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,391
Yeah, Nitutu got a new goat.
284
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:37,958
What?
285
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,351
The other goat just
ran away earlier today.
286
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,049
Yeah, but when he found out
we were sending him money,
287
00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:43,485
he was able to get
one on credit.
288
00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:45,617
They've got credit
in Kwandanegaba?
289
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:47,663
Yeah. And it's
a good thing, too.
290
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,970
Nitutu just found out
he has a bruised retina
291
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,754
from where Mugu
kicked him in the face.
292
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,061
Yeah, and instead of
putting his arm in a cast,
293
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,323
they had to put it in a sling,
294
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,020
so he'd get a deposit
on an eye patch.
295
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:59,066
What are we supposed
to do about that?
296
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:01,677
Send him $50 for
vaccinations for the new goat.
297
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,896
Fifty dollars?
298
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:05,072
A whole goat costs
less than $25.
299
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,770
This doesn't sound right.
300
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,946
Is Kwandanegaba
a village or a city?
301
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,209
A village. Spell it.
302
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:16,474
K-W-A-N... Um...
303
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:18,172
Then "negaba."
304
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:22,654
Guys.
305
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:25,309
There's no such place
as Kwandanegaba.
306
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,658
There has to be.
307
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,008
They-they have
a children's fund.
308
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,444
Well, that's true.
309
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:30,750
But it's not in Africa.
310
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:34,231
Where is it? Downtown.
311
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,755
They sell goats downtown?
312
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,153
Uh...
313
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,721
Uh, excuse me. Is this the
Kwandanegaba Children's...
314
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,170
Yes.
315
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,467
Good morning!
316
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,991
Good morning. Good morning.
317
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,558
Zee, hurry up or we're not
gonna make this meeting.
318
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,821
Oh! I forgot about that.
319
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:41,217
Gigi, how can you
throw that away?
320
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:42,958
'Cause I didn't want anymore.
321
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,395
Gigi, do you realize for
the price of that pastry,
322
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,093
you can feed an African child?
323
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:50,052
Well, I didn't want
an African child,
324
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,749
I wanted a pastry.
325
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:54,274
Gigi, there are people in
Africa who could have used that.
326
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,757
Okay, what was that?
327
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,672
The kids adopted an African boy
328
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,500
from the Kwandanegaba
Children's Fund.
329
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,502
Oh, that's sweet.
330
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,287
See, now I feel bad.
331
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,506
Well, I would love to say don't,
332
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,248
but I came down on them
pretty hard for being wasteful.
333
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,336
Now, I'm not your mother,
334
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,556
but if you can
give something back,
335
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,688
there's no reason you shouldn't.
336
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,212
You know what? You're right.
337
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,301
I'm gonna adopt a kid, too.
338
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,607
So, where do I get them? On the Internet.
339
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,218
See, that's why
I love the Internet.
340
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,393
You can buy anything.
341
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:29,744
Shoes, purses, trips, kids.
342
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,268
Oh. Uh, babe, we have
to run to this meeting.
343
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:34,270
Can you get that
for me? Okay, I got you.
344
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:35,880
Thank you. Bye, Nick.
345
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,722
Nick Kingston-Persons? Yes.
346
00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:54,464
Delivery from
Too Much Stock. Great!
347
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,987
Finally got my massage chair.
348
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,815
Sign here.
349
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,600
How are you doing today? Great.
350
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,080
That's good.
351
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,343
All right, hey, you can
bring it right on in here, man.
352
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,650
This is your package. This?
353
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:08,217
I don't have all day.
354
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:09,523
Why are you talking to me...
355
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,090
Why you got attitude, man?
356
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,875
Have a nice day.Hey.
357
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,510
Hey. Hey, babe.
358
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:41,903
Listen.
359
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,690
All right, so, I was thinking
360
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,649
since everybody did
a great job this week,
361
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,955
and nobody wasted any food,
362
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,262
and the kids were awesome
with Nitutu,
363
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,786
I thought that we could take
them out to dinner tonight
364
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,005
as a treat.
365
00:18:57,048 --> 00:19:00,008
Oh, that is a great idea, honey.
366
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,618
Except for one thing.
367
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,707
What's that? You can't go.
368
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,971
Why not?
369
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:10,453
Well, you have to
finish your breakfast
370
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,455
before I am paying
for your dinner.
371
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,111
Kevin, I'll give you
ten bucks to eat this.
372
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,504
Twenty.Fifteen.
373
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,592
Deal.
374
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,289
Hey, Nick.
375
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,813
Gigi, what's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong.
376
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:26,426
I went on that website to buy two
of those kids, Reza and Nigomba...
377
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,036
You mean "adopted." Right.
378
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:30,908
Well, when they sent a
picture of my kids... Look.
379
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,606
What the... That's what I said.
380
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:33,650
What's wrong?
381
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,610
She adopted us?
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