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Come on, Lindsey. Hurry up
before Mom and Dad come.
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Okay, okay. I'm hurrying.
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This is so stupid.
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Have you lost your mind?
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What are you doing?
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I was planking.
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Planking? What's that?
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The dumbest thing ever.
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It's all over the Internet.
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You lie face down with
your hands at your side
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and your feet pointing out,
and then she takes a picture.
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So, looking like you
got knocked out is fun?
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Yeah. Then, you post the picture
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and see how many hits you got.
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We uploaded this one yesterday.
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Oh, you know,
this already caught on
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with a couple
crack heads downtown.
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See, I thought they
just fell in the street.
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Turns out, they're planking.
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Have your fun,
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but stay off my table.
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Okay, babe...
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When do you want to do this?
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What is it again?
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Baby, come on.
You know what this is.
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It's the certificate from the
silent auction at Kevin's school.
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You're the one who
felt bad for the guy
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who wanted to bid on it.
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Why are you acting like
you don't want to do this?
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A family portrait?
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'Cause, Nick, they
always look so corny.
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Creepy, really.
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I mean, everybody
with the same shirt on,
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and that fake smile,
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you know, the kids looking like
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they've been held
against their will,
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and the wife looks like
she's been brainwashed
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by her cult figure husband.
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You know, with a weird
mustache and some glasses,
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you could almost
complete the look.
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No, baby, come on.
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Look, I looked
the guy up, all right?
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He's supposed to be good.
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And I called and I already
checked on his schedule,
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and he's only free
for a few more days
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before he goes off
on some great big job.
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Photos by Orlando.
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Yeah. Oh, baby, look.
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Can't you see it? Huh?
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Oh.
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Look, we can frame it and
hang it above the mantel.
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Nick, all right, these
things are a lot of work.
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I've been to these photo shoots
before. It's not like you just...
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Smile.
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Show up and shoot, you know?
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I gotta figure out what
everybody's going to wear.
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Then I got to get my hair done,
Lindsey's hair done.
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We need a makeup artist.
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You know what,
to save time and money
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just take Lindsey
out of the picture.
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I mean, that's a lot
of face to fix.
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Weren't you getting along
just, like, two seconds ago?
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And now you see why it's so
difficult dealing with a person
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who has the
attention span of a rat.
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- Okay, fine.
- We'll take the picture.
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But we are not hanging
it over the mantel.
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That's all right, baby.
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I can hang it on the
mantel inside my mind.
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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Here we go.
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You guys ready? SUZANNE: Uh-huh.
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Okay, here we go.
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Are you Kingston-Person?
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I am Nick Kingston-Persons,
and you must be Orlando.
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Yes. I must be me.
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Okay, well, this is my family.
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This is my daughter, Lindsey,
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My son, Kevin,
and this is my wife...
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Orlando doesn't need
the names, thank you.
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All right, well, hey,
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uh, here is your certificate.
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Let's see here. Unbelievable.
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Because you waited to the last
possible moment to redeem this,
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Orlando is here in Seattle
instead of Sao Paulo
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shooting Beyonce's
birthday bash.
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You were going to be
the photographer
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at Beyonce's birthday party?
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Bash. And, no. Because I'm here.
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Well, you can leave. Just
give us our money back.
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Oh, edgy, edgy, edgy, edgy.
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Unfortunately, your home is not.
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Well, you can always
bring us to your studio.
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Orlando likes
to shoot his subjects
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in their natural environment,
where they eat, pray, love.
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You did not just name-check
the Julia Roberts movie.
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Orlando has no idea what
the woman is talking about.
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Okay, well, just tell us
where to sit and we're ready.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Orlando doesn't show up
and do point-and-shoots.
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Today Orlando came to see.
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Orlando will come back to shoot.
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Folder. Open.
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A questionnaire?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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See, Orlando cannot capture you
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if Orlando doesn't know
who you are.
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Well, Orlando, you know,
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we are just a nice,
ordinary family.
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And all we want is a
nice, ordinary picture.
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Ordinary? If you wanted
ordinary, I could be in Brazil.
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At Beyonce's birthday party.
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Bash.
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Listen, Kingston-Person, you
have a lot to learn about yourself.
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Your family is not ordinary.
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The woman,
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edgy.
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Perhaps even a bit dangerous.
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The boy,
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absolutely cannot be trusted.
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The girl,
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she, uh,
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has a large face,
full of expressions.
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Perhaps hiding a dark soul
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you have yet to encounter.
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Hey, man, whoa, whoa. Stop.
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And you, Kingston-Person,
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Orlando knows you're guarded.
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But Orlando will find
your vulnerabilities
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and Orlando will take
a photo of it.
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You know, I can save
you some time, Orlando.
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It's his knee.
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Edgy. Leaving.
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Uh, well, when will
you come back?
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Orlando will be back
when you're ready.
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So, should we call you or...
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Orlando will know. Glasses.
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Door.
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Uh, baby, if you had to choose
between saving a whale,
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the rain forest, or Detroit,
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which would it be?
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How is this supposed to
help him take a picture?
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I don't know. So...
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Detroit.
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So, what is all that stuff Lindsey
brought back from the mall?
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She went shopping
with my mother.
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They went looking for outfits.
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Outfits for what?
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I forgot to tell you, uh...
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My mom's going to be
in the picture.
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Since when?
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Since she asked.
And I said, "Yeah."
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Oh, okay, so since she's
going to be in the picture,
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what about my mom and dad?
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They can be in it.
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And how's that supposed to work?
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It's not like they live
around the corner.
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Nick, this isn't fair.
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Well, what am I supposed to do?
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Tell your mother that this
portrait is for the four of us.
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Oh, you know what?
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You're the one
that wants her out.
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Why don't you tell her?
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Because I'm not
the one who put her in.
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Fine. Fine.
All right, look, here.
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"In your own words,
describe the feeling you get
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"when asked to describe
something in your own words"?
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Man, you are edgy.
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Oh, thank you. You're welcome.
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Gigi, by the way,
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I might be leaving work
early one day this week.
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Wow.
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You see, that's why
I love working with you.
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Because... Because we are
so in sync.
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I was going to ask you if I could
leave early one day this week,
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but now I don't have to.
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Yes, you do.
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What if the day
I want to leave early
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isn't the same day that
you want to leave early?
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Oh, right.
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But still, pretty coincidental.
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Okay, so what you gotta do?
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Nick has us taking
a family portrait.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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Yeah, it would be
if I wanted to do it.
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Oh, Suzanne, it's so much fun.
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I mean, we almost took
a family portrait one time,
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but apparently
it didn't work out.
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"Apparently?"
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Yeah, I was only a baby,
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but I guess my mom wanted
her mother in the picture,
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but she hated my
grandmother on my Dad's side.
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Anyway, there was a big fight.
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My mom's mom and my dad's mom
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started cursing each other out
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and they told me that
I wouldn't stop crying
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once I found out we
weren't going to take pictures.
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I love taking pictures!
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What were we talking about?
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Family portrait. Nick.
Leaving work early.
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Oh, no, it's so much fun.
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We almost took a
family portrait one time.
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Gigi... Hmm.
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Did I say that? Mm-hmm.
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Come on, Lindsey, hurry up.
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I can't hold it much longer.
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Okay.
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Got it.
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All right, now get the ladder.
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Hold on, I have
to post this first.
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Are you serious? Get the ladder.
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Come on. Help me down.
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Relax, boy. You got
up there by yourself.
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You can get down.
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Jump. It's, like,
two feet. And post.
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Come on. Whoa! Whoa!
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Ooh, floor plank.
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Hey, baby.
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Come here, baby.
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What'd I do?
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Ooh. I won't even ask
what that was for.
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I'll just take it.
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That was for you and for me.
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I have a surprise for you.
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Ew. Bad timing.
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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Oh, no, no. I invited
Marilyn to dinner.
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And since we're all
just standing here,
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I might as well tell you now.
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Um, Marilyn, I know you
know about the family portrait,
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and, to be honest, I really didn't
want you in it in the first place,
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but I've been thinking about it,
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and I wanted to tell you
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that I would be really honored
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if you were
in our family portrait.
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Has she been drinking?
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No, Ma.
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Suzanne, that's great.
Isn't that great?
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Great.
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Okay, cool. Let's eat.
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You know, to be honest,
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I was afraid you were
calling me over here
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to tell me you didn't want
me in the family picture.
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Hey, uh, let's get some
plates on the table.
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Wait, why would I tell you that
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when Nick's already
told you that?
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Hey, what do you
guys wanna drink?
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'Cause Nick never told me that.
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Honey, are you feeling okay?
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I'm fine.
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Uh, uh, hey, Mom,
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why don't you go in there and
just, you know, chill out a little bit?
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We'll get you a martini. We'll
be right there in a minute, okay?
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So, what?
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You just figured on the day
we were taking the picture
258
00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:28,715
that she just wouldn't show up?
259
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:31,718
I tried to tell her.
She was just so excited.
260
00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:33,894
Oh, so you just
let me look like a fool
261
00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,939
and stand here and
confess to your mother,
262
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:39,116
who already doesn't like me, that I
didn't want her in the family portrait?
263
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,119
Do you have any idea how
petty that makes me look?
264
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,731
Do you know how she must
feel about me right now?
265
00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,211
Probably the same as before.
266
00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:49,126
Listen. Okay, baby...
267
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,737
Okay, what does it matter
268
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:54,654
who didn't or did tell
her whatever, okay?
269
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,612
She started out in the picture,
270
00:10:56,656 --> 00:11:00,137
she's still in the picture.
No harm. No foul.
271
00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:01,486
That's not true!
272
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:04,446
You did me harm and
what you did was foul!
273
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:05,795
If it matters at all,
274
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:08,102
I can hear you,
and you're both right.
275
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,800
Now, can we eat?
Where's my drink?
276
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,589
Hello, Kingston-Person.
277
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,591
Um, what's going on?
278
00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,245
I'm here to photograph you now.
279
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:22,551
Right now?
280
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,074
I thought you were
going to let us know.
281
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,773
I just did. Now gather the
boy, the girl, and that woman.
282
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:29,558
Oh, okay, but, uh,
we're not ready.
283
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:32,126
It's okay. Everything's
taken care of.
284
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:34,345
Uh, what is all this?
285
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:38,088
See, your home is but a canvas.
286
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,614
And all of this is my palette.
287
00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:44,704
Okay, but does it really take
288
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,706
all of this to take a picture?
289
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:50,840
Does Prince really need
Paisley Park to write a song?
290
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:54,670
Does Martin Scorsese really need
Leo DiCaprio to make a movie?
291
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,933
No. But it helps.
292
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,282
Wait, wait... Orlando,
293
00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:00,676
all I wanted was a nice,
ordinary picture.
294
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,809
I did not sign up
for all of this.
295
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,680
You signed up for Orlando.
296
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,682
All of this...
297
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,815
...is Orlando.
298
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:12,470
Hey. Is this a wind machine?
299
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,342
That's the attitude I need.
300
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,479
Nick!
301
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:22,742
Kingston-Person!
302
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,005
The woman is calling you.
303
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,138
Hey, baby.
304
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,448
What is going on in here?
305
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:36,233
Baby, this is his set-up.
306
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,322
Where is my furniture?
307
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,802
It's outside. What?
308
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,630
It's okay. They covered it up.
309
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,632
Nick, this is ridiculous.
310
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:46,243
It takes all this
to take a picture?
311
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:48,637
And you, if I had known
312
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,031
that you were gonna come
in here and destroy my house,
313
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,642
I would have told you
to go ahead to Sao Paulo
314
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,079
and shoot Beyonce's
birthday party.
315
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,124
Bash.
316
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,649
Suzanne.
317
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:01,737
Yeah?
318
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,087
Are you having
a yard sale? No, why?
319
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,786
'Cause some guy is trying
to buy your couch for $100.
320
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:12,182
Hey! Get that off your truck!
321
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:15,533
Ah, this is a big deal, huh?
322
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:20,060
Kingston-Person. Who is this?
323
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:23,411
Orlando, this is
my mother, Marilyn.
324
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:26,806
The mother? This is the mother?
325
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,764
The mother?
326
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:33,943
This is the mother. Let me
take a look at the mother.
327
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,206
Oh, my God.
328
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,426
This is the mother.
329
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,862
She's perfect.
330
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,081
Oh.
331
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,039
We have a problem,
Kingston-Person.
332
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,127
What?
333
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,869
The mother is stunning.
334
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,653
And to place her in the portrait
335
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:51,221
with the others would be unfair.
336
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,180
I'm going to have
to shoot her separately.
337
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,442
Oh...
338
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,009
Tell her.
339
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,708
He does know
I can hear him, right?
340
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:02,537
Ma, look, you know,
is this okay?
341
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:03,799
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
342
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,410
Baby, please, the man
said I was stunning.
343
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,325
He can do whatever
he wants to do.
344
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,808
Hey, you, Becky...
345
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,638
If somebody tries to put my
sofa in their truck, call 911.
346
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,422
And tell 'em you're white.
347
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:21,251
Baby, I got something
to tell you.
348
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,906
My mother is not going
to be in the picture.
349
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:25,821
What did you do?
350
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,911
I didn't do anything.
It was Orlando's decision.
351
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,609
Orlando said I was stunning.
352
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,611
And if we were all
in the same picture,
353
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,700
no one would notice you.
354
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:36,788
Smart man.
355
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:40,923
Nick, this is crazy.
356
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,751
I know. I'm sorry, baby.
357
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:45,145
Look, this will all be over
in a little while, okay?
358
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,933
Oh. Oh.
359
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,980
The mother's face looks amazing.
360
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,808
But Orlando think it
needs just a little bit more.
361
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,723
Does the mother
have red lipstick?
362
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,247
The mother does.
363
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:03,554
Ooh. Ooh,
scared of you, mama. Here you go.
364
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,817
Gonna get rid
of that. Oh, yes, yes.
365
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,123
Work your magic.
366
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,908
Yeah, you can get rid of that.
367
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,954
Oh, yeah. get rid of that.
368
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,304
Oh, yeah, you can
get rid of that.
369
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:18,308
Orlando? What are
you doing to my face?
370
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,049
Oh, mother...
371
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,225
What are you doing to my face?
372
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,271
Well, uh...
373
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:33,889
The essence of a mother
lies in her sorrow.
374
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,806
The mother is like
a beautiful clown to me,
375
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,417
sacrificing for her audience.
376
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,115
She is both stunning,
377
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,509
and sad.
378
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,381
Sad mother.
379
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,686
Sad mother.
380
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,602
So, I want you to just
381
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,474
wear those wrinkles
382
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:56,781
and wear those crow's feet
383
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,914
like you love 'em.
384
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,133
Shoot!
385
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:05,790
Awesome!
386
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,923
Hey, Mom, can we
shoot some planks
387
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,490
before they take this stuff out?
388
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,709
Why do you have
a patch over your eye?
389
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,190
'Cause she's half
as ugly with this on?
390
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,366
Man, we are not taking
a family photo
391
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,454
with you wearing an eye patch.
392
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:18,716
Take it off.
393
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,590
What happened to you?
394
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,505
Just so you know,
395
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:25,636
however that happened to him
396
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,725
has absolutely nothing
to do with me.
397
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:31,294
I love it. It screams "boy."
398
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,253
Orlando..."Boy."
399
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,081
We are not taking
a picture of my son
400
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:38,432
looking like he's been
knocked out by Manny Pacquiao.
401
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,086
The woman is right.
402
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,913
Don't worry, my stylist
will be here any minute
403
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,176
and we'll take care of it.
404
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,742
We have a stylist?
405
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,702
Hey! Hi, everybody. Hi!
406
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:50,922
Gigi, you didn't tell me
you were Orlando's stylist.
407
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,228
Well, I didn't know
he was shooting you.
408
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,795
Otherwise I would have
said something.
409
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:56,102
Bonjour.
410
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,973
Gorgeous, I want you
to work your magic.
411
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,496
All right,
I'll work it. Work it.
412
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,020
Everybody upstairs!
413
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,674
Excitement, people.
Excitement. Come on.
414
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,589
Hey, uh... Mm-hmm?
415
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,765
Orlando, for your sake,
416
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,854
these pictures better be good,
417
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,161
or you're going to wish you
were at Beyonce's birthday party.
418
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,077
Bash.
419
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,214
Let's shoot.
420
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:26,480
Yes, yes, yes. Show your
truth. That's it, baby. Yes.
421
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,351
Come on, woman. Woman, this way!
422
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,701
Yes, you're angry!
423
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:33,226
Yes! Angrier!
424
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,358
Who's the boy? You're the boy!
425
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,622
Yes, yes. Harder! Harder!
426
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,363
Oh, that's a woman!
427
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,670
Fight it!
Fight against it, woman!
428
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:45,107
Yes! Fight me! Fight me, woman!
429
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,239
Hey!
430
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,284
Yes, that's what I want. Anger.
431
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:51,070
Going for real! Yes!
432
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,810
It ain't going nothing
to do with the picture.
433
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:54,769
Yes, that's what
I'm looking for. anger.
434
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:57,032
Anger! I'm here!
435
00:17:58,773 --> 00:17:59,991
Hey, get up!
436
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:07,651
Stop! Stop! Stop! Just stop.
437
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:08,826
Okay, stop.
438
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,480
Stab me, Lord. Just stab me.
439
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,265
All right, do you want
some more wind?
440
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,355
No! No! The wind is fine.
441
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,661
Kingston-Person
is finally right.
442
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,315
The wind is not the problem.
443
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,448
Well, can you
figure out what it is?
444
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:22,927
Because I feel like I've spent
445
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,408
the last hour
falling to my death.
446
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:26,931
So have I.
447
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:29,760
Wait, wait, wait. What is
this, man? This is crazy.
448
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:32,459
All right, we're tired.
My pants are tight.
449
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:35,114
After all these shots, you
still don't have one you like?
450
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:38,117
No, I don't. No, I don't.
451
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,422
Because I shoot truth,
452
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,945
and I'm not getting truth.
453
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,122
I'm getting a whole lot
of falling and, "Ah!"
454
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,775
Okay, maybe we should go,
455
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,256
you know, more
Euro-ghetto fabulous.
456
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,388
No, no, maybe we should go
457
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,998
more loose-in-the-crotch pants,
458
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,087
'cause these pants are
tight, man. They killing me.
459
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,221
Stop. Orlando has the answer.
460
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,874
There's one thing
that never fails
461
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,398
to get everyone to their truth.
462
00:18:58,441 --> 00:18:59,573
Tequila.
463
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:00,791
Ooh!
464
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:04,665
Gigi, my kids are
not drinking tequila.
465
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,537
Nudity. Everyone, get naked.
466
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:08,799
Naked!
467
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:10,279
Kevin! What?
468
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,108
Kingston-Person,
469
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,979
it's Orlando's interpretation
470
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:17,678
of the inner essence
of your family.
471
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,115
Nudity.
472
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,335
That's it! You're out of
here, man. You gotta go.
473
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,640
No, no, no, no. Listen.
474
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,207
There's nothing wrong with it.
475
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,687
Heidi and Seal did it.
476
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,471
Demi and Ashton did it.
477
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:29,951
John and Yoko did it.
478
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,997
If John Lennon can get
naked, then why can't you?
479
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,783
John Lennon got shot, too.
You want me to do that? Huh?
480
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,263
Imagine...
481
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,482
Imagine I'm not taking
off my damn clothes
482
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:42,529
and I'm going to imagine you
getting out of my house right now.
483
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,095
Oh, yes. I'm leaving.
484
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,185
Take all this stuff
and move it out.
485
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,708
Come on. Hey, get your people.
486
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,144
Get your people.
487
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,059
Are you still taking pictures?
488
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,192
I'm capturing truth.
489
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,238
Stop it. That's it.
490
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,675
Oh, this is a nice house.
491
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,329
Hey, no, no. Hey, quit it.
492
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,984
What? Quit. Keep it. That's it.
493
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,073
Stop it!
494
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,380
Listen, you take
one more picture,
495
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,120
just one more,
all right... Mm-hmm.
496
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:11,993
...and I will snap you
and that camera
497
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:15,257
back to Beyonce's
birthday party. You hear me?
498
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,476
But it's a bash.
499
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,441
Is this all of them? Yes.
500
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:26,877
Are you sure?
501
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,139
Yes.
502
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,750
All right, I'm going
to burn these things.
503
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,142
And do me a favor.
504
00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:33,493
The next time you want
to do a family portrait,
505
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:34,929
count me out.
506
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,023
Honey, I'm sorry you didn't get
507
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,938
the family portrait
that you wanted.
508
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,942
You know what? I got an idea.
509
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:50,118
The boy, get on the couch.
510
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:58,648
All right, everybody
say, "Kingston-Persons."
511
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,737
Kingston-Persons.
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