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Wow, don't you
look professional.

Really? You think so? Because
that's the look I was going for.

You know, stylish,
but not too street,

but not too office-y,
not too busy.

Like, I wanted it to look like
I just got up and threw this on,

but, like,
I got my things so down,

I didn't even have
to think about it.

Well, that is exactly
how it looks.

Well, I know it looks like you don't
think, but I thought that already.

Kevin, be quiet.

Lindsey, you should learn
a lot at this internship

down at your father's station.

I know. I can't believe I'm going to
be helping out with an actual newscast.

I told Kelly, and she
was like, "No, you're not."

And I was like, "Yes, I am."
And she was like, "O.M.G."

And I was like, "Jealous, much?"

And she was like,
"Are you gonna be on TV?"

And I was like, "What if I was?"

And she was like, "If you
were?" And I was like, "I know..."

Okay, honey. Honey, honey.

I'm just so happy
that you're excited.

Hey, Mom, can I have some money

to buy Dad a gift for his
birthday this weekend?

What happened to saving
your allowance?

Oh, I've been saving up for weeks,
but then an emergency came up.

Mm-hmm, what emergency?

This new video game,
had to put it on reserve.

Super Crash Cousins.
It's so awesome.

I mean, it has all the characters
from Crash Cousinsl and II plus Thor,

Green Lantern, Shaquille O'Neal,

oh, and Donkey from Shrek.

So, Kevin, you just had
to put that on reserve?

Yes.

No.

Why?

You had money.
You made a choice.

Your father lost to Donkey.

Kevin, you're gonna have to figure out
how to get your dad a gift on your own.

All right.

But when the man ends up
with a $10 smoothie card,

it's on you.

Uh-oh, looks like somebody's
ready to go to work.

Really? You think so?

Because that's the look I was going for.
You know, stylish but not too street...

Hey, honey, honey, honey.

Whoo, what you
looking at over there?

I was checking this thing out
on Trade Table Mall.

I'm thinking about
getting this for my birthday.

Look, it's a wireless
remote grill thermometer.

No.

What?

This is why you're so difficult
to buy a present for.

Oh, you were gonna get me a
wireless remote grill thermometer?

No.

Your birthday is in a
few days, so until then,

can you not give yourself a present, so
you allow someone else to give you one?

Fine. But next time
I'm in the kitchen,

and the burgers are
burning on the patio,

that's on your head, baby.

♪ Are we there yet?

♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me

♪ Tell me, are we there yet?

♪ Are we there yet?

So, what do you think?

Is that a watch,
or is that a watch?

It's gorgeous!

Oh, my God,
Nick is gonna love it.

Ooh, I love a man
with a nice watch,

nice shoes, nice-nice car,
nice house, nice arms...

Hello?

Not about you.

All right, so this is
a lot of money for you.

$1,000 for a watch.

I know, but the one thing
I'm sure of

is that Nick will never
buy this for himself.

Well, we should get it.

I can't, at least not yet.

See, I want it to be a surprise,

but if I use one of our
credit cards to purchase it,

Nick will know immediately.

What, does he work
at the watch store?

No, it's just, we have fraud alert
on all of our credit card accounts,

so if there's any unusual
activity or large transactions,

the bank will call.

Wow, that's smart.
You know, a woman,

she tried to steal
my identity once.

Well, how'd you find out?

She stole my credit info

and tried to charge a pair of
shoes and a purse for $160.

That's not that much.

That's how we knew it was fraud.

So, wait a second. If you can't
get the money out of your account,

how are you gonna get it?

I was thinking of asking
Marilyn for a loan.

Oh, Marilyn?

Your mother-in-law, Marilyn?

Yeah, I know.

I probably have a better chance of
asking for peace in the Middle East.

Oh, my God, what
happened in Chicago?

So, how's it going?

Learning anything?

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I am.

I learned how to clear a
paper jam in the copy machine.

I learned how to categorize
restock requests for office supplies,

and I also learned how
Brick Street likes his coffee.

Mmm, that's good.

That's what being
an intern is all about.

When do I get to do
some actual news stuff?

Oh, when you graduate
high school, go to college,

graduate college, come
back, apply for a job,

get the job, keep the job,

and then hopefully, finally get
promoted to doing real news stuff.

What'd you think, you were just gonna
walk in here and start anchoring the news?

I didn't think I'd be getting coffee
for everybody and their brother.

And your father.

One medium, black,
one sugar. Thank you.

Kevin, what are you doing?

Nothing.

Okay, well,

for reasons beyond my control,

I don't have any money to
buy Dad a gift for his birthday.

And since you won't give me any,

I've decided to sell
some stuff on eBay.

What kind of stuff?

Oh, you know, just some stuff
laying around the, uh, house.

Boy, this is all my stuff.

I know. You have
the best stuff, Mom.

You are not selling my stuff.
Now, go see who's at the door.

Oh, Marilyn,
what a nice surprise.

You called me over here.

I know, I'm just surprised
you actually came.

So, is that the stuff for me?

Yeah, now, what did you
need this for again?

Well, as you know, Dad's
birthday's this weekend,

and I don't really have that
much money right now, so...

So, he decided to sell
other people's stuff on eBay

to raise enough money
to buy Nick a gift.

Well, here you go.

I mean, this is just some stuff
I had laying around.

I don't know
how much it's worth.

But hey, if you can get
some money for it, great.

And if you can't,
don't blame me.

Okay, thanks, Grandma.

You're welcome, baby.

Ugh.

Marilyn,

I'm glad that you're here because
I actually wanted to talk to you.

About what?

Nick's birthday gift.

Mm-hmm.

As you know, your son is
nearly impossible to buy for,

but this year,

I want to surprise him
with a beautiful watch.

Hmm, so what's the problem?

It costs $1,000.

And you want me to go in
on it with you?

Not exactly.

Then what, exactly?

I need you to loan me
the $1,000.

No, I'll pay you back
after Nick's birthday.

May I suggest you sell
some stuff on eBay?

Marilyn, it's not like
I don't have the money.

Oh, yes, it is, or you
wouldn't be asking me for it.

It's just if I use
one of our credit cards,

or take the money out
of our checking account,

Nick will know immediately,
and it'll ruin the surprise.

Guess what. What?

I don't care.

Anyway, a surprise is only
a surprise if it happens.

If it never happens,
how can you ruin it?

You know, she's
got a point, Mom.

Anybody ask you?

Shh. Who's that?

Marilyn. Hmm?

Are you gonna help me or not?

Tell you what.

I'll surprise you.

I know. It's,
like, totally lame.

I mean, seriously, coffee?

If I wanted
to work at Starbucks,

I would have just
gone to Starbucks.

Lindsey!

I'll call you back.

What are you doing?

You are at work. You're not
supposed to be on the phone.

You're right.
I do need to focus.

I wouldn't want to put
the sodas in the fridge wrong,

or load the printer paper with
the holes on the wrong side,

or give Jennifer Ming a salad

with all the dressing
on the side

instead of half the dressing on the
top and half the dressing on the side.

Is that what she's
always complaining about?

That and her parking space.

Apparently, it's too far,

so I've had to go to
her car, like, five times,

because everything she needs,
she left in her car.

She left her phone in the car.
She left her credit card in the car.

She left her
sunglasses in the car.

It's like, lady, seriously,
don't you have a purse?

See? You're learning.

That right there is some
serious news reporting.

Now, look, I need you
to go to post-production,

have them put my clip package
on this hard drive.

Stay off the phone, and be
where people can find you.

Anything else?

Yeah.

Lindsey is driving me crazy.

Speaking of crazy, I
officially hate this new phone.

Can't figure out how to put
numbers in it. I can't use the camera.

Can't even figure out
how to read my text messages.

Let me see that.

All right, it says here you've
got nine unheard voicemails,

uh, 57 unread emails,
and one text message.

Oh, let's start there.

All right, look.

All you have to do is press this envelope,
and you can get all your messages.

Hmm. Look,

you've got one from Suzanne.

Ugh, what does she want?

I don't know, it's your message.

Boy, stop playing
and just read the message.

It's your message.
Why don't you read it?

Because I am busy making
myself a sandwich.

Yeah, but look, it's yours.

Boy.Girl.

Nick. What?

It says,

"Marilyn, thanks again
for the loan.

"I'll pay you back A.S.A.P."

Mama, what's that about?

It's about my business
and none of yours.

Did Suzanne borrow
money from you?

No.

Yeah, I couldn't figure out
how to get my text messages,

so I called Suzanne, and I asked
her to send me a test message,

and I guess that's what
she sent with her crazy self.

Your wife's so crazy.

Ma, what's going on?

Nothing.

Something.

Boy.Girl.

What? Ma!

Damn. Okay, I did
lend Suzanne money,

but you don't have to go
all Abu Ghraib on me.

Why is Suzanne
borrowing money from you?

How much was it?

$1,000.

$1,000? What for?

She wants a nose job.

What? A nose job, why?

I don't know.
She hates her nose.

Why would she hate
her nose? I love her nose.

I... Honey, I don't know.

I don't know.
All I know is that...

Look, you cannot
tell her I told you this.

I mean, she made me swear
I wouldn't tell you a word.

I'm sorry, Ma.
I got to say something.

What? Oh, really?

Well, just know that
you are going to ruin

what little bit of
relationship we did have.

I mean, that woman
trusted me with her secret,

and now you're gonna mess it all
up just because you like her nose?

I mean, her nose,
really? Really?

Does it really always
have to be about you?

What?

Think about it.

And give me my phone. Nosey.

Hey, where's Nick?

He's with Martin.

Okay, look, I'm sorry,
but Nick knows about the loan.

You told him?

No, he read your text message.

Well, what was he doing
with your phone?

Is that really what's
important right now?

Does he know about the watch?

No, but here's the thing.

I had to make up a cover story.

So, what's the cover story?

I told him I loaned you the
money so you could get a nose job.

You what?

Marilyn! A nose job?
That is ridiculous!

And he believed that?

Yeah.

I don't need a nose job!

Nobody said you
needed a nose job.

And he believed that
I think I need one?

Yes, because I told him.

He also believed he was gonna be the
first black member of the Fantastic Four.

I'm very convincing.

And you couldn't convince
him of something else?

That was the first thing
I thought of.

But look, bottom line?
You want to surprise your man?

Stick to the story.

I can't believe
Suzanne wants a nose job.

I love her nose.

Eh, sometimes women
have flaws only they can see.

I dated a woman
once with a nose job.

There was absolutely nothing
wrong with her nose.

So, it was all in her head?

Yeah, I mean, that's the bizarre
thing about plastic surgery.

Once somebody gets it
in their head that they need it,

there's no talking
them out of it.

Take Michael Jackson.

People loved dark-skin Mike,
but he didn't believe it.

People loved
medium-dark skin Mike.

He didn't believe it.

People loved light-skin Mike
with the perm and lipstick.

He didn't believe it.

People even
liked light-skin Mike

with his surgical mask
and the wig and the pajamas.

And your point is?

She must be stopped.

Well, how am I
supposed to do that?

Well, you could
bring her down here,

and have her take a look at
what her future face looks like.

What are you staring at?

How beautiful you are.

Thank you.

No. Thank you.

Nick, I've been meaning to
talk to you about something.

Is it about how fine you are?

No. Baby, listen.

No, no, no, no. You listen.

Do you know I love
every part of you?

From your lips to your hips,

from your toes to your nose.

My nose?

Yes, baby, your nose.

I don't know if
I ever told you this,

but your nose is one of the
things that made me propose.

Okay, that's just ridiculous.

You know what else
I love about your nose?

Is the way it crinkles
up when you get frustrated.

Nick, would you
listen to me, please?

Like it's doing right now.

Nick. And who cares if
it's a little flat?

You think my nose is flat?

What?

Not flat in a bad way,
flat in a good way.

I never noticed it, but...

Mmm, it is a little flat.

Gigi... What?

I'm messing with you.
Your nose is fine.

I don't know.

Now, Nick's got me wondering

if there are other things
he thinks are wrong with me

that he's just not
saying anything about.

Has he said anything
about your feet?

No, why? What's wrong
with my feet?

You know, you're gonna
have to ask him.

You know, I really
don't like you right now.

I'm just messing
with you. Come on.

Has he said anything
about your hair?

What's wrong with my hair?

Nothing $1,000 can't fix.

You're not helping.

Because I'm messing with you.

Come on, don't you see
how silly this all is?

Well, I guess you
do have a point.

Has he said anything
about your thighs?

So, now I need lipo?

Um, no. You don't need lipo.

Come on, Suzanne.

I mean, there is nothing wrong
with your feet, your hair, your nose.

I'm just teasing you because
you have created this monster.

If you didn't want so much,
you wouldn't be in this mess.

What are you talking about?

The way I see it is,
you have a choice.

Either you want Nick to think your
nose is perfect and not surprise him,

or make him think you want the
stupid nose job and surprise him.

I mean, you can't
have it both ways.

Why can't I have it both ways?

Gosh, you want a lot, and
it's not even your birthday.

Lindsey, what are you doing?

Nothing.

Exactly. Shouldn't you be busy?

I'm taking a break.

From what? Not working?

Did somebody tell you
to take a break?

Do they have to?

Yes. You are at work.

You have a boss,

and your boss is asking me where
you are because you're my daughter.

So, instead of me being where I
need to be, doing what I need to do,

I'm over here trying to find out

why you're not doing
what you're supposed to do.

Okay, okay. Sorry.

Break's over.

Oh, you know what?
Stay on break.

No, Dad, I said I was sorry.

Lindsey.

I know you're not doing the most
glamorous stuff around here, okay?

But the point is to show people
you do whatever you have to do

to the best of your ability,

whether it's getting coffee
or counting paperclips.

Look, it's about
showing pride in your work.

I just don't understand why they
can't get somebody else to do that stuff.

You're right.

We can.

You're fired.

Where's everybody at?

Surprise! Happy birthday!

Oh, thanks, guys.

Happy birthday, sweetheart.

All right.

A wireless remote
grill thermometer.

I've tasted your burgers. You
need all the help you can get.

Plus, I know you.

Mwah. Thank you, Mama.

And here you go, Dad.
This one is from me.

Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

Oh-oh. But before you open
it, I just want you to know,

I thought about what
you said to me earlier,

and I'm sorry for having
a bad attitude at the job.

And I'm sorry
you had to fire me.

I'm sorry, too.

And if there's any chance
you would re-hire me,

I promise to do a way
better job this time around.

I'll think about it.

Okay, now open it.

All right.

Oh, my own coffee mug.
Thank you, sweetheart.

Got your initials on it.

Thank you so much.

All right, ready,
Dad? Open mine.

All right.

Whoa, a Spike Lee box set.

And it's autographed, too.

Mm-hmm.

It has all his best movies.

Girl 6, Get On The Bus,

Bamboozled, She Hate Me,

and it even has the director's
cut of Miracle At St. Anna.

I mean, it doesn't get
any better than that.

This must have been expensive.

Well, Marilyn gave me a bunch
of stuff to sell on eBay.

And I got all this plus
$200 in my PayPal account.

What did I give you that
was worth that much money?

I don't know, stuff.

Where's Suzanne?

Hello.

Oh, my God. Baby, what happened?

Surprise!

Baby, what did you do?

Did I miss it? Am I late?

Suzanne. What?

What is wrong with your face?

She had a nose job.Uh-huh.

I can't believe you
did this without telling me.

What did you think
she was gonna do?

You said her nose was flat.

Don't be mad at me, baby.

I did it for you.

Happy birthday.

Baby, this is not what I wanted.

I wanted a wireless remote
grill thermometer.

Then you should
have said that, Nick.

Nobody's talking to you.

Baby, I love every part of you.

I wouldn't care
if you had a flat nose,

a ratty weave jacked
up feet, and cankles.

When I said for better
or for worse, I meant it.

You didn't have
to do this for me.

I didn't.

Happy birthday.

Did they fix it?

Nick, I didn't get a nose job!

All right, somebody please tell
me what is going on here, please?

Honey, I was never going
to get a nose job.

I borrowed the money
from your mother,

so I could keep
your real gift a secret.

Oh, baby!

This watch is amazing!

Not as amazing as what she
went through to keep it from you.

Oh, I almost forgot.
I got you something too.

Pow! A $10 smoothie card.

Well, thank you, Gigi.

What? Are you serious?

I was gonna get you that.

I could have saved $400.

$400?

Boy, what was in that box?

I don't know, stuff.