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Hey, Jackie, come on in.

Hi, Nick. Hi, Suzanne.Hi.

I'd like you to meet
the Noblacks.

This is Tom, Kelly,
Quentin and Julie.

Pleasure, pleasure.

You know, Troy and I leave for
our cruise to Alaska tomorrow,

and the Noblacks
are house-sitting for me.

Oh, how nice.

Wow, that's an interesting
name. How do you spell it?

N-O-B-L-A-C-K.

"No-blacks"?"Nah-blach."

Embarrassed.

Oh, you wouldn't believe
how many people do that.

You should have seen
the look on your face.

Um, you know... Kevin, Lindsey!

We actually have kids
around you guys' age.

Oh, how nice.

Honey. Yeah?

We brought you this box of wine.

Oh, wow.

A box of wine. Look, honey.

Wow, thank you.

Oh, here you go, babe.

Uh, Kevin and Lindsey,
this is Quentin and Julie.

The "No-blacks.""Nah-blach."

Hey.Hey.

Hey.Hey.

Hey.Hey.

Hey.Hey.

Well, welcome to
the neighborhood.

♪ Are we there yet?

♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me

♪ Tell me, are we there yet?

♪ Are we there yet?

You know,

I know those people have
only been house-sitting for a day,

but they're already on my list.

The Noblacks? Yes, the Noblacks.

What happened? Argh, they parked
in our driveway.

You know what, I'm
gonna go talk to them.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, baby.

Before you go gettin'
all black mamba on them,

just give 'em a chance.

What does Kobe Bryant
have to do with this?

Kobe Bryant?

Black Mamba?

Oh, no, no. I was talking
about the movie Kill Bill,

you know, Vivica Fox, remember?

No, but baby,

Vivica Fox played
Copperhead in the movie Kill Bill.

Then who was Black Mamba?

That was Uma Thurman.

No, I thought Uma Thurman was...

No, no, no, see, Vivica said

she should have been Black Mamba
in the movie, 'cause she's black.

Hmm.

Okay, you know what,
look, look, look,

if you go down there
and read them the riot act,

things are just gonna
be awkward from here on out.

So? I can do awkward.

Baby, what is with
all this food?

I invited them to dinner.

Nick! What? I was being nice.

Why? They're not.

They are not not
being nice, all right?

They made a mistake.

Let's talk about it at dinner.

Kill 'em with kindness, baby.

Fine.

But if kindness doesn't work,
can we just kill 'em?

Nick, Suzanne,

this is just great.

Just being good neighbors.
Right, honey?

Yep.

So, um, how do you guys
know Jackie?

We work together.

Well, you used to.

Yeah, until I got laid off.

Oh, man, I'm sorry.

Yeah, me, too.

Of course, Jackie got
to keep her job.

Now, she's on a cruise,

and we're just squatting around
town like a bunch of gypsies.

Que sera.

Hey, man, pop that box. NICK: Yeah.

You know, um,

we don't usually
drink wine out of a box.

Well, neither did we
till the economy collapsed.

Hey, man, shake that up.

Harder. Come on, put some muscle in it.

Yeah. That's how I like it.

Box? No, thank you.

I could get another flavor
if you want.

I don't like juice boxes.

I do. Can I have it?

Thanks. I do, too.

Oh, here. I'll get another one.

So, what are you watching?

The Vampire Diaries.

I love that show, you know,

all those vampires
writing in their diaries.

Mmm-hmm.

So, Julie, you want
to play some video games?

Do you have Super Crash Cousins?

Uh, yeah.

So, Lindsey,

since I'll be next door, maybe
I could come over sometime.

You're over now.

It's over now. And losing my job

wasn't even the worst of it.

We had a house fire last year.

Lost everything.

Wow, that's terrible.
What happened?

Well, we were trying
to cut expenses.

So, captain save-a-buck here
decides...

we don't need to buy new
batteries for the smoke detector.

I thought I could hard wire
the smoke detectors

to our electrical panel.

Of course. Long story short,

you know, I guess I got
a couple of wires crossed,

and the next thing you know,
the house is burning

like an Irish guy
on the beach in Mexico.

Man. Glad nobody got hurt.

Yeah, we were lucky.

I just grew my eyebrows back.

Well, uh,

Jackie and Troy
are almost like family,

so if you ever
need anything, just ask.

Oh, speaking of... Are you
around tomorrow afternoon?

Yeah, why?

Would you mind picking up
Julie from soccer practice?

Baby, don't you have
that thing tomorrow?

Oh, yeah, I got this thing.

What time?

What time is that thing?

Um, at 4:00.

Great.

Uh, 4:30.

Even better.

She's out maybe, like, 5:30.

Jackie said you guys are great.

And they are.

Aren't they?

Hey, guys.

Hey. Something wrong?

We're having
a little get-together.

Right now? It's 11:30.

And time to get dirty.

We got the Jacuzzi going. We'll be
out there if you want to come through.

Bathing suits optional.

Boyka, Boyka, what do you
say, boss? What do you say, now?

I'm telling you, Gigi,
these people

do not understand boundaries.

They weren't at our house
five minutes,

and they already invited
themselves over for a drink.

And this man will not
button up his shirt.

Well, that's nothing compared
to my old neighbors

at my old apartment.

What happened? Okay.

Every morning, 5:00 a.m.,

I get up, put on my
boxercising DVD.

And not ten minutes into it,

the guy downstairs from me

starts banging on the
ceiling with his broom handle.

And just to, you know, block
out the sound, I turn up the music.

And my neighbors start
banging on the walls,

and I'm like, "Shut up!
I'm trying to work out!"

And this happened for, what,
every day for a week.

And then what happened?

They signed a petition
and got me out.

Hey!

Kelly, what are you doing here?

I thought I'd swing by and see if
maybe you'd like to have lunch together.

Oh, who might this be?

Oh, this is Gigi, my assistant.

This is Kelly, the woman
who's house-sitting for Jackie.

Oh, Kelly! Hi, Kelly! Yes, hi.

You know what? You've got
to tell me where you get those

great boxes of wine.

Absolutely.

Kelly, uh, how did you
know where I worked?

Oh, we got some
of your mail today,

so I just followed my little
nose to the return address,

and here I am.

Wow,

you must be quite
the little mover-and-shaker.

Well, you know Suzanne,

whenever she moves,
things just shake.

You know what, Suzanne,

let me ask you something.

What with Tom losing his job,

you know, and the fire
and everything,

do you think maybe
you could get him on here?

Uh, you know, Kelly,
I can't really say.

Why don't you let me take you
out to lunch, and we'll talk about it?

Um, you know, Kelly, I'm sorry.

I can't go out to lunch today.

We can eat in.

Can you get us some menus?

Okay, try this.

What is that, a girly drink?

See, I'm trying to get
more women in this place.

And the thing is, I need
to make drinks they like,

whether or not a guy
is buying it for them.

That is why I give you,
"The Committer."

Seriously?

Yeah, don't you see
the ring around the rim?

It's all right.Hmm.

So, what's up with you and Tom?

The guy doesn't know
where the line is.

What's that one called?

This one is "The Return Call."

Try that bad boy.

Mmm, that's not bad.

Did he really ask you
to do a naked Jacuzzi?

I just met the guy.
I mean, who does that?

To be perfectly honest, I do.
I was there.

What? Yeah, see, I came by your house

to drop off your Rambo DVDs,
and he was in the driveway.

So, we got to chatting,
and I called a friend of mine.

Crack open a box of wine, and before
we know it, we're naked in the Jacuzzi.

That's a little freaky, man.

You know, it really wasn't.

The guy is just really
comfortable being naked.

Very white.

No, I'm gonna stick
with very freaky.

Ooh, watch
the wizard at 5 o'clock.

Okay.

Oh, there's the portal.
We can make it.

Yes!

That was nice.Yeah.

Hey, guys. We're home.

Hey, Mom.

Hi, honey.

You know, Kelly,

as great as it was having
you at the office all day,

um, I need to start getting
dinner ready for the family.

What are you making?
Maybe we'll stay.

Uh, I'm not sure yet.

Are you, um,
allergic to anything?

Yeah. Like?

Shellfish, mango, strawberries,

pecans, coconut.

Oh, see, we're having
grilled shrimp

with a mango-pecan glaze

and strawberry-coconut pie.

Oh, man.Yeah.

Maybe next time.

Okay.Okay.

Well, let's go.

See you, Kevin. All right, on the fire stage.

On the fire stage.

Bye. Bye.

Oh, God.

Mom, since when do we
have strawberry-coconut pie?

Yes?

Could I come in? Nope.

I just wanted to give you this.

What is it? A gift.

It's the best of Vampires
Coffin collection.

It's got season one
of Vampire Diaries,

season two of
Buffy the Vampire Slayer,

all of Twilight,
Interview with a Vampire,

Lost Boys, and, of course,
Vampire in Brooklyn.

Why'd you do this?

Look, I like you, and I thought maybe I
could win you over by giving you stuff.

My dad said girls like it.

Is it working? No.

I don't want you to try to win
me over by giving me stuff.

No, keep it.

Maybe I could wear you down.

Sorry, but I don't think so.

I guess I'm going to have
to get you more stuff.

Do not go anywhere.

I won't.

I live here.

Honey, what is that?

Box of coffee.

We don't need a box of coffee.

I'm just gonna tell these
people what needs to be told,

and it's just gonna be
however it is.

Hey. Come on in.

Oh, Tom, look.

Somebody's trying
to bite our style.

Well, what do we have there?

Regular. French roast.

Well, hoh, hoh, hoh.

I have a little decaf hazelnut,

if you like a little flavor.

Thanks for stopping by.

Oh, sure, sure.

How was dinner? I heard
you laid out quite a spread.

Yeah, well, we would have
had you guys over,

except it would have
killed Kelly.

Guys, there are a few things
we need to talk to you about.

Well,

I hope it's not serious.

Tres serieux?

No, it's not serious, serious.

Oh, okay. But the parking
in our driveway,

and the late-night parties,

and the favors...

It's just a little
too much, you know?

And we're starting to feel
like you guys are...

We're what?

Annoying.

It's annoying.

Are you calling us annoying?

Yes, very. And we wish
you would stop it.

Well, let me tell you something,

little Miss High-and-Mighty.

Oh, sweetie, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, yes.

No, yes. She needs to hear this.

Oh, Lord.

Annoying?

How about you are annoying.

Okay?

I mean, at least
we have been trying.

Maybe we are
a little out of practice,

you know, being good neighbors,

because our house burned down.

And we haven't had
a driveway in a year.

And my husband here
is out of a job.

What does that have to do
with being annoying?

Well, why don't you tell me?

All right, forget it. Let's go.

We are out of here, Tom.

Tom! Let's go.

Well, can't I have
a cup of coffee?

Brought you a peace offering.

Thanks.

Can we talk?

Come on in.

Boxweiser beer?

Oh, that's good stuff.

Well, don't just sit there.
Pop that box.

Thank you. Uh, should I
shake it up first?

I wouldn't.

So, uh,

Suzanne and Kelly
yesterday, huh? Hoo!

If you had that on
pay-per-view, cha-ching.

Maybe.

Nick,

you ever had a bad day,

and that day turn into
a bad year?

No.

Not yet, at least.

Well, that's kind of
what it's been like for us.

You know, so, I'm sorry if we

come off the wrong way.

It's usually not like this.

It'll turn around, man.

I hope so. Cheers.

Hey, are you going
to be here for a minute?

I guess, why?

Well, Jackie's cable is out, and
the guy's supposed to swing by,

but I have to go by the house,
well, you know, what's left of it,

and talk to the contractor.
Cover me?

Sure.

Great. When's he coming?

Uh, he shouldn't be
but a minute.

You know, I wouldn't have asked,

but it looks like you're just
sitting, knocking back cold ones.

So, I thought you wouldn't mind.

Back in a flash.

Adios, muchacho.

What are you doing?

I'm fighting fire with fire.

You want to annoy me,
I'm gonna annoy you.

See, I parked the car
in front of Jackie's driveway,

so the "No-blacks"
can't pull in.

"Nah-blachs."

Ooh, look, here comes Tom.

Ha-ha! He don't know what to do.

Yeah, see, that's what happens
when you mess with Suzanne.

Uh-huh. What, what?

Uh, baby, let me talk
to you for a minute.

Oh, here he comes, here he
comes. Get in, get in, quick!

Hey, Tom.Hey.

Uh, little thing,

the wiz-ife, she
parked in our driveway.

What?

I'm sorry, did I box you out?

Oh, oh, no worries,

but if you could just

pull up a little,
that would be really great.

Hey, uh, Tom. Yeah?

I was over at the house
for about six hours, man.

The cable company never showed.

Oh, man, I knew
I forgot something.

They called and rescheduled.

Sorry, buddy.

Sorry?

I wasted a whole day!

I know! I hate that!

Those cable people
are out of control.

Well, anyway, you all can just let
me know when back that thing up.

Kelly's coming, and things
have been a little tight.

I don't want you
to set that off again.

That's not gonna set it off.

I'm gonna set it off.

So, wait, tell me why
we're doing this again.

These people just don't get it.

We tried to be nice,
but nothing seems to work.

So, now, we're gonna give
them a taste of their own medicine.

How long is this gonna take?

Could be minutes. Could be days.

Oh, you guys, here it
comes, here it comes.

♪ There ain't no...

♪ Party like a Nick and
Suzanne Kingston-Persons party

♪ 'cause a Nick and
Suzanne-Persons party don't stop

♪ What! Ain't no
party like a... ♪

Nick! Nick!

Hey, Tom.

We're just having
an impromptu get-together.

Oo-ooh!

Look, man,

could you keep it down?

I have an early morning tomorrow,
and I really need to get some sleep.

Oh, you have
an early morning tomorrow?

Oh, well you better
get some earplugs,

'cause we might be
going all night.

Look, and feel free
to bring the wiz-ife.

♪ Ain't no party like a Nick and
Suzanne Kingston-Persons party

♪ 'cause a Nick and
Suzanne-Persons party don't stop ♪

What!

Well, I hope you all are happy.

About what?

Thanks to your little
arty last night,

Tom overslept,

and was late for his first
job interview in six months.

And, not only have you
turned my son into a thief,

you've turned my daughter
into a liar.

What's going on?

Oh, as if you don't know.

Quentin was arrested yesterday

for shoplifting DVDs for her.

What?

I didn't tell that boy
to steal nothing for me.

And this one has been so busy
playing video games with your son,

she failed two quizzes
this week.

Maybe she's just not that smart.

Fortunately,

for you,

Jackie is coming home today,

and we can be free
of this little nightmare.

Oh, "we can be free"?

Baby! Baby, you won't
believe what happened.

Did you get the job?

No. But get this,

the building I had an
interview in had a gas leak,

and five minutes
before I get there,

the place explodes.

Nick,

if it hadn't been for you
keeping me up all last night,

they'd be cleaning me
up off the sidewalk.

Thanks, man.

I mean,

don't get me wrong,

I'm sad for all those people
that got blown up.

But I'm glad I wasn't
one of them.

Well, maybe this is a sign that things are
finally starting to turn around for you guys.

Kelly, Kelly. Oh, Tom,

Tom, there you are.

Jackie, when did you get here?

Just now.

And I got great news.

Tom, you know Mr. Mullen,
the guy who fired you?

Turns out he's been stealing money
from the company for over a year.

They fired him,
and they're hiring you back.

What? Yes.

Oh, my God! That is fantastic!

We have to go break open
a box of bubbly.

After the year we've had,

this is a reason to celebrate.

Come on, baby.

I'm coming back for you.

Whatever.

I can't believe you.

Kelly's told me how horrible you've
been to their whole family this week.

We've been horrible to them?

Well, I'm glad you have
the decency to admit it.

You couldn't have just been
nice to them for one week?

They're black!

"Blach!"