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Okay, Linds.

Yeah, we'll talk to you later.

Sure, you can
send us both a text.

Uh...

Yeah, yeah, I got mine.

Uh-huh.

And your mother,
she got hers, too.

Okay. I meant later.

Yeah. Okay, we love you, too.

Okay, bye.

Okay, so the girl goes
away with the debate team,

and she talks to us more now
than when she's actually here.

I guess she's just missing home.

I have a very simple
solution for this, okay?

Don't pick up the phone.

Hey, Dad, are you ready to speak
at my school today for career week?

Do what now?

Tell me you didn't forget.

I told you about this
over a week ago.

You're supposed to go down there

and talk to the kids about
what you do for a living.

Oh, wait, that's right,

the kids wanted me.

Okay, but trust me,

the fact that they see you on TV

is good for about
five or ten seconds.

You better be ready, 'cause,
believe me, I have done this before.

I was born ready.

What's there to do?

Answer some questions. Sign
some autographs. Take some pictures.

All right, bye, guys.
I'll see you later.

Bye, sweetheart. NICK: Hey, take care.

What's up? KEVIN: What's up?

Good morning, people.

Hey. Or should I say "Persons"?

Mind if I spend a moment
with your lovely wife here

to talk about
the grand opening of...

Martin.

"Martin"?

That's what you're
naming your bar?

Yeah. I thought it was apropos.

If by apropos
you mean "kinda lame,"

then, yeah.

I think it captures

the sophistication of the
crowd I'm trying to attract.

The point is, I need
some help, and I thought,

why not come to the very best?

Mmm-hmm.

I got this great idea
for an opening night theme...

Baseball.

Baseball? Wow, that's original.

Right, but, like, not like
baseball, baseball. I mean, like,

sophisticated baseball.

So, no double beer can hats?

No, more like double
champagne flute hats.

So, you got a minute?

No, sorry.

If you want to talk to me,
you got to talk to Gigi.

She'll see if we can
squeeze you in.

Is it just me,
or did I get blown off?

Yep.

What did I do?

I don't know.

So, what now?

Welcome to my world.

♪ Are we there yet?

♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me

♪ Tell me, are we there yet?

♪ Are we there yet?

Thank you, Dr. Joiner.

Proctology, huh, kids?

Very exciting stuff.

Kevin,

would you like to
introduce your father?

Sure.

Okay, guys, my dad
is a sportscaster for KAWT.

Here he is,
Nick Kingston-Persons.

Thanks, Kev.

As he said, I am a part
of the KAWT sports team.

Do you know Derek Jeter?

No, no. We've never met.

All right. In my job...

My dad said that A-Rod
is the best baseball player.

Do you think he's better
than LeBron James?

LeBron James
doesn't play baseball.

How come?

I don't know.

If you created an
all-superhero football team,

who would you have
as your quarterback,

Iron Man or Spider-Man?

I say Spider-Man, because,
like, he'd never get sacked.

Yes, he would. Doc Ock
would totally sack Spider-Man.

Are you guys seriously
doing this right now?

And I told you, Thor. Thor
would be the best quarterback.

He can throw his hammer
through the universe.

You think he can't throw
a football 300 feet?

And plus, he's a god.

Who would tackle a god?

And if you did, he
would bring the thunder,

literally bring the thunder.

Okay, um...

Any more questions?

Kevin said you used
to play football.

I did. How come you don't play now?

Did you suck?

No, I didn't suck.

Uh, I got hurt.

Did you cry?

No, it wasn't that type of hurt.

Okay, listen,

you know, the thing is, in life,

you make one plan,

but things don't
always work out.

After I knew I wasn't going to be
able to play football, I lucked out.

I mean, a friend of mine
recommended me to KAWT,

and that's how I got my job.

So, it isn't always
what you know,

but who you know

that can make
all the difference.

So, what you're saying is,

we don't have to study?

Yeah!

No, no, I'm not saying that.

I mean, my grades were okay.

My grades suck.

Do you think I can be on TV?

No, it doesn't work like that.

How does it work?

Uh, okay...

Take President Bush.

Which one?

The second one. I mean,

he could have gotten
all "A" s in every single class,

but the fact that
his father was president

probably had more to do
with him becoming president.

Or take Puff Daddy.

Uh, he was an okay student,

but it wasn't until
he met Craig Mack

that his career really
began to take off.

Who's Craig Mack?

He was the guy who worked with him
before he worked with Biggie Smalls.

Who's Biggie Smalls?

Any more questions?

Who's Puff Daddy?

You're late. Sorry,

I was at the bar
going over some concepts.

I guess I just got caught up.

I love bars.

Especially in those
old cowboy movies when

the sexy fat lady with the
big bosom is the bartender,

and the gunslinger
from out of town comes in...

and everybody gets quiet.

And he orders whiskey,
and the bad guy says,

"We don't like no strangers."

And then there's a shoot-out.

Yeah, this is not going
to be that kind of bar.

There'll be no shoot-outs, and
there's going to be no sexy fat ladies,

which, by the way,
is an oxymoron.

Mmm, but it's exciting, Martin.

Yeah, well, it would have
been exciting 30 minutes ago.

Let's see what you got.

Okay. Well, um...

for starters,

I was thinking about turning
this seating area by the wall

into sort of, like,
a dugout kind of thing.

You know, I'm not really sold
on this whole baseball idea.

What's wrong with it? It's typical.

Typical? Well, maybe we can
make it into

a baseball meets black tie?

Sounds interesting.

Black tie? Yeah.

At a sports bar?

Sophisticated sports bar.

Sophisticated.

Right, no beer hats.

Okay, well, let's table
that for a little while.

Table it.

I did some work
on the guest list.

I was thinking maybe if we
could get, like, a name or two.

Okay, you don't want
to open your bar

piggybacking on some
B-list athlete

who pimps out his name for a
booth and bottle service. It's tacky.

Well, it depends
on the bottle, Suzanne.

More importantly, it works.

For a while, but then you live
by the host, die by the host.

I mean, what's next... Oh...

Ladies' night?

Oh...

Okay, so you hate
all of my ideas.

What would you like to do?

Well, okay, there's
no reason to get upset.

Nobody's upset. Nobody's...

People have bad ideas.
That is why they come to me.

Yeah, but I'm paying you.Point.

So, I think that maybe you'd
help me turn them into good ideas.

You can't turn bad ideas
into good ideas.

You need new ideas.

So, let's hear one.

Martin, here's an idea...

Ooh, ooh, let's listen.

How about you find someone else
to plan your little grand opening?

Come on, y'all not serious.

That is the best idea
I've heard yet.

Martin, where are you going?

Y'all can't be serious.
You're going the wrong...

Where you... Martin!

Oh, hey, Mom.

Guys, this is my mom.

Hi.Hi.

Kevin, may I speak
to you for a moment, please?

Sure.

Kevin,

you know you aren't supposed to have
any company without me knowing about it.

Sorry, I forgot.

Who are they, anyway?

Oh, these are my new friends.

What's wrong with
your old friends?

Well, these guys are connected.

I mean, Alex's mom works
for a video game company,

Yvette's dad works
for the Sounders,

and Chayse's family runs
an Up-and-Down Burger.

Kevin, you shouldn't be making friends with
people just for what they can do for you.

Well, that's what
I thought before,

but when Dad came to my class, he
said in life, it's not about what you know,

but who you know.
It worked out for him.

He said that? Verbatim.

Oh, by the way, do you
want burgers tonight?

Chayse can get us some.

Hey, is something wrong?

Why did you tell Kevin's class

that knowing the right people is more
important than getting an education?

First of all,
that's not what I said.

I quote,

"It's now what you know,
but who you know."

He said you said that verbatim.

What I said was,

"It's not always what you know,

"but who you know."

So, technically,
that's not verbatim.

All right, I said it.
What's the problem?

Why would you tell them that?

Okay, you know what?

Don't you take
people out to lunch

and have drinks to network? Huh?

That's not the same thing.

What makes it different?

We're not talking about me.
That's what makes it different.

You need to talk to your son.

Fine, I'll talk to him.

And while you're at it, can you
please talk to your friend Martin, too?

What for?

Oh, well, first, he wants us
to be a part of his little bar.

Then he wants to cut us out.

Then he wants me to
help him with his opening.

Oh, so, what, I'm not
good enough to be a partner,

but I'm good enough to help?

So, don't work with him, then.

I'm not, and I told him so.

Oh.

Now, look, you know what?
I know you're really upset,

but that's between
you and Martin. Okay?

That's all you got for me?

"My name is Paul,
and that's between y'all"?

"My name is Bennett,
and I'm not in it"?

"My name is Wes,
and that's y'all's mess."

Right.

Talk to your son.

Suzanne, what do you think
the boy is gonna do?

GED, GED, GED, GED.

Mr. Kingston-Persons,

we have a problem.

As a result of your speech,

I have a classroom full of kids
who refuse to do their homework,

read the assignments,
or even take pop quizzes.

They're saying that
school doesn't matter,

and that all they have to do
is meet the right people.

Well, what am I supposed to do?

I tried to tell them.

Well, you didn't try
to tell them hard enough.

Now, you need to do
something about this.

Like what, line 'em up
and smack some sense into 'em?

Mr. Kingston-Persons,
you may not realize this,

but these kids admire you.

They listened to you before.
They'll listen to you again.

I guess you're right.Uh-huh.

You know, I never told you this,

and I know we butt heads
from time to time, but,

you know, I really appreciate
the way you look out for the kids.

How'd you end up being
a teacher, anyway?

My aunt was the superintendent.

Oh, look who's back.

Suzanne, I thought about what
you said, and I realized that,

well, you were right.

Of course, you did.

So, I found someone else
to work with.

Oh, Mimi...

Gigi.Mimi.

I like your ostrich skirt.

Thank you.
I like your zebra belt.

I love your
Power Ranger bracelet.

Pow!

Okay, really?

You think you can replace me
with someone's assistant?

I think I can replace you with
someone who values my opinions.

And I'll have you know that Mimi
is a lot more than just an assistant.

No offense, Gigi.

Executive assistant. None taken.

Suzanne, by being
difficult to work with,

you have created
an opportunity for me.

I thank you very much.

Ah, that's so sweet.

Gigi!

You think I'm
difficult to work with?

That's what he said.

Okay, well, he is.
I'm not. So there.

You're very hostile, Suzanne.

If I'm lucky, you
will lose more client.

Good-bye. I have to go, now,

to work on the opening of my bar

with Mimi.

Thank you for failing, Suzanne.

Bye!

I don't know how this happened.

All I wanted to do
was start a business,

open up a place where I can hang
out with friends and pick up chicks.

What do you mean,
"How did this happen?"

You fired Suzanne, right?

No, she suggested I find
someone else, so I did.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

She was mad? I don't know.

Maybe a little.

And she told you something?

Right.

And you believed what she said
was actually what she meant?

What's so funny? Why wouldn't I?

Dude, what were you thinking?
She's married, man.

Not to me.

It doesn't matter.
A fight is a fight.

Look, all those
single-woman fights you have,

that crap don't mean nothing.

You have not had
a fight with a woman

until you've had a fight
with a married woman.

I'm not having
a fight with your wife.

Oh, yes, you are.

See, that's the other thing.

They don't tell you
when the fight starts.

Okay, are you going to help me, or are you
just going to stand there and laugh at me?

Okay.

Okay, look.

The truth of the matter is,

Suzanne was excited about
being a partner in the bar,

and when you decided
to buy it on your own,

she took it personally.

But I thought we settled that.

You did, but then
she got mad again.

Why didn't you tell me?

She was mad at you, not at me.

Listen, I want Suzanne
to be a part of this, okay?

I need you to explain to her that
I didn't mean to hurt her feelings,

and I apologize if I did.

Look, I'm going to tell you
like I told Suzanne,

I'm out of it.

"My name is Paul,
and that's between y'all."

"My name is Bennett,
and I'm not in it."

"My name is Wes,
and that's y'all's mess."

Suzanne? Gigi?

Hey, guys, how's it going?

Amazing. Martin is very
receptive to all of my ideas.

I'm very happy
you failed him, Suzanne.

Because of you,
my dreams are coming true.

Yeah, well, you're welcome.

Mimi has this way
of thinking outside the box

that's unlike anything
I've ever encountered before.

I have an incredible
thing for the party...

Shorts.

Shorts?

Shorts.Shorts.

Shorts! Incredible, right?

It is.

Martin,

tell them about
the piece of resistance.

Piece of resistance?

Piece de resistance.

Mimi's good at so many things.

I mean, she doesn't have
time to learn French.

Do tell.

Black angels.

Black angels.

Black angels.Black...

Angels.

Wait, wait, wait, wait for it.

With a harp!

Well, you know,
we are really busy.

So, you know, why don't y'all
come back some other time

and let us know
how it all worked out?

You're not coming?

No, I have... To work on a project.

That night? Yep.

Yep. You can stop by late.

Oh, it's going
to take a long time.

How long? Till you're done.

Well, that's too bad.

I got to go finish up.
See you guys later.

Bye! SUZANNE AND GIGI: Bye.

I'll catch up.

You've got to be kidding me.

Suzanne,

you've got to save me.

You hired her.

But I only did it
to get back at you.

Well, in that case,
that's what you get.

Suzanne, I'm sorry, okay?

Look, I didn't mean
to hurt your feelings

by buying the bar
without you and Nick.

I would love to be in
business with you. It's just...

I knew that the bar would
come in between our friendship.

Really.

I'm begging you,
please, help me, please.

Okay, okay.

I'm sorry, too.

I guess I got a little ahead
of myself. It's not your fault.

Truce.Truce.

Oh, that makes me happy.

So, what now?

Well, unless I'm planning on
opening a Lady Gaga theme restaurant,

I'll go cancel
those black angels.

I should have
never told you guys

that knowing the right people
was all you needed to get a cool job.

So, now you're saying
we have to study?

Now, now, I thought
that might happen,

so I brought along
a few friends.

Stan, why don't you
tell them about yourself.

Hi, I'm Stan, and I work for
the Bellevue Straw Company,

but that's not where I thought
I was going to be working.

I had a friend who said he
could get me a job on Wall Street.

He didn't mention anything about
me needing a degree in business

from college, so now I, uh...

I wrap straws.

Make no mistake, wrapping straws

is not as easy as it sounds,

although it's not
as hard as Wall Street.

I brought a few straws to share.

Feel free to pass that around.

All right, thank you, Stan.

Next up, we have Tom.

Tom, stand up and
tell them about yourself.

Well, I didn't go to college

because my boy said he was going to hook
me up with a job working for Puff Daddy.

As it turns out,

he was waiting for somebody to
hook him up with a job with Puff Daddy.

Anyway, now I work
at the grocery store,

collecting shopping carts
in the parking lot.

I know it may sound like fun,

but that's a big-ass
parking lot.

And next up, we have Henry.

Okay, I got to make
this quick, folks.

By order of the law,

I'm not technically
supposed to be

within 100 yards of children.

So,

don't be like me.

So, if you drop out of school,

you could become
the next Bill Gates...

or the next Tom Gates.

So, stay in school.

What's with all the munchkins?

Munchkins are doughnuts.

These are little people.

We were supposed to wear
white shorts. What happened?

Mimi is what happened.

Yeah, things were to far
along for us to replace her,

and, technically, we work
for the same company,

so we just decided
to scale back her ideas

instead of starting
from scratch.

So, we suggested a white party.

Yeah, and when Mimi said
that her theme was shorts,

we thought she was
talking about clothing.

Enjoy yourself.

We didn't know that she meant a
party for short men who love tall women.

Isn't this amazing?

And, Suzanne,
we owe it all to you.

If not for your failure,

we would not have had
the chance to redeem you.

I feel very good about myself.

Okay, well, at least
we convinced her

to get rid of that whole
black angels idea, right?

You Martin? Yeah.

Where do you want me?

Yo, big dog, where's your wings?

If you're having a good time,

say "ho!"

Ho!

And, now, for the moment
you've all been waiting for,

little Kanye West!

♪ Somebody, everybody

♪ Everybody scream

Hey! Hey, Nick! Hey, hey, man.
Whoa, hey, man.

Whoa, whoa. That's my wife, man.

That's my wife, little man.