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Mom!
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What is going on, sweetheart?
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We were in the car
with Uncle Terrence.
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Listening to Lux 97.
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The radio station?
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Yes, and they're giving away
a trip for two to see Rihanna!
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In Los Angeles!
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So, me and Lindsey are gonna
team up and win the tickets!
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Oh, my gosh!
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I cannot wait to call Kelly.
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She's gonna be like,
"OMG, you're totally lying."
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I'll be like, "No, I'm not." She's
gonna be like, "Yes, you are."
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And I'm gonna... All right,
all right!
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This is gonna be so awesome!
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Kevin, I didn't know
that you liked Rihanna.
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I don't. I just wanna go to LA!
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All we have to do is listen to the
radio station for the next three days...
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And after they play five songs
without Rihanna in them...
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If we're the 97th caller...
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We win!
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Rihanna! Los Angeles!
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Rihanna! Rodeo Drive!
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Okay, okay, okay!
Wait, wait, wait!
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Now, I don't want you guys
to get your hopes up, okay?
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I grew up trying
to win those radio contests,
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and it's not as easy
as you think.
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How hard could it be?
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Yeah, nobody listens
to the radio anymore.
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You were listening.
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That's cause we were
over with Uncle Terrence.
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And he's old.
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Yes.
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Right.
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Okay, why don't you two
get ready for dinner?
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Okay.
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♪ Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
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♪ Ella, eh, eh, eh
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Okay, well, somebody's
in a good mood!
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That's because I just got
two Diamond Club seats
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to the Mariners-Yankees game
this Saturday!
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Bam!
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Wow! That's right, wow!
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Baby, these seats are so close,
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the umpire asks you
to hold a spit cup.
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These seas are so close you
have to duck when the batter swings.
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Look, if the seats
were any closer,
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the pitch would be like,
"Hey, man, get out of the way."
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Honey, that is great!
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Look, these tickets come
with free drinks, private parking,
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and an all-you-can-eat
buffet in the clubhouse!
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Man, Martin and I
are gonna be in man heaven.
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You're taking Martin?
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Yes! Why?
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Because he's my friend!
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So, what, I'm not your friend?
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That's not what I meant.
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Well, that's how it seems.
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So, you have your choice
of people you can take
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to your little "man heaven."
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And the first person
you think of is Martin?
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Because he's your friend?
Well, what does that make me?
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Baby, you don't
even like baseball.
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That is not true.
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Really? Name one
baseball player.
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Hank Aaron.
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Name one baseball player
that's played in the last 35 years.
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Hank Aaron.
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Look, the point is,
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is that you should've
asked me first.
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Why? So you could
turn right around, say no,
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and then I ask Martin?
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If you knew I was gonna say
no, why didn't you just ask me?
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I'll tell you why.
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Because you didn't wanna take
the chance that I might say yes,
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because you didn't
want to go with me,
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you wanted to go
with your friend.
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Larry Bonds.
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Barry Bonds, baby.
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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I thought I was your friend.
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I'm sorry, man.
I fought hard for you, but...
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It's just that
she took me by surprise.
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Osama bin Laden
was taken by surprise.
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Saddam Hussein
was taken by surprise.
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Anthony Weiner
was taken by surprise.
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You punked out.
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I did not punk out.
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We're gonna have to agree
to disagree on that one.
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But I will have you know
that I had plans for that night.
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I was gonna go out with Sophia.
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That Italian woman? Yes!
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You've been trying to go
out with her for three months.
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Why would you cancel a date
with her to go to a baseball game?
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Because you had two
Diamond Club tickets.
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I mean, I may get
another chance with this chick.
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When's the next time I'm gonna
have a crack at those seats?
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I'm sorry, man.
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No, you're not.
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You're apologizing.
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But if I'm not able to
hook up with Sofia again,
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then you'll be sorry.
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Come on, man.
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What is up with
this stupid website?
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How are we supposed to listen
to the radio
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when we can't even
get it on our computer.
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I know, but don't worry.
Dad said he'll be back soon.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Dad.
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I just want you to know
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that your problems are solved.
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He's just... That's great.
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Bam!
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Or should I say...
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Boom!
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You got us a Decepticon?
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No, this is my boom box.
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You made a bomb?
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It's not a bomb.
it's a boom box.
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I can't believe you kids
never heard of one of these.
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Back in the day,
you walked around with this,
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you were the baddest boy
on the block.
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What? Uh, uh.
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You used to carry that?
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Why not just put some
rims on it and drive it?
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I mean, what is
all this stuff, anyway?
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Look, dual cassette,
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10-band graphic equalizer,
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mic inputs, chrome sliders,
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AM/FM shortwave 1
and shortwave 2 selectors,
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reinforced
dual-papercone woofers,
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one-inch tweeter...
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You could tweet from that?
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You cannot tweet on this.
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So, how do we turn it on? I
mean, we're missing the contest.
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Yeah. All right, all right,
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I'm gonna turn it on. Hey,
don't touch that. Don't do that.
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Are you ready?
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Ready for what?
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My God! What is that?
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It's my mix tape.
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Dad, it's kinda loud.
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That ain't loud.
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There's a button for loud.
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Do you hear that?
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Yeah, what is that?
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I like it.
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Oh, I like that.
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Oh! Hey!
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Oh! Hey!
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This is loud!
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It's too loud, Dad!
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Turn it off! Off!
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Dad, please!
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Turn it off!
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Okay.
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We just need to listen to the
radio station for our contest.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Press this button right here.
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I couldn't find
a power cord, so...
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I got you these.
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What is this?
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D batteries.
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It should last
for about an hour.
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I'll pick you up
some more later.
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An hour?
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What are you smiling about?
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Because you are about to be
a very happy woman.
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And why is that?
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Because you and me
are going to the game.
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Bam!
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Well,
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I thought you were
going with your friend.
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I was.
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But then, I told him
what happened.
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And now, I'm going with you.
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Bam!
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I don't wanna go now.
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Why not?
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Because we both know you
don't really want to go with me.
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So, how could I
possibly enjoy myself
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when, the entire time,
I would be thinking
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that you would much rather
be there with someone else?
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Baby, if I didn't
wanna go with you,
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I wouldn't have
cancelled on Martin.
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No.
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If you wanted to go with me,
you would have asked me first.
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I don't want your pity tickets.
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What difference does it make?
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I don't know. Ask your friend.
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Good morning.
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You're here early.
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Yep.
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Okay.
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I'm asking.
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Do you see men as your friends?
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No. Why?
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Nick got tickets to a baseball
game, and he invited Martin.
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And?
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And he didn't ask me first.
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And?
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And when I asked him why, he
said it's because Martin is his friend.
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And?
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And you don't get that?
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No. Get what?
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Nick doesn't
consider me his friend.
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Because you're not his friend,
you're his wife.
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So, you don't think husbands
and wives can be friends?
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No.
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Why?
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Okay.
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Who are you
talking to right now?
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Me.Your friend.
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Who are you not
talking to right now?
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Nick, your husband.
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And that's because your friend
is a person you talk to
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when you're mad at your husband.
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Now, if your husband
is your friend,
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and you're mad at him,
who're you gonna talk to?
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Gigi, that's ridiculous.
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Mmm.
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Then, why didn't you call him?
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Uh-huh. You see?
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See, you can be mad at Nick
for not inviting you to the game,
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but you cannot be mad at him
for not being your friend.
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I really hate you, sometimes.
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That's okay.
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That's what friends are for.
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Okay, you can stop now.
You made your point.
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Don't you dare sing that song!
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Don't!
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That was Maroon 5
featuring Rihanna!
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Keep listening for your chance
to win tickets to see Rihanna
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live in Los Angeles.
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Remember, when you
hear five songs
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that don't have Rihanna in them,
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be lucky caller number
97, and win here on Lux 97.
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Coming up,
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260 seconds
of consecutive music...
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How's it going?
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This is crazy, okay?
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I've been listening
for the past four hours,
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and everything they played
has Rihanna on it.
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I mean, look.
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Kanye West, featuring Rihanna.
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Jay-Z, featuring Kanye West,
featuring Rihanna.
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TI, featuring Rihanna!
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Rihanna, featuring Rihanna!
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Is there anything
she doesn't sing on?
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I know. I was listening
to the PSA for DNA testing,
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who sings the jingle? Rihanna.
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Man, I can't believe
we're a day in,
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and they haven't played one
single song without Rihanna.
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This is gonna be
a lot harder than we thought.
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Ready to hear another song
played from beginning to end?
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Thought so.
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Lux 97, we play the hits.
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All right, this is Christina Aguilera,
and the Star-Spangled Banner.
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I think we got one.
261
00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:04,576
Featuring Rihanna.
262
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,457
Hey, man. Here you go.
263
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,501
All right.
264
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:22,812
You sure about this?
265
00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,901
Suzanne says
she doesn't wanna go.
266
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,903
She doesn't want
my pity tickets.
267
00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:29,123
Why don't you just go yourself?
268
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,602
Why don't you get married,
269
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,692
get yourself some
Diamond Club tickets,
270
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,432
tell your wife
she's not your friend,
271
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,173
take me, and then find out?
272
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,785
You're acting like I'm the one
who punked out on you.
273
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,787
I did not punk out.
274
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,745
You say "tomato,"
I say "punked out."
275
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:44,529
Anyway, thanks.
276
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:45,748
Maybe, just maybe,
277
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,663
if I tell Sophia
I'm taking her to the game,
278
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,360
I'll get that second shot.
279
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:50,884
Yeah, well, have fun.
280
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,669
Just do me a favor.
281
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,541
Don't ever tell me
how great those seats are.
282
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,761
All right? I'm serious.
283
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,589
If America is under attack,
284
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,983
and the only way we can
find out who the terrorists are
285
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:05,202
is if you tell me how great
those seats are,
286
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,552
don't tell me.
287
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:10,468
Listen, if the Rampart Division
of the LAPD tells you
288
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:14,124
they'll tell you who shot Biggie if
you tell me how great those seats are,
289
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,039
I don't wanna know.
290
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:19,042
Hey.
291
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,523
If Stedman Graham
comes up to you,
292
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,220
and says he'll tell you
what's really going on
293
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:24,831
with him, Oprah and Gayle,
294
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:27,181
if you tell me how great
these seats are,
295
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,486
keep your mouth shut.
296
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:30,967
Hey, hey, hey.
297
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,969
You really don't know what's
going on between Oprah and Gayle?
298
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,582
Fine, but all that
other stuff still applies.
299
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:44,894
Coming up next, another
Rihanna-thon right here on Lux 97.
300
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:48,245
Lux 97. More commercials,
less songs.
301
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:52,032
Lux 97. We play the hits.
302
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:54,121
By the time they play
a song without Rihanna,
303
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,339
I can grow up, get a job,
304
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,298
earn some money,
and fly myself to LA.
305
00:12:57,341 --> 00:13:00,736
I mean, how long are we supposed
to listen to this stupid radio station?
306
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,782
Why don't you just put in the
cassette and record everything,
307
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,175
and then sift through
all the songs later?
308
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,482
Why are you carrying around
a cassette tape?
309
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:08,962
I thought it was
an iPhone cover.
310
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,355
I can't believe that's
what came before iPods.
311
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:14,358
Yeah, except instead of holding
thousands and thousands of songs,
312
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:15,533
this holds about ten.
313
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,013
Oh, you know what my dad said?
314
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,754
When he was younger,
you couldn't even download.
315
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,147
It's true.
316
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,192
You either had to go to a
store and buy your music,
317
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,760
or belong to a record
and tape club.
318
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,458
You would send them the list
of the records that you wanted,
319
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,156
and they would
send them back to you.
320
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,461
It took weeks.
321
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,507
Okay, so, how does this work?
322
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,771
Just press these two buttons
here, and we're good to go.
323
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,643
Lux 97. We play the hits.
324
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,562
You ready?
325
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,000
Yeah.
326
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:48,566
Bam!
327
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,092
What's all that?
328
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,745
It's for the game this weekend.
329
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,313
Cool.
330
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,011
I hope you got some tickets
to go with that outfit.
331
00:13:58,707 --> 00:13:59,926
Why?
332
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:02,189
Because I gave mine to Martin.
333
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,104
Why would you do that?
334
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,888
Because you didn't wanna go.
335
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:09,022
So, you just
give the tickets away?
336
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:12,068
Because you said,
"No, I don't want to go."
337
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,679
Well, you could've tried
to talk me into it.
338
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:19,249
I did, right after you said,
"No, I don't want to go."
339
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,079
You know,
340
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,603
I don't know what hurts more.
341
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,128
The fact that you went
to Martin the first time,
342
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,781
or that you ran back to him,
343
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:32,132
and gave him
the tickets the second time.
344
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:37,137
Right after you said,
"No, I don't want to go."
345
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,967
I wish this was
a different finger.
346
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,370
I got your message.
You're kidding me, right?
347
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:58,158
Look, man, I hate to do this, but
she said, "No, I don't wanna go."
348
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,073
Which apparently means
she wants to go.
349
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,901
So, why didn't
she just say that?
350
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,947
She did, right after she said,
"No, I don't wanna go."
351
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,558
Wait, so does she
want to go or not?
352
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,952
I don't know, man.
I just need the tickets.
353
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,649
You should have seen her.
354
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,261
She got the Mariners T-shirt,
she's got the big finger.
355
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:16,524
No, no, no.
I got the big finger.
356
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:18,874
Man, it's not like that.
357
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,615
It is to me.
358
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,834
You know, you're not the only one
with an angry woman on his hands.
359
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,228
Sophia was really
looking forward to this game.
360
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:26,360
And now,
what am I gonna tell her?
361
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,275
It's not the same thing.
362
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,407
Five hundred dollars.
363
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:31,713
What?
364
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,671
I'll give you the tickets,
you give me $500.
365
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:34,934
That's what they're worth.
366
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,805
And it's gonna cost me
at least that much
367
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,154
to not blow this with Sophia.
368
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,677
Are you serious?
369
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:40,983
Is my face pale?
370
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,247
Oh, I am not
giving you $500, man.
371
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,989
Look, I'll just buy them online
from somebody else.
372
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,210
Front row, Diamond Club tickets.
373
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,951
Do I need to tell you
how good these seats are?
374
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,389
I'll just get some other seats.
375
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:59,088
Oh, okay. Then, when Suzanne
casts here gaze down to the front row,
376
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,003
and sees me sitting
in your seats,
377
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,440
I'll make sure to kinda
crane my neck up,
378
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:04,876
nd give a little wave,
if I can find you.
379
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:08,837
Will you take a cheque?
380
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,448
Do you have ID?
381
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,363
Hey, man. It's company policy.
382
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:22,720
I'm DJ Brian, and that was
Nicki Minaj and Rihanna with Fly.
383
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,722
We'll be back in a minute
on Lux 97.
384
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:25,985
Lux 97.
385
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,421
Kevin!
386
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:28,552
We play the hits.
387
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:29,640
What?
388
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,599
Why aren't you listening
to the radio?
389
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,427
Don't worry, I got it covered,
I put it in tape.
390
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,732
A what?
391
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,126
A cassette tape. Okay, look.
392
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:40,042
I've been recording the radio
station for the past 45 minutes.
393
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,349
ll I have to do is hit "rewind,"
394
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,655
and then, we can skim through the
songs in like two or three minutes.
395
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:46,788
What's that sound?
396
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:48,790
Uh-oh.
397
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,144
I cannot believe this.
398
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,451
We've been listening to the
radio station for the past two days,
399
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,975
and you just blew it all
in two minutes.
400
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,586
Yeah, for the record,
this was Troy's idea.
401
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,770
It's about time!
402
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,034
If I tell you that I was able
to fix the tape,
403
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,036
what's in it for me?
404
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,690
The satisfaction of fixing things
afteryou totally screwed everything up?
405
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,301
Do you even like Rihanna, Troy?
406
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:24,043
Uh, personally, I think
she's just a knockoff Ashanti,
407
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,261
and I love Ashanti.
408
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,481
Dude, focus, tape.
409
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,004
Yeah, I listened to it.
410
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,311
Ninety minutes, and there are
only, like, four songs.
411
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:32,877
Well, we only need
one more song without Rihanna,
412
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,270
and then, we can call it in.
413
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:35,576
So, what were the songs?
414
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,665
Uh, one with David Guetta,
415
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:38,840
one with Eminem,
416
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,755
one with
Artists Stand Up for Cancer,
417
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,713
all with Rihanna.
418
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,889
That was only three,
you said four.
419
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,240
Oh, yeah, and that new
Chris Brown song.
420
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:50,156
Oh, my gosh! That's it!
That's the fifth song!
421
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,809
How do you know?
422
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,768
It's Chris Brown. I guarantee
you, Rihanna's not on that.
423
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,117
Yeah, yeah, she's right.
424
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,119
Quick, turn up the radio.
425
00:17:57,163 --> 00:18:00,253
...we played or fifth and
final song without Rihanna.
426
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:04,126
We're waiting for the 97th caller, but
since nobody seems to be calling in,
427
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,128
how about this?
We'll take the first caller.
428
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,783
It's ringing!
429
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,132
- Look at this!
- We got a call!
430
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,221
Turn your radio down.
Who is this?
431
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,093
Hi, this is
Lindsey Kingston-Persons.
432
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,094
Am I the first caller?
433
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,096
I am?
434
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,401
Did we win?
435
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,143
Yes, stupid,
now pass me the paper.
436
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,537
We're going to Los Angeles!
437
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,669
Rodeo Drive, here I come!
438
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,722
Hey.Hey.
439
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:37,203
Baby, I got something
to ask you.
440
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,598
And...
441
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:44,427
I want an honest
and simple answer.
442
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:45,559
Rod Jeter.
443
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,649
A-Rod and Derek Jeter.
444
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,391
All right.
445
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:54,350
Now, I don't want you to tell
me what you think I'm thinking.
446
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,396
Or what you think
I ought to be thinking.
447
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,137
I just want the truth.
448
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:02,097
Now, I got the game tickets
back from Martin.
449
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,012
And I want you to go
to the game with me.
450
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:08,103
My question is,
would you like to go?
451
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:09,800
No.
452
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,628
Why not?
453
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,413
I don't wanna go to the game.
454
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,458
I never really wanted
to go to the game.
455
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:18,374
I just wanted you to want me
to got to the game.
456
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:19,593
I was being selfish.
457
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,290
So, go, have fun with Martin.
458
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,335
I'm sorry.
459
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:24,902
Is this a setup?
460
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:29,342
No, are you trying to
get me to lower my defenses,
461
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:32,171
you can make it seem like
it's all my fault,
462
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,824
so I don't know what hit me?
463
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,175
Already did that.
464
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,611
Why do you think
you got the tickets back?
465
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:46,228
We at Lux 97 are so excited
to finally have a winner.
466
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,231
So, all we need is
your father to sign right here,
467
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,842
and you're on your way
to Los Angeles to see Rihanna.
468
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,496
Okay, so where do I sign?
469
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,498
Right here.
470
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,718
You look familiar.
Where have I seen you before?
471
00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:01,635
Oh, um, my husband's
a sports reporter for KAWT.
472
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,463
KAWT?
473
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:04,768
Uh-oh.
474
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,117
What's wrong?
475
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:09,469
KAWT is a sister station
for Lux 97.
476
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:13,603
And, unfortunately, employees or
their families aren't eligible to win.
477
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:16,389
So, they can't go
to Los Angeles?
478
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,955
I'm sorry.
479
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:20,436
Wait! He's not our real dad.
480
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,785
Lindsey!
481
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,265
What? She's right.
482
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:24,962
He's our step-dad.
Tell him, man.
483
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,268
Are you serious?
484
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,705
Yeah, it's Rihanna. In Los Angeles.
485
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:31,360
I mean, you're the one
bringing up technicalities.
486
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,319
I'm sorry, kids.
Rules are rules.
487
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,496
Hey.
488
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:39,194
No one in my family
works for KAWT.
489
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,500
So, you want these tickets?
490
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:42,502
Sure.
491
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,765
I thought you said
you hated Rihanna.
492
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,593
But I love free tickets.
493
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:48,856
I've got Fergie, too,
if you want those as well.
494
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:52,251
And I love Fergie.
495
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:55,384
So, that's it, just like that, you're
just gonna give him the tickets?
496
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:58,257
Uh, it's easier than going back
on the radio to try to get rid of them.
497
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,607
People haven't listened to
the radio since boom boxes.
35505
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