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Hey! Hey! What are you doing?
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I'm getting back in bed.
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No, I just made the bed.
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I'll remake it.
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No, no, no. No, Nick, come on.
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If you do it, then I'm
just gonna have to redo it.
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All right, if you're tired,
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why don't you
just go lay on the couch?
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I'm not sleeping on every
piece of furniture in the house.
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I'm sleepin' on the bed.
In the bedroom.
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Which is for sleeping.
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Look, I said I'd remake it.
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All right? What's the big deal?
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No! You... Nick! You
do it wrong, okay?
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Looks all right to me.
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Well, it's...
It's not, all right?
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Look, I like the Euro pillows
against the headboard
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and the down pillows lined up with
the shams directly in front of them,
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and then the decorative pillow
in the middle, tight corners,
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and then the design
on the spread
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to go right down
the center of the bed.
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Yeah, I'll straighten
this one out.
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Oh. Look at that. Nick!
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Oh, too late. Too late.
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Ooh. Look at this,
going right down the center.
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Tight corners.
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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I'm glad you got some rest.
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Even if you did ruin my bed.
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Honey, is that the same
shirt you wore yesterday?
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Yeah, why?
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The answer is in the question.
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It's the same shirt
you had on yesterday.
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You can't wear the same
shirt two days in a row.
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Yes, I can.
I'm doing it right now.
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I don't want you on TV today
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wearing the same shirt
you had on yesterday.
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Suzanne, baby,
it's just a shirt.
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And I'm fine with it.
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Why are you
letting it bother you?
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I don't worry about
what you gonna wear to work.
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Well, that's because
nobody at my work
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thinks that
you picked out my clothes.
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But if you go to work
wearing the same shirt today
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that you had on yesterday,
everybody's gonna say,
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"Now, why would
Nick Kingston-Person's lazy wife
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"let him wear the same
shirt two days in a row?"
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Or they might say, "Wow, Nick
Kingston-Persons has two blue shirts.
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"Man, he really likes blue.
He wears it all the time."
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Stop being a control freak.
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I'm not being a control
freak. It's the principle.
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You're being silly. It's
my shirt. I'm wearing it.
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Fine. Wear your day-old shirt.
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Good morning.Morning.
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Hey.
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What happened to all the grapes?
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I just bought them yesterday.
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I ate them. You
gonna get some more?
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Those grapes were supposed to
last for at least three days.
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Now, I've got to
go buy some more.
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Sorry, I didn't know
the grapes had rules.
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Can you sign this? What is that?
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It's a consent form for my picture to
appear in the newspaper and on the Web.
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The neighborhood paper
picked me as Citizen of the Week.
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Oh, that's wonderful.Yeah.
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How did you become
Citizen of the Week?
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Well, I found
this old dude's wallet
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when I was coming
home from the store,
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so I gave it
to a police officer.
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He took my name and address and told
me he'd stopped by in a couple of days.
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He said he thought I probably stole it
and never expected to see me again.
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But since he felt guilty
for being racist,
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he called the paper and asked
them to make me Citizen of the Week.
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Pretty cool, huh?
Dad didn't tell you?
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No. Well, congratulations.
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Thanks. They're gonna
take my picture on Thursday.
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All right, well, I'll make sure to lay
out something nice for you to wear.
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Okay.
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Hey, Mom. Hey, Lindsey.
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Did you finish your essay
for that internship?
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Almost. It's supposed
to be 1,000 words,
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and so far I have... 497.
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Okay, well, let me know when
you're done 'cause I want to read it.
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Read what?
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Lindsey's application
for her summer internship.
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Oh, I didn't know you were
applying for an internship.
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Yeah, and I didn't know that Kevin
was gonna be Citizen of the Week.
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Oh, I forgot to
tell you. I'm sorry.
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Sorry? That's it? Why
wouldn't you tell me that?
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You didn't tell me
about Lindsey.
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Well, that's different.
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How? You're not mad.
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Baby, you can't be mad
about everything all the time.
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Yes, I can. I
shouldn't, but I can.
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Morning. Ooh, good morning.
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Okay, hold on, hold on.
Close your eyes.
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Ta-da! What do you think?
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Add some yellow, maybe roll
the blanket instead of folding it.
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The bear is too brown.
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What is this?
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It's a pacifier mobile.No.
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I thought it was a good idea. You've had better ones.
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Wow.
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Okay. Not what I was expecting.
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Okay, well, we can't always
get what we want.
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Okay.
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A light-skinned bear.
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Add yellow.
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Roll blanket.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.Something.
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Because this basket, this
basket is good, and you know it.
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See, I'm not
gonna change anything
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until you tell me what's going on
with you and your funky attitude.
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Nick called me a control freak.Uh-huh.
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Gigi. What?
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Do you think
I'm a control freak?
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Well, I wouldn't call you freak.
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I am not a control freak.
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See, you're trying to control
how I answer the question.
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Okay, listen.
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Everybody has a way
that they like to do things,
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and just because
I like the people around me
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to do things the way
I want them done,
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that doesn't
make me a control freak.
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That's precisely what
makes you a control freak.
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The freak part notwithstanding.
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Oh, so now you're on his side.
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Oh, so now you're trying
to make me choose sides.
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Don't try to
control me, Suzanne.
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Now... Okay, I get it.
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Okay. Hold on. Close your eyes.
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Ta-da!
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I love it. It's perfect. Thank you.
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Nick, what are you doing?
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I'm sorry.
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I just want to make sure I don't get
in the bed before I'm supposed to.
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Nick, stop it.
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Stop what? No, look.
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I just want to make sure that
when I get into bed, I get it right.
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Oh, baby, by the way,
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do you mind taking
my blue shirt to the cleaners?
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I think it's dirty.
I wore it all day.
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So, tomorrow, I'm gonna
wear a different shirt.
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Fine, I'm sorry.
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I don't mean to
be a control freak.
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I just like what I like.
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That's okay, baby.
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No, it's not okay.
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You called me a control freak.
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You must have a reason.
So... let's hear it.
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Well, you do control
most of the things around here.
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I mean, you chose our bank.
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You decide where we shop,
where we go to the movies.
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You picked our toothpaste.
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What's wrong with
our toothpaste?
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It's too foamy.
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It's not too foamy, Nick.
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Oh, see, there you go.
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You know what, you
treat your opinions as facts,
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but when I have an opinion,
it's just an opinion.
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You get on me
about how I make the bed.
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Why are all these pillows
here? What are they for?
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I mean, there's enough
pillows on here
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to cushion a fall
from a ten-story building.
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Okay, they look nice.
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Look at this room,
babe. Look at it.
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What in here did I choose? Huh?
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Not the bedspread.
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Not the sheets.
Not the dressers.
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Not that metal leaf thing
over the bed. What is that?
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Okay, so I get it, all right?
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You hate the room.
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I don't hate it.
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You know, but the only
thing I chose in here was you.
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So, what do you
want me to do about it?
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I'm just saying, you know,
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I would like to make a
decision from time to time
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without you
nitpicking it to death
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until it's just
the way you like it.
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So, now I nitpick?
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Fine, the next time
you make a decision,
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I won't complain,
I won't nitpick.
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I will accept it,
and we will be happy.
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Baby, no, look,
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I don't want you to act happy
and you're not happy.
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I just want you to hear me out.
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I heard you out.
I'm a control freak.
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And now we're gonna do
things your way. You happy?
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Baby.
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Nick. Hey.
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One second.
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Okay.
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Bam!
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What is this?
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This is your new bedroom.
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That's right, Suzanne.
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Your husband decided to make the
bedroom look how he always wanted.
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And it's full
of stunning features.
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Soft lighting.
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Soft satin sheets.
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And not seven, but two.
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That's right, Suzanne.
Two pillows.
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One for each person.
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And that's not all.
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I took down that ugly leaf thing
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and got you a brand
new piece of artwork
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to put above your bed.
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You got rid of my ironwork?
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Yes, I did.
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And replaced it with this.
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It's called The Lovers.
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That's right, Suzanne,
The Lovers.
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An original oil painting
originally worth $250.
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Yours for just $49.95.
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Installation included.
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This, Suzanne,
is your new bedroom.
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Wow.
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Well, it definitely
is different.
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I know.
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You know what I
like best about it?
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Watch this.
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Red sheets, Nick?
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Yeah, feel it. And
they're slippery. Come on.
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Feel it, baby.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes, those are very,
very slippery.
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See. When you let go,
good things can happen, baby.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Ah, good morning.
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How'd you sleep last night?
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Honestly? Not good.
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Oh, come on, baby.
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Don't hate. You know
you like my sheets.
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No, I don't.
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Okay, those things have me
itching and scratching all night.
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What are they, anyway?
Like, what thread count?
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Is it, like, one?
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I don't know.
I didn't count the threads.
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Well, regardless, they kept
slipping off the bed all night.
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Even the mattress didn't want
to sleep under those things.
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I like my sheets.
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Well, you can pretend to like your How to Train
Your Dragon sheets as much as you want to.
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What are they, anyway?
Sheet in a sack?
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How did you know that?
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Nick, sheet in a sack was invented
for men who don't have women.
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Sheet in a sack. Really?
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00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:47,010
I'd rather sleep in the sack.
252
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,099
Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
253
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,885
Attack of the control freak.
Oh, watch out.
254
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:56,411
Hey, uh...
255
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,980
What's wrong
with the coffee maker? Nothing.
256
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:03,592
The coffee maker proves
that I'm not a control freak.
257
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:07,552
You see, because a control freak
would actually load it the night before.
258
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:10,773
But since I'm not
a control freak, I didn't.
259
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,862
Hey, Mom.Hey.
260
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:15,343
Why aren't you wearing the
clothes I picked out for you?
261
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:16,605
I wanted to wear this.
262
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,302
Let him wear what he wants.
263
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:20,478
Look, repeat after me.
264
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,219
Let it go.
265
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,047
Fine, wear what you want.
266
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,657
Let me go.
267
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:31,663
Ooh, Mom, I think I have
the internship locked up.
268
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,709
My friend, Kelly,
is my biggest competition,
269
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,190
and I read her essay last
night. It's not very good.
270
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,540
Are you sure you don't
want me to take a look at it?
271
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,933
No, I'm good.
272
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,414
Well, we better get going.
273
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,416
I love you, honey. SUZANNE: Love you, too.
274
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,288
Bye, Mom.Bye.
275
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,421
See you guys later.
276
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,902
Love you.
277
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,042
Oh, this is horrible.
278
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:08,831
"With my tremendous
fashion sense
279
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,355
"and my natural style,
280
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:15,664
"there's no better candidate
for this internship than me."
281
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:16,883
That's more like it.
282
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,463
Man, that looks good.
283
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:34,988
It is.
284
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,599
Where's the rest?
285
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,863
Oh, um, no rest.
286
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,647
You said you were
fixing dinner tonight.
287
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:44,911
No, I didn't.
288
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,608
Oh, that's right.
289
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,740
I said you were
fixing dinner tonight.
290
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,482
Either way.
291
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:54,050
You need to get these kids
some food. They look hungry.
292
00:13:57,358 --> 00:14:00,404
Okay. We got anything
besides chicken?
293
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,189
Nope.
294
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:07,194
You know, I know that you think
that I just arbitrarily pick chicken
295
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:10,110
and I don't consider whether
or not you guys want to eat that.
296
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:13,417
But, actually, I went
to the store for beef,
297
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:17,030
but, unfortunately, there
was a recall on beef last week
298
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,075
due to a mad cow outbreak.
299
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:22,296
Now, I know you might think that I'm
the one who's controlling what you eat,
300
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:25,516
but actually, it's a
farmer in Nebraska.
301
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,171
Now, if you'd like, I can get
the number to one of the farms,
302
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,871
and you can call them and tell
them to quit being a control freak.
303
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:35,787
Right. You guys want pizza?
304
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,615
Yeah. Pizza sounds awesome.
305
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,617
Mmm-hmm, pizza it is.
306
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,534
So, Kevin, how was
your photo shoot today?
307
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:46,189
It was good. What photo shoot?
308
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:49,758
Remember, the newspaper took
my picture for returning the wallet?
309
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,891
You wore that in your
Citizen of the Week photo?
310
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:54,589
Hey. Leave him alone.
311
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,591
You can't control what he wears.
312
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:59,028
He can make his own decisions.
313
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,812
Let it go.
314
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:04,599
Hey, uh... right,
I'll see what they want.
315
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,906
You guys, they got a special
on the super beef pizza.
316
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,559
Beef?
317
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,953
Are you really
being serious right now?
318
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,825
Uh, cheese, extra large, two.
319
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,527
Why would you call
your wife a control freak?
320
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,181
Do you not know what women do?
321
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,747
I know what women do.
322
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,488
You don't act like it.
323
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:27,056
Besides, what is she,
like, five feet tall?
324
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,623
She's a little taller than that.
325
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,407
Point is, she's tiny.
326
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:33,541
Did you ever hear
of a dictator over 5'6"?
327
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:36,413
You'd be a control freak, too, if
everybody was bigger than you,
328
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,938
because you'd know that if
things ever got out of control,
329
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,809
you'd be powerless to stop it,
330
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:43,203
like an elephant
going crazy at the circus.
331
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:46,728
So, you'd look for every opportunity to
make sure you had a handle on things,
332
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:48,164
like from the way
the bed is made
333
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:51,515
to the timely construction
of your 50-foot statue.
334
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:52,777
Small people have issues.
335
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,432
Did you not see Purple Rain?
336
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,175
Did you know
337
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,394
you were supposed to wash your
sheets when you take them out of the bag?
338
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,178
Yeah, everybody knows that.
339
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,528
I bought a sheet in a sack once
without washing it.
340
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,269
Should call that thing
"rash in a bag."
341
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,665
This is good. I thought
Friday was pizza day.
342
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,014
That's the thing.
343
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,581
Since I called her
a control freak,
344
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,279
she's letting me
make all the decisions.
345
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,020
Well, you can't eat
like this every day,
346
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,891
or else one of
those decisions is gonna be
347
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,632
when to put the kids
on The Biggest Loser.
348
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,638
Good morning.
349
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,994
Hey, hey.
350
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,299
Z, what are you doing?
Why aren't you ready for work?
351
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:37,648
Did you sleep
on the couch all night?
352
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:39,346
Are you and Nick having a fight?
353
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:41,391
I was asleep. I just woke up.
354
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:44,090
Yes, and no,
we're not fighting, okay?
355
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,048
Nick bought sheets in a sack,
356
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:49,399
and he put the sheets on
the bed without washing them,
357
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:52,011
and they're polyester. Polyester sheets?
358
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,577
Are you two
having money trouble?
359
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,927
No, we're not
having money trouble.
360
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,146
It's a long story.
361
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,540
I'm assuming it is.
362
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:01,759
Here.
363
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,152
Thank you.Mmm-hmm.
364
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:05,502
Good morning, baby.
365
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,244
Did you bag those sheets up yet?
366
00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:11,682
You know, just because you don't
like them doesn't mean they suck.
367
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:14,294
Yes, Nick, that's
exactly what it means.
368
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:19,081
I see you decided
to wear a different shirt.
369
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,692
Yeah, you know,
despite what you believe,
370
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:25,261
the world won't fall apart if you
don't pick everyone's clothes out.
371
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:28,656
Oh, uh, speaking of clothes,
have you seen this?
372
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,529
Oh, look at this.
373
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:35,663
It's Kevin, in the picture
he took at the police station.
374
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,012
Oh.
375
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,580
"Homeless boy returns wallet"?
376
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:44,193
"Kevin Kingston-Persons
was named Citizen of the Week
377
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,935
"after he returned
a wallet containing over $300
378
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,545
"to a local police station.
379
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,982
"Officers were impressed that
the child returned the money
380
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,462
"when he clearly needed it."
381
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:53,942
I'm so proud.
382
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,596
Hey, Dad,
383
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,338
did you wear the same shirt
two days in a row on your show?
384
00:17:58,381 --> 00:17:59,991
What do you care
what I'm wearing?
385
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,993
It's all over Twitter.
386
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:04,344
People are saying you wear
the same clothes every day.
387
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,346
They're calling you
Nick "Two shirt" Persons,
388
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,695
hashtag, "Gotshirts?"
389
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,393
Is that what
you're gonna wear today?
390
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:11,960
Yes. Thank you.
391
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,788
And can you please
stop embarrassing me?
392
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,616
Why are you
scratching like that?
393
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,748
It's the sheets. It's not the sheets.
394
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,055
Oh, yeah? You're
right. Got scabies?
395
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,803
Hey.
396
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:33,460
What happened to the, uh...
the red dawn rising sheets?
397
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,724
They're going back in the sack.
398
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,943
What's wrong?
I thought you liked them.
399
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:41,076
I did, till I found
out they suck.
400
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,298
Honey, if you don't
like my sheets,
401
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,169
then maybe we should
go get something different.
402
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:50,651
Baby, whatever sheets you
pick out are fine, all right?
403
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,870
And for the record, I was wrong.
404
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,307
And you are not a control freak.
405
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,831
I'm sorry.
406
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,659
Can you please
make some chicken tonight?
407
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,096
Okay, okay.
408
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,750
Can you help me out, please? Yeah, baby, let me...
409
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,841
Okay, look.
410
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,499
I'm not trying
to run everything.
411
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:14,457
Okay?
412
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,372
You get the corner.Mmm-hmm.
413
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,200
All right, I am just trying to,
414
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:22,813
you, know, make sure that
everything is okay for everybody.
415
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:27,731
And don't think that just because
I want to do something my way,
416
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:29,690
it's the only way to do it.
417
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:32,562
Well, I know it's not
the only way to do it.
418
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,738
It's just the only way
it's gonna get done.
419
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:37,132
Exactly. I've been
trying to tell you.
420
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,655
Oh, I know.
421
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,702
Nick? Yeah?
422
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:42,920
Where's my leaf?
423
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,097
Oh, look, you know what?
424
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:49,231
I know the sheets suck,
but that is a nice painting.
425
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,841
No, honey, it's not.
426
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,931
Well, I like it. It reminds
me of me and you.
427
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,237
Look at my head.
428
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,804
Me and you?
429
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,328
What, after we've been killed
in a tragic auto accident?
430
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:02,244
All right, okay.
You don't like it. Got it.
431
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:05,116
Maybe we could go pick out
something together, sometime.
432
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,206
Cool.Okay.
433
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,122
Mom? Yes, sweetie.
434
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,168
The weirdest thing
happened to me today.
435
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,563
Kelly came up and thanked me for the
amazing changes I made on her essay,
436
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,260
and I told her, "No problem."
437
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:20,871
But the thing is, I didn't make
any changes on her essay.
438
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,264
So, I went on the computer
to go look at it...
439
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,223
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
440
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,138
Kelly's essay
was on our computer?
441
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:28,357
Yeah, on the desktop.
442
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:29,445
Oh, no.
443
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,013
Um, Lindsey,
444
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,276
I thought that was your essay
445
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,670
and I may have made
a few adjustments to it.
446
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,889
Well, Mom,
you must have did a great job
447
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,630
because Kelly got
the internship.
448
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:44,068
Oh, no. Lindsey, I'm sorry.
449
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,592
Don't be mad.
450
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,768
Mom, you can't
control everything.
451
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,383
Okay, say it.
452
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:57,908
I don't have a thing to say.
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