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Suzanne! Hey, baby!

Happy Father's Day!

Oh, this is good.

Happy Father's Day.

Oh, you got me.
Look at this. Hey, Dad.

Thank you, baby. LINDSEY:
Happy Father's Day.

Thank you. Oh, this is great.

I got you a Father's Day card.

Thank you, Kevin. Look at this.

"Happy Birthday."

No, Dad.
Look, I crossed out "birthday"

and put "Father's Day."

Okay, you're not supposed
to read stuff that's crossed out.

Standard gift card rule.
Come on.

Kevin, if they didn't have
any more Fathers Day cards

at the store, you should
have just got me a blank card.

They did have Father's
Day cards at the store, Dad.

Joke. Hello. I mean, really.

Here's my present, Dad.

Oh. Oh.

It's a link to a digital download
of a Bruno Mars album.

I don't know who that is, baby.

Then you probably don't want it.

That's okay. I mean,
I'm a little hurt,

but how about I take it and
force myself to listen to it?

All right.

Don't you have a Father's
Day gift for me, baby?

Of course, I do. Bam!

Oh. I like the "bam."

Hey, a shirt that I already own.

That's right.

Which means you better
go upstairs and put it on,

because your real
Father's Day present

is that we're taking you to brunch
at the top of the Seattle City Center.

Really? Yes.

Oh, thank you. You're welcome.

Man, I haven't
been there in ages.

I almost forgot
that place even existed.

Oh, this is great, guys.
Thank you.

There's one more surprise
we have for you, Dad.

What's that?

I'll get it. Okay

So what's this other
surprise you guys have?

Happy Father's Day.

Or should I say,
Happy Stepfather's Day?

Or should I say happy
"You're no longer my wife

"but these are still
my kids" day?

In the words of the great
Maury Povich,

"Frank, you are the baby daddy."

♪ Are we there yet?

♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me

♪ Tell me, are we there yet?

♪ Are we there yet?

I don't see why
he had to be here.

The kids invited him.

Because he's their father.

That's right, and it's going
to be a great Father's Day.

We got the kids with us.
We're going to brunch.

You're picking up the tab.

Man, and I'm hungry, too.

What's the matter? You ain't going
to wish me a happy Father's Day?

Are you my father? No.

Then shut up.

Hey, guys. I have an idea.

How about we have
an elevator race?

That's so childish.

That's actually a great idea.

An elevator race, see?

Leave it up to my
seeds, my seeds

to turn a common lobby

into a place of great
fun and entertainment.

Okay, cool. So dads
versus moms versus kids.

Dads in there, moms in
there, and kids in here.

So when the elevator doors open,

hold them open till I say go.

Okay.Okay. So we're back here.

Okay.

Can I ride with her?

Dad.

- All right. All right.
- Okay, go ahead.

Hey, you know, I'm
actually kind of nervous.

I mean, this has
a weight capacity,

and judging by the size of your
head, it might not be able told hold

you and I together,
honestly, at the same time.

Yeah, if we get stuck,
I can break your teeth off,

stack 'em up, and climb
all the way to the top.

Can we, please?

You guys ready? Yeah.

Set. Go!

- Hold the elevator!
- Hold the elevat...

Thank you. Suzanne! Marilyn.

Gigi!

Girl. Oh, you...

What are you doing here?

Oh, I love the brunch here.

On the same weekend last year, I
was downtown shopping for some shoes

when I broke a heel, so I limped
around trying to find a shoe repairman,

but before I could find one,
I had to go to the restroom,

so I came in here
to see if I could find one,

when I saw a bunch of
people get into the elevator,

so I followed them upstairs to brunch where
I finally found what I was looking for.

A restroom?

No, men. And lots of 'em.
They were everywhere.

Gigi. Yeah?

You realize that today
is Father's Day.

So when you were here, this
weekend exactly a year ago,

you were attending
the Father's Day brunch.

You mean all the men here
are going to be married with kids?

So where do the single men go
on Father's Day?

Uh, to see their fathers.

Oh, then that should be good.

What are you doing?

Pressing all the buttons
for the elevator.

You obviously don't get the
concept of the elevator race, do you?

Now we have to get off
on the next floor

and take another elevator
the rest of the way.

Well, at least we'll be the
first ones to the second floor.

Will you stop?

You really need
to change your attitude, man.

It's a beautiful day
outside, man.

We got the kids with us. Getting
ready to have a nice free brunch.

The brunch is not free, Frank.

It's free for me! So
therefore it's free, man.

You need to relax, man. Loosen up. I
know being brolic got you all rocked up

and tense and everything, but you
need to try something different, man.

Try some alternative music. You
know, wind chimes or something.

You know, aroma therapy. Yoga.

Hey. Hey. What was that?

I think the elevator stopped.

Man, see I told you
your head was too big

for us both
to get on here together, man.

See, you always talk about
how big my mouth is,

but my mouth said
your head was too big

for us both
to get on here together,

and look at us now, man.

You should have put your head
on a separate elevator, man.

Gotta do something. Will you please
stop yelling?

Thank you.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa. What's that?

What? That's the best you can do?
Push buttons?

Come on, man.
With all the muscles you got,

you're going to tell me you
can't pull these doors apart,

punch a hole in the wall, jump
out there, and push this elevator up?

Muscles for nothing!

What is taking
this thing so long?

Maybe you're not pushing
the buttons fast enough.

Oh, you know what? You're right.

You kids need help?

No. See, we're having
an elevator race,

and somebody was pushing
all the buttons to every floor.

Well, now all
the elevators are stuck.

Stuck? Mm-hmm.

Our whole family
is on those elevators.

Well, we should have them
unstuck soon.

You can wait with me back here
until we figure it out.

Cool! You know,
that is a cool uniform.

Oh, thanks. Do they give you a gun?

No. They gave me a pen.

Security.

Oh, we're stuck in the elevator!

Oh, ma'am, no need to shout.

I can hear you just fine.
Use your normal voice.

That is her normal voice.

Mom? Mom, can you hear us?

Lindsey, Kevin.

You're stuck in the elevator.

We know, Kevin.
Are you guys all right?

Yeah, we're fine. We got
right before they got stuck.

We're at the desk
with the security guard.

Hey, guys. We can see you. Wave to
the camera in the corner of the ceiling.

Oh, my god.

We should have the elevator
moving in no time, ladies.

Just sit tight.

Gigi, are you all right?

My body doesn't react well
when it's nervous.

You know, and I'm
a little claustrophobic.

Just relax, all right?

No one ever died
from claustrophobia.

It's not that, you know. It's
just my body... I'm just nervous,

you know, about how it
reacts when I'm nervous.

Well, what does it do?

Oh, girl, please tell me
you did not just do that.

I did. I'm sorry.

Oh.

I know it's been a while, but we're
working on getting you guys going again.

Just hang tight.

How are Kevin and Lindsey?

Yeah, how are Frank's kids? My
flesh? Those are my kids, you know.

We're fine, Dad.

We can see you guys.
Wave to the camera.

Hey, flesh. Stay warm and dry. And if anything happens to me,

Kevin, you carry on
my tradition.

Brain over brawn.

You understand?
Francis, watch this.

Ha! See, I dunked on him. If
I was buff, I couldn't do that.

Anybody buffed in the NBA?

Anybody there?

Yeah. How's everybody doing?

They're still stuck, but they're
doing fine. Gigi's in there with them.

What is Gigi doing with them?

Ask Mom what Gigi's
doing in there with them.

Mom, Dad wants to know
what Gigi's doing in there.

You don't want to know.

You don't want to know.

You don't want to know.

Well, tell everybody
we'll see 'em soon.

Tell them we'll see them soon.

They're right here.

No, they're not. They'll see you soon.

Okay.

Okay.Okay.

Tell your mother I said "Bye."

Tell Mom he said "Bye."

You know what,
you tell her.No. No, you do...

Dad says bye.

Bye.

She said "Bye."

Bye, Dad. Bye!

Hey, man, they was talking to
me. You stepdad, remember?

I wanna ask you
a little question, too.

How do you get muscles
in your fingers?

I mean, you got some little
miniature baby weights you be curling?

I remember the kids' first
Father's Day with Nick.

It was right after
we had gotten married.Hm-hmm.

They wrote "Happy Father's Day"
on his car in shaving cream.

Oh. That's so sweet.

No, not really. It damaged
the paint. It cost $300 to fix it.

Oh.

I remember one Father's Day.

And...

That's it. I remember one. I was
usually pretty drunk on Mimosas.

I can't believe I'm stuck in
an elevator on Father's Day.

Thirty minutes ago, you didn't
even know it was Father's Day.

Well, now I do, and it's
very upsetting.

Oh, Gigi, please.
Go to your happy place.

I'm sorry!

Hey, I can taste it.

What are you doing?

When you take your clothes
off, do you do it like regular folks,

or do you just, like, make a muscle
and, then they bust off like the Hulk?

You got jokes, huh?

Boy, you just
a regular funnyman.

Well, let me ask you something,
funny guy,

was anybody laughing when you
walked out on your wife and kids?

Was it funny then?

Oh, we taking
the gloves off now, huh?

Ding-ding. Gloves off.

You really want
to know what happened? I do.

Okay, well,
I'll tell you, then. All right.

Suzanne and I started having
a lot of problems.

I lost my job. Money got tight.

We started having a lot of
arguments around the house.

Fighting and bickering
all the time, you know.

And the kids
was watching that, man.

So before the house
became toxic, I left.

Look, I don't know if that's the decision
I would have made, but, you know,

all men ain't the same.

Yeah, well, I ain't know
what else to do, okay?

And push-ups was
not going to solve my problem.

My dad left my mom.

His dad left his wife.

And her dad got shot
by her mom for trying to leave.

Yeah. Might have seen that.
It was on Cold Case.

"Man killed
over a pot of burnt rice."

But at least I'm trying to
make things right.

I guess I can respect that.

Oh, you guess? Yeah, okay.

Well, well, well. If it ain't
my two dummy-in-laws.

Terrence, what's going on, man?

Well, I heard
through the pipeline

that you two were stuck
in the elevator,

so here I am to help.

Don't worry, I'll have
you guys out in a minute.

I'll have this thing fixed
in no time.

Hold on. So who are you supposed
to be now, superman? Huh?

No. But I will super leave your ass in
this elevator if you keep talking smack.

Now hold up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Look,
instead of trying to fix the elevator,

why don't you get us
out of here?

Then I'd have
to show you how I got in.

And?

And then I'll have to kill you.

Come on, ladies. I know
you're stupid, but try to keep up.

Terrence, come on, man.
Terrence! I hate him!

Hey! Hey, Terrence! Come back
from behind that pork chop, man!

Oh, okay. Everybody,
go into your phone

and read the 8th text message,
but don't say who it's from.

Why?

It'll be fun.

How?

I don't know, but it's better
than standing around here

waiting for her
to lob her next bomb.

Hmm.

Oh, girl.

I'm sorry. I got nervous
that I was going to do it,

and then I did it 'cause
I was nervous.

All right,
so I'll go first.Okay.

Okay, um, mine says...

Oh, yeah, I can't read that one.

I'll just read
the next one, okay?

Ooh.

I probably shouldn't read
that one either. Oh, come on.

Why don't we just play
something different?

Oh, my god. What is that?

Oh!

Gigi! Come on! Girl! You got on my dress!

Knock, knock.

Terrence!

How's everybody doing?
You all right?

Yes. We're fine now.

Ooh, Lord.

No! No! No! No!

Terrence?

This is worse than I thought. Why's that?

It smell like mustard gas.
It's got to be a terrorist attack.

Y'all wait right here.
Don't go nowhere.

At least give me
a mask, too, Terrence!

Oh!

Girl, you must have lost
a pound on that one.

Gigi!

Hey, Dad. NICK: Hey, kids.

Tell your mother
Terrence was just here.

Tell Mom, Uncle Terrence
was just here.

Uncle Terrence was just there.

Yeah, we know!
He was just here too!

They know.
He was just there too.

They know.
He was just there too.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Hey, if y'all need anything,
just let us know, all right?

If they need anything,
let 'em know.

If you need anything,
let them know.

And why would we do that?

And why would they do that?

And why would they do that?

Hey, look, I was just trying
to be nice, a'ight?

Forget it! Hey.

He said he was "Just trying
to be nice, a'ight? Forget it."

Bye, Mom.

But... but...

"I was just trying to be
nice. A'ight? Forget it."

Bye.

Just get us the hell
out of this elevator!

Okay, you kids just sit tight.

Love you, Dad.

I love you, too. Bye.

Hearing my kids call you Dad,

I ain't going to lie, man,

that used to get to me.

But at the same time, I'll be honest
to tell you, man, I'm actually happy,

that you're
a part or their life, man.

Thanks, Frank.

I know you don't think I
spend a lot of time with my kids.

But it wasn't always like that.

I actually spent a lot of
good quality time with my kids,

and we used to do
some fun things.

We had a lot of
real good times, man.

I'm sure you did.

I was there when Lindsey
learned how to ride a bike.

I taught her myself.

You know the hardest part
about that? NICK: What?

I don't know how to ride a bike.

You didn't learn
how to ride a bike?

Didn't have no need to, man.

When I was a kid,
I was a hustler.

Needed to get somewhere, I'd just call
somebody and pay 'em to take me there.

You got some stories, Frank.

And Kevin, he got all his
video game skills from me.

That's right. Bought
him his first game cube.

Sega 260,

Donkey Kong. Pac-man.

I was so good at Donkey
Kong, I could have went pro.

Yeah, I know
you ain't impressed by that.

You know,
what I'm trying to say, man,

it's hard for me to say this,
but as a man, I got to say that.

You know, actually, I appreciate what you're
doing with my kids and Happy Fathers Day, man.

Hey, Happy Father's Day,
brother.

Why'd you do that, man?
That's my Donkey Kong hand.

Are you serious?

Yay!

Oh, no. Girl,
you are just awful.

I fart when I'm excited.

Hey, we're moving.
Are we going back down?

That's the wrong direction.
Hey, we want to go up!

That's where
the free food is at!

And an ice bucket for my hand.

Oh.

Oh.Hey.

Are you okay?
Everybody all right?

Yeah, we're okay.
We're okay. All right. Oh!

Oh! LINDSEY: Goodness.

Mom! That is not me!

That lobby smells like
leftover collard green water.

Now that everybody's okay,
who's ready for some brunch?

Oh, no! MARILYN Are you serious?

You know what? I'll just
make something at home.

Let's just go back to the house.

That's disgusting!

Can't even breathe.
How am I supposed to eat?

Suzanne, baby,
that was delicious.

Pretty good, little sis.
Pretty good.

Please, after being stuck in that elevator
for an hour, anything would taste good.

I will take that
as a compliment.

When Frank first showed up, I thought this
was going to be the worst Father's Day ever.

Is that right?

You know, it wasn't
as bad as I thought.

You know what I've been
thinking about lately, Dad?

Yeah, what's that?

That time when you taught me
how to ride a bike.

That was pretty cool.
Do you remember that?

Do I remember that?

Do you remember that
you couldn't use the brakes

and I had to jump
in front of the bike

and you ran me over
and busted my knee open

and had to get 150 stitches?

Otherwise known as a buck 50?

Every time I take a shower, I remember
when I taught you how to ride a bike.

Do you remember when you
bought me my first Game Boy?

Oh, yeah, I remember when I
bought you your first Game Boy.

I also remember the week prior to that
you was begging and begging and begging,

and I finally got you
the Game Boy.

Two weeks later,
the Game Cube came out.

Then the Game Boy
became obsolete.

$99 down the drain.

Yeah, sorry about that, Dad.

No, you're not.

I'm just playing, guys.
It's all good. Give me five. All right, Dad.

You give me sugar, baby. Bye, Daddy.

Okay? Y'all all enjoy
the rest of the evening.

And to you, my extra
large hat-wearing friend,

Happy Father's Day, bro.

Happy Father's Day
to you, too, Frank.

Hey, Terrence, you ain't
got no kids, right?

Guess nobody want
to have your baby.

Bye, Frank.

Everybody want to have my
baby. Anyway, I got to go, too.

Oh, okay.

Look, y'all might know
what I'm gonna do,

but you never know
when I'm going to do it.

So you hold that thought. "Happy
brother without no kids" day.

And, how are you feeling?

Oh, I'm much better.

Gigi, how come I didn't know
about this problem of yours before?

Are you kidding me? I mean, haven't
you noticed every time I get nervous,

I leave the room?

No.

Gigi. Hm-hmm?

This is Reginald.

He is this year's winner of
the Eligible Billionaire Award.

Please, just call me Reggie.

Oh!

No, that is foul. My mouth was open.

No! No, no, no!

Keep it covered.