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All right. No TV,
video games, or computer.
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Okay.
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What is going on here?
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Hi, I'm... Lorenzo Brooks. Nick!
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I don't care who you are.
Kids, go get your father.
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Dad!
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Hey, baby. Who is this?
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Hey, I'm... That's Lorenzo Brooks.
Producer from the station.
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What is he doing here?
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Honey, we are going green. Bam!
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Nick, you know I
don't like to be filmed.
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But this is for good
reason, all right?
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We're gonna show how
you can help save the planet.
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I recycle. I drive a
hybrid. That's not enough?
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We could be doing a lot more.
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So I volunteered our
family for this segment
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so we can show how easy
it is for families to go green.
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They're gonna air it next week.
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We're gonna be on TV? No!
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But, Mom! No!
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Nick, you know
how I feel about cameras.
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Baby, listen. May I?
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Hi.
I'm Lorenzo Brooks. From the station.
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I heard him the first time.
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I give you my word. His word
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We won't be intrusive
at all. At all.
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We're just shooting before
footage now, and we'll be out of here.
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Out of here.
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And then, throughout the
week, with your permission...
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Your permission. We'll film you and see
how you're doing.
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How you're doing. We'll come back
at the end of the week,
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and we'll film
the after footage. After footage.
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Okay, so let me see
if I got this right.
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You're here now.Yeah.
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You're gonna shoot
in the middle of the week.Yes.
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And then you're gonna come back
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and shoot some more
at the end of the week.Exactly.
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See, now that sounds
to me a whole lot like
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you're gonna be here
shooting all week.
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And speaking of
"before and after,"
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why am I just
finding out about this
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after this man
is already in my house?
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Baby, can I talk to you for a
second? Excuse me, Lorenzo.
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Yeah.
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Come on.
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I was gonna
tell you before. Before, when?
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Before you got here.
Baby, look, it's... What?
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Look. Don't do it for me.
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I wasn't.
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Do it for the people of Earth!
It's bigger than us, baby.
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If I don't do it for you, what makes
you think I'm gonna do it for them?
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You better get that
camera out of my face.
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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Okay. So, Nick,
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how many days a week
are you using public transit?
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The last time he
took the bus, he said,
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"Next time I decide
to take the bus,
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"remind me to shoot
myself in the head first."
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I was being sarcastic. Sarcasm doesn't work on kids.
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Yes, it does. I was being sarcastic.
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Oh.
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Lindsey, do you like
baths or showers?
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Is that an appropriate question for a
grown man to be asking a teenage girl?
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Do you not see my father
sitting right here?
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This is a list of all the
things about your place
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that aren't green.
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According to this,
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we use as much electricity
and water as a family of nine.
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Or a family of four that uses
a lot of electricity and water.
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You'll notice the list of
suggestions on things to do
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in order to get
on the right track.
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Okay. Well, I can do this. I can buy groceries
that are more organic and eco-friendly.
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And I could create
a full recycling system.
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And I can be in charge of
conserving energy and water.
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All right. Sounds good.
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What are you gonna do?
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I guess I could start
using public transportation.
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Oh, yeah, remember to shoot
yourself in the head first, Dad.
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Here, go put this one
over there.Okay.
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So how did the planet
get so messed up anyway?
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People use a lot of
stuff they don't need.
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The world is convenient,
but deadly.
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Before electricity, we
didn't have these problems.
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I blame Benjamin Franklin.
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Go turn off that light.
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All right. These new
motion sensor lights
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are gonna save us
a lot of energy.
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Move your hand.
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Higher.
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We still need more motion.
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Oh, man. Let me try. Let me try.
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Suzanne. I know you want
to save the planet,
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but if I had to be the one
buying a $7 loaf of bread,
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the planet
just wouldn't make it.
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Well, Marilyn, it's organic,
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so it's better for the
body, better for the world.
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Well, if they want me to buy
it, they better lower the price.
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Mm.
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Marilyn, even the way the food
is chosen is more eco friendly.
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What does that mean? They bring
the Mexicans to work in a Prius?
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The food is grown locally, so you
don't have to use gas to transport it
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from one place to another.
Here. Just read this.
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Oh, great. Now I gotta read.
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Hey, baby. Hey, Marilyn.
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What are those? Recycling bins.
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Which one's for paper? This one.
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Marilyn! What? I'm recycling.
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Okay, since I can't talk you out
of taking public transportation,
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I'm gonna provide you with
a few bus-riding essentials.
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Okay. What do you have?
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Got your uh, handy wipes,
um, disinfectant.
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I got some plastic gloves
in here somewhere.
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I'm riding the bus.
I'm not cleaning it.
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SARS mask, hazmat suit.
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Hazmat suit?
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Have you seen the people
who ride the bus?
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This is ridiculous.
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No, what's ridiculous
is you taking the bus.
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I mean, you are
a television personality.
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You don't need to be
traveling with Mr. Scabs
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and Ms. Screams-into
a-plastic-bag.
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Is that all? Yes.
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And we're all set for tomorrow,
right? 'Cause Lester's ready to go.
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Lester? Remember,
the 70-year-old triathlete?
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You said he'd make
a good human interest story.
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Oh, yeah. Um, look, can we
reschedule when I can use the car?
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Why don't you just catch
a ride with the camera crew?
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Because they're not there
to help, all right?
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It's like with the hungry kids
in Africa.
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They're not their to feed them.
They're just there to film them starving.
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Oh, my god! Oh! Oh!
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Whoo! Oh, God. Oh. Goodness.
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Oh! Kevin!
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Hey, Mom.
Why are you spraying...
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Oh, my god!
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Mom, my mouth was open!
That's disgusting!
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What did you eat last night?
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Kevin, that's not me, okay?
That's the refrigerator.
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Yeah, right. If you're gonna be
doing this again, we need to get a dog
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so you can blame it on him.
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It's not me, okay? Did you turn
down the thermostat on the fridge?
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Yes, I'm just doing my job,
conserving energy.
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Well, that is
what you smell, okay?
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A refrigerator
full of rotten food.
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How could you even think I
could produce a smell like that?
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You the one always saying I
don't know anything about women.
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You need to clean this
refrigerator right now.
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Kevin! Why are you down here
in a towel?
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Her clothes saw
who was wearing them and hid.
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Kevin was... Mom,
why do you have a shirt...
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Oh, my God!
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Kevin, that's disgusting!
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That's not me, that's Mom.
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Stop saying that! Mom, that's gross!
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Okay, for the last time,
it is not me.
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It is the refrigerator.
Now what did Kevin do?
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He went wouldn't stop banging on the
bathroom door while I was taking my shower.
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Kevin. I have a job to do.
I'm doing it.
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Okay, look.
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Since I've started watching
how much energy we use,
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we've saved
nine gallons of water
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and 11 kilowatts
over the past 24 hours.
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All right, well, you've got 15
minutes to clean out this refrigerator.
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And if you bang on the door while I'm
in the shower, I'm gonna come out wet,
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soapy, and naked, and beat something
out of you that smells like this kitchen.
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Okay. So, I called the venue
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and they said
it was possible if we...
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What? Hey!
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Oh, my gosh. You know...
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Suzanne, what time did you
go to bed last night?
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Um... actually,
it's what time I woke up.
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Oh.
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See, we're going green, and Nick is
taking public transportation to work.
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And his alarm woke me up,
and, you know,
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I'm all for saving the planet, but if
I'm gonna be too tired to enjoy it,
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then the planet just may
have to take one for the team.
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Mm-hmm. You know how I feel.
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I mean, why do I have to
save the planet?
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What has the planet
done for me lately?
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Well, currently, it's
supplying you with oxygen,
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and its atmosphere
is preventing you
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from being burned
to a crisp by the sun's rays.
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Is the planet doing that for me, or
was the planet gonna do that anyway?
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Either way,
until we know for sure,
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I am driving gas guzzling cars,
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eating delicious
steroid-filled meat,
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wearing fur, buying CDs
wrapped in plastic,
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drinking coffee
out of Styrofoam cups,
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and wearing eyeliner tested
on rabbits because, really,
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if there wasn't so many of them, maybe
we would test them on something else.
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Hey.
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Hey!
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Hey! Hey. Hey. Hey.
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So who are you?
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Uh, Gigi. Yeah?
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This is Lorenzo. Lorenzo? Hi, Lorenzo.
I'm Gigi.
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Gigi. Well, Lorenzo.
Nice to meet you.
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It's nice to meet you.Okay.
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I'm glad everybody thinks
its nice to meet and be met.
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You don't get that camera
out of my face... So, okay, um...
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So, what do you do, Lorenzo?
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He's responsible
for us going green.
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Oh, Lorenzo, I, I...
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I love green.Mm.
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Nick thought it'd probably be okay for us
to come down and see how you'd be green
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at the office.
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Oh, well,
he didn't tell me that.
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You know what? That is such a coincidence
'cause I was just telling Suzanne...
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Suzanne, wasn't I just telling you
how the office should go green?
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Really?
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Yes, really. I mean, if we're not gonna fight
for the earth, who's gonna fight, Suzanne?
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Who's gonna fight?
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Yeah, I love your passion.
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Thank you.
And I like yours too.Hmm.
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Hey. Um, I was just gonna
go down the street
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and get Suzanne an organic juice
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and you know
I'm gonna walk, right?
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So, um, do you
want to come with me?
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Sure. I'm sure my guy
could handle this.
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All right. Why don't
I meet you by the stairs?
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'Cause, you know, we need to
walk the stairs. Gotta save energy!
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All right, it's,
it's over there.
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Okay. All right.
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Um, so, like, I was gonna say
where do I get organic juice?
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Hey, guys. I'm sorry I'm late.
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Lester, Nick. Nick, Lester.
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Who are you? Secretary of state?
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I can't ask the guy his name?
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Sorry. I'm Nick.
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Who do you think I am? Memento?
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I can't remember what
the guy said five seconds ago?
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Look, if you're gonna follow
me around for your little TV piece,
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you can't be one minute late.
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Let alone six minutes late.
You got me? Yeah.
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I'm up at 3:00 a.m. I'm on a
strict schedule. I do specific things
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at specific times.
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I'm sure it won't happen again.
241
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:28,443
What are you guys? A Vegas act?
242
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:31,446
Who's the dummy?
243
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:34,144
And which one of you guys has
his hand up the other guy's butt?
244
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:38,801
Seriously, guys.
Six minutes late.
245
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,586
What happened? You got
detained by the authorities?
246
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:44,198
I have never been six
minutes late in my life.
247
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,156
Ever? Never!
248
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,985
Do you know what six minutes in
the New York City marathon means?
249
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$65,000 cash.
250
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,340
The difference between
first place and tenth.
251
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:01,737
If 60 minutes started 6 minutes
late, you what they'd call it?
252
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,696
Fifty-four minutes.
Who'd watch that?
253
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,437
I don't know. I wouldn't.Nope.
254
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,441
Feel my chest. What?
255
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,576
Touch my chest. It's
hard as a rock. Go ahead.
256
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,060
You too.
257
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,064
Wow, that's impressive.
258
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,414
You're right, pretty boy.
This ain't the junior prom.
259
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,810
Oh.
260
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,900
I gotta stay on a
schedule. All right.
261
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,598
Ah.
262
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,689
Wanna touch my thigh? No, that's okay.
263
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,171
All right, beat it.
264
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,869
Look. I'll see you
tomorrow? Don't be late!
265
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:50,264
What you lookin' at, girlie
hands? Go take care of my tab.
266
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:54,311
Come on, now.
267
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Green. If we're not
fighting to save the earth,
268
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what are we fighting for?
Good morning, Suzanne.
269
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:08,717
Good morning.
270
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,501
What's with the getup?
271
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,764
Oh, I rode my bike here today.
272
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:15,463
When did you get... I got here, what,
a few minutes ago? Huh?
273
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:18,553
I met the guys downstairs.
Hey, where's Lorenzo?
274
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,990
I don't know. All right,
you guys can cut.
275
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,905
Thank you.
276
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,603
You know what? When Lorenzo gets
here, send him up, okay? Thank you.
277
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,475
Did you really ride a bike here?
278
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,608
I latched it to my car,
279
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:33,220
parked around the corner
and rode down the block.
280
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,048
Hey, I wanna make
a good impression.
281
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:38,225
Well, you've made one on me.
And if you're wondering what it is.
282
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:41,097
Yes, I think you're
totally insane.
283
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:43,012
And you're being a hypocrite.
284
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:46,842
I'm not being a hypocrite. I am
compromising my principles for love.
285
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,975
I mean, men do it all the time.
286
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,498
Whatever.
287
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,501
Up at 4:00 again? Yeah.
288
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:57,374
Why don't you just go home, take a
nap. You know, I can wait here for Lorenzo.
289
00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,637
Okay, fine. Bye.
290
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:00,900
Okay, bye.
291
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,915
Nick Kingston-Persons?
292
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,655
Hi. How are you doing? Hi.
293
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:18,874
Good.
294
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,832
What are you...
What are you filming?
295
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:24,227
Um, I'm going green for the
week by taking public transit.
296
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:27,927
Uh-huh. It's for a piece that's
gonna air on KAWT.
297
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,929
Cool. Where...
Where are you going?
298
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,583
I'm going to catch the ferry to
take a ride across Puget Sound
299
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,411
and watch
a 70-year-old guy swimming.
300
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:36,892
It's a human interest story.
301
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,112
It sure is. I'm human.
302
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:42,593
And I'm interested in a 70-year-old
swimming in the Puget Sound.
303
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,640
That's good to know.
304
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:50,340
Say, I'd hate to bother you, but me
and my kids watch you all the time.
305
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,907
Do you mind if
I get an autograph? Uh.
306
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,953
You gotta hurry.
This is my stop, right.
307
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,172
Yeah. You just have to
make it out to my kids. Yeah, okay. What is it?
308
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:59,001
Michael, Jo-Jo, Uh-huh, yeah.
309
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:04,006
Veronica,
Juliet, William... Okay.
310
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,834
Is that all? No, and my baby girl.
311
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,228
What's her name? She's so adorable.
She just found her toes.
312
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:11,753
What's her name, man? Um,
it's Madeline Valerie Isabelle.
313
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,146
All right, all right.
Thank you.Okay.
314
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,974
Wait, wait, wait,
this is my stop.
315
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,454
Driver, this is my stop.
316
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:35,820
Sorry you missed your stop.
317
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,084
It's cool.
318
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,433
Mind if I take a picture?
319
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,965
Are you happy
that you decided to go green?
320
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:51,749
I am. Whatever.
321
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,101
What's that?
322
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:58,191
A sleep mask, ear plugs,
and some melatonin.
323
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:01,324
Every day this week, your alarm
clock has been waking me up.
324
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:04,806
Well, not tomorrow.
I don't care what happens.
325
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:08,201
Tomorrow, I am sleeping
until 7:00.
326
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,645
Nick, Nick, Nick.
327
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:26,610
Suzanne, Baby. Wake up.
328
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:32,616
Huh? What time is it? I told
you I wanted to sleep until 7:00.
329
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,576
It's 4:30.
330
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:38,840
Nick, why would you
wake me up at 4:30 a.m.,
331
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:41,234
when I told you
I wanted to sleep in?
332
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,888
It's 4:30 in the afternoon.
333
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,457
What? Well, it's okay.
334
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:48,545
Huh?
335
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,895
Baby.
336
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:53,246
You're standing there with a camera
in my face. Why didn't you wake me up?
337
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:57,206
Oh, my gosh. 4:30! Okay.
Oh, oh, Gigi!
338
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:01,384
It's okay. Gigi knows. Look,
everything's been taken care of.
339
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:06,563
Oh, okay. Well,
what are you doing home?
340
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,261
Aren't you supposed
to be with Lester?
341
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,959
Lester's dead, baby.
342
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:14,223
What? What happened?
343
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:18,358
He got stung by a killer bee
and went into anaphylactic shock.
344
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:21,491
They tried to give him a shot of
epinephrine, but his pecs were so hard,
345
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,102
they couldn't put
the needle through his chest.
346
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,322
Oh, wow. What a shame.
347
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,412
Well, what now?
348
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:33,721
Well, I'm exhausted. I know
you are. So let's get some rest.
349
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:36,027
Look, I'll get these guys out
of here. You fluff the pillows,
350
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:38,073
and I'll meet you
back here in five.
351
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,335
Break
352
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,732
Hey, baby. What's for breakfast?
353
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:48,127
Um, a 100 percent organic,
354
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:52,087
eco-friendly, locally farmed
bag of oats. There you go.
355
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,918
Oh. Oh! Oh, my gosh.
356
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,006
Are you all right?
357
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,314
Do I look all right, Suzanne?
358
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,403
Do I... Look at me.
359
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,448
Do I look all right?
No, I'm not all right.
360
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,929
And I know why people
don't wanna go green now too.
361
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:11,150
Why? Because all
the non-green people
362
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:14,196
and their non-green giant
vehicles are out to kill you
363
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,546
and I'm done.
364
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,592
You know, I know what
I'm going to do
365
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:19,810
with my bonus this year.
366
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:22,857
What? I'm buying
a big-ass vehicle
367
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:26,339
and going after the sucker
who tried to run me off the road.
368
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:27,427
That's what!
369
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,125
Lindsey, what did you
do that for?
370
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,345
Because you're a psychopath
and you need to be stopped.
371
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,825
Hey. Hey. Hey. What's going on?
372
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:38,525
Lindsey went on my computer and erased all
of my energy and water consumption files.
373
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:41,528
Because you were sitting outside
the bathroom with a stopwatch.
374
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:44,792
What difference does it make?
Now all my data is gone, and...
375
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,100
Hey! NICK: Sit down!
376
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,928
Sit down. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
377
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,800
Hey, hey, hey. Put that down.
378
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,108
Sit down.
379
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,719
Do not move.
380
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,504
Man!
381
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,158
This is Nick.
382
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,466
You see, going green sucks.
383
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:09,556
You know, I almost got killed.
Your family in here going crazy.
384
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,993
Listen, is that why we're trying
to save the world, Suzanne,
385
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,387
so we can be at each other's
throats like we in a prison yard,
386
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,953
going after cigarettes?
387
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:19,348
Okay, okay.
Gigi, maybe you have a point.
388
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:23,613
And in the future, we can try to be
a little bit more green, but for now,
389
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:25,702
we should just settle
for baby steps.
390
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:26,964
Thank you.
391
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,401
Hey, everybody.
392
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:31,839
That was Lorenzo. Oh, too scared
to show his face?
393
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,145
Yeah, I wish he would show
his face here with the film crew.
394
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,800
You know what I'd do?
I'd break a spoke off in his...
395
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:39,107
Kids in the room. What did he want?
396
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:43,024
He finished the piece. He said
it's gonna be on the morning show.
397
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:46,332
Well, let's watch it. See
what we been working for.
398
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:51,250
And now with more, here's Lorenzo Brooks.
399
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,512
Going green.
400
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,122
We talked about how to do it right,
401
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:57,343
but here's what it looks like when going green goes wrong.
402
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:58,779
What?
403
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,737
This is...
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