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Man, I am telling you,

The Sixth Sense is one of
the coolest movies ever made.

Well, if it was that good, why
didn't they do another one?

I mean, you could have done The
Seventh Sense, The Eighth Sense...

You can't make a sequel
about everything, Kev.

You should have told that to the
Pokemon people 13 movies ago.

I mean, you got Pokemon The First
Movie, Pokemon The Movie 2000,

Pokemon The Movie Three,
Pokemon Mewtwo Returns,

Pokemon 4Ever, Pokemon Heroes,

Pokemon Jirachi Wish Maker,
Pokemon Destiny Deoxys,

Pokemon Lucario
and the Mystery of Mew--

which was actually
a really good one.

Uh, Pokemon Ranger
and the Temple of the Sea,

Pokemon Giratina
and the Sky Warrior,

Pokemon and The Rise of Darkrai,

and you cannot forget about Pokemon
The Zoroark and The Master of Illusions.

How did you get all of that
into your little head

and you can't remember
to take out the trash?

Hey, guys. Hey, babe.

Uh, Nick, what's this?

Me and Kevin are about
to watch The Sixth Sense.

Uh, can I talk to you
for a minute, please?

Mmm-hmm.

Hey, don't start it yet.

I ain't playing.Okay.

Yeah?

Nick, Kevin is scared
of stuff like this.

No, mom, it's okay.
Dad said it was cool.

Nobody's talking to you.

And how would you know?
You haven't even seen it yet.

Baby, the movie is PG-13.

He'll be 13 soon.

He knows it's just a
movie. He can handle it.

Mmm-hmm. What are you gonna do next? Give
him a drink and take him to a strip club?

Come on, Suzanne.

He know he has to be 18
before he can get into strip clubs.

Come on. Nick, he's 12,

and his imagination
can easily run away with him.

Baby, we got this.

Now, can we watch
our movie, please?

Okay.

But when you're scared,
don't come running to me.

I'm not gonna get scared.

That's right.
'Cause it's man time.

What?

Kevin, are you all right?

I had a bad dream.

He didn't come running to you.
You came running to him.

♪ Are we there yet?

♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me

♪ Tell me, are we there yet?

♪ Are we there yet?

Good morning, baby.Mmm-mmm.

Kevin woke up screaming
five times last night.

This is not a good morning.

Mom, Dad, do you
believe in ghosts?

Um...

I don't know, sweetheart.

Is that what your
dream was about?

I don't know.

I almost can't even
remember what it was about.

It was me and that
little boy from the movie,

and he kept telling me
he saw ghosts,

and I kept asking him
to show me one,

and he said he couldn't, because if
he did then I would turn into a ghost.

Then I said I wouldn't,
and he said I would.

And we started
arguing for a whole day.

Wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would,
wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would.

So, finally, I said,
"Well, if I would,

that's good, because
you wish you could,"

and then he said, "Okay,"
and turned me into a ghost.

And I started screaming
like a baby.

And he was like-- I was like--

I was like-- It was crazy.

Kevin, everybody has bad
dreams sometimes. All right?

Besides, we talked about this.

It's just a movie.

All right?

Good morning, Lindsey.

Okay, so you just gonna
sit there and huff and puff,

or are you gonna
tell us what's wrong?

I got, like, crazy answers wrong
on this stupid Driver's Ed test.

If I can remember
how tests work,

you have to take the test. The
test doesn't have to take you,

which makes you
the stupider one.

You know what, Kevin?
I have finally come up

with a Native American
nickname for you.

Screams Like a Big... Hey!

Baby, that's why they give
you a few chances to pass.

Not everybody gets
it right on the first try.

Keep working on it, baby,
you'll get it.

Oh, what? So now you have
some kind of sixth sense?

You can see into the future?

Baby. Why didn't you
use it last night

before you showed
the boy the movie?

I see dumb people.

Oh, you ain't talking to me.

Yes, I am. No, you ain't.

Yes, I am. No, you ain't.

Yes, I am. Not me.

Yes, I am.Mmm-mmm.

Mmm-hmm.

How was court?

Did you know if you
get four speeding tickets

they can suspend your license?

Yes.

Yeah, well, you know what? They
need to remind people or something.

I mean, come on. It's
not like you're only gonna

need to speed four times
in your life. That's crazy.

Did they suspend your license?

No, they gave me traffic school.

Can you believe that, Suzanne?

When am I gonna have time
for traffic school?

I mean, I'm in a hurry
to get every place.

Now they want to give me
some place else to go?

Gigi. What?

You can take this course online.

Online where, Suzanne, huh?

I still got to be somewhere.

Take it here.

Right, so now I got to
speed here in the morning

so I can work before I work.

Then take it at home.

Right, so now I got to speed home, so
I can take traffic school before I go out.

Okay, well, I don't know
what to tell you, okay?

With all this speeding that you're doing, you
would think that you would be saving time.

I would if they'd stop
giving me tickets.

Well, you have to do this.
It's not like you have a choice.

Oh, God. Six hours.

Where am I gonna find
six hours for traffic school?

If you want me to sit
some place for six hours,

why don't you just throw me
in jail and get it over with?

They do it to Lindsay Lohan.

You know what? I wish that
somebody would make my Lindsey

sit down and study for six
hours for her driver's test.

Because she's the one
who really needs it.

I mean, I don't know how she thinks
she's gonna pass her driver's exam

when all she does is sit down
and study for ten minutes at a time.

Suzanne, guess what I have.

What? An idea.

And it's a good one.
Okay, let's just listen, okay?

Okay.

Why don't you let Lindsey

take my traffic school for me?

Gigi. Wait! Wait! I know
what you're thinking,

that it's illegal and it's
wrong. And that's true.

But you, me, and Lindsey.
It's perfect. It's a win-win.

And how is that?

One, I win by having someone
take the test for me.

Two, she wins

by having to go over the stuff she
needs to go over in order to pass.

Three, you win because
it has to be done in a week,

and you know she'll get it done.

As a matter of fact,
it's not a win-win.

It's a win-win-win.

Did you check on Kevin?

Kevin is fine.

I mean, okay,

I didn't think the movie
would get to him like that.

But last night in kid
time is like weeks ago.

What are you doing?

I'm just putting on a little...

Mood music.

That's not my mood.

My mood is angry.

Do you have any angry music?

Rage Against the Machine,

Anthrax, Slayer?

Well, are your feet
mad at me, baby?

Because if I can get
your toes on my side,

maybe the rest of you
will start to like me too.

Nick, what's that?

Oh, that? That is my
magic touch.

Mom? Boy?

Don't you knock?

I knocked. No, no, that wasn't a knock.
That was a tap, all right?

What are you, a tap dance kid?

What's wrong, sweetheart?

Can I sleep in here tonight? I'm
scared. I had another bad dream.

Well, obviously, it's over.
So you can go back to bed.

Come on, sweetheart. Come on.

Excuse me, Dad.

If he's sleeping in here,
where am I supposed to sleep?

Ow.

Ow! Kevin!

Ouch! Kevin!

Wake up. Kevin. Ow!

Goodness gracious!

Ow!

Hey. Nick!

Ow! Hey, what's wrong? What?

Your son is in there having
some kind of crazy dream,

and he's beating the
crap out of me, that's what.

I'm sorry. What do you
want me to do?

Nothing. I just want you
to know that I'm awake

because you let him watch that
movie which I told you not to do.

Now, I'm gonna go back in
there and try and get some sleep,

but if he punches me again,

I'm coming back in here, and
I'm punching you, you got that?

Oh! Ow! What was that for?

In case I don't wake up.

Hey, how are you guys?

She's a little annoyed. She
only got four hours of sleep.

Are these flowers for me?

Yes, they're from Nick.

Oh, I wonder why
he sent me flowers.

Well, the card says he sent them
because he's really sorry about last night.

And then he explains

how he can't wait
to make it up to you tonight,

and then I wish I had not
accidentally opened the card...

Or knew how to read.

Lindsey, can you go to the break
room and get me a bottle of water?

Oh, sure. Thank you.

Are those bruises on your arms?

Did you and Nick have a fight?

Did he lay a hand on you?

No, of course not. Oh, Suzanne, oh,

if he laid a finger on you,
I will lay him out.

I will punch-- what? What?
Come here. Come on.

Come on, man! Gigi, what are you doing?

I float like a butterfly.

Okay.

My husband is not beating me.

I'm going to the restroom.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. You are not gonna cover
those bruises with makeup, Suzanne.

People need to know
who Nick really is.

Nick is not beating me.
I'm going to pee.

No, you are in denial.

Suzanne. Hey.

Hey. Just um...

Here's your water. Thank you.

So, are you ready to
attend online traffic school?

I guess.

Okay, um...

So the first thing you need to
do is log in with my personal info.

FYI, if any of this gets out

via I.M., Twitter,
Facebook, B.B.M., text,

or random chatter,

I will kill you.

Hey, baby.

Hi.Did you get my flowers?

Yeah, um...

Nick, you sent flowers
to me at work on a day

when my arm
is covered in bruises.

Now everybody at work
thinks that you're beating me.

What? That's crazy.

I know.

You want to know
what else is crazy?

What?

What I'm gonna do to you.

Did you read the card? I did.

Wait a minute. Hold on.
Where's Kevin?

He's downstairs
watching a movie.

Which one,
Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

No. Marley and Me.

Marley and Me? Mmm-hmm.

Oh, Nick, for goodness sake.

What? It's just a cute
movie about a dog.

Nick, the dog dies.

Really? Yeah.

It's like Benjamin Button,
but with a dog.

Wait. So the dog starts out old?

No, the dog starts out young.

But you remember how, at the
end of Benjamin Button, Kevin cried?

Yeah, but I am not
seeing the comparison.

It doesn't matter.
It's a sad movie.

Okay, wait. So... All right.

The dog in Marley and Me
is played by Owen Wilson.

No, a dog plays the dog.

So, who does Owen Wilson play?

He's like, Cate Blanchett.

He plays a woman?

No, he's the person
in love with the dog.

All right, this doesn't
sound like Marley and Me,

at least not from
what I read on the cover.

My point is, you wanted
Kevin to feel good,

and when this dog dies, I guarantee
you, this is not gonna go well.

Suzanne, you are overreacting.

Now, come on, baby. Oh, you better close the door.

Ooh. That's what I'm gonna do.

Mom! Marley died.

It's okay, sweetheart,
it's just a movie.

No, I researched it. It's a
real dog that really died.

I know. I know.

I'm going to sleep
in Kevin's room.

Oh, no, no, no.
You hold it right there.

You stay here and
sleep with mini Pacquiao.

I'm gonna go sleep
in Kevin's room.

How could you let me watch that?

I may not believe in ghosts,
but I believe in dogs.

You punch me,
we gonna have a problem.

White Bird
to Black Bird. You up?

Over.

White Bird to Black Bird.
I can't sleep. Over.

What the hell?

Troy, is this you?

Uh, no.

This is White Bird.

Troy, this is Black Bird's
mama bird.

Black Bird is asleep because
it is 2:00 in the morning.

And unless you want me to
come over there and tell your mama

that you're on the walkie-talkie

waking up the neighborhood,
I suggest you go to sleep too.

Copy that?

And get yourself
some new nicknames.

Copy that, Mama Bird.
White neighbor signing off.

Hey, how's traffic school?

I think I might have
made a mistake.

What kind of mistake, Lindsey?

I was taking a break, and
the program logged me out

and I tried to log back in,

but I don't know the answer
to this security question.

Well, what's the question?

It asked what year were you divorced.
But you were never married, right?

Do you remember earlier

when I told you if you let any
information out about me, I would kill you?

A little bit.

Well, if this gets out,
I'll come after your family.

Do I even want to know this?

You have to finish
traffic school, don't you?

I guess. You do.

And yes, I was...

married.

Oh, my god. Gigi, when
did you get married?

February 20, 1999.

Well, when did you get divorced?

February 21st 1999.

Does mom know? No.

You have to tell her. What?

I don't have
to tell her anything.

Remember what I said, right?

Keep your mouth closed,
and do your class.

Hey!

Shh!

You're sleeping
in Kevin's room tonight.

Wait, I thought we was supposed
to be sleeping in here tonight.

Uh-uh.

See, I'm gonna get at least one
decent night's sleep this week.

So tonight, you take
your kickboxing-in-his-sleep son

into his room
with his walkie-talkie

at 2:00 in the morning
best friend,

and you see if you can
make it through the night.

Baby.

Oh! Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh!

This is all your fault.

I know.

I messed up.

My man brain thought boy brain
could handle The Sixth Sense.

I was wrong.

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Are you still mad?

Part of me is.

Well, why don't you and I

sneak out of here
and slip into Kevin's room,

and see if I can
make the mad part

feel happy.

You are so bad.

Okay.

Be quiet. I'll go. Me first.

Okay.

No! Ow!

No! No! Shh.

You okay?

You want me to get some ice?

Shh!

Don't you wake up this boy.

So, are you almost done?

Almost. Just a few more minutes, and
you will have completed every section.

Good job.

Gigi? Yeah.

How come you never told
anybody you were married?

It was embarrassing, you know?

I believe in love.

And I didn't want
people to think I was...

Not perfect? No.

Yes. I don't know. I was young.

I mean, Britney Spears was
married longer than I was.

To Kevin Federline? No, to Jason Alexander.

Who's Jason Alexander?

Ha. Exactly.

All done. You are officially
through with traffic school.

So, are you gonna tell mom?

Too late! I'm trying to sleep.

Ee! I'm done
with traffic school.

So, as you can see,

most of the scary stuff in movies
are done with special effects.

Yeah, and the effect is that
it scares the crap out of me.

Hey, Mr. Kingston-Persons.

What's up, Troy?

I just wanted to see if black
neighbor wants to hang out.

Excuse me?

What's up with
all this black neighbor stuff?

It was your wife's idea.

I had some nicknames
that I liked.

What are you guys doing?

We were just talking.

I saw The Sixth Sense
the other day,

and it scared the crap
out of me. I had bad dreams.

You're scared of
M. Night Shyamalan?

I don't know why people
think his movies are scary.

'Cause they are. No, they're not.

Scary movies function on the
premise of suspension of disbelief.

The problem with
M. Night Shyamalan movies

are that they're so stupid,
that I'm more focused on that

than how scared
I'm supposed to be.

What are you talking about?

Like in The Sixth Sense,

Bruce Willis is supposed
to be a ghost.

But he doesn't know it.

All right.

So, you're telling me

he doesn't figure that out
until he takes off his own coat,

and sees the bloodstain on
the shirt that he's been wearing

for the whole movie?

You know what?

You're right.

I never thought about
that before. That's so stupid.

Have you seen The Village? I like The Village?

Really? Yes, really.

The Village?

Yes. You're kidding.

No.

What is wrong with The Village?

Nothing, if you like comedy.

Oh, come on.

Gigi, what do you want me to do?

She failed my
traffic school exam.

I want you to make her
take it again.

What do you expect from
somebody who's failing Driver's Ed?

You didn't tell me
she was failing.

Yeah, big time.

Why would you let her take
the test for me, Suzanne?

That's like letting Chris Brown lead
an anger management class. Move!

Where are you going?

Where do you think I'm going?

I am going to find a kid
to take that test for me.

What y'all looking at?

So, how's it going in here?

So far, so good.

Yeah, only thing I'm scared of now
is this dude making another movie.

Okay, so we just saw The Village,
and it's supposed to be about these

mysterious goings-on in this
spooky, out-of-the-way town.

Turns out, it's just some
dudes living by the freeway

running around in the woods
with a cape on a stick.

No, it's more than that.
Look, it's...

Then there was Unbreakable.

The main character's supposed to
be a super hero, and he can't swim.

That's Sam Jackson.
Now, that's believable.

A lot of black people
can't swim.

And what's up with Signs?

Aliens attack the earth, yet
their main weakness is water,

and you can kill them
with a baseball bat?

You ever been hit
with a baseball bat? Hey.