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Hey, Gigi. Hey, where's your mom?

Upstairs.Okay.

Do you need some help?

Does it look like I need help? Yes.

Well, I don't. I'm an elite shopper.

I can carry up to three times my body weight

in boxes and bags.

You're like an ant. In heels.

My motto is, "No package left behind."

Can you get that for me?

Yeah. Thank you.

Hey, Da...

We have an X-Vorp 3-D?

No, we do not have an X-Vorp 3-D.

It's on loan from work.

This is supposed to be the most realistic

video-sports interfacing gaming.

I'm supposed to try it out for a few days and then give my report.

I heard Olympitron is the best game out there.

Olympitron? What's that?

It's a 3-D virtual sports game.

It has everything, tennis, boxing, basketball.

And if you play online, you can play against people all over the world.

Whoo! I guess I better get Olympitron.Yeah.

Oh, by the way, can you take me to Game Box?

I want to trade in some of my old games for Catastrophic.

Catastrophic? What's that?

It's so cool. In the year 2016,

Barack Obama has been exiled

to a deserted island off of the coast of Hawaii,

and then a cyborg, Sarah Palin,

becomes president of the United States!

And then, she creates an army of flesh-eating zombies,

and they eat on people's brains.

So then, Obama creates a resistance movement called "The Voters,"

and they have to take the country back over

before Sarah Palin's army eats all the smart people!

Whoo, that's a long way from Pac-Man.Yeah.

I never told you I was taking you to Game Box.

You got money for this? Do I have money?

Yes, I have $60.

♪ Go, Kevin, $60 Go, Kevin ♪

How'd you get 60 bucks?

Let's just say, I have my ways.

Hey, Dad, can I go to Lux '97s Super Summer Mix?

Everybody's going to be there.

Did you ask your mother?

She said if it's okay with you, it's okay with her.

Okay. Thanks, Dad.

What? I need 50 bucks.

Oh, no.

In that case, no, you can't go.

I'll pay you back next week.

Why does everybody on Earth,

besides teenage girls,

understand you can't do things you don't have money for?

I'm trying to get the money.

From where? From you.

You know what? How many times have I told you,

you need to learn to manage your money

and save up for the things you want to do?

Look, Kevin gets it. Why don't you?

Dad.No.

But, Dad... No.

Dad! No!

♪ Are we there yet?

♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me

♪ Tell me, are we there yet?

♪ Are we there yet?

Welcome to the X-Vorp gaming systems...

Hey, baby. Hey, Ma.

Now, everything is on this list.

Be sure to go over and pick up my mail every day,

because I don't want somebody realizing

I'm not home and trying to break in.

Ma, I'm not trying to be picky,

but I don't remember agreeing to watch your apartment.

Do you remember asking me to watch your kids?

A few times. All right, then.

Ma, do you expect something in exchange

for everything I ask you to do for this family?

Yes. You got married. I didn't.

When I bought white carpet,

I didn't ask you to come over and take care of that.

Whoo!

This is a big list. How long you gonna be gone?

Two days. I'll drop off the keys before I leave.

Prepare for X-Vorp player interface...

Aren't you a little old to be playing with cartoons?

Hey, Marilyn. Hey, baby.

Hey.

Hey, Dad.

Remember when I was asking you if I could go

to the Super Summer Mix?

Remember when I was telling you no?

Yes. But my friend Charlotte, she has an extra ticket.

She said I could come with her, but I have to tell her today.

Can I go? Fine, I'll tell your mother.

Aren't you a little too old to be playing with this?

Shouldn't you be moonwalking through that door right now?

Open. Slide...

Gigi? Yeah.

Everything okay?

No. I went to the printer to pick up the new samples,

and I was planning on paying cash, and I was $60 short.

What do you mean, you were $60 short?

It cost $140, and all I had was $80.

I know what short means.

Why were you $60 short?

I don't know. That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Okay, well, did you look everywhere?

Tch. Everywhere, but where the money is.

Tch. You went out last night.

Maybe you spent it on drinks at the club.

I don't spend money on drinks at the club.

Did you fill up your gas tank?

Okay, one, I didn't drive.

Two, I never spend work money on myself, period.

Okay, so, when was the last time that you know you had the money?

Okay, I had it in my wallet

when I went to pick up all that stuff

before I came to your house last night.

And then I was carrying all that stuff, and...

And? Um...

Oh, I dropped my wallet. Kevin picked it up.

And, you know, that's, you know...

I just... The first time I thought of it was today.

Okay, so you think you lost it at the house.

I had it when I went in.

What are you saying?

I'm not saying anything.

Well, don't just stand there and think it.

If you've got something to say, say it.

I'm saying...

I dropped my wallet.

Your son picked it up,

and now it doesn't have $60 that I know was in there.

You think Kevin took your money.

See, I don't, you know... I don't know what he did or didn't do.

All I know is what I know, and I know I had the money.

And now I don't.

Hey, babe.

What are you doing?

Where's Kevin?

He's downstairs. What's going on?

Uh, earlier, Gigi said she lost some money,

and she thinks she had it when she came by yesterday,

and she thinks she didn't have it when she left.

I don't get it.

She accused Kevin of stealing it, sort of.

Kevin? Oh, no, no, no, no, that's crazy.

Now, he might be a lot of things, but he ain't a thief.

Why would she think that?

He was the last person she remembers near her wallet.

How much money are we talking about?

$60.

$60?

Yeah, why?

Kevin bought a new video game yesterday for $60.

Where'd he get the money from?

I don't know, but when Lindsey asked him, he said he had his "ways."

You know Kevin. He's like,

"Go, Kevin, $60.

"I got the money. Go, Kevin."

Okay, okay. Well, maybe we need to find out what his ways are.

Hey, son? Turn that off.

What's wrong?

We need to talk to you about something.

Well, whatever it is, I didn't do it,

and I don't know anything about it.

You don't even know what we're talking about.

I don't have to. I got three words for you, "It, wasn't, me."

You bought a video game yesterday? That was me.

With $60?That was me, too.

Where did you get the money?

It's complicated.

Look, I think if you try really hard,

you can make us understand.

For the record,

if you're trying to scare me, it's working.

It's okay, sweetheart. Just tell us how you got the money.

Well, when I heard about Catastrophic,

I knew I just had to have it.

But that was only three months ago,

and I only had $12 saved.

So, I saved the $10 you guys gave me for getting all As.

I got $17.47 for trading in old video games.

I found $1.03 worth of change on the streets.

I sold my lunch snacks for 50 cents every day for a whole month.

And then, a homeless guy bought a bag of my old clothes for $5.

You sold clothes to a homeless man?

They were for his dog. Am I in trouble?

Are you telling us the truth?

Yeah. If you want me to, I can show you the dog.

I mean, the last time I saw him

he had on my Harry Potter sweater.

That's okay.

Honey, go back to watching TV.Okay.

Yeah, chill. Thanks, bro.

Good morning, Gigi.

You know, people should just say "morning."

"Good morning" is too presumptuous.

Morning, Gigi. Thank you.

Lindsey, I'm sorry. You did not deserve that.

It's just that I'm having an off day.

Your mother and I are having a misunderstanding.

About what?

Do you really want to know, or are you being polite?

No, Mom seemed pretty upset yesterday, too.

All right,

um, when I was over here the other night...

Well, at least I think it was when I was over here,

$60 disappeared from my wallet.

$60 disappeared from your wallet?

Yes.

Wow, that's crazy. Where was it?

In the living room, on the console.

And I'm not one to point fingers,

but I might have suggested that Kevin took it,

and your mother wasn't happy about that, not at all.

Maybe you spent it on drinks.

Your mother said the same thing.

I don't buy my own drinks!

What do you think I am, ugly?

Morning, Suzanne. Good morning, Gigi.

Did you find your money?

No.

Did you?

Okay, let's be clear about a couple of things.

You're my friend,

and I am sure that there is some explanation for this,

but my son did not take your money.

So, I forgive you for insulting me like that.

Well, I didn't lose it.

Maybe you did. It happens.

Well, it doesn't happen to me, Suzanne.

I'm just saying, maybe you lost the money.

You can call it whatever you want. Let's go.

No, here. You drive.

I don't know if I'm responsible enough.

I might get lost, run out of gas,

forget where I left the car.

Forgot your coffee, huh?

Come on, Kevin! Run, Kevin, run!

Come on, Dad! You can do this! I got it!

First place, gold medal.

Six gold medals, three silver and one bronze.

I think we ready to take down some live competition, boy!

Oh, so this works, huh? Yeah.

Going live. Choose your opponent.

You know, maybe we should choose

a country that's not that good

so can warm up on them. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

It's the United States versus Guatemala.

I don't think Guatemala has ever won anything, ever.

First event, javelin throw.

Oh, step back, man. I got this. Watch out!

Here we go.

All right. Let's see.

Okay. And...

Eighty-five yards. Amazing!

Put that in your guacamole, Guatemala! Ha, ha!

What you know about that, Guatemala, huh?

Huh? What you know about that, huh?

We know you suck!

You throw like a baby with no arms!

What?

Prepare to lose, you fat Americans!

Uh-oh.

We got a ringer. A what?

Sometimes when you play online, people who are really good

join suck-y teams as a trap.

The team is Guatemala, but it's really the Chinese.

Up next, Guatemala. We're dead. Watch this.

- A hundred-and-ten yards. - New world record!

They just got lucky.

That wasn't luck!

Prepare to be humiliated.

We're going to bring you down like Tiger Woods with a waitress!

Well, what are they saying? Does this thing translate? Game over.

Say something else, Guatemala, huh?

Hey, Marilyn. Hey, baby.

So, when are you leaving?

My vacation starts the minute that front door closes.

Well, did you come down here to chase me out?

No, actually, I know Dad is supposed to be looking after your place,

but I was wondering if you'd let me do it.

No, because you'd go through my things.

And, see, I don't hide my stuff,

'cause I'm grown and I live alone,

and you'll be asking a whole bunch of questions,

and I don't want to answer them, so that's why.

I won't go through your stuff, I promise.

Besides, Dad's so busy,

he probably doesn't even wanna do it.

And I'll only charge you $60.

$60? Your father's doing it for free.

Oh.

Tell you what I'll do.

Here is $20.

Don't ask me to take you to the mall for another month.

Here's another $20.

That's for your birthday, whenever that is.

Here's $20 more.

That's to remind you not to ask me anything for the rest of the year.

But what if...

Just walk away.

I'm telling you, man, these girls are something else.

Well, these little girls better man up,

or it's going to be man down.

I am telling you, man, these girls are nothing to be played with.

Listen, I've been playing video games a lot longer than they have.

And also, I have been known to talk a bit of trash.

You know, for the record,

nobody who talks trash ever says,

"I have been known to talk a bit of trash."

Let's do this.

You have your own 3-D glasses?

Does Picasso have his own brushes?

Does A-Rod have his own bat?

Does Bootsy play his own bass?

He's a bass player, right?

Let's play the game.

Welcome to beach volleyball stadium.

USA versus Guatemala.

Hi, suckers!

Let's rock and roll!

Sweet serve from Guatemala.

Coming your way.

Slam!

You did not just duck.

It just looked so real.

Get up and serve the ball.

I got this.

Nice serve.

Ooh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. And Guatemala makes the save.

Nice pass.

Huh? Huh? Huh? Fantastic set.

Slam!

Point to Guatemala.

We will make you wish you were never born...

Nick!

That right. Cower you little girl!

Yo, mama.

What?

Hi.Hi.

Any luck finding the money?

No.

I'm sorry, Suzanne.

I feel terrible accusing Kevin.

People make mistakes. It's all right.

It could have been worse. How?

You could have been right.

See, I know this is going to sound petty,

but in my mind, I could handle Kevin being a thief

more than I can handle losing that money.

I mean, sure, he would go on to bigger and bigger crimes,

get caught, end up in jail, but he'd get out.

I'm never gonna know what happened to that $60, and it's gonna haunt me.

But I'm glad Kevin's not a thief.

And I am happy for you.

Thank you.

Happy.

♪ Tell me Are we there yet?

Good morning. Morning, Gigi.

Where's your mother? She's upstairs.

Oh.

Suzanne, come on!

We can't be late for this meeting!

Let's go!

What are you doing?

Uh, I knocked over your purse,

so I was just putting everything back in it.

So, you're putting everything that fell out back in my purse.

Yeah.

Did this fall out, too?

Yeah.

Wow! $60.

I mean, this is a coincidence, because I lost $60,

and here it is in a purse

that I just took out of its bag today.

Really?

I'm sorry, Gigi. I'm really sorry. I can explain.

How can you steal from me, Lindsey?

I thought it was my mom's wallet. I was just borrowing it.

I was always going to get it back.

You made me look like an idiot,

and you almost cost me my relationship with your mother.

You can't give that back.

So, where did you get this from?

From Marilyn. So, now you owe her $60?

No, it was a gift, kind of.

Well, whatever you were going to use this for,

I hope it was worth it.

Are you going to tell my mom?

Your mother thinks I lost it.

I've apologized to her.

Now, I-I don't want to go to her

and open up that whole can of worms that I just got closed.

People don't like worms, Lindsey.

That's why they keep them in a can.

I'm sorry, Gigi. I'll make it up to you.

Mmm-mmm, you need to make it up to yourself, not me.

Don't do this again.

I won't.

What were you going to use the money for anyway?

Tickets to the Super Summer Mix.

That show was sold out.

Yeah, I know. I got a couple of the last tickets.

I got a couple of the last tickets.

Yeah, I love Super Summer Mix.

Yeah.

Hello.Hey.

Hi.

All right, so I took one more pass at the seating chart,

so you'll have it in the morning.

Oh, thank you. Where are you heading to?

The Super Summer Mix.

Oh, Lindsey, I thought you said it was sold out.

Well, it was... You know, these tickets

just kind of fell into my lap.

Oh, well, see? That's good karma.

You lost some money, got free tickets. It all works out.

Have fun. Thank you. I will.

Bye, Lindsey. Bye, Gigi.

Guatemala is up 93-91.

I'm open, Kev! I'm open!

Come on, Dad!

Shoot the three, the three! Come on!

Oh!

Oh, and America misses the three at the buzzer.

Guatemala wins.

Game over.

So sorry, Nick.

So sorry you suck!

I don't care. Rematch.

Uh-oh. Nick sounds angry.

What? You speak English?

That's right, Nick, unlike you.

We beat you in everything, including talking.

One more round. But this time, the gloves come off.

I bet your hands are soft like a woman.

I bet your daddy works at the sneaker factory!

Yo, mama.

Yo, mama! Don't you talk about my boy like that.

I will get on a plane! I got miles!

Hey, hey! What is going on back here?

Excuse me.

Just ignore them, baby.

No, she just called me a fat cow in Mandarin. Give me those.

What? Rosetta Stone, y'all. Come on.