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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,178 --> 00:00:05,182 Wow. 2 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:06,487 This video is crazy. 3 00:00:06,571 --> 00:00:08,446 I mean, like, what is wrong with these people? 4 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:11,101 Oh, you want to see something really crazy? 5 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:12,403 Watch this. 6 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,321 What is it? 7 00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:15,670 It's people on Salvia. 8 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:16,933 What's that? 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,412 You never heard of it? 10 00:00:18,496 --> 00:00:20,632 It's like a drug, but it's, like, totally legal, 11 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:21,720 and they say when you do it, 12 00:00:21,804 --> 00:00:23,809 it, like, totally spaces you out. 13 00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:26,159 Excuse me, I need to go to space now. 14 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:27,595 Whoa! 15 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:29,423 That's so crazy, right? 16 00:00:29,507 --> 00:00:32,122 Yeah. He's all like, 17 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:35,081 "Excuse me. I have to go to space now." 18 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:37,115 I don't know. I think it's kind of cool. 19 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,911 Yeah, if you want to be absolutely out of your mind. 20 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:41,044 Well, that's the cool part. 21 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:42,480 It only lasts, like, five to ten minutes. 22 00:00:42,564 --> 00:00:44,264 How do you know?'Cause I tried it. 23 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:45,918 - You did not! - Did! 24 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:47,006 Are you crazy? 25 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:48,442 It really wasn't that bad. 26 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:50,357 Until you end up on Celebrity Rehab, 27 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:53,012 crying and eating breakfast with a porn star. 28 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:55,058 It's not a drug. It's a herb. 29 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:57,712 If anything, you might end up on Celebrity Kitchen. 30 00:00:57,796 --> 00:00:59,845 Oh, well, that's different. Sign me up. 31 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:01,673 - Serious? - Yeah, it's a herb. 32 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:04,763 I love being absolutely out of my mind, and I want to do Salvia. 33 00:01:04,847 --> 00:01:07,113 Oh, my God. Cool. 34 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:09,289 I totally thought you would be scared. 35 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:11,201 I'm scared of you. 36 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,336 ♪ Are we there yet? 37 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:19,517 ♪ Tell me, tell, me, tell me 38 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:21,519 ♪ Tell me, are we there yet? 39 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:23,126 ♪ Are we there yet? 40 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,956 Mom, dad, I'm home! 41 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:34,358 Sweetheart, where have you been? 42 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:36,099 You know I'm going out tonight. 43 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:37,883 You already have a husband. 44 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:40,799 Why don't you stay home and let the single women have a shot? 45 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:42,801 Just because I'm married, 46 00:01:42,885 --> 00:01:44,237 doesn't mean it's forever. 47 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:45,847 I'm keeping my options open. 48 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:48,241 As long as you keep your options open and your legs closed. 49 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:49,416 - Gigi! - What? 50 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,070 That's my mother. 51 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:52,941 Well, if you want to keep it that way, you need to talk to her. 52 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:54,900 Mom, you're going out like that? 53 00:01:54,984 --> 00:01:56,728 Why are you acting all shocked? 54 00:01:56,812 --> 00:01:58,730 You were out. Why can't I go out? 55 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:03,039 Just because I'm your mother, doesn't mean I have to act like I'm dead. 56 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,873 There's a difference between dead and dancing on the bar. 57 00:02:05,908 --> 00:02:07,908 - That was one time! - That was not one time. 58 00:02:07,953 --> 00:02:10,568 Mom, when were you out dancing on a bar? 59 00:02:10,652 --> 00:02:12,178 Hmm. I don't know. 60 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:13,397 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday... 61 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:15,094 Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. 62 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:16,443 What is wrong with you, Mom? 63 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:17,531 Nothing. 64 00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:19,142 Anyway, maybe if you tried it, 65 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:21,579 you wouldn't be sitting at home, every night, 66 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:23,929 eating, watching reruns of Hoarders, 67 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:25,322 and working out with a shake weight. 68 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:27,150 Hey, I do not work out with a shake weight. 69 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,412 Anymore. 70 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:30,805 Anyway, I got to go. Sleep tight. Bye-bye. 71 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,285 Hmm, I'm hungry. 72 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:34,722 Oh, my goodness. Let's go. 73 00:02:34,806 --> 00:02:36,547 Really, a shiny jacket? 74 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:38,509 Goodbye. 75 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:39,855 Bye? 76 00:02:44,903 --> 00:02:45,994 Oh, man! 77 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:47,735 Boom! Ha! 78 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:49,172 See, that's how we do it in the hood. 79 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:50,782 One shot. One kill. 80 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:51,870 Wow, you're good at this. 81 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:53,698 You better ask somebody. 82 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:54,960 Hey, Marilyn. 83 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:56,657 Baby, how many times do I have to tell you? 84 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:58,268 You don't have to call me "Marilyn." 85 00:02:58,352 --> 00:02:59,834 Call me "grandma." 86 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:02,141 Okay, sis, this is so awesome, okay? 87 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:04,187 Grandma bought me a Wii! 88 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:05,623 A Wii! A Wii! 89 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,190 Oh, a Wii! 90 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,627 I mean, I used to think video games were stupid, 91 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:11,368 but it turns out, they're pretty cool. 92 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:13,718 Hey, I'm gonna go get a sandwich. You want one? 93 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:14,852 You're joking, right? 94 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:16,416 No, why? 95 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,418 Because you're despicable, and you hate me. 96 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:21,508 That's not true. 97 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:23,945 Everybody in this house knows I love you. 98 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:25,599 So, white or wheat? 99 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:26,818 Wheat. 100 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:28,689 Wheat it is. 101 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:33,129 Come on, Lindsey, baby, sit down. Don't be a stranger. 102 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:36,313 Hey, you want to come spend the weekend with me in my apartment? 103 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:38,003 Are you serious? 104 00:03:38,087 --> 00:03:39,700 Why wouldn't I be? 105 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:42,486 Great. I'm just gonna go ask my dad if that's okay if I can come. 106 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:45,820 - Do you know where he is? - I think he's in the garage with his buddy. 107 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,361 Hey! Boy! Come out here. 108 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:49,841 I'm ready for the second round. 109 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:51,535 And bring me some prune juice. 110 00:03:58,368 --> 00:03:59,546 Hey, babe! 111 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:01,200 Dad, what are you doing here? 112 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:02,636 I'm working, babe. 113 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,682 You know I don't like nothing more than work. 114 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:07,554 I just love going to work and taking care of my wife and family. 115 00:04:07,638 --> 00:04:09,426 But since your mom is going out tonight, 116 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:12,385 I figured I'd come in and get a little extra done. 117 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:13,473 Hey, Lindsey. 118 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:15,255 Hey, Martin. Who is this? 119 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:17,695 Go ahead and tell her! 120 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:19,305 This is my wife. 121 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:20,915 I got married. 122 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:22,003 You got married? 123 00:04:22,087 --> 00:04:23,266 Can you believe it? 124 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,398 - No! - I know I can't believe it. 125 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:27,139 I mean, I didn't think you would get married 126 00:04:27,223 --> 00:04:30,011 until hell froze over, pigs flew, 127 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:33,490 or Prince showed up at the Soul Train Awards with no mascara on. 128 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,279 Hi, I'm Smart. 129 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:37,671 You look smart. 130 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:39,195 She is smart. 131 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,109 Actually, that's her name. 132 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:44,156 - But I am smart. - She is. Check it out. 133 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,898 How far does one travel in a light-year? 134 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:49,248 5.8 trillion miles. 135 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:51,029 Ooh, sexy. 136 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:54,253 Uh, congratulations. 137 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:55,689 Well, we better get going. 138 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:58,518 Martin is taking me to a seminar on feminist ideology. 139 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:01,347 Seminar, yes! 140 00:05:01,431 --> 00:05:05,830 There's nothing sexier than a roomful of angry, average-looking women. 141 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:06,915 Aw. 142 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,487 Bye-bye. Ciao. 143 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:13,881 Hey, how long did you have that outfit? 144 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:16,188 Uh, I don't know. A couple weeks. 145 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:18,056 That long? That's ridiculous. 146 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,102 It is? 147 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:23,282 Look. 148 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:24,718 Ain't no daughter of mine 149 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:27,547 gonna be walking around with two-week-old clothes on. 150 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:30,333 I want you to take my credit card, 151 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,335 take my car, go down to the mall, 152 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:33,553 and buy whatever you want. 153 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:35,338 Don't worry about if you overcharge it. 154 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:38,250 Just let me know, and I'll apply for a new one. 155 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:40,949 Okay. 156 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:51,310 Well, if it ain't my beautiful baby girl! 157 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:52,529 Nick? 158 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:53,921 Come here! 159 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,235 Hey, Nick, what you doing here? 160 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:04,976 Strip club close early? 161 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,891 Oh, that's funny, Frank. 162 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:08,933 I came here to see my children! 163 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:12,110 My flesh of my flesh! 164 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:14,286 Come here, baby girl. 165 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:15,987 Whoo! 166 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:19,074 Getting more beautiful every day! 167 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:21,471 Whoo! 168 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:22,733 You know what, Frank? 169 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:24,517 At first, I was upset 170 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:28,521 when you married Suzanne and moved in with my kids. 171 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:31,263 But now, I see it as a good thing. 172 00:06:31,347 --> 00:06:34,698 What, after four years, your brain done finally start working, huh? 173 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:37,574 Oh, that's very funny, Blade. 174 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:39,663 Man! Do you have another family 175 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,839 you could go out there and abandon? 176 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:44,972 Well, you know what? It's all right. 177 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:48,019 'Cause I could be a better man! Ha! 178 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:49,757 But you will always be ugly. 179 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:52,368 Your wife don't think so. 180 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:55,505 Bam! That's right. 181 00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:58,029 Frank scores the final shot at the buzzer. 182 00:06:58,113 --> 00:07:02,509 And the final score is Frank, three, Nick, nothing! 183 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:21,574 - Todd Bridges? - Hey, Lindsey. 184 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:27,493 Mm-mm-mm! This is a really nice house. 185 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:29,977 What are you doing here? I don't understand this. 186 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:31,858 This is, like, the craziest day ever. 187 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:34,021 It's kind of like your whole world is upside down, huh? 188 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:35,240 When you look left, you look right. 189 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:36,372 When you look right, you look left. 190 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,808 When you look up, you look down. 191 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:39,375 There are tornadoes rolling all through your life. 192 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,725 It's like nothing is what it's supposed to be, right? 193 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:43,248 Wait. How did you know that? 194 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:44,507 What's going on here? 195 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,687 Lindsey, you don't know? 196 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,689 Girl, you are high. 197 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:51,253 What you talking about, Todd? 198 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:02,659 Oh, no, no! 199 00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:05,052 I can't be high! I don't get high! 200 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:07,446 You know who says that? People who are high. 201 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:10,230 And if anybody knows what it's like to be high, it's me. 202 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:12,655 Why are you dressed up as a king? 203 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:15,146 It's a projection of your subconscious. 204 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,852 You don't remember being at Amy's house, smoking Salvia? 205 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:23,024 I was? 206 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:26,926 Yes, because one minute, I was at home, 207 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:29,726 watching Lil Wayne, Attorney at Law, and then I'm here. 208 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:33,254 Lil Wayne is a lawyer? 209 00:08:33,338 --> 00:08:34,862 In your mind, I guess so. 210 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,349 Hey, how much of that stuff did you smoke? 211 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:43,523 I don't know. I didn't even want to do it. 212 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:48,062 You let your girlfriends talk you into that stuff? 213 00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:49,572 I guess so. 214 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,404 Same thing happened to me. 215 00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:55,102 You know, one time, I smoked some weed and went on an audition. 216 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:57,101 You went on an audition high? 217 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,806 I guess so, 'cause you do some dumb stuff when you're high. 218 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,111 Could they tell? 219 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,497 Well, I don't know. But all I know is, I did not get the job. 220 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,771 Well, what was it? 221 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,556 You remember E.T. The Extraterrestrial? 222 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,140 Oh, my God! You were supposed to be the kid in E.T.? 223 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,268 No, I was supposed to be E.T. 224 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:23,084 Come on. I'm gonna show you something. 225 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:25,655 - You shut up. - You shut up. 226 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:26,786 - You shut up. - You shut up. 227 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:27,874 - You shut up. - You shut up. 228 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,006 - You shut up. - You shut up. 229 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,094 - You shut up. - You shut up. 230 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:31,182 - You shut up. - You shut up. 231 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:33,837 - You shut up. - Hey, hey, hey! 232 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:36,317 How come he always gets to do what he wants, 233 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:39,843 but every time I ask for something, you say no? 234 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,377 Because you never do your work 235 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,368 around the house like I tell you to. 236 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:44,630 And I didn't say no. 237 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:45,759 I said maybe. 238 00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:47,720 Oh, no! 239 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:49,505 See, that's another effect of the drug. 240 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,189 Sometimes you get the point of view of another person. 241 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,031 I hate you! 242 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,683 I'm gonna get pregnant and become a stripper. 243 00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,469 - Hi, mom. - Dad? 244 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,105 Hey, honey, how was work? 245 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,564 Honey? Ew, Kevin, gross! 246 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:06,609 What's wrong, baby? 247 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,782 Baby! Todd, make him stop! 248 00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:10,874 I can't. 249 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:14,135 Once the drug kicks in, things just get crazier and crazier. 250 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:18,751 - Kevin! - What? 251 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,448 Why are you dressed like that? 252 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,712 I don't know. Whenever you're tripping, a rabbit shows up. 253 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,061 Don't ask me why. 254 00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:25,146 Excuse me. 255 00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:28,631 But... 256 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,151 This is not happening. 257 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,033 Jerry Springer? 258 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,818 What are you doing here? 259 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:44,034 I don't know. You're the one who's high. 260 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,910 Hey, would you like to be on my show 261 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,346 about drug-addicted teen moms? 262 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:49,910 Uh, I'm not a teen mom. 263 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,433 Not yet. 264 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:53,481 Hi, Jerry. 265 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:54,831 Hey, Todd. 266 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:57,137 - What's with the outfit? - It's not me. 267 00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,222 That's her. 268 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,272 Lindsey! 269 00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:02,836 Front and center. 270 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,844 Uncle Terrence? What are you doing here? 271 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:11,195 Even though you're about as high as two one/2 men, 272 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,936 I'm still here to protect you. 273 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,764 - Let's go. - Where are we going? 274 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:18,942 Right now, you understand the effects of drugs only on you. 275 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:22,423 I want to show you the effects of drugs on other people. 276 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:23,773 Can I do it? Can I do it? 277 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,209 Sure, Todd. 278 00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:26,427 What's that? 279 00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:29,993 Hey. 280 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,001 "We are in the car." 281 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,023 So, where are we going? 282 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:43,619 I want to show you where drugs come from. 283 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,446 But Amy said Salvia is legal. 284 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:46,752 So are movies, 285 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,493 but that don't keep people from buying 286 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:51,148 illegal bootlegs off the street. 287 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,236 It's right up there. 288 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,411 Are you sure? 289 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:54,586 Are you seriously asking me if I know 290 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:55,979 where to get drugs from? 291 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,721 Oh, yeah, you used to smoke at that house. 292 00:11:58,805 --> 00:11:59,765 And we're off. 293 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,820 Yo, pimpin', what it be like? 294 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:11,995 Kevin? 295 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,692 Oh, where I know you from, ma? 296 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:14,954 I'm your sister. 297 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,435 Oh, okay, you on that Erykah Badu trip. 298 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:18,566 I see you. I see you. 299 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,394 So, what you want? I got Adam, Eve, 300 00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:23,746 kush, chronic, snow, rain, cookies, dental floss, 301 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,966 booty juice, dub sacks, hype sticks, wedding bells. 302 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,838 What you want? I got it all. I got it all. 303 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:31,884 - You know what I'm saying? - Hey, yo, step off, juice box. 304 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,538 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 305 00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:35,018 Y'all really want to spend some money? 306 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:37,716 Y'all need to spend it with me, man. 307 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,587 Please tell me that's not my father. 308 00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,851 Hey, hey, hey, yo, Baby Zee! Come on over. 309 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,766 Ah, I got something for y'all. 310 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,460 Mmm-hmm. Watch this. 311 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:49,728 Hmm, hey. What you want, daddy? 312 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,469 Want me to tell you that's not your mother? 313 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,776 What is she doing out here dressed like that? 314 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,603 I'll explain it to you on the way home. 315 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,867 Oh, who are y'all supposed to be? 316 00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:00,565 Some kind of superhero or something? 317 00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,221 Well, Baby Zee got a whole lot of crime fighter in there. 318 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:05,657 - Whoo! - You know what I mean? 319 00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,050 Mmm-hmm. 320 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,529 So, what y'all want to do? 321 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:10,183 Give us a minute, playboy. 322 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,402 All right. 323 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,578 Y'all just go ahead and think about it. 324 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:16,146 Mm! Don't take too long. Look at that. 325 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,104 What are they doing out here? 326 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,803 Those are the people involved in the drug trade. 327 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,588 Dealers, pimps, prostitutes, tricks, 328 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:26,199 suckers, crackheads, and junkies. 329 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,723 But Kevin is only 12. 330 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,007 Well, you're only 15, and you're doing drugs. 331 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,375 Why can't he sell them? 332 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,644 So, y'all make up your minds yet? 333 00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:39,078 Kevin, you shouldn't be out here on the streets. 334 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,605 What about school? 335 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,172 What about it? I got this watch. I got these sneakers. 336 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,000 I'm good. 337 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,653 - Oh, snap! - Kevin! 338 00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,438 Let's get out of here. Did somebody get shot? 339 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,135 I don't want them saying it was me. I done been through that. 340 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,181 You have? Of course, he has. 341 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:52,704 That's why he's here. 342 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:55,141 If there's anything bad that can happen to you on drugs, 343 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:56,926 it's happened to Todd Bridges. 344 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,232 Plus, I got two warrants, so let's roll. 345 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,320 And we're off. 346 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,804 Mom, dad? 347 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,722 They're not here. 348 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,014 Can I get my bass back? 349 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,618 Todd! How much longer is this gonna last? 350 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:40,099 Let's see. You've been high now for about... 351 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,583 About seven or eight minutes. 352 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,276 Eight minutes? 353 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,974 I know it seems like a long time. 354 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,150 But see, that's one of the downsides about getting high. 355 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,456 You don't know how long you gonna be high. 356 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:52,459 I mean, it could be minutes. It could be years. 357 00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,635 And at first, it seems all fun, you know, 358 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:57,029 but then you start getting all crazy and all paranoid. 359 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,423 You know, one time, I almost shot myself in the foot 360 00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,512 because I thought it was a rat. 361 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:04,471 Anyway, you got about another two or three minutes left. 362 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,205 Why can't I get out of this house? 363 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,909 Well, technically, you're just trapped in your own mind. 364 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,479 That's it. 365 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,963 I can't take this anymore. I have got to wake up. 366 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,615 One, two... 367 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:20,397 Um, you know that's not a real can of soup, right? 368 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,278 Mom! 369 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,277 Mom! Lindsey? 370 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,937 - Mom! - Honey. 371 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,155 Oh, my God, Mom. 372 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,331 What's the matter? Sit down. 373 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:41,421 I'm so sorry. I'm so, so sorry, Mom. 374 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,105 Did somebody do something to you? 375 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,599 Because if they did, I'm gonna have to go to jail tonight. 376 00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:46,818 - No, no. - Honey, honey. 377 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,255 What happened? Just tell us. 378 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,950 I got high. 379 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,560 Lindsey! 380 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:53,912 Wow. 381 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,392 What did you do that for? 382 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,394 Have you lost your mind? 383 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:58,958 What is wrong with you, man? 384 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,315 - Lindsey! - Wow! 385 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,099 What did you do that for? 386 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,406 Have you lost your mind? 387 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,364 What is wrong with you, man? 388 00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:13,236 Lindsey, you're on drugs? 389 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,368 I can't believe you got high. 390 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,283 - Wow. - Oh, my Lord. 391 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,459 What is wrong with you, man? 392 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,418 Lindsey, you're on drugs. 393 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,502 Lindsey, you're on drugs. 394 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,422 Lindsey, you're on drugs. 395 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,424 Lindsey, you're on drugs. 396 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,426 Lindsey, you're on drugs. 397 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,428 Lindsey, you're on drugs. 398 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,343 Lindsey, you're on drugs. 399 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,171 Lindsey, you're on drugs. 400 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,868 Once you start using drugs, 401 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,696 chances are, you're not gonna stop. 402 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,307 Do you know how many lives have been cut short 403 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:42,482 because of drugs? 404 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,528 - Kurt Cobain. - Anna Nicole Smith. 405 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,791 - Jimi Hendrix. - Ol' Dirty Bastard. 406 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,488 - Chris Farley. - John Belushi. 407 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,012 Michael Jackson. 408 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,535 Now, drugs might look cool, 409 00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,841 but it ain't gonna be cool if we got to go to your funeral. 410 00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,321 I don't want to die. 411 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,146 I don't want to die. 412 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,328 Mom? Dad? 413 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:03,590 They're not here. 414 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:05,070 What? 415 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,159 What do you mean, "They're not here?" 416 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,723 Mom! Dad! 417 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,815 Somebody! 418 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:16,600 Hmm. 419 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:01,779 Where is everybody? 420 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,389 They left. 421 00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,522 See, that's another side effect of the drugs. 422 00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:08,090 Not only do you lose your mind, you lose your family. 423 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,324 But I only did it once. 424 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,832 Me too! Girl, that's all it takes. 425 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,312 Where's all the furniture? 426 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,227 Oh, that stuff? I had to sell it. 427 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,489 How was I supposed to pay for the drugs? 428 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:17,577 You did what? 429 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,144 Oh, easy now. 430 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,059 Girl, I got a lot of good stuff in here. 431 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,452 Don't worry. We gonna have some fun. 432 00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,584 You know, when you have the right kind of drugs, 433 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,195 you don't need furniture. 434 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,414 You know, one time, I slept on a pile of used diapers. 435 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:29,676 Ew! 436 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,982 Yeah, I know, but on a cold winter night, 437 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,810 those things can be pretty warm. 438 00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:35,117 Anyway, what you want? I got everything here, girl. 439 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,727 I got speed. I got coke. 440 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,555 I got crack. I got ecstasy. 441 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,165 I got heroin. Let's see. 442 00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,906 Oh, I got a tube of glue. 443 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,908 And then, I got a paper bag, 444 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,842 and a can of spray paint in case you want to go old-school. 445 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:47,955 I don't want to do any of it. 446 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,435 I just don't want to be high anymore. 447 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,437 Are you sure? Because Miley Cyrus is doing it. 448 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,222 I don't care what Miley Cyrus is doing. 449 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,856 I just want all this to be over. 450 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,530 Hold that thought. 451 00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:58,920 Oh. Sss... 452 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,314 Ooh. Mmm. 453 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,536 Hello? 454 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:07,149 Paris Hilton got caught where with a bag of what? 455 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,683 What the hell is she doing running with the bulls? 456 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,890 All right. I'll be there in a minute. 457 00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:16,375 That girl keeps me busy. 458 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,160 So, are you sure you're done messing with all that stuff? 459 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:21,076 Yes.'Cause next time, it won't be me. 460 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,816 It's gonna be Charlie Sheen. 461 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:23,991 I promise. 462 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,773 I will never do it again. I'm done. 463 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,256 All right. 464 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,863 You take care, all right? 465 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,651 Oh, uh, Todd? 466 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,740 - Yeah? - You left your bag. 467 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,767 - You on top of that, huh? - Mmm-hmm. 468 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,093 You really are done. 469 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,920 All right, see you later. 470 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,574 No, you won't. 471 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,054 No, I won't, huh? 472 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,461 Kevin! 473 00:19:58,545 --> 00:19:59,766 What? 474 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:00,985 I love you. 475 00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,469 I don't care. Leave me alone. 476 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,730 - Mom! - Hey, honey. 477 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,014 You're not a prostitute. 478 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,208 What? 479 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,213 Grandma. 480 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,258 You do realize I have a knife in my hand, don't you? 481 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,343 Yes. 482 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,132 Dad! 483 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,611 I need you to do the robot. 484 00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:19,743 What? 485 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,627 I need you to do the robot right now. 486 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,359 Lindsey, what is going on with you? 487 00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:28,792 Girl, are you high? 488 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:30,623 Yes. 489 00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:33,365 I mean, I'm not right now, but I was. 490 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:34,888 - Honey! - Whoa, what are you talking about? 491 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,278 Are you all right? 492 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,066 You got high? 493 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,503 On drugs? 494 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:42,837 Okay, I don't know what you're gonna do to her, 495 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,724 but whatever it is, 496 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,770 it's got to be ten times worse than any punishment I've ever gotten. 497 00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,641 I mean, any punishment I'm ever gonna get! 498 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:51,253 I mean, uh, unless I get high. 499 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,168 Mom, she thinks you're a prostitute. 500 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,952 Y-You called her grandma! 501 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:56,255 I mean... 34965

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