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Honey, what do you want for dinner?
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I'm eating whatever you put on my plate.
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What are you back here watching?
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I don't know.
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There's a half-naked woman dancing
on the TV in your office,
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and you don't know? How could you
not know? It's right there.
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Because before you pointed out
what was going on over there,
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I was concentrating on what
was going on over here.
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Yeah, right.
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So is this what you like now?
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Baby, it's a video channel,
okay? They play videos.
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That's one of them.
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Mmm-hm.
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Those are nice shoes though.
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Ah! I swear!
Men can be so juvenile!
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Oh, look, who starts bouncing and giggling
every time you see LL Cool J?
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Okay, cut it out, 'cause
there is a difference.
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Women look at men and imagine what would
it be like for him to want her.
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Men look at women and go get them.
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Nick!
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- Ah, get off of me!
- Stop it!
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- Kevin! Lindsey!
- Oh, break it up!
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I swear! The two of you have lost
your minds. What is going on here?
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He hit me!
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What are you doing fighting a girl like that,
man? What is wrong with you?
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Nothing is wrong with me.
She hit me first, so I hit her back.
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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- So how did we get to the fighting?
- She hit me.
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The only reason why I hit him
was because he took my phone
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and locked it with a password,
and he still won't tell me what the password is.
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Why is it okay for her to hit me,
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but when I hit her back,
I get in trouble?
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Because boys aren't supposed to hit girls.
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Are you crazy? Just because boys aren't supposed
to hit girls doesn't mean they won't.
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Just because people aren't supposed to
run red lights doesn't mean they won't.
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Just because banks aren't supposed to give
people money for homes they can't afford,
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leaving them with loans they can't
pay back with money they don't have
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and end up crashing the economy
doesn't mean that they won't.
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Okay, the point is, Lindsey,
we don't want you walking around here thinking
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that it's ever okay for you
to hit anybody for any reason,
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because they just might hit you back.
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But he was losing.
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That's because he's 12.
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Try that when he's 20, and the head's
gonna be in the other lock.
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What are you talking about?
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Look, Kevin, give your sister the password,
so she can fix her phone.
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I don't know what it is.
I just hit some random numbers.
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Can we go to the mall
so I can get them to reset it?
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- I'll take you this weekend.
- This weekend?
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What am I supposed to do until then?
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Lindsey, there are phones in this
house, and you have email.
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You act like you're trapped in a mine.
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Those miners had cellphones.
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Okay, this is crazy.
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We have two kids who cannot get along.
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I know how to fix this.
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You two are gonna become the defiant ones.
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The defiant what?
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You're gonna learn to depend on
each other for your survival.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means that anything you want to do,
Lindsey is gonna have to do it with you
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and vice versa, or else it won't get done.
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What if I have to go to the bathroom?
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Well, I expect your brother to be standing
his post outside the door.
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You guys can't get along the easy way,
you're gonna have to learn to work together
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the hard way.
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So everything I do, he has to do with me?
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Exactly.
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From now on, you two are
attached at the hip,
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like rappers and gunshots,
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politicians and apologies,
Oprah and Gayle.
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Okay, you better wipe that look
off your face, young lady.
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Otherwise, the two of you can go back in that
room and beat the hell out of each other
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and whoever comes out, that'll be our kid.
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I'm sorry.
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Don't apologize to me.
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Apologize to your brother for hitting him.
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I'm sorry.
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Kevin, what do you
have to say to your sister?
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I'm sorry.
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So, what now?
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I don't know,
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but you two are gonna sit right
here and figure it out together.
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I like this idea, honey.
It's kind of like a little marriage.
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It's exactly like a marriage.
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Make two people stay in a room together
and fight till they die.
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Come on.
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Kevin, hey.
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Where's Lindsey?
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I don't know. She was here
when I fell asleep.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What's this?
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I see a little boy sitting in the chair
while your sister is in the bathroom.
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So that means...
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I think you should be sitting
in front of that bathroom.
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- I was asleep.
- I don't care.
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I told you, you guys have
to do everything together.
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You sleep, she sleeps. She gets up,
you get up. She itches, you scratch.
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Nick, that last one doesn't
really make any sense.
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Whose side are you on? He knows what
I'm talking about, right? Son?
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Can I have pancakes for breakfast?
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Don't ask me, ask your sister.
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Do we really have to do this?
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Were you really in a headlock?
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Well, if she doesn't want pancakes,
can I have cereal?
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You still don't understand
how this works, do you?
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I do!
No, no, no, no.
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Obviously, you don't, because if you did,
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you'd be standing outside that bathroom
door asking your sister these questions.
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Bye-bye, now.
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The President will focus on...
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Hello. Is it safe?
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Are you gonna do that every
time you come back here?
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I don't know. Are you gonna be watching
strippers every time I come back here?
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Hey, don't look at the strippers!
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Obviously, this is important to you.
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What I want to know is,
why does it bother you so much?
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You're so smart.
Why don't you tell me?
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Okay, I will.
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It bothers you 'cause you're jealous.
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Oh, please.
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Okay, you know,
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would you be so angry if I was watching
a female event planner?
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- No.
- Exactly.
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Because you feel really comfortable
in your ability to plan,
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but a sexy woman in five-inch
heels dancing on a pole?
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Oh, it bothers you
because you can't do it.
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You know, for somebody who wasn't watching,
you sure remember a lot of the details.
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Oh, don't try to flip this on me. Look,
I love you. I think you're beautiful.
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Now, if you want to think I think
something else, that's on you.
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Can you change it to B.E.T.?
Video pole is on.
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And I'm keeping your remote.
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I don't care.
I like cartoons.
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So you think it's reasonable for a
man to have a pole in his house?
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I don't think it's unreasonable.
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No decent woman would date a man
who had a pole in his house.
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See, that's your problem right there.
You think men want to date decent women.
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Oh, my god. You!
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Don't judge. When I'm dancing on the pole,
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I want them to enjoy me as much as I
enjoy them. Plus, it's good exercise.
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Serena Williams didn't get
that body by pole dancing.
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One, you don't know that.
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Two, have you ever tried it?
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- Of course not.
- Then you don't know
what you're talking about.
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Well, I don't have to try stabbing myself
in the hand to know it's a bad idea.
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Hand stabbing and pole dancing
are two different things.
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Gigi, for me it's simple.
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I don't want Nick to like watching women
on a pole, so why should I do it?
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He already likes it. So why don't you
let him like the pole dancer in you?
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Because there isn't one.
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There's one in all of us.
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Now, listen. Why don't you come to my pole
dancing class with me tomorrow night?
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I can still get you on the list.
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- You take a class?
- Oh, yes.
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I have seen amateurs on the pole,
and it always ends badly.
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You know the best way not to bust
your butt falling off a pole?
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Don't get on it in the first place.
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You are so predictable.
You know what you need to do?
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You need to step out of your box,
turn it upside down,
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and get on top of your box and pole dance.
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Hey. Okay, I'm just trying
to help you out.
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What are you stupid?
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I told her the truth.
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Listen, man, you got to make a
choice and be consistent, okay?
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Either you tell a woman the truth
all the time and never lie,
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or you lie all the time
and never tell her the truth.
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It's mixing them up
is what gets you in trouble.
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All I was doing was working,
and the TV just happened to be on that station.
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Just 'cause you might be right doesn't
make that the right thing to say.
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What if the situation was reversed?
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You mean, like, she was watching
some man dance on a pole?
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What if you came in and Suzanne
was watching some Maxwell Video?
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Well, I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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I mean, shoot, I'd probably light a
candle and ask her to turn it up.
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Fine. What if you caught Suzanne
staring at Mark Zuckerberg?
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Oh, that nerdy little dude?
Why would she be looking at him?
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Because you know and I know that that nerdy
little dude is a billionaire, and you are...
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Um... not!
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You've got a point.
You happy?
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Eh. Are you?
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I don't know why
you're being so difficult.
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Difficult? You think
I like not eating?
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Then, please, I'm starving.
Just pick something to eat, and we'll eat it.
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But tomorrow,
I get to pick.
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Deal. I want a hot dog.
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Hot dog it is.
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Kevin, if you would just work with me,
instead of against me,
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we could both get what we want.
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- How so?
- Like, if you go to the mall with me today
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to get my phone unlocked,
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I'll do what you want later.
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Okay, but you have to
come with me to Troy's house
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for our video game tournament tomorrow.
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- Fine.
- Just like that?
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- Just like that.
- But I have to warn you.
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His room smells like
sweat socks and salami.
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Oh, kind of like yours.
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Mmm, something smells good!
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Dinner. Not that you deserve it.
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I'm sorry, okay?
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You are?
For what?
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I understand why me having
that video on bothered you.
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I get it.
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Look, I love you.
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And I don't want you to ever confuse
what's playing in the video
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with what I'm looking for.
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Well, thank you.
I really appreciate that.
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And for the record, I can do everything
you see in those videos.
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Oh, really?
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Yes, really.
Just because I don't
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doesn't mean I can't.
I can go there if I want to.
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Well, how come you haven't
gone there before?
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'Cause I will gladly trade every video
chick I've ever seen for the real deal.
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Well, maybe I haven't had
a good enough reason to.
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Oh, okay. You know, I see where
this is going. Look, baby,
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you make it hot like summer, and big daddy
will make it rain like it's spring.
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Oh, oh, look at them birds. They flyin'.
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Okay, okay. Pick up your
money, dollar bill.
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Okay, that's not what I want.
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Fine, name your price.
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I'll dance for you if you buy me those shoes
that girl was wearing in that video.
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Deal. How much are they?
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Let's just say, they're worth it.
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Shall we set a date?
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How about Friday?
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Hmm, I am looking forward to it.
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Mmm, and just out of curiosity, Mmm-hm?
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Where were you going
with that stack of ones?
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I was gonna feed the kids in Africa.
Just a dollar a day.
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Helping 'em out.
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Good morning.
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- Hey, okay.
- Yeah?
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Please tell me you can still get
me into that pole dancing class.
237
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,816
- What?
- Nick challenged me to dance for him,
238
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:10,904
and in return, he is gonna get me a pair...
239
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,431
Of these.
240
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:14,737
- Those?
- Those.
241
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:15,952
- These?
- Yes!
242
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:22,222
Um, don't take this the wrong way,
but can I dance with you?
243
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,397
Gigi, no.
244
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:24,790
- After you?
- No!
245
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,923
- Before you?
- No!
246
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,665
Damn! I mean, you haven't even danced yet,
and he's already getting you those?
247
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,449
So can you get me in or not?
248
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,843
Well, I don't know. It wouldn't
have been a problem yesterday,
249
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,323
but classes fill up on the day of.
250
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,716
- Oh, no.
- Wait,
251
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,892
does this mean we're not getting those?
252
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:43,243
I mean, you know, well, why don't you just
come down? I'll figure out something.
253
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,720
I just have one request.
254
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,636
Yes, you can wear the shoes.
255
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,118
Once... a month.
256
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,297
- That's it.
- Okay!
257
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,529
Hey! Remember the defiant ones?
258
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:11,054
Doing that is what got us in
this mess in the first place.
259
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,838
- Now change it back.
- No.
260
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:16,059
My phone is still locked, and until
that gets fixed, the deal is off.
261
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:19,802
Okay, whatever. I'm going to Troy's house,
and I suggest you find your way over there,
262
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:23,186
because if Mom and Dad find out we're
not together, we both go down.
263
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,723
Do me a favor and get
kidnapped on the way.
264
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,764
If I do, you better get kidnapped too.
265
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,566
- Hey.
- Hey.
266
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:48,004
Babe, I'm going out for a bit.
I have a couple errands to run.
267
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,657
Okay, have you seen the kids?
268
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,991
- They're probably upstairs.
- I'll check on them.
269
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:54,224
Hey, honey?
Good job with that.
270
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:57,883
Thank you. I try.
271
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:01,104
Oh, and I sent you an email
of the shoes I want.
272
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,638
When you see the price,
don't have a heart attack.
273
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:07,066
Oh, well, if you can dance
as good as you say you can,
274
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:10,635
the price of the shoes
ain't gonna matter, girl.
275
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:13,638
Uh-huh.
And what if I can't?
276
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,814
Well, we're taking them back
and sending you to Payless.
277
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:21,820
Right around.
278
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,082
Mm-hmm.
I got that.
279
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,766
- You got it, right?
- Love it.
280
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:25,821
Excuse me.
281
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:28,650
- So?
- It's cool.
282
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,742
- Hey, Brenda.
- Hi.
283
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,223
So this is my boss
and best friend, Suzanne,
284
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,268
and she's the one that wants
to learn to pole dance.
285
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,314
- Well, nice to meet you, Suzanne.
- Nice to meet you.
286
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,011
Do you have any experience pole dancing?
287
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:42,101
Uh, no. But I think
I have a handle on it.
288
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,234
All right, well, let's see where you are
289
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,888
- and where we can take you.
- Okay.
290
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,803
- Okay, okay, be careful.
- I will.
291
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,414
So here's the pole.
292
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:53,678
- Okay.
- Consider this your new dance partner.
293
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:54,766
He is all yours.
294
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,029
Okay.
295
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,211
Wow!
296
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,929
- Whoa!
- What!
297
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:36,761
Wow!
298
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:46,992
Well, on that note, ladies,
class is dismissed.
299
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:50,169
How the hell did you just do that?
300
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,475
I don't know.
301
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,173
I looked some stuff up
on the internet today.
302
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,088
I didn't want to come
in here and look stupid.
303
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,611
Well, you didn't look stupid.
304
00:15:57,695 --> 00:16:01,398
Wow! Somebody wasn't
showing all of their cards.
305
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,965
Were you trying to make me look bad?
306
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,010
No! I'm trying to win a bet.
307
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,359
I heard.
308
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:08,057
Brenda, I have a favor, it's a big one.
309
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:10,581
- Sure.
- Can I borrow your studio?
310
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:13,453
I want to give my husband his treat
in the proper environment,
311
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,673
and we don't have a pole
at home. We have kids.
312
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,980
I hear that,
I have kids too,
313
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,852
and we had to take ours down.
We couldn't deal with all of the questions.
314
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:23,536
Oh, why didn't you just
tell them you were a fireman?
315
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,865
Hey, Dad.
316
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:36,085
Hey, Kevin.
317
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,608
Where's Lindsey?
318
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:39,653
Lindsey? Where is Lindsey?
319
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:43,396
Well, uh, I stepped outside,
and she was behind me,
320
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,485
so technically, we were together,
321
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:48,140
but then, you know, when I turned
around to come back inside,
322
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,359
she... she wasn't...
323
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:52,057
- There you are!
- Yes, here I am.
324
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,103
You were outside for, like,
a whole minute or something.
325
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,801
- I know.
- Are you ready to play the game?
326
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,630
Yeah, but I told you to meet
me out front, not upstairs.
327
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,063
Oh, my bad.
328
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,547
But here we are.
329
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:06,028
Here we are. And the game is in there.
330
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,377
So we're gonna go...Play the game.
331
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,682
- Play... play the game.
- Yeah.
332
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,032
- Yeah.
- Together.
333
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,987
Hold up.
334
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,820
"Oh, there you are!
335
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,257
"Oh, my goodness!
I was coming to see you."
336
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:20,520
"Hey, Dad,
I was just outside,
337
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,392
"and we just stepped out,
and, oh, come on,
338
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,915
"let's go play the game."
339
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:27,310
Look, I don't know when
you think I was born,
340
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,355
but it wasn't yesterday.
341
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:32,402
You guys really think you
could fool me that easily?
342
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,360
What do you mean?
343
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:37,233
You know you weren't together,
and I know you weren't together,
344
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,318
were you?
345
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,582
- No.
- But we wanted to be.
346
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,720
Why it took you guys this long to
figure out how to work together,
347
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,809
I have no idea,
348
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,808
but you did, and I'm proud of you.
349
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,596
Really?
350
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,859
Fighting each other isn't
gonna get you anything.
351
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:57,427
Look, you're brother and sister.
352
00:17:57,511 --> 00:18:01,866
If we don't do anything else in this house,
we show each other love. Understood?
353
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,041
Yes.
354
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,425
Now give each other a hug.
355
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,438
So does this mean
I can do my own thing?
356
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,918
Punishment is officially over.
357
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,091
Thank you.
358
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,618
- Hey, Kev.
- Yeah.
359
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:17,316
Look, the next time you find yourself
sneaking back into the house,
360
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,884
Hm-hmm?why don't you try using
the back door?
361
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,927
You know, I thought about that,
but it just felt too obvious.
362
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,984
So, are you excited?
363
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,204
Oh, I am.
364
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:38,511
By the way, those shoes look great.
365
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:41,906
I guess this means you knew all
along I was going to win.
366
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:44,604
Whether you won or lost,
you still were gonna get the shoes.
367
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,737
You're so sweet.
368
00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:50,262
And I figured if you're gonna dance for me,
I might as well get the sexiest version.
369
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:53,700
Ooh, honey.
And that you will.
370
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:56,442
Ooh!
371
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,451
Ooh. Ooh.
372
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,714
Ooh.
373
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:25,123
Ow! Nick!
374
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,757
- I guess I should have kept the receipt.
- Ow! My ankle!
375
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,398
Kevin, any idea how much longer
you're gonna be playing?
376
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,531
Oh, I can stop now if you have
something you want to watch.
377
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,402
Oh, no, that's okay. I could
just TiVo it in Mom's room
378
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:44,708
and then watch it when you're done.
379
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,797
- Are you sure? It's not a big deal.
- It's fine.
380
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:49,669
Well, hey, I didn't get a chance
to thank you for covering for me.
381
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,581
No problem. Call me when you're done.
382
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,891
- Lindsey.
- Yeah?
383
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,195
- Do you have your phone on you?
- Yeah.
384
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,859
You knew it all along?
385
00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:06,944
I guess I did.
386
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,254
Mom, Lindsey hit me.
387
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,339
Hey!
388
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:12,950
Oh, not again.
389
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:23,486
What are you doing, baby? The doctor said
you're supposed to stay off your feet.
390
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,314
Well, I have to get around.
391
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:30,014
- What's funny?
- Oh.
392
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,321
I paid all that money for them shoes,
393
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,236
and then watching them fly across the room
394
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,672
just seconds after you put them on.
395
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,910
It reminded me of that George
Bush press conference.
396
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,768
Nick, it's not funny.
397
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:48,380
Oh, look, maybe I can find a video
of a girl giving a guy a lap dance.
398
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:51,949
Maybe then you can double down
on some designer crutches.
399
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,433
You know what? Don't make
an offer you can't keep,
400
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,476
because a pair of crutches will
not stop me from getting low.
401
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,174
Oh, drop it like it's broke!
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