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Hey, Gigi.
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Nick, I need you to help me with my shoe.
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Sure. Kevin!
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Come help Gigi with her shoe.
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Thank you.
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What's that?
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I don't know.
What's for dinner?
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Chinese. Did you look in the bag?
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You said, "Chinese."
Is that correct?
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No. Suzanne Kingston-Persons.
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Thank you.
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Who are you talking to?
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Automated shipping.
I hate it.
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You said, "Hate it."
Is that correct?
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Yes.
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I saw that.
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Kevin, I need your help.
I need to fix the heel on this shoe.
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You can fix a shoe heel?
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You can if they cost $1,500.
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Whoa, you paid $1,500 for a pair of shoes?
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No. No.
Look in my trunk.
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There's a box that says,
"Emergency shoe kit."
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Give me the drill with the one/16 inch bit
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and a one one/2 inch flat
wood screw and some epoxy.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Kevin, what did you just say to me?
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"Yes, ma'am"?
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Kevin...
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"Ma'am"?
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Um, how old do you think I am?
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I don't know. 40?
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Are you okay?
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Get the box.
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Should we deliver your package to
your home or business address?
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I'm still home.
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You said, "Home."
Is that correct?
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- Man, this is good.
- What?
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Good, your package will be delivered
to your home. Goodbye.
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No, no, no! Damn!
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Nick! Lindsey!
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What'd we do?
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Nothing.
It's not your fault.
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So who are you talking to?
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- No one.
- Really?
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Would this be the same no one
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you were on the phone giggling
with till almost midnight?
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- You heard that?
- No, I tapped your phone.
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Please, tell me you're joking.
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Why would I tell you that?
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Hang up now.
Just do it!
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Honey, can you stay here
tomorrow and get my package?
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No.
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Why not? You said you were gonna
be in the office all day.
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Doing my job. You have an
assistant. Let her assist.
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Fine.
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Hope you don't need my assistance later.
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Gigi.
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Yeah.
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I need you to stay here tomorrow.
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I accidentally had our package delivered
here instead of the office.
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Yeah.
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Gigi.
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Yeah.
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What happened?
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Well, first, I broke a heel,
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and then your son, he...
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Did Kevin do something?
Kevin!
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Nope, nope, no.
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You keep that boy away from me.
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Mom, can I go to a football
party this week?
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Football season is over.
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Maybe it's a party
to celebrate that it's over.
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It's not an actual game.
Its video games.
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- We play NFL 2011,
girls versus boys. It's fun.
- Hmm.
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Lindsey, since when do you like football?
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For a while.
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Really? Name one football player.
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Ochocinco.
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All right, name one football player
you haven't seen on a reality show.
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Ocho... cuatro?
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Right. Who is he?
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Who is who?
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Do women talk to each other
like this all the time?
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Pretty much. I just try to stay out of it.
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Fine, play dumb.
No, you can't go.
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All right, all right.
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His name is Cedric.
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So, tell me about this Cedric.
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Is he an entertainer?
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Shut up.
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He's on the football team.
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He listens.
He's the best dresser.
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Does he wear hats and vests?
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Shut up.
He's a senior.
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You guys would love him.
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Nick, what do you think?
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She can go out with him,
but we have to meet him first.
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Thank you! Thank you!
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Oh, no.
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Gigi.
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- Gigi!
- What?
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You missed the package.
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Oh, oh, Suzanne,
I'm sorry.
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It's just, I drank
too much wine last night.
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Okay, what is going on with you?
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I'm getting old.
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No, you're not.
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Then why did Kevin call me "ma'am"?
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He's supposed to.
He's being polite.
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And you're getting older,
but you're not old.
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You know, look at this.
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What's that? A mole.
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I'll get it.
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I'll get it.
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I got it.
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Okay.
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Mr. and Mrs. Kingston-Persons?
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- Hi.
- I'm Cedric.
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What's your last name,
Abdul-Jabbar?
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Have a seat.
Lindsey will be down.
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I found this slip on your door.
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Damn!
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You guys have a wonderful home.
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How tall are you?
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I'm six'2".
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Stand up.
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Oh, no, you ain't no six'2".
I'm six'2".
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How old are you?17.
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Nick, come on.
Have a seat.
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Cedric, Lindsey tells me
you're with the football team.
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What are you, the goalpost?
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No, actually,
I'm a punter,
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but I had to sit out this past
season 'cause I tore my ACL.
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From what, a growth spurt?
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- Hey, Cedric.
- Hey, Linds.
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Hey.
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- Wow, I love that dress.
- Thanks.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Come here. Come here.
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Bring it in here.
Turn around.
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What, you into short people
or something, man?
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Nick, stop it.
Come on, now.
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All right, you two go on. Be safe.
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- And don't touch her.
- Mom.
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Ten o'clock, young lady.
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It was nice to meet you guys.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Did you see how tall
that dude was? Oh, my god.
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Yeah.
But he seemed nice.
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- Mm-hmm.
- It looks like he likes her.
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You're kidding me.
You didn't see that?
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See what?
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Nick, he's gay.
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Wait a minute. Are we
talking about the same guy?
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The young man who just
left with your daughter.
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How is he gay?
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Did you see that sweater and that "Murse"?
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A sweater and a bag
does not make a man gay.
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Well, that ensemble was certainly
giving it a shot.
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The boy's a football player.
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You're right, Nick.
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There are no gay football players.
That's impossible.
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I'm trying to figure this out,
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because you cannot be
that tall and be gay.
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I'll call RuPaul and let him know.
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When Lindsey came downstairs, he said,
"I love that dress."
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She looked good in it.
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Exactly. You said,
"She looked good in it."
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He said, "I love that dress."
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You cannot accuse a man of being gay
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because of a slip of the tongue.
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It's not an accusation.
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She's going out with him.
I just think she should know.
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Well, what are you gonna do?
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I mean, you just can't come up to the
boy and say, "Hey, are you gay?"
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I don't know.
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Maybe you should give him a test.
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See if he likes E.
Lynn Harris or Cher.
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What do you know about E. Lynn Harris?
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Nothing.
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I hope Cedric is gay.
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Then we won't have to worry about Lindsey
ending up on 16 and pregnant.
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What do you know about 16 and pregnant?
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Nothing.
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So, I can't call Gigi "ma'am" anymore?
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Right.
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I thought
I was being polite.
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- You were.
- But women don't like that.
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Because they're crazy.
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What have you been telling him?
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Nothing. We talk.
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Kevin, women are not crazy.
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Kevin.
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Sorry... sir.
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Just end your sentences with no reference
to gender. Can you do that?
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Yes.
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Go brush your teeth.
Your breath stinks.
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I already did.
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- Hey.
- Hey, sweetheart.
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You have fun yesterday?
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It was okay.
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Why just okay?
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It just seemed like Cedric
was more interested
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in video games than me.
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If you play video games with a guy,
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video games will always win.
Try doing something else.
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Actually, he did ask me to go
to the mall with him, but...
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Shopping?
That's nice.
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Did he ask you to go shopping,
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or did he ask you to go to the mall?
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Because there's a lot of things
you could do at the mall
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besides shopping. I mean,
there are restaurants, movies...
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I don't know.
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Can I go?
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- Sure.
- Thanks.
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What?
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Nothing. She's going to the mall,
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to go shopping.
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But I left the slip on the door,
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and they still didn't leave the package.
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Did I check what box? Yes.
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Did I sign the line next to the box?
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No.
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Fine, I'll pick it up tomorrow.
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After 11:00.
Thank you.
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Oh, my god.
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You got a speeding ticket
for doing 60 miles an hour
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in a 35-mile-per-hour zone?
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I did not get a ticket
because I was doing 60
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in a 35-mile-per-hour zone.
I got a ticket 'cause I'm old.
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Hey, Mr. Kingston-Persons.
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- Hey, Cedric. Did Kevin let you in?
- Yeah.
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All right.
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Why would he ask me
if I knew D.L. Hughley?
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He does that.
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- Does Lindsey know you're here?
- Yeah.
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Well, you know how it is with women.
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- It could take them forever.
- I know, right?
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So you guys are going to the mall, huh?
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Grab a bite to eat?
Watch a movie? Hit the arcade?
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I mean, I don't know about all that.
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We're probably just
gonna do a little shopping.
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Shopping?
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I like that shirt, man.
Where'd you get that?
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Are you gay?
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So?
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Why would you ask me if I was gay?
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Look, you got to understand
something here.
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Now, excuse me if it seems like
I'm overreacting a little,
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- but bear with me, okay?
- Okay.
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Now, for the record, I'm a heterosexual
man. All right?
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Now, if someone, for some reason,
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asked me if I was gay,
what do you think I'd say?
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I don't think it's any of their business.
260
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,799
I know.
261
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:11,108
But if someone whose opinion
was important to me asked,
262
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,240
I would tell them that I am not gay,
263
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,808
because I would want them
to know that I am straight,
264
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:16,893
because I am.
265
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,156
So with that in mind...
266
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,469
Yeah, I'm gay.
267
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,950
Okay, thank you.
268
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,255
Do you have a problem with it?
269
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:29,340
With you being gay?
270
00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,955
- Yeah.
- No.
271
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,239
But I do have a problem.
272
00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:35,915
Have you told Lindsey?
273
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,700
I mean, what difference does it make?
We're just friends.
274
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,180
Come on, man.
You know what I mean.
275
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:43,354
She likes you, but you
don't like her like that.
276
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:44,750
So?
277
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,274
So in a minute, she's gonna be asking,
278
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,146
"Why doesn't Cedric like me?"
279
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,975
She's gonna wonder if it's
her hair or her clothes,
280
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,064
if she's not cute enough or smart enough.
281
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,109
Yeah, no. I see what you're saying.
282
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:58,068
If you're gonna be friends,
just be friends,
283
00:11:58,152 --> 00:11:59,153
but don't half-step.
284
00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:01,784
Do you like her for who she is?
285
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:03,464
Yeah.
286
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,448
Well, let her like you for who you are.
287
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,340
Can we still go shopping, though?
288
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:11,995
You promise not to buy
a shirt like I have on?
289
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,605
I don't know.
That's a nice shirt.
290
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,256
What color is that, mauve?
291
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,220
So did Lindsey go to the mall with Cedric?
292
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,097
He's gay, okay?
293
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:30,709
I knew it! I knew it!
Mm, mm, mm!
294
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:33,146
You act like you just won the lottery.
295
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,800
No, it's just... Okay,
296
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:37,063
I know a gay man when I see one.
297
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,762
In my line of work, you have
to be able to read people,
298
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,589
to listen between the lines,
299
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,273
to know who people really are,
what they really want,
300
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,828
and what they're really saying.
301
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:48,335
You can tell that from him
talking about Lindsey's dress?
302
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:52,557
Yep. So did you talk to Lindsey?
303
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:55,299
No, but I told him he has to tell her.
304
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,533
So how did you find out?
305
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,432
I asked, and he told.
306
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:01,215
Wow. I'm really proud of you, honey.
307
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,307
Why's that?
308
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:06,141
Because a lot of straight men
are threatened by gay men,
309
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:09,571
and I think it's stupid,
but you've handled this really well.
310
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,098
Can I ask you a question?
311
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,314
Yeah, what's that?
312
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:16,840
Why'd you buy me this shirt?
313
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,330
Well, you're back to your old self.
314
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:29,637
Well, you know, I've come to terms
with the fact that we all age.
315
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:32,463
You know, it's part of life.
It's no big deal.
316
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,117
Mm-hmm.
317
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,511
What's his name?
318
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,953
For the sake of this conversation,
319
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:43,561
let's just call him "23."
320
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,002
Ooh, 23?
321
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,786
Twenty-three, baby!
322
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:50,873
Next.
323
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:52,835
Hi.
324
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,401
How can I assist you today?
325
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,490
I've had a little trouble
getting my package.
326
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,841
You see, originally,
I wanted it sent to my office...
327
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,361
Can I see your receipt?
328
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:03,712
- Mm.
- What?
329
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,544
You're out of control.
330
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:07,893
Ah! I know.
331
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:10,374
Okay, you can't pick your package up
332
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,159
until it's off the truck after 4:00 p.m.
333
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,508
4:00?
334
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:17,120
You can wait, or you could come back.
335
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,004
But they're gonna bring it back here?
336
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,384
Yes.
337
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,342
Well, then
I'll wait over there.
338
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,688
Okay. Next.
339
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:26,564
Oh!
340
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,435
Okay, now you...
341
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,869
Okay, so I got to go.
342
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,529
I don't understand why
we have to sit here all day.
343
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,163
I could be doing something else.
344
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,099
"I could be doing something else."
345
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,058
What, you think this is fun for me?
346
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,016
You think I enjoy sitting here all day
347
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,019
listening to you cackle
to your 23-year-old boy toy?
348
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,108
At least you've got somebody who's 23.
349
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,588
You want to know what I got?
350
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,764
- I got hemorrhoids
from pushing out two kids.
- Ew.
351
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:56,724
I got an assistant who every
67 minutes and 13 seconds,
352
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,074
says, "I'm hungry."
353
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,641
I've got a chair that
faintly reeks of urine.
354
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,861
But what I don't got is my package,
355
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,245
and I'm gonna get it today.
356
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:05,905
Suzanne.
357
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,171
What?
358
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,778
It's four o'clock, so...Oh.
359
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,003
Next.
360
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:17,920
Hi. Has this package
been retrieved off the truck
361
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,054
that was supposed
to be here at four o'clock?
362
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,632
This package was signed for
at the delivery address
363
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:39,506
by a Nick Kingston-Persons
at 11:12 a.m. this morning.
364
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:42,074
What? You're telling me that the package
365
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,859
I've been sitting here waiting for all day
366
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,119
was sent to my house five hours ago?
367
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:47,729
Next.
368
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,015
- Oh, hey.
- What's up, man?
369
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,956
Lindsey, your boyfriend's here!
370
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,226
Cedric, quick question.
371
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,488
Yeah?
372
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:05,576
Can you sing?
373
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,186
Yeah, I suppose, a little.
374
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,796
Can you dance?
375
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,430
Yeah, I'm pretty good, actually.
376
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:13,320
So would it be fair to say
that people find you...
377
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:15,365
Entertaining?
378
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:17,802
Yeah, I guess.
379
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:19,848
Cool.
380
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,686
- Hey, Cedric.
- Hey, Linds.
381
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,079
I didn't know you were coming.
382
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,907
You know, I just wanted
to come by and talk to you.
383
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:36,041
Oh, cool. Well, do you want
to hang out in my room?
384
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,348
Uh, maybe we should just stay here, right?
385
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,738
Oh, no, it's cool,
as long as the door is open.
386
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:43,611
Come on.
387
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,535
Whoa, whoa, Linds.
388
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:52,620
- What is it?
- Um...
389
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,544
I need to tell you something.
390
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,018
I am gay.
391
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,633
- You're gay?
- Yeah.
392
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:03,939
Come on, true story?
393
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,024
True story.
394
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:09,071
Wow. Okay. Well,
395
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,465
that explains a few things.
396
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,600
Like what?
397
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:16,038
Like, I've been trying to get you
to kiss me for, like, a week,
398
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,736
and I was like, "Seriously,
does my breath stink or what?"
399
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,270
No, your breath doesn't stink.
400
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:22,696
Why didn't you tell me before?
401
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,330
I just kind of thought you knew.
402
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,961
How would I know that?
403
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,224
Nobody knows what anybody is anymore,
404
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,791
unless you put out a sex tape.
405
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,748
I can't believe this.
I'm in the friend zone.
406
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:38,016
If you want to be. I mean,
if you don't, that's cool.
407
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,972
I'm not gonna not be your
friend because you're gay,
408
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,630
but I am a little pissed.
409
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:45,614
I'm sorry. I should have just told you.
410
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:46,674
That's fine.
411
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:57,337
Well, you owe me a movie.
412
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:58,860
Deal.
413
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:03,952
I'll see you at school.
414
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:05,736
Bye.
415
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:09,610
Hi, sweetheart.
416
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,093
Hi.
417
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,178
Was that Cedric?
418
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,310
Yep.
419
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,878
So, how are things going?
420
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:19,663
He's gay.
421
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,104
What? He is?
422
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,671
You knew? How come you didn't tell me?
423
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:25,890
Who says that I knew?
424
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,411
The big fake, "He is?"
425
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:32,505
Well, okay, honey,
I wasn't sure.
426
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,594
Well, when did you find out?
427
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:37,728
Suspected day one, confirmed last night.
428
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,599
But I had your father talk to him.
429
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:40,992
Oh, no.
430
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:44,474
No, sweetheart, it's gonna be okay.
431
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:47,520
Your dad just wanted to make
sure that Cedric told you.
432
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:48,605
Thanks.
433
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,131
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
434
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,699
Suzanne, I got your package.
435
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,966
You couldn't call and tell me that?
436
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:13,938
Good morning.
437
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,154
Good morning.
438
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:21,032
Okay, what's wrong?
439
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,164
I broke up with him.
440
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,339
- 23?
- Yes.
441
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:24,731
What happened?
442
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,603
Well, apparently,
he only dates older women,
443
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,257
and the only reason he was dating me
444
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,191
is because he thought
I was in my 30s.
445
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:32,739
You are in your 30s.
446
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,264
Yeah, but I thought he thought
I was in my 20s.
447
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,222
Why are you freaking out about this?
448
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:40,486
Well, the other evening when I was
picking up your Chinese food,
449
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,009
I ran into the running back.
450
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,490
- The one you dated in college.
- Yes.
451
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:47,014
He's been playing pro ball
for the past ten years.
452
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:49,843
He just retired, and he's only 35.
453
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:52,194
He was walking around
like his life was over,
454
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,891
and mine has barely started.
455
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:57,503
And I was so shocked, I stepped
in a grate, broke my heel,
456
00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,766
and I came over here,
and Kevin called me "ma'am,"
457
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,809
and then he said he thought I was fo...
458
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,473
He said he thought
I was f...
459
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,773
He said he thought
I was 40.
460
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,388
- Gigi.
- What?
461
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:15,608
Kevin thinks everyone grown is 40.
462
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:19,566
Watch this. Kevin! Can you
come down here, please?
463
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,492
Yes.
464
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:32,448
Kevin, how old is Beyonce?
465
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,189
I don't know. 40?
466
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,629
How about Rihanna?
467
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:39,371
About 40, I guess.
468
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:43,680
Okay, well, let me just
get this straight, okay?
469
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:47,246
You think I'm the same age as Rihanna?
470
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,030
I guess so.
471
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,424
Come here.
472
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,475
I love you.
473
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,825
Gigi, let him go.
You're gonna choke him.
474
00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,436
Oh, Mom, that's okay.
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