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Hey, honey.Hey.
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What you workin' on?
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Uh, wedding invitations
for two optometrists.
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I need to finish another
hundred of these things.
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What is this?
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Oh, it's called
micro-calligraphy.
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How's anybody
supposed to read that?
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We put a magnifier on top.
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Nice, right?
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Wow.
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If I'd have known
you could make
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something this small
look this big,
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I'd have got you a smaller
ring in one of these boxes.
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Aren't you supposed
to be working?
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I wanted to talk to you
about me getting
a new SUV for work.
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Okay, what's wrong
with the old one?
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Uh, I need something
more practical
than that pimpmobile.
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Nick, don't you remember
we just bought a new house?
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We haven't even been
on a honeymoon yet.
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I need this, Suzanne.
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Okay. Hold on.
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You see this?
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This is a giant pile of bills.
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Of course, it looks giant.
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You're wearing
magnifying goggles.
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Electric, gas,
water, insurance.
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Ooh! "Urgent
and confidential."
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We owe so much on this one,
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they won't even
tell us what it is.
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That's it? No?
Just like that?
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[SIGHS] It is not
just like that.
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Nick, we don't have
any extra money,
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so you're just gonna
have to unpimp your ride.
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet? ♪
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You know, I'm glad
I got married,
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but I don't know
if I can get used to asking
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if I can spend my own money.
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It's on.[WEAPONS FIRING ON TV]
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She's got reasons
she doesn't want to do
what you want her to do.
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You have to show her
the reasons why she should...
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9 o'clock, get that.[WEAPONS FIRING RAPIDLY]
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I thought I did that.Uh-uh.
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You didn't do it.
You tried to do that,
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a common source
of frustration
amongst married couples.
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You're gonna want to
switch over to shotgun there.
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See, you got to present
the pros and the cons
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and convince her
that you having this car
is in her best interest.
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Kind of like the way
I convinced you
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to let me crash here
last night.
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Yeah, 'cause it was
in my best interest
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not to have you
crying on the phone
at 2:00 in the morning.
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Bingo.
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Gigi still coming
over tomorrow?Yes, indeed.
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You will die now.[WEAPONS FIRING INCESSANTLY]
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She's dropping off
an autographed jersey,
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a Michael Vick
Atlanta Falcons jersey.
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You mean the Eagles.No, no, Falcons.
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I got a guy who collects
fallen athlete memorabilia.
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My man's got it all.
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He's got Rae Carruth's
Panthers jersey,
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a Darryl Henley Rams jersey.
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He's got
a Bob Probert jersey.
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Bob Probert?
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Hockey player.[EXPLOSIONS,
WEAPONS FIRING ON TV]
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Quiet as it's kept,
white guys mess up, too.
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[BALL THUDDING ON TV][BEEPING ON TV]
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You do realize that's just
a video game, right?
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And you do realize those
people on your Facebook page
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aren't your friends, right?
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"Why...
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"Is...
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"My...
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"Brother...
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"An idiot?"
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Post.
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Who the heck is Vin-Man?
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Me. Ke-vin, Vin-Man.
It's my tournament name.
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I won my first two rounds.
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I'm trying to get back
to playing this kid
called the Tin-Man.
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He beat me in
straight sets last time.
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I'm not letting
that happen again.
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[BALL THUDDING ON TV]Wow!
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Nice shot.
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For an idiot.
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I'll take that
as a compliment.
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So, when's the big match?
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Tomorrow.
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You comin'?
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To your fake
tennis match? Sure.
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Good.
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Bring your fake friends.
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Wow.What?
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Your skin is amazing.
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Even under 20 times
magnification,
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all I see are pores,
and it looks smooth as glass.
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Thank you.
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What?
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Mm.
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There must be a smudge
in these goggles.
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[MUTTERS] Let me see.
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Mm-hmm.
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What are you doing?
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There's a little bit of hair.
I'm gonna get it.
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Uh-uh, no!
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What? It could be a start
of a mustache.
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I do not have a mustache.
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Not yet,
but it's like you got
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a little sleeper cell
in your face
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trying to take down
your upper lip.
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Okay, fine.
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Pull it.Okay.
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Be still.Mm-hmm.
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Ow!
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[GRUNTS]
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Much better.
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Oh, goodness.
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All right, well, Gigi,
let me ask you something.
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What?
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If you were gonna go
on a honeymoon for cheap,
where would you go?
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Back to the man
who would dare say
such a thing to me
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and tell him
we're getting a divorce.
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Why?
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Because Nick wants
to buy a new SUV,
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and I told him
that we couldn't afford it
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because of all
of our other bills,
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and then I mentioned
that we hadn't even
been on a honeymoon yet.
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You slipped that in
with the bills?
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Oh, that's clever.
I got to remember that.
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So why does he want
a new SUV?
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[CLICKS TONGUE] Well,
he says that carrying
stuff around in his car
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is messing it up.
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Oh, girl, I know
exactly what he means.
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I have a pair
of Louis Vuitton pumps.
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You think I'm gonna
mess those things up
walking around in 'em?
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If you're not walking
around in 'em,
then why...
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Forget I said anything.
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Mm-hmm.
Let him get the new car.
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If he makes more money,
you'll have a better
honeymoon later.
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Go big, or go home.
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This is a marriage.
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It is not Las Vegas.
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It's all a gamble to me.
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Wow.
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Ooh.
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This is nice.Yeah.
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If it had a widescreen TV
and microwave,
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I'd live in there.
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You know, the Highlander comes
with one of the most
comprehensive lists
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of standard safety features
in its class.
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Comprehensive, huh?
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SALESMAN: That's right.
Including seven airbags.
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Seven?Uh-huh.
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Backup cameras.Oh, my God.
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That's right.
Large side-view mirrors.
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I saw those.Uh-huh.
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Those are nice.Sir?
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I like this.Sir.
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Airbags.[CLEARS THROAT]
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Sir.Oh.
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Yeah.Yeah.
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[SIGHS]So what do you think?
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I love it.Mm-hmm.
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I just have to see my guy
down at the bank.At the bank.
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So I can convince my wife.
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Whoa, wife. Aw.
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I'm sorry, man.
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You can't even spend
your own money.
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You know what?
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Sit in the car
as long as you like.
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We close at 9:00.
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[BALL THUDDING ON TV]Kevin, watch it!
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[GRUNTS] Yes!
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We own you.
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"My brother is
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"going in
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"on this punk, hard!"
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Um, I'm not sure I like that.
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Could you delete that?
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No. Post.
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[SIGHS] All right,
that's it.
Next up, Tin-Man.
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I'm gonna broadcast you live
on my streaming page.
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For real?
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Yup, that's right.
I'm putting you on.
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Don't embarrass me.Shut up.
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BRAD: Then what'd she say?
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And what you say, dawg?
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Oh, no, you didn't!
Oh, ho, ho!
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That is tight!
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True dat. Listen, yo.
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Yeah, yeah, I got to be out.
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Holla!
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So, Mr. Kingston-Persons,
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I've got all your information
here for the auto loan.
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I just have to put it
in the computer.
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Well, see, I don't want
the actual loan yet.
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Um, I just want to see
what kind of rate I can get
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on the SUV
I'm thinking about buying.
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Uh-huh. Well, just hold on.
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We're gonna run
your credit here,
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and if there's no problem,
I can get you that loan today.
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That was for,
what, $30,000, right?Right.
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You know, uh,
we also do financing
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for all-terrain vehicles,
jet skis, personal aircraft.
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I just want you
to run my credit,
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so I can see what kind of
interest rate I qualify for.
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Then I can decide if I can...[HIP HOP RINGTONE]
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Wassup, shorty?
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Oh, you know, it's all
kind of busy up in here.
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I'mma have to hit you back.
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A'ight, a'ight.
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A'ight.
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All right, so where were we?
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How long have you been
at your current job?
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Two years.Two years, all right.
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I'll just have to input
your social now,
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and wait a minute or two,
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and boo-yah.[HIP HOP RINGTONE]
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Oh, [CHUCKLES]
excuse me. One second.
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Oh, Raphael,
my dawg, wazzup?
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Whuddup, whuddup?
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No, you know, you know,
grindin', grindin'.
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No, oh, listen, I got to
holler back at you, a'ight?
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A'ight. [WOOFS]
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh.
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What's wrong?
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Uh, well, I'm sorry, sir.
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I don't think I'm gonna
be able to give you
that loan. It, uh...
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It says that
you're too high a risk.
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What?Yeah.
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How come?
My credit should be fine.
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Look, I just get approval
and rejection codes here.
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You know, if you
want to know more,
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you have to get
your credit report.
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[HIP HOP RINGTONE]I'm sorry.
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Excuse me for just a second.
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Wazzup!
[LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY]
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[MUMBLING SOFTLY]
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Ah!
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"Urgent and confidential."
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What's this, my subscription
to Essenceis about to expire?
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[SIGHS]
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"Dear Ms. Kingston,
your delinquent account
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"in the amount of $15,000
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"has been referred
to my office for collection."
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Damn.
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That is urgent
and confidential.
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[SIGHS]
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Mm. Hey, honey.
254
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Hey, babe. [GRUNTS]
255
00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:47,151
Remember how earlier I was
talking about buying a new car?
256
00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:49,632
And remember
how earlier I said no?
257
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:53,027
Yeah, but I was
thinking if I could maybe
make it make sense to you...
258
00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:56,552
Baby, I already made
all the sense I need
to make out of it.
259
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,120
Okay. I know it already
makes sense to you,
260
00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:01,165
but I figured I could get
some information.
261
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,645
So I went to the dealership.
262
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,690
Nick, you didn't.
263
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,213
Look, I didn't buy the car.
264
00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:07,432
Okay, so far, so good.
265
00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,478
But it turns out that
even if I wanted to,
266
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,480
I couldn't
because of our credit.
267
00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:14,657
Well, I told you
we owed too many people.
268
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:17,007
Yeah, but I've never been
denied credit before.
269
00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,879
So I got our credit report.
270
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:21,446
Turns out there's
a mistake on here.Hmm?
271
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:24,667
This says I have a debt
in collections of $15,000.
272
00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:27,322
[CHOKES AND COUGHS]
273
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:28,889
[CLEARS THROAT] Um...
274
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:30,760
Let me see that.
275
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:33,763
Hmm.
276
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:39,247
That is unbelievable.
277
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,727
I know.
278
00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,337
I pay my bills.
279
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,034
If I wasn't gonna
pay something,
280
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,646
it'd be something small
like ringtone bill
281
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:49,387
or my pay-per-view movies.
282
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:52,608
Are you out in that garage
ordering pay-per-view?
We just got married.
283
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,914
There's more than that
on pay-per-view.
284
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,045
Like what?
285
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:57,004
Can we talk about
the credit report?
286
00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:58,570
I will take care of this.
287
00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:01,704
You already did your part,
you found the problem,
288
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,837
even though you did it
behind my back.
289
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,143
I was doing research.What? Uh...
290
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:08,929
Well, the next time
you decide to do research,
291
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,713
we should discuss it first,
292
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,672
because, ya know,
I don't like the idea
293
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,325
that you're out there
running around,
294
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,632
finding out information
from God knows where.
295
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,329
You know, like,
I'm your wife,
296
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:19,809
and if you need
to know something,
297
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:22,246
then I need to know that
you need to know it, ya know?
298
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:37,218
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
299
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,089
How are you gonna
hide the fact
300
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,701
that you owe
$15,000 from Nick?
301
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,007
[EXHALES]
302
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,227
I'm gonna pay it.
303
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:51,058
Are you like one of
those characters on Lost
304
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,581
with a dark past?
305
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:53,756
Because I love you,
306
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,018
but if people
are coming to kill you,
307
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,150
I can't be your friend.
308
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,849
What is wrong with you, man?
309
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,329
It's the student loan people.
310
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,113
Is that what they're
calling it now?
311
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,288
Gigi.What?
312
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:06,160
You know that after
you graduate college,
313
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:08,858
you can defer paying off
your student loans.
314
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,034
I've been doing it
so long, I forgot.
315
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,863
You forgot you owe
$15,000?
316
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,431
You forget you
owe people money all the time.
317
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:19,260
No, I have never forgotten
I owe people money.
318
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,566
Now, there are people
who have given me money
319
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,220
who believe I owe them,
320
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,657
but I believe we have
a fundamental
misunderstanding
321
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,094
on the terms of the exchange.
322
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,792
Right.
323
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,142
Well, how are you gonna
pay off $15,000?
324
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,492
I have an account.
325
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,408
I've been putting money in it
for a long time.
326
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,323
I was saving it
for a rainy day.
327
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,803
Suzanne!What?
328
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,327
Why didn't you tell me
you had $15,000?
329
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:44,894
I could've used that money.
330
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,678
Because I believe
we would have
331
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:49,943
a fundamental misunderstanding
on the terms of the exchange.
332
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:57,646
All right, got
the live streaming set up.
333
00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,691
Good.
334
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,868
'Cause the Tin-Man is about
to get his butt
handed to him by the Vin-Man.
335
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,870
"Oh, it's on."
336
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,001
Post.
337
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,574
[EXHALES]
338
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,233
[GRUNTS] Okay.
339
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,105
All right. Let's do this.
340
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:26,893
What's up?
341
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:28,764
Explain.
342
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,592
I have a tennis match.
343
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:31,767
When?Now.
344
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,551
Where?Online.
345
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,031
Sad.
346
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,293
It's not sad.
347
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,208
It's the future.
348
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,907
What's with the outfit?
349
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,039
Well, I happen to be dressed
as my favorite tennis player.
350
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,214
And that would be?
351
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,868
Serena Williams.
352
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,565
So that we're clear,
353
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,176
you're sleeping
on a man's couch,
354
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:52,222
playing video tennis,
wearing a unitard,
355
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,137
and that's not sad.
356
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:56,879
It's a little sad.
357
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,103
[BALL THUDDING ON TV]
358
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,366
Who's the Tin-Man?
359
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,108
Mar-tin. Tin-Man.
360
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,936
'Cause when I play tennis,
I'm heartless.
361
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,460
Wizard of Oz.
362
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:13,591
Also sad.
363
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,464
Here's your jersey.Thank you.
364
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,642
Well, I'm here.
365
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,993
And I'm hungry.
366
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,342
That's because when you eat,
367
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,996
you're supposed
to keep the food
in your stomach.
368
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,868
That was one time!
369
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,132
[VIDEO GAME CHIMES]
370
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,873
Here we go.[WHOOSHES]
371
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,225
[STRAINS]
372
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:40,401
Hit it!
[EXCITEDLY] Almost.[GRUNTS]
373
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,272
[GRUNTS]Wow.
374
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,491
Yah!Come on.
375
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:44,579
[GRUNTS]
376
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,102
Go!
377
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:48,365
[EXCITEDLY] Go![BALL THUDDING ON TV]
378
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:49,540
[EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY] Whoa!
379
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,760
Get him! Take him down!
380
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,588
Almost, almost!
Watch out!
381
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,285
What's going on?
382
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,679
Kevin's in a heated battle
with some guy
named the Tin-Man.
383
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,159
Go!Come on!
384
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,856
That's how you do it.[ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY]
385
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,945
Little bit of
that back swing.
That's it.
386
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,120
Back swing! That's right.
387
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,122
[GRUNTS]
388
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:10,213
Man, you gonna
dress like Serena,
play like Serena!
389
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,781
[ALL CHEERING AND WHOOPING]
390
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,957
[LAUGHING] My man!
391
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,219
That's my boy!
392
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:17,699
You cannot be serious.
393
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,440
[VIDEO GAME CHIMING]
394
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,876
Who's the man?Me!
395
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,965
[EXCLAIMING] Ha!
You the man!
Look at my boy.
396
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,749
That's my boy,
right there!
397
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,795
[NICK GRUNTS LOUDLY]
398
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,580
Tin-Man, you were so close.
399
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:31,582
I'm sorry.
400
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,410
I'm hungry.
401
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,415
Way to go, man,
402
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,548
looking like
Andre Agassi out there.
403
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,332
Thank you for not
embarrassing me.
404
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,420
Shut up.
405
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,814
Ice cream.
What y'all celebrating?
406
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,817
Kevin just won
his online
tennis tournament.
407
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,950
Yep, I finally
took down the Tin-Man.
408
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,647
Wait, wait, wait.Wow! Uh...
409
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,910
You know what?
Score!
That's great.
410
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,216
How'd you...Got to go!
411
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,000
Bye.
412
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,742
You got beat by a child.
You suck it up.
413
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,661
[PHONE RINGING]
414
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,142
[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
415
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:12,406
[PHONE RINGING]
416
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:13,973
[SIGHS]
417
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,454
Hello?
418
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,021
HARTWELL: Yeah, hello, man,
this is Mr. Hartwell
from the collection agency.
419
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,980
Can I speak to Ms. Kingston?
420
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,807
This is Mr. Kingston-Persons.
421
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:23,895
All right, right.
422
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,288
So this a courtesy call
to confirm
423
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,508
we received
your wife's payment,
424
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,293
and, uh, it's gonna be
reflected in our records
by the end of business today.
425
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,556
Payment for how much?
426
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,168
$15,000. $15,000.
427
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,474
Thank you.
428
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:39,999
Ain't this about a...
429
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,218
Yo, dude.
I'm still here, man.
430
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:53,925
You know,
when I first met you,
431
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,928
I had no idea that I was
looking at the man
432
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,321
who would prove to me
433
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,193
that there are
real men out there.
434
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,543
Really?
435
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,153
Mm-hmm.
436
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,025
You know what I was thinking?
437
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:09,637
I was thinking that maybe
we should go back down
to that dealership
438
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,335
and see what kind of good deal
they can give us on that car.
439
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:13,902
Really?
440
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,339
You would do that for me?
441
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,863
Yes, because I love you,
442
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:23,651
and it takes money
to make money, right?
443
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:26,175
Right, right.[SIGHS]
444
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,134
Oh, that's good.
445
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,179
Um...
446
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,877
Did you get that business
with the credit report
cleared up?
447
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:36,055
Huh?The credit report.
448
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,491
Did you get that cleared up?
449
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,189
Oh. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
450
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,887
Yeah. It was
just a glitch.Mm-hmm.
451
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,455
But the people on the phone
were very nice.
452
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,849
Oh, I bet they were,
453
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:50,330
especially after
you told them
you'd pay the bill.
454
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,159
Pay the what? Who?
455
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,117
You.
456
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,163
Yeah, and you're right.
They were very nice.
457
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,382
[LAUGHS]
458
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:03,082
Oh, you better
quit playing, Nick.
459
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,127
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
460
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,608
Okay, look.
461
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:11,046
I got a call today
from the collection agency
462
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,179
saying our credit will be fine
463
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:18,880
'cause you sent them
a check for $15,000.
464
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:22,318
So you need to start
explaining yourself.
465
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,669
Damn.
466
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,498
Okay, okay, okay.
467
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,805
But don't be mad at me, okay?
468
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,154
Okay.
469
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,200
But the next time I say,
"Don't be mad at me,"
470
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,723
you have to not be mad at me.
471
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,290
Deal.
472
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,466
Hold on. We got
to get this on tape.
473
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:42,686
"I..."
474
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:43,774
I...
475
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,167
"Suzanne Kingston-Persons..."
476
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,560
Suzanne Kingston-Persons...
477
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,605
"...being of sound
body and mind..."
478
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:52,131
[CLICKS TONGUE] Being of
sound mind and body,
won't be mad, okay?
479
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,481
Start talking.
480
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,398
This is all Frank's fault.
481
00:18:58,441 --> 00:18:59,616
Your ex-husband?
482
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,358
Exactly.
483
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:06,014
Okay. We always
argued about money,
484
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:09,104
and I just never felt like
Frank had my back,
485
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,019
and I didn't want
to use his money
486
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,500
to pay back my student loans.
487
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:16,720
So, you know,
then I was single,
488
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:19,636
and then,
it was you and me,
and we moved,
489
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,335
and we got all
swept up in things,
490
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,727
and the next thing I know...
491
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:25,729
I can't get my car.
492
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,557
So you knew
you owed that money?
493
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:28,993
No!
494
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:30,821
Yes.
495
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,780
I forgot.Wait, wait.
496
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:36,479
How do you forget
you owe somebody $15,000?
497
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,787
Well, I...
498
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,181
Wait, wait.
You know, there's nothing
you can say to explain it.
499
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,706
Where did you get $15,000?
500
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:54,280
I started saving the money
when I was with Frank.
501
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,673
It was my "one day" money.
502
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,937
What's "one day" money?
503
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,852
One day, I'm gonna
do something fun
504
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,680
and not care
how much it costs.
505
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:08,076
You should have told me.
506
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,513
Look, I'm not here
to hold you back.
507
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:12,123
I'm here to have your back.
508
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:13,995
I got you.
509
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,042
I know.
510
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:20,871
It's just that...
511
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,875
Sometimes it's just hard
to really relax.
512
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:28,096
I'm sorry.
513
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,535
Just to be clear,
514
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:34,885
do you owe anybody else?
515
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,626
No.
516
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:38,628
Good.
517
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,239
I love you.
518
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:42,589
I love you, too, babe.
519
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:44,895
[EXHALES]
520
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,553
What are you doing?
521
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,904
I'm getting ready for bed.
522
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:56,124
Take that off.
You're not going to sleep.
523
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:59,040
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