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Mmm.
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I love the smell of pancakes
in the morning!
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Good morning, everybody.
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Hey, Nick.Hey, Nick.
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You know it's okay
if you call me Dad.
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Your mother
and I got married,
so we could be a family.
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Mom, dad, son, daughter.
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I'm not saying that you have to,
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but if you want to, it's cool.
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Thanks, Nick.
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Your mother was supposed
to make me a special breakfast.
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NICK: Do you know where it is?
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I think maybe we ate it.
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There's some cereal
if you want that.
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I love cereal.
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I don't want cereal.
Why would you eat my breakfast?
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We didn't know
you were coming down.
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Since when have I stayed
upstairs all day?
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There's always a first time.
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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You can't eat that.
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What? How come?
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That's mom's favorite cereal.
It's the only kind she eats.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Morning, Mom.Hey, Mom.
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[CLEARING THROAT]
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Why are you eating
my cornflakes?
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This was all that was left.
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I made your breakfast.
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It's not here.
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Freeze!
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SUZANNE: Where is it?Where is what?
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You wanna play?
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Really? Kevin?
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In the freezer?
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No, no, go, go, go.
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I can make you
another breakfast tomorrow,
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but I can't make
two more kids.
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At least not
by tomorrow morning.
I'm not Octomom.
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If I made two new kids,
maybe they wouldn't hate me.
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Sweetheart,
they don't hate you.
They love you.
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And freezing my food
is how they show it?
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Exactly.
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Well what would they do
if they didn't love me?
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Poison your food
and then let you eat it.
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Why are you looking
at me like that?
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Can we talk for a second?
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Nick Persons wants to talk?
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This must be serious.
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Go ahead.
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You know I love you, right?
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Yes. What?
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Are you going to come
to bed looking
like this every night?
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What are you trying to say?
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During the day,
you look like Halle Berry,
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but at bedtime,
you turn into Tyler Perry.
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Nick, we have been
married for six months,
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and you are acting like
this is the first time
you've seen me like this.
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No, I'm acting like
this is the sixth month
I've seen you like this.
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And what about you?
How do you look
when you come to bed?
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This is not about me.
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Look, Suzanne,
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I understand you're upset,
but you need to know this.
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It's no different
than me telling you
you have lettuce in your teeth.
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Oh, so now I got
lettuce in my teeth?
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No, that's not what I meant.
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No, I know what you mean.
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What you mean is,
"You better look beautiful
all the time or else."
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Well you know what?
The vows say for better
or for worse.
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SUZANNE: In the daytime,
it's better.
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At nighttime, it's worse.
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You can't have it both ways.
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I'm sorry, okay?
I'm just trying to be honest
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like they tell you
to do on Dr. Phil.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, how's that
working out for you?
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What's that?
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It's just a bill,
but they got your name wrong.
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It says, "Suzanne
Kingston-Persons."
You should call and fix it.
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"Suzanne Kingston-Persons."
I don't need to call.
That's right.
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Suzanne Kingston-Persons?
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What's with the hyphen?
You're married now.
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It's my name.
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Hyphenated.
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A hyphen in your name
is a recipe for disaster.
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No, a recipe
for disaster is telling
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your wife she looks
like Tyler Perry.
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A hyphen is just
a punctuation mark.
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A punctuation mark that says,
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"I don't know
if this will work out,
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"so I'm going
to keep my old name
just in case."
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NICK: Remember Rebecca Romijn?
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She married John Stamos.
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Then she became
Rebecca Romijn "hyphen" Stamos.
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Then what happened? Divorced.
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Well, Nick, my name is
part of my identity, okay?
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That's the name
I do business under.
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Puff Daddy turned into P. Diddy.
Did people stop dancing? Huh?
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NICK: The Rock turned
into Dwayne Johnson.
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Did people stop smelling
what he was cooking?
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If you want everybody
to have the same name
so bad, change yours.
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That's not what a man does.
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[TURNS THE TV ON]
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What's this? What Not to Wear.
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Did you bring us
anything, Dad?
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Dad, huh?
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We thought about what you said.
We thought we'd give it a shot.
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Dad.
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You think I got
something in these bags
for you, don't you?
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Do you?Dad.
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How come when I ask
one of you a question,
the other one answers?
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Do we do that?Dad.
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Yeah, you do that.
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So what's in the bag?Dad.
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My breakfast.
It's toaster waffles.
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And they're already frozen,
so if you want
to get under my skin,
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you're going
to have to cook 'em.
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Hey, honey.
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Hey, honey.
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You went
to the grocery store?
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I just stopped
to get some waffles.
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Mmm, did you get me
some more cornflakes?
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No. Why?
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So just to be clear,
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you want me
to do things
that make you happy,
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but you don't want
to do things
that make me happy?
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Do you think it's easier for me
to get beautiful for you,
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or easier for you to get me
a box of cornflakes?
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When did you turn
into The Riddler?
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I think that you should
quit while you're ahead, Nick.
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Oh, he's not ahead.Too bad, Nick.
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No more "Dad"? Now it's "Nick"?
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It was a trial period.
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Didn't go well.
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Did you see that?
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SUZANNE: Well, they need
time to adjust.
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And obviously so do you,
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because you don't do
everything you did
six months ago, either,
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Nick.
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Shave your legs, maybe I would.
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Hey, hey, man!
Hey! Who are you?
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Hello, honey.
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Hey, Ma.
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[MARILYN GIGGLES]
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Don't speak.
I heard everything you
had to say yesterday.
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Anything else might ruin it.
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NICK: Who was that?
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Oh, that. That was Orlando.
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We met in New York.
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I thought you said
you were gonna
hang out this weekend.
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I did. In New York.
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Thank you.
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He's kind of young, isn't he?
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Now would be
a good time for you
to quit asking questions,
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'cause if you keep talking,
I will give you the answer.
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What's wrong?
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Who said something was wrong?
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I know my son
and you're acting funny.
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Something happen
with you and Suzanne?
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It's nothing.
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Suzanne wants to keep her name
and hyphenate it with mine.
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Suzanne Kingston-Persons.
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Hold that thought.
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Oh, hey, Suzanne.
Are you at work?
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Girl, I'm sorry.
I must've called
your number by accident.
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MARILYN: Okay.
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Bye.
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What was all that?
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I had to make sure
she wasn't home before
I started talking about her.
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She's my wife.
Start getting used to it.
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I started.
Just not finished.
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MARILYN: And what is all
this hyphenated name stuff?
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You know, the least
she could do is
be proud of the fact
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that you gave her
your last name,
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seeing as how you married her
and took in those people.
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They're not people.
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They're kids.
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Anyway, all I'm saying is,
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you don't see
Michelle Obama complaining.
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You know what her last name was
before she married Barack?
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Nope.
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That's right.
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Nobody knows, and nobody cares.
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So what else
did you do
in New York?
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Boy, I'm your mother.
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If you want to hear
about something nasty
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go on the Internet
like everybody else.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Uncle Terrence wants
to know if we can spend
the night this weekend.
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LINDSEY: He got tickets
to the screening of the new
Will Smith movie.
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It's already made
a hundred million,
and it's not even out yet.
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Yeah.
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If it's fine with
Mrs. Kingston "hyphen" Persons,
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it's fine with me.
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In that case,
Mom, can we have
some of Nick's money?
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Yes. Yes, you can.
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What?
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Kids need money.
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Thank you.
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Thanks.Dad.
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SUZANNE: Nick, can I talk
to you for a moment?
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Nick Persons, you should
be ashamed of yourself.
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You're the one that wants
everybody to be clear
about their identity.
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It's just a name, Nick.
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What else do we need
to do to make you feel
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like you're
a part of this family?
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How about treating me like it?
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Just because you're
here doesn't mean
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we have to forget
everything we ever did.
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We have a past.
Deal with it.
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Okay. Cool.
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Nick...
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what is all this?
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This is an autographed pair
of 1992 Air Jordans.
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And what is it doing
on my table?
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You're not letting
go of your past,
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so I'm not letting go of mine.
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So I got all
my stuff out of storage.
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Deal with it.
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And who is this?
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That is Renee.
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She was my girlfriend
for the first half of 2002.
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I don't... I don't care
about your tramp
ex-girlfriends, okay?
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I'm here, she's not.
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So obviously, I have
something that she doesn't.
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Yeah, two last names.
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You know what?
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Just 'cause you rip up
a photo doesn't make
you right, sweetheart.
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And you better not try
and put it back together.
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I'm just cleaning up.
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Knock, Knock.
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Kevin!
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Lindsey!
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Front and center!
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BOTH: Hey, Uncle Terrence!
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What the heck is all this stuff?
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Mom and Nick are
having an argument.Yeah.
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Go wait in the car.Okay.
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And don't talk to strangers.
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We're just getting
inside the car.
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Strangers could be anywhere.
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Even in your own car.
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Okay.
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Hey, Nick!NICK: Hey, Terrence.
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What's wrong?You tell me, man.
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What's going on with you
and my baby sister?
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We're having a fight.
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And that's not your business.
252
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,365
Oh, I think it is.
253
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,759
Look, I done seen her
go through one heartbreak,
254
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,414
and I'm not about to stand here
and watch it happen again.
255
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,720
What's that supposed to mean?
256
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:01,721
I'll tell you what it mean.
257
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,550
As the sole member
of an elite black ops unit,
258
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:09,729
I've got extensive training
in defusing situations
just like this.
259
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:11,556
TERRENCE: I got a policy, bro.
260
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:15,735
If I can't talk you down,
I got to take you down.
261
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,040
And it won't be pretty.
262
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,914
Suzanne, Terrence is threatening
to kill me again.
263
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:23,655
SUZANNE: [SCREAMING]
Terrence, don't kill my husband!
264
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:24,787
That's one.
265
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,833
NICK: That's one?
That's one what?
266
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,487
Hey, what are you writing?
267
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:31,838
What's that?
268
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,622
[DOOR CLOSES]
269
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:35,929
Man, I hate it
when he does that.
270
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:41,848
[CLEARS THROAT]
271
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,026
It's a shame that a beautiful
woman like you is sitting
here all by herself...
272
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:49,072
I am married with two kids.
And I do not look
like this in the morning.
273
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,160
Goodbye.
274
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,511
Goodbye!
275
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:07,482
Oh, my God.
Men get on my nerves.
276
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:10,877
They think just because
they have a private plane
and a house in Miami,
277
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,966
you will fly off
on a moment's notice,
278
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,402
like you don't have
anything else to do.
279
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,012
Don't go then.
280
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:18,798
Are you crazy?
What else do I have to do?
281
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,017
Who is this? Malcolm?
282
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,759
Are you kidding?
Malcolm can't afford
his own plane.
283
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,195
GIGI: That's why I dumped him.
284
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,154
When?This morning.
285
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,634
And you already have
a new boyfriend?Mm-hmm
286
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,812
[CHUCKLES]
And his name is Angelo.
287
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,031
GIGI: And I told him
I just don't just hop
288
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,859
on a plane
with just any-old-body.
289
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,557
I don't sleep around.
I am a one-man woman.
290
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:43,257
You mean "one-man-this-morning,
one-man-this-evening" woman.
291
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:46,216
Suzanne, I would love
to be like you,
292
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,698
and find a wonderful man
I can spend the rest
of my life with.
293
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:53,484
But the fact of
the matter is
men get on my nerves.
294
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:56,183
Well, you're better off.
You don't want to be like me.
295
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:57,662
Why?
296
00:13:58,054 --> 00:13:59,316
Trouble in paradise?
297
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:00,752
Maybe.
298
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,842
Nick's all bent out of shape,
299
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,669
because I want
to hyphenate my name.
300
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,672
Mm-hmm. I'd like to say
it's not a problem, but it is.
301
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:11,415
Well, you know what?
Let me ask you one question.
302
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,461
What's that?Are you crazy?
303
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,505
What?
304
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,596
You are a woman with two kids.
305
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:24,515
Not only did you find a man,
you found a good man,
306
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:28,780
with a good job, who loves you,
and loves your kids!
307
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,347
Oh. And he black!
308
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,001
I mean...
309
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,569
if the man wants you
to drop your name,
drop it.
310
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,789
You drop it like
the sponsors dropped Tiger!
311
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,536
Either you like who you are,
or you like who you were.
312
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,408
I can't be both?
313
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,497
Michael Jackson couldn't,
and neither can you.
314
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,239
Mmm.
315
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,159
You going to finish that?
316
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:06,079
Mmm.
317
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,649
[YELLS]
318
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,306
Let's go. I got to make it
to the airport in 30 minutes.
319
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,439
Well, whose going to pay?
320
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:19,919
Don't worry about it.
I used to date
the owner. Come on.
321
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,923
We'll stop at a gas station,
'cause you gonna have to pee.
322
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,059
Man, she's hot.
323
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,887
I can see
why Suzanne tore this up.
324
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,107
Why would you bring this
back into the house, man?
325
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,673
Everybody knows
pictures like this
326
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,893
are why basements
and garages exist.
327
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,287
I was trying to prove a point.
328
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,941
See that's why
I avoid relationships.
329
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,552
It's just too much.
Who's right? Who's wrong?
330
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:47,729
Whose underwear is this?
Just, it's too complicated.
331
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,383
What do you know
about it anyway?
332
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,820
I mean, the longest
you've ever been
with a woman is two weeks.
333
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:54,344
How you supposed to get to know
a woman over 10 working days?
334
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,825
I don't. See
that's the difference
between you and me.
335
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:57,913
I don't care about who you are.
336
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,784
I only care about
what we do together.
337
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:02,396
Now if you want to do
what I want to do,
338
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,528
then we do what
we're gonna do.
339
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:05,660
Do you?
340
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,053
Hey, man, hate me if you want.
341
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,489
Who's the one of us
who's having problems?
342
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,013
You think I'm wrong
about Suzanne?
343
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,711
Who cares what name she uses?
344
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,366
Everybody knows
Katie Holmes is married
to Tom Cruise.
345
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,195
Okay, weird example. Umm...
346
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,589
Everybody knows
Beyonce's married to Jay-Z.
347
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,461
MARTIN: In fact, I heard
he's hyphenating his last name.
348
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,855
Now if Jigga doesn't have
a problem with it,
why should you?
349
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,335
Yeah, I know.
350
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,554
I'm allowed
to say "Jigga," right?
351
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:33,949
Oh, umm, can I keep this?
352
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,609
Knock, Knock.
353
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,353
How was the movie?
354
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,876
Movie was good.
355
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,183
I like Will Smith. He funny.
356
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,054
Hey, Nick.
357
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,490
KIDS: Hey, Nick.Hey guys.
358
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,275
You wouldn't believe
all the cool stuff
that happened.
359
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,973
Uncle Terrence took us
on the rooftop of the mall
and showed us
360
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,411
where a crazy gunman
got taken out with a single
shot from a helicopter.
361
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,197
When did this happen?
362
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,244
A lot of things happen
that you don't hear about, Dick.
363
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,942
It's because
of people like me,
364
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:14,729
people like you don't know
how dangerous
this world really is.
365
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,035
Man, what are you talking about?
366
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,340
Look man, I don't have time,
367
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,734
and I'm not interested
in explaining myself
368
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:24,173
to somebody that sleeps
under the safety and comfort
that I provide,
369
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,219
and then questions
how I provide it.
370
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,743
Why don't you just say thank you
and let's leave it at that?
371
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,267
Hello, big brother.Hello.
372
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,617
Why don't you guys go upstairs.
Bring your stuff.
373
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,271
Okay, Mom.Hop to it.
374
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,447
LINDSEY: Bye,
Uncle Terrence.Eat your vegetables.
375
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:38,796
LINDSEY: We will.KEVIN: Okay.
376
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,016
Moved all your stuff, huh?
377
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,236
Y'all patchin' things up?
378
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,107
No. And stay out of it.
379
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,500
I understand, lil' sis.
380
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,545
TERRENCE: But if you need
to hide the body,
381
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,504
just let me know.
382
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,332
Yeah, he'll be in the bushes
with a vat of acid.
383
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,116
You don't know that.
384
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,944
I could be anywhere.
385
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,641
I could be
over there.Where?
386
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,382
[DOOR CLOSES]
387
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:02,777
So...
388
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,910
Is this your way
of saying you're sorry,
389
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:08,174
you were stupid,
and I was right?
390
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,524
Honey, I'm just
trying to understand
391
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,699
where you're coming
from with this.
392
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,701
You took back everything else.
393
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,833
What is your old sofa
still doing here?
394
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,880
Honestly, I hate our sofa.
I put it in storage.
395
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,404
Well, you better bring it
back out 'cause I'm not
sitting there.
396
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:24,146
Who knows what strange behinds
have been sitting on that thing?
397
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:27,062
I bought this sofa
when I started going
out with you.
398
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,586
So you never...
399
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:30,892
Not on this.
400
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:35,723
Mmm.
401
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:40,815
[SIGHS] Nick, I know
how important this is to you.
402
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:44,210
So if you want me
to change my name,
I'm willing to do it.
403
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:47,909
The reason I married you was
because I love who you are.
404
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,651
If being
Suzanne Kingston-Persons
makes you that woman,
405
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,043
then I'm okay with that.
406
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,523
Just tell me
what you think I should do.
407
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,959
I want you to do
what you want to do.
408
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,265
If you wanted me
to do what I wanted to do,
409
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,049
we wouldn't have this problem
in the first place.
410
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,704
You are an independent woman.
Make up your independent mind.
411
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,880
What kinda example are
you setting for the kids
412
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:05,753
if you can't make a decision
on matters affecting our family?
413
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,450
I tried to.
You wouldn't let me.
414
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:08,625
Fine. Keep your name.
415
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:09,800
Don't tell me what to do!
416
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,411
Forget it.
417
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,239
I'll change mine.
418
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,197
What?
419
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,372
You heard me.
420
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,069
I'll change my name,
421
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,507
Nick Kingston-Persons.
422
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,378
Is that okay with you?
423
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,380
Yes.
424
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,603
I'm gonna go get ready for bed.
425
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,561
No! No. Don't change.
426
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,260
Keep that on. For me?
427
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,353
[BOTH SCREAMING]
428
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,746
LINDSEY: My eyes!KEVIN: Turn it off!
429
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,227
KEVIN: What is wrong
with you, man?
430
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,229
What in the world
are you two doing?
431
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,579
KEVIN: Uncle Terrence gave us
these new night vision goggles.
432
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:50,841
We're trying them out.
433
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:52,713
You got another pair?
434
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,323
KEVIN: Sure.
435
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:56,543
LINDSEY: Here.
436
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,856
NICK: Let me talk
to you guys
for a second.
437
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,515
If it's okay with you guys,
438
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,997
I'm going to be
Nick Kingston-Persons
from now on.
439
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,607
Did Uncle Terrence
threaten you again?
440
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:18,652
Yeah.
441
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,262
But it's because I love you.
442
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,438
NICK: I want us to be a family.
443
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:23,874
With one name.
444
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,136
KEVIN: You mean two names.
445
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,660
The same name.
446
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:29,445
Lindsey Kingston-Persons.
447
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:30,533
I like it.
448
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,274
Good.
449
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,320
So will it still bother you
if we call you Nick?
450
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,235
No.
451
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,367
Do you have any suggestions
for anything else
that would bother you?
452
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:40,413
I'll see you in the morning.
453
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:41,805
I love you, guys.
454
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,111
BOTH: Goodnight.
455
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,993
[BOTH SCREAMING]
456
00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:57,691
LINDSEY: Oh, my God!
457
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,519
KEVIN: What is
wrong with you, man!
458
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:02,217
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