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I can't remember the last
movie we saw in theaters,
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and on opening night.
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Movies are back, baby.
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Just think of all the chumps
out there waiting three days
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until this movie's free on streaming.
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Now to watch this movie
the way God intended,
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on a small screen and riddled with ads.
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I'm Dr. Janet Grody,
creator of Snuf Total-Body Deodorant.
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It's for all your grossest places.
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Just rub it right on your butt cleft,
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under pouch, stink flaps...
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How can they say those words on TV?
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...peat bog, smuckle, stunk-tank...
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Come on, skip ad. Skip ad.
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...between-hatch, gunk chunnel,
boob swamp, elbow crotch...
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Elbow crotch.
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I have one of those.
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Finally.
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You're a real man,
and real men have scrotum dust.
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Oh, for the love of...
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Have you got butt-rot?
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Mm-hmm.
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Does your stank stink?
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Looks like it's dingleberry season.
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Enough.
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Let's just do it old-school.
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DVDs were never dirty.
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Whoa, geez.
Somebody had a crush on Kevin Kline.
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Shut up. Everyone did back then.
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Keagan's Pond.
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Oh, I used to love this show.
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It's about four teenagers
played by 20-year-olds
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with the problems of 40-year-olds.
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Oh, that show stinks.
It stinks like stink flaps.
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Come on, Bart. We're going to Moe's.
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No Moe's on a school night.
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That's Keagan.
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I had such a crush on
Shawn Garrett Evanson.
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He was just poured into
that puka shell necklace.
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Mom. Shh, it's starting.
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Manliest shows for manly men.
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Hmm, Clincher.
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"Ex-Ranger, ex-CIA,
ex-Navy SEAL John Clinch
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"doles out his own brand of justice
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with his fists."
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Buddy, you had me at "fists."
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Wow, not wasting any time.
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Shh. Punching.
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Keagan, what's wrong?
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Everyone's saying you
cried at swim practice.
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I don't want to talk about...
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It's my dad.
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He says film school's for sissies.
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He wants me to be a wedding
planner just like him.
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Hey, Scorsese.
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Come down and help your old
man with his centerpieces.
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- Let's go.
- Where?
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A place where we're always safe.
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Why are you so good to me?
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'Cause I'm with you for the long haul.
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As long as there's a pond and a ladder,
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I'll be there.
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Whoa!
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He can't go to jail.
He'll miss junior prom.
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Please tell me we have
the season two DVD.
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Hmm, maybe in the attic.
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Found it.
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Oh, I forgot about this
season's unfortunate haircuts.
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Whoa, this looks
just like the dress Laney wore
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when she got drunk on cough syrup
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and blew her Juilliard audition.
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I was trying to look just like her.
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I guess we all were.
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All these old clothes are
actually kind of trendy again.
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You know, I bet that would fit you.
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Hmm.
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Oh. You look just like a little me,
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trying to look like a little
Sarah Jennifer Judson.
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You should wear that to school.
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I don't know, Mom. I've kind of gotten
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used to flying under the radar,
you know, attention-wise.
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But it's cute.
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It kind of is.
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And then, and then Clincher was like,
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"Peace be with you, Father,"
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but he meant "piece" like a gun.
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Then he punched the priest with the gun.
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Oh, wow. Time for work, dear.
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The Clinker will be here
when you get home.
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It's not Clinker, Marge, it's Clincher.
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Thank God she's good-looking, right?
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I don't know about this, Mom.
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Oh, Lisa. You're adorable.
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I guess,
but what if someone looks at me?
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Oh, no one's gonna look at you.
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How cute was Lisa
in her '90s look, Maggie?
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Pretty fly, I thought.
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It's so funny how things
come back in style,
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like the word "fly."
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And she was worried about
what the other kids would think.
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They'll think she's cute
as a button, right?
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Right? Why, I bet
wearing your mom's clothes
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is as cool today as it
was when I was a girl.
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What have I done?
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Janey, do you think
this outfit looks okay?
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Uh, we're all waiting
to hear what we think...
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from them.
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Move.
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Please don't be
getting consoled by the janitor.
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Hmm, retro vibes
but still of the moment.
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It tells a story, and that story
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is "look at my outfit."
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It works!
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Ah, she took a risk, and it paid off.
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I can't believe it.
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My little girl is fashionable.
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And then at lunch,
when I went up to return my tray,
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everyone clapped.
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Oh, no, I can't go back
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to this dress
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that we bought at... CVS?
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Please tell me you have
one more cool outfit.
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Oh, I can do better than that.
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- ♪ Whoo, whoo! ♪
- ♪ Street sounds swirling through my mind ♪
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♪ Street sounds swirling
through my mind ♪
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♪ Mind ♪
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♪ Mind. ♪
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Hey, new kid.
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Huh? Me? Oh, I'm not new.
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I didn't ask for your life story,
new kid.
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I'm Devin. Spelled like "heaven,"
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but with a "D" and no "A"
and an "I" for the second "E."
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Of course, you know Vidalia.
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No, we've never met.
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Lisa, darling.
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We were worried you might
be a one-fit wonder,
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but we've been loving the vintage looks.
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Welcome to Fashion Club.
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You guys meet in the music room?
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We took it over when Mr. Largo died.
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Mr. Largo died?
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Or he has jury duty?
It was something dumb.
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Honey, I love your eye.
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You're coming thrifting
with us this Saturday.
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Let's see you in action.
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Oh, that sounds fun.
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Downtown, noon.
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You better like boba,
or I swear to God...
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Terri, I didn't know
you were in Fashion Club.
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Where's Sherri?
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Please. Have you ever seen Sherri slay?
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Or so much as serve?
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Keep walking, Kmart.
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Guess which fist I'm gonna
punch you off your chopper with.
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- Huh?
- Wrong.
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Hope that ambulance has medicine.
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Homer, we need your help.
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Smitty's trapped between two...
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He's running out of oxygen.
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Ooh.
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Lisa, look what's coming
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to the Springfield Convention
Center this Saturday.
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Hmm?
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"Your favorite TV stars from the '90s
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in varying degrees of recognizability."
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And there's going to be a
Keagan's Pond meet-and-greet
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at 2:00.
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Uh, Saturday? Mm, I sort of have plans.
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But I can totally meet you at 2:00.
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Mom and daughter day.
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Great.
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My Frank Paul donkey shirt.
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I had so many great memories with it.
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And thanks to you, I have one more.
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Aw.
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Okay, if I'm gonna go shopping,
I'm gonna need some money.
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$28.
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That should be more than enough
to get a couple of cute fits
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at a thrift store.
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A hundred dollars?!
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For a T-shirt of an airline
that doesn't exist anymore?
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Why is everything here so expensive?
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Uh, shop much?
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This is how the world
of thrifting works.
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Some used-up 40-year-old
donates a box full of clothes
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from when she mattered,
then someone cool but scary
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slaps a huge price tag on it.
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So thrift stores aren't
for poor people anymore?
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Oh, sweetheart, nothing is.
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What a racket. Let's ditch this place.
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I have a better idea.
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Hmm, everyone's either
had way too much work done
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or not nearly enough.
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S.G.E.!
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I can't believe I beat the crowds.
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Who am I making this out to, sweetheart?
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Oh, actually,
I-I wanted to get a picture
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of you, me and my daughter.
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That counts as two selfies.
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I'm sure she'll be here any second.
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No worries.
I can tell you all about my lawsuit
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against the makers of the
Keagan's Pond slot machine.
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It's rigged against me.
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Look, I got to get out of here,
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or these jerks are gonna charge me
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a full-day table rental.
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I can't believe it.
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Lisa stood me up.
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Sounds like your afternoon is free.
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Ever done it in a men's shelter?
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Ah.
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Ugh. Lisa, you are so lucky
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your mom kept all her old clothes.
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My mom sent all her cool looks
to the victims of some flood.
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So selfish.
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I mean, look at how cool
all the moms used to be.
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I bet every mom in town
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has an attic full of
forgotten vintage clothes.
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I never thought of that.
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This would be so cute as a crop top.
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Oh, maybe don't...
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Uh...
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What the heck is going on here?
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- Mom.
- I waited for you for hours.
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I met Keagan. It was unsettling.
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And the whole time you were here,
defiling my clothes
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with the cast of Euphoria?
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Oh, well, I-I didn't think
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you were ever gonna
wear this stuff again.
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I mean, it doesn't even fit you anymore.
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Ooh.
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Excuse me?
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And even if it did fit,
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you're not cool enough to pull it off.
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That's it. I'm taking it all back.
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Now who's cool?
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You, ma'am.
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Now make like a banana and peel.
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I get it in context, I guess.
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Lisa! Hey, girlie. Want to hang?
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You still want to hang?
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Even after my mom
totally mommed out on us?
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Please.
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We don't ditch people just
for having crazy mothers.
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My mom once set fire to a piano store
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because she was trying to get
a news anchor's attention.
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Ugh. Mission accomplished.
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Come on,
we're gonna party at a friend's house.
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Ooh, a party?
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Playing Candy Land
with Ralph is a party?
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Totally. You're stuck
in Molasses Swamp again.
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I like swamp.
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Terri's been in the
bathroom for a while.
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I'm gonna go check on her.
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If you see Ralph in the mirror, say hi.
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You know, Vidalia's been
checking on Terri for a while.
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I'm gonna go check on
Vidalia checking on Terri.
261
00:12:31,602 --> 00:12:33,606
Uh, that's weird.
262
00:12:33,672 --> 00:12:34,707
Time to go.
263
00:12:34,741 --> 00:12:36,846
What? Oh, okay.
264
00:12:36,846 --> 00:12:38,850
I'm popular.
265
00:12:40,754 --> 00:12:43,592
Why are we leaving?
And why did we come?
266
00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,730
Shh. Man, what a haul.
267
00:12:45,763 --> 00:12:49,605
Vintage Abercrombie flannel,
Guess overalls, spaghetti strap dress.
268
00:12:50,506 --> 00:12:53,512
You stole Mrs. Wiggum's old clothes?
269
00:12:53,546 --> 00:12:56,719
It was just sitting in an attic,
totally forgotten,
270
00:12:56,719 --> 00:12:58,489
just like you said.
271
00:12:58,522 --> 00:12:59,859
Great job as lookout, by the way.
272
00:12:59,859 --> 00:13:02,630
Oh, God. I was an accessory?
273
00:13:02,697 --> 00:13:04,869
No, this is an accessory.
274
00:13:06,671 --> 00:13:09,777
Ugh, you're right.
You really don't have the head shape.
275
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:18,262
Okay, okay, we're thieves.
276
00:13:18,295 --> 00:13:20,433
I'm a thief. I'm in a gang of thieves.
277
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,305
I'm gonna go to jail,
and they'll give me a tattoo
278
00:13:23,372 --> 00:13:25,576
and I won't even get to pick it.
279
00:13:25,610 --> 00:13:27,246
Girlie, relax.
280
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:30,286
You had a genius idea.
We just executed it.
281
00:13:30,286 --> 00:13:32,423
We're keeping these poor,
neglected clothes
282
00:13:32,456 --> 00:13:35,329
out of the greedy
clutches of Big Thrift.
283
00:13:35,396 --> 00:13:38,268
And we're recycling old clothes
284
00:13:38,302 --> 00:13:40,306
instead of supporting fast fashion.
285
00:13:40,306 --> 00:13:44,314
It's a victimless crime,
which is the second-best kind.
286
00:13:44,314 --> 00:13:45,783
But it's still a crime...
287
00:13:47,754 --> 00:13:50,326
...to look this good.
288
00:13:50,359 --> 00:13:52,330
I mean, it is a shame to just let
289
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:54,468
such cool clothes go to waste.
290
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:58,442
It's not like Mrs. Wiggum was
gonna pass them down to Ralph.
291
00:13:59,335 --> 00:14:00,446
Lisa, you're a genius again.
292
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,352
We'll only hit boy moms'
houses from now on.
293
00:14:03,419 --> 00:14:07,660
Oh, stealing from more moms?
I don't know.
294
00:14:09,797 --> 00:14:11,435
Hey, fashion girl,
295
00:14:11,468 --> 00:14:13,472
this is your basic mom.
296
00:14:13,506 --> 00:14:16,311
Don't forget you have a
dentist appointment today.
297
00:14:16,344 --> 00:14:18,816
Hope you're not too trendy
to sanitize your retainer.
298
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,455
I'm in, but if we're gonna hit
299
00:14:21,488 --> 00:14:23,492
every boy mom house in town,
300
00:14:23,526 --> 00:14:26,364
we can't do it one awkward
playdate at a time.
301
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:29,537
We need to get all the moms
out of the house at once.
302
00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:30,572
But how?
303
00:14:30,606 --> 00:14:32,309
Attention, students.
304
00:14:32,343 --> 00:14:35,181
Don't forget Saturday
is the mother-son dance.
305
00:14:35,216 --> 00:14:38,783
So put on your boogie shoes
and mother-respecting bow tis
306
00:14:38,818 --> 00:14:40,359
and get ready to par-tay.
307
00:14:40,359 --> 00:14:42,663
Oh, I'm sorry, I misread that.
308
00:14:42,697 --> 00:14:43,598
- Party.
- Ugh.
309
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,806
Thank God my mom's in
jail for piano arson.
310
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,476
This is perfect.
311
00:14:48,509 --> 00:14:50,713
All the moms will be out of the house.
312
00:14:50,713 --> 00:14:52,417
But what about the dads?
313
00:14:52,484 --> 00:14:54,822
I know just how to distract 'em.
314
00:14:56,658 --> 00:14:59,597
That's for checking my prostate.
315
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:01,668
No.
316
00:15:02,536 --> 00:15:05,510
You can't make me go.
317
00:15:05,543 --> 00:15:07,513
Oh, come on. It's not gonna kill you
318
00:15:07,547 --> 00:15:10,519
to slow-dance with your mother
in front of your friends.
319
00:15:10,552 --> 00:15:12,590
We don't know that for sure.
320
00:15:13,426 --> 00:15:15,396
Mother. Nice dress.
321
00:15:15,396 --> 00:15:17,701
Thank you. I'm glad it fits.
322
00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:18,837
Barely.
323
00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:20,373
Why, you little...
324
00:15:20,704 --> 00:15:22,410
Break it up. Break it up.
325
00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:24,414
Forget it, Mom, she's not worth it.
326
00:15:25,305 --> 00:15:27,854
Come on, let's go to the stupid dance.
327
00:15:29,424 --> 00:15:31,395
There's a lasagna in the fridge.
328
00:15:31,428 --> 00:15:33,732
Eat around the beef.
329
00:15:37,707 --> 00:15:40,513
These are the houses
of Springfield's former fashion hotties.
330
00:15:40,546 --> 00:15:41,648
The moms are at the dance.
331
00:15:41,682 --> 00:15:44,754
And I've got the dad distractor.
332
00:15:53,672 --> 00:15:54,741
He's Clinched.
333
00:15:54,775 --> 00:15:56,644
Let's go shopping.
334
00:16:26,739 --> 00:16:28,775
This dance is so lovely.
335
00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:30,253
Whose idea was it?
336
00:16:30,288 --> 00:16:31,581
Well, Mother and I
have been going through
337
00:16:31,614 --> 00:16:33,252
a bit of a rough patch,
338
00:16:33,287 --> 00:16:35,523
and our couples counselor suggested it.
339
00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:38,496
Seymour,
I didn't wear my fancy orthopedics
340
00:16:38,496 --> 00:16:40,213
for you to chitchat.
341
00:16:40,248 --> 00:16:42,838
I asked the DJ to play "Hungry Eyes."
342
00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:45,590
Bart, "Hungry Eyes."
343
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:48,482
- Hmm?
- You'll never catch me alive!
344
00:16:48,482 --> 00:16:51,788
♪ Hungry eyes... ♪
345
00:16:52,657 --> 00:16:55,529
Bart, if you don't boogie with me,
346
00:16:55,596 --> 00:16:58,836
I'll lead a mom dance
in the center of the gym.
347
00:16:59,938 --> 00:17:02,845
Aha!
348
00:17:02,878 --> 00:17:03,980
Huh?
349
00:17:05,616 --> 00:17:07,654
Okay, this is the big score.
350
00:17:07,687 --> 00:17:09,992
The mother lode of mother clothes.
351
00:17:09,992 --> 00:17:12,663
Martin Prince's mom.
352
00:17:12,663 --> 00:17:15,536
I heard her sister used
to manage an Aeropostale
353
00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:17,942
and had a ten percent discount.
354
00:17:17,975 --> 00:17:19,845
- Whoa.
- Whoa. - Whoa.
355
00:17:19,879 --> 00:17:21,982
Let's do this.
356
00:17:30,766 --> 00:17:34,875
Oh, my God.
These sick freaks don't have a TV.
357
00:17:36,545 --> 00:17:37,981
Come on, pick up, pick up.
358
00:17:47,418 --> 00:17:49,561
Spice Girls tour jacket.
359
00:17:49,596 --> 00:17:50,539
Jelly sandals.
360
00:17:50,573 --> 00:17:53,778
Sweatpants with words
written on the butt.
361
00:17:55,092 --> 00:17:56,117
Hmm?
362
00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:04,567
Old Man Prince is on the move.
Get out of there.
363
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:07,773
Guys, we got to go.
We can climb down from here.
364
00:18:14,644 --> 00:18:15,890
Mom's shirt.
365
00:18:17,861 --> 00:18:19,631
Attention, intruders.
366
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:20,967
We know you're in the house.
367
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:22,904
Police are on their way.
368
00:18:26,946 --> 00:18:29,717
- Oh, no.
- Exit the premises immediately.
369
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:32,589
I know that the neighbors
always have a lot of cash.
370
00:18:32,623 --> 00:18:34,828
They hide a key in the flower pot.
371
00:18:35,863 --> 00:18:38,602
Aw, how did I ever rationalize this
372
00:18:38,635 --> 00:18:41,641
as anything other than a literal crime?
373
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:44,948
I'm not a fashionista, I'm a criminal.
374
00:18:48,655 --> 00:18:50,660
M-Mom?
375
00:18:50,726 --> 00:18:52,597
I'll explain in the dinghy.
376
00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:53,632
Where did you get a dinghy?
377
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,602
Do you want to escape or not?
378
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,139
Whoa!
379
00:18:59,711 --> 00:19:01,648
While I'm busy get-away-paddling,
380
00:19:01,715 --> 00:19:05,055
why don't you tell me
what were you thinking?
381
00:19:05,089 --> 00:19:06,658
I'm so sorry, Mom.
382
00:19:06,725 --> 00:19:08,963
You just wanted to bond with me,
383
00:19:08,997 --> 00:19:10,733
and I ruined it.
384
00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:12,938
I'm such a terrible daughter.
385
00:19:14,808 --> 00:19:18,615
Remember,
"I'm with you for the long haul.
386
00:19:18,648 --> 00:19:23,124
As long as there's a pond and a ladder,
I'll be there."
387
00:19:24,794 --> 00:19:27,099
Wait, how did you know I was here?
388
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:29,637
A mother always knows...
389
00:19:29,671 --> 00:19:32,944
is the name of the kid-tracking
app I put on your phone.
390
00:19:32,978 --> 00:19:34,614
Oh.
391
00:19:34,647 --> 00:19:36,617
I also track your brother on here.
392
00:19:36,651 --> 00:19:38,622
See, he's still at the dance.
393
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:39,757
Hey, this is actually kind of fun
394
00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:41,661
when it's not your own mom.
395
00:19:41,661 --> 00:19:43,132
Dip me, handsome.
396
00:19:43,132 --> 00:19:44,133
Mm!
397
00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:47,808
Hey, the lady came with me.
398
00:19:47,841 --> 00:19:50,679
The sirens stopped. Where are the cops?
399
00:19:50,679 --> 00:19:54,855
Your father said he'd take
care of them Clincher style.
400
00:19:54,921 --> 00:19:56,791
You're under arrest, Clinche.
401
00:19:56,826 --> 00:20:00,132
Do I have the
right to remain violent?
402
00:20:02,938 --> 00:20:05,811
Yeah! Take that, you stupid pigs.
403
00:20:05,844 --> 00:20:08,015
So, your mom didn't even yell at you?
404
00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:09,784
Wow, she's pretty cool.
405
00:20:09,818 --> 00:20:12,723
Well, I am grounded
for the next eight months.
406
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:14,727
But when that's over, do you guys want
407
00:20:14,794 --> 00:20:16,999
to come over and watch Keagan's Pond?
408
00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:18,701
It's really good.
409
00:20:18,701 --> 00:20:21,741
Ew, why would anyone watch
a show from the '90s?
410
00:20:21,809 --> 00:20:24,147
I love that dress, by the way.
411
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,852
Oh, this? Oh, thanks.
412
00:20:26,886 --> 00:20:29,724
I've had it literally forever.
413
00:20:30,952 --> 00:20:32,730
Pick up the pace, people.
414
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:34,701
I want everything you stole returned
415
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,037
by the end of the day.
416
00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:38,141
Well, almost everything.
417
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:40,545
Ooh.
418
00:20:40,779 --> 00:20:44,721
♪ Hungry eyes ♪
419
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:47,192
♪ I feel the magic
between you and I. ♪
420
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:57,479
♪ I'm not gonna age
'cause I'll be young forever ♪
421
00:20:57,479 --> 00:20:59,617
♪ I'll be in high school ♪
422
00:20:59,617 --> 00:21:02,656
♪ For eternity ♪
423
00:21:02,723 --> 00:21:04,661
♪ I'm not gonna age ♪
424
00:21:04,727 --> 00:21:08,635
♪ And we'll always be together ♪
425
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:12,743
♪ In a sort of teenage purgatory ♪
426
00:21:12,743 --> 00:21:14,514
♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪
427
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:19,657
♪ Do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do ♪
428
00:21:19,723 --> 00:21:23,632
♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪
429
00:21:23,666 --> 00:21:29,978
♪ Do-do-do... ♪
430
00:21:35,069 --> 00:21:36,524
Shh!
431
00:21:39,183 --> 00:21:42,135
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