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- ♪ I'm goin' downto South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time
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♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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- ♪ I'm goin' downto South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day
or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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- ♪ I'm headin' on downto South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna seeif I can't unwind ♪
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- ♪ Come on downto South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some friendsof mine ♪
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Hello, sir.
My name is Red,
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and I go to
South Park Elementary.
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Would you like to sign
my petition?
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Why sure, little girl.
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What's your petition for?
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It's to try and get everyone
to smell my farts.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's going on here?
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Oh, wow, Santa Claus!
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You've been a bad girl, Red,
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so I'm gonna piss
in your face now.
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Oh, no, you better not,
Santa!
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
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- Ew!
- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
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See?
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And then Santa Claus pisses
in her face!
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There, now you smell
like Santa's piss.
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Wow, that looks pretty real.
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Hey, fellas!
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Fellas, check this out!
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Me and Kenny made
a generative AI video
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of Red getting pissed on
by Santa Claus.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
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Aw, dude.
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It's really easy,
you can make the videos online.
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We made one
of Red eating dog shit,
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and one of Red
barfing up tampons.
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Dude, that's not cool.
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Yeah, why would you guys
do this to her?
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'Cause Red's a bitch!
She totally used me.
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Red pretended she liked me
to get me to buy her a Labubu.
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That bitch deserves it.
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You shouldn't be using AI to
make revenge porn, Butters.
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That's gonna totally backfire.
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Ah, what's gonna happen?
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Ho, ho, ho, ho.
RED:
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That little shit!
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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That little shit!
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It's already
all over the school.
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Butters is trying
to humiliate you.
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What the hell
did I do to him?
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Well, you did kind of
use him.
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I didn't use him.
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He wanted to buy me a Labubu.
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You should go tell
the principal, Red.
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They said if anyone made
these kind of videos
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of other students,
they'd call the police.
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I don't need to tell
the principal.
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There's gonna be a big assembly
this afternoon.
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I'll get Butters back myself.
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All right, everyone,
listen up.
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As you know, most of your
brains have been sucked void
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of common sense
by the woke radical left.
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And so today's topic is about
having some pride
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in America's heritage!
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Pay attention.
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America.
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It was built on a dream.
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An idea that almost all peopleshould be free.
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When our forefathers firstcame to this great nation,
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they----in the----Mayflower--
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Plymouth--
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♪ Totoro, Totoro
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♪ Totoro, Totoro
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♪ ♪
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Well, hey, everybody!
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It's me, Butters.
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And this is my friend, Totoro.
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And you know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna fuck him.
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Yep, that's right,
I'm Butters,
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and I'm gonna have sex
with Totoro right now.
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Oh! Oh.
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Whoa!
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Oh, you bitch!
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What the hell is this?
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I told him.
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♪
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All right, Mrs. Cartman,
let me get this straight.
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You say the government...
took your child?
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Eric was very sick.
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The doctor said
he only had
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another six or seven weeks
to live.
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And these people said
they could help him
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if they took him to Washington.
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And they didn't invite you
to go alone?
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Seems a little farfetched.
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It was all so confusing.
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They said it was about
national security.
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I've been getting updates
and emails,
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but I don't even know
what to believe anymore.
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Detective Harris, sir,
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we need to get down
to the school right away.
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What's the matter?
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There's a young boy there,
sir.
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Appears he's been molested
by Totoro.
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Holy shit!
Sorry, Mrs. Cartman.
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We'll look into it for you
when we can.
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But what about Eric?
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All right, kid, you wanna
tell me what happened?
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I don't know nuttin'!
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We've seen the video, kid.
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How long have you and Totoro
been sexually active?
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What?
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I don't know nuttin'!
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Look, that forest-dwelling
piece of shit
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is just gonna keep doing this
to kids
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unless you talk to us.
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I wanna know where
you met Totoro,
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and I want a description
of his penis.
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Sir, you better come
take a look at this.
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What is it?
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There's another young student
here at this school
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that appears to have just been
raped by Popeye.
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Popeye?
That son of a bitch!
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I don't know nuttin'!
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Huh, yuck, yuck, yuck,
yuck, yuck.
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Oh-ho, whoa!Yuck...
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Jesus Christ.
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Yuck, yuck, yuck,
yuck, yuck, oh...
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Oh, my God!
What the hell is going on here?
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We think Totoro and Popeye
might somehow
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be working together, sir.
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This all has to be connected.
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A string of rapes,
the missing Cartman boy--
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South Park's going to shit
right before our eyes.
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Sir?
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There's something very wrong
going on here, Mitch,
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and I'm gonna find out what.
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Boss,
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please don't be mad at me.
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Everything I did...
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I did for you.
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You were manipulating me.
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This whole time, you've been
trying to get me
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to get rid of Satan's baby.
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Yes, because I know you want
to get rid of the baby, boss.
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I was just trying to help you.
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I would do anything for you.
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You...
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are the greatest boss
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I ever had.
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And I just want you
to be happy.
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Of course
I don't want the baby,
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but everyone's so excited.
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I can't get out of it.
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I have a guy, boss.
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He's in Colorado right now.
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He is an expert in all of this.
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♪
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Nobody's here to
embarrass you, all right son?
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We just wanna know what
happened between you and Popeye.
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You can't tell 'em
the girls did it to you
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'cause you helped me
or they're gonna know
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we did it to them first!
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We don't know nothing!
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Did Totoro tell you
to say that?
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You don't need
to protect these scumbags.
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Sir,
there's a Studio Ghibli here
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that wants to talk to the kid.
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What's s Studio Ghibli?
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Some Japanese guys,
say they represent Totoro.
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You!
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You fuck Totoro!
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Totoro is Studio Ghibli IP!
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Ah, Totoro's already got
some lawyers, huh?
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It takes hundreds of artists
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three years to make Totoro!
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And in two minutes
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you spit out you shit
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and fuck Totoro!
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Studio Ghibli no sakuhin!
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What?
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All right, I can't understand
a word anyone here is saying.
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You stop!
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This is a "shi-shu"
and "deshishto!"
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"Shi-shu" and "deshishto!"
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Mitch, get 'em outta here!
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Shimatta!
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Totoro no meiyo ga kegasareta!
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You cannot just do
whatever you want
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with someone else's IP!
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- Yo, what's up, Mom?It's your boy, Eric,
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live from Washington, D.C.Day one, baby.
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Look,that's a big pointy thing--
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uh, the Washington Monument.
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Whole reflection pool'sright there.
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It's like a giant bathtub,but with ducks.
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Everything's great. Promise.
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Hey, Mom, it's me.Just want you to know
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I am totally safeand in no danger whatsoever.
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Dude, there's a castleat the end of the street
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and everyone smellslike popcorn.
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This is unreal, forever.
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Just want to let everyone knowI'm safe and sound.
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No, kitty, that's my pot pie!
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I love Cheesy Poofs and--
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Rawr! Respect my authority!Bye!
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Oh, Eric,
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Mommy misses you.
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"A boy from South Park
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"tells his mom he's doing good
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and he'll be home soon."
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Hey, dude, fuck you.
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That is totally not cool,
what you're doing.
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"The boy is fat
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and authoritative."
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- Hey, Mom,things are good here.
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I love Cheesy Poofs!
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I'm just stokedto be feeling better,
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and I'll be home soon.Respect my authority!
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Bro, everyone's gonna know
that's not really me.
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I haven't even talked
about Cheesy Poofs
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in, like, five years.
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You shut up!
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We'll be going
to Washington soon,
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and then you're gonna help me
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stop the antichrist
from being born.
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And we're gonna save the world.
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Not for free, dude!
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If you wanna use me, then you
gotta pay a motherfucker.
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You don't get to make me go do
a bunch of weird shit
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that I would normally never do.
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It's the world you live in,
kid.
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Anyone can make you
do anything they want.
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- No, kitty,that's my authority!
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Pot pie!
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♪
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I word really hard.
You know?
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I just feel like I deserve
to relax a bit, guy.
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Of course you do, boss.
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This baby is too much for you.
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I tried abortion clinics,
Plan B,
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but this baby just won't die!
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And that is how my guy in
Colorado can help us, boss.
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Only he can stop the antichrist.
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If we bring him here,
to Washington, then we can--
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What are you guys doing?
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Hey, relax, guy!
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We're having
an important meeting!
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What are you talking about?
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It's government stuff, Satan.
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OK, so I guess
I'm going to the pediatrician
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by myself again.
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Hey, relax, guy!
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We have to do this.
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You're such a piece of shit.
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You see?
Always bitching at me.
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00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,301
I should be treated better
than that.
261
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,695
Yes, boss, you should.
262
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,785
That's why you need to trust me.
263
00:10:55,916 --> 00:11:00,094
Nobody feels for you
the way that I do.
264
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,791
Nobody, boss.
265
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,853
Hey, Red, can we talk to you?
266
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,289
Sure, Kyle.
267
00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:24,945
I'm here to help Butters
try to call a truce.
268
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,729
What kind of truce?
269
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,514
It's just all this Sora stuff
is kinda getting out of hand.
270
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:30,864
I know Butters started it,
271
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,213
so then you guys made one
of him,
272
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,258
but then you guys made one
of Kenny,
273
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:37,348
and I just think we all need
to respect each other more.
274
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,307
You know what?
You're right, Kyle.
275
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,917
You're really a smart guy.
276
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:43,528
Thanks, Red.
I feel like a smart guy.
277
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:46,140
It's 'cause I'm a Jew.
278
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:49,230
Excuse me, is your name Kyle?
279
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,145
Oh, wow, it's Droopy Dog!
280
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,886
Hey, Droopy Dog.
Yeah, I'm Kyle.
281
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,670
You know what?
282
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,238
I'm gonna take a shit
in your mouth.
283
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,283
Oh, no, Droopy Dog,
don't shit in my mouth!
284
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,328
Bad dog!
285
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,243
Here it comes.
286
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,856
You like that, you dumb Jew?
287
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,336
-
-
288
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:10,381
- Dude, what the hell?
- You see?
289
00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:11,992
The girls did one
about you now.
290
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,602
What the hell did I do?
291
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,256
It don't matter, I told you!
292
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,040
Red's just a bitch.
293
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:20,827
- You like that hot shitin your Jew mouth?
294
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,785
I mean, you got to admit
it's pretty impressive.
295
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,265
It looks really real.
296
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,006
It's not impressive!
It's fucked up.
297
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,529
How is this even legal?
298
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,052
Nothing's sacred, Kyle.
299
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,402
All you can do is fight fire
with fire.
300
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,056
Well, then let's see
how Red likes it
301
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,841
when we make one of her
and Bluey.
302
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:35,972
Yeah!
303
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:46,635
We've had 12 new cases
in the past 14 hours,
304
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:49,812
and you're telling me we can't
get one kid to testify?
305
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,683
None of the kids will talk,
sir.
306
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,121
We're running out of time
here, people.
307
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,340
These predators are all gonna
start lawyering up
308
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,602
like Totoro did.
309
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,822
We're not lawyer!
310
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,477
Studio Ghibli make Totoro
311
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,872
with pencil and paint,
312
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:10,528
not by typing sentence
on stupid Sora app!
313
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,663
Nobody can understand
anything you're saying,
314
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:17,187
so I don't know
what to tell you, buddy.
315
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,233
We're just getting
no cooperation.
316
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,452
Every kid we interview,
we get the same thing.
317
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,890
"That's not me.
Someone else did that."
318
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,066
That's the South Park
we're living in, Mitch.
319
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,503
Kids won't talk to a cop,
320
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,636
but they'll do anything Rocky
and Bullwinkle tell 'em to do.
321
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,422
That's it.
322
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:37,425
We gotta go undercover
as a couple of these predators
323
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:40,602
and gain a little kid's trust.
324
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,436
Yeah. What's going on?
325
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,438
Everything is OK.
326
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,919
We have Trump's approval now.
327
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,834
The president knows
of our plans?
328
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,096
Yes.
329
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:59,142
He and I are on the same page.
330
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,491
What's he say?
331
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,885
But we cannot proceed
just yet.
332
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,496
Can you keep the child on ice
a little longer?
333
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,411
No problem--with Sora 2,
334
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,849
I can make the South Park kid
do just about anything.
335
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,851
Dude, fuck you.
336
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,504
That is so lame.
337
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,338
♪ ♪
338
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:25,386
But boss, what about Satan?
339
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:32,219
♪ ♪
340
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:38,660
- ♪ I want to knowwhat love is ♪
341
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,618
♪ ♪
342
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:43,883
Oh, boss, it's so big.
343
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,973
♪ ♪
344
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:50,411
- ♪ I want to feelwhat love is ♪
345
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:53,370
♪ ♪
346
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,719
♪ I know you can show me ♪
347
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,505
Oh, boss!
348
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,855
Boss!
349
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,118
Yes, boss!
350
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,685
Yes, boss!
351
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:16,567
How much longer we gotta do
this shit, Mitch?
352
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,787
You remember
when things made sense?
353
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:22,312
You put your time in.
You did the work.
354
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:25,359
But now this stuff
we're seeing,
355
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,665
it's like someone shook
the snow globe and said,
356
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,755
"Here you go,
make sense of this."
357
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:33,019
I don't understand it much
either, sir.
358
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:36,326
Maybe we're just too old.
359
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:39,808
We used to go after
normal criminals.
360
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:43,594
But now the criminals have
faces that can just start
361
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:47,381
turning into oranges
that eat other oranges.
362
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,905
That's when you realize
363
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:53,996
maybe the job doesn't need you
anymore.
364
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,738
Hey, look.
Kid's coming out.
365
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,828
Let's do this.
366
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:02,352
Hey there, little girl.
It's Rocky and Bullwinkle.
367
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,354
You looking for a good time?
368
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:16,845
The South Park Police
Department had to go undercover
369
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,979
in order to finally get
to the truth in this case.
370
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,632
And what the evidence will show
371
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,157
is that an innocent girl
was humiliated
372
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,073
by the actions of these boys.
373
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,989
All right, little girl,
you say the boys just used you.
374
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,773
Is that right?
375
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,383
That's right.
376
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,646
They made me do things
I would normally never do.
377
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:39,172
Exactly what kinds of things?
378
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,261
They made me
go to the bathroom
379
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,960
in a very, very bad place.
380
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,179
And did the suspects
offer you
381
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,616
any kind of compensation?
382
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,879
I didn't make one cent!
383
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,666
What the hell is going on?
384
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,973
They're turning the kids
into the victims?
385
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,844
This whole thing stinks!
386
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,977
Why don't you go fuck yourself,
Bluey?
387
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,980
Order! Order!
388
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,069
My client has been
misrepresented,
389
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,071
and these boys are going
to jail!
390
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,855
It wasn't their fault,
all right?
391
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,467
It's all my fault!
392
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,556
This all started with me,
393
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,906
because my heart was broken.
394
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:20,300
I made the first videos
using Sora 2.
395
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,866
I saw the ones
Eric Cartman made
396
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,651
to get out of going to school,
and I thought
397
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,132
I could make these about Red
'cause the bitch deserves it.
398
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,785
But it was just me.
399
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,312
Wait, you're saying
that the Eric Cartman videos
400
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,096
are all being created
by someone
401
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,881
to distort the truth?
402
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,709
That's gotta be Totoro!
403
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:41,669
Trace the IP address, and let's
get the son of a bitch!
404
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,502
Ah!
405
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:51,853
Freeze!
406
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,595
We got the kid, sir.
407
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,031
You're making a big mistake.
408
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,294
I have powerful connections.
409
00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,774
Oh, I know you do.
410
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,558
But no magical Catbus is gonna
411
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:04,300
whisk you away from justice
this time.
412
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,128
Mom!
413
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,478
Oh, Eric, you're safe!
414
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,524
How the hell did it take you
this long
415
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,395
to figure out
those videos of me were fake?
416
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,919
Oh, well, they looked
so real, sweetie.
417
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:18,575
When is the last time I even
ate a pot pie, you dumb bitch?
418
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,055
Get him out of here.
419
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,667
Lock him up
with the Japanese lawyers.
420
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,757
Well, Mitch, looks like
we just busted a huge community
421
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,890
of online rapists
called Sora 2.
422
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,631
Great job, sir.
423
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:33,590
Detective Harris,
you better take a look at this.
424
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,549
This guy didn't just
make videos.
425
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:37,072
He also has
surveillance equipment
426
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,639
all over the White House.
427
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,554
- White House?
- Yeah.
428
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,338
He's got this video
of the president
429
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,948
in the Lincoln Bedroom.
430
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,907
Oh, boss!
431
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,300
Boss!
432
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,563
- Jesus Christ.
-Yes, boss!
433
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,565
Yes, boss!
434
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:54,394
Oh, my God, what the hell
is going on here?
435
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,873
Oh, boy.
436
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,921
When Fox News sees this,
they are not gonna be happy.
437
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:05,579
This is a...
Fox News...
438
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,276
special alert.
439
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:13,804
Some, uh, very troubling news
from the White House today.
440
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:17,765
Apparently, a security camera
in the Lincoln Bedroom
441
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:23,118
has caught President Trump
having...relations
442
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,860
with Vice President Vance.
443
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,732
Fox News is live
at the White House.
444
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:33,128
Yeah, hey.
445
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:36,305
Definitely disheartening news
here.
446
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,655
Why the president would do this
to Satan
447
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:42,050
with a baby on the way,
we don't know.
448
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,704
Guess it's anyone's guess why--
449
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,228
Sorry, sorry, we gotta
interrupt you there.
450
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,188
Uh, we just got word
that the president is
451
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,972
calling in to "Fox & Friends."
452
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:54,367
Are you there, sir?
453
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,152
Hello?
Hi? Hello?
454
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,938
Yes. Mr. President,
what is going on?
455
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,636
Oh, we're doing
some great things here.
456
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,246
More than Sleepy Joe Bidenever did!
457
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,682
Everything's great!
458
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,163
Well, what about you
and the vice president?
459
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,035
Hey, relax, guy!
460
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,646
We're trying to relax, sir,
461
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,865
but we've all seen
the security footage.
462
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,258
No, that's fake!
463
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,695
That's all--it's all Sora 2.
464
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,262
It's fake?
465
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,221
Yeah, guy,
that's all Sora 2!
466
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,092
That's all fake!
467
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:27,138
Oh, it's fake!
Oh, thank God!
468
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,663
Of course it was fake.
How could we have doubted it?
469
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,928
This is a Fox News
fake news alert.
470
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,756
Totally fake news today
471
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:39,063
as the president did not havesex with the vice president.
472
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:48,682
You swear on everything
that video was fake.
473
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,945
Of course it's fake, Satan!
474
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,687
OK, 'cause it looks
really real.
475
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:56,124
Satan, I swear on the baby.
476
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,734
I wouldn't do that to you.
477
00:20:57,865 --> 00:20:59,432
Relax, guy.
478
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,912
- OK.
- Great.
479
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,088
Well, I gotta go get a snack.
480
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,786
You want anything
from downstairs?
481
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,266
No, I'm good.
482
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,143
All right,
what's the situation?
483
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:19,147
The detective in Colorado
is very stubborn, boss.
484
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,497
He will not give us
Peter Thiel.
485
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:23,282
How can he not hand him over?
486
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:24,892
I'm the president!
487
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,459
Don't worry, boss.
488
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,896
We will not let that town
get in the way
489
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,854
of our plans together.
490
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:55,966
♪ ♪
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