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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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How are you doing?
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Well, I figured since the poker game
went really well, maybe we'd play a
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poker in the morning.
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A little poker in the morning?
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Poker. Oh, God.
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What?
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Is that him?
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No, he left. I think he's playing golf
today.
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Golf? How'd you get in?
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Your door's unlocked.
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Oh.
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Remember, I stayed the night.
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Oh, yeah. Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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I didn't even tell him.
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Well, what are you doing? Round two?
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Mm -hmm.
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Like I said, I wanted to play poker this
morning.
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What do you have to negotiate for this
round?
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I don't have to negotiate anything.
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Do you have to negotiate anything? Is
this like a blackmail?
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No, no blackmail.
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I just figured since I was better than
your dad, you might go for round two.
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Maybe next time I'll even let you win.
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Yeah? Yeah. Wait, yeah?
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Yeah. Really? Yeah.
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Alright, round two, fight.
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That was more than my allowance for a
month.
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For a month? I thought that was only a
week.
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Want to borrow some money?
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Yeah. I got great interest rates.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah. Alright.
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Yeah, you know what the interest is,
right?
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These rates? I don't know.
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You fit in this family really well.
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Thank you.
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Your dad raised you wrong, right? I
don't know. There's something that goes
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there. It must be in your bloodline
since I'm a fan of it too.
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It's going to be in somebody's line here
shortly.
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Oh yeah?
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So are you going to play with me or are
you actually going to touch me?
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A little bit of both.
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First thing in the morning I figured I'd
let you wake up a little bit before I
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just ripped your clothes off and ravaged
you. Oh, thank you. You're so kind.
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Sometimes. Sometimes? Sometimes.
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At least if I like you.
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Oh, so you like me?
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You're one of my favorite nieces.
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One of them?
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Why? I'll never tell. Okay, alright,
fine.
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Fine.
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I'm your favorite today.
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There's a sour.
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That works. Yeah?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Or at least at this moment in time,
how's that?
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This moment in time? Fine, you're my
favorite uncle at this moment in time.
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Hey. See, we have something in common
now. We're both each other's favorites
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the moment.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Your hands are way more manlier than my
dad's.
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Oh, shit.
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See, that's for all those years of hard
work.
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Hard work, you think?
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Mm -mm.
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God, I'm bummed.
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You're funny when you wake up. Thank
you, thank you. You got me to pour my
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coffee.
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I got cream for it.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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You might have to work for it a little
bit, though.
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Work for it? Mm -hmm. I did miss my
daily workout.
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How can you miss your daily workout when
you haven't even gotten out of bed yet?
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Because I never slept.
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But thank you.
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Hello, my dear friend.
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Is that what they call penis talk?
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I guess so.
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Or dictation.
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Beaver and Peter.
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Did you just wake up too?
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No, I've been up for a couple hours. A
couple hours?
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Yeah, waiting on your dad to get the
fuck out of here.
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And then what did you do, just watch me?
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No, he pretty much just left.
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Like he pulled out of the driveway and I
walked into your room.
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You're too funny.
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Funny, punny, something like that.
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You're bigger than him, too.
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I don't think I'll tell him that.
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Please don't.
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Because then he'll ask, how do you know?
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And I'll be over here like, oh, shit.
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Wait a minute. I've got to ask, how do
you know?
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You never know.
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I'm better than your dad.
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I'm bigger than... So you did lose on
purpose.
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I figured it out.
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I plead the fifth.
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Do you plead the fifth or do you please
the fifth? That is the question.
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I know. I really have to get off the
bed.
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I'm good with your mouth, too. Damn.
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Thank you.
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Such a cute butt.
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Oh, yeah.
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Are you going to praise this butt?
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I'm sorry I couldn't hear you. I was
better than you.
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Good.
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How deep is my ocean?
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Keep that up.
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You like it soft.
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You're not going to get anything out of
this.
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Nothing? No.
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Thank you.
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I might need some help taking those all
the way off.
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They're tight.
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Will you buy me a new nightgown?
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Daddy won't.
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And since you lost your hole in that
one.
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I'm shedding.
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How the hell does this thing come off?
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I don't know.
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I don't either.
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I don't know.
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Fuck it, let's leave it alone. Mom
usually cuts me out.
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Is that too much?
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Take your uncle for a ride. For a ride?
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Okay.
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Let me wipe this all off.
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Let's see.
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Thank you.
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too carried away.
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I know.
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Apparently so am I.
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Yeah.
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last night i hope you weren't lying
about being on the pill
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