All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.of.Atlanta.S16E01

Portia's my best friend, and I'm her
biggest cheerleader. I need the same for

me. I should have an Oscar for how I
made my marriage look like it was all

together. I am married to Charles
Oakley. Divorce is not an option. It is

impossible to move on while I'm living
with my straight husband.

All of a split second, everything
changed.

Now I have to talk about sucking dick
with my mother?

I don't give a damn what the public
thinks.

Why does she take that woman's husband?
Hide your husband, hide your wife.

Girl, are you serious? You can have his
husband.

Wow!

Oh, my Lord.

You are an awful and slimy ass bitch.

Of course we missed you.

Honey. You know, I had to circle the
block and I'm back.

Life has been amazing.

I've been traveling, living my best
life.

And Pilar is getting so big and
beautiful and smart.

And I've been so blessed in so many
ways. But, you know, life doesn't always

have a fairytale end.

I filed for a divorce a couple months
ago.

We had financial issues.

We had serious trust issues. He just
wasn't the man that I thought I was

marrying.

Pilar and I are still living in the
marital home, but things are getting

stressful with the divorce, and I'm
trying to figure out a way forward.

From the looks of it, you all were the
perfect couple. Their thing was to not

to bed angry and co -parented
wonderfully.

I know what they think.

Who the fuck did I marry?

Finding out one piece and then you look
into another piece. It makes you think

how much of it was real. I let my guard
down because I felt like it was the same

thing. I still love this person.

And I really, really hate all this.

I hear them whisper.

Yeah. I hear them trying to hate.

A lot of people, they say, well, this
could be her karma or whatever.

However, for me, I guess when bad karma
comes, good karma comes.

I always come out okay.

How many kisses should I give you today?
Um, 50 ,000.

It's going to take a long time, but I'm
ready. Ready? Go!

People only know me as Forces Ride or
Die.

Hi, ladies!

Hello!

My snow bunnies!

My name is Regina.

But, I mean, there's way more to me. And
I can outshine the best of them.

My $9 million house was the second
largest sale in Georgia that year. But

know what? I don't even get down like
that. I hate being defined by my walls.

you can afford to buy me the cheapest
house tequila at the bar, let's do it.

know, I might fit it over there and then
buy us the good stuff.

Hey, Dad.

What's up, y 'all?

I was like, it sucks having a birthday
like at Mother's Day.

I've not had any parties at my home
since I bought my home. My birthday

my first big party.

If it's a party, I'm going to party.

And it don't have to be a twerk. I mean,
I can twerk.

Oh, it's giving him regret.

I'm super excited because I invited all
my family. One thing you better know

about me is family is the most important
thing. My priority is God and then

family. Tamir, look at Daddy play.

Was it good?

You're supposed to wait until the
birthday girl gets here.

We try. You got to start working all the
overtime, shawty. I know.

Career -wise, I like to coin myself like
the female Jamie Foxx.

I'm a quadruple threat. I am an actress,
a singer, a dancer, a host. It just

kind of happened that way because I'm a
lover of music. I'm a lover of art. I'm

a lover of people. I'm blessed to be
able to do it all.

I'm going to beat you.

Yes,

I am.

Yes, I am.

I've just been through it with just
trying to grow my family.

Aw, man, how do you always win?

I have two girls.

Shia is five years old.

And Shiloh is 15 months.

Shiloh? Shiloh was born prematurely via
surrogacy with Shiloh's medical

complications, over a dozen surgeries,
nurses around the clock.

So the fact that I even want to continue
to grow my family, it's love.

She's late.

I need to go change. I'm going to go get
comfortable. You want to hold her, Mom?

Yeah, give me. Okay, I'm going to go
change real quick.

I'll be right back.

My husband and I, 10 years we've been
together.

So I met Jerome, my king and king, at
Rose Bar Nightclub.

He's like, how many times have you been
drinking? I'm like, thank you. But he

says nothing else to me the whole night.
So I'm like, he's got to be like, had a

lot of baggage.

There ain't nobody just letting this
good man just walk around Atlanta.

My girlfriend's like, you have to come
to his cookout. I'm like, I'm not going

to that man's house. Going to the house.
It's family running around. I'm like,

one of these got to be his kids. He's
like, welcome.

I'm like, is this your kid? I'm like,
no, I don't have any kids. I'm like.

And then I was like, OK.

And I said, one, two seconds. I'm almost
done.

He comes, sits by me. We kick it off.

We have.

The best time.

Now, mind you, my car is still at fifth.
My purse, everything is still in the

car. No, we go to the next spot. We eat.
My homegirl, dip off. I'm like, my girl

ain't answering the phone. I'm like, now
I'm going to be stuck at this man's

house. And he's like, I'm trying to
sleep. You want to sleep here? I'm like,

because you're going to be trying to
have sex with me.

And he's like, no, no, no, no, no.
You're fine. You can have the bed. And

like, no, no, no. I'm just going to lay
here.

I'm like, OK.

So around about 4 .30, my stomach
starts.

He says, oh, you can use this bathroom
here.

I sit on the toilet.

And it is like a full symphony
orchestra.

I got in my car. The man called me back
and was like, he want a date. I said,

hallelujah. Thank you, Jesus. This man
accepted me for me and all everything I

did to that man's bathroom.

And we ain't parted ways since.

So ladies, in this bathroom, first
night, market territory.

That man loved me.

Next time I went back to his house, he
had wife.

You know, last year, I didn't get a
party. I didn't even get a birthday

Shiloh is still in the NICU. So this
year, I'm pulling out all the stops.

I don't know. I'm looking for y 'all to
meet some friends, some of my new

friends. Like Kelly, Britt, they know
how to have fun like normal.

And of course, my old friends, they want
like Portia to be there too. I was born

and raised right here in Atlanta,
Georgia. So y 'all already know I got

in long places. Portia and I have known
each other decades.

She's the one that told me I need to
start shaving my vagina.

She was like, when you finally have sex,
don't nobody want to see all that hair?

And I was just like, oh, OK.

Through Portia, I've been hanging out
with Cynthia and Kenya for a decade.

And I met Kelly because she came in on
my radio show.

She offered to cook for me when I was in
the NICU with Shiloh. I was like, this

is going to be my friend. And of course,
she is good friends with Britt, who I

actually met way back in the day through
a good friend of mine. They like to

have fun, let their hair down, let their
titties out.

So me and Drew, we did a film together
10 years ago on TLC Biopic.

And then Drew is really good friends
with the Angela Oakley.

We know Angela like that. I know Charles
because of the NBA and, you know, me

hosting all -star games.

Charles is a legend.

I mean, who wouldn't know Charles
Oakley? Hello.

So, of course, if he married her, she
got to be the bomb.

Everybody knows I'm Atlanta's best
friend. And in this friend group, I am

glue. Trying to be friends to multiple
people that don't always see.

Eye to eye.

That's, like, the thing, like, right now
in my life. Well, you shouldn't have to

worry about that. Like, friendship
should be easy. If you got to think

this much, maybe rethink who your
friends are.

Word. That's right.

Not my little baby nephew giving me
advice.

You want me to catch you? OK.

That was pretty good.

OK, guys, I'm so tired. Mommy's going to
get some water.

I'm out of breath. Shoot.

That's a little crazy.

It's a lot of change.

It's a lot. You're doing a good job,
though. It's disheartening.

This divorce, it's been a year now.

I would have hoped that Ralph and I
could have mediated on our own. But kind

the reason why we are going through a
divorce is because we couldn't ever

on anything.

Were you faithful to her?

It would have came out already.

That's not the question.

Our divorce is dramatic.

It's a roller coaster. It's a show.

Yeah. OK, go have fun, girls.

Yeah, so a lot has changed.

This was actually Ralph's office. Where
is he?

So basically, we had a court order when
we went to court, and he got moved to

the basement.

Mm -mm.

Where's Daddy?

I don't know. Did you go see if he's
downstairs?

Let me go see. Turn on the light.

See if Daddy's down there, OK?

OK. OK.

Daddy. Hey, baby girl. How you doing, my
love? Come on, give me a hug goodbye.

Not banished to the basement?

Yes, he was. Are you allowed to go down
there? No.

Not without permission.

He has a whole different entrance. And
every first, third, and fifth weekend, I

have to leave.

Ralph being banished in the basement, I
was expecting him to take that

opportunity to move out and do the
things that really excite him, which is

out in the streets.

Divorce is crazy.

But you don't talk.

I mean, we talk about the kids. We have
to communicate through an app.

And the judge can, like, use it as
evidence, and they oversee it. He likes

in the app and fight. He likes to go in
there and be petty in the app. And I

would love to type a couple of middle
finger emojis, but the judge can see

everything. So I'll let the judge
decide.

So what is Drew doing?

I literally did five movies last year.
And then I'm doing my music, of course.

Yes. Tell me about the music.

I was just asked to open up for Tank in
Chicago.

I love Chicago.

Girl, you know I lived in Detroit.

And I have family there. And you know
Dennis is from Detroit too. Dennis who?

Dennis. Dennis, Dennis. That's who I'm
partners with on music.

Dennis. Worsh is Dennis?

Yes.

I'm pregnant.

Oh.

Da -da -da -da -da. Da -da -da -da -da.
Da -da -da -da -da. Da -da -da -da -da.

Da -da -da -da -da. Da -da -da -da -da.
Da -da -da -da -da. Da -da -da -da -da.

Da -da -da -da -da. Da -da -da -da -da.

Da -da -da -da -da. Da -da -da -da -da.
Da -da -da -da -da. Da -da -da -da -da.

Da -da -da -da -da.

Da -da -da -da -da. Da -da -da Hey, bro.

What's going on?

Yes.

This is my best work yet.

Wait a minute. So how does Portia feel
about this?

So she was just like, girl, yeah.

And I was like, I'm just very grateful.

Poor Dennis and who he has been in my
life and shown up as like my angel on

earth. Yeah.

Because literally there were days I
couldn't get out the bed crying.

But because I knew I had a session, I
would get there.

He was my saving grace when I was going
through all what I was going through.

Wow. It was all good.

He's a very stand -up guy who wants to
be there for his daughter. He's like,

look, this music is going to help me pay
for my daughter's college.

We're all on the same team.

This is a family. Why didn't he ever
produce anything for her? Because, you

know, she tried to put out a song a
while ago, and it didn't go anywhere.

Maybe he wasn't into music then.

But you said it's been his passion.

I don't know how long.

He told me that he did talk to Portia to
get her blessing on him. Did he get it?

He told me he did.

So I was like, cool, let's go.

So I don't think she would sit around
and just like, you know, not speak up.

Portia just seems like somebody that
would definitely speak her mind.

Coming up next.

Portia is going through a divorce. But
she probably should have never sex that

girl's man.

Whoa.

Oh, my God. This is like the cutest.

Cup for the tea party.

Oh, my God.

What are my kids doing? Are you going to
order tea?

You can order whatever you want. Autumn
will help you. We're going to start with

happy birthday.

Okay. It's a show on the road.

With E &T, here is all.

Chloe is 17.

That's crazy.

Chloe is 17.

Can you believe it?

It's your firstborn. Another birthday.

Oh, that's just Chance's leg. She came
home with marker all over her arms and

her legs.

I think this single mom life is
definitely not for the weak.

Especially being a mom of four beautiful
daughters.

Chloe is 17.

Chance is 11.

And I have identical twin daughters,
Kathy and Chelsea.

They are eight.

I feel like I have a sorority house
right now. And it's just never a dull

moment with them.

A pink Birkin.

I definitely blame myself for Chloe

taking great taste.

But Chloe ain't getting no pink Birkin
from me. She's going to have to work for

that Birkin, okay?

What's going on with the divorce?

Two months,

I should be divorced.

And how do we feel?

Amazing. Okay. It's been a long two and
a half years.

I just want to cut that phase of my life
completely out and take my name back.

Mark is my soon -to -be ex -husband, the
father of three of my daughters.

But it's definitely been hard. I have to
say, we were married for 11 years.

I got married. I had children. I created
a business and all of those amazing

things. So how do we turn from that to
complete enemies?

It took me a minute to file my divorce.

I went through a few months of hell.

Police being called numerous times. It
just became a really unsafe environment

for me.

That's all I'm going to say.

In order for me to go to my next level
and truly flourish where I need to be, I

can't do that until I release. I want to
go back to the original KP.

Originally, I'm from Baltimore, and I
came to Atlanta in 2003.

And then I started the restaurant in
2016.

Nana's Chicken and Waffles, I mean,
that's like my fifth child.

I named the restaurant after my
grandmother.

And this little 1 ,500 -square -foot
restaurant turned into this huge

I have a 24 -carat gold maple syrup that
was recently featured in Forbes, a line

of waffle mix, Cajun grit, a cookbook.
And I am so...

excited about my mimosa mix. You can
pretty much put that shit in everything.

When somebody's constantly like tearing
you down and trying to take and be mean

and spiteful and when we went to court
that last time and he threatened me like

my daughters don't deserve that. They
came from a loving home.

They can't see him right now. It's
hurting them.

They love their father and they should.

Chelsea cried so bad the other day. I
mean she literally had me in tears.

Chelsea!

Chelsea. What did you hear? Did you just
hear Chelsea?

Yeah, I heard Chelsea Mariah. I said
Chelsea Mariah is like the coolest kid

ever, and she pranks me every morning.

I want to try your tea.

Oh, you can't try my tea. Can I try some
of your tea?

Let's bring some gifts in, please.

gifts for her 17th birthday.

For Khloe, purses seem to be her thing.

And honestly, she's been a really good
girl.

My personal struggles shouldn't affect
the kids because they don't deserve

I come from a history of strong,
independent black women. And I want them

what strong looks like, too.

This is nothing new for them. This is
what they've always been exposed to.

The same as I did for Khloe today, I
have to do for the next three.

I'm ready to build this motherfucking
waffle empire one waffle at a time.

The end.

Can we have more whiskey, please?

Hey!

It is definitely crazy having to call
Randy again and saying, I got to file

divorce.

How you doing?

Well, how are you? Good.

My divorce from Simon, I haven't dealt
with the emotional part yet.

I've had to deal with logistics.

Ready? Yes, I am.

All right, you know where we're going.

It's really weird. It feels really cold.
Thank you for coming back to us. It's

good to be in your life again. I'm sorry
this is why.

I mean, even in the first divorce, I
knew that if I wanted to go to court,

would go to bat for me. You walked away
from a lot.

Cordell! my stuff up like i'm some
random karma has a name and that name is

bitch and it's gonna get him it's gonna
fight him in that big bubble butt and in

this case i was smart enough to do a
prenup to do it the right way i had to

more responsible this go around because
i have a child in my relationship with

simon i felt that if i had him by my
side we could conquer anything however i

started just realizing a lot of
different things that turned out to be

wouldn't tell me what our finances were.
I'm not going to let a foreclosure

notice come to my house and I can't pay
it. So I wanted to make sure if it

happens, I have the money to help us do
what we need to do. I felt the need to

file when I did to protect assets.

Our home is very important to me. It
literally was what we both wanted when

envisioned the future.

And, you know, I have definitely made it
a home. But both of us have 50 -50

interest in the house.

So him now saying he doesn't want me to
film in my home is an issue. The court

gave you the right to live in the house,
so we're going to try to do an extra

document that says the court is telling
anyone that wants to film in the house

that you have the full right to do that.
So we're just going to go ahead and

file an emergency request so that the
court can see, hey, this is impacting

longevity, her ability to earn income.

Right. Because Simon sent a cease and
desist, I can't film in the house. You

don't play with where I make my money.

Don't do that.

It's not that I was sitting here like
some dumb little wife and just enjoying

some money. No, I actually asked my
husband, what is going on? Why, when we

to the airport, do we have to stand in
secondary line? Why do we continue to

have to go through these issues?

But just so happened, all of this
information that I had asked him about

lied about came out about him not having
a real green card and him trying to get

citizenship and fraud information from
back in the day and scamming. My back

so against the world. The only way for
you to really protect yourself at the

of the day, if you have a prenup, is to
enforce it. And you only enforce it by

doing a divorce.

For me and our relationship, I used to
pride myself on us having great

communication.

And when communication started to lack,
it felt intentional. We actually

had a bad argument on Valentine's Day.

But, you know, when you're married, I'm
old school. You don't go out and tell

people what's going on in your house.

I know it looks like to many people
like, oh, she posted this perfect life.

I look back and I can think to myself, I
definitely posted this knowing we're

not OK.

There's been some bad stuff that has
been out there. And you've just taken

high road. Always take the high road.
Not just because it's good life advice,

but it's also good court advice. I
reached out to him. Oh, recently?

Not long ago, about two weeks ago.
Trying to just see where we can find

peace in this.

And now he doesn't want to communicate
at all.

Sorry.

But I've just given up on that part.

So now I have to become the person he's
saying.

Now I have to be cold. Now I have to
just move forward in the court process.

One of my joys was getting up in the
morning and just thinking about what I

could do to make him happy.

And I genuinely felt he was the same way
about me. I would have rolled to the

end of the world with this man, you
know?

But the person I'm now mourning, he was
not real.

Now I just want to be let go.

And I just want to, um, just move on.

Coming up next.

No, wait, is it five of you guys going
through a divorce? No, no, I'm married.

I get ready range from a different guy.

Welcome tonight.

Hi, beautiful. How are you? I have a
reservation for three.

It's a married life.

My husband is all about making sure I'm
that girl.

I went from seven and a half carats and
now I have a 10 carat solid hair.

Let me clean it a little bit.

Me and Kelly met through a mutual
friend.

We'd be an insurance agent. I'm always
going to all of the, like, flyest,

sexiest events in the city.

And one of my good close girlfriends,
she was like, I think you will like

She's over the top like you.

The second we met, like, I already knew
it was going to be a vibe. We dancing.

You know, and when I start drinking,
shoot, I got to make sure my titties

in. Because it gets wild.

And when I saw her titties popping out
that night, I was like, okay.

That's gonna be my girl. We both gotta
be on nipple patrol.

Would you like to get a drink right now?

That's for them.

Why did you get a drink? I heard it's
your birthday.

It's your birthday?

It's your birthday? Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Can I just tell you something? Like, I
am so proud of you, and I'm so inspired.

Like, just how you are kicking
motherhood's ass right now. Seriously,

know it's been like a journey with the
baby, but you are like... Here we go,

birthday girl.

Yay!

This looks like a cocktail.

I don't think this looks like a shot.

It's so good to see y 'all. Here's to
love, peace, and happiness.

Here we go. Let's go.

I'm going to have a birthday party. So
who's coming to the party? My best

friend, Portia, is coming.

Portia is going through a divorce. I'm
sure it's so public.

Poor baby.

I feel really bad for her. Yeah, it's a
lot, and I feel horrible for her. I

know, I know.

But I think she's going to come out on
top, you know. For sure, she will. She

probably should have never sex that
girl's man.

Whoa.

The man was taking a little bit.

No. First of all, one second, let's be
clear. Simon and his ex, they were very

public with their separation.

It was a little gray area.

There was no crossover.

From the outside looking in, all I'm
saying is to come to somebody's home, be

greeted by their husband.

Simon, everyone.

And then you wind up marrying that
person?

Absolutely, that should look crazy.

I think we've all looked at Portia's
situation with Simon with a side eye.

Clearly, it's the biggest question that
we all want to know. Y 'all are speaking

like y 'all know stuff for a fact. I
don't know anything for a fact. I know,

know, of course, like what we've seen on
the blog.

I think they are messy, to be honest.

Whoa, Kelly.

You can't just be out there believing
the blog.

Roll it back, because I want you to get
to know Portia for yourself.

I know Portia reached out to both of
them. Simon? And his ex -wife. Almost

hey, I'm here for you. But listen, I'm
not going to reach out to nobody's

husband. I just think it's a fine line.

It is. Who said she crossed the line?

You or Rumi? Portia and I have been
friends since we were children.

I love her, and I feel obligated to have
her back.

Who else is coming? So we got Kenya
coming.

Is Drew coming? Drew's coming. And I
invited Ralph, because I wasn't really

sure, like, what was what with him. Are
they still going through a divorce?

I don't know.

Dennis. Dennis? Dennis.

It is out there that they were working
together.

People have called me and said they saw
them out at the club holding hands. I

didn't hear that they were booed up. I
don't really know Drew that well, but I

heard some things about Drew. And it's a
mess.

Dennis was at my DM.

What? I posted a bathing suit photo, and
he was like, it's no way you got four

kids. OMG.

I'm like, damn, Dennis.

Did you respond?

No, of course I didn't respond. Nobody
wants to see his hot dog.

I went on one date with Dennis.

Back in the day, he came on the date,
brought me a diamond necklace as a gift

the date. Is that the one you're
wearing?

No, absolutely not.

I don't think he can afford this.

Because he didn't know me, and he came
bearing gifts.

So you were definitely the girl, that
girl back in the day. I was a little

vixen back in high school.

High school video?

High school girl. No, you did not. I was
in Black Men's Magazine, all the

magazines back then.

Yeah. In high school. Nothing happened.
There was no spark.

But, you know, diamonds are a girl's
best friend, so I definitely wasn't

returning any gifts.

Beat it to you, come on.

Yeah, perfect.

All the dancers are skinny with big old
booties. I like it. She's pretty. Oh,

don't you worry. We're going to get you.
I like this dress. You see this? It's

just a natural, natural thing. I got
audience. Oh!

Round of applause!

OK! With my divorce being so public, so
stressful, I have not been outside for

real. Oh, oh, oh, oh! Tamia is such a
great friend.

And if she says that ass clapping and
shots is going to make me feel better,

You can sip this. My mouth ain't been
all right. Your mouth has definitely

somewhere. Where it been?

My mouth is dry.

Have you talked to him?

Simon.

No. He texted me this morning.

You lying.

Swear. He says, congratulations on the
peach. Can't wait to see you and Gerald

in that beautiful Buckhead mansion.

He said, thanks, bro. It was supposed to
be all of us. You have other things to

be concerned about than a peach. I feel
like he's chasing anything that's

attached to you.

He's been in the blogs every day. Every
little thing.

Everything, his posting, his constant
attacks, him talking to all my friends,

him lying, he's a nightmare.

You definitely shouldn't call him bro.
He's not bro.

All right. He's not.

Okay. He's Simon.

That's who he is. So, because the girls
brought it up last night, and they were

like, Kelly and Brittany. Kelly was
like, well, why don't you take that

man?

That's her energy?

I did a rip.

Everybody talking about my divorce.

They want to smear my name. I mean, if
she has an opinion, join everybody else

online. Like, you can get blocked too.

Well, I was just kind of like, you need
to get to know Portia for yourself. No,

she doesn't need to get to know me.
That's the first thing I'm going to let

know. My boundaries are set to where if
a bitch coming to me wrong, I don't have

nothing for you. She trying to promote
the chicken shack and things like that.

You got to the shack.

I don't know. I've never seen it. Wait,
I feel like you're nursing. Let's go.

I'm trying to finish getting a tea. I'm
good. Oh, you're going to get some more.

Oh, my God.

No, but they asked me about Drew.

What about Drew?

Because I heard Drew and Dennis have
been hanging out a lot.

I had people call me and say they were
at the club for her birthday.

Another night?

I don't know. Is my jaw on the floor? Is
this still on my fucking face?

Because, damn, my jaw.

Drew, who's someone I supported.

I consider it a friend. They have come
for me about everything in my life. What

you're not going to do is let them take
you, the only one who's been so

vulnerable and open, and let them turn
it all against you. You got this.

See, that's all I need. Your support has
always been everything.

Even right now, Drew is an influencer
for my company, Go Naked Hair. But all

this behind -the -scenes bullshit,
sneaking around with my child's father,

me, that is just...

Crossing the line.

Your party sounds like it's going to be
interesting.

I think tonight will be nice, you know?
Just keep in mind, you know,

we'll be drinking.

too much because I know I could be a
little extra. So I'm going to keep it

light. We're here to have a good time.
That's it. Willie, what is it now? It's

just me and you. That's right.

We got to talk about this party.

You are Jesus' favorite daughter.

You can get a direct call to him. I need
you to tell him, Ray, Ray,

go away.

Come again.

Of the day. Yes. Show me a twin in a
birthday party.

Right now.

And she just wants to slay.

So rain, rain, rain, rain, rain.

And I appreciate you texting me and
checking on me. It's just about just

to move forward, you know? I'm mad that
I can't go to Nigeria. We're just trying

to plan a trip over there. Who said we
can't go to Nigeria?

I have family out there now.

Oh, we do? Okay. When I found out my
44%, I found out it was in Nigeria,

Here come one of my sisters right here.
Where you from?

Liga. What's your tribe?

Liga. Yeah.

She has a great support group.

Dennis has been really there for her,
she said.

Why are you so close to the

camera? Mommy, she done got so close to
the phone to get this tea. She said, now

hold up.

How did this go down?

Oh, outside.

Oh, yeah, very much. Outside was waiting
on me, and I didn't even know.

It's beautiful.

I wanted you to come early because I
wanted to talk to you.

Portia's my friend.

Yeah. And you're my friend.

Yes. And so when we were at dinner and
you were asking me all these things and

you were like, why she feel that, girls,
man? You know, I felt a little

uncomfortable.

I'm sorry. I would never want you to
feel uncomfortable. Right. I didn't want

seem disingenuous or, like, shady.

Yeah. But I have to let you know, I did
tell Portia. Well, clearly you did

because she already seen the blog.

There's a girl named Kel.

And she apparently owns restaurants and
stuff like that.

I don't know about her.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Portia, you definitely know the name,
baby.

Don't nobody call me Kel. You better
announce me as Kelly or the Queen of

Waffles, honey.

I'm going through a divorce just like
Portia, right?

And I know what it feels like to be
cheated on. And so I'm very passionate

those things, you know? So I didn't know
that there was infidelity.

Yeah. So it kind of explains a little
bit more about why you were so strong

about it, I guess.

Yeah, for certain. I appreciate you
sharing that with me. Yes. Tonight,

going to be here. Anytime you got
questions about Portia, ask Portia. I

mind having it. Because I want y 'all to
be good. Yes. But if y 'all decide y

'all ain't good, I don't want to be in
the middle of it. I am here to celebrate

you this evening. Can we do that? Yes,
we can.

We're going to have so much fun tonight.
I'm ready. Oh, my God.

This is how amazing Schmidt's house is.

It didn't even come with an address on
the invite, honey. It just said Sterling

Hall. This is how somebody lived,
Sterling Hall. Like, this is wealth,

okay? Where does Gerald come from?

He's an African king.

That is totally not true.

No, he does HVAC, some of the airports
that you've walked through. My husband

has built, manufactured, and installed
the HVAC. So there you have it.

mind if I do.

I'm married to NBA legend Charles
Oakley.

Charles started with the Chicago Bulls,
then the New York Knicks. We've been

married for eight years now.

You can't even make five out of ten.

How much do you want to bet?

I saw your average in the NBA.

60%. You're the wrong guy.

That's the other guy I used to go out
with. Oh, no. It's only you.

To some people, he may come off, you
know, a little direct. He's definitely a

straight shooter. I can get what I want
out of him. I'm an alpha.

Female. I can work my way around,
Charles.

Hi. Come with all that makeup and all
that new stuff.

All that extra hair.

I need a mask.

Oh, you.

Hi.

Nice to meet you. I'm Kelly.

I've heard so many great things about
Nana. Thank you. I have never been there

yet, but I got to give her a drink, and
I will join you in Scott. I'll see you

in a second. Okay, baby.

Now, just to be clear, you don't come
with the drink, right?

I mean.

It's so pretty.

Do you have children? I have four
daughters.

My oldest daughter just turned 17. So
she's a Taurus.

She's a Taurus girl. What's your sign?
I'm a Pisces. I'm a Pisces! Are you

serious? I thought I could pick up some
Pisces energy from you. Yes! I love

that. I think we attract drama, though.
I don't think we attract it. I think it

finds us, you know?

Yeah, I had to have, like, a little
uncomfortable conversation with Shamia

earlier. No!

Just a little bit, just about Portia.

Oh. I'm just like, well, why did she
steal that lady's husband?

Oh, my Lord Jesus. Well, damn. If coming
in hot was a person, it would be Miss

Kelly. Do not let Kelly size fool you.
Ain't nothing small about Miss Kelly.

Now, she's never, you know, shy.

Good. Neither am I. Okay.

Coming up next. Drew, I would be
inauthentic if I didn't ask.

Are you dating Dennis now?

What?

Here's to Shamia's birthday.

It's the vibe.

It's beautiful.

Hi.

You look amazing. So do you. This is my
husband, Mike. Angela. Hi. Nice to meet

you. How are you?

I'm great.

Charming. I know. I'm a little hungry.
So y 'all see, Shamia has my cookbook in

the kitchen. I love your cookbook.

I was like, I'm going to have to get all
my girls some cookbook. I like that. My

husband cooks. You guys should get
together. This is all my husband throws

Well, my husband doesn't eat any of my
food. He just does that. But it's all

love because I prefer not to cook.

I'm here for Angela. I'm married to
Charles Oakley.

Put some respect on my husband's name,
right?

I knew of Kelly through my social media
manager.

He brought me some of her chicken and
waffles.

She makes really good waffles.

Drew and I share the same hairstyles. We
actually spoke for the first

time maybe three years ago.

I like her personality. She's chill.
She's from Chicago.

I'm sorry.

I'm here for you.

Who I got to beat up? Who I got to beat
up, Drew?

You gotta catch up, ma 'am. I haven't
seen you since you arrived.

Girl. No, we have so much to catch up
on. I have so many questions.

I have so many not answers.

You guys have explained it to me. So are
you guys publicly dating?

Like, is he publicly dating? Are you
publicly dating?

Girl. I mean, I have people that are
showing interest. But I just feel like I

have to put a dot and a period on this
situation because there's a lot going

Excuse me, ladies.

Talk about glue in this heat. I'm
melting.

Yeah, you need to go to the restroom and
check out your hair.

It's not giving.

It's hard. I need a fan.

No, it's popping. You need to go look at
it.

OK. Today, I thought I was being cute.

However, it was so hot. So I'm trying to
use the fan to stop the wig from

running from my forehead.

But the wig was just leaving.

We're getting ready.

And where's Portia?

Girl, are y 'all divorced at this point?

No. Unfortunately.

Uh -oh. I know. Is it five of you guys
going through a divorce?

Two years. You're going through a
divorce. You're going through a divorce.

You're going through a divorce. Oh,
you're married. Okay.

Oh, because you don't have your other
ring. Are you married?

She's definitely unnecessary shade.

I just don't think that you can speak on
anybody's ring if you don't have one. I

did his insurance.

I was his insurance agent.

You are more just a neighbor, good
neighbor.

He found out he was in good hands, and
he ain't left my side still.

from all of my walks of life under one
roof to celebrate me.

But I'm a little bit nervous about
bringing all of these friendships

Can we all just hang out, turn up for my
birthday?

When you talk to Portia, where is
Portia? I don't know. I thought I was

see you talk to her. Maybe she's on her
way. I think she should be.

It's 7 o 'clock.

She arriving after you.

It's your birthday, girl.

We can go drink.

standoffish a little bit she was like
where's your wedding band i'm like

sweetheart all you need to know is i'm
married you're going through a divorce

i'm married so why are you worrying
about my wedding band you don't see this

rock like there's nothing to worry about
i'm the youngest of three girls and my

sisters they're hard on me they're tough
on me so if you come to me being a

hater trying to try me size me up i pick
up on all of that very quickly

A little nicey nasty a little bit. Just
a little bit.

Coming up next.

Kelly apparently made the comment about,
like, what's going on with, like,

people stealing people's meat. Hide your
husband, hide your wife.

Listen.

Where's the food?

Did we say no?

I'm going to eventually eat, but you
know I got to keep my eyes peeled.

Oh my God, that lobster.

What is going on?

Girl, now let me tell you something.

I'm going to surprise for you outside if
you will come with me.

Let's go!

Wait a minute.

Hold on, wait a minute.

What's underneath it? What is it looking
like?

I've been plugged in.

Oh, my gosh.

show up while I'm getting my gift, you
better come around to the other side and

act like you was in the audience and the
crowd the whole time, and I just missed

you, OK?

Y 'all ain't leaving, is you? You a
little late.

Let's be clear. I'm a fan of letting
everybody's light shine.

However, in this moment, to the left.

You know that's my boo, just a little
light shade.

This is looking good. It's a Versace
wallpaper.

I love this house. This house is
gorgeous.

No, I want to change.

Do you need some help?

You want help?

OK, all right.

Girl, I'm so sorry I'm late, girl.

There's nothing I can do about it, so.

OK. You look gorgeous.

Shamir knows my intentions is always to
be there for her, but that time of her

party, the traffic was insane.

If you don't leave at, like, this
magical hour, you will be at least two

late to wherever you're going. Like, I
would never just be late.

Apparently, Shamir hung out with Kelly
and Britt.

Okay. Kelly apparently made the comment
about, like, what's going on with, like,

people stealing people's meat.

Hide your husband, hide your wife.

Listen.

I know, I know, I know, I know. Anyway,
long story short, Kel was upset that

Shamil went back and told Portia what
they discussed. Why was Kelly upset

that? I don't think it's a thing, but in
this circle, a thing can become a

thing. Yeah, a little thing can become a
big thing.

All y 'all do is just breathe on it.
Yeah, breathe on it. Just look at it.

look at it. Hey, y 'all.

OK. So.

OK, let's talk about it. I talked to my
sis.

You talked to who? Cynthia.

OK. So listen.

OK. What were you upset about with
Shamia taking information back? To

whom? So, yeah. So, you know, we had
dinner the other night. OK. Me, Shamia,

Britt.

And, you know, I was like, well, why did
she take that man's husband?

That cannot be your opening line.

Go rewrite it. That was not it. Wait,
what is your name again?

My name?

I think you know my name. My first time
meeting you.

Good. Anything else you want to know
besides that? Like, what's your last

Well, I think you know my last name. How
do you know me?

I don't know you. I'm just asking a
simple question. So that's how you begin

get to know someone?

I'm like,

oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Whoa.

Whoa. Kelly can be a little spicy, but.

That's my girl. So let's keep it cute.

Kelly, I'm my girl.

I know you're joking, right? You're
joking.

She was dead -ass serious.

You still didn't answer the question,
though. I don't want to talk to you

anymore. Answer the question.

No, I don't even know you.

You're a perfect stranger.

You're talking on me. I spoke on you.

You're a perfect stranger.

This is my girl.

This is my girl. And let me tell you,
Kelly's a sweet girl. She really is. I

think it was more of a situation
where... to try to address the elephant

room. The way she said it, she wasn't
really coming off as just being

aggressive.

I couldn't hear what you were saying.

It's a little loud right now. I agree.

Okay,

I agree.

You good?

I know, I know, I know.

I'm a woman that stands on business, and
women who cannot own what they're doing

or what they're saying is a joke to me.
This chick is weird.

Answer the damn question and move
forward.

I'm still waiting.

Y 'all can only have three big booties
on this little damn elevator.

I love that she has an elevator.

I actually would ride this just for fun
if I had it in my house.

Dennis invited me to your birthday
party.

How did Dennis invite somebody else to
your birthday?

OK, it was a surprise for me. So I
didn't know anything.

But I did send my assistant everybody's
numbers.

And he didn't invite nobody.

But Dennis,

who's your assistant? Dennis?

Well, Drew, I would be inauthentic if I
didn't ask.

Are you dating Dennis now?

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

Where there's smoke, there's fire. That
was a little shock you asked for,

Portia. You're being Portia's assistant.
You're coming in hot.

You want to have the baby in this house?
Why does everything have to be so

bland? You're the throat against the
wall. I see if it's thick. You can't see

a baby's thick.

She has to tell me she feels the way it
does. You are an awful and slimy -ass

bitch. You did, girl.

You think I'm banging you?

Now you better pick me up.