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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:09,408 PREVIOUSLY ON THE BIG C... 2 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:11,877 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW THRILLED I AM THAT THIS BABY'S A GIRL. 3 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:13,979 I'M SO GRATEFUL I GET A CHANCE TO DO IT AGAIN. 4 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:15,314 MAXINE, HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 5 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:17,716 ASIDE FROM THE 2:00 a.m. BOXING MATCHES IN MY GUT, 6 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:18,851 I'M GOOD. 7 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:19,985 SHOW 'EM WHAT OUR GRAND PRIZE 8 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:22,154 TICKET HOLDER WILL WIN. 9 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,156 GOD FORBID YOU DO ANYTHING NICE FOR ANYBODY ELSE. 10 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:25,424 - I GIVE BACK. - REALLY? 11 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:27,159 'CAUSE TO ME, YOU SEEM PRETTY FUCKING SELFISH. 12 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,694 ARE WE GONNA SEE YOU TOMORROW, ALEXIS? 13 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,029 MOST LIKELY. 14 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,997 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO IF YOU'RE ANGRY. 15 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:36,001 OH! 16 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:37,136 I'M DATING A COUPLE... 17 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:38,437 WHICH MAKES US A "THRUPLE." 18 00:00:38,438 --> 00:00:40,105 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO HEADLINING WITH ME 19 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:41,407 IN PUERTO RICO? 20 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:44,243 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GAS. 21 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:47,613 FOR THE RECORD, 22 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:49,181 I HELP WHO I WANNA HELP. 23 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:51,417 GOD BE WITH YOU. 24 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:54,454 DAVE, THROW AWAY YOUR BUS PASS. 25 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:11,937 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 26 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:15,975 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 27 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:24,150 ♪ STEP OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 28 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:31,557 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪ 29 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:35,861 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON ♪ 30 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:38,230 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST ♪ 31 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:44,270 ♪ THE GAME WE PLAY CALLED LIFE ♪ 32 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:04,056 AAH! 33 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,224 WHOO! 34 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:07,292 ISN'T THIS FUN? 35 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,495 SLOW DOWN. 36 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,964 CATHY, I DON'T THINK THIS IS GOOD FOR THE BABY. 37 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:24,343 WHATEVER THE SURPRISE IS, I DON'T THINK IT'S WORTH 38 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,044 GETTING A SPEEDING TICKET, DO YOU? 39 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:28,914 AH, THERE'S NO ONE EVER ON THESE BACKCOUNTRY ROADS. 40 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:31,517 BESIDES, I JUST-- 41 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:34,453 I WANTED TO OPEN HER UP ONE LAST TIME. 42 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:35,654 ONE LAST TIME? 43 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,289 YEAH. 44 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:40,959 THAT'S THE SURPRISE. 45 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,295 I'M GIVING MY CAR AWAY... 46 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,831 TO YOU GUYS. 47 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,466 SERIOUSLY? 48 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:49,835 YOU'RE GIVING US YOUR CAR? 49 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,837 CATHY, THIS IS AMAZING. - OH, PLEASE. 50 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,406 I'M SO GETTING THE BETTER END OF THIS DEAL. 51 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:56,542 I MEAN, YOU'RE GIVING ME A BABY. 52 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,544 THIS IS VERY GENEROUS. 53 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:00,879 OKAY, TIME FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO DRIVE. 54 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,917 COME ON. WHO'S FIRST? 55 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:13,425 YOU TAKE IT. 56 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:15,027 OH. 57 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,196 OH, SHIT. 58 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,964 I FORGOT. 59 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:20,666 I CAN'T GIVE YOU MY CAR. 60 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:23,635 'CAUSE THAT WOULDN'T REALLY BE FAIR. 61 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:27,773 WHAT WITH YOU ACTUALLY NOT HAVING A BABY. 62 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:30,008 - WHAT? - "WHAT?" 63 00:03:30,009 --> 00:03:31,543 DON'T "WHAT" ME, MAXINE... 64 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,478 IF THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME. 65 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:35,847 I MIGHT BE GULLIBLE, BUT I'M NOT STUPID. 66 00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:37,816 - UGH. - CATHY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 67 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:40,018 AND YOU, YOU CAN DROP THE INNOCENT ACT. 68 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:42,621 'CAUSE IT'S REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. 69 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:45,557 CATHY... WE HAVE A BABY. 70 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,026 HMM. 71 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:51,163 JESUS, CATHY! 72 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:54,666 BABY'S GOT A BAD CASE OF THE PILLOWS. 73 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:00,973 LET'S GO FOR A WALK. 74 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:04,010 GO. 75 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:11,516 NOT TOO FAST. 76 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:14,554 DON'T LOOK AT ME. LOOK AHEAD! 77 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,925 OKAY, STOP! 78 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:24,364 TURN AROUND. 79 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:33,672 JESUS CHRIST. 80 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:36,241 WHY? 81 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,909 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? 82 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:40,612 WHY WOULD YOU PROMISE A BABY TO SOMEONE 83 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:43,448 THAT DIDN'T EXIST? 84 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,350 THAT IS NOT A RHETORICAL QUESTION. 85 00:04:45,351 --> 00:04:46,551 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 86 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:48,053 TIMES ARE TOUGH, OKAY? 87 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:49,588 WE WERE DESPERATE. 88 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:51,123 WE--WE WERE JUST DOING 89 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,891 WHAT WE HAD TO DO TO GET BY. 90 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:55,927 DOING WHAT YOU HAD TO DO TO GET BY? 91 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:57,996 HOW ABOUT A PAPER ROUTE? 92 00:04:57,997 --> 00:05:02,567 HOW ABOUT BEING A BARISTA AT A COFFEE SHOP? 93 00:05:02,568 --> 00:05:05,837 TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES. 94 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:08,941 TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES! 95 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:15,914 THROW THEM OVER HERE. 96 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:17,182 OKAY, I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY. 97 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:18,417 AND IT'S COLD OUT HERE. 98 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:19,651 ALL OF OUR CLOTHES? 99 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:21,119 ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES. 100 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,157 ALL RIGHT. 101 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:36,435 HOW YOU FEELING? 102 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:38,303 LITTLE EXPOSED? 103 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:40,672 STUPID? 104 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,274 WELCOME TO THE CLUB. 105 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,942 I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. 106 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:46,078 SERIOUSLY, YOU THOUGHT SOMEBODY WOULD GIVE 107 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,946 THEIR BABY TO A WOMAN WITH CANCER? 108 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:49,915 YOU DO NOT MAKE ME OUT TO BE THE BAD ONE 109 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:53,952 IN THIS SITUATION. 110 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:55,954 I WANTED TO BELIEVE THAT IT WAS POSSIBLE 111 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:58,023 THAT SOMEONE COULD SEE THE LOVE AND THE CARE 112 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:01,259 THAT I COULD GIVE A CHILD, DESPITE MY DIAGNOSIS. 113 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:03,695 I AM THE GOOD ONE IN THIS SITUATION! 114 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:07,734 SO I SAY, "YAY FOR FUCKING ME!" 115 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:15,707 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 116 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,143 YOU--YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE US HERE? 117 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:20,746 YEAH, I AM. 118 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:24,249 IF YOU COME NEAR ME OR MY FAMILY AGAIN, 119 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:27,552 I PROMISE YOU, NEXT TIME I WILL NOT MISS. 120 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:30,088 IN THE MEANTIME, I'D START WALKING. 121 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,326 IT'S A GUN... IN A HANDKERCHIEF. 122 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:10,328 THEY DO IT IN THE MOVIES. 123 00:07:10,329 --> 00:07:11,730 I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY. 124 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:13,865 OH, MAYBE THEY USE IT TO WIPE OFF FINGERPRINTS. 125 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:15,066 FINGERPRINTS? 126 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:18,303 HAS IT BEEN USED IN A CRIME? - NO. 127 00:07:18,304 --> 00:07:20,405 I JUST-- I NEED YOU TO TAKE IT. 128 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:22,541 I DON'T TRUST MYSELF WITH IT ANYMORE. 129 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:25,578 OKAY. 130 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,080 ARE YOU OKAY? 131 00:07:29,081 --> 00:07:31,983 YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE YOURSELF TODAY. 132 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:33,685 TRUTH BE TOLD, I HAVEN'T FELT LIKE MYSELF 133 00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:36,588 IN MONTHS. 134 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:39,625 I NEED A DRINK. 135 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:45,730 CATHY? 136 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:47,299 OH, HONEY. 137 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,602 HONEY, I AM SO SORRY. 138 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:52,037 ME TOO. 139 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:53,605 OH. 140 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:55,373 I'M SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET BACK. 141 00:07:55,374 --> 00:07:59,144 I GOT STUCK IN GODFORSAKEN OMAHA. 142 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:04,115 JOY SENDS HER CONDOLENCES, OR, YOU KNOW, 143 00:08:04,116 --> 00:08:06,117 SYMPATHIES, REGRETS. WHAT'S THE--? 144 00:08:06,118 --> 00:08:08,353 I JUST-- I DON'T GET IT. 145 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:10,922 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO COULD DO THIS TO ANOTHER PERSON. 146 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:13,325 AN ASSHOLE, THAT'S WHO. 147 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,862 THAT BABY WAS MY JOY. 148 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:18,296 THEY KILLED MY JOY. 149 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:20,065 ALL RIGHT, WE'LL HAVE THOSE FUCKING PEOPLE ARRESTED. 150 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:21,266 AND THEN, WE'RE GONNA SUE 'EM 151 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:22,667 FOR EVERY GODDAMN PENNY THEY HAVE. 152 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:25,370 WELL, IF WE SUE ANYBODY, WE SHOULD SUE OURSELVES. 153 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:27,239 FOR BEING IDIOTS. 154 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,474 WELL, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, 155 00:08:29,475 --> 00:08:33,144 I'M NOT GONNA LET THEM WALK AWAY WITH $5,000 OF OUR MONEY. 156 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:34,846 IT'S MORE LIKE $10,000. 157 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:37,015 HUH? 158 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:39,618 WHAT-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, $10,000? 159 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:41,319 I GAVE DAVE SOME EXTRA MONEY WHEN I THOUGHT 160 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,389 HE AND MAXINE WERE GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME. 161 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:45,824 WH-- 162 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:49,361 HONEY, YOU GAVE THEM $5,000 OF OUR MONEY 163 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,796 WITHOUT TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT? 164 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:53,698 SWEETIE, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOUR RECENTLY? 165 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,100 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT THINKING STRAIGHT. 166 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,535 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE DRINKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, 167 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,203 AND GETTING TATTOOS. 168 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,404 I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL, CATH? 169 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:01,706 I SAID I'M SORRY. I'M AN IDIOT. 170 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,808 $5,000, THOUGH. JESUS. 171 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:05,210 ARE YOU SERIOUSLY MORE UPSET 172 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,344 ABOUT THE MONEY RIGHT NOW? 173 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:07,546 BECAUSE WE JUST LOST A BABY. 174 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,981 WELL, YEAH, I'M UPSET ABOUT THE MONEY. 175 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:11,216 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WE HAD THE MONEY. 176 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,084 WE NEVER HAD THE BABY, TURNS OUT. 177 00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:15,220 OF COURSE YOU'RE MORE UPSET ABOUT THE MONEY. 178 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,355 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? - OH, PLEASE. 179 00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:18,790 YOU NEVER WANTED THIS BABY. 180 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:22,794 IT WAS INTERRUPTING YOUR BIG CAREER. 181 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:24,863 HONEY, WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER YOU TALK 182 00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:27,499 ABOUT MY CAREER, YOU DO IT WITH SUCH DISTAIN? 183 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,335 CAN'T YOU JUST BE, LIKE, A TINY BIT SUPPORTIVE ABOUT IT? 184 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:32,871 A LITTLE BIT? 185 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:35,908 I DON'T WANNA GO TO PUERTO RICO. 186 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:42,048 FINE. 187 00:09:56,429 --> 00:10:00,031 MOM, I NEED YOU TO SIGN THIS PARENT RELEASE FORM. 188 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:03,069 YEAH, YEAH, ONE-- ONE SECOND. 189 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,040 IT'S JUST FOR SOME STUPID FIELD TRIP-- 190 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:11,176 WH-- 191 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:14,813 DO I SMELL POT? ARE YOU SMOKING POT? 192 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:17,949 YEP, I AM. 193 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,551 OKAY, SO YOU'RE-- YOU'RE SMOKING POT NOW. 194 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,953 MM-HMM. 195 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,121 IT'S FOR MY CANCER TREATMENTS. 196 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,556 IT HELPS WHEN I HAVE HEADACHES. 197 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:25,857 WAIT, YOU'RE HAVING HEADACHES? 198 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,859 NO, NOT RIGHT NOW. JUST, IT'S-- 199 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:29,194 JUST CALL IT PREVENTATIVE. 200 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:30,729 IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. - OH. 201 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:31,963 SO IF SOMETHING MAKES US FEEL BETTER, 202 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,565 WE SHOULD JUST DO IT, RIGHT? - OKAY. 203 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,033 I HEAR YOU. 204 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:36,434 I SHOULD NOT BE SMOKING. 205 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:38,103 NO, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING ILLEGAL DRUGS. 206 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,138 IT'S POT. 207 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,640 I'M NOT SHOOTING HEROIN, ADAM. 208 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,807 IT DOESN'T MATTER, MOM. 209 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:45,910 IT'S STILL A SIN. - OKAY-- 210 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:47,779 WHEN DID YOU TURN INTO THIS KID? 211 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:50,081 I AM TRYING TO RESPECT 212 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:52,484 THIS WHOLE SPIRITUAL JOURNEY YOU'RE ON, 213 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,787 BUT RECENTLY, EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH 214 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:58,256 HAS A VERY SELF-RIGHTEOUS TONE TO IT. 215 00:10:58,257 --> 00:10:59,624 I MEAN, WHAT'S NEXT? 216 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,626 WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA DISAVOW EVOLUTION? 217 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:03,128 YOU'RE GONNA RUN OFF TO A COMMUNE? 218 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,163 YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT THE--THE DINOSAURS 219 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,798 WERE KILLED IN A GIANT FLOOD, 220 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,533 BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T FIT ON NOAH'S BOAT? 221 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:11,469 MOM, JUST KEEP SMOKING YOUR POT, OKAY? 222 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,004 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? 223 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:15,540 IF THERE IS ANYONE 224 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:19,144 WHO SHOULD BE SMOKING POT, 225 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,612 IT SHOULD BE YOU. 226 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,380 I MEAN, IT MIGHT HELP. 227 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:24,849 JUST OPEN UP THAT MIND OF YOURS. 228 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,585 IT'S GOTTEN PRETTY NARROW THESE DAYS. 229 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:32,424 MOM, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 230 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,059 WHATEVER. 231 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,427 OKAY, I'LL BE THE ADULT HERE. 232 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:38,730 BECAUSE CLEARLY, YOU WANNA BE THE CHILD. 233 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,199 JUST SIGN THIS PAPER WHEN YOU'RE DONE. 234 00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:49,741 OH, MY GOD. 235 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,409 GOTTA LOVE A SATURDAY CROWD. 236 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:52,677 THAT WAS FANTASTIC. 237 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:54,646 OH, IT IS SO MUCH FUN SEEING YOUR TRANSFORMATION. 238 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,214 - WHOO! - IT'S LIKE I TOOK 239 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,583 THIS LITTLE LUMP OF COAL, AND I POLISHED IT 240 00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:00,719 INTO A BIG, SHINY DIAMOND. 241 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,520 AND, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD BELIEVE THE HYPE, PAUL, 242 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:04,589 BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN TO DO THIS. 243 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:07,626 YOU ARE REALLY INCREDIBLE. 244 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:12,831 THANK YOU. 245 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,868 YOU'RE WELCOME. 246 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,285 SEE YOU AT THE SHOW TOMORROW. 247 00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:35,620 3:00. 248 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:40,658 OH, MY GOD. LET ME SEE IT. 249 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,364 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 250 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:49,534 TOO LOUD. 251 00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:53,905 DO YOU, UM-- DO YOU HAVE A FLAN PAN? 252 00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:55,840 FLAN PAN? 253 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,276 FLAN PAN. 254 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,681 YOU'RE HIGH. 255 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,383 I'M VERY HIGH. 256 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:06,551 WHAT OF IT? 257 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:07,952 OH, NOTHING. I'M NOT JUDGING. 258 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,721 IN FACT, I WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENDORSE IT. 259 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,724 I'M JUST A LITTLE PISSED YOU DIDN'T SHARE, BOGART. 260 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:15,326 WHAT DO YOU NEED A FLAN PAN FOR? 261 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,428 UH, TIM AND GISELLE AND I ARE HAVING 262 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:19,531 A SPANISH-THEMED DATE NIGHT. 263 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,432 THEY COOK THE DINNER, I MAKE THE DESSERT. 264 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,901 THEN PUT ON A LITTLE FLAMENCO MUSIC, 265 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,236 MAYBE READ A LITTLE CERVANTES. 266 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,806 AH-HA, GRACIAS. 267 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,375 SO THIS "THRUPLE," IT'S-- 268 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,743 IT'S NOT JUST A SEX THING? 269 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,679 OH, AT TIMES IT IS A PROBING, SUCKING, 270 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,282 FINGERING, FUCKING FREE-FOR-ALL. 271 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,951 IT IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST, MOST REWARDING 272 00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:42,353 RELATIONSHIP I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF. 273 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,722 AND THE BEST PART, NONE OF THE EMOTIONAL BULLSHIT 274 00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,257 THAT COMES FROM A REGULAR RELATIONSHIP. 275 00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:49,327 I CAN QUITE LITERALLY COME AND GO. 276 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,732 I FORGET, IS THIS YOU HIGH? 277 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,534 JUST GIGGLING? 278 00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:58,303 GIGGLING. 279 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:03,441 JESUS. 280 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,776 GIGGLING. 281 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,345 OH, HEADS UP, MINOR IN THE HOUSE. 282 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,814 - HEY. - HEY. 283 00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:12,851 HEY, MRS. "J". 284 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,387 UM, I--I HEARD ABOUT THE WHOLE BABY THING, 285 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:18,790 AND I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM. 286 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:25,330 MRS. "J"? 287 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:29,601 I'M SORRY. 288 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,336 NO, I'M REALLY-- I'M REALLY SORRY. 289 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,204 I JUST MUST BE HAVING SOME-- 290 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:36,241 SOME CRAZY STRESS REACTION... 291 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,142 TO THE WHOLE BABY THING. 292 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:41,880 UH, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING, 293 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,147 BUT I'M GONNA COME BACK. 294 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,884 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M FINE. 295 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,620 YOU CAN-- YOU CAN TELL ME NOW. 296 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,756 OKAY, WELL, WHEN I WAS IN OMAHA 297 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:55,994 WITH MR. "J" AND JOY, UM, I DON'T KNOW, I JUST-- 298 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:59,831 I GOT THIS TOTALLY WEIRD VIBE FROM HER, YOU KNOW? 299 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:03,001 JUST, YOU KNOW, THE WAY SHE ACTS AROUND HIM. 300 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,470 SHE'S ALWAYS, YOU KNOW, TALKING ABOUT HOW GREAT HE IS, 301 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:10,008 AND SORT OF FLIRTY-FLIRTY WITH HIM. 302 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,276 WITH PAUL? 303 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,878 YEAH, I DON'T GET IT EITHER. I DON'T. 304 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:16,180 I'M JUST TELLING YOU WHAT I SAW. 305 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:19,050 AND IF SOME WOMAN WERE ACTING LIKE THAT AROUND MY MAN, 306 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:22,754 I'D BE DAMN SURE TO KEEP AN EYE ON HER. 307 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,223 WELL, OKAY. 308 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,859 I APPRECIATE YOU LOOKING OUT FOR ME. 309 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,996 US SISTERS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER, RIGHT? 310 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:39,171 ALL RIGHT. 311 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:45,010 MMM. 312 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,881 OH, GOD, THESE ARE PHENOMENAL. 313 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,083 YOUR TURN, SEAN. 314 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,918 YEAH, NO, UH-- 315 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,120 SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE BOTTOM-FEEDING LITTLE SHITS 316 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,822 LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THAT THEY'RE SLIMY 317 00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:58,990 AND UNDERWHELMING. 318 00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:00,224 DON'T THINK OF THEM AS SLIMY, 319 00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:03,394 THINK OF THEM AS "SUBLIME-Y." 320 00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:07,465 NOT TO MENTION, POWERFUL APHRODISIACS. 321 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:11,069 WELL, WHEN IN ROME. 322 00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:28,319 I GOTTA GO WASH MY MOUTH OUT. 323 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,722 SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE ME TO NICE PLACES. 324 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,045 YUCK. 325 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:06,057 EVER HAVE SEX IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM? 326 00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:07,325 OF COURSE I HAVE. 327 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:10,461 BUT, UM, CERTAINLY NEVER IN ONE AS NICE AS THIS ONE. 328 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,467 OOH. 329 00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:18,536 I GOT SOMETHING FOR YA. 330 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,004 OH, YEAH? 331 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:22,206 COME HERE. 332 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,374 WHERE IS OL', UM-- 333 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,943 OH, WHO CARES? COME HERE. 334 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:31,049 I WANT YOU ALL TO MYSELF FOR A CHANGE. 335 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,317 OOH, OH, TASTES LIKE OYSTERS. 336 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:36,355 OH, YEAH? MMM. 337 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,334 HEY, PAL. 338 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,569 GRAB A SEAT. 339 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:52,804 SHAKE OFF THE COLD. 340 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,440 DON'T MIND IF I DO. 341 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:58,376 OLD FRIEND OF MINE TOLD ME THIS IS A GREAT PLACE 342 00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,478 TO GRAB A DRINK ON A COLD DAY. 343 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,814 THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 344 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,248 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 345 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:08,119 WELL, THE, UH, "THIRSTY WIDOW" IS A CROWD FAVORITE. 346 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,089 OOH, BETTER MAKE ME ONE OF THEM QUICK. 347 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,492 YOU GOT IT. 348 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,623 HEY, HIT ME, KIRBY. 349 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,259 - HEY, HOW YOU DOING? - GOOD. 350 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,927 HOW YOU DOING? - PRETTY GOOD. 351 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:51,562 DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN? 352 00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:53,431 NOW, YOU'RE NOT REALLY TRYING TO PICK ME UP 353 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,299 WITH THAT OLD LINE, ARE YOU? 354 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,870 OH, NO--NO, I'M NOT TRYING TO PICK YOU UP. 355 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,605 BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE I SHOULD BE. 356 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:01,772 YOU'RE A VERY ATTRACTIVE YOUNG LADY. 357 00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:03,374 OH, THANK YOU. 358 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,209 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HEARD, BUT SHAY'S NO LADY. 359 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:07,211 - SCREW YOU, KIRBY. - OKAY, TIME-OUT. 360 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,546 LET'S START AGAIN. 361 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:09,814 OH, LOOK, 362 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,149 I ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO HAVE A PICTURE RIGHT HERE 363 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,050 OF MY FRIEND WHO TOLD ME ABOUT THIS PLACE. 364 00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:14,485 DO YOU KNOW HER? - UH-HUH. 365 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,053 THAT'S MY GIRL ALEXIS. 366 00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:18,356 SHE'S IN HERE ALL THE TIME, WE LOVE HER. 367 00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:21,259 WHERE DO YOU KNOW HER FROM? 368 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,828 YOU A PILOT TOO? 369 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,631 YEAH. YEP. 370 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,600 JUST HOPING TO CATCH UP WITH HER ON A LAYOVER. 371 00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:32,770 - HMM. - SHAME ABOUT HER HUSBAND, HUH? 372 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,038 WHAT HAPPENED THERE? 373 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,306 OH, YOU DIDN'T HEAR? 374 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:37,308 HE DIED A FEW MONTHS BACK. 375 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:38,876 - HE DIED? - HEART ATTACK. 376 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,914 YEAH. 377 00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:50,454 OH, REAL FOOD. 378 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:53,291 I AM STARVING. 379 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,193 YOU JUST HAD SEX WITH HIM IN THE BATHROOM, 380 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,796 DIDN'T YOU? 381 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:00,565 I'M NOT GONNA LIE ABOUT IT. I DID. 382 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:01,732 COME ON, GISELLE. 383 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,001 THE ONE THING WE HAD WAS OUR DEAL. 384 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:05,770 DEAL? WHAT DEAL? 385 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,138 NEITHER ONE OF US IS SUPPOSED 386 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,273 TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU WHEN THE OTHER'S NOT AROUND. 387 00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,809 IT'S WHAT WE AGREED TO, GISELLE. 388 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,744 I'M SORRY, OKAY? 389 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,446 I JUST WANTED TO DO IT ONCE WITH SEAN 390 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,315 WITHOUT YOUR INTERFERENCE. 391 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:19,016 INTERFERENCE? 392 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:21,686 IS THAT WHAT I AM, INTERFERENCE? 393 00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:24,222 I'M YOUR GODDAMN HUSBAND. 394 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,024 OOH, LOOK, HERE'S A LOVELY CABERNET 395 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,193 FROM SOUTH AFRICA. 396 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:31,162 YOU KNOW, I HEAR THEY'RE DOING REALLY WONDERFUL THINGS 397 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,764 WITH THEIR GRAPES DOWN THERE. 398 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:36,434 WAITER. 399 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,035 - AND THERE YOU ARE. - THANK YOU. 400 00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:39,870 THANKS SO MUCH. 401 00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:41,539 WELCOME, HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY? 402 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:44,275 HI, WHAT ROOM NUMBER IS JOY KLEINMAN IN? 403 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:45,443 OH, I'M SORRY, WE DON'T GIVE OUT 404 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,178 OUR HOTEL GUESTS' INFORMATION. 405 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,180 OH, YEAH, I UNDERSTAND THAT, 406 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,815 BUT THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. 407 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:53,117 MA'AM, THE PRIVACY OF OUR HOTEL GUESTS 408 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:55,119 IS OUR UTMOST PRIORITY. 409 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,754 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I MIGHT BE ABLE 410 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,022 TO HELP YOU WITH TODAY? 411 00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,624 YEAH, CAN I TALK TO YOUR MANAGER? 412 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,659 I AM THE MANAGER. 413 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,061 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE? 414 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:07,064 OR ELSE, YOU CAN HAVE A NICE DAY. 415 00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:09,900 NEXT. 416 00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:12,870 - HOW CAN I-- - UH, NO. 417 00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:16,140 LOOK, BETHANY, I APPRECIATE 418 00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:18,576 THAT YOU CONTROL THIS LITTLE CORNER OF THE WORLD. 419 00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:20,911 AND I WISH YOU THE VERY BEST ON YOUR SAD LITTLE CLIMB 420 00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:23,481 TO MIDDLE MANAGEMENT, BUT SOMETIMES, 421 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,316 THINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN RULES. 422 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,952 AND RIGHT NOW, I NEED YOU TO BREAK ONE, 423 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,587 AND TELL ME JOY FUCKING KLEINMAN'S 424 00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:31,255 ROOM NUMBER. 425 00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:34,293 ONE SECOND. 426 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,563 SECURITY TO THE LOBBY, PLEASE. 427 00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,134 AND I AM SORRY IF YOU THINK MY UNDERWEAR MAKES ME 428 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,202 LOOK LIKE A "SCHOOL MARM," 429 00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:46,270 BUT THE MOMENT I PUT ON A THONG, 430 00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:47,705 I HAVE ABOUT TWO MINUTES BEFORE I GET 431 00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:48,939 A FULL-BLOWN YEAST INFECTION. 432 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,542 WELL, WE ALL MAKE SACRIFICES FOR EACH OTHER. 433 00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:52,710 JUST THE OTHER DAY-- - OH, YEAH, YOU WANNA 434 00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:54,078 TALK ABOUT SACRIFICES? 435 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:55,713 SHE MAKES ME ROLLERBLADE. 436 00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:57,548 AND SHE KNOWS THAT I GET BLISTERS. 437 00:21:57,549 --> 00:21:59,216 AND BESIDES, COULD WE PICK AN ACTIVITY 438 00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:00,751 THAT'S A LITTLE LESS 1999? 439 00:22:00,752 --> 00:22:03,054 A LITTLE LESS 1999? 440 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:06,190 JESUS, SAYS THE GUY WHO STILL DRIVES A MIATA. 441 00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:08,192 IT'S LIKE YOU WENT THROUGH YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS 442 00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:09,927 AT THE AGE OF 24. 443 00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:11,429 CAN YOU BELIEVE HE'S A THERAPIST? 444 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:13,964 WELL, I MEAN, I'VE ONLY SEEN THE FRAMED LICENSE ON HIS WALL. 445 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,399 AT LEAST I HAVE A REAL PROFESSION. 446 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,600 PILATES INSTRUCTOR? 447 00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:17,802 WHY DON'T YOU CALL IT WHAT IT REALLY IS? 448 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:20,071 SHOWING YOUR CAMEL TOE TO COMPLETE STRANGERS. 449 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:23,140 GOD, YOU ARE SO THREATENED BY MY BODY. 450 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:24,642 WHY DON'T YOU JUST APPRECIATE IT? 451 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,610 AND NEXT TIME, WHEN SEAN GOES DOWN ON ME, 452 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:27,712 PAY ATTENTION. 453 00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:28,946 HE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU. 454 00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:30,881 I'M NOT BETTER. I'M JUST DIFFERENT. 455 00:22:30,882 --> 00:22:32,149 LIKE I CARE. 456 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:33,617 THE NEXT TIME SHE GIVES ME A NON-TOOTHY BLOW JOB 457 00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:35,419 WILL BE THE FIRST. - THAT IS SO NOT TRUE. 458 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:37,521 OH, PLEASE, IF YOU SUDDENLY LOST YOUR DENTAL RECORDS, 459 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:38,789 YOU COULD PULL 'EM OFF MY COCK. 460 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:42,159 GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, CALM DOWN. 461 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,594 WE CAN WORK THIS OUT. 462 00:22:43,595 --> 00:22:45,830 CERTAINLY THREE INTELLIGENT ADULTS 463 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,932 CAN IRON OUT THE WRINKLE IN OUR OTHERWISE 464 00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:49,800 VERY WELL-PRESSED RELATIONSHIP. 465 00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:53,170 OH, MY GOD. 466 00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:55,673 OH, MY GOD. 467 00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:56,907 WHAT? 468 00:22:56,908 --> 00:22:58,109 DO YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING? 469 00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:02,980 NO, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 470 00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:04,982 I'M SO SORRY, BABE. 471 00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:07,785 I'M SORRY TOO. 472 00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:10,822 I--I'M SORRY TOO? 473 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,359 PLEASE-- 474 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,694 SOMEONE PLEASE JUST TELL ME WHAT THE HELL'S 475 00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:17,928 GOING ON HERE. 476 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,096 SEAN, 477 00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:21,031 WHEN GISELLE AND I TALKED ABOUT EXPLORING 478 00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:22,566 A THIRD PARTY... - MM-HMM. 479 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,503 WE KNEW THERE COULD BE ISSUES WITH THE RELATIONSHIP 480 00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:27,705 IF IT DIDN'T WORK OUT RIGHT. 481 00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:31,709 SO... 482 00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,545 I THINK IT'S BEST WE STOP. 483 00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:36,013 WAIT, YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME? 484 00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:38,949 IT'S NOT YOU, SEAN. IT'S US. 485 00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:41,552 WE'RE JUST GONNA THROW AWAY THE MOST PROMISING, 486 00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:44,355 FORWARD-THINKING RELATIONSHIP OF ALL TIME? 487 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:45,523 DON'T GET NEEDY, SEAN. 488 00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:47,358 IT'S NOT A SEXY COLOR ON YOU. 489 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,394 NEITHER ARE YOUR UNRESOLVED MOTHER ISSUES. 490 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,064 WELL, I'M SHOCKED. 491 00:23:54,065 --> 00:23:56,267 I MUST SAY, I-- 492 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,701 I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING PRETTY AWESOME HERE, 493 00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:58,903 BUT I GUESS NOT. 494 00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:01,906 SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU. 495 00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,908 DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE, SEAN. 496 00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:06,677 IS THAT YOUR ADVICE TO ME, GISELLE? 497 00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:09,847 WELL, HERE'S MY ADVICE 498 00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:11,715 IN YOUR NEXT RELATIONSHIP, 499 00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:13,417 IF YOU'RE GONNA INSIST ON ASS-PLAY, 500 00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:16,720 CUT YOUR GODDAMN FINGERNAILS. 501 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:19,857 AND YOU TOO, BUDDY. 502 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:22,961 LADIES, THAT LIPSTICK REALLY MAKES YOUR EYES POP. 503 00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:29,700 CATHY, HI! 504 00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:31,068 HI, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 505 00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:32,336 CAN IT WAIT TILL LATER? 506 00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:33,804 'CAUSE I'VE GOT ANOTHER SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT. 507 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,105 NO, IT REALLY CAN'T WAIT, JOY. 508 00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:37,041 BECAUSE, YOU SEE, I READ THE EMAIL YOU SENT PAUL. 509 00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:38,409 WELL, I SEND HIM LOTS OF EMAILS. 510 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:39,944 WHAT'S GOT YOU SO WOUND UP, GIRL? 511 00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:41,445 OKAY, CUT THE POLLYANNA CRAP. 512 00:24:41,446 --> 00:24:43,280 'CAUSE WHILE HE MIGHT BE WEAK ENOUGH TO FALL FOR IT, 513 00:24:43,281 --> 00:24:45,616 I AM NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO STAND AROUND AND WATCH IT HAPPEN. 514 00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:48,219 WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE THIS DISCUSSION IN PRIVATE. 515 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:49,553 SURE. OH, SURE. 516 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:51,255 WHERE DO YOU SUGGEST WE GO TO TALK ABOUT YOU WANTING 517 00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:53,057 TO FUCK MY HUSBAND? 518 00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:54,425 CATHY. 519 00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:56,160 WHATEVER YOU THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN 520 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,229 WITH PAUL IN PUERTO RICO WON'T. 521 00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,697 BECAUSE I'M GONNA BE THERE. 522 00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:02,766 MY ENTIRE FAMILY'S GONNA BE THERE. 523 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:04,668 SO ALL EYES WILL BE ON YOU, LADY. 524 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,403 I AM FAR TOO DIGNIFIED TO STAND HERE 525 00:25:06,404 --> 00:25:08,105 AND BE SCOLDED LIKE A CHILD, BUT IF IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT 526 00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:09,406 TO YOU TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION, 527 00:25:09,407 --> 00:25:11,108 WE CAN DO IT LATER. 528 00:25:11,109 --> 00:25:12,343 DO NOT WALK AWAY FROM ME. 529 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,078 AND YOU DON'T PATRONIZE ME. 530 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:16,013 OH, PLEASE, CATHY. 531 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:19,283 MY RELATIONSHIP WITH PAUL IS PURELY PROFESSIONAL. 532 00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:21,819 PLAYFUL AT TIMES, YES, BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I ROLL, 533 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,020 BUT PROFESSIONAL. 534 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,756 NOW, HAVE I FUCKED YOUR HUSBAND? NO. 535 00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:27,892 WOULD I BE SURPRISED IF HE FUCKED SOMEONE ELSE? 536 00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:28,993 NO. 537 00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:30,561 BECAUSE FRANKLY, CATHY, YOU ARE A DOWNER. 538 00:25:30,562 --> 00:25:32,596 YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS ABOUT NOTHING BUT YOU. 539 00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:35,065 GRANTED, I UNDERSTAND. 540 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:37,768 CANCER SOMETIMES MAKES PEOPLE VERY SELFISH. 541 00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:39,770 OH, YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMUG, 542 00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:41,639 BUT YOU DON'T FOOL ME FOR A SECOND. 543 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,875 'CAUSE DESPITE THE $700 BOOTS AND THE $3,000 SUITS, 544 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,077 AND THAT GOD-AWFUL LIPSTICK, AND THAT CRAZY, 545 00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:49,346 WRAPPY, FURRY THING, 546 00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:51,148 YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A WELL-PAID, 547 00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:54,184 WELL-DRESSED HOME WRECKER. 548 00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:56,020 OKAY. 549 00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:59,723 ALL OF THAT NEGATIVE ENERGY, AND ALL OF THAT ANGER, 550 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,392 YOU KEEP IT UP, YOUR CANCER'S GONNA 551 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,429 POP RIGHT BACK, MISSY. 552 00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:11,735 I DID NOT GIVE MYSELF CANCER. 553 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:13,837 THE SUN GAVE ME CANCER. 554 00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:16,607 IT'S A FLAMING BALL OF RADIATION! 555 00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:19,176 LOOK, NOT MY ANGER, NOT MY ENERGY, 556 00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:21,278 THE SUN, THAT'S IT. 557 00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:22,680 LOOK, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU. 558 00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:25,849 - LET GO OF ME. - YOU ARE A BITCH! 559 00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:29,086 SOMETIMES. 560 00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:40,966 CALL THE POLICE! CALL 911! 561 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,489 SOME PEOPLE MISS THE BUS. 562 00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:08,526 SOME PEOPLE, NOT SO MUCH. 38654

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