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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,430 --> 00:00:46,430 - Hello, sir. My name is Red, 2 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,260 and I go to South Park Elementary. 3 00:00:48,350 --> 00:00:50,000 Would you like to sign my petition? 4 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,090 - Why sure, little girl. 5 00:00:51,220 --> 00:00:52,570 What's your petition for? 6 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:54,920 - It's to try and get everyone to smell my farts. 7 00:00:57,750 --> 00:01:00,490 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's going on here? 8 00:01:00,580 --> 00:01:02,320 - Oh, wow, Santa Claus! 9 00:01:02,450 --> 00:01:04,100 - You've been a bad girl, Red, 10 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,150 so I'm gonna piss in your face now. 11 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,670 - Oh, no, you better not, Santa! 12 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,500 - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 13 00:01:10,590 --> 00:01:11,460 - Ew! - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 14 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,940 See? 15 00:01:16,980 --> 00:01:19,420 And then Santa Claus pisses in her face! 16 00:01:19,550 --> 00:01:22,730 There, now you smell like Santa's piss. 17 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:24,560 - Wow, that looks pretty real. 18 00:01:24,690 --> 00:01:25,600 - Hey, fellas! 19 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:26,950 Fellas, check this out! 20 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,950 Me and Kenny made a generative AI video 21 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,820 of Red getting pissed on by Santa Claus. 22 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,180 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 23 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,830 - Aw, dude. 24 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:37,050 - It's really easy, you can make the videos online. 25 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,700 We made one of Red eating dog shit, 26 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,530 and one of Red barfing up tampons. 27 00:01:40,570 --> 00:01:41,970 - Dude, that's not cool. 28 00:01:42,010 --> 00:01:44,140 - Yeah, why would you guys do this to her? 29 00:01:44,190 --> 00:01:46,580 - 'Cause Red's a bitch! She totally used me. 30 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,370 - Red pretended she liked me to get me to buy her a Labubu. 31 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:52,020 That bitch deserves it. 32 00:01:52,150 --> 00:01:54,330 - You shouldn't be using AI to make revenge porn, Butters. 33 00:01:54,410 --> 00:01:55,810 That's gonna totally backfire. 34 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:57,420 - Ah, what's gonna happen? 35 00:01:57,460 --> 00:02:01,250 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 36 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:03,550 That little shit! Ho, ho, ho, ho! 37 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,080 - That little shit! 38 00:02:05,210 --> 00:02:06,430 - It's already all over the school. 39 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,210 Butters is trying to humiliate you. 40 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:09,780 - What the hell did I do to him? 41 00:02:09,820 --> 00:02:11,780 - Well, you did kind of use him. 42 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,350 - I didn't use him. 43 00:02:13,390 --> 00:02:15,300 He wanted to buy me a Labubu. 44 00:02:15,430 --> 00:02:16,780 - You should go tell the principal, Red. 45 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,570 They said if anyone made these kind of videos 46 00:02:18,610 --> 00:02:20,740 of other students, they'd call the police. 47 00:02:21,530 --> 00:02:23,490 - I don't need to tell the principal. 48 00:02:23,620 --> 00:02:25,360 There's gonna be a big assembly this afternoon. 49 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,790 I'll get Butters back myself. 50 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:32,230 - All right, everyone, listen up. 51 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,320 As you know, most of your brains have been sucked void 52 00:02:34,450 --> 00:02:36,410 of common sense by the woke radical left. 53 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:39,420 And so today's topic is about having some pride 54 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:40,980 in America's heritage! 55 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:42,590 Pay attention. 56 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:45,860 America. 57 00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:48,210 It was built on a dream. 58 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:52,470 An idea that almost all people should be free. 59 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,870 When our forefathers first came to this great nation, 60 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,040 they----in the-- --Mayflower-- 61 00:02:57,170 --> 00:02:58,170 Plymouth-- 62 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:06,660 - Well, hey, everybody! 63 00:03:06,790 --> 00:03:08,050 It's me, Butters. 64 00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:10,920 And this is my friend, Totoro. 65 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,580 And you know what I'm gonna do? 66 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,230 I'm gonna fuck him. 67 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,150 Yep, that's right, I'm Butters, 68 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,760 and I'm gonna have sex with Totoro right now. 69 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,760 - Oh! Oh. 70 00:03:23,630 --> 00:03:25,030 - Whoa! 71 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,940 Oh, you bitch! 72 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:29,990 - What the hell is this? 73 00:03:30,070 --> 00:03:31,380 - I told him. 74 00:03:34,820 --> 00:03:37,340 - All right, Mrs. Cartman, let me get this straight. 75 00:03:37,470 --> 00:03:41,000 You say the government... took your child? 76 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,170 - Eric was very sick. 77 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,440 The doctor said he only had 78 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,530 another six or seven weeks to live. 79 00:03:46,610 --> 00:03:48,090 And these people said they could help him 80 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:50,270 if they took him to Washington. 81 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:52,310 - And they didn't invite you to go alone? 82 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,880 Seems a little farfetched. 83 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,490 - It was all so confusing. 84 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:59,100 They said it was about national security. 85 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:00,890 I've been getting updates and emails, 86 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:03,540 but I don't even know what to believe anymore. 87 00:04:03,670 --> 00:04:05,070 - Detective Harris, sir, 88 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:06,760 we need to get down to the school right away. 89 00:04:06,890 --> 00:04:07,890 - What's the matter? 90 00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:09,330 - There's a young boy there, sir. 91 00:04:09,370 --> 00:04:11,460 Appears he's been molested by Totoro. 92 00:04:11,510 --> 00:04:13,770 - Holy shit! Sorry, Mrs. Cartman. 93 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:15,550 We'll look into it for you when we can. 94 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:18,770 - But what about Eric? 95 00:04:26,090 --> 00:04:28,000 - All right, kid, you wanna tell me what happened? 96 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:30,700 - I don't know nuttin'! 97 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:33,010 - We've seen the video, kid. 98 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:36,270 How long have you and Totoro been sexually active? 99 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,010 - What? 100 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:40,360 I don't know nuttin'! 101 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,410 - Look, that forest-dwelling piece of shit 102 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:43,710 is just gonna keep doing this to kids 103 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,240 unless you talk to us. 104 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:47,020 I wanna know where you met Totoro, 105 00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:49,810 and I want a description of his penis. 106 00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:51,500 - Sir, you better come take a look at this. 107 00:04:51,590 --> 00:04:53,110 - What is it? 108 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,160 - There's another young student here at this school 109 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,210 that appears to have just been raped by Popeye. 110 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,510 - Popeye? That son of a bitch! 111 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,600 - I don't know nuttin'! 112 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,120 Huh, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. 113 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:05,950 Oh-ho, whoa! Yuck... 114 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,820 - Jesus Christ. 115 00:05:07,910 --> 00:05:10,390 Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, oh... 116 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,130 - Oh, my God! What the hell is going on here? 117 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,960 - We think Totoro and Popeye might somehow 118 00:05:15,050 --> 00:05:17,960 be working together, sir. 119 00:05:18,050 --> 00:05:20,270 - This all has to be connected. 120 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,840 A string of rapes, the missing Cartman boy-- 121 00:05:22,970 --> 00:05:25,760 South Park's going to shit right before our eyes. 122 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:27,630 - Sir? 123 00:05:27,710 --> 00:05:30,190 - There's something very wrong going on here, Mitch, 124 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,630 and I'm gonna find out what. 125 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,780 - Boss, 126 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:56,180 please don't be mad at me. 127 00:05:56,310 --> 00:05:58,220 Everything I did... 128 00:05:58,350 --> 00:05:59,790 I did for you. 129 00:05:59,830 --> 00:06:02,050 - You were manipulating me. 130 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:04,180 This whole time, you've been trying to get me 131 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:05,880 to get rid of Satan's baby. 132 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:09,670 - Yes, because I know you want to get rid of the baby, boss. 133 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:17,200 I was just trying to help you. 134 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,810 I would do anything for you. 135 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:21,420 You... 136 00:06:21,550 --> 00:06:23,940 are the greatest boss 137 00:06:23,990 --> 00:06:26,600 I ever had. 138 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:30,990 And I just want you to be happy. 139 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,780 - Of course I don't want the baby, 140 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:34,910 but everyone's so excited. 141 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,390 I can't get out of it. 142 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,000 - I have a guy, boss. 143 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:44,400 He's in Colorado right now. 144 00:06:44,490 --> 00:06:48,580 He is an expert in all of this. 145 00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:55,540 - Nobody's here to embarrass you, all right son? 146 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:59,590 We just wanna know what happened between you and Popeye. 147 00:07:01,890 --> 00:07:03,160 - You can't tell 'em the girls did it to you 148 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,200 'cause you helped me or they're gonna know 149 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,720 we did it to them first! 150 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:08,160 We don't know nothing! 151 00:07:08,290 --> 00:07:09,900 - Did Totoro tell you to say that? 152 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,730 You don't need to protect these scumbags. 153 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:15,300 - Sir, there's a Studio Ghibli here 154 00:07:15,340 --> 00:07:16,650 that wants to talk to the kid. 155 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,520 - What's s Studio Ghibli? 156 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,700 - Some Japanese guys, say they represent Totoro. 157 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:22,830 - You! 158 00:07:22,870 --> 00:07:25,050 You fuck Totoro! 159 00:07:25,090 --> 00:07:29,880 - Totoro is Studio Ghibli IP! 160 00:07:29,970 --> 00:07:32,320 - Ah, Totoro's already got some lawyers, huh? 161 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:35,410 - It takes hundreds of artists 162 00:07:35,450 --> 00:07:37,670 three years to make Totoro! 163 00:07:37,710 --> 00:07:39,630 And in two minutes 164 00:07:39,670 --> 00:07:41,460 you spit out you shit 165 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:43,200 and fuck Totoro! 166 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,850 - Studio Ghibli no sakuhin! 167 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:46,900 - What? 168 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:52,770 - All right, I can't understand a word anyone here is saying. 169 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:54,290 - You stop! 170 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:57,300 This is a "shi-shu" and "deshishto!" 171 00:07:57,430 --> 00:07:59,170 - "Shi-shu" and "deshishto!" 172 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:00,870 - Mitch, get 'em outta here! 173 00:08:02,430 --> 00:08:03,430 - Shimatta! 174 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:06,570 Totoro no meiyo ga kegasareta! 175 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:10,700 - You cannot just do whatever you want 176 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:15,270 with someone else's IP! 177 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:17,450 - Yo, what's up, Mom? It's your boy, Eric, 178 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,190 live from Washington, D.C. Day one, baby. 179 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,230 Look, that's a big pointy thing-- 180 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,450 uh, the Washington Monument. 181 00:08:21,580 --> 00:08:22,800 Whole reflection pool's right there. 182 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:23,670 It's like a giant bathtub, but with ducks. 183 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,020 Everything's great. Promise. 184 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:26,680 Hey, Mom, it's me. Just want you to know 185 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,980 I am totally safe and in no danger whatsoever. 186 00:08:29,110 --> 00:08:31,160 Dude, there's a castle at the end of the street 187 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,120 and everyone smells like popcorn. 188 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,900 This is unreal, forever. 189 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:35,420 Just want to let everyone know I'm safe and sound. 190 00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:37,380 No, kitty, that's my pot pie! 191 00:08:37,470 --> 00:08:38,770 I love Cheesy Poofs and-- 192 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:39,900 Rawr! Respect my authority! Bye! 193 00:08:39,950 --> 00:08:41,250 - Oh, Eric, 194 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:43,740 Mommy misses you. 195 00:08:47,130 --> 00:08:49,390 - "A boy from South Park 196 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,610 "tells his mom he's doing good 197 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,960 and he'll be home soon." 198 00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:55,230 - Hey, dude, fuck you. 199 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,920 That is totally not cool, what you're doing. 200 00:08:58,140 --> 00:08:59,530 - "The boy is fat 201 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:03,580 and authoritative." 202 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:04,630 - Hey, Mom, things are good here. 203 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:05,980 I love Cheesy Poofs! 204 00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:07,370 I'm just stoked to be feeling better, 205 00:09:07,410 --> 00:09:08,930 and I'll be home soon. Respect my authority! 206 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,200 Bro, everyone's gonna know that's not really me. 207 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,630 I haven't even talked about Cheesy Poofs 208 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,720 in, like, five years. 209 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,250 - You shut up! 210 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,200 We'll be going to Washington soon, 211 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:18,810 and then you're gonna help me 212 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:20,990 stop the antichrist from being born. 213 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:24,520 And we're gonna save the world. 214 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,430 - Not for free, dude! 215 00:09:26,470 --> 00:09:29,300 If you wanna use me, then you gotta pay a motherfucker. 216 00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:31,090 You don't get to make me go do a bunch of weird shit 217 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:32,480 that I would normally never do. 218 00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:35,960 - It's the world you live in, kid. 219 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:40,440 Anyone can make you do anything they want. 220 00:09:40,530 --> 00:09:42,190 - No, kitty, that's my authority! 221 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,580 Pot pie! 222 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:58,070 - I word really hard. You know? 223 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:02,380 I just feel like I deserve to relax a bit, guy. 224 00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:04,820 - Of course you do, boss. 225 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:07,690 This baby is too much for you. 226 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:10,610 - I tried abortion clinics, Plan B, 227 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:12,910 but this baby just won't die! 228 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,700 - And that is how my guy in Colorado can help us, boss. 229 00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:19,920 Only he can stop the antichrist. 230 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:23,050 If we bring him here, to Washington, then we can-- 231 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,400 - What are you guys doing? 232 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,660 Hey, relax, guy! 233 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:29,100 We're having an important meeting! 234 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:30,890 - What are you talking about? 235 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:33,670 - It's government stuff, Satan. 236 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,670 - OK, so I guess I'm going to the pediatrician 237 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,240 by myself again. 238 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,460 - Hey, relax, guy! 239 00:10:38,590 --> 00:10:40,330 We have to do this. 240 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:42,850 - You're such a piece of shit. 241 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,690 - You see? Always bitching at me. 242 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,300 I should be treated better than that. 243 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,690 - Yes, boss, you should. 244 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,780 That's why you need to trust me. 245 00:10:55,910 --> 00:11:00,090 Nobody feels for you the way that I do. 246 00:11:00,130 --> 00:11:01,790 Nobody, boss. 247 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,850 - Hey, Red, can we talk to you? 248 00:11:19,890 --> 00:11:21,280 - Sure, Kyle. 249 00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:24,940 - I'm here to help Butters try to call a truce. 250 00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:26,720 - What kind of truce? 251 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:29,510 - It's just all this Sora stuff is kinda getting out of hand. 252 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,860 I know Butters started it, 253 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,210 so then you guys made one of him, 254 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:34,250 but then you guys made one of Kenny, 255 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:37,340 and I just think we all need to respect each other more. 256 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,300 - You know what? You're right, Kyle. 257 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,910 You're really a smart guy. 258 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,520 - Thanks, Red. I feel like a smart guy. 259 00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:46,140 It's 'cause I'm a Jew. 260 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:49,230 - Excuse me, is your name Kyle? 261 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,140 - Oh, wow, it's Droopy Dog! 262 00:11:51,230 --> 00:11:52,880 - Hey, Droopy Dog. Yeah, I'm Kyle. 263 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,670 - You know what? 264 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,230 I'm gonna take a shit in your mouth. 265 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:59,280 - Oh, no, Droopy Dog, don't shit in my mouth! 266 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,320 Bad dog! 267 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,240 - Here it comes. 268 00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:06,850 - You like that, you dumb Jew? 269 00:12:08,370 --> 00:12:10,380 - Dude, what the hell? - You see? 270 00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:11,990 The girls did one about you now. 271 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,600 - What the hell did I do? 272 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,250 - It don't matter, I told you! 273 00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:17,040 Red's just a bitch. 274 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,820 - You like that hot shit in your Jew mouth? 275 00:12:20,910 --> 00:12:22,780 - I mean, you got to admit it's pretty impressive. 276 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,260 It looks really real. 277 00:12:24,390 --> 00:12:26,000 - It's not impressive! It's fucked up. 278 00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:27,520 How is this even legal? 279 00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:29,050 - Nothing's sacred, Kyle. 280 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:31,400 All you can do is fight fire with fire. 281 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,050 - Well, then let's see how Red likes it 282 00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:34,840 when we make one of her and Bluey. 283 00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:35,970 - Yeah! 284 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:46,630 - We've had 12 new cases in the past 14 hours, 285 00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:49,810 and you're telling me we can't get one kid to testify? 286 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:51,680 - None of the kids will talk, sir. 287 00:12:51,810 --> 00:12:54,120 - We're running out of time here, people. 288 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:56,340 These predators are all gonna start lawyering up 289 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:57,600 like Totoro did. 290 00:12:57,730 --> 00:12:59,820 - We're not lawyer! 291 00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:02,470 Studio Ghibli make Totoro 292 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:05,870 with pencil and paint, 293 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:10,520 not by typing sentence on stupid Sora app! 294 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,660 - Nobody can understand anything you're saying, 295 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:17,180 so I don't know what to tell you, buddy. 296 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,230 - We're just getting no cooperation. 297 00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:21,450 Every kid we interview, we get the same thing. 298 00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:23,890 "That's not me. Someone else did that." 299 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,060 - That's the South Park we're living in, Mitch. 300 00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:28,500 Kids won't talk to a cop, 301 00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:31,630 but they'll do anything Rocky and Bullwinkle tell 'em to do. 302 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:34,420 That's it. 303 00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:37,420 We gotta go undercover as a couple of these predators 304 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:40,600 and gain a little kid's trust. 305 00:13:46,690 --> 00:13:48,430 - Yeah. What's going on? 306 00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:50,430 - Everything is OK. 307 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,910 We have Trump's approval now. 308 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,830 - The president knows of our plans? 309 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,090 Yes. 310 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:59,140 He and I are on the same page. 311 00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:00,490 - What's he say? 312 00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:02,880 - But we cannot proceed just yet. 313 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,490 Can you keep the child on ice a little longer? 314 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,410 - No problem--with Sora 2, 315 00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:09,840 I can make the South Park kid do just about anything. 316 00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,850 - Dude, fuck you. 317 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:13,500 That is so lame. 318 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:25,380 - But boss, what about Satan? 319 00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:43,880 - Oh, boss, it's so big. 320 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,500 - Oh, boss! 321 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,850 Boss! 322 00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:03,680 Yes, boss! 323 00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:16,560 - How much longer we gotta do this shit, Mitch? 324 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:18,780 You remember when things made sense? 325 00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:22,310 You put your time in. You did the work. 326 00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:25,350 But now this stuff we're seeing, 327 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,660 it's like someone shook the snow globe and said, 328 00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:30,750 "Here you go, make sense of this." 329 00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:33,010 - I don't understand it much either, sir. 330 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:36,320 Maybe we're just too old. 331 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:39,800 - We used to go after normal criminals. 332 00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:43,590 But now the criminals have faces that can just start 333 00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:47,380 turning into oranges that eat other oranges. 334 00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:49,900 That's when you realize 335 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:53,990 maybe the job doesn't need you anymore. 336 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,730 - Hey, look. Kid's coming out. 337 00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:59,820 - Let's do this. 338 00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:02,350 Hey there, little girl. It's Rocky and Bullwinkle. 339 00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:04,350 You looking for a good time? 340 00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:16,840 - The South Park Police Department had to go undercover 341 00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:19,970 in order to finally get to the truth in this case. 342 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,630 And what the evidence will show 343 00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:24,150 is that an innocent girl was humiliated 344 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,070 by the actions of these boys. 345 00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:29,980 All right, little girl, you say the boys just used you. 346 00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:31,770 Is that right? 347 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,380 - That's right. 348 00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:35,640 They made me do things I would normally never do. 349 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:39,170 - Exactly what kinds of things? 350 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,260 - They made me go to the bathroom 351 00:16:41,390 --> 00:16:44,960 in a very, very bad place. 352 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,170 - And did the suspects offer you 353 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:48,610 any kind of compensation? 354 00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:50,870 - I didn't make one cent! 355 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,660 - What the hell is going on? 356 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,970 They're turning the kids into the victims? 357 00:16:58,010 --> 00:16:59,840 This whole thing stinks! 358 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,970 Why don't you go fuck yourself, Bluey? 359 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,980 - Order! Order! 360 00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:07,060 - My client has been misrepresented, 361 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,070 and these boys are going to jail! 362 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,850 - It wasn't their fault, all right? 363 00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:13,460 It's all my fault! 364 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,550 This all started with me, 365 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,900 because my heart was broken. 366 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:20,300 I made the first videos using Sora 2. 367 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,860 I saw the ones Eric Cartman made 368 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,650 to get out of going to school, and I thought 369 00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:26,130 I could make these about Red 'cause the bitch deserves it. 370 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:27,780 But it was just me. 371 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,310 - Wait, you're saying that the Eric Cartman videos 372 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,090 are all being created by someone 373 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,880 to distort the truth? 374 00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:38,700 That's gotta be Totoro! 375 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,660 Trace the IP address, and let's get the son of a bitch! 376 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,500 - Ah! 377 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,850 - Freeze! 378 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,590 - We got the kid, sir. 379 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,030 - You're making a big mistake. 380 00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:58,290 I have powerful connections. 381 00:17:58,330 --> 00:17:59,770 - Oh, I know you do. 382 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,550 But no magical Catbus is gonna 383 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,300 whisk you away from justice this time. 384 00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:06,120 - Mom! 385 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:08,470 - Oh, Eric, you're safe! 386 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,520 - How the hell did it take you this long 387 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,390 to figure out those videos of me were fake? 388 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,910 - Oh, well, they looked so real, sweetie. 389 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,570 - When is the last time I even ate a pot pie, you dumb bitch? 390 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,050 - Get him out of here. 391 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:23,660 Lock him up with the Japanese lawyers. 392 00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:26,750 Well, Mitch, looks like we just busted a huge community 393 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,890 of online rapists called Sora 2. 394 00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:30,630 - Great job, sir. 395 00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:33,590 - Detective Harris, you better take a look at this. 396 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,540 This guy didn't just make videos. 397 00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:37,070 He also has surveillance equipment 398 00:18:37,110 --> 00:18:38,630 all over the White House. 399 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,550 - White House? - Yeah. 400 00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:42,330 He's got this video of the president 401 00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:43,940 in the Lincoln Bedroom. 402 00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:45,900 Oh, boss! 403 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,300 Boss! 404 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,560 - Jesus Christ. Yes, boss! 405 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,560 Yes, boss! 406 00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:54,390 - Oh, my God, what the hell is going on here? 407 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,870 - Oh, boy. 408 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,920 When Fox News sees this, they are not gonna be happy. 409 00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:05,570 This is a... Fox News... 410 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,270 special alert. 411 00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:13,800 - Some, uh, very troubling news from the White House today. 412 00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:17,760 Apparently, a security camera in the Lincoln Bedroom 413 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:23,110 has caught President Trump having...relations 414 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,860 with Vice President Vance. 415 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,730 Fox News is live at the White House. 416 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,120 - Yeah, hey. 417 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:36,300 Definitely disheartening news here. 418 00:19:36,430 --> 00:19:38,650 Why the president would do this to Satan 419 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:42,050 with a baby on the way, we don't know. 420 00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:43,700 Guess it's anyone's guess why-- 421 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:46,220 - Sorry, sorry, we gotta interrupt you there. 422 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:49,180 Uh, we just got word that the president is 423 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,970 calling in to "Fox & Friends." 424 00:19:51,050 --> 00:19:54,360 Are you there, sir? 425 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,150 Hello? Hi? Hello? 426 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,930 - Yes. Mr. President, what is going on? 427 00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,630 Oh, we're doing some great things here. 428 00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:04,240 More than Sleepy Joe Biden ever did! 429 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,680 Everything's great! 430 00:20:05,810 --> 00:20:08,160 - Well, what about you and the vice president? 431 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,030 Hey, relax, guy! 432 00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:12,640 - We're trying to relax, sir, 433 00:20:12,730 --> 00:20:14,860 but we've all seen the security footage. 434 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,250 No, that's fake! 435 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:18,690 That's all--it's all Sora 2. 436 00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:20,260 - It's fake? 437 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,220 Yeah, guy, that's all Sora 2! 438 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,090 That's all fake! 439 00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:27,130 - Oh, it's fake! Oh, thank God! 440 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,660 - Of course it was fake. How could we have doubted it? 441 00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:33,920 This is a Fox News fake news alert. 442 00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:35,750 - Totally fake news today 443 00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:39,060 as the president did not have sex with the vice president. 444 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:48,680 - You swear on everything that video was fake. 445 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,940 - Of course it's fake, Satan! 446 00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:53,680 - OK, 'cause it looks really real. 447 00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:56,120 - Satan, I swear on the baby. 448 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,730 I wouldn't do that to you. 449 00:20:57,860 --> 00:20:59,430 Relax, guy. 450 00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:01,910 - Great. 451 00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:04,080 Well, I gotta go get a snack. 452 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,780 You want anything from downstairs? 453 00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:07,260 - No, I'm good. 454 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:15,140 - All right, what's the situation? 455 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:19,140 - The detective in Colorado is very stubborn, boss. 456 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,490 He will not give us Peter Thiel. 457 00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:23,280 - How can he not hand him over? 458 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,890 I'm the president! 459 00:21:24,930 --> 00:21:26,450 - Don't worry, boss. 460 00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:28,890 We will not let that town get in the way 461 00:21:28,930 --> 00:21:30,850 of our plans together. 32718

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