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Good morning, Pentagram City.
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Today's top story...
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infamous loser, Alastor, has been captured
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by the strong, chiseled arms
of sex-icon Vox.
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It leaves us all wondering,
what is our TV daddy planning?
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And you can trust us with your gossip.
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♪ Holy shit, is this true? ♪
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-♪ Alastor's been defeated ♪
-♪ By Lucifer? ♪
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-♪ No ♪
-♪ Then who? ♪
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♪ That self-absorbed TV head ♪
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♪ Word is, he gut him fair and square ♪
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♪ I heard Vox fucked him with a chair ♪
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♪ Either way, it's seemin'
the Radio Demon's off the air ♪
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♪ I can't remember
ever seeing power shift this fast ♪
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♪ With all his smarmy talk,
I thought Vox was just gassed up ♪
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♪ Now he's surpassed all expectations ♪
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♪ Hell as we knew it is through,
he's shaken the foundations ♪
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♪ Now that Vox's muscles are flexed ♪
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♪ who knows what moves
those Vees will make next? ♪
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♪ So I've had a stroke of luck,
it's true ♪
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♪ But I'm not one to rest on my laurels ♪
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♪ What a better time
to reinforce our crew? ♪
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♪ Grab an olive branch,
go knock on some door-els ♪
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♪ Why should we keep crossing swords? ♪
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♪ After all, we're all overlords ♪
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-♪ You know you wanna be bad with us ♪
-♪ Bad with us ♪
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-♪ Come and make angels mad with us ♪
-♪ So mad with us ♪
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♪ And Zeezi? ♪
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♪ I hear that Heaven
has some pretty sick venues ♪
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♪ Open a club up, make a hubbub,
drop a beat to "amen" to ♪
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♪ Hey, Prick and Hatchet, best believe
your gang fights are gonna be batshit ♪
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♪ With exorcist blades,
you can fill Heaven with rage ♪
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♪ Oh, Maestro, I know ♪
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♪ a tranquil realm where you can rest ♪
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♪ Hey, Zestial,
there's old boring shit up there ♪
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♪ Books, tea, eldercare ♪
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♪ Mi querida, Carmilla...
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-Are you serious?
-Mm, yeah, okay.
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♪ It's the dawn of a new regime ♪
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♪ Come on, join the winning team ♪
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♪ It's so much fun to be ♪
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♪ bad with us ♪
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-♪ So bad with us ♪
-♪ So fucking bad ♪
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-♪ with us ♪
-♪ Cha cha cha ♪
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-No.
-Stop it.
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I mean, this is adorable.
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Sweetie, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to get
Emily's attention.
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She really didn't give you
a way to contact her, huh?
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Not really, she just
kind of popped up once
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and I don't have a way to reach her.
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Heaven is closed down or something,
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so now I just need to get...
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her...
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attention!
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Colors.
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Do you think she sees it?
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She doesn't see it, does she?
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If it makes you feel better,
they look pretty.
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Thanks, Vanny.
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Mmm, no, that one
doesn't sound right in practice.
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-Ugh. I'll keep at it.
-Okay.
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Thanks, Vaggie.
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Ugh! This would just be
so much easier with Alastor.
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He was supposed to host the hotel,
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not get himself fucking kidnapped and...
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Oh, God, what do you think
they're doing to him, Vaggie?
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I'm sure he's okay.
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You know Al, he's always up to something.
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But I have things handled.
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Is there anything I can help you with?
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I don't think so, Vaggie.
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Look, the only thing that can stop Vox
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is the proof that Pentious is alive,
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and that I'm telling everyone the truth.
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So, I just need to keep...
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trying!
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Stop Vox...?
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Hmm.
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Oh, I think I know what to do.
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Oh, Angel.
How was the group therapy session?
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Ugh, I-I missed it.
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I've had a headache all day.
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But Husk seems
to be enjoying the therapist shit.
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Says his "pretending to listen" skills
are put to good use.
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It was very informative.
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I have never heard someone come up
with so many ways to say "stupid."
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Adding a few to my personal dictionary.
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I just don't understand
why she left me.
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Well, maybe it's because
you're a moronic, unthinking damn fool.
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-"Damn fool"!
-Who is too nonsensically doltish...
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"Doltish."
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to realize that you're
a mindless chuckle-fuck...
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-"Chuckle-fuck."
- with your constant
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gormless buffoonery.
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Maybe you should try
not being a feeble-minded...
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-Ah.
- smooth-brain for once!
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"Smooth-brain."
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Yeah. Maybe.
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Am I doing therapy right?
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I like therapy.
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-Where're you headed?
-Lucifer.
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I need to ask him something.
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Oh-ho-ho. Must be important.
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Give me the tea later.
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Hi there. Coming, coming.
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Just a minute,
I-I'll be there, I'll be right there.
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I wasn't doing anything weird, I swear it!
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Oh, hey, Charlie's girlfriend.
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What, uh, what brings you here?
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Come in, come in, just let me just...
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Wow, you really wasted no time, huh, sir?
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Aw, call me Daddy.
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Wait, no, don't. Call me Lu.
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What, now... What is it you need?
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Uh, you're the king of Hell, right?
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♪ Last time...
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I checked, why?
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Well, I don't know how much
you know about Vox...
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Oh, the TV head guy?
Yeah, he's all over the place.
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Guy really likes
to hear himself talk, huh?
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Have you been, uh,
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-listening to him at all?
-Nope.
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Well, he's been hardcore shitting
on Charlie and the hotel for weeks.
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It's kind of driving her crazy, and I...
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Wait a second. He's been what?!
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Yeah. So, you know,
you think you could go over and, like...
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I don't know, smite him or something?
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Sorry. Oh, Vanastastia,
I'll let you in on a little secret.
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I cannot smite him, no.
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It's kinda part of the whole Hell thing.
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You see, it isn't just a place,
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it's, uh, it's a punishment,
and mine is that I'm stuck here
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with all these sinners, can't kill 'em,
can't do nothing with 'em.
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So I just have to ignore them.
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They are all mega gross,
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and not a single one of them
has good taste in musical theater.
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But Vox doesn't know that.
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What if you go intimidate him?
Bluff a little?
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To most of Hell, you're a pretty big deal.
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Eh, I don't know.
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Well, I'd ask Alastor,
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but, you know, he's unavailable, so...
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Oh, no, no, hold a, hold a, hold on, okay?
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I can handle any problem
a-five hundred times better
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than that dumb, red loudspeaker, okay?
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If my little girl is getting harassed
by this "Vox" fella, then...
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it is my time to daddy up!
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Mm, no. Don't say it like that.
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But great.
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Aww, Charlie.
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Sera, we need to talk to her.
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Hell needs to sort itself out first.
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-But...
-What good would talking to her do?
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I don't think it's a good idea.
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You're afraid, aren't you?
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Because you know
we owe Hell a massive apology.
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I brought cookies!
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-What is he doing here?
-I invited him.
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I figured if anyone can help us
make these decisions,
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it'd be best
to have an actual Hell expert.
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Well, I'm not quite
a Hell expert, but, uh,
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yes, I'm happy to help.
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He can't be here, Emily.
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This is important,
only the highest angels can...
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Well, I'm as high as you,
and I say he stays.
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All right.
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So, Pentious,
what do you think we should do?
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My vote is that we should apologize.
Maybe with some gift baskets?
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-I mean, who doesn't love gift baskets?
-Right?!
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Um, yes, well, I'm sure Charlie would...
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like a gift basket? With chocolat?
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Oh! Oh! You should throw in
a cheese assortment.
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Oh. And a cute little plush bear
that says "sorry for the violence."
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That would be so cute.
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-Plus lots of taffies!
-On it.
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I really don't think
this... is a good idea.
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How can the demons accept anything we say
after what we've done?
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Well, Your Highness, a wise woman once
told me that it starts with "sorry."
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So, I think it's worth a try.
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Okay. Bye.
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Have fun.
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Charlie!
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Emily! Ahh!
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It is so good to see you!
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Uh, a third time.
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Um, are you actually here,
or am I really dehydrated?
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-Definitely dehydrated.
-No, silly, we're really here.
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And we bring gifts!
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Oh! Are these taffies?
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That was my contribution.
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Uh, um, is Pen okay? Can I see him?
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The snake is fine. He misses you all.
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I'm sorry we can't bring him.
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Right.
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Well, thanks, guys.
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I appreciate this basket thing.
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Uh, it's-it's very nice.
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Wait! You're here!
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Yes! We are!
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I need you tell Hell that Pentious
is in Heaven and that Vox is full of shit!
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Oh. Sure.
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-We can do that.
-Hold on.
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Sorry, it's just Vox has
completely convinced most of Hell
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that you all are still out to get us
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and that redemption isn't real,
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-and that I'm just some crazy person...
-What's a "Vox"?
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Yeah, he's like a guy
with a TV for a head?
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It's like about this big...
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You know, it's not important.
Please, I need you to come with me.
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I heard Vox has a rally today, a big one.
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If we go there, you can apologize
in front of his entire crowd,
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show them all that he's a liar, and...
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And that we're sorry.
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Yes! So sorry!
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Yes! Oh, my gosh, yes.
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We're gonna need more gift baskets.
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I took off work for this, man,
just to see what Vox is gonna say.
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According to a recent poll,
Vox is the hottest person in Hell.
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-How am I looking?
-Not bad.
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You clean up nice for a TV.
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I know.
So, uh, you have the dancers ready?
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Mm-hmm.
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-And they're...?
-Tens, plus one eight for "diversity."
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Good man.
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Are you sure you want to present yourself
like this to all of Hell?
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-Pardon?
-Flocked by your partners.
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With their
far more impressive contribution
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to your flashy little clown show.
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What really are you contributing
besides... noise?
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I'm the face?
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The face of the revolution.
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Where the fuck have you been?
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Yes, but still, if that's all...
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You think they could have
pulled this off without me?
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It's me who made this happen.
I have the vision.
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-I have vision.
-Sure you do.
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Mm-hmm...
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I should go get the dancers camera-ready.
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See you out there?
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Absolutely.
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A-A-Actually, Val, how about you
and Velvette manage backstage?
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Can't have any mistakes
in the presentation.
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I can handle the crowd.
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You don't want us coming out?
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Just not right away.
Don't worry, you'll have your time.
247
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,924
Thanks, babe.
248
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,178
Sure...
"babe."
249
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:46,308
See? I'm in charge here.
250
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,162
I suppose it's something.
251
00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:53,332
Excuses and lies
seem to still be your specialty.
252
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,900
I try.
253
00:12:57,152 --> 00:13:00,905
Hello, Pentagram City!
254
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,760
-Yeah!
-Oh, yeah!
255
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,870
Yeah! How are we doing tonight?
256
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,726
Better now that you're here.
257
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,895
Well, all right! Fantastic!
258
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:17,023
Well, I just have to thank you all
for coming out to support.
259
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,400
It's such an honor, a-and can I...
260
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:23,321
oh, just take a moment to say
Lilith would be so proud
261
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,865
of how strong Hell has become.
262
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,658
"Resist," am I right?
263
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:28,849
Come on, let me hear it!
264
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,121
Resist!
265
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,706
Revolt!
266
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,166
I love it!
267
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,792
I'm happy to serve you.
268
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:41,571
Trust us to take on the angel menace!
269
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,143
♪ You're acting out
like you want Teacher's attention ♪
270
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,313
♪ Well, I'm the principal
of this eternal detention ♪
271
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:01,609
♪ I hope you had your fun,
but, son, it's time to ring the bell ♪
272
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:04,362
♪ Ding-ding ♪
273
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:07,406
♪ Sinnerman, you're getting
way too big for your screen ♪
274
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,034
♪ Now I'm here to drop your punishment,
it's gonna be mean ♪
275
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,495
♪ Just in case y'all had forgotten ♪
276
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:17,166
♪ who's the motherfucking king of Hell ♪
277
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,876
♪ 'Cause I'm the serpent ♪
278
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,711
♪ I'm the flame ♪
279
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:24,215
♪ The mortal world
is scared to say my name ♪
280
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:27,134
♪ I am so spooky, I'm the shit ♪
281
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:31,055
♪ I am a living aspect of the infinite ♪
282
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,392
♪ So, scheme all you want,
Mr. TV-Head-Man ♪
283
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,435
♪ I'm nearly a god, who are you? ♪
284
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,145
♪ Just a dead man ♪
285
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:41,148
Wow. Super scary.
286
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,609
I see why they give you such a big hat.
287
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,986
Quick thing, though...
288
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:49,615
♪ It's curious you stopped by
to fight me nail and tooth ♪
289
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:54,143
♪ When all I mean to try
is to dispense a dose of truth ♪
290
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:58,916
♪ We sinners do not need a king,
we need someone who understands ♪
291
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,001
Yes.
292
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:04,380
♪ A different kind of despot
bringing respite from divine demands ♪
293
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,258
♪ New order,
like what Lilith had envisioned ♪
294
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,510
♪ when she threatened them ♪
295
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:13,180
♪ She knew Hell could be great,
and we can make Hell great again ♪
296
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:17,184
♪ Just imagine
if we could flip the script ♪
297
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:21,105
♪ Take the fight back way upstairs
and make 'em beg and say their prayers ♪
298
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:25,276
♪ and what would happen
if we could run the ship? ♪
299
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,528
-♪ Hoist the mainsail, paint the decks ♪
-Aye, aye!
300
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:31,365
♪ Have a crew mate to protect,
'cause they want us all divided ♪
301
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,242
♪ That is how they keep us down ♪
302
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,328
-♪ We got the guts, we got the chutzpah ♪
-Guts! Chutzpah!
303
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,496
-♪ We got the means to seize the crown ♪
-Yeah!
304
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,459
♪ If you're not fuckin' stupid,
then you've only got one choice ♪
305
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:45,296
♪ Me! Vox Populi, the people's voice ♪
306
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,590
♪ Try to picture if we could ♪
307
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,300
-♪ escape this hole ♪
-Let's go!
308
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:53,054
♪ Never have to live and fear
of days that angels may appear ♪
309
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:57,516
♪ 'Cause here's the kicker,
sinners can save their souls ♪
310
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,810
♪ Not by changing for redemption ♪
311
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,687
♪ but by taking over Heaven ♪
312
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:05,733
♪ They say Hell's too populated,
that's why they exterminate ♪
313
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,735
♪ We got the numbers, we got the thunder ♪
314
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,654
-♪ Let's annex their real estate ♪
-Yeah!
315
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,739
♪ If you want to see a new world ♪
316
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,616
♪ raise your fists and make some noise ♪
317
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,787
♪ Hail Vox Populi, the people's voice ♪
318
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:21,540
♪ Manifest destiny, long as you invest
in me, the rest'll all fit into place...
319
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,210
Meanwhile, this "king" thinks
all of us peasants
320
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,504
should be satisfied
with an endless existence of suffering!
321
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,715
-Wh-Whoa. Wait. Hold on.
-Tell me, Hell, are you satisfied?
322
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,842
-No!
-Your wife knew it was wrong, Lu.
323
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,136
Maybe that's why
she's not around anymore.
324
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,097
-You mouthy little mortal!
-Here it comes!
325
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,807
Smite me! Silence me!
326
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,082
That's all you angels know how to do!
327
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,188
You won't do it.
328
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,690
You're weak!
329
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,942
They didn't banish you,
they clipped your wings
330
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,610
and chained you down here.
331
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,779
Well, I got no chains on me.
332
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,447
Who's with me?
333
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,449
♪ Let's unite and fight for a ♪
334
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,118
-♪ brand new realm ♪
-♪ Brand new realm ♪
335
00:16:57,142 --> 00:17:00,204
♪ We'll direct our destinies
as one nation under Vees ♪
336
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,789
I love it!
337
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,083
♪ 'Cause happy days are nigh
with Vox at the helm ♪
338
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,209
♪ That's me ♪
339
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,461
-♪ Future's never tasted sweeter ♪
-Oh, yeah!
340
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:10,840
♪ Thanks to our charming leader,
every sinner can be a winner ♪
341
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,925
♪ Let's take our fates
to the pearly gates ♪
342
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,927
♪ We can have the keys
if we trust the Vees ♪
343
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:18,222
♪ Give applause,
Hell has cause to rejoice ♪
344
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:24,710
♪ Hail Vox Populi,
the people's voice ♪
345
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,486
Uh...
346
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:33,696
hello.
347
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,764
Oh, my God! They're here to silence me!
348
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:42,246
No, no, no, no, no.
We're here to apologize.
349
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:46,208
-We are sorry.
-Oh! Oh, really? You're sorry?
350
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,835
For what exactly?
351
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:50,504
For... everything.
352
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:55,092
For allowing
the extermination of your people.
353
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:58,578
Oh, just that? And what do you have here?
354
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,414
Are those gift baskets?
355
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,479
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
356
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,189
No, wait, wait.
357
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,484
You... You are apologizing for genocide
358
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:12,925
with gift baskets?
359
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,198
Uh, they have assorted taffies in them.
360
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,533
Like, really good taffies.
361
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:20,743
Oh, you hear that, folks?
362
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,038
These angels think
our lives are worth "really good taffies."
363
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:27,314
That's what a sinner's soul
is worth to Heaven, huh?
364
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,169
I don't like that at all!
365
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,713
No, that doesn't sit right with me! No!
366
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:35,841
-No, I... That's not...
-Emily?
367
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,969
Tell us all the real reason you're here.
368
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:42,264
You are here
to flaunt your power in front of us
369
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,808
because you can't stand
370
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:47,668
that Hell managed to land
a pretty damn big hit on you, didn't we?
371
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:55,903
How dare you, fucking demonic filth?
372
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,947
No, that's not it at all.
373
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:01,742
We wanted to apologize.
What we did was wrong.
374
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,994
Again with the apology.
375
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:06,705
After everything Heaven did to us?
376
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,917
Why would any of us forgive you?
377
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,526
No, why would we
even forgive you?
378
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,382
Yeah, get the fuck out of here!
379
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:17,842
Why would we forgive you?
380
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,468
-That's not what we do in Hell.
-Yeah, what he said.
381
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,804
Wowie wow. A lot of negativity here.
382
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:26,350
Hollow, vapid words,
mocking us with trinkets,
383
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:30,312
thinking that could ever make up
for our fallen sinner brethren.
384
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:33,399
Taunting us with how little
we matter to them.
385
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,318
They think we don't matter?
386
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,237
I'm madder than I thought I could be!
387
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:41,615
We matter!
We matter! We matter!
388
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:42,658
That's not...
389
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:47,162
Do you know how many sinners
died in each extermination?
390
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,521
Thousands.
391
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:55,778
What?
392
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,425
No, not the pictures. Stop.
393
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,843
That's not what this is.
394
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,262
First Lucifer threatens us.
395
00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:05,431
Now this?
396
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:08,058
Wait, what? Dad?
397
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:11,729
You do not see me. I am magical...
398
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,420
Dad?!
399
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,027
I'm not here. You're dreaming.
400
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:21,363
This is a dream. Bye.
401
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:25,951
Well, we think you are full of shit!
402
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:29,079
Hell will rise!
403
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,205
Yeah!
404
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,082
Hell will rise! Hell will rise!
405
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,960
Hell will rise! Hell will rise!
406
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,462
-Stop.
-Hell... Rise...
407
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,255
-Oh, I messed it up, guys.
-Please, just back up.
408
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,465
And now
I can't get back into it.
409
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,134
Okay, everybody, stop. Please.
410
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,178
I... I don't...
411
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,221
We don't... I...
412
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,723
Oh, gosh.
413
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,517
Geez, this isn't going
how we wanted at all.
414
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:51,959
Enough!
415
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,572
Sinners like you are the reason I allowed
416
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,116
for the extermination in the first place.
417
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,892
Power-hungry and violent.
418
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:11,997
This angel admits it.
419
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,499
She called the extermination
420
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:17,169
to silence the sinners speaking out,
empowering each other.
421
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,505
You did it to keep us down.
422
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,757
♪ Well, we are not gonna ♪
423
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,425
♪ be kept down anymore ♪
424
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:27,763
♪ Consider this
a declaration of holy war ♪
425
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,765
♪ I've woken up the people ♪
426
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,918
♪ to the lies you angels tell ♪
427
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:39,441
♪ When we pay you a visit
we won't be bringing baskets ♪
428
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:43,821
♪ We'll be bringing decimation
that'll put you in caskets ♪
429
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:46,323
♪ I'll show you what it means to be ♪
430
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:51,412
♪ the motherfucking king of Hell ♪
431
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:56,208
♪ 'Cause I'm the furor, I'm immense ♪
432
00:21:56,232 --> 00:22:00,087
♪ I am the avatar of your consequence ♪
433
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:03,924
♪ I'm your omega, I'm the flood ♪
434
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:08,554
♪ I am the nightmare you made
when you spilled our blood ♪
435
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:12,516
♪ So cower and hide,
find a rope you can swing from ♪
436
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:15,394
♪ Go say your goodbyes, to your lives ♪
437
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:18,712
♪ to your kingdom ♪
438
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,484
No, no, no! No, wait!
439
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,635
No! Please. Come back.
440
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:33,579
Hey, d-don't fly too far.
441
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:37,624
Yes, I love playing with you...
442
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:40,127
Oh! Hello! By the look on your face,
443
00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:42,629
I'd say the gift baskets
were a major success.
444
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:45,883
Um... something, uh...
445
00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:48,594
-not chill happened down there.
-What?
446
00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:51,764
Hell declared war.
447
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:55,082
-I... I'm sorry.
-Uh...
448
00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,229
Oh...
449
00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,172
Oh, no.
450
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,946
No, no, no, please, don't leave.
451
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:10,824
I promise things aren't as bad
as they're making them out to be.
452
00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,016
Please.
453
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,287
Fuck.
454
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:18,624
Where the fuck is my dad?!
455
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:21,835
-What?
-Dad! I know you're here.
456
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,194
Uh, no, I'm not.
457
00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:27,007
Dad, what the fuck were you thinking?
458
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,842
You threatened Vox?
459
00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,345
Sweetie, I promise
I was just trying to help, okay?
460
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:34,848
You see, Vavnu over there told me you
were having trouble with this guy and...
461
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:37,142
I'm sorry, what?!
462
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,602
Wait, hold on. What happened?
463
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:42,272
He ruined everything is what happened.
464
00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:44,691
The angels were here to set things right,
465
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:48,403
but thanks to him...
and, apparently, you...
466
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:51,365
Vox was able to spin it, again!
467
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:53,534
Charlie, that's what Vox does.
468
00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:57,079
I thought if your dad could at least
get him to back down, you'd stop caring.
469
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,248
Well, why didn't you ask me?
470
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:00,666
Because you aren't listening to me.
471
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:03,210
You're hyper-fixating
on what he's saying about you.
472
00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:05,504
Because he's hurting the hotel,
he is ruining...
473
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:06,547
Charlie!
474
00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:09,133
You are hurting the hotel!
475
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:11,802
I know it sucks what Vox is doing,
but you're playing his game.
476
00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,220
What? How can you even say that?
477
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:14,888
Are you not on my side?
478
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:17,891
I am, but being on your side
means telling you the truth.
479
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,894
-I am worried about you.
-Well, don't be.
480
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:22,646
If you don't care
about what I'm trying to do,
481
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,964
then I can just do it myself.
482
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:30,635
Fine. If you want to bury your head
in the bullshit, be my guest.
483
00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:36,559
Ugh.
484
00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:43,733
I think you should leave, Dad.
485
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:48,571
You have fucked things up for me enough.
486
00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:56,078
Okay.
487
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,582
The account holder
on this line is unavailable,
488
00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:26,149
or they're avoiding you. Leave a message.
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