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Phil, Carter and CJ are waiting
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for their hot chocolates. What happened?
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Couldn't find the whipped cream?
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Oh, I found it, all right.
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What did we say about
doing whipped cream shots?
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Never leave Kat out!
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That's right.
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- This is delicious.
- Mm-hmm.
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What is going on back here?
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Nothing.
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This is so inappropriate.
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We said we would do this as a group.
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Thank you.
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How hard is it to make two hot choc... ?
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Oh, man.
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I had this exact same fantasy.
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But one of you wasn't in it.
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Here you go. Sorry
this took so long, CJ.
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We were, uh, having an employee meeting.
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Yes, a couple hot chocolates
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for a couple hot chocolates.
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You're corny, Dad.
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Ooh.
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Cornier than a cornucopia of
cornflakes in an Iowa cornfield?
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No?
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Guess I'm corny, too.
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Just remember, when your
mom comes to pick you up,
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you did your homework first.
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Playing Minecraft was the reward.
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♪ For my friends, a scone of cherry ♪
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♪ I hope they will
like it very... much. ♪
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Looks like someone is
thinking about entering
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the jingle contest at the Middle C.
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Oh, no, I'm not ready for
something as prestigious
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as a contest sponsored
by Manny's Auto Garage.
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He's the Sultan of Transmissions.
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Yo, all I care about is the extra cash.
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Mondays are usually dead, but
this is gonna bring 'em in.
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Hey, wouldn't it be great if
Max signed up for the contest?
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Don't try to act like you're
just thinking of that now.
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No.
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If you miss it, you have to enter!
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Damn your athletic genes.
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Oh, come on, Kat!
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That was my lunch!
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I'm particularly proud of that one.
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Oh.
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Looks like your mom's gonna be
a little late picking you up.
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Let's go back to the bar.
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Ooh, I'll let you scrape
gum from under the tables.
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Can I just stay here instead?
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By yourself?
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Oh, I'll look after him for you.
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Okay, uh, cool.
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Uh, can I talk to you?
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Um, remember, uh...
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CJ doesn't know about us.
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Oh, so you're saying
that I shouldn't tell
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your 12-year-old son
that we're having sex?
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Oh, what ever will we talk about?
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Listen...
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we're gonna have a great time
and you don't have to worry
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about violating any child labor laws.
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Now go on, get.
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Quick question.
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Do you have access to Max's underpants?
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Hey, I am not putting a
flyer in that man's drawers.
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Come on! I would do it for you.
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So, Max?
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Do you have plans Monday night?
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I'm not entering the jingle contest.
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And stop it with the flyers!
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Okay, sorry, no more flyers.
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Thank you.
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Anybody could've done that.
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Max, you have to do it.
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You are such a good songwriter.
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Back in college, everyone thought
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he was gonna be the next John Mayer.
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Is that something people want?
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Let me get up out of this.
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Kat, thank you for your support,
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but I will share my music
with people when I'm ready.
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Okay, this might sound like something
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that Randi often refers to as "shade."
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But if you don't show
your work to people,
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it's not work, it's a hobby.
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Yep, that's shade.
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Come on, this contest
might be just the thing
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to get your creative juices flowing.
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I promise you my juices
are better than ever.
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Okay? Like a fine wine.
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Thus, no jingles required.
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Or maybe you don't want to enter
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because you don't think
you're good enough.
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Being that I'm a mature
adult, let me assure you,
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I am impervious to reverse psychology.
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Oh, really?
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Why do you think you part
your hair on that side?
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Because back in college you said...
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You're a witch.
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So for this one, my teacher had us
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draw our beds from memory.
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That looks like a couch.
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You look like a couch!
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Sorry, being an adult is hard.
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You go through transitions.
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Mind your business.
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I like your nails.
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Oh, thank you, I did them myself.
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Those would've gotten you an A-plus.
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You want me to do yours?
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Oh, that'd be awesome.
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It's gonna cost you though.
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I don't have any money,
but I can give you
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a shout-out on my Insta.
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Thanks, but all I need is
two embarrassing stories
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about your dad... one for each hand.
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Y'all are never gonna
believe what just happened.
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Prepare yourself for some big news!
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You're getting your eyes done.
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Sheila, I asked you
about that in confidence.
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Carter has asked me to
emcee the jingle competition.
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Which I shall henceforth be calling
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"Manny's One Night Only
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Commercial Jingle Showcase Extravaganza
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hosted by Phil Crumpler."
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Ooh.
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Congratulations.
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Yeah, Carter couldn't
have made a better choice.
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Well, I'd like to be humble,
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but I have to agree.
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"He couldn't have made a better choice"?
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Seriously, Katharine,
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have you forgotten that
stretch in the '80s when I was
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the face of Consolidated Farm Machinery?
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No, the image of you in a
swimsuit draped across the hood
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of a manure spreader
is seared in my memory.
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Of course I'm happy for Phil.
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I'm sure he'll do a
perfectly adequate job.
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Aw, that's what you said to me
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when I got my teaching degree.
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Hey, CJ, grab your stuff.
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Your mom's double parked on the corner.
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All right, I'll see you later.
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Hey!
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Randi's really great.
You two should go out.
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What? Randi?
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Oh, yeah, she's, uh, like my brother.
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Or my sister or any other
person I'm related to
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that I would not go out with.
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Did you guys have fun?
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Definitely. Check out my nails.
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Oh, cool.
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All right.
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All right, hey, don't
keep your mom waiting.
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- Talk to you later. I love you so much.
- All right, I love you.
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Aw!
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- He's such a good kid.
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, he is.
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Listen, uh, don't paint his nails again.
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What? Why?
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Nail polish is for girls.
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Well, that's very
close-minded. It's 2022.
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I don't care what year it is.
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It's not how I was brought up.
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Then you were brought up stupid.
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"Stupid"?
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Yeah, lots of guys paint their nails.
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Athletes, musicians...
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And do you know what
they all have in common?
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Their fathers aren't
acting like jackasses?
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None of them are my son. Look,
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I get to decide what's right for him.
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Don't do it again.
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Whatever.
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I have more enjoyable things to do.
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Like clean litter boxes.
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I know for a fact I'm
more fun than cat poop.
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Not today.
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♪ If you have a dent ♪
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♪ Or your frame is ♪
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Bent.
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♪ Bent ♪
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♪ If your oil leaks or
your brake drum squeaks ♪
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Oh, that is good, that is good.
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♪ Don't take your car
out of commission ♪
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♪ Drive on down to
Manny's Transmission. ♪
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I would go to Manny's.
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That was amazing!
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Oh, geez, Kat!
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Announce yourself.
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Sorry, sorry, that was rude.
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Um...
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Kat Silver, arriving!
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That was such a good jingle.
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You have to enter the contest.
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I was just playing around.
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I'm not ready to perform
in front of people.
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You perform in front
of people all the time.
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Cover songs.
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Are we forgetting
what happened last time
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I performed something I wrote?
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♪ And that's why I flew ♪
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♪ On the wings of Rachel. ♪
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That never happened! I was there.
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One drunk guy yelled, "You suck,"
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and threw a lime slice at you.
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It was juicy and got in my eye.
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It also got in my head a little.
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That was so long ago.
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Stop letting one setback
keep you from your dreams.
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Kat, I will get back
onstage when I'm ready.
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You're just gonna walk away?
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Sorry, that was rude.
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Max Kingbird, walking away!
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Hey, Kat, check it out.
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The last time I wore it was
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at Reba McEntire's niece's bat mitzvah.
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Ooh, was it a Western theme?
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Oh, yeah, Reba don't play.
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Even the rabbi wore chaps.
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Hey, guess who wrote a
jingle for the contest?
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You? Oh, Kat.
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I hope it at least rhymes.
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No, not me, Max.
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I thought he didn't want
to enter the contest.
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Oh, he doesn't.
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You're gonna sign him up, aren't you?
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Is two the only even prime number?
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Yes, of course I'm entering him.
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Stop giggling when I
say I'm entering him.
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A child. I work with a child.
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Yeah!
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Oh, Randi.
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I didn't realize you were up here.
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I never use the café bathroom.
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It's warm from other people.
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Oh, I just do the hover...
it's good for the quads.
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I-I needed a break.
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I'm mad at Carter.
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We're all just sick about it.
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None of us expected Carter
to choose Phil as emcee.
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Let's just be the bigger person
and pray that Phil falls on his ass.
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Uh, doesn't fall on his ass.
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What did I say?
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Not important.
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I'm actually mad at
Carter for something else.
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Oh, right. The nail polish thing.
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- Mm.
- Wait, how did you hear about it?
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Kat told Phil. Phil texted me.
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It's a little deal we have.
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He also tells me which of my
friends' husbands are closeted.
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I just... I didn't expect Carter
to be such a caveman about it.
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"Me Carter. Fire hot.
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Nail polish on boy bad."
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You're being awfully hard on him.
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I mean, we all agree he's
horrible at picking emcees.
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But, you know, when it comes to his son,
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he's just doing what he thinks is right.
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I can't believe you're defending him.
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Honey,
263
00:10:27,023 --> 00:10:29,963
sometimes it takes people
a while to come around.
264
00:10:29,993 --> 00:10:33,193
It was hard for me to accept
that any unmarried woman
265
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,263
over the age of 30
shouldn't be referred to
266
00:10:35,303 --> 00:10:37,163
as an old maid or a spinster.
267
00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:40,103
And it was a big day for all
of us when you finally did.
268
00:10:41,233 --> 00:10:43,073
I'm just saying that,
269
00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:45,673
you know, if I can change
my way of thinking at my age,
270
00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:48,013
surely Carter can as well.
271
00:10:48,043 --> 00:10:49,943
I hope so.
272
00:10:51,213 --> 00:10:52,543
Love to continue chitchatting,
273
00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:54,753
but I did come up here for a reason.
274
00:10:54,783 --> 00:10:56,013
Ooh!
275
00:11:01,693 --> 00:11:02,993
Don't worry.
276
00:11:03,023 --> 00:11:04,423
- Randi's at class.
- Oh.
277
00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:06,463
Good. 'Cause I am not in the mood
278
00:11:06,493 --> 00:11:08,033
for another one of her lectures.
279
00:11:08,063 --> 00:11:09,263
Yeah.
280
00:11:09,303 --> 00:11:12,303
I heard all about Nail Polish-gate.
281
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,133
How'd you hear about it?
282
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,073
Well, Randi told Kat. Kat told me.
283
00:11:16,103 --> 00:11:17,173
It's a little deal we have.
284
00:11:17,203 --> 00:11:19,403
Sheila's in the loop, too.
285
00:11:19,443 --> 00:11:22,173
Come on, Phil. You know
I got love for everyone.
286
00:11:22,213 --> 00:11:24,743
Uh, hey, I'm just old-school.
I'm from Louisville.
287
00:11:24,783 --> 00:11:27,353
My father didn't paint his
nails. I don't paint my nails.
288
00:11:27,383 --> 00:11:28,713
It's not what boys do.
289
00:11:28,753 --> 00:11:30,583
I know. I grew up around here, too.
290
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,153
I was taught the same things.
291
00:11:32,193 --> 00:11:33,453
I was just looking out for CJ
292
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,123
the way my father looked out for me.
293
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,693
Yeah. Well, maybe if
little straight boys
294
00:11:37,723 --> 00:11:40,693
could paint their nails
without it meaning so dang much,
295
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:44,533
school would've been a lot
easier for kids like me.
296
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,473
Yeah, never thought about it that way.
297
00:11:47,503 --> 00:11:49,743
'Cause you didn't have to.
298
00:11:49,773 --> 00:11:51,303
I mean,
299
00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:53,143
I guess it wasn't a big deal to CJ.
300
00:11:53,173 --> 00:11:56,173
So maybe don't make
it a big deal for you.
301
00:11:57,613 --> 00:11:58,783
You're right.
302
00:11:58,813 --> 00:12:00,313
These are my hang-ups,
303
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,083
and I don't want to put 'em on my son.
304
00:12:02,123 --> 00:12:03,423
Cut yourself some slack.
305
00:12:03,453 --> 00:12:05,223
The world is changing so fast.
306
00:12:05,253 --> 00:12:06,553
It's hard to keep up.
307
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,093
Damn, Phil.
308
00:12:08,123 --> 00:12:09,193
Why couldn't I have talked to you
309
00:12:09,223 --> 00:12:10,693
before I got into it with Randi?
310
00:12:10,723 --> 00:12:13,093
Well, I cannot be everywhere.
311
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,133
Welcome to Manny's One Night Only
312
00:12:18,163 --> 00:12:20,473
Commercial Jingle Showcase Extravaganza!
313
00:12:20,503 --> 00:12:23,103
Hosted by yours truly, Phil Crumpler.
314
00:12:26,373 --> 00:12:28,743
Everyone say hello to our
sponsor and judge, Manny!
315
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,383
Please don't buy him a drink.
316
00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:37,323
Given the lawsuits, he's not
allowed to consume alcohol in public.
317
00:12:37,353 --> 00:12:39,483
But for everyone else,
a two-drink minimum.
318
00:12:39,523 --> 00:12:41,423
Please.
319
00:12:41,453 --> 00:12:43,663
All right, let's get started!
320
00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:46,223
Can we talk about that outfit?
321
00:12:46,263 --> 00:12:49,263
Does he have to pull focus like that?
322
00:12:51,163 --> 00:12:55,803
Yeah, I guess, uh, some people
just need a lot of attention.
323
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:59,573
Damn, Sheila. I'm not even
wearing my good bra tonight.
324
00:13:00,343 --> 00:13:04,383
If Phil melts under the pressure
of his hosting responsibilities,
325
00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:06,213
I can slide right in.
326
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,283
But... fingers crossed... he does.
327
00:13:08,313 --> 00:13:09,483
You mean "doesn't"?
328
00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:11,483
What did I say?
329
00:13:11,523 --> 00:13:13,293
Yeehaw!
330
00:13:13,323 --> 00:13:15,393
Yeehaw!
331
00:13:15,423 --> 00:13:18,393
♪ So if your car isn't running ♪
332
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,633
♪ Come to Manny's ♪
333
00:13:20,663 --> 00:13:24,533
♪ But how would you get there
since your car isn't running? ♪
334
00:13:24,563 --> 00:13:29,373
♪ Why do they say it's running
when it doesn't have feet? ♪
335
00:13:29,403 --> 00:13:31,373
♪ Beep, beep. ♪
336
00:13:36,613 --> 00:13:39,443
Yeah, not sure I've
heard the winner yet.
337
00:13:39,483 --> 00:13:41,453
Don't worry. I have it
on excellent authority
338
00:13:41,483 --> 00:13:44,123
that a real contender's coming up soon.
339
00:13:44,883 --> 00:13:47,323
You were there. You know what's coming.
340
00:13:47,353 --> 00:13:49,453
And next up to the stage...
341
00:13:49,493 --> 00:13:51,223
you know him, I love him...
342
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:52,723
Max Kingbird!
343
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,163
Surprise! I entered you!
344
00:14:12,443 --> 00:14:14,243
I'm not gonna do it, Kat.
345
00:14:14,283 --> 00:14:15,913
If you don't, I will.
346
00:14:15,953 --> 00:14:17,913
You wouldn't dare.
347
00:14:17,953 --> 00:14:19,653
I would.
348
00:14:19,683 --> 00:14:21,683
And I do.
349
00:14:21,723 --> 00:14:25,393
Looks like we have an
unexpected replacement,
350
00:14:25,423 --> 00:14:26,923
Ms. Katharine Silver.
351
00:14:26,963 --> 00:14:28,023
Drama, people.
352
00:14:28,063 --> 00:14:30,263
It's what you came for.
353
00:14:30,293 --> 00:14:32,263
Um... hi, everybody.
354
00:14:32,293 --> 00:14:35,803
I'm sorry. I-I only heard this
once, but I think I remember it.
355
00:14:37,073 --> 00:14:39,673
♪ If your frame is bent... ♪
356
00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:41,373
Oh, just let me do it.
357
00:14:43,913 --> 00:14:45,843
Uh, Max Kingbird, everybody!
358
00:14:51,613 --> 00:14:53,583
Hello.
359
00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:05,333
♪ If you have a dent
or your frame is bent ♪
360
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,833
♪ If your oil leaks ♪
361
00:15:06,863 --> 00:15:08,633
♪ Or your brake drum squeaks ♪
362
00:15:08,663 --> 00:15:11,503
♪ Don't take your car
out of commission ♪
363
00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:15,003
♪ Drive on down to
Manny's Transmission ♪
364
00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:16,503
♪ Drive on down ♪
365
00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:18,313
♪ To Manny's Transmission. ♪
366
00:15:18,343 --> 00:15:20,843
Right off I-265 in Louisville.
367
00:15:33,093 --> 00:15:34,923
Can we go outside and talk for a minute?
368
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:36,933
Sure.
369
00:15:41,763 --> 00:15:43,973
Okay. Move it along, dandelion.
370
00:15:44,003 --> 00:15:45,873
You've gotten enough sunshine.
371
00:15:48,403 --> 00:15:50,473
- That means get off the stage!
- Oh.
372
00:15:50,513 --> 00:15:51,573
Okay.
373
00:15:51,613 --> 00:15:52,843
Whatever you're gonna say,
374
00:15:52,883 --> 00:15:54,443
I'm not sure I want to hear it.
375
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,783
You were right.
376
00:15:56,813 --> 00:15:59,513
I stand corrected. Please continue.
377
00:15:59,553 --> 00:16:01,123
I need you to know,
378
00:16:01,153 --> 00:16:05,353
if I could do our nail polish
conversation over again,
379
00:16:05,393 --> 00:16:07,023
I would do it differently.
380
00:16:07,063 --> 00:16:09,323
I appreciate that.
381
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:10,863
What made you change your mind?
382
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,963
I had a minute to think.
383
00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:16,273
Also, Phil helped me
realize I have a blind spot.
384
00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:20,243
That man holds some big wisdom
in that little bitty body.
385
00:16:21,843 --> 00:16:24,043
Bottom line is...
386
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,883
I'm sorry.
387
00:16:25,913 --> 00:16:28,183
You're the last person in
the world I want to make mad.
388
00:16:28,213 --> 00:16:31,383
Mmm, I like when a man
isn't afraid to admit
389
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:32,923
when he's wrong.
390
00:16:32,953 --> 00:16:34,653
Now it's your turn.
391
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,123
Wait, come again?
392
00:16:36,923 --> 00:16:39,293
You shouldn't have called
me closed-minded and stupid.
393
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:41,793
W... No, no, no. I did
not call you stupid.
394
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,663
I said you were raised stupid.
395
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,403
You want to call my
mom and tell her that?
396
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:47,333
No, I do not. I saw pictures of her,
397
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,003
and she got Michelle Obama arms.
398
00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:50,303
Mm-hmm.
399
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,403
But, okay, I hear you.
400
00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:54,213
Maybe I did jump on you a little bit.
401
00:16:54,243 --> 00:16:56,913
I've seen a lion be more
gentle with a gazelle.
402
00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:00,913
Look, we're gonna fight sometimes,
403
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,213
so we should have a few rules.
404
00:17:03,253 --> 00:17:05,283
Okay. Rule number one:
405
00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:06,723
no name-calling.
406
00:17:06,753 --> 00:17:08,323
- See? I listen.
- Mm-hmm.
407
00:17:08,353 --> 00:17:11,063
That's good, 'cause rule
number two is listening.
408
00:17:11,093 --> 00:17:14,393
Okay. Rule number three is
never eat ice cream before church
409
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,833
if you're lactose intolerant.
410
00:17:15,863 --> 00:17:17,163
Who told you that?
411
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,663
Oh, I'm-a kill CJ.
412
00:17:21,003 --> 00:17:23,903
Yours was my favorite of the night.
413
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,403
Thank you, Sheila.
414
00:17:25,443 --> 00:17:26,903
Oh, I was nervous about
that "Beep, Beep" lady,
415
00:17:26,943 --> 00:17:28,713
but you killed it.
416
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:31,113
♪ Don't take your car
out of commission ♪
417
00:17:31,143 --> 00:17:32,983
♪ Drive on down ♪
418
00:17:33,013 --> 00:17:34,953
♪ To Manny's Transmission. ♪
419
00:17:34,983 --> 00:17:36,153
Man, it's so catchy.
420
00:17:36,183 --> 00:17:38,123
It's like herpes that you can hum.
421
00:17:38,153 --> 00:17:40,993
Ew. But it's totally
gonna get stuck in my head.
422
00:17:41,023 --> 00:17:43,253
You might get an angry call
from me at 3:00 in the morning.
423
00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,123
Oh, Phil's about to announce the winner.
424
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,863
That's it? No drumroll?
No flickering lights?
425
00:17:51,903 --> 00:17:53,063
Theater is dead.
426
00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:56,133
The winner of the jingle contest
427
00:17:56,173 --> 00:17:58,703
and a lifetime of oil changes...
428
00:17:58,743 --> 00:17:59,803
up to two...
429
00:17:59,843 --> 00:18:01,373
is...
430
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,213
... Jimmy Patterson,
431
00:18:04,243 --> 00:18:06,413
with "Cars Can't Fix Themselves."
432
00:18:08,513 --> 00:18:10,283
- That's a bummer, man.
- Mm.
433
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,883
What? That's impossible.
434
00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:13,383
I'm gonna demand a recount.
435
00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:15,753
From who? Manny's the
only one who voted.
436
00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:17,053
Well, I think he's wrong.
437
00:18:17,093 --> 00:18:18,393
Yours was by far the best.
438
00:18:18,423 --> 00:18:20,193
You heard that audience.
439
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,893
Someone should say something.
I'm gonna say something.
440
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:24,963
- This is unfair.
- Kat, just let it go.
441
00:18:26,303 --> 00:18:27,933
I'm gonna go change the keg.
442
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:33,103
♪ Drive on down to
Manny's Transmission. ♪
443
00:18:33,143 --> 00:18:35,313
Damn. I think it's moved in for life.
444
00:18:41,013 --> 00:18:42,913
So, this is where the beer lives. Nice.
445
00:18:44,483 --> 00:18:46,923
Does the, uh, tequila
live down here, too?
446
00:18:46,953 --> 00:18:48,223
Oh, there it is. ¡Hola!
447
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,193
¿Cómo están ustedes?
448
00:18:50,223 --> 00:18:51,863
What do you want, Kat?
449
00:18:52,623 --> 00:18:54,363
I just... I want to
make sure you're okay.
450
00:18:54,393 --> 00:18:55,493
I'm fine.
451
00:18:56,263 --> 00:18:59,063
I have never said that and meant it.
452
00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:01,833
Look, I know you didn't win,
453
00:19:01,873 --> 00:19:03,203
but I still think it's
great you got back up there.
454
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,903
I-I do, too.
455
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:07,103
It was great performing
something I wrote again.
456
00:19:07,143 --> 00:19:09,273
And no one threw fruit.
457
00:19:09,393 --> 00:19:11,093
So you're not upset?
458
00:19:11,123 --> 00:19:12,223
Oh, I'm upset.
459
00:19:12,263 --> 00:19:13,363
- At me?
- At you.
460
00:19:13,393 --> 00:19:15,333
Why did I ask?
461
00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:18,363
Look, I know you didn't
want to enter the contest,
462
00:19:18,403 --> 00:19:20,363
but I just really want you
to get back to your music.
463
00:19:20,403 --> 00:19:22,373
Listen,
464
00:19:22,403 --> 00:19:24,343
I want that, too.
465
00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:27,043
But you got to trust me to get
there myself, at my own pace.
466
00:19:27,073 --> 00:19:28,643
But what if your pace is too slow?
467
00:19:28,673 --> 00:19:30,013
You say nothing.
468
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:31,883
Got it. But what if it's...
469
00:19:31,913 --> 00:19:33,543
Nothing.
470
00:19:34,553 --> 00:19:35,883
You have my word.
471
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,383
That I will try.
472
00:19:40,223 --> 00:19:41,323
And one more thing.
473
00:19:41,353 --> 00:19:43,223
What?
474
00:19:44,223 --> 00:19:45,493
Thank you for believing in me.
475
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,363
Hey, Kat, we're gonna need you out here.
476
00:19:51,403 --> 00:19:53,433
Your mom's onstage, and
she has Phil in a headlock.
477
00:19:53,473 --> 00:19:55,173
Oh, geez.
478
00:19:59,113 --> 00:20:00,143
Thank you for bringing us dinner.
479
00:20:00,173 --> 00:20:01,843
This is really nice.
480
00:20:01,883 --> 00:20:03,343
Uh-huh, uh-huh. You
gonna eat your sandwich?
481
00:20:03,383 --> 00:20:05,713
Um, I will. Working on my fries.
482
00:20:05,753 --> 00:20:07,113
Never mind the fries...
eat the sandwich.
483
00:20:07,153 --> 00:20:08,713
I'll get there.
484
00:20:08,753 --> 00:20:10,283
Oh, hey, Randi, uh,
485
00:20:10,323 --> 00:20:12,853
could I hand you a napkin?
486
00:20:12,893 --> 00:20:14,393
- I'm good.
- Oh, okay.
487
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:17,123
How 'bout a, uh, chicken finger?
488
00:20:17,163 --> 00:20:18,323
No, I'm okay.
489
00:20:18,363 --> 00:20:19,423
Good God, woman,
490
00:20:19,463 --> 00:20:20,763
just look at my damn hands!
491
00:20:21,733 --> 00:20:23,963
Black fingernails?
492
00:20:24,003 --> 00:20:26,133
What did you do, get
'em stuck in a car door?
493
00:20:26,173 --> 00:20:27,333
He let me do it.
494
00:20:27,373 --> 00:20:29,873
It's called Midnight Onyx.
495
00:20:29,903 --> 00:20:31,203
It's 2022.
496
00:20:31,243 --> 00:20:33,043
- Men can paint their nails.
- Mmm.
497
00:20:33,073 --> 00:20:35,373
Well, it looks like men
need a little more practice.
498
00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:37,843
No, it's not my fault.
He wouldn't stop wiggling.
499
00:20:37,883 --> 00:20:39,713
Hey, Kat,
500
00:20:39,753 --> 00:20:41,083
I couldn't help but notice
you're done with your fries.
501
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:42,753
Maybe you should move
on to your sandwich?
502
00:20:42,863 --> 00:20:44,563
Uh, I think I might save it for later.
503
00:20:44,603 --> 00:20:45,863
Good God, woman,
504
00:20:45,903 --> 00:20:47,373
just eat the damn sandwich!
505
00:20:47,403 --> 00:20:49,473
Okay, okay.
506
00:20:49,503 --> 00:20:51,173
None of this is going
the way we planned.
507
00:20:51,203 --> 00:20:52,973
It was so much smoother in our heads.
508
00:20:55,073 --> 00:20:56,543
What's this?
509
00:20:58,343 --> 00:21:00,853
"A night of original songs
510
00:21:00,883 --> 00:21:03,053
by Max Kingbird"? Really?
511
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:04,583
Felt like it was time.
512
00:21:04,623 --> 00:21:06,423
Well, you know how I feel about it.
513
00:21:06,453 --> 00:21:08,993
Randi, fruit me.
514
00:21:09,023 --> 00:21:10,123
Y... Kat.
515
00:21:10,163 --> 00:21:11,463
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