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I mean, when my
boyfriend Oscar found out
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that my best friend Max
told me he wanted to kiss me,
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I didn't know how he'd react.
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Oscar?
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Are you there?
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Are you mad?
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Damn Joey Lawrence and his big mouth.
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I forgot to mention that part.
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Oscar found out about the whole
Max thing from Joey Lawrence.
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You remember that show,
right? It was, like, him
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and the sister with the
flower hat. She used to, like,
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- dance like this...
- Whoa!
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Exactly! "Whoa!" Anyway,
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Oscar didn't say anything
for almost three minutes,
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and I was starting to freak out.
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I'm starting to freak
out. Say something.
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Okay, now you're
standing. Is standing good?
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I mean, it can be. That movie
Stand and Deliver was good,
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but Stephen King's
The Stand was so scary.
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You... picked... me!
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Over Max, with his perfect hair,
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chiseled jaw and searing blue eyes.
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So you're not mad?
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He was not mad.
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In fact, things got a little smoky,
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if you know what I mean.
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That's a nice story.
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Can I have my coffee now?
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Oh! Yeah.
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Sorry. Enjoy!
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Little tip: don't ask
her how her day's going.
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Hi. How are you doing today?
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Fine.
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I'm fine, too. You want to know why?
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It all started at Mr.
Meowskers' funeral.
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Special delivery for
Ms. Katharine Silver.
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Well, golly gee, that's me.
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Is this actually mine though?
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No, kiss is the special delivery.
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That's just a prop.
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Oh, my goodness,
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I cannot get over how cute y'all are.
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How long you been dating now?
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How long have we been dating?
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Well, when do we start counting?
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Yeah, is it the first time we met?
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Ooh, or the first time we kissed?
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Or the, uh, first time we, you know...
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You mean the first time
I rocked your world?
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Let's just go with when you met.
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Almost four months.
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Aw. How y'all gonna celebrate?
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Marty and I got our ears pierced
on our four-month anniversary.
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Oh, uh, we don't really
have anything planned.
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Did you want to do something?
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I got both my ears pierced in college.
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They got really infected.
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I almost lost a lobe.
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But I am willing to
roll the dice for you.
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No, that's okay.
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I... I like your ears
just the way they are.
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They are nice.
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Very soft.
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As weirdly soothing as this is,
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I should probably deliver
this package before I lose it.
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Does that happen often?
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Officially? No.
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Oh! You forgot your phone!
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One more kiss for the road?
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Permission to dip my best gal?
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Permission granted, sailor.
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- Oh! Oh, God!
- Ow!
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Okay.
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Catch you on the flip side.
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- Toodles!
- Did you just say "toodles"?
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He started it with "flip side."
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I don't know how to
act when he's around.
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No, I get it.
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I just really hope we can get past this.
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I don't expect you to
be besties or anything.
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I'm lying. I do.
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I did kinda like him before.
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Yeah, let's build on that.
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You know, you can't just
throw away "kinda like."
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I guess I'm up for it if Max is.
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Thank you.
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Oh. I landed on this.
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Are you gonna get in trouble?
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No. Happens all the time.
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- Really?
- Officially? No.
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Okay.
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I have to go.
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I'm gonna be late for work.
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Aw, just five more minutes.
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No, you said that ten minutes ago.
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You're like a sexy snooze button.
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You know you talk in your sleep?
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- Did you know you fart in yours?
- Yeah.
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You told me in your sleep.
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What's the deal with this tattoo?
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Uh, it's a fish.
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I can see it's a fish.
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What does it mean?
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What's it matter?
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I don't know. I mean,
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there's just so much
I don't know about you.
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Well, I like keeping
things mysterious with us.
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You know, we are secret hookup friends,
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not "know your time of birth" friends.
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Wait, I'll give you a ride.
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We can't show up at the same time.
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Kat is already suspicious
about where I've been sleeping.
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Wouldn't it just be easier
to tell everyone about us?
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Nope.
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Okay, but before you go,
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one small detail about you.
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Your middle name.
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Nope.
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Thank you
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for the intercourse.
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Hey. I brought you something.
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Ooh, muffin.
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I asked you not to call me that.
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Your dad would be proud
to know his jokes live on.
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Hey, uh, while I'm here,
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maybe we could talk
about the Oscar thing?
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Come on, Max. This is important.
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Fine. We'll do it your way.
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♪ You can't use music ♪
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♪ To avoid the subject ♪
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♪ Watch me ♪
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♪ Come on, I really want you ♪
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♪ And Oscar to get along ♪
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♪ That sounds awkward ♪
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♪ Maybe if you hung out a little ♪
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♪ Things would get better ♪
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- ♪ Please? Please? ♪
- ♪ No, no ♪
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♪ Please? Please? Please? ♪
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♪ What would we even do? ♪
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♪ I'm not sure ♪
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♪ Oscar likes kites ♪
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♪ I've never successfully
gotten one off the ground ♪
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♪ Kids used to make fun of me ♪
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♪ But thank you for unlocking
that painful memory ♪
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♪ Okay, no kites ♪
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♪ How 'bout racquetball? ♪
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♪ Or pickleball? ♪
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♪ Or other balls ♪
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♪ That men play together ♪
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♪ Stop, I'll think of something ♪
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♪ Thank you ♪
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♪ I got to get back to work ♪
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♪ But it's been really
fun talking this way ♪
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♪ I'm coming round to it ♪
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♪ Get off your ass ♪
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♪ And help me unload this beer! ♪
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Look at this soft kitty.
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Are these not the furriest
paws you've ever seen?
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Clearly you have not spent
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a lot of time around Mama's feet.
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Oh, Katharine, I brought
you a little something.
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Oh, thank you.
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- What is it?
- It's a fertility statue.
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For your anniversary.
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Put it above your bed
next time you and Oscar,
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you know, make pudding.
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This is why I was 19 before
I knew where babies came from.
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How did you know it was my anniversary?
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A little birdie told me.
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Tweet, tweet.
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So, what are you and Oscar gonna do?
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Kat seems surprisingly reluctant
to mark this momentous occasion.
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It's not momentous. It's four months.
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Yes, the longest
relationship you've ever had.
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There should be fireworks.
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Banks should close.
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Drag queens should dress like you.
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Well, I-I suppose I could do something.
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But I've got to play it cool.
I don't want to scare him off.
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You remember what happened with Ben.
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♪ It's only been three weeks ♪
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♪ But I think you're kinda neat ♪
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♪ So this may be precursory ♪
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♪ But happy anniversary! ♪
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I think we should break up.
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I wouldn't want a grandchild
with Ben's eyebrows anyway.
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Oh, I have an idea.
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How 'bout I help cook a nice,
tasteful dinner for you and Oscar.
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No tap shoes needed.
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Oh, you're like my own little Cupid.
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Oh, I'll bring my bow and arrows!
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Metaphorically.
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I don't need another lawsuit.
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What-what are you doing?
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I'm just getting it warmed up.
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Stop it!
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What's going on?
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Oh. I was trying not to wake you.
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I'm meeting Max to go running.
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Really? Oh, that's great! I'm so happy!
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Can I come? No, no, no,
you guys need to bond.
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Um, hey, I was just thinking...
if you're not busy tonight,
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maybe we could do something
for our anniversary.
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Sure. What'd you have in mind?
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Um, just, like, a little
dinner. No big deal.
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A year anniversary...
that would be a big deal.
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You know? Eight months... medium deal.
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But this, you know, it's no big deal.
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Got it. Little dinner, no big deal.
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See you tonight.
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Oh. Randi.
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- Good morning!
- Is it?
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Hey! I just got to stop for a minute!
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We're not so much running together
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as I'm chasing you.
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Okay, maybe I was pushing it a bit.
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I just wanted to win at something.
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- You're taller.
- Thank you. I needed that.
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Listen, I know things have
been awkward between us,
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and I know it's my fault.
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You mean 'cause you made
a move on my girlfriend?
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Well...
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if you want to get technical about it.
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Yeah. I owe you an apology.
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Cool.
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Cool.
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Was that it?
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Oh, I thought it was. Uh...
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I will elaborate.
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Um...
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You're a nice guy,
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and you didn't deserve what I did.
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Neither did she.
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I'm sorry.
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I can forgive you
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if we never have to go running again.
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Deal.
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- How 'bout pancakes?
- Great.
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But... I need you
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- to do me a favor.
- Sure.
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Carry me.
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Stop calling the café for coffee.
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Stop keeping me up all night.
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You don't mean that.
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No, I do not.
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Well, you know, Kat asked me
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to take her lingerie shopping later.
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Maybe I'll pick up
something you might enjoy.
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Ooh. I would like that,
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Miss Randi Elizabeth.
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What the hell did you just call me?
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Your name?
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- But who told you?
- I ain't no snitch.
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- Was it Phil?
- Yes. Damn it!
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What else did he tell you about me?
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Nothing. Why are you
so upset about this?
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Because I asked you not
to pry into my business
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and you did it anyway.
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I got to get back to work.
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I forgot that Kat has her
anniversary dinner tonight,
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so I still need a place to crash.
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But you can kiss that lingerie goodbye.
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You're gonna get my baggiest
sweatpants and tube socks.
264
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Joke's on you!
265
00:10:26,283 --> 00:10:28,671
Because I find the tube
to be the sexiest of socks!
266
00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:35,866
So, what vibe are we going for?
267
00:10:36,199 --> 00:10:37,388
Sexy and sophisticated?
268
00:10:37,534 --> 00:10:38,963
Schoolgirl with an attitude?
269
00:10:39,109 --> 00:10:41,705
Or are we talking full-on dominatrix?
270
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:45,542
I don't know. My underwear
usually comes in a four-pack.
271
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:48,118
Well, what do you
think Oscar would like?
272
00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:50,120
No, we are not shopping for Oscar.
273
00:10:50,276 --> 00:10:51,287
We are shopping for you.
274
00:10:51,444 --> 00:10:53,050
What do you like?
275
00:10:53,196 --> 00:10:54,530
Um...
276
00:10:54,551 --> 00:10:55,865
This is cute.
277
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:59,035
Okay, maybe we should shop
for Oscar a little bit.
278
00:10:59,056 --> 00:11:00,536
Aren't you gonna try anything on?
279
00:11:00,557 --> 00:11:02,705
You know, for your sneaky link?
280
00:11:02,799 --> 00:11:06,803
Do not use the slang that
I teach you against me.
281
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:08,377
And he's not getting anything.
282
00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:10,140
He really irked my nerves today.
283
00:11:10,296 --> 00:11:11,307
What happened?
284
00:11:11,401 --> 00:11:12,736
He found out my middle name.
285
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:15,145
That rat bastard.
286
00:11:15,238 --> 00:11:16,625
I just don't need him knowing
287
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,293
every little detail about my life.
288
00:11:18,314 --> 00:11:19,649
Well, I like when people know
289
00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,244
every little detail about my life.
290
00:11:21,505 --> 00:11:23,226
I wish I could wear one
of those medical bracelets,
291
00:11:23,246 --> 00:11:26,416
but, instead of allergies, it
would have fun facts about Kat.
292
00:11:26,510 --> 00:11:28,158
I'd call them Kat Facts.
293
00:11:28,251 --> 00:11:30,170
Well, that's not how I operate.
294
00:11:30,326 --> 00:11:31,922
Knowledge is power,
295
00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:34,403
and I don't want anyone
having power over me.
296
00:11:34,424 --> 00:11:35,853
I mean, first, it's my middle name.
297
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,240
Then it's my blood type.
298
00:11:37,354 --> 00:11:39,909
Next thing you know, I'm
swallowing a balloon of cocaine,
299
00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:42,839
being arrested at the border
and thrown into a Turkish prison.
300
00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:46,697
You have got to stop listening
to Locked Up Abroad before bed.
301
00:11:47,938 --> 00:11:50,607
And no one's gonna take
your power from you.
302
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,369
I mean, you've opened up to me,
303
00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:54,924
and I'm still terrified of you.
304
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,874
Aw, you're sweet.
305
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,542
And, for what it's worth,
306
00:11:58,688 --> 00:12:00,523
I think you can trust Carter.
307
00:12:00,617 --> 00:12:01,691
What?
308
00:12:01,785 --> 00:12:03,693
Carter?
309
00:12:03,787 --> 00:12:05,883
What makes you think it's Carter?
310
00:12:10,867 --> 00:12:12,629
Oh! Hey.
311
00:12:12,723 --> 00:12:15,371
Where'd you sneak off to last night?
312
00:12:15,392 --> 00:12:17,634
Uh, I was... with a guy.
313
00:12:17,728 --> 00:12:20,783
Ah. So that's where you've been going.
314
00:12:20,804 --> 00:12:22,066
What's his name?
315
00:12:22,212 --> 00:12:23,223
Peter...
316
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,319
Backpack.
317
00:12:26,643 --> 00:12:28,739
That is a completely plausible name!
318
00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:31,481
And what does that have
to even do with Carter?
319
00:12:31,575 --> 00:12:33,702
Oh, I got it.
320
00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:37,654
Here. You left your earrings.
321
00:12:37,748 --> 00:12:40,323
Thank you, Peter Backpack. Bye!
322
00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:43,399
Who the hell is Peter Backpack?!
323
00:12:43,451 --> 00:12:45,141
Okay, fine, it's Carter.
324
00:12:45,162 --> 00:12:47,247
I knew it! I wasn't 100% sure,
325
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,312
but now I know it's Carter!
326
00:12:49,332 --> 00:12:50,500
He's a great guy.
327
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:53,003
Well, yeah, I guess he's okay.
328
00:12:53,149 --> 00:12:55,933
But I'm still not sure if
I should open up to him.
329
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,602
I mean, I've done that before,
and it gets kind of messy.
330
00:12:58,748 --> 00:13:00,437
If you keep worrying
about things getting messy,
331
00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:03,180
you might miss out on
things that are really great.
332
00:13:03,326 --> 00:13:06,266
I mean, does ice cream
end up on my face,
333
00:13:06,422 --> 00:13:09,665
in my hair, down my
cleavage every time I eat it?
334
00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:11,594
Yes. But is it worth it?
335
00:13:11,615 --> 00:13:13,023
You bet.
336
00:13:13,169 --> 00:13:15,171
Okay, I keep telling
you... cup instead of cone.
337
00:13:15,192 --> 00:13:16,599
But...
338
00:13:16,693 --> 00:13:17,767
I hear you.
339
00:13:17,788 --> 00:13:18,789
Now, if you would,
340
00:13:18,789 --> 00:13:19,790
drumroll, please.
341
00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:21,917
Oh.
342
00:13:29,372 --> 00:13:32,209
Randi, I have never felt sexier.
343
00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:33,356
I...
344
00:13:33,449 --> 00:13:34,471
Whoa! Oh!
345
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:36,296
Sorry, ma'am. Oh, geez. I'm good.
346
00:13:36,452 --> 00:13:38,142
Whoa! I can walk like a woman.
347
00:13:38,288 --> 00:13:39,893
Oh, hey!
348
00:13:41,457 --> 00:13:42,625
Mm-mm.
349
00:13:42,646 --> 00:13:44,690
I'm just gonna hold on to this.
350
00:13:47,818 --> 00:13:50,300
Okay. The table is set,
351
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,801
the champagne is chilling
352
00:13:51,822 --> 00:13:54,137
and I hid everything with googly eyes
353
00:13:54,158 --> 00:13:57,546
so they wouldn't see me slip into this.
354
00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:58,902
Oh, girl.
355
00:13:59,048 --> 00:14:02,249
That's what Mama would call
a one-way ticket to hell.
356
00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:05,315
I am so glad you're getting into this.
357
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,672
I'm a big believer in
celebrating every moment.
358
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,559
A nice sunrise,
359
00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:12,249
a... a perfect pie crust,
360
00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:14,334
a healthy bowel movement.
361
00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:16,013
Totally.
362
00:14:16,253 --> 00:14:18,995
Don't act like you can't relate.
363
00:14:20,267 --> 00:14:22,008
Oh. It's Oscar.
364
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,166
Hi!
365
00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:24,344
Hey, babe, guess what.
366
00:14:24,438 --> 00:14:25,960
Um, you found five dollars.
367
00:14:25,971 --> 00:14:28,014
You're in jail. Pluto's a planet again.
368
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,849
I love that you actually guess.
369
00:14:30,006 --> 00:14:32,185
No, I'm at a basketball
game in a luxury suite.
370
00:14:32,279 --> 00:14:33,614
My boss couldn't use his tickets,
371
00:14:33,843 --> 00:14:35,021
and Max really wanted to go.
372
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:36,950
- Oh, Max is there?
- Hey, Kat!
373
00:14:37,107 --> 00:14:40,860
Oscar is the man. I haven't seen
so many free hot dogs in my life.
374
00:14:40,954 --> 00:14:43,019
So does this mean
you'll be a little late?
375
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:46,856
Actually, would it be okay if
we pushed dinner to tomorrow?
376
00:14:46,877 --> 00:14:48,785
Oh. Um...
377
00:14:48,795 --> 00:14:50,943
Uh, y-yeah.
378
00:14:51,048 --> 00:14:52,539
Yeah. No big deal.
379
00:14:52,695 --> 00:14:53,873
But keep an eye on Max.
380
00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:56,511
He will eat free food till he pukes.
381
00:14:57,304 --> 00:14:58,680
He has had six hot dogs.
382
00:14:58,795 --> 00:15:00,766
Seven!
383
00:15:02,372 --> 00:15:03,560
Oh.
384
00:15:04,895 --> 00:15:06,146
Oscar's not coming.
385
00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:08,649
He's at a basketball game with Max.
386
00:15:08,878 --> 00:15:10,546
Oh, no, sweetie.
387
00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:12,819
No, don't worry about it.
388
00:15:12,976 --> 00:15:14,488
Don't need these anymore. But I'm fine.
389
00:15:14,644 --> 00:15:15,885
It's totally fine. It's fine.
390
00:15:15,906 --> 00:15:16,896
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
391
00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:18,325
- Don't need this anymore.
- No, no!
392
00:15:18,554 --> 00:15:20,056
I know you're upset.
393
00:15:20,077 --> 00:15:22,829
But if you throw any more
of my cooking in the trash,
394
00:15:22,986 --> 00:15:24,790
I'll cut you.
395
00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:28,356
I just feel silly about the whole thing.
396
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:30,285
I wish I hadn't made
such a big deal out of it.
397
00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:33,601
Well, I think you should have
made a bigger deal out of it.
398
00:15:33,694 --> 00:15:35,842
A rooster who doesn't crow
399
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,771
cannot be mad when folks don't wake up.
400
00:15:37,865 --> 00:15:41,348
Yeah, but what if the rooster's
afraid to-to lose the only hen
401
00:15:41,369 --> 00:15:43,517
who's stayed with her for four months?
402
00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:45,540
Oh, honey.
403
00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:48,636
Have some faith in yourself.
404
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,879
Oscar is lucky to have you.
405
00:15:52,025 --> 00:15:53,120
Thank you.
406
00:15:53,214 --> 00:15:55,028
Aw.
407
00:15:55,049 --> 00:15:58,532
Wait a minute. Why am I not
looking at the top of your head?
408
00:15:58,626 --> 00:15:59,814
Mmm.
409
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,723
I couldn't help myself.
410
00:16:02,817 --> 00:16:05,059
If you're going to hell, honey,
411
00:16:05,153 --> 00:16:06,561
I'm going with you.
412
00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:10,033
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
413
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,707
Hey.
414
00:16:18,823 --> 00:16:20,564
Hey.
415
00:16:20,585 --> 00:16:22,306
I didn't think I'd see you here.
416
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:26,299
Well, Peter Backpack was busy, so...
417
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,302
Sit down. I'll get us a drink.
418
00:16:31,502 --> 00:16:33,671
Listen...
419
00:16:33,765 --> 00:16:34,912
you were right.
420
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:37,414
You laid out some very clear,
421
00:16:37,435 --> 00:16:38,655
very strict...
422
00:16:38,676 --> 00:16:41,940
some would say
illogical... boundaries...
423
00:16:42,774 --> 00:16:45,016
... and I did not respect them.
424
00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:47,351
That's on me,
425
00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:48,613
and I'm sorry.
426
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:50,188
I appreciate that.
427
00:16:50,281 --> 00:16:53,576
I know that you were just
trying to get to know me better.
428
00:16:54,265 --> 00:16:55,829
That's all I want.
429
00:16:56,861 --> 00:17:00,104
Then allow me to introduce myself.
430
00:17:00,198 --> 00:17:02,794
My name is Miranda Elizabeth Hamilton.
431
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,796
Elizabeth was my nana's name.
432
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,704
My favorite color is green.
433
00:17:06,798 --> 00:17:08,133
I've never seen Titanic.
434
00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:10,301
Ooh, and automatic toilets freak me out.
435
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,470
I'll tell you when I'm done.
436
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,472
Good to know.
437
00:17:14,702 --> 00:17:16,193
The Titanic thing is troubling,
438
00:17:16,214 --> 00:17:17,976
but my heart will go on.
439
00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:21,271
You'd get that if you'd seen it.
440
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,150
And you asked about my fish tattoo.
441
00:17:25,296 --> 00:17:28,205
I got it to remind me
that when things get tough
442
00:17:28,226 --> 00:17:30,228
to just keep swimming.
443
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:31,896
Like in Finding Nemo.
444
00:17:31,990 --> 00:17:34,993
- Finding who?
- Have you seen any movies?
445
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,621
Please, keep going.
446
00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:42,167
Okay. Um...
447
00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:46,223
I don't usually talk about this, but...
448
00:17:46,317 --> 00:17:48,840
when I got my tattoo, I was...
449
00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:52,250
really struggling with depression.
450
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:54,564
Oh, wow.
451
00:17:54,585 --> 00:17:56,055
I would've never guessed.
452
00:17:56,921 --> 00:17:59,100
Yeah, you get good at hiding it.
453
00:18:00,331 --> 00:18:02,072
Are things better now?
454
00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:04,022
Most days.
455
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:05,836
I mean, I found a great therapist,
456
00:18:05,857 --> 00:18:07,411
the right meds, and...
457
00:18:07,431 --> 00:18:10,695
I finally feel like I
have control over my life.
458
00:18:11,529 --> 00:18:13,323
But now...
459
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:15,825
Now what?
460
00:18:16,941 --> 00:18:20,038
I'm scared that if I let someone new in
461
00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:21,946
I could lose that.
462
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,042
Randi...
463
00:18:25,773 --> 00:18:29,005
... we can take things
as slow as you want.
464
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,716
I'm not going anywhere.
465
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,970
Thanks.
466
00:18:40,558 --> 00:18:42,133
So, uh,
467
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,541
have you told your therapist about me?
468
00:18:44,635 --> 00:18:46,731
Oh, my goodness.
469
00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:52,883
Well, well, well,
470
00:18:52,904 --> 00:18:54,968
if it isn't Mr. Basketball.
471
00:18:54,989 --> 00:18:56,908
Liking the nickname,
472
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,409
worried about the tone.
473
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,557
Are you mad?
474
00:19:00,662 --> 00:19:02,747
I was. This helped.
475
00:19:02,903 --> 00:19:03,915
Phil helped.
476
00:19:04,071 --> 00:19:05,489
We actually had a lovely night.
477
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,408
We ate dinner, we sang songs,
478
00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:08,586
we crowed like roosters.
479
00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:11,329
If you're hungry, there's
popovers in the trash.
480
00:19:12,507 --> 00:19:15,989
S-Starting to think tonight was
a bigger deal than you let on.
481
00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:18,492
Well, first it wasn't. Then it was.
482
00:19:18,513 --> 00:19:21,995
Well, maybe it always was
and I just said it wasn't.
483
00:19:22,016 --> 00:19:24,269
I don't know. Cock-a-doodle-doo.
484
00:19:25,436 --> 00:19:27,261
Anyway...
485
00:19:27,272 --> 00:19:30,775
this is the longest
relationship I've ever had,
486
00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:32,589
and I planned this big,
487
00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:35,686
fancy romantic dinner to celebrate it.
488
00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:36,844
But, instead,
489
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:37,855
Phil tried on all my shoes
490
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,013
and I ate three pieces of cake.
491
00:19:40,858 --> 00:19:43,183
Kat, you got to tell me
when things are important.
492
00:19:43,277 --> 00:19:44,862
I was afraid of scaring you away.
493
00:19:44,956 --> 00:19:47,354
You know? I have a tendency
to come on a little strong.
494
00:19:47,448 --> 00:19:49,283
Oh, you come on very strong.
495
00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:51,285
It's one of the things
I like most about you.
496
00:19:51,296 --> 00:19:53,204
That and your laugh.
497
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,883
And when you break into
spontaneous tap dancing.
498
00:19:56,718 --> 00:19:58,219
Suck it, Ben.
499
00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:00,211
I'm sorry I wasn't here,
500
00:20:00,305 --> 00:20:02,713
and I promise not to miss
our five-month anniversary.
501
00:20:03,474 --> 00:20:06,540
I'll save the lingerie
I bought for then.
502
00:20:06,561 --> 00:20:08,135
Wait, there's lingerie?
503
00:20:08,229 --> 00:20:10,054
Real lingerie? Not just flannel?
504
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,150
Yeah, it goes with the heels.
505
00:20:12,306 --> 00:20:15,215
I thought you said you
couldn't walk in heels!
506
00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:17,739
Oh. I found a work-around.
507
00:20:20,481 --> 00:20:21,482
This is sexy, right?
508
00:20:25,215 --> 00:20:27,811
There you are! I have
the whole day planned out.
509
00:20:27,988 --> 00:20:29,469
I'm gonna teach you
how to fly this kite,
510
00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:31,398
we'll have a picnic,
then we can ride our bikes
511
00:20:31,555 --> 00:20:32,566
to get snow cones.
512
00:20:32,722 --> 00:20:34,641
That sounds amazing!
513
00:20:34,745 --> 00:20:36,789
Rain check?
514
00:20:37,832 --> 00:20:39,823
Oh, my God.
515
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:42,315
Guess who I just saw
making out by the dumpsters.
516
00:20:42,336 --> 00:20:43,504
Uh, Lady and the Tramp.
517
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:44,661
Two raccoons.
518
00:20:44,734 --> 00:20:45,746
George and Amal Clooney.
519
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,675
They travel a lot. It's possible.
520
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:50,240
I love that you always guess.
521
00:20:50,261 --> 00:20:51,585
Randi and Carter!
522
00:20:51,679 --> 00:20:53,243
- What?!
- You're kidding!
523
00:20:53,264 --> 00:20:54,494
Those rascals!
524
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:56,016
Why didn't anybody tell me?
525
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:57,758
Because you can't keep a secret.
526
00:20:57,852 --> 00:20:59,103
Yes, I can.
527
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,669
I got to call Sheila.
528
00:21:06,861 --> 00:21:08,341
♪ Yo ♪
529
00:21:08,362 --> 00:21:09,926
♪ Let's go ♪
530
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,439
- ♪ Come on, listen up, baby ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
531
00:21:12,596 --> 00:21:14,264
♪ If you want to be free ♪
532
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- ♪ If you want to be free ♪
- ♪ Got to let it go now ♪
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♪ Come on, let's take a ride with me ♪
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- ♪ Take a ride with me ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ I want to make you feel good ♪
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♪ Want you to lose your blues ♪
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♪ Want you to lose your blues... ♪
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