All language subtitles for Call the Midwife Christmas Special 2015-eng(1)

JENNY: 'Christmas is the
celebration of a baby's birth.

'It is the story of a mother's love,

'her fear, her faith

'and her determination.

'It tells of promises fulfilled,

'a cradle rocked,

'a journey both concluded and begun.

'It is the story of
all that is cherished,

'in a world where
too little is known.'

..and of the Holy Ghost.

Amen.

We seek it here, we seek it there.

SHE COUGHS

Indeed, one is obliged to ask oneself

if one is in pursuit
of a comestible item,

or the Scarlet Pimpernel. Sister
Monica Joan, never mind that now.

Would you just carry on cutting out
the grease-proof circles?

The mincemeat will be
ready for the jar soon.

Are we going to get that tea in
the clinical room or aren't we?!

Urgh, sorry, I had a problem
with the desiccated coconut.

If we have to wait much longer,

you'll have a problem with
a desiccated corpse - mine!

And lo, the angel Gabriel appeared

carrying the first tin of
Quality Street of the season.

PHONE RINGS
I'll get it.

Nonnatus House. Midwife speaking.

It's our twins case. Oh!

Yes. Yes, of course.

Yes.

SHE SIGHS

See?

You all thought me a fool
to persist in my endeavours,

but behold -
I have located the brandy.

SHE SPLUTTERS

Now's the time to souse
the Christmas pudding.

Just don't go sousing
yourself into the bargain.

You give us enough gyp
when you're stone-cold sober.

Tea, now! Then you and I
are off on the ulcer rounds.

SISTER MONICA JOAN COUGHS

Good afternoon, everyone...

GENERAL CHATTER
..and, uh,

thank you... Sh! ..boys and girls...
Quiet! ..for being nice and quiet

whilst the babies
were being christened.

The Cradle Roll service
is a very special one...

Take one and pass it down. ..because
it's one of the few days of the year

when all the children in
the parish get to come together

to celebrate being part
of our big church family.

Nurse Gilbert,
our Sunday school teacher,

is going to bring the
children's choir to the front,

where they'll sing Silent Night

to help us start our
journey towards Christmas.

BICYCLE BELL PINGS
Merry Christmas!

THEY SING DISCORDANTLY:
# Silent night

# Holy night

# All is calm

# All is bright

BABY WAILS LOUDLY
# Round yon virgin

# Mother and child... #
Rosemary McConlough, Doctor.

# Holy infant

# So tender and mild... #

GAS HISSES

Oh...

Never heard such a racket!

They were flat,
they weren't singing together,

and one of them was picking his nose!

But they had nobody to follow -
why didn't you sing with them?

Cos I'm practically a baritone
since my voice broke.

Excuse me, Mrs Turner?

Oh, Mrs Willens,
wasn't that a lovely service?

And the church looked immaculate -
you keep it so spick and span.

Oh, it's just elbow grease,
anyone could do it.

Begging your pardon, Mrs Turner -
when the nurse came for the doctor,

were they called out to my niece?
I shouldn't say, really.

But I believe they were.

WATER BUBBLES

Hard luck, sweetie. We've fired
the starter's pistol a bit too soon.

Nothing's on the move just yet.

I've had enough -
I want them out now!

No cheeking the nurse, young madam.

She came into this world
shouting the odds

and she's not stopped since.

Come along, Rosemary, let's see if we
can get you a bit more comfortable.

The main thing is to get some rest

and remember that both
babies are doing well.

KNOCK AT DOOR

How's she getting on, Eileen?

- Stay nice and warm.
- Walter sent some satsumas

from his barrow.
No, it was a false alarm.

We'll have them anyway.

Plenty more where they came from.

WATER BUBBLES AND POT RATTLES

Oh, it's bitter!

A nice cup of tea, I think.
COUGHING

Oh, no!

Sister!

Sister?

Can you answer me?

HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLING

What on earth's that noise?

Poor Eileen looked worn to a thread.

Rosemary's always been a madam.

Once she's had those twins,
it's going to be all hands on deck.

The family will rally
round to help 'em.

We always do. Not sure I'm wanted.

Eat your grapes.

Good for your kidney stones. Kidney
stones don't bother me any more.

Oh, love.

I don't know why you go to that
bloomin' Cradle Roll service.

You end up in shreds every year.
How can I stay away?

And Lorna's name still
on the list of members?

They don't rub it out, Walter,
just cos she's not with us any more.

I know, love, I know.

Rosemary's got...

two lovely matching cots
for these new twins.

On the never-never, probably!

But, aw, they do look smart.

I'm glad now I never offered her
Lorna's cradle.

I'd have liked it to have
had a new home.

A little life inside.

Yeah, maybe not.

Sister Monica Joan is in bed with
a fever and dosed up on aspirin.

Doctor's going to call tomorrow.

She sounded quite delirious when
I went past her room. Poor old thing.

Would it be frightfully callous
to enquire about the pudding?

According to Sister Evangelina,

we'll be having Swiss roll with
custard for dessert on Christmas Day.

Oh... She's in a perfectly
savage mood. Purple cellophane?

I think this one has Nurse Mount's
name on it. Marvellous.

The perfect accompaniment
to a whisky nightcap.

You won't tempt me, I'm afraid.

Alcohol's perfectly beastly
on the complexion.

Are there any coffee creams?

I need them to take away
the taste of the glue.

18 down, 24 to go.

If you lick my stamps,

I'll give you what appears to be
the only coffee cream in the tin.

NURSE MOUNT CHUCKLES

One for Delia - how is she?

VOICE CATCHING: Well, I believe.

Her mother hasn't
written in a while.

Head injury can be a ghastly
thing to recover from.

And she was in quite a bad way
when they took her home to Wales.

I guess she was.

Now, where's that coffee cream?

Oh. Mmm!

TRIXIE CHUCKLES

Thank you.

I'm so glad you're here.
I almost called you again.

Not I, nor He who commands us all...

Get back into bed before the hot
water bottle goes cold!

KNOCK AT DOOR

Come in, any time you like.

..Nelly put a hot brick to my feet.

I knew it was winter then,

when it leached the smell
of starch out of the sheets.

Sit down!

Temperature of 102, coughing like a
drain and dotty as a two-bob watch.

I can see that.

SHE COUGHS

Oww!

You're going to have to lay off
the mince pies, Fred Buckle,

or never mind splitting
your trousers -

you're not going to fit
in this Santa suit at all!

Well, the kiddies leave them
out for me.

They'd be disappointed
if they didn't disappear.

Yeah, but you're not the real
Father Christmas, remember.

You're just one of his helpers.

Yeah, but I'd look shocking
in an elf suit.

I could do with an elf or two to
help me in the shop this afternoon.

I've got the entire Christmas raffle
display to put in my window,

or I'll have half the Poplar
shopkeepers baying for my blood.

I wish I'd never said I'd
take the responsibility.

Be good for trade, though, won't it?

I've only donated a couple of balls
of wool and some nappy pins.

The rest of the space is all
taken up with other people's stuff.

Tins of powdered milk
and I don't know what.

Well, that's not very
season of goodwill.

Oww!

Pass me the scissors.

I'm not biting this,
it's too close to your backside.

A high temperature
and a nasty cough.

But what we don't want
at her age is pneumonia.

We've been more worried
about her confusion

than her physical health lately.
Exactly.

If she goes any further
down Doolally Hill,

we won't be able to look after her.

I've prescribed
Distoval as a sedative.

It'll calm her down and perhaps
make her behaviour less erratic.

Distoval won't bring our Christmas
pudding back from the dead.

Or from the ceiling!

DOOR OPENS

We're about to go into compline.

I'll look in again afterwards.

Very well, but there's
no need for you to linger.

Sister Monica Joan and I have
established the rules of play

and thus far,
she is abiding by them.

My mother's hands
were cold, like yours.

Mother's been looming rather
large this evening, I'm afraid.

That's often the way
when she's unwell.

These...sometimes help. Hmm?

They're family heirlooms

and she cherishes them.

HE SHIVERS

Oh!

I can't consume that!

The tang of urine assaults me
even from the plate!

It isn't kidney,
Sister Monica Joan, it's liver.

And it's terribly good for you.

And if you eat quickly,
we can listen to Desert Island Discs

while you eat your semolina.

I have tired of the wireless.

There are too many jumbled voices.

I like television better.

There isn't a television
at Nonnatus House.

There's one in the window
of the new shop by the tunnel.

Have you seen it? No.

We have one. At home.

But I won't be seeing
that for quite some time.

Why is that, child?
Don't encourage her.

There'll be ample salt
in that gravy already.

You don't need tears in it as well!

I can't go home for Christmas,
Sister Monica Joan.

We're going to be too busy.

Sister Julienne told me this morning.

But...the very purpose of Christmas
is to revisit where one's roots lie!

Was Christ himself
not born in Bethlehem

because his father and mother

were called to their
birthplace for the census?

All should head homeward.

If their natal home still stands.

My natal home was razed
to the ground

when they made "improvements"
to the Kirkstall Road in Leeds.

I'm rather looking forward
to filling the mead cup

and draining the barrel
in Nonnatus House.

Figuratively speaking, of course.

We'll have a splendid time!

PLATE SCRAPES

And so, the bishop said
that BBC Television

want to film a carol service
in an ordinary London church

and broadcast it on Christmas Day.

How nice.

Well, I think
it will be more than nice.

I think it will be wonderful,

for the whole of the parish.

Our parish?

I'm sorry,
I should have made that clear.

Oh.

Well, I think it sounds
tremendously jolly.

And the children will
certainly enjoy it.

But filming, Mr Hereward,

in a church? My sentiments exactly!

- Is nothing sacred?!
- To my mind, Sister Evangelina,

Christmas is the most
sacred festival of all.

And sharing a religious service
with millions of people

is a really good way
to remind them of that.

Not to mention
frightfully glamorous!

I rest my case.

People have forgotten what
Christmas is all about.

Mrs Turner has kindly agreed to take
the children's choir in hand

and I was thinking
we could create a crib scene

and place a real newborn
baby in the manger.

SHE EXHALES GRUMPILY

One of OUR newborn babies? Yes.

I was rather hoping
to see Nurse Gilbert.

The producer of the television
broadcast, Barrington Swann,

is coming to inspect the church
tomorrow and... Mr Hereward.

Tomorrow is a very busy day.

And Ms Gilbert
will be fully occupied.

BICYCLE BELL PINGS

I was led to expect more in the way
of ornamental plasterwork.

It always photographs so well.

Still, I see your Mrs Mop is working
wonders with the elbow grease.

A shiny bit of brass will
always catch the arc lights.

Our cleaning lady is called
Mrs Willens, not Mrs Mop.

Whatever she's called, we'll have
to add to the artistic presentation.

Seasonal floral arrangements,
of course,

and the children's pageant
is completely essential.

Do you mean the Nativity play?
Oh, N-Nativity scene, I think.

Don't you? We mustn't overface
the viewing public.

But children are essential.

I was a kiddie performer myself.
I know how they add to the sparkle.

And they must sing!
I have all that in hand.

And they must be in costume.
Mrs Turner has that in hand, too.

The aesthetics are vital.

We can't have anybody looking poor.

How dare he?!

Poplar may not be the richest
parish in the country,

but not one mother would
turn her children out

looking less than the
very best she could.

I almost gave him
his marching orders there and then.

Begging your pardon, Mr Hereward,
but I'm glad you didn't.

Why, Mrs Willens?

He was almost as rude about the
church as he was about the children.

Whom he hasn't even seen.

I'm not convinced
he has any faith in us at all.

It's not about his faith, is it?

Have a pink wafer.

I got them in for Mr High-And-Mighty,

but I decided they were
stopping in the packet.

You should have one yourself.

You'll need to build
your strength up

if you're going to be helping us
out. Helping you out?

Mrs Willens, this carol service
needs all the help it can get.

And with the number of
children involved, so do I.

I want you to ask the
headmaster's permission

to put one on the notice board.

There are some lovely singers
at the grammar school.

Yes, and they're mostly
baritones and tenors.

I've put treble
and boy soprano on the poster.

We need quality voices,
male and female,

if we're not going to embarrass
ourselves in front of the BBC.

Not to mention the entire nation.

Which is why we are going
to have auditions

and why we are going to advertise.

Good morning, Mrs Willens,
Mr Willens.

Morning, Mrs Turner.
We've a busy day ahead.

By the way,
the parish manger's gone missing

and we'll need
to find an orange box.

Perhaps Mr Willens can oblige.

Now, run and catch your bus.

MUSIC: (Everybody's Waitin' For)
The Man With The Bag by Kay Starr

Can you go a bit higher, Violet?

Yeah, a bit...bit higher.

Yeah, perfect. Yeah.

Thanks, Violet.

# Everybody's waitin'
for the man with the bag

# Cos Christmas is coming again

# He's got a sleighful
It's not going to stay full

# He's got stuff to drop
at every stop of the way

# Everybody's waitin'

# They're all congregatin'

# Waitin' for the man with the bag. #

What do you think you are doing?!

Preparing for Christmas.

With a joyful heart.

I shall need all of this
when our tree is purchased.

However tardy its arrival proves. No
tree until the week before Christmas.

You know how we do things
and it does not involve tinsel.

Auntie Iris!

Rosemary,
what are you doing out of doors?

I can't settle, I can't sit.

All I can do is clean.

I thought I was turning into you.

Do you fancy coming
with me to the clinic?

Aren't you going with your mum?

She's gone up west to pick out
the pram set. Oh.

Nothing but the best for these two.
Yeah...

Oh, come on, you'll enjoy it.

CHILDREN CHATTER AND YELL,
BABIES WAIL

Mrs Turner said the rash has
developed since this morning.

I only came in to bring
the baby for his needles.

I never saw the rash. I thought
he was just a bit off-colour.

I'm afraid it's a bit more
serious than that.

We can postpone
the baby's vaccinations,

but I want you to go straight home.

Measles.
That's the fourth case in a week.

I'll notify the medical officer.

Other practices are having
the same thing. I know.

And the last thing
we need is an epidemic.

Look, I just wish
there was a vaccine.

I know they're testing one,
but it takes so long.

Oh, I can't get on that bed,
it's too high.

ROSEMARY BREATHES HEAVILY

I can't lie down in any case,

cos it makes me feel as
though I'm suffocating.

You don't have to lie down
until Doctor comes in,

but if we can just get
your bottom onto the bed...

You'd have more luck with the hoists
and winch from down the dockyard!

THEY CHUCKLE

LIQUID SPLASHES, ROSEMARY GASPS

Oh, no! Oh, yes! Have I wet myself?

I hope not -
this is a good pair of nylons.

I'll be right back.
ROSEMARY GROANS

Whoever cleaned up after that
explosion wants horse-whipping.

It's insanitary, having Christmas
pudding clinging to the walls!

I suspect you're right.

It may well attract mould

and we don't want spores
falling into the food.

Are you sure you don't want me
to get up on the table, Sister?

No, no, you save your strength

for your trip to see
the Christmas lights.

I should very much relish the chance
to see the lights myself.

The Sunday school children
would love that.

And there'll be plenty
of room on the bus.

I'm sorry, I'm going
to exercise my power of veto.

You know my views on dicky chests
and cold winds.

And we need you at compline, Sister.

Sister Mary Cynthia
is at the twin birth.

She won't be back tonight.

You speak to me and of me
as though I am a child.

No, we speak to you and of you
as though you have been ill.

And you can explain this...space-age
monstrosity whenever you like!

It's a wreath for the front door.

Sister Monica Joan
designed it herself.

When are you planning to put it up?
Sister,

we have all agreed there will
be no tree or decorations

in Nonnatus House until
December 18th, as is our custom.

Advent will take precedence
in the meanwhile.

But we are out of kilter
with the world!

Every other window is
brilliant with light.

Every other home bedecked
and splendid!

Only we await our tree

and we will never know
the joy of television.

Television?! It is
the portal to much happiness.

I have seen it work its magic
on 100 children's faces!

There are plenty of children
round here

who don't need that sort of magic.

They need a square meal
and clean clothes and a loving hand!

Not spending money hand over fist
on television sets and tinsel.

Children incline to happiness.

Even I knew delight and
transportation as a child.

And my youth was not a happy one!
Not happy?!

You never knew what hardship meant!
Sister, please! I did!

I did know!

But perhaps my mind is too
misshapen to recall it now.

Well, all I can say is,
if the cap fits, wear it!

SISTER EVANGELINA SIGHS AND TUTS

And I don't want to see any more
of this until the 18th of the month.

All aboard!
BELL RINGS

All aboard the Christmas bus

Ho-ho-ho! Come ride with us

Lights and shops and fun we'll see

Ho-ho-ho, come ride with me.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas.

Really, Fred, it's worthy
of the poet laureate. Ha-ha!

What have you got in your bucket,
reindeer food? No, sawdust.

I have two famous vomiters

and one who can't be
trusted with the waterworks.

Oh, dear.
Come on, then, you stragglers.

You're married to the
lady in the sewing shop.

Uh, no. Uh, that fella is a cousin
of mine. Same-shaped face. Hmm.

Well caught.

Are you coming, Mum and Dad?
No? Right, on you get.

Ho-ho-ho! Come ride the bus.

ROSEMARY GROANS

I see you're still using
the old newspaper trick.

Sister Julienne did that
when I had my daughter.

We've saved many a mattress
this way, Mrs Willens.

Still doing the enemas too?

Do I have to? I thought
only the old ones did that.

We're older than we look, Rosemary.

Practically ready for our pensions.
THEY CHUCKLE

SHE SIGHS

SHE COUGHS

THEY SING: # If you're happy
and you know it

# And you really want to show it

# If you're happy and you know it,
clap your hands

# If you're happy and you know it,
stomp your feet

# If you're happy and you know it,
stomp your feet... #

Anyone for a sherbet lolly?

No takers, I'm afraid. Tina's
not feeling very well. Oh, dear.

Will we be needing the sawdust? No,
she says she just has a headache.

She's quite hot, too.

Well, you can have one, if you like.

Thank you.

Yellow and pink.

The thing that fascinates me most
about these is that they're so pale,

until you lick them, and then
their colour changes completely.

I love them.

Most people look on lollies
like they're a childhood thing.

I don't.

I've no pride and no shame
when it comes to confectionery.

You should try one.

Yellow and green. See? You don't
know what you've been missing.

Take a deep breath, Rosemary.

SHE INHALES
And another, that's it.

SHE EXHALES
Just take in some air.

Now, push, Rosemary!

SHE GROANS LOUDLY

Well done!

Well done!

BABY WAILS

Oh, what is it?

It's a girl.

And she's beautiful. Oh, a girl.

I wanted a girl!

You might have two soon.

BABY GRIZZLES

Perhaps Auntie Iris can look
after this one in the meantime.

Sweet pea!

I'm glad I stayed.

The next one's breech.

They drive us...every year.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

What are you staring at, cariad?

That bus.

I'm...

not used to being back in London.

I thought you were having
one of your spells.

I don't have them any more.

Well, you haven't for a while,

praise the Lord.

We'll have a very happy Christmas.

And then say goodbye
to this city for good.

CHILDREN SING: # If you're happy
and you know it, touch your nose

# If you're happy
and you know it... #

Urgh, can't the doctor
just pull it out?!

Oh, you can do this on your own.

Doctor's more than happy standing
there twiddling his thumbs.

Lean back into me
if it helps you to concentrate.

Keep your bottom
on the edge of the bed.

That's it, sweetie,
gather your strength.

That's it!

That's it!

That's...!

That's it, keep it coming!

Keep it coming! We have a leg!

That's it!

And another leg!

Doctor, could you possibly
pass me the towel, please?

ROSEMARY WHIMPERS SOFTLY

This one's a boy, Rosemary.

Nurse Franklin's just wrapping
baby in the towel, Rosemary,

just to keep him warm and calm.

Where's its head?

The head will be born soon.

Oh, you're doing so well!

Rosemary, you're going
to gently feel me

turning baby a quarter of a circle.

SHE GROANS

That's it, that's it.

Just breathe.

ROSEMARY BREATHES HEAVILY

We're going to let baby's feet hang,
just for a moment,

so that his own body weight helps
him in the right direction.

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

Oh, God, have I missed it?!

That's it! That's it!
ROSEMARY CRIES OUT

That's it!

ROSEMARY GROANS LOUDLY

You clever girl!

ROSEMARY LAUGHS
Top work!

Beautiful boy, Rosemary.

You have one of each! One of each?!
IRIS: Little girl came first.

And she's gorgeous.
Aww, hand her over!

BABY GRIZZLES

Oh!

I'm a grandma!

A grandma! How about that?

How about me being a mum?
That as well, obviously!

Oh, we're going to be quite
the double act, you and me.

CHILDREN YELL AND CHATTER

I'm sorry, Mrs Lewis. Poor Tina isn't
feeling very well. She's burning up!

If I'd have known,
I'd have brought the pushchair.

Don't worry, Nurse Gilbert.
I'll take Tina home.

I'd give her an aspirin and do call
the doctor if you're worried -

I'm sure he'll come out.

IN SING-SONG VOICE:
Wakey-wakey, campers!

CHILDREN LAUGH AND CHATTER

BELL RINGS

Hello, Iris!

I heard Rosemary had the twins.

What a lovely Christmas you'll
all have. Yeah, won't we?

There, nappy pins.
One blue set and one pink.

You give those to that
clever niece of yours

with my congratulations.

That's kind of you, Violet.
She'll be thrilled.

She'll be even more thrilled

if she wins that layette
I'm displaying in my window.

It's got everything in it
that a new mum could ask for

and it's all in aid
of the maternity home.

Yeah, go on, then!

Best have two, seeing as it's twins.

84 and 85.

Nothing like babies for
making people smile.

Some people, maybe.

Oh, Iris.

Me and my walloping,
thoughtless mouth. I'm sorry.

No, I didn't mean to snap, Violet.
It's just...

It's Christmas, it's a tricky
time of year. Oh, it would be.

Poor little Lorna and poor you.

You remembered her name.
I couldn't forget it.

Any more than I could
forget that smile she had.

I look at her photograph sometimes

and I think, "Oh, I wish I'd
called her something happier."

Lorna.

It seems a sad name, somehow.

There is nothing sad
about your little girl, Iris.

Even at just three months.
Four months.

IRIS EXHALES

I'll have a triple-hook...

brassiere expander,
if you would, please, Violet.

White, buff, or tea rose?

Hot water bottle stone-cold
and exactly where I left it.

This bed hasn't been slept in.

We should have checked.

The necklace has gone,
and so's the sapphire ring.

I must telephone the motherhouse.

Sister Julienne,
you must telephone the police.

I thought it might be scarlet fever.

You know, she seems poorly enough.
No, it's measles.

You'll need to dose her with
aspirin every four hours.

Start her with these. I'll write you
a prescription for the rest.

Can't she have antibiotics?
They won't work.

There's no need to look flustered,
Iris.

All you have to do is ask each
child their name, age and address,

write it down, then tell them to
sit on a chair and wait their turn.

And what about the
juice and biscuits?

They can have them when they've
auditioned and not before.

CHILDREN SING "WHY ARE WE WAITING?"
Can I have a biscuit now?

Don't think I can get through this

without a boost to
my kinetic energy.

No, you can't.
We don't want crumbs on the keys.

Quick, grab yourself a gypsy cream.

Everybody must go to
the lady at the desk

and give their name, age and
address before they sit down,

and wait until they're called!

And no dogs. It's a singing dog.

If it can't sing Silent Night,
I'm not interested.

Would you say the necklace

and the ring were worth a
great deal of money, Sister?

They were family heirlooms.

POLICEMAN'S PEN SCRIBBLES

I wish I could say they were
of purely sentimental value,

but Sister Monica Joan was not at
all sentimental about her relatives

and they were extremely rich.

Sister Julienne, did anything
unusual happen yesterday?

Anything that might have upset her
or caused her to change her routine?

We live in close quarters
at Nonnatus House, as you know.

Very like a family, in fact.

And like all families,
we have our disagreements.

Congratulations on being chosen
for the choir, everyone,

and well done for
getting here on time.

We're just going to
rehearse for half an hour

before you all set off
for school today.

Mrs Willens will have some hot Ribena
ready for you when we finish.

Thank you, Timothy.

THEY SING: # In a bleak midwinter

# Frosty wind made moan

# Earth stood hard as iron... #

Where have you gone?
# Water like a stone... #

It's now been 36 hours
since anyone has seen her.

Her habit and her veil make her
distinctive in this area, at least.

But if she's gone further afield,
she may not be recognised.

She's extremely elderly
and she's been ill.

Sister Monica Joan!

Sister!

They're definitely hers.

Is there anywhere else
she could have gone?

I tried to telephone her nephew,
who lives in Richmond,

but his housekeeper said he's skiing
in Switzerland and can't be reached.

And she isn't at the motherhouse.

It's as though she's just vanished.

Nobody just vanishes,
Sister Julienne.

That's very reassuring, Sergeant.

Sir, I found these in a bin
on the Commercial Road.

Anything could have happened to her.

It was dark when she left

and the streets around the docks
are deserted after six o'clock.

She probably thought her habit
would keep her safe.

I don't think she gave safety
or danger a second thought.

I think she was just
excited about Christmas

and upset that she wasn't
allowed to be.

The situation is troubling enough,
Nurse Gilbert,

without speculation, gossip
and histrionics thrown into the mix.

I would thank you to
get on with your work!

SHE EXHALES HEAVILY

I'll be seeing you later, then!

Get your Christmas trees here!
All shapes and sizes!

Come on, then.
I want a Norwegian pine.

No bigger than seven foot tall
and no more than 15 bob.

Pat!
BICYCLE BRAKES SCREECH

Where on Earth have you been?

Didn't want to knock on the door.

Didn't want to be asked in,

to see you for the first time
with everybody watching.

Wait here.

I need to change out of my uniform.

MUSIC ON JUKEBOX: Angel Face
by James Darren

I couldn't write at
all to begin with.

Not for the first month.

But after that, I sent three letters.

My mother posted them.

Or maybe she didn't.

I would have answered
if I'd got them.

You know I would have answered.

Does she suspect?

She thinks you're my friend
from training school.

Oh, yes, the lady she helps at Cubs.

I promise you, that's all she thinks.

But she doesn't want me
coming back to London to live.

Or to nurse. Why not,
if you're well enough?

In her mind,
I'll never be well enough.

I've got an appointment at the London
to see Mr Hendry. The neuro chap?

And then another with
the rehabilitation people.

They'll tell me then when I
can go back to work. If I can.

Maybe months.

You look tired.

I...

lose my train of thought sometimes.

Better than losing you.

We're staying with my aunt
in Hornsey, did I tell you?

No.

Till after Christmas.

I think Mum's hoping
I'll see the "horror"

of London through fresh eyes,

but the minute they went off to
their Welsh-language carol service,

I was on the bus to Poplar.

I'll be on the bus
back to Hornsey soon.

I don't know what I'm
supposed to say to that.

You're supposed to say...

"..Don't disappear again."

You're supposed to say,
"Meet me again, write to me.

"Don't break the thread."

Let's pick up all the broken pieces.

Let's pick up where we were.

Can't I just say, "Come back"?

ON JUKEBOX: # Darling,
I love you... #

Yes.

Keep warm. I will.

Telephone me when you've
seen the doctor. Yes.

Hang on, mate.

What's that? What?

Oh, my God!

'ere, get the hook.

'It's an old lady.' I see.

'You still there, guv?'

Yes.

'You'll need to check your
missing persons record.'

I'm aware of the procedure,
thank you.

RAPID KNOCKING AT DOOR

Patrick! What's happened?

It's little Tina Lewis.
Her mother called - it's urgent.

I assume motorised transport to
the mortuary may not go amiss?

I was going to drive them in
the police car, Nurse Crane.

Allow me to spare you
the encroachment on your time.

Nobody here has done
anything criminal.

She was all right last night!

Sh-she was talking, she said there
were little men in the wallpaper!

Tina!

Tina!

She's unconscious.

I'm sending for an ambulance.
She's not going to die?!

She can't die, it's only measles!

It's never ONLY measles, Mrs Lewis.

Just give the attendant
the word when you're ready.

SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

SISTER EVANGELINA PRAYS SOFTLY

We're ready.

SISTER JULIENNE INHALES SHARPLY

SHE EXHALES

It isn't her.

Poor woman.

SISTER EVANGELINA SOBS
Poor, poor woman.

SHE SINGS: # Enough for Him,
whom cherubim

# Worship night and day

# A breastful of milk
and a mangerful of hay. #

See, that's where I want
the descant to come in.

It always seems to peter out there.

Well, that's because of the words.

What's wrong with the words?

Well, there's just a word
that no-one likes singing.

It's in that line.

And it begins with a "B".

What, "breast"?

HE CHUCKLES
ANGELA: Da-da! Dad!

PHONE RINGS
I'll get that.

Dad, I've gone bright red! Hello?

In the privacy of my own home.
I'll fetch him now.

Hold the line.

It sounds like another measles case.

Joey Minton.

And he's in my choir.

Tonight at compline, we will once
again say special intercessions

for the safe return
of Sister Monica Joan.

And we will also pray
for the lost soul

recovered from the Thames
this morning. Yes, Sister.

And that's all I can manage
to say at the moment.

Sister Mary Cynthia...

..perhaps you would
lead us in grace.

LAMBS BLEAT

RAT SQUEAKS

Dost think, because
thou art a rat...

SHE PANTS

..there shall be
no more cakes and ale?

SHE COUGHS, CATTLE LOW

CATTLE LOW LOUDLY

What a caterwauling...

do we keep here!

SHE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

Oh, good.

Can you go straight through and help
Nurse Gilbert in the delivery room?

Doctor's been delayed
at the Board of Health

and we've a lady in there
with an occipital posterior.

Nothing like manning the gas
and air to start the day.

Trixie, is there any news
of Sister Monica Joan?

How can a trail go cold like that

when someone has a home
and when they're loved?

The Board of Health have approved
the quarantine regulations.

Hendy Street and St John's schools
are breaking up early for Christmas

and all children's groups
are suspended till New Year.

You did the right thing
to push for that.

I'm glad you think so, because the
suspended groups include your choir.

No! I'm sorry, Shelagh.

But I never want to put
another unresponsive child
into an ambulance.

TYPEWRITERS CLACK,
PHONES RING

HE EXHALES

Mr Swann, I appreciate
your disappointment,

but we can't magic up a children's
choral performance out of thin air.

And I can't bring the magic
of Christmas all the way to Poplar

wrapped in paper and string!

You have to furnish the sparkle,
Reverend!

Those were the terms of the deal.

We're in the grip of
a measles epidemic.

I had chicken pox

when I was doing Peter Pan with
Madame Aida's Champagne Babes.

I still managed to play
the Princess Theatre nightly!

Have you never heard the phrase
"the show must go on"?!

It's not a show, Mr Swann,
it's an act of worship.

Until somebody films it.

And if nobody films it,

you might as well worship
in a darkened room

with all the doors locked.

What do you mean,
"if nobody films it"?

Mr Swann, I think that what
Mr Hereward hasn't made clear

is that the children
have been quarantined

for the good of their health.

And I'm sure you don't wish to see
that compromised. Of course not.

But... And I'm sorry you weren't
taken better care of as a child.

No-one should have forced you
to go on as Peter Pan.

I wasn't even Peter Pan.

I was Smee.

Children matter, Mr Swann.

And they're at the very
heart of Christmas.

But if you put them at risk
just to prove that point,

you make a nonsense of it all. What
do you propose we do, Mrs Turner?

Simply bring your...

cameramen and your lighting
equipment to the church as planned.

And we will give you
a show to be proud of.

SHE MOANS

Mrs Turner?

Hello, Iris.

I finished the first
of the shepherds last night.

I think the tunic's come up lovely.

Just, I wanted you to see it
before I got the rest sewn up.

I've got two mums flat out
on Mary and Joseph

and two more sneaking
the angels into work with them.

They're seamstresses
down the curtain factory.

They're naughty girls.
They're good girls.

It was a good cause.

WAS a good cau...?

Shall I bring it in now? Yes.

Make sure you take it
off the barrow.

He will dither!

Thing is, Mrs Turner,

you need something better
than an orange box

if that manger's going
to be on the telly.

I know, but...
I'm proud of this church.

I put all the love and care
I couldn't spend on Lorna

into looking after it.

Made sure its face is clean
and its hair's brushed.

Always made sure it was turned out
in its proper Sunday best.

Yeah, maybe Lorna wouldn't
have liked me fussing.

She might have been one of them
little madams who wriggles

and says the brush hurts.

But I think she would have
liked you to have this.

SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

I spent 22 Christmases
not letting any joy in

because I had no child
to share it with.

This year's been different.

Has it?

I stopped holding out against
the happiness, didn't I?

And I found out that Christmas
was meant for me, too.

I pretended to Mr Swann

that the children weren't
the most important thing,

yet I just don't know how
I'm going to replace them.

Oh, I don't either.

But you keep that cradle.

Took me too long to let it go.

LOUD BANGING

Can I help you?

INDIGNANTLY: You may stand aside
and admit me!

My...parents

had a run of woeful butlers.

But none that ever wore
their hat indoors.

Mind all this stuff.
I wouldn't like you to trip.

There were once a pair
of wolfhounds here.

Romulus and Remus.

They sprawled on the floor

in semblance of a rug.

And caused more mishaps
than any mess

of cycle parts.

I think that might have
been before our time.

Almost all the world
is before your time, child.

Though I see from
the badges you affect,

you are concerned to see it
last a little longer.

We're squatting here while we
protest at the Aldermaston base.

This was a school for a bit,

but it shut and they can't sell it

because there are nuclear weapons
two miles up the road.

This was always a house
of discord and attrition.

I was almost never happy here.

But it was my home.

SHE GROANS AND WHIMPERS

SHE GROANS

I shall need a hot brick
for my feet.

So you want the midwives
of Nonnatus House to sing

instead of the children,

wearing our uniforms and our habits?

I almost didn't like to come
and ask you.

It seems frivolous and stupid to be
fretting about a carol service

when Sister Monica Joan is missing.

And that's without
the television element.

I do know you were always uneasy
about that.

I was...

but it sometimes seems to me,

the older I get,
the more I have to learn.

We get so much out of love.

We find strength in it and courage.

Love is our foundation and our fuel.

But, if we don't show enough of it...

No. Sister, no.

You are not to blame for
Sister Monica Joan running away.

..then we might as well not feel
any love at all,

and that is why I'm here
choosing clothes

so a woman who drowned,

who didn't even have a name,

can be buried with some evidence
that someone somewhere cared

and that is why

I'm going to say yes

to singing in your choir.

I offered her some of that lentil
risotto but she didn't want to know.

I had a bit more luck
with the Eccles cakes.

Should we send for a doctor?
No, we aren't registered with one.

We could take her to hospital if
she... I shall be taken nowhere.

It was

effort enough to make my way here.

Now that I am home,
I am quite content.

But, Antonia...

It seems strange to hear my name
again within these walls.

Antonia.

I have come home

to be counted.

Do you suppose it's all right for us
to feel excited about the broadcast?

If Sister Monica Joan were here,

she'd be more excited about it
than anyone.

We should enter into
the spirit of it,

for her sake. Exactly.

Barbara, you must let me give you
a make-up lesson.

The television lights
can be frightfully cruel

to one's complexion.

We won't even be able to see
ourselves perform, anyway.

Unless we stand outside
the electrical shop

and peer in through the window.

I suppose my family will see me.

They'll be watching the broadcast
when it's screened on Christmas Day.

Pan Stik, that's it.

I promise you,
just one layer of Pan Stik.

And some rouge
and a teensy lick of mascara.

Trixie, Barbara doesn't
need mascara.

Some lipstick might be nice.

With a touch of Gay Geranium,
you'd look quite like Jean Simmons.

The young Jean Simmons, obviously.

I haven't been to the cinema
for years.

Behold, I bring tidings
of great joy.

We have a truncated house call list
this evening

so we can finish early to attend
choir practice. ALL: Oh!

All right, all right, your
enthusiasm is duly noted.

Now let's turn our minds back from
our performance to our patients.

Nurse Mount.

SHE GARGLES

You've made me swallow it.

It's meant to be a gargle
to lubricate my tubes.

Mrs Turner recommended it
after rehearsal.

My singing is rather rusty.

I'd have recommended engine oil.

I'm not going to quarrel with you.
Not at Christmas,

not with everything hanging over us
like this.

You mean Sister Monica Joan?

Oh, yes. I could kick myself,
I really could.

If we get her back safely,

she can put up next year's tree
on Easter Sunday if she likes.

I just keep running through
everything I said.

I keep running over everything
she said when she was ill.

Delirium's always interesting.

Sometimes, the truth comes out.

Was she talking about her mother?

Mostly.

She was talking about her childhood.

About the house she lived in

and what they did when it was cold

and it must have been on her mind
because,

the next day, she mentioned it again.

The house? She said everyone
should go home for Christmas.

That was why Jesus
was born in Bethlehem.

Something about that being
its true meaning.

SHE HUMS

SHE GASPS

I know where she is.

Morning, Sister. Sister Monica Joan.

I know where she is.

Here, I've written it all down.

No. I'm sorry, this really
doesn't say "manger" to me.

It isn't supposed to.

It's supposed to say "cradle".

Something every mother watching
is going to recognise.

Just as they'll recognise the
newborn baby that we'll place there.

Will it be a good-looking
newborn baby?

We don't know yet.

We haven't been to the
maternity home to pick one.

Yes. 'I'll make sure the information
is passed on.' Thank you.

An inspector from the Berkshire
constabulary's going to call me back

in due course. Due course?

She's been missing for days
and she's nearly 90!

This address is out of my area,
Sister. It has to be referred.

I'm just as worried as you
but those are the regulations.

Regulations?

One day, Sergeant Noakes,

when you're a bit less wet
behind the ears,

you will realise
there are regulations

and there is common sense.

Stop!

Wait!

Morning, Sister.
What happened to your bike?

Nothing, but pedal power isn't going
to get me all the way to Berkshire.

Berkshire? I've got a van
full of Christmas trees. Go!

I am reconciled to the lady
on the right's habit.

It smacks somewhat
of the Virgin Mary,

which is nothing if not fortuitous,

but this, the hat, the mackintosh...

Oh, we won't be wearing our macs.

And the cardigans are really
very Christmassy.

Glorious technicolour
has not come to the BBC yet, dear.

This fabric is terribly limp.

Oh, they're midwives,

the uniforms get washed a lot.

Is there the smallest chance
of frilly little caps?

Oh! Quite a big one, actually.

And, if you stump up for
more broderie anglaise,

they could be very frilly indeed.

HE SNIGGERS

HE CLEARS THROAT

I shall be starting on your ensemble
in a moment.

STRAINED: Mrs Turner...

Iris, whatever's the matter?

I woke up feeling proper rotten.

I had a kidney stone last year.
I reckon it's come back.

And it would be today,
when there's so much to do.

Today's just the rehearsal.

The church looks beautiful!

Oh!

I'm taking you to see Doctor.

WOMAN'S ECHOING VOICE:
'Antonia... Antonia!

'Nanny found the
Bible in your room again.'

Antonia... Try to drink something.

There was a piano in here.

But I imagine you used
it for firewood.

You must take in some fluids.

Or we'll have to take you to
a hospital.

I will not go.

The story is concluded.

I was born in this house.

And I'm content to
meet my maker here.

LABOURED BREATHING

Have you passed any blood recently?

No, I've had the change.
I had it early.

I meant in your urine.

No.

I have been going more than usual,
though.

Oh, I feel a bit sick.

The pain's in my back, mostly.

SHE MOANS

Ah, oooh. Oooh.

Iris, dear, when you're ready

I'm going to get you to your feet

and we're going to help you across
to the maternity home.

Maternity home?

You're going to have a baby!

When?

Very soon.

I, I don't, I...

I don't feel safe.

When I had my Lorna,
Sister Julienne said

the most important
thing was to f-feel safe.

I'll ring Nonnatus House.
SHE MOANS IN PAIN

Will you please put your foot down
before I put it down for you?

I'm driving down
dangerous country lanes!

There might be rabbits or sheep!

Iris, Iris, I know this is hard to
get to grips with.

I know.

I-I'm, I'm 46.

How can I not have known?

You're not the first woman
this has happened to.

It's rare, but you're not alone.

But will it be all right?

How is it going to be all right?

Everything will be all right, Iris.
I promise you.

Sister Julienne.

You delivered my Lorna.

Yes, I did.

And I've often
remembered her in my prayers.

I never thought I'd
have another child.

I just... I kept loving her.

And you always will.

Love is not going to be halved,
but doubled.

SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN

That's it, that's it, Iris.
Another strong, steady push.

That's it, that's it.

Yes! Perfect, perfect.

Baby's head stopped slipping back
now, it'll be with us soon.

Your husband's arrived now, Iris.

Dr Turner's just bringing him
up-to-date...

SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN

SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN

That's it.

SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN

That's it. Nice, steady drag.

This is the place!

CRYING

Well done. It's a little girl!

And she's beautiful.

Come here.

Come on.

Come to your mum.

CRYING

Ssh. Ssh.

I remember the days of old.

I meditate on all thy works.

I muse on the works of thy hands.

I stretch forth my hands unto thee.

My soul thirsteth after thee,
as in a thirsty land.

Cause me to hear
thy loving kindness in the morning.

BOTH: For in thee do I trust.

Cause me to know the way
wherein I should walk.

For I lift up my soul unto thee.

Amen.

(Amen.)

Open wide.

I think you'll find it's my turn to
start shouting the odds.

DOOR OPENS

The police have arrived.

They want to know if they should
call an ambulance.

An ambulance is not required.

I have funds aplenty

since I pawned my mother's jewels.

You pawned them?! It was an
interesting experience.

En route, I spent one highly
displeasing night

in a Gerrards Cross guesthouse.

Much capital remains.

I suggest we telephone a taxi.

Your chauffeur already awaits.

I reckon, uh...
about six pound, 4oz?

You're spot on!

Costermonger's never wrong!

What we going to call her, then?

No sad names this time.

I'm going to call her Joy.

Oh, that's a lovely name
to give a child.

It's all we've got to give her!

I haven't got a vest or a mitten for
the poor little scrap!

PHONE RINGS

Nonnatus House, midwife speaking.

'I'm calling from a box on the
corner of Whittle Street.'

There's someone there in
need of attention.

What are you up to? We're drawing
the raffle tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

I could murder a bit
of cheese on toast.

I've been driving through
countryside.

Well, you can have cheese on toast

when you've helped me
out with this lot.

I want you to take out all the
84s and all the 85s.

I reckon this is immoral.

Well, keep at it, and then you've got

the choice of Wensleydale,
cheddar or Red Leicester.

They say the headaches
will fade away.

I just need to rest
for a little longer.

Not that my mother will let me do
much else.

Will she let you come back to work?

I have to come back to work!

Back to London.

This is where my life is.

And where you are.
Deils, I'm not going anywhere.

You can't come back if they don't
give you a clean bill of health.

They will.

I'll make them.

KNOCKING

People out here are waiting!

People in here are waiting.

Sheila, it's here, I found it.

Wait there.

GARGLING

I didn't know you
could arrange flowers.

There's a lot about me that you
don't know.

Beatrix Franklin, midwife of mystery.

In your own time, Mr Swann.
Any ticket you like.

Number 85!

Oh! Fancy that!

Oh!

'Sometimes, the route to joy is
indirect.

'Our journey home not quite
as we expected.

'There's no magic star to guide our
steps,

'no ancient prophecies
to predict our way.

'The greatest gift is to know that
we travel not alone,

'but in the company of others.

'That there are hands that we can
reach for

'and hearts to keep us warm.'

# Silent night

# Holy night

# All is calm

# All is bright

# Round yon virgin, mother and child

# Holy infant so tender and mild

# Sleep in heavenly peace

# Sleep in heavenly peace

ALL: # Silent night

# Holy night

# Shepherds quake at the sight

# Glories stream from heaven afar

# Heavenly hosts sing Hallelujah

# Christ the Saviour is born

# Christ the Saviour is born. #

'Sister Monica Joan never did

'redeem her mother's jewels
from the pawn shop.

'Instead, she purchased two things.

'A replacement for the
Christmas pudding

'and a television set.

'She deemed both essential for
contentment at Nonnatus House.

'If others disagreed, they gave no
voice to their objections,

'and the family gathered round,

'watching their faces flicker black
and white,

'their very presence in the room
an act of love,

'a welcome home.'