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I can't believe I have a girlfriend like
you.
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I can't believe I have a girlfriend.
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Oh my god, just shut up and just keep
kissing me.
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I just hope my brother doesn't try to
take you from me.
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You got a brother?
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Um, well, I wrote you a poem.
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You wanna hear it?
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Sure.
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it goes roses are red violets are blue i
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love your titties so i'll give them a
chew oh my god
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My pussy's so wet for you.
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Hey,
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dork. Dude, what are you doing?
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Not much, man. Just figured I'd come
chill with my little brother.
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Who's this?
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How'd you end up pulling such a baddie?
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Hi. Nice to meet you, beautiful.
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Okay, okay.
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All right. What, dude? Relax.
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Relax, man.
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Why don't you introduce me?
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She's my girlfriend.
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Girlfriend? Yeah.
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What made you end up with a nerd like
this?
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She likes me, dude. All right.
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I mean, he's such a nice guy.
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Yeah, he's...
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He's nice, that's about it.
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Well, I could be nice too.
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Alright, I could.
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She's mine first.
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Well, you know, I'm nice too. It runs in
the family.
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Um, I'm pretty sure I heard mom calling
you.
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Mom's home?
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No, doofus, she's on the phone.
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No, go get it.
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Nice guys don't keep their moms waiting.
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Okay, don't do nothing stupid.
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Please. Really, bro?
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Yeah, bro. Cool.
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Don't worry. I'll take good care of her.
I promise.
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Oh, my God.
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Where were we?
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Don't be mean.
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He's your brother. Be nice to him.
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Well, I guess he does seem to know how
to treat a lady.
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I, uh...
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I saw what you two were doing.
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Such a nasty girl.
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Well, I have a question for you.
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Who do you think is a better kisser?
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Well, geez, how would I know?
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Well, maybe like this.
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Do you know your brother?
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My boyfriend is here.
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Who? Who cares? Me and him share
everything anyway.
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Plus, like, aren't you just like a
little curious?
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A little?
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Alright, well, maybe let's give this
another try then.
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So who's better?
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Well, I think you got him beaten in that
department.
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Great. Do you want to see everything
else that I'm better at?
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Yeah.
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I promise you won't find out.
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dropped my letter from the car outside.
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It's somewhere out there.
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Want to return the favor?
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What do you mean? Make me come.
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I mean, he's your brother.
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So? You came super harsh.
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It's definitely my turn now.
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Don't you think?
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Maybe just a little.
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She won't mind. Her mom thought of
sharing with Karen.
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Oh, you're stroking while you're
screaming.
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That's not fair for my brother to get
this far to himself, how is it?
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Thank you so much.
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Why don't you just lick it up and down?
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Hey, I found
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it. It was in the back.
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Oh, what's up, bro? Where's he at?
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I mean, she said she had to go
somewhere. I think she'll be back in
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or something.
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Yeah, I'll just wait here then.
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No, bro, no!
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What the fuck are you guys doing?
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Bro, really, dude? Come on, dude.
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Well, like, you don't share anything,
man. Bro, come on, dude. Like,
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Every time I get a girlfriend, bro, you
always try to take them from me and
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stuff. Dude, stop. Stop it. Stop.
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Why don't you listen? Bro, because you
always take everything I got. Anything
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that's yours is mine, dude. I'm your big
brother.
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Stop. You guys are... First of all,
babe, poetry is not
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hot. There's nothing hot about poetry.
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And you, you're a fucking douche to your
brother. You're lucky you're fucking
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hot. You're being so stingy. Like,
you're going to keep this all to
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Well, that was the plan.
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Babe, literally, it's not a big deal. I
mean, we've said... We've wanted to try
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threesomes. Well, I've wanted to try
threesomes for a long time now. Why not
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with your brother?
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No way.
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Sharing is caring, man.
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Do you need to call mom and tell her you
won't share?
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Or would you rather me do it with
someone else?
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No.
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Exactly. And we share everything, bro.
So what's the difference if it's some
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girl?
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Fine.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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She's what she really wanted anyway.
Don't you want to keep her happy, man?
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Yeah.
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Mmm.
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I love being shared.
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I guess it's not too bad.
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Girls have two titties for a reason,
man. I tried to tell you.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Some nice titties though, huh?
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They're fucking tasty.
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You know, it grows off of two holes for
a reason.
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You can get one, I'll get the other,
bro.
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Oh, yes.
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There you go.
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Blah blah blah.
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How is it bro?
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Take it back in my fucking hand.
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Let me sit on that back and talk.
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Pretty, pretty talented girl.
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Oh, that feels fucking good.
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Oh,
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yeah,
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that'd be good.
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Oh, no.
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Oh,
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fuck, yeah.
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Oh, you found a good set of spots on it,
bro.
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Yeah, open up, open up.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, put the book in your mouth, put the
book in your mouth.
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You like choking on that dick babe?
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My freaking ass.
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I can't do it.
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I can't do it. I can't do it.
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I can't do it. I can't do it.
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I can't do
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it.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah, yeah.
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This isn't so bad bro, right?
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Now, open up.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Sweet.
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Yeah, that's fun. That's what you
wanted. Did you have fun, babe?
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Yeah.
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Not so thick around.
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I love getting shared by you guys.
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I think we like threesomes.
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Hell yeah.
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Every girl you bring here better do
anal, bro.
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