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You're 50 now.
Any irritability or rage?
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Nothing unjustified.
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Sounds like
the menopause to me, Linda.
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I've spent most of my life
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putting other people's needs
before my own.
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But I'm not gonna do that for
a bit, and it feels so great.
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That's gonna
ruffle some feathers.
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We're women, Linda.
This is what we do.
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It's what we've always done.
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Who the fuck are you?
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She said,
"Who the fuck are you?!"
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I'm Steve. Linda's husband.
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Father to her two children.
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But I'm also a man
in my own right.
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Come on, Linda, let's go.
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- Time's up.
- My time's not up.
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I've only used 40,320 minutes.
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You and your bloody ledger!
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- Children?
- Husband?
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- Ledger?
- Whose ledger?
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Is that jam?
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Wow. I wouldn't have put you two
together at all.
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I've had enough of this shit.
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- No, Carm!
- No, no!
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- Come back!
- No way! Just-- no.
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- Oh, you've done it now, Linda.
- I knew it.
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Never trust a lone woman
with an abnormal gait!
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- Why have you got a ledger?
- He just means my chore ledger.
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What is it, though?
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Well, it's one of these.
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- A tree?
- No. The trunk. The...
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- When it's been felled.
- Log.
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Yes! Log.
Thank you. A log.
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Take that cloak off, Linda.
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- Hey?
- Take that fucking cloak off.
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No!
I'm still Eel Queen.
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Not with two kids, you ain't.
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Something's changed.
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And it's why I came here.
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To find myself.
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Oh, what a load
of hippy-dippy cobblers.
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And you need to find yourself
as well, Steve.
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I know who I am, Linda.
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And it isn't
a hippy-dippy cobbler.
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Look. I'm sorry, okay?
But it was an innocent lie.
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God was right.
All women are evil!
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Oh, did anybody else know?
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- Nope.
- Nay.
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You've gone very quiet,
Pig Man.
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Cat got your tongue?
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Linda's sister popped by
and filled me in.
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That mouthy cunt with
pink jacket?
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I don't recall what colour
her jacket was.
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- Take the cloak off.
- Get off me.
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Get...
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- Ow, ow, ow!
- Ow, ow, ow!
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What happened, Pig Man?
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You were supposed to be
standing guard over the tree.
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I tried to hold it in.
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Hang on. Hold what in?
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Oh.
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When you've got to go,
you've got to go.
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Once an Eel has embarked
on its final journey,
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it cannot return back upstream.
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Okay, so...
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...my starlings have lost
their home
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because Pig Man needed a shit?!
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I-- I've heard enough of this.
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♪ Oooh ooh ooh ooh ooooh ♪
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♪ Oooh ooh ooh ooh ooooh ♪
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♪ You sound just like a scream ♪
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♪ I don't know what you mean ♪
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♪ Your witchcraft's
all around me ♪
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♪ In your ragged pagan scene ♪
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♪ You tell me all the ways
around my garden that you like ♪
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♪ I flow just like a bubble
heading for a spike ♪
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♪ All is well between the
breasts of passenger and slave ♪
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♪ We'll never make it out alive
to join the witches' rave ♪
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♪ Oooh ooh ooh ooh ooooh ♪
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♪ Oooh ooh ooh ooh ooooh ♪
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Yeah, all right, all right!
One at a time, my friends!
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- Miss me, sis?
- I always do.
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Right.
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Better fill me in, then,
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'cos all the birds were
shouting at once.
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Who's Linda?
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♪ I try to keep all hidden
when you come around ♪
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♪ Oh, no, the sight of
broomsticks
sliding on the ground ♪
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- ♪ You're levitating something ♪
- Bye!
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♪ 'Cos I feel so collectable ♪
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Where is she?
Where's Linda?
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She's still finding herself.
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Oh, you gullible dick, Steve.
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Not now, Siobhain.
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When are you gonna
grow a pair, eh?
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You cuckold.
That's what you are.
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- A weak, jam-faced cuckold.
- All right.
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- You're a big girl's blouse.
- Yeah.
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When are we gonna see
a little bit less of this,
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little bit more of this, eh?
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- Little bit more of this, Steve.
- That's out of order, that is.
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Eh?
Little bit more of that.
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- Those bloody ledgers.
- When are we gonna see it, though?
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- Leave it.
- You're a wet blanket.
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W-Who are you?
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Who the fuck do you think I am?
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Uh, another Eel sister?
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Ooh.
Well done, Columbo.
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Oh! I love "Columbo."
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I'm Linda.
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Yeah, birds told me who you are.
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- Birds?
- Word of advice, all right?
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Lie to me, A, I will know,
B, I'll put a hex on you,
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and, C, it will work.
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Oh, okay.
Can I get past?
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- No.
- No.
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You're an outcast
'til your town trial tomorrow.
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- I'm on trial?
- Mm. you can sleep in the woods.
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Forest rules.
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Oh...
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This is ridiculous.
Y-You can't run me out of town.
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This isn't the Wild West.
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Glamping is all the rave now.
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- "Rage."
- What?
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She said "rave." It's "rage."
It doesn't matter.
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Shut up and take that cloak off.
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I have told you,
I'm not taking it--
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Oof!
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Oh, aah!
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Oh, fuck.
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Not again!
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You coming or what?
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- Good luck to you.
- Thanks.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
Thank you.
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It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
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Absolutely ridiculous.
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Ooh! Very witch trially.
Very East Anglia 1645.
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Ooh! Where's your hat,
Matthew Hopkins?
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Who's Matthew Hopkins?
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Isn't that Katie's brother?
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Okay.
Welcome, everyone.
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Let's get this trial underway.
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It's about time.
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Would the court rise
for Judge Joy?
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Please be seated.
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Linda, please place your hand on
the forest laws and privileges
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and read this card.
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"I solemnly declare that I,
Linda Jane Jenkins,
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shall speak the truth,
the whole truth, and
nothing but the truth,
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so help me the forest."
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- You may be seated.
- Oh.
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Linda Jane Jenkins, you are
accused of maternal deception,
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of lying to the town about
your true identity as a mother
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and wrongfully accepting
the role of Eel Queen.
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Yeah, she shouldn't have
done that.
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We will now hear
from Agnes and Theresa Watkins.
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It's ringing.
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All right.
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Let's do it.
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Ah.
Good morning, Agnes and Theresa.
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Good morning,
Judge Joy.
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Good morning,
Agnes and Theresa.
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Good morning,
Verderer. Good morning, Janet.
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Good morning,
Agnes and Theresa.
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Agnes and Theresa:
Good morning, everyone.
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Good morning, Agnes--
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No.
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- No.
- What have I said?
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On July the 13th,
at 1517 hours,
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during a conversation regarding
the rental of the caravan,
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did Linda or did she not
deny having children?
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She did.
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I knew it.
I knew it.
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How?
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We asked her
if she had any pets or children
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and she said no.
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Lying bastard.
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All right, jumping
forward to the festival eve
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and a conversation
regarding fertility.
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Did the defendant
at any point say
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that she did not have children?
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She said that women
shouldn't have to explain
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if they did
or did not have children,
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and that she had not met
the right person.
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Yeah, implication being
that her did not have children.
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Goodness' sake.
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That concludes
my questions.
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Thank you, Agnes and Theresa.
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Thank you,
Judge Joy.
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Goodbye, Agnes and Theresa.
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Goodbye, Judge Joy.
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Goodbye, everyone.
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Goodbye,
Agnes and Theresa.
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Cheers, mate.
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Well done, sis.
Well done.
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I understand that you will be
representing yourself today,
Linda.
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Obviously, yeah.
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What would you like to say?
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Right, well, if people knew that
I was married with children,
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they would treat me differently,
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and they would ask me
different questions--
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none about myself--
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and they would judge me for
being a selfish wife and mother.
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Oh, boo-hoo!
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"Boo-hoo?"
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Come on, Jim, let her speak.
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You wouldn't get it
and never will.
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When women get married
and have children,
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and when we don't have careers
and when we don't have something
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that's just for us,
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it's very easy for us
to lose sight of who we are
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and what we're doing here.
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In 20 years
of going to Steve's work dos,
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I was never asked
a single question about myself.
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Not one.
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"How's Steve?
How's Steve's work?
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How's Steve's back?"
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And do you know
how that makes you feel?
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Worthless.
And that's what happened to me.
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So I decided to cash in
some time that I'd accrued.
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I'd been keeping a log
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of all the household chores
that I had been doing.
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You know, the-- the invisible
work, the emotional load.
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And I'd been writing
all the time it was taking
down in a ledger.
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A-and it came to
3.5 million minutes.
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Or-- or around six years.
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Six years?!
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Oh!
That's enough!
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Christ! We don't want to hear
about your bloody ledger.
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Can we get this trial back
on track, please, Joy?
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Let her speak!
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I'd quite like
to hear about Linda's ledgers.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Do you know how long it takes to
shake crumbs out of a toaster?
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Three minutes and 12 seconds.
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Order! Order.
Order.
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All right, I think we've heard
all that we need to hear.
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Please be seated, Linda.
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All those in favour
of Linda leaving,
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raise your hands.
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- Hear, hear.
- Yeah.
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My vote.
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That's my vote.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Put your hand up.
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Right. Yep.
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All those in favour
of Linda remaining,
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raise your hands.
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- Yes!
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, I get it.
- I get it.
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All right.
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Well, there we have it.
52% to 48%.
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Linda remains.
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You what?!
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00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,440
Go on, girl!
257
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:47,080
Linda Jane Jenkins,
you may remain on forest soil
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00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:50,600
until that time that the soil
takes you for itself.
259
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,680
- Fucking joke.
- The court may rise.
260
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,520
That was stupid.
261
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,440
Thanks to you lot,
she's staying.
262
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,760
"Jim, keep the faith.
Father."
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00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,080
Oh!
264
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,160
- May I?
- Oh.
265
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,240
Go on, then.
266
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,080
Are you okay?
267
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:29,000
A woman's won a
stand-up comedy competition
in Cinderford, Linda.
268
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,240
Oh!
269
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,920
I don't think that can be
quite right.
270
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,600
Why is that?
271
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:37,160
Well, some of my mates
entered that competition.
272
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,520
- And?
- Well...
273
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,600
Go on.
274
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:46,000
- No, it don't matter.
- No. Go on.
275
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:52,720
Fact is, men are better at
telling jokes than women, Linda.
276
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,280
Are they?
How's that?
277
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,840
Well, girls don't need
to be funny.
278
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,760
So they don't need to start
flexing that muscle.
279
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,960
Why don't girls
need to be funny?
280
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,280
Girls don't need to be funny
to attract boys.
281
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:11,440
They can just, you know,
sit around.
282
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,680
Even the ugly ones.
283
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,320
Boys can't just sit around
to attract girls, you know?
284
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,400
We-- we need skills,
you know, like--
285
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,520
knocking a bottle off a wall
286
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,920
or throwing a ball
a really long way, you know?
287
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:26,920
Or making our ears move.
288
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
- Mm.
- Yeah?
289
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,760
What about girls
who use humour as a tool
290
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,840
to navigate their way
through the world?
291
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,560
Eh?
292
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:41,360
Well, say she's being bullied
or harassed or abused.
293
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,640
Could she use humour
as a coping mechanism?
294
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,640
Oh. You know,
I suppose she could, yeah.
295
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:54,680
Mm. And-- and say the girl
was just born really funny.
296
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:58,480
Or say she just loves the
feeling of making people laugh.
297
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,840
Or are girls only allowed
to use humour to attract boys?
298
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,240
No, of course not.
No.
299
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,520
She can be funny
for whatever reason she wants.
300
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,600
Oh.
301
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,720
So are men better at telling
jokes then, Tone, or not?
302
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,680
No, I-I- don't think they are.
303
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,640
Oh.
304
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,720
I am glad that we got
that one sorted out, Tone.
305
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,600
Would you like to see me
wiggle my ears, Linda?
306
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,000
I'm okay, thanks.
307
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,640
It's Linda. Linda there.
308
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,640
- Ledgers...
- Yeah.
309
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,280
- Linda's ledgers...
- Linda's ledgers...
310
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,640
- Ledgers...
- Ledgers, ledgers, ledgers...
311
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,040
- Linda's ledgers...
- Linda's ledgers...
312
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:56,800
♪ Oh, Sally, my dear,
it's you I'd be kissing ♪
313
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,040
♪ She smiled and replied ♪
314
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:02,600
♪ "You don't know
what you're missing" ♪
315
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:14,280
♪ Oh, Sally, my dear,
I wish I could wed you ♪
316
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:19,000
♪ Oh, Sally, my dear,
I wish I could bed you ♪
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