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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:10,075 PREVIOUSLY ON THE BIG C... 2 00:00:10,076 --> 00:00:11,610 YOU'RE FAILING CHEMISTRY? 3 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:14,146 OVER MY DEAD BODY ARE YOU NOT GRADUATING ON TIME. 4 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:15,881 HERE YOU GO, GUYS. 5 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:17,249 JEEZ. 6 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:18,684 YOU OKAY? 7 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:19,985 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 8 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:21,987 I JUST HAVE MY NEXT ROUND OF CHEMO IN FOUR DAYS. 9 00:00:21,988 --> 00:00:23,522 I HATE FEELING BAD ALL THE TIME. 10 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:30,796 I CAN'T POLLUTE, I GIVE A HOOT. 11 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:32,698 SO I MADE THE BARTERING DEAL OF THE CENTURY, 12 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,067 AND I GOT US THIS PEDICAB. 13 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:36,568 LYDIA IS YOUR NEW TUTOR. 14 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:39,138 I'LL TRY TO MAKE THIS A PAINLESS PROCESS. 15 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:40,572 TELL ME ABOUT COLLEGE LIFE. 16 00:00:40,573 --> 00:00:43,008 I'M JUST NOT FEELING IT YET. 17 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:44,843 DO YOU WANNA MOVE BACK HERE? 18 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:46,278 PAUL ASKED ME FOR A DIVORCE 19 00:00:46,279 --> 00:00:47,613 BEFORE I PASSED OUT IN PUERTO RICO. 20 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:48,847 SO THE WAY I SEE IT, HE'S JUST WAITING 21 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:50,215 FOR ME TO DIE TO MOVE ON, 22 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,884 WHICH ON SOME LEVEL, I RESPECT. 23 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:55,821 BUT THEN, HE WANTS ME TO STAY POSITIVE, SO I'LL LIVE. 24 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,723 I THINK I NEED TO QUIT CHEMO. 25 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,727 WOULD THAT BE OKAY WITH YOU? 26 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:11,530 ♪ LIKE A DIAMOND IN A ROOM OF STONE ♪ 27 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:14,700 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 28 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:15,934 DO I LOOK LIKE A DIXIE CHICK? 29 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:17,536 I'D SAY CHICK-ESQUE. 30 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:18,770 - HMM. - HMM? 31 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:20,439 I MEAN, IT'S SO SAD. 32 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,341 I BOUGHT THIS, I NEVER EVEN WORE IT ONCE. 33 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:24,443 THAT'S WHY I COLLECT EXPERIENCES OVER THINGS. 34 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:26,411 YEAH, I'M WORRIED YOU'RE COLLECTING MITES. 35 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:27,813 HOW LONG TILL YOU SHAVE THAT THING? 36 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,681 IT'S MY COMPLETELY ORGANIC, 37 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:33,085 SEMI-PERMANENT WINTER NECK WARMER. 38 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,186 SO NO TIME SOON. 39 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:35,888 FINE, KEEP THE BEARD, 40 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,157 BUT I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME. 41 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,758 MY DERMATOLOGIST. - UGH. 42 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:42,261 MAKE AN APPOINTMENT, GET YOURSELF CHECKED OUT. 43 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:43,495 AND BEFORE YOU GO ON SOME DIATRIBE 44 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:46,098 ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU HATE THE MEDICAL INSTITUTION, 45 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:48,300 JUST CONSIDER HOW MUCH IT WOULD MEAN TO ME 46 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:49,368 TO KNOW THAT YOU WON'T BE GOING THROUGH 47 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:50,702 WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH. 48 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:53,805 EH, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 49 00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:55,240 JEEZ. WHAT BLEW UP IN HERE? 50 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:57,342 SPRING CLEANING. 51 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,811 - IT'S NOVEMBER. - YEAH, WELL... 52 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:02,080 I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY SINCE I STOPPED CHEMO, 53 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:03,849 AND I DON'T WANNA LEAVE ALL THIS STUFF 54 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,817 FOR YOU AND DAD TO DEAL WITH, SO-- 55 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:07,719 WANNA HELP? - UH, THAT'S TEMPTING, 56 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,322 BUT I HAVE SCHOOL-- UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO QUIT. 57 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:11,657 NO, YOU GO TO SCHOOL. 58 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:14,426 W-WHEN IS THAT CHEMISTRY TEST? - IT'S ON FRIDAY. 59 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:15,861 AND I'M MEETING WITH LYDIA LATER. 60 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,429 OH, I LIKE THAT TUTOR CHICK OF YOURS. 61 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:20,265 SHE'S GOT THAT WHOLE NERDY GEISHA THING GOING ON. 62 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:23,202 OH, MY HERMES SCARF. 63 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,771 HERMES, FOR REAL? 64 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:27,773 YEAH. IT WAS A GIFT FROM THESE RICH PARENTS 65 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:30,042 OF ONE OF MY STUDENTS. 66 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:34,279 IT ALWAYS MADE ME FEEL JUST SO JACKIE O. 67 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:37,449 I DOUBT JACKIE O PRANCED AROUND LIKE THAT. 68 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:38,684 OH, LOOK, DON'T YOU LAUGH. 69 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:40,118 YOU WORE THIS ALMOST AS MUCH AS I DID. 70 00:03:40,119 --> 00:03:41,587 - WHAT, NO--NO, I DIDN'T. - YES, YOU DID. 71 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:44,289 - OOH, GIRL. - YOU CALLED IT YOUR "FLAG TIE." 72 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:47,025 YOU USED TO-- YOU USED TO LOVE TO RUB THE SILK 73 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:48,427 AGAINST YOUR "WITTLE" NOSE. 74 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:49,761 I WAS PROBABLY JUST RUBBING AWAY A BOOGER 75 00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:51,129 OR SOMETHING. - OKAY. 76 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,631 DO ME A FAVOR AND PUT THAT OUT IN THE CAR. 77 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:53,765 OKAY. 78 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:54,967 HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY GREEN DRESS SHIRT? 79 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,235 I WANNA WEAR IT IN DETROIT. 80 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,036 - SEE YA, DAD. LOVE YOU. - TAKE CARE OF YOUR MOM, BUDDY. 81 00:03:58,037 --> 00:03:59,871 I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS. - OKAY. 82 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:03,141 AMBER CLAIMS TO HAVE PICKED IT UP 83 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:05,177 FROM THE DRY CLEANER BEFORE SHE WENT ON VACATION, 84 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,511 BUT I CAN'T FIND IT. 85 00:04:06,512 --> 00:04:07,946 UH, PAUL. 86 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:10,015 WILL THIS WORK? 87 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:11,316 FOR MY RADIO SHOW, MAYBE. 88 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:12,684 OH, MY GOD. 89 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,753 IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS? 90 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:17,489 AW. 91 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:20,826 GOD, I WAS SO SKINNY. 92 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,995 I REMEMBER THAT. 93 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,963 I BET I COULD GET GOOD MONEY FOR THIS. 94 00:04:24,964 --> 00:04:26,265 YOU CAN'T THROW THIS AWAY. 95 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,532 SAYS THE WOMAN WHO BURNED 96 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:29,968 HER MATRIMONIAL FROCK IN A TRASH CAN. 97 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:32,371 I DID IT TO ERASE A BAD MEMORY. 98 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,373 IS THAT WHY YOU WANNA DO IT, CATH? 99 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:37,109 TO ERASE A BAD MEMORY? - NO. 100 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,111 NO, I'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE MEMORIES. 101 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,512 I'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE PICTURES. 102 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,147 IT'S JUST--I MEAN, I DON'T NEED THE DRESS. 103 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,548 IT'S JUST CLOTHES. 104 00:04:43,549 --> 00:04:46,218 HEY, I HAPPEN TO BE BASING AN ENTIRE CAREER 105 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,319 ON "JUST CLOTHES." 106 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,154 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 107 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:51,556 I HAVE TO TURN IN SOME "JUST CLOTHES" DESIGNS 108 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:53,292 TO SIR ISAAC MIZRAHI. 109 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,793 WOW, YOUR TEACHER'S A KNIGHT? 110 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:57,095 - NO, HE'S FASHION ROYALTY. - DAMN STRAIGHT. 111 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:59,898 HE'S MY VISITING PROFESSOR THIS SEMESTER. 112 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:01,433 SAFE FLIGHT. 113 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:02,968 - SEE YA, LOVE. - BYE, PAULIE. 114 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,903 SEE YA, BUDDY. 115 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,908 HEY, PAUL. 116 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:12,878 DO YOU THINK YOU'LL GET MARRIED AGAIN? 117 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:15,914 WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT? 118 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:18,250 JUST WONDERING, THAT'S ALL. 119 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,885 WELL, DON'T. 120 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:24,589 IT'S MORBID. 121 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:26,591 I THINK YOU SHOULD. 122 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:29,728 DESPITE OUR CONFLICT RESOLUTION ISSUES, 123 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:31,730 YOU'RE GOOD MARRIED. 124 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:34,499 YOU'RE GOOD AND MORBID. 125 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:38,204 I WILL SEE YOU ON FRIDAY. 126 00:05:46,779 --> 00:05:48,613 OH, MY GOD. 127 00:05:48,614 --> 00:05:50,415 THIS IS A GREAT TOP. 128 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:51,983 AW. 129 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:54,953 I JUST--I LOVE ALL THE LITTLE FLOWERS. 130 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:58,457 AH. 131 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:01,326 ONLY WORN ONCE. 132 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:05,530 I CAN TAKE THESE. 133 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:07,966 AND THE REST, YOU CAN HAVE BACK. 134 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:11,269 I-I DON'T WANT THEM BACK. 135 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:13,038 I'M DIVESTING. 136 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,907 SO JUST MAKE ME AN OFFER FOR THE WHOLE LOT. 137 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:17,175 LOWBALL ME, I'LL TAKE IT. 138 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:19,311 I ONLY TAKE WHAT I CAN SELL, DOLL. 139 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:21,613 HERE. 140 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:22,647 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 141 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:23,982 THERE'S SOME GREAT PIECES IN HERE. 142 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:25,450 I MEAN, LOOK. HONESTLY, 143 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:27,919 PEOPLE USED TO STOP ME ON THE STREET 144 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,488 ABOUT THIS SKIRT. 145 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:34,259 AND NOTE THERE'S A-- THERE'S AN HERMES SCARF. 146 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:37,329 - YOU HAVE AN HERMES? - YEAH. 147 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:38,997 WHERE IS IT? 148 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:40,332 I MUST HAVE DROPPED IT. 149 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,900 FINE. 150 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,937 I WILL DONATE IT. 151 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:49,008 OH. 152 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:56,114 YOU OKAY, DOLL? 153 00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:58,583 I CAN'T FEEL MY LEG. 154 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:01,920 HE SAYS IT'S PRESSING ON MY FRONTAL LOBE. 155 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:05,290 IT CAN CAUSE PARTIAL PARALYSIS, AMONG OTHER THINGS. 156 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:07,259 WELL, WHAT OTHER THINGS? 157 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,861 I DON'T KNOW-- BEHAVIORAL CHANGES, 158 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:12,431 YOU KNOW, MEMORY LOSS, JUDGMENT. 159 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,865 OH, IT SOUNDS LIKE MY 20s. 160 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:15,534 OH, I DON'T REMEMBER MY 20s. 161 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:17,602 WELL, LOOK, TRY TO REMEMBER THIS. 162 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:20,272 THURSDAY NIGHT IS "NIGHT OF A THOUSAND STARS." 163 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,674 I WANNA GO TO THE PARK AND WATCH FOR FALLING STARS, 164 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:24,109 LIKE WE DID WHEN WE WERE KIDS. 165 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,811 WE WERE MISERABLE DOING THAT. 166 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,679 THAT'S BECAUSE MOM AND DAD FOUGHT ALL THE TIME. 167 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,514 BUT GUESS WHAT, MOM AND DAD AREN'T INVITED. 168 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:31,450 HEY, DID YOU EVER CALL THE DERMATOLOGIST? 169 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,452 OH, NOT YET. 170 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,954 LOOK, YOU DO MY THING, I'LL DO YOURS. 171 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:38,723 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 172 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:41,960 OH, PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T ALL THEY HAVE. 173 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,628 EXCUSE ME. 174 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:47,365 YOU DON'T, BY CHANCE, HAVE A CANE 175 00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:50,168 WITH A CARVED WOODEN BIRD IN IT? 176 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:52,704 YEAH, OR A SERPENT HEAD WITH JEWEL EYES? 177 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:53,905 WE DON'T SELL THOSE HERE. 178 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:56,374 THAT IS WHAT I'D RECOMMEND, VERY STURDY. 179 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:57,642 THANK YOU. 180 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:01,546 I THINK WE'LL KEEP LOOKING. 181 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:03,381 I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GONNA SHUFFLE AROUND 182 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:05,851 ON ONE OF THOSE THINGS LIKE SOME OLD MA KETTLE. 183 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:07,219 OH, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA RAIN. 184 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:10,590 HERE, I'LL GO GET THE PEDI. YOU HAVE A SEAT. 185 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:14,493 MRS. SILVERS, YOUR PRESCRIPTION 186 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:18,230 IS READY FOR PICKUP, MRS. SILVERS. 187 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:20,665 THREE, TWO, ONE. 188 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:22,667 TIME. - WHAT? 189 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:26,137 NO, THERE'S NO WAY THAT WAS 40 MINUTES. 190 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:28,174 UGH. 191 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:36,348 SORRY. 192 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,916 YOU ALMOST PASSED THIS TIME. 193 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:39,684 WHAT? LOOK, THAT'S BULLSHIT, OKAY? 194 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,720 THERE'S NO WAY I CAN REMEMBER ALL THAT STUFF. 195 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:46,291 ACETATE IS C-2-H-3-O-2-MINUS OR C-H-3-C-O-O. 196 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:49,194 IRON IS A GROUP EIGHT METAL AND THEREFORE A TRANSITION ELEMENT. 197 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,929 H-C-2-H-3-O-2 IS A WEAK ACID 198 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:54,266 THAT PARTIALLY IONIZES IN AN AQUEOUS SOLUTION. 199 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,268 AND OZONE DEPLETION IS CAUSED BY CHLOROFLUOROCARBONS, 200 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,736 A SET OF COMPOUNDS THAT CONTAIN 201 00:08:57,737 --> 00:08:59,304 ONLY CHLORINE, FLUORINE, CARBON, 202 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:01,239 KNOWN COLLECTIVELY AS FREON. 203 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,941 JESUS. YOU'RE LIKE A ROBOT. 204 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:04,609 HOW DO YOU REMEMBER ALL THIS STUFF? 205 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:06,144 I STUDY A LOT. 206 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:08,213 WAIT, WHEN DO YOU HAVE TIME TO HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS? 207 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,483 MY MOM DOESN'T REALLY APPROVE OF HANGING OUT. 208 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,285 WHAT, AT ALL? 209 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,787 JESUS. I'D GO CRAZY IF I COULDN'T SEE MY FRIENDS. 210 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:19,025 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE POPULAR. 211 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:23,295 I GOTTA GO. 212 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,897 I VOLUNTEER AT AN ANIMAL SHELTER ON TUESDAY NIGHTS. 213 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,666 THAT'S AWESOME. 214 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:28,967 SO YOU LIKE ANIMALS? 215 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:32,404 NO. BUT I WANT TO GET INTO HARVARD. 216 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,439 I MADE UP SOME SAMPLE TEST QUESTIONS. 217 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,341 YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY IN TONIGHT AND WORK ON 'EM. 218 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:38,276 OKAY, COOL. 219 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:41,980 THANKS FOR THIS-- 220 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,182 SHIT. 221 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:46,484 SO HOW ARE YOU HANDLING YOUR NEW SYMPTOMS? 222 00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:48,753 THE CRAZY THING IS THAT, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF MY LIMP, 223 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,522 I FEEL LIKE MY OLD SELF. 224 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,257 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. 225 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,025 I--NOW THAT I STOPPED TRYING TO GET BETTER, 226 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:55,594 I FEEL BETTER. 227 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,996 SO NO REGRETS ABOUT STOPPING TREATMENT? 228 00:09:57,997 --> 00:10:01,033 - NONE AT ALL. - MM. 229 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:07,105 IS THAT BAD? 230 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,541 WHY WOULD THAT BE BAD? 231 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:13,878 I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO FEEL LIKE I'VE GIVEN UP. 232 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:17,115 WHY NOT? 233 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,217 BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA LET THEM DOWN. 234 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:22,887 BY DYING? 235 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:25,690 BY LEAVING BEFORE THEY'RE READY. 236 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,959 I WANNA MAKE SURE ALL MY LOOSE ENDS ARE TIED UP. 237 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,661 I WANNA MAKE SURE THERE'S A PLAN IN PLACE, 238 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,796 SO EVERYONE WILL BE OKAY. 239 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,199 AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? 240 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,201 - WHAT ABOUT ME? - WELL, YOU. 241 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:40,538 WHERE DO YOU FIT INTO THIS PLAN? 242 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:42,407 I DON'T. 243 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:44,576 I MEAN-- 244 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,245 I'M GONNA BE GONE, REMEMBER? 245 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:50,248 HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 246 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:54,986 WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVEN'T... 247 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:58,623 BEEN PREPARED FOR THIS FOR A LONG TIME. 248 00:10:58,624 --> 00:10:59,758 MY TUMORS ARE GROWING. 249 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,726 I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 250 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:05,764 WHEN THE DOCTOR TOLD ME, I THOUGHT, 251 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:09,401 "OKAY. IT'S HAPPENING. 252 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,836 DON'T FIGHT IT." 253 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,005 WOW. THAT IS VERY EVOLVED OF YOU. 254 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,241 YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING. 255 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,176 CAN YOU BE EVOLVED IN A BAD WAY? 256 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:21,046 CAN YOU? 257 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:23,948 YOU'RE ANNOYING. 258 00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:26,451 LOOK, CATHY, I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE FEELING UP RIGHT NOW. 259 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:27,952 YOU DESERVE TO FEEL THAT WAY. 260 00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:33,191 AND YOU ARE VERY EVOLVED. 261 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,393 IT'S JUST THAT IN MY EXPERIENCE, 262 00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:38,229 PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH WHAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH 263 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,699 AND FEEL ALL GOOD CAN SOMETIMES 264 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,701 BE THROWN A CURVEBALL. 265 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,670 SO JUST BE-- 266 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:47,972 PREPARED TO CATCH IT? 267 00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:49,007 NOT SURPRISED 268 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,711 IF IT HITS YOU IN THE FACE. 269 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:03,488 MOM, DID TWO GUYS JUST STEAL YOUR DRESSER? 270 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:06,157 NO, NO. 271 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:09,294 HATED IT. DON'T NEED IT. SOLD IT. 272 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,596 WHOA, MOM, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG? 273 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:15,333 I'M, UH-- 274 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:18,069 I'M JUST HAVING SOME PARALYSIS. 275 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,772 BECAUSE OF WHERE THE TUMORS ARE PRESSING ON YOUR BRAIN? 276 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:22,674 UH, YEAH. 277 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,309 HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT? 278 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:27,412 JUST LOOKED IT UP ON THE INTERNET. 279 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,114 YOU KNOW, IF YOU EVER HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, 280 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:32,251 YOU CAN ALWAYS COME TO ME AND ASK, RIGHT? 281 00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:36,988 SO DOES IT HURT? 282 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,757 NO, NO. 283 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,692 NO, IT'S JUST, UH-- 284 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,927 YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST KINDA NUMB. 285 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:47,632 YOU KNOW, LIKE IT DOESN'T BELONG TO MY BODY. 286 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:50,268 DR. SHERMAN SAID THAT OTHER THAN THE PEG LEG ASPECT, 287 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,938 I'M DOING PRETTY GOOD. 288 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:57,609 UH, I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE SALMON FOR DINNER TONIGHT. 289 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,011 BRAIN FOOD TO HELP YOU STUDY FOR YOUR TEST, OKAY? 290 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:01,513 YEAH. 291 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:29,574 LYDIA, LOOK. 292 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:31,309 YOU GOTTA HELP ME, OKAY? 293 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,211 THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA BE READY FOR THIS CHEM TEST. 294 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:34,479 I CAN COME OVER TONIGHT 295 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,747 IF YOU WANNA ADD ANOTHER SESSION. 296 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,149 OR, OKAY, I COULD JUST-- 297 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,717 I COULD SAY THAT I'M GONNA TAKE MY MOM 298 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,519 TO, LIKE, A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT OR SOMETHING, 299 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,389 AND THEN YOU COULD JUST TELL ME WHAT'S ON THE TEST LATER. 300 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,157 YOU WANT ME TO CHEAT FOR YOU? 301 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,626 NO, I DON'T--YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME THE ANSWERS. 302 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:49,794 NO, I'LL JUST LOOK THOSE UP MYSELF. 303 00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,129 IT'S STILL CHEATING. 304 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,464 NO, IT'S NOT-- I'LL PAY YOU. 305 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:54,866 I'LL PAY YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT. 306 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,301 LYDIA, LOOK. 307 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:58,636 I CANNOT BRING A SHITTY GRADE HOME TO MY MOM. 308 00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:00,872 MAYBE YOU SPENT A LITTLE LESS TIME HANGING OUT 309 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,240 AND A LITTLE MORE TIME STUDYING, 310 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,676 YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS PREDICAMENT. 311 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,846 OKAY, THANKS. JESUS. 312 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:12,217 HELLO, DETROIT. WE ARE BACK. 313 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,585 STAN THE MORNING MAN HERE, 314 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,486 SITTING LIVE IN THE STUDIO WITH NONE OTHER 315 00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:18,122 THAN THE "FLIP THAT SWITCH" DOCTOR HIMSELF, 316 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:20,058 PAUL JAMISON. 317 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,595 SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW. 318 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,697 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'M THRILLED TO BE HERE. 319 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,599 I LOVE WAKING UP TO RANDOM APPLAUSE. 320 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,968 YES! 321 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,236 LISTEN, WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN ON TOUR 322 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,470 THE PAST FEW DAYS. 323 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:35,273 YOU GAVE A LECTURE DOWNTOWN LAST NIGHT? 324 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,141 THAT'S RIGHT, AT THE LOVELY FILLMORE. 325 00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:39,077 AND TWO MORE TONIGHT-- ONE AT 6:00, 326 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,446 ANOTHER AT 8:00 AT THE ROYAL HOTEL. 327 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,614 AND MY PRODUCER ACTUALLY GAVE ME A COPY 328 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,182 OF YOUR UPCOMING LECTURES. 329 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,451 AND WE'RE GONNA PLUG THAT IN JUST A MINUTE. 330 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:49,187 YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY, I CAN'T GET OVER THIS SCHEDULE. 331 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,155 YOU ARE A BUSY BEE. 332 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,160 YES, UH, IT'S HECTIC. 333 00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:58,096 YOU KNOW, BUT I GOTTA SAY, 334 00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,831 MEETING THE FANS, HEARING THEIR STORIES, 335 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,300 YOU KNOW, IT KEEPS ME GOING 336 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,668 'CAUSE THEY TOUCH ME. 337 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,169 JUST THE CUTE ONES, I HOPE. 338 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,641 I'M JUST KIDDING. LISTEN. 339 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,110 WE ALL KNOW HOW DEDICATED YOU ARE TO YOUR WIFE. 340 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,145 HOW IS SHE DOING, BY THE WAY? 341 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:16,381 YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN TOUGH, BUT, UH, 342 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,750 LET ME TELL YA, SHE'S A TROOPER, REAL TROOPER. 343 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,751 GLAD TO HEAR IT. 344 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,121 THAT BIG "C" CAN BE A REAL BITCH. 345 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:27,125 SO DOES SHE MIND YOU DOING ALL THIS TRAVELING? 346 00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:29,560 OH, WE'RE IN SYNC. 347 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:31,129 YOU KNOW, SHE-- SHE UNDERSTANDS. 348 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,197 SHE'S DOWN WITH IT. SHE-- 349 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:34,632 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, 350 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:37,068 "ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER." 351 00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,670 - YEAH. - AND I'M SURE YOU TWO 352 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,205 REALLY WORK IT OUT WHEN YOU GET BACK HOME, RIGHT? 353 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,313 YEAH, WE, UH-- 354 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,149 WE CHECK IN, WE DO. 355 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,517 I'LL BET YOU DO. 356 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:53,718 HEY, CAN YOU TELL OUR LISTENERS 357 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,254 HOW YOU TWO STAY SO CONNECTED? 358 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:08,866 HOLD THAT THOUGHT, DR. PAUL. 359 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:11,803 WE'RE GONNA BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK. 360 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,237 DUDE, IT'S RADIO. 361 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,739 YOU KINDA GOTTA TALK. - OH. 362 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,474 I'M RUNNING OUT OF SOUND EFFECTS HERE. 363 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,343 COULD I-- LITTLE WATER. 364 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,412 COULD I JUST-- - CAN WE GET SOME WATER? 365 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:27,285 SO THIS IS A CLOCKWORK ORANGE 366 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,720 MEETS PLANET OF THE APES. 367 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,955 TWO MOVIES THAT SHOULD NEVER GO TOGETHER, 368 00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:34,726 EXCEPT HERE, THEY WORK. 369 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,194 I LIKE IT. 370 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,929 NO KIDDING, I WANT IT. 371 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,731 I REALLY DO. I WANNA BUY THAT. 372 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:43,468 SERIOUSLY, HOLLER TO HOLLIS. 373 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,403 OKAY. WHO'S NEXT? 374 00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,205 OH, ANDREA. 375 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,639 UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? 376 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,441 WHY DON'T WE HEAR FROM THE CLASS FIRST? 377 00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:52,877 I DON'T MIND THE SIMPLE LINES. 378 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,013 I JUST THINK THE COLORS ARE-- 379 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,982 YAWN-O-RAMA, RIGHT? 380 00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,084 I MEAN, I FEEL BAD FOR THE GIRL WHO HAS TO WEAR THESE CLOTHES. 381 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,987 I MEAN, TALK ABOUT NOT WANTING TO BE NOTICED. 382 00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:07,125 SHE'S ALL WALL AND NO FLOWER. 383 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,993 OKAY, I THINK I'VE ENTHRALLED YOU ALL ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY. 384 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:12,096 GO FORTH AND BE FABULOUS. 385 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:15,833 UH, EXCEPT YOU. 386 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,668 UM, I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED 387 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,338 ABOUT THE WORK YOU'VE BEEN HANDING IN LATELY. 388 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,840 I WORKED REALLY HARD ON THOSE SKETCHES. 389 00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:26,144 I KNOW, BUT THERE'S, LIKE, A SPARKLE MISSING 390 00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:28,679 THAT I SAW IN YOUR ADMISSION PORTFOLIO. 391 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:32,016 I MEAN, GRANTED, THAT PORTFOLIO RELIED VERY HEAVILY 392 00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:35,086 ON THE SORT OF LIBERACE BEDAZZLED AND FEATHERED THING. 393 00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:38,790 BUT THOSE SKETCHES, THEY WERE FUN. 394 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,793 THEY HAD A POINT OF VIEW. 395 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:45,296 WHAT HAPPENED? 396 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:48,299 I HAVE A FRIEND, AND SHE'S REALLY SICK. 397 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:51,803 AND I THINK SHE'S GONNA DIE SOON, AND I-- 398 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:55,173 I GUESS IT JUST SUCKED THE SPARKLE OUT OF ME. 399 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,442 I'M REALLY SORRY. 400 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,577 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 401 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:03,214 IF YOU THINK THIS CLASS IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU RIGHT NOW, 402 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:06,684 MAYBE YOU SHOULD DROP IT. - WELL-- 403 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:08,987 THINK ABOUT IT. 404 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,361 OKAY, BYE. 405 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,630 I'VE RECONSIDERED YOUR OFFER. 406 00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:22,400 I REALIZED THAT THE ANSWER LIES 407 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:25,069 IN THE BASIC PHYSICS TENET THAT EVERY ACTION 408 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:26,737 HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION. 409 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,372 LYDIA, I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA 410 00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,007 WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, OKAY? 411 00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:32,276 I'LL HELP YOU CHEAT IF YOU TAKE MY VIRGINITY. 412 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,512 W-W-WHAT? 413 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,114 DON'T WORRY. 414 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,715 IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M INTO YOU OR ANYTHING. 415 00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:40,051 I JUST DON'T WANNA START COLLEGE NEXT YEAR 416 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,752 BEING THE GEEK WITH A HYMEN. 417 00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,588 AND SINCE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MEET PEOPLE 418 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,289 OUTSIDE SCHOOL AND YOU HAVE A REPUTATION 419 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:48,059 FOR THIS SORT OF THING, 420 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,927 I FIGURED THIS MIGHT BE MY BEST 421 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:52,697 AND ONLY OPTION FOR SEX. 422 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:56,701 PLUS, IT SEEMED LIKE A FAIR TRADE, SO... 423 00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:59,704 ARE YOU IN OR OUT? 424 00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:11,216 AH, LOOKS LIKE IT'S SNOWING PAPER. 425 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,155 SORRY, I'M JUST WORKING ON SKETCHES FOR CLASS. 426 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,224 OH, FOR SIR ISAAC, I PRESUME. 427 00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:21,926 YEAH. 428 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:23,361 IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S GOING VERY WELL. 429 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:24,729 WELL, EVERYTHING I COME UP WITH 430 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,832 IS EITHER "YAWN-O-RAMA" OR "REDUCTIVE"-- 431 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,101 WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANS. 432 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,802 BASICALLY, I SUCK. 433 00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,938 WELL, I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT'S NOT TRUE. 434 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:37,608 YOU JUST NEED TO GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD, THAT'S ALL. 435 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:39,177 YEAH. 436 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,952 - HEY. - LYDIA, HI. 437 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,954 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU TWO WERE GETTING TOGETHER TONIGHT. 438 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,722 I THOUGHT YOU HAD A SESSION YESTERDAY. 439 00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,057 ADAM WANTED TO ADD ANOTHER ONE 440 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,759 BEFORE OUR CHEM TEST TOMORROW. 441 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,328 - REALLY? - YEAH. 442 00:19:57,329 --> 00:20:00,064 ADAM, I AM SO PROUD OF ALL THE HARD WORK YOU'RE DOING. 443 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:03,568 THANKS. 444 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,937 SO, YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY, YOU KNOW, GET TO WORK, SO-- 445 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,405 - UH-- - UH-- 446 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,674 OKAY. 447 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,042 COOL HAT, MRS. JAMISON. 448 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,277 - OH, HERE. - OH. 449 00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:14,478 IT'S YOURS. 450 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,147 THANKS. 451 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,949 AND THERE'S SOME BANANA BREAD IN THE FRIDGE 452 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,917 IF YOU WANT A SNACK LATER. 453 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,452 - COOL. - OKAY. 454 00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:22,920 COME ON. 455 00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:24,455 LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 456 00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,057 SHOOTING STARS AWAIT. 457 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,992 OH, I WAS HOPING YOU'D FORGOTTEN. 458 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,994 WELL, WAIT, HOW WAS THE DERMATOLOGIST? 459 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,395 FOR THE RECORD, THAT WAS MUCH MORE 460 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,564 OF A FULL BODY GROPE THAN A SCAN. 461 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,100 NEVER HAD SOMEONE SPEND SO MUCH TIME UNDER MY BALLS. 462 00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:39,737 - AND? - AND, UH, NOTHING. 463 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,405 I-I GOT THE ALL CLEAR. 464 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,608 REALLY? 465 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,443 GOOD. I'M SO RELIEVED. 466 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:46,844 COME ON. I WANNA STAKE OUT A PLACE 467 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:49,247 BEFORE ALL THE PREPSTER DIPSHITS BLANKET THE PARK 468 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,416 IN CASHMERE AND, UH-- AND CHEESE WHEELS. 469 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,687 WHAT'S ALL THIS? 470 00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:58,356 I JUST WANNA LOOK UP SOME STUFF 471 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,958 BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING. 472 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,494 OR, YOU KNOW, I COULD JUST SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS. 473 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:05,997 YOU KNOW? - PLEASE, I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. 474 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,798 BUT ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, A LOT OF WOMEN 475 00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:11,135 SAY THEY HAVE A BAD FIRST EXPERIENCE. 476 00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:14,172 I LIKE TO GET THINGS RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. 477 00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,510 COMING THROUGH. 478 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,684 COME ON. I, UH-- 479 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:29,954 I WANNA FIND A REALLY GOOD PLACE TO SIT, 480 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,455 FOR OPTIMAL VIEWING. 481 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,057 NO, ACTUALLY, I THINK WE CAN WATCH THEM 482 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,191 FROM RIGHT HERE. 483 00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:35,192 OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. 484 00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:38,129 I WANNA DO THIS THE RIGHT WAY, COME ON. 485 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,664 LET'S GO. 486 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:42,500 THERE YOU GO. 487 00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:50,676 OKAY. 488 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:52,943 OH! 489 00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:54,679 JESUS. YOU OKAY? 490 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,748 CATH? 491 00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:01,419 MMM. THIS TASTES SO GOOD. 492 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,588 THANKS. I'LL TELL MY MOM. 493 00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:10,394 ACCORDING TO THIS SITE, THE COITAL ALIGNMENT TECHNIQUE 494 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:13,564 HAS THE HIGHEST PERCENTAGE OF VAGINAL ORGASM AT 39%. 495 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:16,033 WHEREAS THE REVERSE COWGIRL, WHICH CLAIMS 496 00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:18,736 ONLY A 28% CHANCE OF SUCCESS, RANKS HIGHER 497 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:21,138 ON THE INTENSITY SCALE BY ALMOST 50%. 498 00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:23,207 BUT IF BOTH ARE COMBINED WITH DIGITAL STIMULATION, 499 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,809 THE NUMBERS GO WAY UP. 500 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,811 GOD. YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE CHEMISTRY. 501 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,312 IT KINDA IS. 502 00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:30,348 YOU KNOW, THE SCIENCE BEHIND MAKING A BABY 503 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,316 IS ACTUALLY EXTRAORDINARY. 504 00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:33,918 YOU KNOW, HOW MANY THINGS NEED TO BE ALIGNED 505 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,119 IN ORDER FOR IT TO HAPPEN. 506 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,421 YOU KNOW, IT'S A MIRACLE IF IT EVER WORKS. 507 00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:39,390 AND WHO KNEW THE VAGINA WAS, LIKE, A TUBE, YOU KNOW, 508 00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:41,559 AND THE VULVA WAS, LIKE, THE OUTSIDE PART? 509 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,461 UM, ME. 510 00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:44,562 OKAY, BESIDES YOU. 511 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:46,097 I FORGET YOU KNOW EVERYTHING. 512 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,832 I CAN'T HELP IT. I'M A GENIUS. 513 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,266 NO, YOU'RE A ROBOT. 514 00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:50,534 I AM LYDIA. 515 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,869 I KNOW EVERYTHING. 516 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,738 I REMEMBER EVERYTHING I EVER READ. 517 00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:56,942 SHUT UP. 518 00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:03,781 SO SHOULD WE, LIKE-- 519 00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:06,951 - YEAH. - OKAY. 520 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,987 OKAY. 521 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,801 AH. 522 00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:31,542 OH! 523 00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:40,251 AAH, OKAY. 524 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:41,886 THIS RARELY EVER HAPPENS 525 00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:44,121 AFTER I'VE DONE THIS MUCH PREP, 526 00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:45,756 BUT I'VE CHANGED MY MIND, I CAN'T DO THIS. 527 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:48,492 NO, IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 528 00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:50,728 AS MUCH AS I WANNA GET IT OVER WITH, 529 00:23:50,729 --> 00:23:53,097 IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. 530 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,799 NO, IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. IT'S TOTALLY COOL. 531 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,501 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 532 00:23:57,502 --> 00:23:59,703 YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK SO RELIEVED. 533 00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:01,739 NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, LYDIA, LOOK. 534 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:03,841 YOUR FIRST TIME SHOULD BE SPECIAL. 535 00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:07,278 YOU'LL REMEMBER IT FOREVER. 536 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,948 SO I GUESS WE BETTER GET BACK TO WORK THEN. 537 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,416 YEAH. 538 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:15,186 YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO MEMORIZE BY TOMORROW. 539 00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:18,589 REMEMBER... 540 00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:22,560 FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. 541 00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:27,164 THOSE AREN'T ALIEN GUN NOISES. 542 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:29,633 YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE-- 543 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,802 PEW! PEW! PEW! 544 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,170 WHATEVER. 545 00:24:33,171 --> 00:24:34,672 - OH. - OW. 546 00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:36,440 OF COURSE I SCRAPE THE ONE LEG 547 00:24:36,441 --> 00:24:37,675 THAT STILL HAS FEELING. 548 00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:39,143 - YOU'LL LIVE. - OW, OW, OW, OW, OW. 549 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,878 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. YOU READY TO GET MOVING? 550 00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:42,279 OW, OW. SEAN, STOP IT. 551 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,015 NO, I AM NOT WALKING. 552 00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:47,618 ALL RIGHT, THEN. I'LL JUST HAVE TO CARRY YOU. 553 00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:49,353 SEAN, NO-- SEAN, STOP IT! 554 00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:51,388 SEAN, I'M NOT KIDDING. 555 00:24:51,389 --> 00:24:52,423 OH, COME ON, CATHY, MAKE THIS 556 00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:53,657 A LITTLE EASIER FOR ME. - NO! 557 00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:54,792 I DON'T WANNA MAKE IT EASIER. PUT ME DOWN! 558 00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:56,827 CATHY-- CATHY, YOU'RE GONNA-- 559 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,562 GOD DAMN IT. 560 00:24:58,563 --> 00:25:00,164 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 561 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,833 MY PROBLEM IS THIS FORCED MARCH 562 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,969 YOU HAVE ME ON WITH TWO BAD LEGS. 563 00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:07,171 WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT WATCHING 564 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,807 SOME STUPID FALLING STARS 565 00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:11,308 THAT WE CAN SEE FROM ANYWHERE? 566 00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:13,010 BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN! 567 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:16,146 MAYBE WE'D SEE ANOTHER FALLING STAR. 568 00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:17,882 YOU WISHED ON ONE FOR A BIKE ONCE. 569 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:19,416 AND MOM GOT YOU THAT BLUE TEN-SPEED 570 00:25:19,417 --> 00:25:20,518 FOR CHRISTMAS, REMEMBER? 571 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:25,022 AND THEY NEVER GOT US ANYTHING GOOD. 572 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,824 - I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. - WHAT? 573 00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:28,425 THE LAST TIME YOU GREW OUT YOUR BEARD 574 00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:30,227 WAS FOR ULTIMATE FRISBEE IN COLLEGE. 575 00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:31,529 YOU SPENT TWO YEARS 576 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,898 LOOKING LIKE A FREAK BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT, IF YOU SHAVED, 577 00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:34,965 YOUR TEAM WOULD LOSE. 578 00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:38,302 AND WE DIDN'T, FOR TWO WHOLE YEARS. 579 00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:44,441 LOOK. 580 00:25:44,442 --> 00:25:49,280 YOU'RE CAUGHT UP IN SOME SUPERSTITIOUS O.C.D. THING, 581 00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:52,117 AND IT'S NOT GONNA WORK FOR ME. 582 00:25:54,152 --> 00:25:57,021 I'M DYING, SEAN. 583 00:25:57,022 --> 00:26:01,292 AND GROWING BEARDS AND WISHING ON SHOOTING STARS 584 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:03,694 IS NOT GONNA CHANGE THAT. 585 00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:06,397 Y-YOU DON'T KNOW. 586 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,199 YEAH, I DO. 587 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,770 JESUS. IT'S SO UNFAIR. 588 00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:18,576 I SPENT THE LAST 15 YEARS OF MY LIFE OUTSIDE, 589 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,411 BAKING IN THE SUN. 590 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,313 AND YOUR DERMATOLOGIST 591 00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:24,415 COULDN'T FIND ONE STUPID MOLE ON ME. 592 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,483 BUT THAT'S GOOD. 593 00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:29,620 NO, IT ISN'T. 594 00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:32,157 IT'S NOT GOOD, CATH. 595 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,927 WHY NOT ME? 596 00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:40,264 NO ONE WOULD MISS ME. 597 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:43,100 EXCEPT MAYBE YOU, AND YOU'D GET OVER IT. 598 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,337 MM-MM. 599 00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:01,952 I'D GIVE YOU MY BRAIN, IF I COULD. 600 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:03,253 I DON'T WANT YOUR BRAIN. 601 00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:06,291 YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING BITCH. 602 00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:23,440 YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED. 603 00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:24,775 I ALREADY AM. 604 00:27:24,776 --> 00:27:26,610 HEY, MARCY, BEEN AWHILE. 605 00:27:26,611 --> 00:27:28,012 HOW'S DOUG? 606 00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:30,714 WELL, HE PASSED TWO WEEKS AGO, FRANK. 607 00:27:30,715 --> 00:27:32,449 OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 608 00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:35,352 WHAT, UH-- WHAT HAPPENED? 609 00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:37,187 KIDNEY FAILURE. 610 00:27:37,188 --> 00:27:39,289 HE WAS ON DIALYSIS FOR 12 YEARS 611 00:27:39,290 --> 00:27:41,125 WAITING FOR A DONOR KIDNEY, BUT-- 612 00:27:41,126 --> 00:27:42,793 OH, MY GOD. 613 00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:45,329 - SEAN. - LOOK. 614 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:49,266 I WANTED TO KNOW IF I COULD RETURN THESE. 615 00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:51,168 THEY HAVEN'T BEEN OPENED YET. 616 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,270 SURE. 617 00:28:01,212 --> 00:28:04,048 OH, HEY. 618 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:05,549 YOU'RE HOME EARLY. 619 00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:08,552 YEAH, A LITTLE CHANGE OF PLAN. 620 00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:10,721 - HOW WAS DETROIT? - IT WAS FINE. 621 00:28:10,722 --> 00:28:12,723 I MEAN, MORNING DJs, THEY'RE JUST, LIKE, 622 00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:14,858 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE THESE FAKE PEOPLE 623 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:18,329 MADE OUT OF STEROIDS AND CAFFEINE, YOU KNOW? 624 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:21,632 YOU HAVE A CANE? 625 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:23,133 I GO AWAY FOR TWO DAYS, AND I COME BACK, 626 00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:24,668 AND YOU'RE WALKING WITH A CANE? 627 00:28:24,669 --> 00:28:27,071 WELL, THE SAD PART IS THAT YOU CANNOT 628 00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:29,039 GET A CANE WITH A BIRD CARVED IN IT IN THIS TOWN, 629 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,141 NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU'RE WILLING TO SPEND. 630 00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:32,543 NO. 631 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,713 THE SAD PART IS THAT I WASN'T HERE, 632 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,047 AND I SHOULD'VE BEEN. 633 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:38,348 PAUL, I-- 634 00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:40,417 NO, I WANT YOU TO GO ON WITH YOUR LIFE. 635 00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:42,553 WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA TRY AND SELL ME A NEW WIFE AGAIN? 636 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:43,620 OH, OH. 637 00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:44,755 FUNNY THAT YOU MENTION THAT. 638 00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:46,090 I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 639 00:28:46,091 --> 00:28:47,424 IT'S A WEBSITE 640 00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:49,626 WHERE-- WHERE PEOPLE WHO HAVE LOST 641 00:28:49,627 --> 00:28:51,929 THEIR SPOUSES TO CANCER CAN MEET OTHER PEOPLE 642 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:53,664 WHO HAVE LOST THEIR SPOUSES TO CANCER. 643 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:57,000 IT'S CALLED CHAPTER 2. 644 00:28:57,001 --> 00:29:01,038 SEE, THAT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE 645 00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:02,873 OF WHAT I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 646 00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:04,074 WAIT. NO, NO, NO. I JUST-- 647 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:05,609 I JUST--I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT IT WITH ME 648 00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:07,745 'CAUSE IT'S SO SWEET. 649 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,346 I MEAN, SOME OF THE STORIES ARE JUST FANTASTIC. 650 00:29:09,347 --> 00:29:10,481 ALL THE WAY HOME, 651 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:11,582 ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT 652 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:14,451 IS HOW FAR APART WE'VE GOTTEN, 653 00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:16,220 YOU KNOW? 654 00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:19,356 MAYBE A LOT OF IT'S MY FAULT, MAYBE ALL OF IT. 655 00:29:19,357 --> 00:29:22,092 BUT WITH THE TIME THAT WE HAVE LEFT, 656 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:27,464 I WANNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIND MY WAY BACK TO YOU. 657 00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:29,199 AND I JUST-- I DON'T APPRECIATE 658 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,868 YOU PUSHING ME AWAY LIKE THIS. 659 00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:32,369 I'M NOT. 660 00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:34,471 THIS IS HOW I WANT TO GET CLOSE TO YOU, 661 00:29:34,472 --> 00:29:36,874 BY TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUTURE AND ADAM'S FUTURE, 662 00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:38,308 WHICH I'M NOT GONNA BE IN MUCH LONGER. 663 00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:40,043 STOP IT. 664 00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:42,379 I MEAN, YOU-- 665 00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:43,814 FIRST THE CLOTHES AND NOW THIS? 666 00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:46,583 YOU'RE GIVING EVERYTHING AWAY, EVEN ME. 667 00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:49,953 YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT, HONEY. - WHY? 668 00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:53,991 I HAVE ALWAYS OVER-PREPARED FOR EVERY TRIP I'VE EVER TAKEN. 669 00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:56,059 I-- 670 00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:57,961 I WANT YOU TO HELP ME, 671 00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,963 TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 672 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:02,399 I-I NEED YOU TO HEAR ME SAY 673 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,703 THAT IT'S OKAY TO MOVE ON. 674 00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:30,561 GOOD LUCK. 675 00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:34,065 START NOW. 676 00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:42,607 OKAY, I'LL BITE. 677 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:48,512 WHY ARE YOU ON MY COMPUTER? 678 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,214 UH, I ENGAGE WITH TECHNOLOGY 679 00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:52,182 IN SERVICE OF A GREATER GOOD. 680 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:54,151 BUT APPARENTLY... 681 00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:56,687 I HAVE BEEN COCK-BLOCKED BY THE ESTABLISHMENT. 682 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,355 AS OF A COUPLE HOURS AGO, 683 00:30:58,356 --> 00:30:59,489 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GIVE SOMETHING AWAY 684 00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:02,392 ON, UH, CRAIGSLIST, WHERE YOU CAN GIVE AWAY 685 00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:03,727 YOUR FREE UNDERWEAR IF YOU WANT. 686 00:31:03,728 --> 00:31:05,562 BUT THEY JUST TOLD ME THAT I'VE BEEN SHUT DOWN. 687 00:31:05,563 --> 00:31:07,497 MY AD'S BEEN FLAGGED FOR REMOVAL, 688 00:31:07,498 --> 00:31:09,166 THE CENSORING BASTARDS. 689 00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:12,569 NO OFFENSE, BUT WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO GIVE AWAY? 690 00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:13,871 OH, MY SPARE KIDNEY. 691 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,206 I LISTED IT UNDER "FREE STUFF." 692 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,242 I HAD A TON OF TAKERS. - YOU'RE KIDDING HERE, RIGHT? 693 00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:19,543 NO. NO, NO, NO. 694 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,612 MY KIDNEYS AND I ARE QUITE SERIOUS. 695 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,881 I GOT THE IDEA FROM THAT WOMAN AT THE MEDICAL SUPPLY STORE 696 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,950 WHOSE HUSBAND JUST DIED WAITING FOR A TRANSPLANT. 697 00:31:26,951 --> 00:31:28,051 IT HIT ME, CATH. 698 00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:30,754 A GUY LIKE ME COULD'VE SAVED HIS LIFE, 699 00:31:30,755 --> 00:31:32,689 EASY. 700 00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:34,558 SO AFTER I DROPPED YOU OFF, 701 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,026 I SWUNG BY THE PUBLIC LIBRARY. 702 00:31:36,027 --> 00:31:37,327 I GOT ON THE ONE COMPUTER 703 00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:38,629 NOT BEING USED BY HOMELESS GUYS FOR PORN-- 704 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:41,265 KIDNEYS ARE MAJOR ORGANS, SEAN. 705 00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:42,900 I MEAN, WHAT IF YOU GIVE ONE AWAY, 706 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,768 AND THEN SOMETHING HAPPENS TO THE ONE YOU HAVE LEFT? 707 00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:46,403 WHAT IF ADAM NEEDS A KIDNEY? 708 00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:47,838 THEN YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HELP. 709 00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:48,939 OH, BY THAT TIME, THEY'LL BE ABLE 710 00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:50,407 TO GROW 'EM IN PETRI DISHES. 711 00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:51,875 NO, I JUST THINK IN A WORLD OF SHALLOW 712 00:31:51,876 --> 00:31:53,877 AND MEANINGLESS GESTURES, 713 00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:57,948 THIS WAS MY CHANCE TO TRULY HELP SOMEONE, RIGHT NOW. 714 00:31:57,949 --> 00:31:59,883 I ADMIRE THE IMPULSE. 715 00:31:59,884 --> 00:32:02,452 BUT THERE ARE WAYS TO HELP A STRANGER 716 00:32:02,453 --> 00:32:04,187 THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SURGERY. 717 00:32:04,188 --> 00:32:05,856 YOU'VE BEEN GIVING STUFF AWAY LATELY. 718 00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:08,058 HAVE I BEEN CRITICAL OF YOU? - APPLES AND ORANGES, SEAN. 719 00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:09,760 TO YOU, MAYBE. 720 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:13,764 MY KIDNEYS AND I, HOWEVER, SHALL PERSEVERE. 721 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:17,301 I JUST THINK IN A WORLD THAT CAN CONNECT PEOPLE 722 00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:21,204 WITH EVERYTHING FROM HUBCAPS TO HAND JOBS, 723 00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:24,442 I GOTTA BE ABLE TO FIND SOMEONE IN RENAL FAILURE. 724 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:32,916 OH, I LOVE THE PINSTRIPE. 725 00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:35,252 I ALSO LOVE THE HARDWARE. 726 00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:37,587 IT'S VERY BUTCH, 727 00:32:37,588 --> 00:32:39,757 AND I LOVE IT. GOOD WORK. 728 00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:50,034 UM, SEE ME AFTER CLASS. 729 00:33:00,945 --> 00:33:04,181 I'M MAKING SOME TEA. DO YOU WANT SOME? 730 00:33:04,182 --> 00:33:06,683 HEY, COME HERE. I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 731 00:33:06,684 --> 00:33:08,318 OKAY, BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE 732 00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:10,287 TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND AND NOT GET ANGRY. 733 00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:12,890 ALWAYS OPEN, NEVER ANGRY. 734 00:33:16,194 --> 00:33:17,661 I DID A PROFILE OF YOU ON THAT WEBSITE. 735 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,796 NOW YOU NEVER HAVE TO USE IT, OF COURSE. 736 00:33:19,797 --> 00:33:21,798 I JUST--YOU KNOW, I'M JUST HAVING FUN. 737 00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:23,633 DIDN'T WE ALREADY HAVE THIS CONVERSATION? 738 00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:27,337 LOOK, I'M USING AN ALIAS. 739 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:31,009 AND F.Y.I., YOU'RE SOUNDING LIKE QUITE A CATCH. 740 00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:36,446 - NICE PICTURE. - YEAH. 741 00:33:36,447 --> 00:33:39,683 I TOOK IT AFTER ONE OF ADAM'S SOCCER GAMES. 742 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:44,121 ALL JOKING ASIDE, I'M NOT DOING THIS. 743 00:33:44,122 --> 00:33:45,856 SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP DOING IT TOO. 744 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,891 YOU'RE A MAN WHO NEEDS TO BE MARRIED. 745 00:33:47,892 --> 00:33:49,059 TRUST ME ON THIS, I KNOW YOU. 746 00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,895 - I'M GONNA BE A LONE WOLF. - OKAY. 747 00:33:51,896 --> 00:33:54,831 YOU DO BETTER WHEN YOU HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE. 748 00:33:54,832 --> 00:33:56,633 WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE 749 00:33:56,634 --> 00:33:58,402 AND I PICTURE YOU ALONE, 750 00:33:58,403 --> 00:34:00,871 IT'S...SAD 751 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:04,007 AND LONELY AND FILLED WITH FAST FOOD 752 00:34:04,008 --> 00:34:05,175 AND NO REASON TO USE DEODORANT. 753 00:34:05,176 --> 00:34:08,011 AND WHEN I PICTURE YOU WITH SOMEONE, 754 00:34:08,012 --> 00:34:12,349 NOW I SEE LAUGHTER AND HAND-HOLDING 755 00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:13,984 AND A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE. 756 00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:15,652 AND BESIDES, ADAM'S GONNA NEED 757 00:34:15,653 --> 00:34:17,154 A POSITIVE FEMALE INFLUENCE. 758 00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:19,056 AND HE WILL HAVE THAT, 759 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,391 THE WAY THAT GOD AND NATURE INTENDED HIM TO, 760 00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:24,728 WITH AN OLDER GIRLFRIEND. 761 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,830 OKAY, THIS IS WHAT I WROTE. 762 00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:29,366 "I'M TALL, 763 00:34:29,367 --> 00:34:31,168 "OVER 6 FEET. 764 00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:33,103 "I LIKE PLAYING RUGBY 765 00:34:33,104 --> 00:34:37,007 "AND ENJOY SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH MY TEENAGE SON. 766 00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:38,408 I HAVE A CREATIVE SOUL." 767 00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:39,943 - OH, THAT'S NICE. - MM-HMM. 768 00:34:39,944 --> 00:34:42,512 "AND I LOVE GREAT CONVERSATION 769 00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:44,281 AND GOOD DINNERS AT HOME." 770 00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:45,849 I LIKE EATING OUT. 771 00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:49,953 YOU LIKE EATING, YOU HATE EATING OUT. 772 00:34:49,954 --> 00:34:51,922 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT I DON'T LIKE TO SWIM? 773 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,558 I LOVE TO SWIM. - NO, YOU--YOU DESPISE IT. 774 00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:57,595 IT IRRITATES YOUR ECZEMA. 775 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,564 FAVORITE MOVIE? 776 00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:03,867 ♪ STAR WARS ♪ 777 00:35:03,868 --> 00:35:07,971 THE BIG LEBOWSKI. 778 00:35:07,972 --> 00:35:10,807 SHIT. 779 00:35:10,808 --> 00:35:12,275 YOU'RE RIGHT. 780 00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:14,878 YOU SEE? 781 00:35:14,879 --> 00:35:18,982 THIS IS WHY WE HAVE TO DO THIS TOGETHER. 782 00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:22,219 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU-- 783 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:26,324 BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOU. 784 00:35:27,825 --> 00:35:30,495 YOU DO. 785 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,114 WOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN SOMEONE LOOK SO SCARED 786 00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:54,317 SINCE VERA WANG THOUGHT SHE GAINED 2 POUNDS. 787 00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:56,820 RELAX, OKAY? 788 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:58,788 I ASKED YOU TO STAY 789 00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:02,592 BECAUSE I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THAT. 790 00:36:02,593 --> 00:36:04,327 THAT'S A KILLER COFFIN. 791 00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:05,996 THAT'S THE POINT. 792 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,598 I MEAN, DEATH DOESN'T HAVE TO BE DOWDY. 793 00:36:08,599 --> 00:36:09,866 LOOK AT THE EGYPTIANS, 794 00:36:09,867 --> 00:36:11,334 THEY KNEW HOW TO MAKE IT SHINE. 795 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,570 I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR FRIEND. 796 00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:15,138 BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA BE AN ARTIST, 797 00:36:15,139 --> 00:36:17,140 YOU HAVE TO LEARN 798 00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:19,743 TO TAP INTO WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE. 799 00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:21,511 I HAVE DONE SOME OF MY BEST COLLECTIONS 800 00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:23,880 AFTER BEING DUMPED BY SOME VERY HOT BOYFRIENDS. 801 00:36:23,881 --> 00:36:25,148 TRUST ME. 802 00:36:25,149 --> 00:36:26,750 THIS IS NOT THE TIME 803 00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,852 TO GIVE UP ON YOUR VISION. 804 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:31,021 IT'S THE TIME TO FIND IT, 805 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:32,355 WORK IT. 806 00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:34,524 BUT IT'S BLEAK, MR. MIZRAHI. 807 00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:37,394 ISAAC. HERE, TAKE THIS HOME, OKAY? 808 00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:39,162 AND JUST STUDY 809 00:36:39,163 --> 00:36:41,431 AND LOOK AT HOW THE EGYPTIANS 810 00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:43,934 MET TRAGEDY WITH STYLE 811 00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:46,236 AND A TON OF GOLD LEAF. 812 00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:48,438 AND YOU DO SOME SKETCHES THAT ARE GONNA KNOCK 813 00:36:48,439 --> 00:36:51,841 MY LIMITED EDITION SOCKS OFF. 814 00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:55,346 OKAY? - THANK YOU. 815 00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:02,886 WOW. THAT WAS AMAZING. 816 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,188 I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE 817 00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:07,057 FALLING ASLEEP LIKE I USUALLY DO. 818 00:37:08,492 --> 00:37:11,127 MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE IT'S THE AFTERNOON. 819 00:37:11,128 --> 00:37:14,932 AFTERNOON DELIGHT. 820 00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:17,267 AFTERNOON NOOKIE. 821 00:37:17,268 --> 00:37:18,768 OH, MY GOD! 822 00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:21,271 YOU ARE SUCH A STUD. 823 00:37:21,272 --> 00:37:23,740 LOOK AT ALL THESE MESSAGES FROM WIDOW DATES. 824 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:24,941 OOH, OOH, OOH. 825 00:37:24,942 --> 00:37:26,810 THERE'S A WOMAN NAMED BRENDA 826 00:37:26,811 --> 00:37:31,081 WHO WANTS TO HAVE COFFEE WITH YOU. 827 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,082 TWO KIDS. 828 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,317 SHE OWNS HER OWN TRAVEL AGENCY. 829 00:37:34,318 --> 00:37:35,919 SHE'S CUTE. 830 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,188 WELL, I THINK YOU SHOULD MEET HER. 831 00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:40,323 NO. 832 00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:42,092 YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH ME 833 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,261 AND THEN SET ME UP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. 834 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:45,996 IT'S TWISTED. 835 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,465 WHAT KIND OF WIFE WOULD DO THAT? - A VERY GOOD ONE. 836 00:37:48,466 --> 00:37:51,768 LOOK, MAYBE US WORKING ON MY ONLINE PROFILE TOGETHER 837 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:54,738 WAS A WEIRD SORT OF A-- A TURN-ON. 838 00:37:54,739 --> 00:37:56,339 BUT THAT'S AS FAR AS IT'S GONNA GO. 839 00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:57,574 OKAY, HONEY? - NO, SH-- 840 00:37:57,575 --> 00:37:58,875 SHE'S PERFECT FOR YOU. 841 00:37:58,876 --> 00:38:00,110 SHE DOES YOGA. 842 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,611 SHE HAS A HOME IN STILLWATER. 843 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:03,046 I MEAN, I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH HER. 844 00:38:03,047 --> 00:38:04,714 BUT DON'T YOU REALIZE HOW-- 845 00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:06,416 HOW WRONG THIS IS? 846 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:08,251 YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. 847 00:38:08,252 --> 00:38:10,854 I SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS WEBSITE. 848 00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:12,756 WELL, YOU CAN TELL HER I'M STILL AROUND 849 00:38:12,757 --> 00:38:14,024 IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER. 850 00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:16,960 NONE OF THIS MAKES ME FEEL ANY BETTER. 851 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:19,162 BABY STEPS, PAUL. 852 00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:22,166 BABY STEPS. 853 00:38:24,402 --> 00:38:26,870 NO, REALLY, I HAVE HEARD IT ALL, 854 00:38:26,871 --> 00:38:29,939 AND YOU WIN THE MOST GENEROUS 855 00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:32,242 FUCKING WIFE OF THE YEAR AWARD. 856 00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:34,311 CONGRATULATIONS. 857 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,146 NO, BUT THIS IS THE MAN WHO I KNOW 858 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,815 BETTER THAN ANY OTHER PERSON IN THE WORLD, 859 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:41,217 WHO I'VE KNOWN LONGER THAN ANY OTHER PERSON... 860 00:38:41,218 --> 00:38:43,586 - MM-HMM. - EXCEPT FOR SEAN AND MY DAD, 861 00:38:43,587 --> 00:38:45,955 BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT. 862 00:38:45,956 --> 00:38:50,160 AND THERE IS THIS-- 863 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:51,795 IT'S A DEEP LOVE. 864 00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:53,330 IT'S NOT ALWAYS PASSIONATE. 865 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,898 IT'S NOT ALWAYS A WALK AT THE BEACH. 866 00:38:54,899 --> 00:38:59,135 BUT WE CHOSE EACH OTHER, AND WE STAYED TOGETHER. 867 00:38:59,136 --> 00:39:01,071 AND NOW THAT I'M LOOKING AT THE FINISH LINE OF MY OWN LIFE, 868 00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:03,173 I WANNA BE HIS PARTNER RIGHT TO THE END. 869 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,308 AND THAT MEANS FINDING HIS NEXT PARTNER. 870 00:39:05,309 --> 00:39:06,810 AND KNOWING PAUL AS I DO, 871 00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:10,013 I THINK I'M THE BEST PERSON FOR THE JOB. 872 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:12,816 AND REALLY, IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU, 873 00:39:12,817 --> 00:39:15,318 THIS LIFE THAT HE'S GONNA HAVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE? 874 00:39:15,319 --> 00:39:17,987 I MEAN, THAT WOULD DRIVE A LOT OF WOMEN CRAZY, 875 00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:19,789 INCLUDING ME. 876 00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:24,127 OH, I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT. 877 00:39:24,128 --> 00:39:26,296 WILL MY OTHER LEG GO NUMB? 878 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:28,898 WHAT ABOUT MY ARMS? WILL I GO BLIND? 879 00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:32,470 THAT STUFF SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 880 00:40:13,778 --> 00:40:15,812 ARE YOU DISORGANIZING MY KITCHEN? 881 00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:18,681 NO. I'M MAKING IT CANE-FRIENDLY. 882 00:40:18,682 --> 00:40:21,584 I'M MOVING ALL YOUR FAVORITE COFFEE CUPS NEXT TO THE MACHINE, 883 00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:24,287 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHUFFLE BACK AND FORTH. 884 00:40:24,288 --> 00:40:25,655 I'M DOING THE POTS AND PANS NEXT. 885 00:40:25,656 --> 00:40:26,990 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 886 00:40:26,991 --> 00:40:28,291 BECAUSE YOU HAVE 887 00:40:28,292 --> 00:40:31,462 A DATE. 888 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,898 EXCUSE ME? 889 00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:36,433 REMEMBER BRENDA FROM CHAPTER 2 890 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:37,667 WHO WANTED TO HAVE COFFEE? 891 00:40:37,668 --> 00:40:39,402 I TOLD HER YES. 892 00:40:39,403 --> 00:40:40,637 YOU'RE MEETING HER AT THE PASTRY PLACE 893 00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:42,038 ON LYNDALE IN HALF AN HOUR. 894 00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:43,973 - I'M NOT GOING. - YES, YOU ARE. 895 00:40:43,974 --> 00:40:45,542 HONEY, OPEN UP YOUR COMPUTER, 896 00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:49,078 AND YOU TELL BRENDA THAT I'M NOT GONNA MEET HER NOW OR EVER. 897 00:40:49,079 --> 00:40:50,547 SHE'S ALREADY HIRED A SITTER. 898 00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:52,615 I'M TRYING TO ENJOY MY RELATIONSHIP 899 00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:54,217 WITH MY VERY ALIVE WIFE, 900 00:40:54,218 --> 00:40:58,655 WHO'S JUST CROSSED SUCH A STRANGE LINE. 901 00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:01,558 I DON'T HAVE HER PHONE NUMBER, PAUL. 902 00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:04,795 IF YOU DON'T GO NOW, YOU'RE STANDING UP A WIDOW. 903 00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:10,300 LYDIA, B-PLUS! 904 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,202 DUDE, I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! 905 00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:13,937 YEAH, SUCK IT, CHEMISTRY! 906 00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:47,103 NICE TO MEET THE MAN BEHIND THE PROFILE. 907 00:41:47,104 --> 00:41:49,138 I'M SO SORRY THAT I'M LATE. 908 00:41:49,139 --> 00:41:52,008 OH, PLEASE, I'M USUALLY THE ONE THAT'S LATE. 909 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:54,344 THERE, NOW YOU KNOW, RUNS LATE. 910 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,112 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, I'VE ORDERED SOME DESSERT. 911 00:41:56,113 --> 00:41:58,114 I'M STARVING, AND I LOVE SUGAR. 912 00:41:58,115 --> 00:42:01,184 THERE, NOW YOU SEE MORE OF MY FOIBLES. 913 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:02,719 I GOT TWO FORKS THAT YOU WOULD BE COMPLICIT-- 914 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,855 BRENDA, YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY NICE WOMAN. 915 00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:08,525 AND I DON'T WANNA WASTE YOUR TIME, 916 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:11,661 SO I'M JUST GONNA DIVE RIGHT IN HERE. 917 00:42:11,662 --> 00:42:13,530 I NEED TO APOLOGIZE. 918 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,666 NOT USUALLY HOW THESE THINGS BEGIN. 919 00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:21,638 THIS WHOLE THING WAS MY WIFE'S IDEA-- 920 00:42:21,639 --> 00:42:23,706 MY ALIVE WIFE. 921 00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:25,775 YOU'RE MARRIED? 922 00:42:25,776 --> 00:42:27,443 YEAH. 923 00:42:27,444 --> 00:42:30,213 OF COURSE YOU ARE. 924 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,748 YES, OF COURSE. 925 00:42:31,749 --> 00:42:32,949 OF COURSE. - YOU KNOW, 926 00:42:32,950 --> 00:42:34,017 SHE FOUND THE WEBSITE. 927 00:42:34,018 --> 00:42:35,919 AND SHE FILLED OUT THE PROFILE. 928 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:39,255 AND, UM, YOU KNOW, 929 00:42:39,256 --> 00:42:42,692 SHE HAS CANCER, YOU KNOW? 930 00:42:42,693 --> 00:42:47,530 GOING TO DIE OF CANCER. 931 00:42:47,531 --> 00:42:52,535 AND I THINK SHE JUST-- 932 00:42:52,536 --> 00:42:57,041 SHE JUST WANTS TO KNOW THAT I'M GONNA BE OKAY. 933 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:03,079 I'M SO SORRY. I'M VERY EMBARRASSED. 934 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,983 AND EVEN IF SHE WEREN'T STILL HERE, 935 00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:09,552 I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD DO THIS. 936 00:43:09,553 --> 00:43:12,589 I'VE BEEN A WIDOW FOR TEN YEARS. 937 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,857 IT WAS FIVE BEFORE I COULD EVEN THINK 938 00:43:14,858 --> 00:43:16,225 ABOUT GOING ON A DATE. 939 00:43:16,226 --> 00:43:17,961 YEAH, WELL-- 940 00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:21,464 I'M SORRY THAT THIS IS HAPPENING TO YOU. 941 00:43:21,465 --> 00:43:23,800 YEAH. 942 00:43:23,801 --> 00:43:25,068 SHE LIKES YOU VERY MUCH. 943 00:43:25,069 --> 00:43:27,770 LOVES YOUR PROFILE, WISHES YOU COULD BE FRIENDS. 944 00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:29,472 HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT? 945 00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:30,473 ONE CHEESECAKE, 946 00:43:30,474 --> 00:43:33,777 TWO FORKS? 947 00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:38,449 STAY AND HAVE SOME CAKE. OKAY? 948 00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,536 - HEY. - TABLE FOR ONE? 949 00:44:00,537 --> 00:44:01,871 NO, THANK YOU. I JUST-- 950 00:44:01,872 --> 00:44:03,773 I HAVE TO GIVE SOMEONE THEIR WALLET. 951 00:44:03,774 --> 00:44:06,209 I'M NOT SURE IF THEY'RE STILL HERE. 952 00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:07,543 YEAH, YEAH. 953 00:44:07,544 --> 00:44:09,545 YOU KNOW, THAT PLACE IS FUN. 954 00:44:09,546 --> 00:44:11,247 YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 955 00:44:11,248 --> 00:44:12,315 NO, I'VE BEEN THERE. I'VE BEEN THERE. 956 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,217 I'M VERY GLAD TO MEET YOU. 957 00:44:14,218 --> 00:44:16,519 THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU, UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES. 958 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,820 WOULD YOU DO IT? 959 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:20,790 IT'S THAT MAN IN THE TAN JACKET. 960 00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:23,727 - NO PROBLEM. - THANK YOU. 961 00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:39,276 MM. MM-HMM. 962 00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:42,712 SO YOUR LABS ARE VERY GOOD. 963 00:44:42,713 --> 00:44:44,514 OH, THANK YOU. 964 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,416 WELL, OTHER THAN A TOOTHACHE, LIKE, A YEAR AGO, 965 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:48,084 WHICH I INDICATED IN MY HEALTH HISTORY, 966 00:44:48,085 --> 00:44:50,186 I AM FIT AS A FIDDLE. 967 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:52,555 BLOOD TYPE "O," WHICH IS UNIVERSAL FOR KIDNEY DONATION. 968 00:44:52,556 --> 00:44:53,556 THAT'S JUST PRELIMINARY, 969 00:44:53,557 --> 00:44:54,757 OF COURSE. - YEAH. 970 00:44:54,758 --> 00:44:56,159 AND THEN WE'D ALSO NEED A TISSUE MATCH, 971 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,560 WHICH WOULD INVOLVE MORE TESTS. 972 00:44:57,561 --> 00:44:59,429 I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED, DOCTOR. 973 00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:01,431 I SEE YOU ALSO HAVE HAD 974 00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:03,032 SOME MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES IN THE PAST. 975 00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:04,834 NOT GONNA LIE, HAD MY MOMENTS. 976 00:45:04,835 --> 00:45:06,235 BUT I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN 977 00:45:06,236 --> 00:45:08,604 ON A PRETTY EVEN KEEL FOR A WHILE NOW, 978 00:45:08,605 --> 00:45:10,840 AND I'M REALLY READY TO GIVE BACK TO MY COMMUNITY. 979 00:45:10,841 --> 00:45:12,175 YOU SEE, THAT'S THE THING. 980 00:45:12,176 --> 00:45:14,010 LIVING DONATION, WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, 981 00:45:14,011 --> 00:45:15,411 ISN'T THAT COMMON. 982 00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:17,346 AND GIVEN YOUR MENTAL HISTORY, 983 00:45:17,347 --> 00:45:19,849 WE NEED TO BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN THAT YOU ARE OF SOUND MIND 984 00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:22,618 AND THAT YOU ARE VERY CLEAR ABOUT WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS. 985 00:45:22,619 --> 00:45:24,654 DOC. 986 00:45:24,655 --> 00:45:26,055 I MAY HAVE HAD A FEW BOUTS 987 00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:28,758 OF LESS-THAN-OPTIMAL MENTAL HEALTH... 988 00:45:28,759 --> 00:45:34,464 BUT MY KIDNEYS ARE COMPLETELY SANE. 989 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,533 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU'D BE 990 00:45:37,534 --> 00:45:40,269 A LITTLE BIT MORE ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT MY GESTURE. 991 00:45:40,270 --> 00:45:42,638 THIS SEEMS TO BE AN IMPULSIVE DECISION. 992 00:45:42,639 --> 00:45:45,174 AND GIVEN YOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE, 993 00:45:45,175 --> 00:45:47,710 THAT IS A SIGNIFICANT CONCERN. 994 00:45:47,711 --> 00:45:51,147 WAIT, WAIT. ARE YOU REJECTING MY KIDNEY? 995 00:45:51,148 --> 00:45:54,751 I'M SAYING YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT. 996 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:56,719 LOOK, LOOK, DOCTOR. 997 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,855 I KNOW THAT YOU'RE THE PROFESSIONAL HERE, 998 00:45:58,856 --> 00:46:00,590 BUT LET ME JUST EXPLAIN SOMETHING 999 00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:02,191 THAT MIGHT NOT BE IN THE FILE, 1000 00:46:02,192 --> 00:46:04,594 THAT YOU'RE OTHERWISE PRETTY IMPRESSED WITH. 1001 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:07,430 I HAVE TAKEN SOME TIME, BEFORE I EVEN GOT HERE. 1002 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:09,132 I-I DON'T HAVE A JOB. 1003 00:46:09,133 --> 00:46:10,733 I'M NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP. 1004 00:46:10,734 --> 00:46:12,735 NO KIDS THAT I KNOW OF. 1005 00:46:12,736 --> 00:46:15,271 I JUST--I SIT AROUND A HOUSE I GOT FOR FREE, 1006 00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:18,407 AND I FLIP THROUGH A DEAD LADY'S JUNK MAIL. 1007 00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:20,276 MAYBE I DO A LITTLE COMPOSTING. 1008 00:46:20,277 --> 00:46:22,411 SO I'VHAD TIME TO THINK ABOUT THIS 1009 00:46:22,412 --> 00:46:24,947 AND THE RISKS AND WHY I STILL WANNA DO IT. 1010 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:27,350 AND WHAT I DIDN'T SAY TO YOU RIGHT OFF THE BAT 1011 00:46:27,351 --> 00:46:31,789 IS THAT I-I'M JUST A GUY... 1012 00:46:33,757 --> 00:46:35,558 WITH A SISTER, 1013 00:46:35,559 --> 00:46:39,462 A BEAUTIFUL, GENEROUS, 1014 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:43,599 OCCASIONALLY IRRITATING SISTER 1015 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,402 WHO'S DYING. 1016 00:46:46,403 --> 00:46:50,540 AND ALL I'VE EVER WANTED TO DO IS SAVE HER LIFE. 1017 00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:54,343 BUT, UM... 1018 00:46:54,344 --> 00:46:58,214 I CAN'T. 1019 00:46:58,215 --> 00:47:02,585 THAT'S NOT HOW OUR STORY'S GONNA END. 1020 00:47:02,586 --> 00:47:05,121 BUT I HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT THERE IS 1021 00:47:05,122 --> 00:47:08,291 SOMEBODY ELSE OUT THERE WHO I CAN HELP. 1022 00:47:08,292 --> 00:47:11,561 AND MAYBE THEY HAVE A BROTHER 1023 00:47:11,562 --> 00:47:13,329 WHO WILL GET TO BE WITH THEM 1024 00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:17,201 FOR A WHOLE, LONG LIFETIME BECAUSE OF ME. 1025 00:47:25,976 --> 00:47:29,245 HEY. HI. 1026 00:47:29,246 --> 00:47:30,613 REMEMBER ME? 1027 00:47:30,614 --> 00:47:33,583 I-I BROUGHT MY WEDDING DRESS IN HERE 1028 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:35,651 THE OTHER DAY, AND NOW I REALLY WISH I HADN'T. 1029 00:47:35,652 --> 00:47:38,988 I JUST--I WANNA HANG ONTO IT FOR A LITTLE BIT LONGER. 1030 00:47:38,989 --> 00:47:40,523 I'LL BUY IT BACK IF I HAVE TO. 1031 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:43,025 CHECK THE RACK BACK THERE WITH THE FORMALS. 1032 00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:46,063 AH, THANK YOU. 1033 00:47:54,571 --> 00:47:55,538 I CAN HELP YOU WITH THIS TOO. 1034 00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:57,039 OKAY. 1035 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,509 LAY THIS OUT. 1036 00:48:02,646 --> 00:48:05,816 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - OH, YOU LOOK SO GREAT. 1037 00:48:07,851 --> 00:48:10,120 THAT'S PERFECT. 1038 00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:24,434 I'LL DEFINITELY REMEMBER THAT. 1039 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:41,484 OH, HEY. SORRY ABOUT ALL THE GLITTER ON THE FLOOR. 1040 00:48:41,485 --> 00:48:42,752 I'LL VACUUM IT UP. 1041 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,654 NO, LEAVE IT. I LIKE IT. 1042 00:48:44,655 --> 00:48:48,190 OH, ANDREA, THAT IS STUNNING. 1043 00:48:48,191 --> 00:48:49,992 GIRLFRIEND GOT HER SPARKLE BACK. 1044 00:48:49,993 --> 00:48:51,894 I FOUND SOME INSPIRATION IN KING TUT 1045 00:48:51,895 --> 00:48:54,030 AND A BUNCH OF OTHER, LIKE, RICH EGYPTIANS. 1046 00:48:54,031 --> 00:48:56,399 HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE PHARAOHS 1047 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,334 WANTED TO BE BURIED WITH ALL THEIR STUFF? 1048 00:48:58,335 --> 00:49:00,469 THEY THOUGHT THAT THEY COULD TAKE EVERYTHING WITH THEM 1049 00:49:00,470 --> 00:49:02,004 TO THE AFTERLIFE, LIKE EVERYTHING. 1050 00:49:02,005 --> 00:49:06,242 LIKE, JEWELS AND SPICES AND HONEY, GOLD, AND... 1051 00:49:06,243 --> 00:49:07,610 THEIR CATS. 1052 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:09,679 I'M NOT SURE THAT THAT MADE A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE, 1053 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,881 BUT DAMN, THESE DUDES KNEW HOW TO ROCK A TOMB. 1054 00:49:11,882 --> 00:49:13,049 COULD YOU MAKE THIS? 1055 00:49:13,050 --> 00:49:17,453 - FOR CLASS? - FOR ME. 1056 00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:21,357 I WANNA BE BURIED IN IT. 1057 00:49:21,358 --> 00:49:23,459 DON'T BE GRIM. 1058 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:25,194 SAY YES. 1059 00:49:25,195 --> 00:49:27,029 NO, I-I WANT A NEW DRESS. 1060 00:49:27,030 --> 00:49:28,564 AND I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW 1061 00:49:28,565 --> 00:49:31,168 THAT I'M WEARING THIS TO MY FUNERAL. 1062 00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,309 YEAH. I'LL DO IT UP RIGHT, MRS. J. 1063 00:49:40,310 --> 00:49:42,378 GOOD. 1064 00:49:42,379 --> 00:49:43,946 'CAUSE I THINK I SHOULD ROCK MY CASKET 1065 00:49:43,947 --> 00:49:46,882 LIKE A PHARAOH, DON'T YOU? 1066 00:49:46,883 --> 00:49:49,085 I DO. 1067 00:49:49,086 --> 00:49:52,455 YEAH. OKAY. 1068 00:50:14,878 --> 00:50:17,680 ♪ A PILLOW LAYS ON COLD CEMENT ♪ 1069 00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:19,882 ♪ A BLANKET BY A BROKEN VENT ♪ 1070 00:50:19,883 --> 00:50:24,587 ♪ SHE'S THERE AWHILE AND THEN SHE'S GONE ♪ 1071 00:50:24,588 --> 00:50:27,256 ♪ I'M AWAY FOR WEEKS, ARRIVE AT NIGHT ♪ 1072 00:50:27,257 --> 00:50:30,226 ♪ SHE HEARS MY STEPS, TURNS OFF A LIGHT ♪ 1073 00:50:30,227 --> 00:50:34,296 ♪ AND RUNS ♪ 1074 00:50:34,297 --> 00:50:37,833 ♪ NO MIND AT ALL, MORE SPACE THAN I NEED ♪ 1075 00:50:37,834 --> 00:50:39,368 ♪ IT'S JUST ME AMONG THE WEEDS ♪ 1076 00:50:39,369 --> 00:50:43,906 ♪ AMONG THE GHOSTS AMONG THE LEAVES ♪ 1077 00:50:43,907 --> 00:50:47,176 ♪ WE'VE NEVER MET BUT SHE'S A GIRL ♪ 1078 00:50:47,177 --> 00:50:48,511 ♪ ROMANCE PAPER BOOKS ♪ 1079 00:50:48,512 --> 00:50:53,616 ♪ THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN LONG BLONDE CURLS ♪ 1080 00:50:53,617 --> 00:50:56,252 ♪ ON AFTERNOONS I WALK THE GRAVES ♪ 1081 00:50:56,253 --> 00:50:59,255 ♪ THE RUSTED CARS THE MINE SHAFT CAVES ♪ 1082 00:50:59,256 --> 00:51:01,657 ♪ SEE A GIRL SADLY UNKEMPT ♪ 1083 00:51:01,658 --> 00:51:03,659 ♪ A CHILD OF NEGLECT ♪ 1084 00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:06,128 ♪ UNDER MOONS I PASS THE TOMBS ♪ 1085 00:51:06,129 --> 00:51:08,697 ♪ CROSS THE HIGHWAYS, SMELL THE FUMES ♪ 1086 00:51:08,698 --> 00:51:11,133 ♪ SEE A GIRL FRIGHTENINGLY GAUNT ♪ 1087 00:51:11,134 --> 00:51:12,902 ♪ SOMEBODY DIDN'T WANT ♪ 1088 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:18,707 ♪ HOW DO I TELL HER I DON'T CARE ♪ 1089 00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:22,711 ♪ IF SHE SLEEPS DOWNSTAIRS? ♪ 1090 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:46,802 MRS. J, I'LL BE HOME EARLY. 1091 00:51:46,803 --> 00:51:48,437 SO CALL ME IF YOU WANT ME 1092 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:50,206 TO PICK SOMETHING UP OR WHATEVER. 1093 00:51:50,207 --> 00:51:51,507 UH, NO BREAKFAST FOR ME, MOM. 1094 00:51:51,508 --> 00:51:52,641 I GOTTA GO MEET LYDIA EARLY. 1095 00:51:52,642 --> 00:51:53,776 THANK YOU FOR HIRING HER, BY THE WAY. 1096 00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:57,214 SHE'S A-- SHE'S A KICKASS TUTOR. 1097 00:51:58,815 --> 00:51:59,782 SEE YA, LOVE YOU. 1098 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:02,319 SUPERSTAR! 1099 00:52:06,590 --> 00:52:09,593 NICE NIGHT. 1100 00:52:11,461 --> 00:52:14,530 NO MORE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH. 1101 00:52:14,531 --> 00:52:17,167 ♪ AWESOME ♪ 1102 00:52:18,768 --> 00:52:22,005 EGGS ARE BURNING, SWEETIE. 1103 00:52:25,442 --> 00:52:27,677 THERE WE GO. 1104 00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:37,086 WHO ARE YOU? 1105 00:52:37,087 --> 00:52:39,755 ♪ ON AFTERNOONS I WALK THE GRAVES ♪ 1106 00:52:39,756 --> 00:52:42,658 ♪ THE RUSTED CARS THE MINE SHAFT CAVES ♪ 1107 00:52:42,659 --> 00:52:45,494 ♪ SEE A GIRL SADLY UNKEMPT ♪ 1108 00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:47,429 ♪ A CHILD OF NEGLECT ♪ 1109 00:52:47,430 --> 00:52:49,598 ♪ UNDER MOONS I PASS THE TOMBS ♪ 1110 00:52:49,599 --> 00:52:52,201 ♪ CROSS THE HIGHWAYS, SMELL THE FUMES ♪ 1111 00:52:52,202 --> 00:52:54,737 ♪ SEE A GIRL FRIGHTENINGLY GAUNT ♪ 1112 00:52:54,738 --> 00:52:56,705 ♪ SOMEBODY DIDN'T WANT ♪ 1113 00:52:56,706 --> 00:53:02,211 ♪ HOW DO I TELL HER I DON'T CARE ♪ 1114 00:53:02,212 --> 00:53:06,650 ♪ IF SHE SLEEPS DOWNSTAIRS? ♪ 78107

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