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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,408 PREVIOLY ON THE BIG C... 2 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:10,776 I RUN MARATHONS. 3 00:00:10,777 --> 00:00:13,278 STARTED 12 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS FIRST DIAGNOSED. 4 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:14,546 THESE ARE FOR UNCLE SEAN. 5 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:16,949 I HOPE HE IS OKAY AND WARM. 6 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:20,953 RANDOM DRUG TESTING, COURTESY OF THE MAN. 7 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:23,856 YOUR MOM TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR CRABS, 8 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,492 AND I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 9 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:27,826 WHY DID YOU CALL ME? 10 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:30,863 I WANTED TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO MY SOUL MATE. 11 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,799 IT IS NOT YOUR JOB TO WATCH THIS MAN DIE. 12 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,167 YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'RE JUST WILLING TO FUCK THIS 13 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:36,869 ENTIRE TRIP TO ITALY FOR LEE? 14 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,606 WE'RE YOUR GODDAMN FAMILY. 15 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:53,619 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 16 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:58,625 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 17 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,361 ♪ STEP OUT ♪ 18 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:07,100 ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 19 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:12,838 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪ 20 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:17,676 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪ 21 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:23,015 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAY ♪ 22 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:28,188 ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪ 23 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,161 I GOT THE BEST SLEEP. 24 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:38,397 I-I LOVE IT WHEN THE-- YOU KNOW, WHEN THE AIR 25 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:42,234 IS ICE-COLD AND THE COVERS ARE LIKE A SOFT, WARM CAVE. 26 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:43,535 ARE YOU ON SOMETHING? 27 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:44,903 YOU DON'T SOUND THAT TORN UP FOR SOMEONE 28 00:01:44,904 --> 00:01:46,972 WHO JUST WATCHED THEIR FRIEND DIE IN FRONT OF THEM. 29 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:48,607 SEAN, IT WAS AMAZING. 30 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,709 I MEAN, IT WAS-- IT WAS REALLY SAD. 31 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:54,012 BUT, YOU KNOW, "LIFE'S LAST ADVENTURE," HE CALLED IT, 32 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:55,447 AND HE WAS RIGHT. 33 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,216 IT MADE ME NOT AFRAID OF DYING. 34 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:58,684 I CAN DO IT. 35 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:00,018 ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A SUICIDE PACT WITH ME? 36 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:01,353 THAT'S NOT COOL. 37 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:03,088 NO, IT WAS REALLY JUST THE GREATEST GIFT 38 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:04,990 HE COULD HAVE GIVEN ME, LETTING ME BE THERE. 39 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:06,558 YEAH, OF COURSE THAT FUCKER WOULD GIVE YOU 40 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:09,761 THE GIFT NO ONE ELSE COULD TOP. 41 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:12,531 YOU BEING HERE IS PRETTY GREAT TOO. 42 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:13,732 EWW. 43 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:14,967 NO, I MISSED YOU. 44 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,336 I WAS JUST GONE THREE WEEKS. 45 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:18,804 YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHERE YOU WENT. 46 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,873 YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE ME. 47 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,642 COME ON. SCREW YOU. 48 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,111 I JUST WALKED ALONG THE HIGHWAY. 49 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:29,014 I-I KEPT WALKING UNTIL I STARTED THINKING ABOUT 50 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:31,517 HOW BAD MY FEET HURT MORE THAN I WAS THINKING ABOUT REBECCA, 51 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,552 AND I WALKED OFF THE NEXT EXIT. 52 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:36,388 AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE THERE WAS A TRAVELING CARNIVAL 53 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:39,391 SET UP IN A PARKING LOT OF A STORAGE UNIT FACILITY? 54 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:41,460 SO I STARTED WORKING THERE. 55 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:43,362 YOU WERE A CARNY? 56 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:45,197 IT WAS THE EASIEST JOB IN THE WORLD TO GET. 57 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:47,499 THEN ONE NIGHT, I WAS SLEEPING IN THE CARNY TENT 58 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,402 AND I WOKE UP TO FIND MY NEW BEST FRIEND TOOTHLESS T 59 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:53,138 WAS TRYING TO SAW THE TOES OFF MY FOOT 60 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:55,507 WITH HIS SWISS ARMY KNIFE, 'CAUSE HE SAID THEY WERE 61 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:56,842 LOOKING AT HIM FUNNY. 62 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,110 YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR. 63 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,578 YOU'RE LYING RIGHT NOW. 64 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:00,879 IT'S THE TRUTH! 65 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,080 THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO YOU 66 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:03,682 AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "WELL, I MAY BE CRAZY, 67 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,050 BUT I AIN'T THAT CRAZY." 68 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:06,919 I'M JUST-- 69 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:10,522 I'M SCARED MOSTLY. 70 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,991 AND I'M RUNNING AWAY. 71 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:15,394 AND THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU AND I THOUGHT... 72 00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:18,263 "IF CATHY CAN STAY PUT WITH ALL THE SHIT 73 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:22,801 THAT SHE'S GOT GOING ON, I CAN TOO." 74 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:24,069 WOW. I INSPIRED YOU? 75 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,304 YEAH, DON'T GET A BIG HEAD. 76 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,172 I WAS ALSO FREEZING MY TESTICLES OFF. 77 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:28,840 TOES WERE BLEEDING. NUTS WERE FREEZING. 78 00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:31,343 I WAS REALLY READY TO GET BACK. 79 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:35,414 OH, YEAH. I FORGOT I GOT YOU SOMETHING. 80 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:37,082 HA! 81 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,283 - A THINGY! - YEAH. 82 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:40,185 NORMALLY, YOU HAVE TO SPEND OVER 15 BUCKS 83 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,487 TO CATCH A FLOATING DUCK WITH A GOLD STAR IN ITS ANUS 84 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:43,956 TO GET ONE OF THOSE. 85 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,757 THROW IT. THROW IT. - WHOO! 86 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:47,693 COME ON. 87 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:49,027 TOP OF THE MIRROR. 88 00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:50,395 OH! TOO LOW. 89 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:00,839 I INSPIRED SEAN. 90 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,474 WISH I COULD INSPIRE THE AIRLINE LADY 91 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:04,109 TO REFUND OUR ITALY TICKETS. 92 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,078 HEY. 93 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,813 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE BACK AT WORK TODAY? 94 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,047 I QUIT. 95 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:11,984 REALLY? WHY? 96 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,485 BECAUSE I COULDN'T STAND THE IDEA 97 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:16,455 OF MY 20-YEAR-OLD BOSS BITCHING AT ME ALL THE TIME. 98 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:17,756 AND IT'S ALMOST A NEW YEAR. 99 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,491 OUT WITH THE OLD AND I'LL FIND SOMETHING ELSE. 100 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:20,626 WELL, IT'S NOT THAT EASY. 101 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:22,294 SO WHAT? 102 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:23,662 YOU DISAPPOINTED IN ME? 103 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:24,997 NO, I'M NOT SAYING THAT. 104 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,965 I'M JUST--ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T YOUR WAY 105 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:28,634 OF GETTING BACK AT ME FOR NOT GOING TO ITALY? 106 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,969 NO, IT'S MY WAY OF RETAINING MY DIGNITY. 107 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:33,005 I WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY OF GETTING BACK AT YOU 108 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:34,573 FOR NOT GOING TO ITALY. 109 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:36,842 YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO BE MAD. 110 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:38,243 YEAH, SURE I DO. 111 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,745 I'D LIKE TO BE MAKING LIFETIME MEMORIES WITH YOU 112 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:42,581 ON A GONDOLA RIGHT NOW. 113 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:44,349 YOU KNOW, LEE WAS TRAINING 114 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:47,886 FOR THE MARATHON UP UNTIL THE END. 115 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:50,689 I WAS THINKING I'D LIKE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, 116 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:53,258 JUST TO TEST MYSELF, 117 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:55,527 INSPIRE SOMEBODY TO DO SOMETHING 118 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:57,596 THEY DIDN'T THINK THEY COULD DO, 119 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:59,431 GIVE MY FAMILY SOMETHING TO CHEER ABOUT 120 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:03,201 SO WE CAN END THIS HORSESHIT YEAR ON A HIGH. 121 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:05,437 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - ABOUT WHAT? 122 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:09,975 I WANT TO RUN THE MINNEAPOLIS NEW YEAR'S EVE MARATHON. 123 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,444 WHY NOT? I RUN. 124 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:14,046 I RUN ALMOST TEN MILES A WEEK. 125 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,715 I MEAN, NOT ALL AT THE SAME TIME, BUT--WHAT? 126 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:20,052 I JUST--I CAN'T PREDICT YOUR NEXT MOVE...EVER. 127 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,921 I FEEL LIKE I'M PLAYING CHESS WITH EITHER A GENIUS 128 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:23,922 OR A CHEATER. 129 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:25,424 AND THE HARDEST THING ABOUT 130 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:28,527 ALL THESE DECISIONS YOU MAKE-- GOING TO LEE INSTEAD OF ITALY, 131 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:31,163 RUNNING THE MARATHON-- IS THAT THEY JUST KEEP ON 132 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,900 TAKING YOU FURTHER AWAY FROM ME. 133 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:36,468 THEN MEET ME AT THE FINISH LINE, 134 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:39,706 SO I'LL BE RUNNING TOWARD YOU. 135 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:51,149 HEY. 136 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:52,818 HEY, THERE'S MORE PASTA IN THE KITCHEN. 137 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:54,486 OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY. 138 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:56,221 I'M CARBO-LOADING. 139 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:57,989 I SHOULD HAVE STARTED RUNNING MARATHONS EARLIER. 140 00:05:57,990 --> 00:05:59,191 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE SPAGHETTI. 141 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,326 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 142 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:03,495 WHY I RUINED ITALY? 143 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:05,797 NO, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT. 144 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:06,865 NONE OF US EVEN SPEAK ITALIAN. 145 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,633 EVERYONE OVER THERE WOULD BE LIKE, 146 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:09,935 "BA-BAI-BA, BI-DI-BA-DI-BA," 147 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:11,503 AND WE'D BE LIKE, "WHAT?" 148 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:13,305 I APPRECIATE THAT. 149 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,506 WHAT'S UP? - UH... 150 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:18,143 MIA INVITED ME TO HER NEW YEAR'S PARTY. 151 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:20,579 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU TWO WERE TALKING. 152 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,781 - YEAH, TEXTING. - WHATEVER. 153 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:25,450 SO SHE SAID SHE'S, UH, MAYBE POSSIBLY 154 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:29,888 CONSIDERING SOMETIME IN THE VERY DISTANT FUTURE, FORGIVING ME. 155 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,890 THAT'S VERY BIG OF HER. 156 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,259 IT'S JUST GONNA BE HER 15 FRIENDS 157 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,694 AND HER PARENTS ARE GONNA CHAPERONE. 158 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:37,329 SOUNDS GREAT. YOU SHOULD GO. 159 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:39,064 REALLY? 160 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,432 EVEN THOUGH YOUR RACE IS THAT DAY? 161 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,534 THE RACE STARTS AT 8:00 IN THE MORNING. 162 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:43,902 IF I'M STILL RUNNING AT MIDNIGHT, 163 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:47,239 YOU SHOULD BRING THE ENTIRE PARTY AND BOO ME. 164 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,540 AND ANDREA'S WITH HER FAMILY, SO YOU SHOULD GO, 165 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,442 BE WITH UR FRIENDS AND MIA. 166 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:51,676 AWESOME. THANKS, MOM. 167 00:06:51,677 --> 00:06:54,247 SURE. 168 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,363 DAISY! LISTEN. 169 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,432 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION 170 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,167 TO GET YOU TO PAY THAT BILL 171 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:16,668 THAT YOU RETROACTIVELY DENIED, 172 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:17,836 'CAUSE I HAD A COLLECTIONS AGENCY 173 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:19,171 CALL MY HOUSE THIS MORNING. 174 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,806 THAT'S DIRTY POOL, DAISY. 175 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:22,541 NOW JUST TO REITERATE... 176 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:26,278 THIS IS THE BILL FOR THE SCAN THAT YOU PRE-APPROVED. 177 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,280 'CAUSE IF WE'D HAVE KNOWN THAT WE WERE, YOU KNOW, 178 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,548 HAVING TO PAY OUT OF POCKET, 179 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:32,317 WE WOULD HAVE OPTED OUT OF THE OPTIONAL SCAN. 180 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:34,019 RIGHT? - PSST. 181 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:36,555 THANK YOU. 182 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,356 UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 183 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:41,526 I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU SAY THAT YOUR HANDS ARE TIED, 184 00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:43,628 BUT I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 185 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:47,132 MY WIFE, WHO IS RUNNING OUT OF TIME, 186 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:51,136 IS ALSO ABOUT TO RUN A FUCKING MARATHON. 187 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:54,539 SO I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY TOO. 188 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:56,875 MAKE IT YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION 189 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:59,444 NOT TO BE A CUNT. 190 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:02,881 DON'T YOU HANG UP ON ME! 191 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,750 TO WHAT DO I OWE THE HONOR? 192 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:08,119 OH. 193 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,387 CONGRATULATIONS. - OH. 194 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:11,523 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 195 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,225 AND SMART. 196 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,460 AND SHE WORKS WITH KIDS WITH SPECIAL NEEDS 197 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:17,696 AND CALLS ME ON MY SHIT, WHICH IT TURNS OUT I LOVE. 198 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,931 LIZ AND I HAVE BEEN BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. 199 00:08:19,932 --> 00:08:22,000 SHE CAME INTO TOWN FOR A VISIT AND I KNEW RIGHT AWAY 200 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,135 THAT I DIDN'T WANT HER TO LEAVE. 201 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:25,871 SO I PROPOSED. 202 00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:27,706 THAT IS A BOLD MOVE, DR. MAUER. 203 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:30,075 WELL, YOU ORIGINATED THE BOLD MOVE. 204 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:31,443 YOU KNOW, MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO. 205 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:36,414 OH, WELL, THIS IS YOUR ENGAGEMENT GIFT, MONKEY. 206 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:39,050 NOW, THE FRAME IS REALLY YOUR GIFT. 207 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:42,888 UH, THE PICTURE YOU CAN CHANGE OUT. 208 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:43,889 AN X-RAY? 209 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,625 IT'S MY METS. 210 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:49,661 THEY'RE SHRINKING, THANKS TO YOU. 211 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:50,896 THAT'S THE WAY YOU SEE IT? 212 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:52,297 YEAH! 213 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:53,565 YOU GOT ME INTO SEE DR. SHERMAN. 214 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,166 DR. SHERMAN GOT ME INTO HIS TRIAL, 215 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:58,036 AND NOW MY TUMORS ARE SHRINKING. 216 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,371 YOU LOOK GOOD. 217 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:02,007 I FEEL GOOD. 218 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:03,475 I'M GONNA RUN THE NEW YEAR'S EVEN MARATHON. 219 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,377 - THIS YEAR? - MM-HMM. 220 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,478 HOW LONG YOU BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS? 221 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:09,047 HARDCORE? ABOUT TWO DAYS. 222 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,016 BUT I ALSO-- I COACH THE SWIM TEAM, 223 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:12,517 SO I ALSO-- I WORK OUT WITH THEM. 224 00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:15,120 LOOK, CATHY, THIS MAY NOT BE WHY YOU CAME IN, 225 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:18,324 BUT MEDICALLY, I WOULD ADVISE AGAINST THIS. 226 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:24,429 I REALLY--I JUST CAME IN TO SAY CONGRATS. 227 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:27,766 EVEN WALKING 26 MILES FOR ANYONE, ESPECIALLY YOU-- 228 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,100 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH-- 229 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,802 NO, NO, NO, COME ON. DON'T DO THAT, ALL RIGHT? 230 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:32,170 YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS. OKAY, LOOK-- 231 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:33,471 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. I BROUGHT YOU UP IN MY MIND. 232 00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:34,639 YOUR BODY'S NOT GONNA RECOVER AS FAST AS OTHERS. 233 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:35,640 I REMEMBER YOU AS BEING SO SUPPORTIVE. 234 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:36,975 YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR SODIUM LEVELS-- 235 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:38,276 IT'S FUNNY HOW THE BRAIN JUST PLAYS TRICKS ON YOU. 236 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:41,947 MY FRIEND JUST DIED IN FRONT ME! 237 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:45,050 AND IT WAS SO CLEAR WHEN HE WAS GONE, 238 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,052 BECAUSE HIS BODY WAS JUST A BODY. 239 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,554 NOW, I'M NOT GONNA HAVE THIS SUCKER FOREVER. 240 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:53,559 BUT UNTIL IT'S GONE, I'M GONNA WEAR THIS BODY OUT. 241 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:00,365 CAREFUL. 242 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:01,766 SORRY. 243 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,535 YOU THINK IT MEANS MIA WTS TO GET BACK TOGETHER? 244 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:04,836 I SURE AS HELL HOPE SO. 245 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:06,538 YOU NEED A DISTRACTION. 246 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,840 THAT POPPY CHARACTER WAS STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT. 247 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:11,576 AND PEOPLE DON'T USUALLY FREAK ME OUT. 248 00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:13,144 OOH. 249 00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:15,013 SO NOW THAT YOU'RE BACK, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 250 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:17,515 I MEAN, YOU COULD TOTALLY PIMP THIS PLACE OUT. 251 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:19,584 HEY, RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST COMPOSING MY NEW YEAR'S LIST 252 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:22,554 OF 2,012 TOTALLY TERRIFIC THINGS ABOUT LIFE. 253 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,123 JUST THINGS TO KEEP ME SANE AND STILL, OLD BUDDY. 254 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,524 SANE AND STILL. 255 00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:27,626 HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE SO FAR? 256 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,894 ONE. FEMALE PUBIC HAIR. 257 00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:31,363 - SERIOUSLY? - YEAH. 258 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:35,100 WOMEN USED TO LET THEIR-- THEIR FOLLICLES GROW WILD 259 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:36,534 LIKE NATURE INTENDED. 260 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:39,404 I REMEMBER WHEN GOING DOWN ON A WOMAN WAS LIKE... 261 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:42,707 SNUGGLING OPEN-MOUTHED WITH A BABY LION. 262 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:45,210 IT WAS ABSOLUTE DELIGHT. - OH, YUCK. 263 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:47,979 NOW IT'S LIKE--I DON'T KNOW-- LICKING A DOLPHIN'S BLOWHOLE. 264 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,981 - THAT'S GROSS. - YEAH, I'LL SAY. 265 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,083 BUT YOU HAVE REMEMBER, MY PHILOSOPHY 266 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,685 COMES FROM A DEEP RESPECT FOR WOMEN, 267 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:55,620 WHICH IS SOMETHING YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED TO WORK ON. 268 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:57,055 YEAH, I KNOW. 269 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,223 JUST, WHEN YOU GO TO YOUR PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT, 270 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:01,292 KEEP YOUR PECKER IN YOUR PANTS, OKAY? 271 00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:03,395 OKAY. 272 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:06,164 PECKER IN YOUR PANTS! 273 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,999 YEAH, OKAY. HEARD YOU. 274 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:13,571 HI THERE. HI. 275 00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:14,873 I'M WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME. 276 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:16,675 I'D LIKE TO REGISTER FOR THE MARATHON ON FRIDAY. 277 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,076 YOU HAVE TO REGISTER ONLINE. 278 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:20,779 UH, I DID THAT, BUT THEY SAID THE REGISTRATION WAS CLOSED. 279 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,181 YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S PAST THE DEADLINE. 280 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:26,184 RIGHT. UH...LOOK. 281 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,019 I-I KIND OF HAVE A DEADLINE TOO. 282 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,621 I HAVE CANCER. 283 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:33,324 SO THIS IS KIND OF MY MAKE-A-WISH MOMENT. 284 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:34,592 SORRY. 285 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:36,795 WE MAILED OUT ALL THE NUMBERS LAST WEEK ANYWAY. 286 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,730 WOW. 287 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,266 IS IT POSSIBLE YOU'RE, LIKE, THE ONE PERSON 288 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,701 ON THE PLANET WHO HASN'T BEEN AFFECTED BY CANCER? 289 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,037 DOES MY PLEA EVOKE NO SYMPATHY FROM YOU? 290 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:49,140 RULES ARE RULES. 291 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:50,875 YOU SHOULD PUT THAT ON YOUR TOMBSTONE. 292 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,477 YOU'LL IMPRESS A LOT OF PEOPLE. 293 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:41,893 I'M JUST GONNA BORROW THESE. 294 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,995 WHO ARE YOU? 295 00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:46,831 HI. 296 00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:48,900 UH, I-I KNEW HIM. 297 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,536 - TAKING HIS MAIL? - NO. 298 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:52,771 'CAUSE, UM, THAT'S A FEDERAL OFFENSE 299 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:58,677 EVEN IF HE IS...DEAD. 300 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:09,120 COME ON, THOMAS. 301 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,755 IT'S PEE-PEE TIME. 302 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:11,790 IT'S COLD, BUDDY. 303 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,965 PEE-PEE TIME. 304 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,211 OOH! 305 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,113 THOMAS! SHIT! 306 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:38,750 JUST FOR THAT, I'M GONNA FUCKING DUMP OUT ALL YOUR TREATS. 307 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,118 OH, GOD. 308 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,187 FUCK. 309 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:49,060 SHIT. FUCK ME. 310 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:52,664 PAUL? 311 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,966 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 312 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,936 I JUST GOT A VERY LITTLE BIT FROM MYK. 313 00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,604 - OH, GOD! - I KNOW, HONEY. 314 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,573 THAT JOB JUST WASN'T VERY GOOD FOR ME. 315 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,975 I WAS TRYING TOO HARD TO FIT IN WITH THE YOUNG GUYS, I THINK. 316 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,811 COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST STARTED TEXTING A LOT? 317 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:08,847 YEAH. 318 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,281 PAUL, DID YOU REALLY QUIT 319 00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:16,120 OR DID YOU GET FIRED FOR DOING DRUGS? 320 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:18,189 THEY ASKED ME TO TAKE A RANDOM DRUG TEST, 321 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,859 AND SO I LEFT AND I DIDN'T GO BACK. 322 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,294 YOU THINK I'M SELFISH FOR WANTING TO RUN A MARATHON? 323 00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:25,430 WHAT IS MORE SELFISH THAN DOING DRUGS? 324 00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:26,865 YOU'RE RIGHT. 325 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,099 MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE OFFERED YOU SOME. 326 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,634 YOU COULD HAVE RUN FASTER. 327 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:31,769 - THIS IS NOT FUNNY. - I KNOW. 328 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:32,837 ADAM COULD HAVE FOUND IT. 329 00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,839 THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH. 330 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,674 I MEAN, YOU'RE REALLY-- YOU'RE NOT A KID ANYMORE. 331 00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:38,343 - NO. - I MEAN, DO YOU THINK-- 332 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,044 DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE A-- AN ADDICTION? 333 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,279 NO, HONEY. 334 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,614 I MEAN, ARE-- DO YOU NEED SOME HELP? 335 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:43,882 NO. 336 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,750 NO. 337 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,819 I SWEAR, HONEY. I'M NOT A COKEHEAD. 338 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,787 LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO COPE. 339 00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,222 I'M A COPEHEAD. 340 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,157 YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT THE BILLS, 341 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:54,792 BUT THEY ARE STACKING UP. 342 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,695 YOU KNOW, AND I CALLED THE INSURANCE LADY A CUNT 343 00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:58,930 AND NOW I CAN'T GET HER BACK ON THE PHONE. 344 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,865 I MEAN--HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 345 00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,133 I'M STAYING. FORGET THE MARATHON. 346 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,401 NO. 347 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,702 HOW DO YOU HELP SOMEONE COME DOWN FROM COCAINE? 348 00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:05,904 - NO. - COFFEE? NO. 349 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,205 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 350 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,239 IF I KEEP YOU FROM THIS, 351 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,241 THEN I WILL REALLY FEEL TERRIBLE. 352 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,310 DON'T WORRY. 353 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,312 I WAS JUST FINISHING UP WHAT MYK GAVE ME 354 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,747 AND NOW IT'S GONE. 355 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,048 OKAY, LOOK, MAYBE THERE'S A TINY BIT LEFT, 356 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,751 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'LL THROW IT AWAY. 357 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,586 HONEY, GO. 358 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:26,357 I WILL MEET YOU AT THE FINISH LINE CLEAN AND SOBER. 359 00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:29,560 YOU PROMISE? 360 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:30,595 BECAUSE I NEED YOU. 361 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,030 I PROMISE. 362 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,731 AND YOU CAN KICK ME IN THE BALLS WHEN YOU GET THERE. 363 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:37,236 I'D DO IT MYSELF, BUT MY LEGS DON'T BEND THAT WAY. 364 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,546 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 365 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,415 I'M RUNNING THE RACE. I KNOW I'M REALLY LATE. 366 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,150 I GOT STUCK AT HOME. I COULDN'T FIND A PARKING SPOT. 367 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:53,751 SO I WAS JUST WONDERING-- - IS YOUR TAG ON? 368 00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:55,053 YEAH, IT'S, UH-- 369 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,754 OH, YEAH, UM. 370 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:59,424 I REG--ALL REGISTERED. UH, LEE FALLON. 371 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:00,591 OKAY. 372 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:02,527 YOUR TIME STARTS WHEN YOU CROSS THE POST. 373 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:03,594 GOOD LUCK, LEE. 374 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,763 THAT--THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO DO? 375 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:07,498 YEAH. 376 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:09,535 OKAY, THANK YOU. 377 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,518 HEY! 378 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:28,953 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 379 00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:31,723 YOU KEPT ME GOING. I'M GONNA KEEP YOU GOING. 380 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,257 JUST THINK WARM THOUGHTS. 381 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,660 A CRACKLING FIRE. 382 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,396 A THICK, DOWN-FILLED BLANKET. 383 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:41,100 HOT, STEAMY PUSSY. 384 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,756 OOH, I GOT ONE. 385 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,858 WHEN YOU TRY ON A JACKET YOU HAVEN'T WORN IN A WHILE, 386 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,027 YOU REACH IN THE POCKET AND YOU FIND $20. 387 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,995 TOTALLY TERRIFIC! 388 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:13,097 OH, WHEN YOU CUT A REALLY WET FART 389 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,632 AND YOU'RE SURE YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS, 390 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,601 AND THEN YOU CHECK AND YOU DIDN'T. 391 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,036 THAT'S PRETTY TERRIFIC. 392 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,282 ADAM? IT'S DR. MAUER. 393 00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,184 HEY. DID YOU COME TO SEE MY MOM? 394 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,786 YEAH, YEAH. I SUPPORT ALL MY PATIENTS, 395 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,021 BUT SHE'S WORTH COMING OUT IN THE COLD FOR. 396 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:38,623 YEAH. 397 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,392 I THINK SHE'S--SHE'S ONE OF THE LAST ONES. 398 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,760 THAT'S OKAY. 399 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:45,396 YEAH. YEAH, IT'S OKAY. 400 00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:53,838 DID YOU ALWAYS WANT TO BE A DOCTOR 401 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:55,640 OR DID YOUR PARENTS FORCE YOU INTO IT? 402 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,377 NO, I WAS ALWAYS INTERESTED IN SCIENCE AND CHEMISTRY. 403 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,982 DO DOCTORS GET A LOT OF TAIL? 404 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:08,519 AS MUCH AS WE CAN STAY AWAKE FOR. 405 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:12,390 WHEELCHAIRS. 406 00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:15,093 SO BRILLIANT, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE YOUR FEET. 407 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,227 OW! 408 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,528 IF SOMEONE GAVE ME A CHOICE 409 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:20,364 BETWEEN PEACE ON EARTH OR A WHEELCHAIR RIGHT NOW, 410 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:22,200 I'D TAKE A WHEELCHAIR. 411 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,469 OW! I'M--I'M OUT. 412 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,704 I'M DONE, CATH. I CAN'T DO IT. 413 00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:27,872 NO, YOU--YOU KEEP GOING. 414 00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,474 IF YOU STOP NOW, YOU'LL NEVER START AGAIN. 415 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,375 I'M ALREADY FROZEN HERE. - ARE YOU SURE? 416 00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:33,010 YEAH, GO. I-- 417 00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:35,947 GOD, WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME TO WEAR A BRA? 418 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,315 OH, GOD! MY-- 419 00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,150 THE CHAFING IS SUCH A BITCH. 420 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:41,352 IT'S LIKE SOMEONE RAZORED ME IN MY BOOBIES. 421 00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,454 GO! KEEP GOING! GO! 422 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,690 - OKAY. - GO! 423 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:46,791 GO, CATH! 424 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:50,695 I'M SORRY. 425 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,063 DAISY MARTINEZ IS AWAY FROM HER DESK RIGHT NOW. 426 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,133 OH, JEEZ. 427 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,104 HEY! 428 00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:03,475 MILE SEVEN! WAY TO GO! 429 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,646 MOM! MOM. 430 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,414 YOU OKAY? 431 00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:13,284 FINE. 432 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,353 OH, YOU CAME. OH, HOW SWEET. 433 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:16,587 YOU'RE HOLDING MY HAND. 434 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,456 YOU--YOU'VE GOT A SLIGHT ARRHYTHMIA. 435 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,892 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, BUT I DEFINITELY HAVE A CRAMP. 436 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,460 ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S-- LET'S SIT DOWN. 437 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,795 THAT OR SOMEONE'S TRYING TO CUT ME IN TWO WITH AN AXE. 438 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,097 ALL RIGHT, JUST COME ON OVER HERE, OKAY? 439 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,098 - NO. - YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN. 440 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:30,067 I CAN'T. I CAN'T STOP. 441 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,135 ALL RIGHT, ADAM, WOULD YOU GRAB 442 00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:32,336 ONE OF THOSE COCONUT WATERS? 443 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,604 YEAH, TOTALLY. 444 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:35,273 CATHY, WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE TRYING TO PROVE, 445 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:36,407 YOU PROVED IT, ALL RIGHT? 446 00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:37,909 YOU'RE STRONG. YOU'RE AMAZING. 447 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,810 FUCKING NUTS. WE GET IT. 448 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,246 WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? 449 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:44,282 YOUR IRREGULAR HEARTBEAT COULD CAUSE CARDIAC ARREST 450 00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:45,783 AND YOU COULD DIE BEFORE YOU HIT THE FINISH LINE. 451 00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:48,085 EH. 452 00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:51,255 I'M NOT GIVING UP. 453 00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:52,423 WELL, THEN I GUESS I WILL. 454 00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,691 ALL RIGHT, DRINK THAT. 455 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:54,992 THAT'LL REPLENISH YOUR ELECTROLYTES. 456 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,427 THANKS. 457 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:57,962 AND YOU, YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR PARTY. 458 00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,530 WHAT? ARE YOU SURE? 459 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,698 YEAH. 460 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,366 I'M NOT DOING TOO WELL ON TIME HERE. 461 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,434 GO. 462 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,469 RING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH MIA. 463 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:06,971 HAVE FUN. 464 00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:10,041 OKAY. 465 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:14,145 I HAVE TO STOP TALKING. 466 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,147 CHANGE YOUR SOCKS WHEN YOUR BLISTERS 467 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,848 START BLEEDING THROUGH, OKAY? 468 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:18,950 AND, UH, KEEP A SONG IN YOUR HEAD 469 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,552 SO YOU DON'T OBSESS ABOUT THE COLD. 470 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,888 GOTCHA. 471 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,461 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING ELSE? 472 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:33,130 SURE. 473 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:37,735 HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU THINK SHE HAS LEFT? 474 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,270 STATISTICALLY, SOMEONE WITH YOUR MOM'S DIAGNOSIS 475 00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:40,905 COULD LIVE ANYWHERE FROM TEN MONTHS TO TWO YEARS. 476 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,908 SO WHAT HAPPENS IF THE CLINICAL TRIALS STOP WORKING? 477 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,010 THE METS WILL START AFFECTING HER ORGANS 478 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,279 AND HER ORGAN FUNCTION. 479 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,714 IN YOUR MOM'S CASE, SHE MIGHT START 480 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:51,048 HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING. 481 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:54,452 WILL SHE STOP REMEMBERING WHO WE ARE AND STUFF? 482 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:58,723 THAT COULD HAPPEN IF A MET FORMS IN HER BRAIN, 483 00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,424 BUT FROM WHAT I KNOW OF YOUR MOM'S CASE, 484 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:03,628 THERE'S NONE THERE NOW. 485 00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,630 LOOK, ADAM... 486 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,632 THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT JUST BEAT THE ODDS. 487 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:11,035 LIKE, YOUR MOM IS RUNNING--WALKING-- 488 00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,470 A MARATHON RIGHT NOW. 489 00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:13,904 SO WHO KNOWS? 490 00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:18,643 WE NEVER KNOW. 491 00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:22,380 OW, OW, OW. 492 00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:25,883 ♪ BE FORGOT ♪ 493 00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:28,185 ♪ IN DAYS ♪ 494 00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:31,389 ♪ OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪ 495 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:35,726 ♪ SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE ♪ 496 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:39,163 ♪ BE FORGOT ♪ 497 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:43,868 HELLO, YES, I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT 498 00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:45,269 WITH DAISY MARTINEZ. 499 00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:48,072 OH, REALLY? BECAUSE WE'RE CLOSED. 500 00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:49,940 THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH. 501 00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:55,012 HEY, HAPPY NEW YEAR. 502 00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:56,580 HEY, NICE TO SEE YOU. 503 00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:59,383 HAPPY NEW YEAR. HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY! 504 00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:01,352 HEY, HAS ANYBODY SEEN DAISY? 505 00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,954 DO YOU KNOW WHERE DAISY IS? 506 00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:05,756 WHERE'S DAI-- 507 00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:07,258 NO WAY! 508 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:09,260 DAISY? PAUL. 509 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,195 JAMISON! 510 00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:12,930 WE TALKED ON THE PHONE. 511 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,332 GOD. 512 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,067 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE BIGGER AND UGLIER. 513 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,201 I DID. 514 00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:19,603 OUR OFFICES ARE CLOSED, MR. JAMISON. 515 00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:20,871 OH, DAISY, PLEASE. 516 00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:21,872 AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, CALL ME PAUL. 517 00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:23,240 COME ON. LOOK. 518 00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,810 THIS WILL NOT TAKE LONG. LOOK. 519 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:29,180 I AM TRULY SORRY ABOUT THE WORD THAT I USED 520 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,348 ON THE PHONE WITH YOU, 521 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,750 BUT I WAS JUST KIND OF HOPING THAT MAYBE 522 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:35,186 WE COULD SETTLE THIS THING IN PERSON. 523 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,488 DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PEN? 524 00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:39,156 I'VE ANSWERED YOUR COMPLAINT. 525 00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:41,425 YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU JUST DON'T LIKE MY ANSWER. 526 00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:44,395 NO, MY PROBLEM IS THERE'S NO HUMANNESS TO IT. 527 00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:45,496 YOU FU-- 528 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:46,931 ALMOST CALLED THAT NAME AGAIN. 529 00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:49,400 I CAN'T HELP YOU, PAUL. 530 00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:51,802 I THINK YOU CAN, BUT I THINK YOU WON'T. 531 00:22:51,803 --> 00:22:55,806 LOOK, DAISY AND I ARE ARGUING OVER 2,700 BUCKS, 532 00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:57,842 WHICH COME TO THINK OF IT, IS PROBABLY ABOUT 533 00:22:57,843 --> 00:23:00,277 HOW MUCH THIS SHINDIG COST, YOU KNOW? 534 00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:01,645 SO YOU'RE WELCOME, EVERYBODY! 535 00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:04,281 BUT, UH, WHY DON'T I JUST LEAVE YOU 536 00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:05,850 WITH SOMETHING ELSE TO THINK ABOUT WHILE YOU DRINK? 537 00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:08,953 YOU ALL WORK FOR A HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANY, 538 00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:10,988 WHICH MEANS, NO DOUBT, THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY COVERED 539 00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:12,223 BY THE SAME INSURANCE. 540 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:15,192 WELL, YOU BETTER HOPE YOU DON'T GET SICK. 541 00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:17,995 'CAUSE IF YOU GET DAISY AND SHE, YOU KNOW, 542 00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:19,630 HADN'T HAD HER COFFEE THAT DAY, 543 00:23:19,631 --> 00:23:22,199 AND SHE DECIDES TO UNAPPROVE SOMETHING 544 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,435 SHE'S ALREADY APPROVED, YOU'RE FUCKED! 545 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:26,837 SHE MIGHT BE A LOT OF FUN TO DRINK WITH, 546 00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:29,206 BUT THIS CHICKIE IS A FICKLE FUCKER. 547 00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:31,909 SO DRINK TO YOUR HEALTH WHILE YOU HAVE IT! 548 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:34,745 TAKE A CAB HOME TONIGHT TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL HOMES! 549 00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:37,948 I, ON THE OTHER HAND, PROBABLY HAVE TO SELL MY HOUSE, 550 00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:40,117 WHICH REALLY SUCKS! 551 00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:44,321 BECAUSE IF SHE GOES FIRST, DAISY MCFICKLEBITCH, 552 00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:47,992 I'M GONNA WANT TO BE ABLE TO LIVE WHERE SHE LIVED... 553 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:53,030 AND STILL SMELL HER IN OUR ROOM... 554 00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:56,134 SEE THE FURNITURE THE WAY SHE ARRANGED IT. 555 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,676 IT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO THINK ABOUT... 556 00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:10,214 AS YOU BRING IN THE NEW YEAR. 557 00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:11,982 NOW, IF YOU'LL JUST EXCU-- 558 00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:15,085 I GOT TO GO SEE A LADY ABOUT A RACE. 559 00:24:18,056 --> 00:24:20,724 ONE FOOT. TWO FOOT. 560 00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:22,159 ONE FOOT. 561 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,694 TWO FOOT. 562 00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:25,095 ONE FOOT. 563 00:24:25,096 --> 00:24:26,464 TWO FOOT. 564 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,798 ONE FOOT. 565 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,233 TWO FOOT. 566 00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:30,334 RIGHT FOOT. 567 00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:34,238 ONE FOOT. 568 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:35,339 TWO FOOT. 569 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:36,841 WELL, TODAY-- 570 00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:39,443 TODAY, I RAN A MARATHON. 571 00:24:39,444 --> 00:24:41,479 THAT'S WHAT I DID. I RAN A MARATHON. 572 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,514 WHAT DID YOU DO ON NEW YEAR'S EVE? 573 00:24:49,387 --> 00:24:51,989 DAMN, IT'S COLD. 574 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,057 HEY! 575 00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:54,758 WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR PARTY? 576 00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:56,827 WELL, THE GUY THAT I WANTED TO KISS AT MIDNIGHT 577 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,230 HAD SOMETHING MUCH COOLER TO DO. 578 00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,565 AND BY COOL, I MEAN FREEZING. 579 00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:04,034 LOOK, MIA, I'M REALLY SORRY. 580 00:25:04,035 --> 00:25:07,771 YOUR 400th TEXT STARTED TO CONVINCE ME. 581 00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:10,474 YEAH, BUT I DON'T-- 582 00:25:10,475 --> 00:25:11,775 PLEASE JUST GO HOME AND GET WARM. 583 00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:13,978 I'M JUST GONNA WAIT FOR MY MOM TO SHOW UP 584 00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:15,045 AND THEN I'LL COME FIND YOU. 585 00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:16,080 I PROMISE. 586 00:25:16,081 --> 00:25:17,248 OKAY. 587 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:18,949 BUT IF IT'S NOT BEFORE MIDNIGHT, 588 00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:21,552 YOU KNOW, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T KISS ANYBODY ELSE. 589 00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:25,923 I DO LIKE IT WHEN YOU BEG. 590 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:27,758 PLEASE. 591 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:32,897 PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE? 592 00:25:35,901 --> 00:25:40,404 ♪ AND NEVER BROUGHT TO MIND ♪ 593 00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:41,639 ♪ SHOULD AULD ♪ 594 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:46,010 ♪ SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT ♪ 595 00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:49,547 ♪ AND DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪ 596 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,482 ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪ 597 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:55,119 ♪ AND HERE'S A HAND MY TRUSTY FRIEND ♪ 598 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,620 IT'S MOM! 599 00:25:56,621 --> 00:25:58,522 - COME ON, CATHY! - YEAH, MOM! 600 00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:00,157 THAT'S MY SISTER! 601 00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:01,625 THAT'S MY SISTER! 602 00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:03,027 CROSSING THE FINISH LINE-- 603 00:26:03,028 --> 00:26:04,528 TOTALLY TERRIFIC! 604 00:26:04,529 --> 00:26:05,863 COME ON, CATH! 605 00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:07,464 - COME ON, MOM! - YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, BABY! 606 00:26:07,465 --> 00:26:09,133 COME ON, CATH! - COME ON, MOM! 607 00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:10,434 JAMISON! 608 00:26:10,435 --> 00:26:11,769 JUST A FEW MORE FEET! 609 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:15,006 - YOU'RE ALMOST THERE! - YOU'RE ALMOST THERE! 610 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,312 THANK YOU. 611 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:22,646 ♪ AULD LANG SYNE ♪ 612 00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:25,382 ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪ 613 00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:26,817 ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪ 614 00:26:26,818 --> 00:26:29,386 - ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪ - COME ON, CATH! 615 00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:30,588 YOU'RE ALMOST THERE! 616 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:31,689 ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪ 617 00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:32,890 DO IT, BABY! YOU'RE RIGHT HERE! 618 00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:34,558 ♪ SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE ♪ 619 00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:39,663 EVERYBODY CAME. 620 00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:40,898 YEAH, EXCEPT DAD'S NOT HERE YET. 621 00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:43,000 ♪ BE BROUGHT TO MIND ♪ 622 00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:44,368 ♪ SHOULD AULD ♪ 623 00:26:44,369 --> 00:26:49,306 ♪ SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT ♪ 624 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:55,045 ♪ AND DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪ 625 00:26:55,046 --> 00:26:56,146 ♪ FOR AULD ♪ 626 00:26:56,147 --> 00:26:57,481 ♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE, MY DEAR ♪ 627 00:26:57,482 --> 00:26:59,216 ♪ FOR AULD ♪ 628 00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:01,518 ♪ OOH, FOR AULD LANG SYNE ♪ 629 00:27:01,519 --> 00:27:03,554 ♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE, MY DEAR ♪ 630 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:04,822 ♪ FOR AULD ♪ 631 00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:06,056 ♪ FOR AULD LANG SYNE ♪ 632 00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:07,324 ♪ WE'LL TAKE ♪ 633 00:27:07,325 --> 00:27:11,028 ♪ WE'LL TAKE A CUP OF KINDNESS YET ♪ 634 00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:15,165 ♪ FOR DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪ 635 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:17,601 ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪ 636 00:27:17,602 --> 00:27:19,203 ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪ 637 00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:23,040 - ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪ - ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪ 638 00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:25,310 ♪ DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE ♪ 44631

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