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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,408 PREVIOUSLY, ON THE BIG C... 2 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:11,110 MYK, THIS IS ANDREA. 3 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:12,778 ANDREA'S JUST LIVING WITH US FOR A WHILE. 4 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:13,912 HEY, MYK. 5 00:00:13,913 --> 00:00:15,481 WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I ASK HER OUT? 6 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:17,616 YOUR MOM TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR CRABS 7 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:20,252 AND I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 8 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:21,987 OH, GOD. I'M SORRY. 9 00:00:21,988 --> 00:00:23,222 I'VE MISLED YOU. 10 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:25,257 I'M MARRIED. 11 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:27,226 - WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? - I'M GAY. 12 00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:29,428 WHY CAN'T ANYTHING GO THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO? 13 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:30,596 CAN'T CONTROL THE UNIVERSE. 14 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:32,297 YOU'RE THE WATER, NOT THE ROCK. 15 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:34,533 WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF GOD DAMN BUDDHIST? 16 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:37,704 WELL, I'LL USUALLY LEAVE OFF THE "GOD DAMN" PART. 17 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:51,784 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 18 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:56,790 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 19 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,526 ♪ STEP OUT ♪ 20 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:05,265 ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 21 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:11,003 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪ 22 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:15,841 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪ 23 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:21,180 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAY ♪ 24 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:26,352 ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪ 25 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:31,790 - SHORTNESS OF BREATH? - NO. 26 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:33,759 - MUSCLE CRAMPING? - NO. 27 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,694 - UM, NIGHT SWEATS? - NOPE. 28 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:39,064 RASH, PARTICULARLY AROUND THE BACK, NECK, OR BUTTOCKS? 29 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:40,833 - NO BUTT RASH. - EXCUSE ME. 30 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,701 COULD YOU USE SOAP AND WATER? 31 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:43,969 THAT TOXIC CONCOCTION YOU'RE SLATHERING ON 32 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:45,504 IS CREATING A WHOLE NEW BREED OF SUPER BUG. 33 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:47,072 SIR, I NEED FOR YOU TO BE QUIET 34 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:48,707 OR BE SOMEWHERE ELSE. 35 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:51,343 SEAN. 36 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:56,315 FLAKING OFF OR COMPLETE LOSS OF FINGER OR TOENAILS? 37 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:58,417 - NOPE. - OKAY. 38 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:01,320 UM, SO YOU HAVE NO SIDE EFFECTS FROM THE DRUGS. 39 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,021 IS THAT GOOD? I GUESS THAT'S GOOD. 40 00:02:03,022 --> 00:02:04,389 I DON'T THINK SO. 41 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,625 I THINK IT MEANS THAT MY BODY'S RESISTING THE DRUGS. 42 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,093 IF MY NAILS AREN'T FALLING OUT, 43 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:09,528 THEN IT'S NOT EATING MY CANCER. 44 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:12,631 HMM. 45 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,166 HUH? 46 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:15,501 CARE TO ELABORATE ON THAT? 47 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:17,236 IS THAT MEDICAL JARGON FOR "GREAT," 48 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:19,538 OR IS THAT AS SCARY AS IT SOUNDS? 49 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,173 YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE IS HIGH. 50 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:23,008 WAIT, LET ME SEE THE NUMBERS. I DON'T TRUST-- 51 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:24,376 SEAN, YOU ARE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 52 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:27,613 YOU MIGHT BE THE REASON MY BLOOD PRESSURE'S UP. 53 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:29,148 IT'S BEEN CLIMBING YOUR LAST TWO VISITS. 54 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,516 DR. SHERMAN WILL TAKE A LOOK. 55 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,551 HE MIGHT WANT TO PUT YOU ON SOME BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICATION. 56 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:33,552 THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. 57 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:34,786 IT'S WHITE COAT SYNDROME. 58 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:35,921 ALL THE TOLKES HAVE IT. 59 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:37,289 WE SEE A WHITE COAT, 60 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:39,258 OUR VITAL STATISTICS GO THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF. 61 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,193 YOU KNOW, WE RECOMMEND PATIENTS BRING A FRIEND 62 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:44,596 WITH THEM TO TREATMENT TO HELP THEM STAY CALM. 63 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:47,266 HE MAY NOT BE IT. 64 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:48,767 LET ME CHECK HER PRESSURE, OKAY? 65 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:50,637 DON'T TOUCH THE CUFF. 66 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:55,807 YOU CAN TALK TO DR. SHERMAN ABOUT IT NEXT WEEK. 67 00:02:55,808 --> 00:02:58,578 IN THE MEANTIME, TRY TO RELAX. 68 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:07,119 AND HOW EXACTLY DO YOU DO THAT WHEN YOU'RE TERMINALLY ILL? 69 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,021 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 70 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,256 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SHOULD TRY ACUPUNCTURE 71 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:13,025 TO GET YOUR BLOOPRESSURE DOWN. 72 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,259 I KNOW AN AMAZING GUY WHO USED TO BRING 73 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:16,662 HIS NEEDLES TO THE PARK AND WORK ON EVERYBODY. 74 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:19,298 TWO BLIND GUYS GOT A LITTLE BIT OF SIGHT BACK. 75 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:20,999 I KID YOU NOT. - NO, IT'S OKAY. 76 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,636 IF I HAVE TO TAKE A PILL FOR IT, THAT'S NOT THE WORST THING. 77 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:29,408 AHH, HIYA. 78 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,610 I WOULD TEAR OFF MY RIGHT ARM 79 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:32,911 TO HAVE A LOOK ON MY FACE LIKE THAT 80 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:34,546 WHEN I COME OUT OF AN EXAM ROOM. 81 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,949 THAT FILIPINO NURSE ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP. 82 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:39,117 SOMETHING WRONG? 83 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:40,619 MY BLOOD PRESSURE'S TOO HIGH. 84 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:41,954 THEY MIGHT HAVE TO PUT ME ON MEDICATION. 85 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,589 NO, NO, DON'T LET THEM PUT YOU ON BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS. 86 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:44,690 WE CAN GET THAT DOWN FOR YOU. 87 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,158 LET ME TAKE YOU TO MY ACUPUNCTURIST. 88 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:47,492 THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID. 89 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:49,161 LEE, THIS IS MY BROTHER SEAN. 90 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:50,562 THAT IS WHAT HE JUST SAID. 91 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,231 YOU REALLY THINK ACUPUNCTURE CAN HELP? 92 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,665 WHAT, NOW YOU'RE INTERESTED 'CAUSE IT'S HIS IDEA? 93 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:55,167 I'M CURIOUS. 94 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,969 YOU WEREN'T CURIOUS WHEN I JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT MY GUY. 95 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,304 - YOUR GUY'S HOMELESS. - HE'S NOT HOMELESS. 96 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:00,706 HE WORKS ON THE HOMELESS. 97 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:01,974 DO YOU JUST TUNE ME OUT? 98 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,976 I WISH I COULD. KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. 99 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:07,412 AHEM, MY WOMAN SPECIALIZES IN CANCER PATIENTS. 100 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:08,614 UM, YOU'RE ANNOYING. 101 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:09,815 WELL, I GUESS IT WOULDN'T HURT TO FIND OUT. 102 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,516 I HOPE IT DOESN'T HURT. 103 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:13,452 I LIKE THE IDEA OF SEEING A WOMAN FOR A CHANGE. 104 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:14,920 - MM-HMM. - YOU KNOW WHAT? WHATEVER. 105 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,288 I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE ANYWAY. 106 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:20,993 MY WHITE COAT SYNDROME'S OVERRIDING MY BETA BLOCKERS. 107 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,128 UM, HEY, DOC, I JUST WANT YOU TO ASK YOURSELF 108 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:26,298 OVER AND OVER TODAY, "AM I HELPING... 109 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:30,769 OR AM I HURTING?" 110 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,404 - HUH. - I'M SORRY. 111 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:33,805 MY FAMILY IS BLUNT, TENSE, 112 00:04:33,806 --> 00:04:35,741 AND CAN'T RELAX FOR SHIT. 113 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:40,280 WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT. 114 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,118 DOES THAT HURT? 115 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,185 NO, SORRY. 116 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:48,754 IT'S JUST A REFLEX. 117 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:52,357 I'M NOT USED TO HAVING SHARP OBJECTS PIERCED INTO MY FACE. 118 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:54,126 JUST RELAX. 119 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,861 LET YOUR QI GET ITS GROOVE ON. 120 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:57,696 MY "CHEESE"? 121 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:58,964 "CHEE." 122 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,198 IT'S YOUR VITAL ENERGY. 123 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:02,834 THE NEEDLES UNBLOCK IT, HELP IT FLOW. 124 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:05,871 - RIGHT. - KNOCK-KNOCK. 125 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:08,206 JUST CHECKING ON THE PATIENT. - MMM. 126 00:05:08,207 --> 00:05:09,841 AM I INTERRUPTING A DEEP MOMENT? 127 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:11,043 WELL, I'M NOT FLOATING YET. 128 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:13,312 - WELL, GIVE IT TIME. - HOW MUCH? 129 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,347 WELL, I'M HERE TWICE A WEEK MYSELF. 130 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:18,083 IT'S BASICALLY A REALLY EXPENSIVE NAP, 131 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:21,053 BUT I FEEL AN AMAZING SENSE OF CALM AFTERWARDS. 132 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,488 - I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING. - I DO. 133 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:25,857 YOUR PULSE SLOWED DOWN WHEN YOUR HUSBAND CAME IN THE ROOM. 134 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:28,360 WE'RE NOT MARRIED. 135 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:30,762 NO, SHE'S MISSING THE ONE THING I LOOK FOR IN A HUSBAND. 136 00:05:30,763 --> 00:05:33,031 WELL, REGARDLESS, 137 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:35,500 THERE IS SOMETHING SPECIAL GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO. 138 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:36,568 THERE'S A MEDICAL TERM FOR IT. 139 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:39,137 ANASTOMOSIS. 140 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:42,507 HMM, GREAT. NOW I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE. 141 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,810 IT'S WHEN TWO STREAMS THAT PREVIOUSLY BRANCHED OUT, 142 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,878 LIKE BLOOD VESSELS, RECONNECT. 143 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:48,680 OR IN YOUR CASE, TWO PEOPLE. 144 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:51,383 SOMETIMES, ONE PERSON CAN ACTUALLY AFFECT 145 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:53,719 THE OTHER'S BREATHING OR HEART RATE. 146 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,521 SYMBIOSIS. SOUL MATES. 147 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:59,057 HMM. WE'RE NOT SOUL MATES. 148 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:00,258 WE HARDLY KNOW EACH OTHER. 149 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:03,929 WELL, YOUR PULSE BEGS TO DIFFER. 150 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:06,064 UH, REST HERE WHILE I MIX UP SOME HERBS 151 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:09,801 FOR YOU TO MAKE A TEA WITH AT HOME. 152 00:06:09,802 --> 00:06:13,305 HMM. 153 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,940 HOW DO YOU FEEL? 154 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:15,941 STUCK. 155 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:16,942 IN YOUR LIFE? 156 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:19,244 - IN MY FACE. - HMM. 157 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:20,712 HERE. 158 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,248 OH, THANK YOU. 159 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:24,916 OH. 160 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,585 OH, YEAH. 161 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:28,520 THAT WAS MY FIRST. 162 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:32,958 NOW IT'S GOT FRIENDS. 163 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:33,959 OOH. 164 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,027 A MET-1. 165 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:38,230 JUST A LITTLE MOLE I THOUGHT WAS NOTHING. 166 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,931 HMM, I KNOW THE FEELING. 167 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:41,733 SO WE'RE NOT SOUL MATES. 168 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:42,934 WE'RE MOLE MATES. 169 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:48,040 "MOLE MATES." 170 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:56,281 YOU STILL ON HOLD? 171 00:06:56,282 --> 00:06:57,849 YEAH. 172 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:59,017 IT'S AN INSURANCE COMPANY TACTIC 173 00:06:59,018 --> 00:07:00,085 TO DISCOURAGE THE LITTLE GUY, YOU KNOW? 174 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,353 BUT I SAY SCREW 'EM. 175 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,587 I WILL LISTEN TO THIS ENDLESS LOOP 176 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:05,557 OF NEIL DIAMOND SONGS TILL SOMEBODY PICKS UP. 177 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:07,692 - CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? - YEAH. 178 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:09,594 DO YOU THINK ANDREA WOULD LET ME KISS HER 179 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:10,896 ON OUR FIRST DATE? 180 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:12,764 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 181 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,333 I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF SIGNAL'S SHE SENDING OUT? 182 00:07:15,334 --> 00:07:18,737 WELL, WHAT'S THE SIGNAL FOR "YES"? 183 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,439 YOU GOTTA LEARN THE BODY LANGUAGE, YOU KNOW? 184 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,275 I MEAN, ONCE, ANDREA AND I WERE SITTING 185 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,609 ON THE COUCH, YOU KNOW, WATCHING TV, 186 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:27,345 AND I ASKED HER FOR THE REMOTE. 187 00:07:27,346 --> 00:07:29,214 AND SHE JUST SCOWLED AT ME. 188 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,715 OH, OKAY, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 189 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:32,150 WELL, I THINK IT MEANS, YOU KNOW, 190 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:33,652 "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL CUT YOU." 191 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:34,886 OH. 192 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:36,021 BUT THAT'S THE POINT, BUDDY. 193 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:38,190 IT'S LIKE EVERY WOMAN'S DIFFERENT. 194 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:40,158 AND UNTIL YOU FIGURE 'EM OUT, YOU KNOW, 195 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,793 YOU JUST DON'T ASK FOR THE REMOTE, RIGHT? 196 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,528 OH! SHIT. I GOT TO GO. 197 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:46,131 WAIT. HEY. 198 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:49,267 DAISY! IT'S PAUL JAMISON...AGAIN. 199 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:53,138 YES, I AM CALLING ABOUT MY WIFE'S CLAIM...AGAIN. 200 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,073 YOU'RE STILL SENDING US A BILL-- 201 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:56,274 EXCUSE ME, COULD I GET SOME HELP? 202 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:57,509 ONE SECOND. 203 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,811 DAISY, I GOT TO CALL YOU BACK IN 15 MINUTES. 204 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:02,747 HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 205 00:08:02,748 --> 00:08:05,016 NICK! - PAUL. 206 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:06,518 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 207 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:08,854 GREAT TO SEE YOU. 208 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:11,389 - HOW ARE YOU? - GREAT, GREAT. 209 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:13,024 EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE MISSES YOU. 210 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:14,326 THANK YOU. 211 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,394 SO YOU WORK HERE? 212 00:08:16,395 --> 00:08:18,029 - WHAT? - YOU WORK HERE? 213 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:19,698 YES, YEAH. 214 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:22,267 UH, TEMPORARILY, YOU KNOW? 215 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:24,336 BENEFITS. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BENEFITS. 216 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,171 REALLY GOOD FOR--FOR CATHY. 217 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,206 RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. HOW IS SHE DOING? 218 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:31,142 FANTASTIC. REALLY FANTASTIC. 219 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:33,044 DOING THIS NEW CLINICAL TRIAL, YOU KNOW, 220 00:08:33,045 --> 00:08:35,413 GETTING ALL THESE, UM, CUTTING EDGE DRUGS 221 00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:37,449 AND STUFF LIKE THAT, SO IT'S REALLY GREAT. 222 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,285 HOW'S YOUR SWEETIE? 223 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:41,686 - ANDY'S GOOD. - GOOD. 224 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,788 - YEAH, YEAH. - THAT'S GREAT. 225 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:45,524 IT'S GREAT YOU GOT SOMETHING. 226 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,925 IT'S A TOUGH JOB MARKET OUT THERE. 227 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:48,159 YEAH. 228 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,928 SO HOW--HOW DOES IT WORK HERE? 229 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,429 DO YOU GET A COMMISSION? 230 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:52,531 YEP. 231 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,865 COMMISSION AND, UH, YOU KNOW, 232 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,534 A NICE EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT... 233 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,068 THAT I'M HAPPY TO PASS ALONG TO YOU. 234 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:59,504 OH, NO, PAUL. COME ON, DON'T WORRY. 235 00:08:59,505 --> 00:09:01,873 I WANT TO GET THIS FOR ANDY'S BIRTHDAY. 236 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:04,543 AND I AM PAYING FULL PRICE. 237 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,278 I INSIST. 238 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:07,646 OKAY. 239 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,080 UM, LET ME SEE. 240 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:10,448 YOU KNOW, THAT'S WEIRD. 241 00:09:10,449 --> 00:09:13,285 WE GOT A BUNCH OF THESE BRAVIAS IN THIS MORNING. 242 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,086 THEY MUST BE MESSING WITH THE STOCK. 243 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:16,621 OH, FUCK! 244 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:18,390 OH, GOD. - PAUL, ARE YOU OKAY? 245 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,359 YEP, PERFECT. I'M GOOD. 246 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,695 EH, IT NEEDS TO BOIL DOWN SOME MORE. 247 00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:26,097 GOD, I HOPE IT TASTES BETTER THAN IT SMELLS. 248 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:27,999 WELL, YEAH, NOT REALLY. 249 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,668 BUT THINGS COULD BE WORSE 250 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:31,903 THAN MAKING STINKY TEA WITH YOUR SOUL MATE. 251 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:35,507 YEAH, I HATE THAT TERM... "SOUL MATE." 252 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,008 NOT ONLY IS IT A CLICHE, 253 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,310 BUT IT'S THE REASON MILLIONS OF WOMEN 254 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,978 ARE UNHAPPY AND SINGLE. 255 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,112 AND THEY SIT AT HOME, 256 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:42,981 THEY WATCH DUMB ROMANTIC COMEDIES, 257 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:45,817 AND THEN THEY THINK, "ONE DAY. 258 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:48,653 "ONE DAY, THE PERFECT MAN FOR ME IS GONNA SHOW UP 259 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:51,356 "AND HE'S GONNA WHISK ME OFF MY FEET, 260 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:55,293 AND THEN EVERY DAY IT'S GONNA BE A RIDE ON A MAGIC CAROUSEL." 261 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:57,195 WELL, I THINK SOMEONE IS A LITTLE DEFENSIVE. 262 00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:58,296 NO, I'M NOT DEFENSIVE. 263 00:09:58,297 --> 00:09:59,364 JUST THAT RELATIONSHIPS 264 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:01,299 ARE A LOT MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT. 265 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:04,002 OKAY, SO YOU AND PAUL, YOU AREN'T SOUL MATES? 266 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:06,037 NO, BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST. 267 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:07,305 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 268 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:08,907 I THINK THAT YOU CAN HAVE SPECIAL CONNECTIONS 269 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,842 WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THAT YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN. 270 00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:13,545 I DON'T THINK THAT YOU HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO YOUR SOUL MATE. 271 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,781 I THINK THAT YOU CAN HAVE ONE ON THE SIDE. 272 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:20,085 WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE? 273 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,653 ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWER IS YOU HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR 274 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,154 AND DRAGGED HIM HOME ON YOUR BUMPER. 275 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:27,092 HIS NAME IS LEE, PAUL, AND WE LIKE HIM NOW. 276 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,261 OH, NO. DID YOU HURT YOUR BACK AGAIN? 277 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:31,563 YEAH, WRENCHED IT LIFTING A TV. 278 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,264 OH, WOW. DO YOU DO THAT COMPETITIVELY? 279 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,970 SHE MAY LIKE YOU, BUT I'M STILL UNDECIDED. 280 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,339 JESUS, SMELLS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BELLYBUTTON IN HERE. 281 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,774 LEE TOOK ME TO HIS ACUPUNCTURIST. 282 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:44,075 THEY GAVE ME THIS HORRIBLE TEA. 283 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:46,077 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE. 284 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:47,779 WAIT, YOU HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE NOW? 285 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,347 WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME ABOUT THAT? 286 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:50,982 I JUST FOUND OUT THREE HOURS AGO. 287 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,818 OH, SO YOU GUYS GO TO ACUPUNCTURE TOGETHER? 288 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,253 YOU'RE LIKE BEST FRIENDS NOW OR SOMETHING? 289 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:56,755 CALM DOWN. DON'T BE JEALOUS. 290 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,990 HE'S GAY. - OH. 291 00:10:58,991 --> 00:10:59,991 100%. 292 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,993 - GOOD, GOOD FOR YOU. - THANKS. 293 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,828 AND IF ANYBODY SHOULD BE JEALOUS, 294 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,530 IT SHOULD BE CATHY. 295 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:09,167 YOU'RE ACTUALLY MY TYPE, PAUL. 296 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,102 WELL, I'M GLAD THIS DIDN'T JUST GET AWKWARD. 297 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:14,539 UH-HUH. I'M INTO BEARS. 298 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,474 I LIKE MY MEN BIG AND HAIRY. 299 00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:18,143 NO SHIT? 300 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,045 MMM, FORTUNATELY FOR ME, THERE'S A BEAR BAR 301 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,279 JUST DOWN THE STREET FROM ME. 302 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,881 I CAN GET MY FILL. I'M GOING THERE TONIGHT. 303 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:26,051 ICE COLD $2 BEERS ALL NIGHT LONG. 304 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,219 WELL, CAN ANYONE GET IN ON THAT DISCOUNT 305 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:29,487 OR IS IT JUST A GAY THING? 306 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:31,756 WHY? YOU WANT TO COME? 307 00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:33,324 I DO. 308 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:35,694 NO, I WANT TO SEE THE BEAR WORLD. 309 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,629 YOU JUST GONNA GO OFF TO BEAR WORLD AND LEAVE ME? 310 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,764 WELL, COME WITH US. IT'LL BE AN ADVENTURE. 311 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:42,567 OH, YOU WILL BE VERY POPULAR. 312 00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:43,601 DOES THAT MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? 313 00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:45,770 NO, YES, I DON'T KNOW. 314 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:49,674 OH, COME ON, PAUL. IT'LL BE FUN. 315 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:51,409 $2 BEERS? AS MANY AS I WANT? 316 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:52,744 WELL, THAT'S HOW IT STARTS, PAUL. 317 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:57,082 COME FOR THE BEER, YOU STAY FOR THE QUEER. 318 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,249 SEE YOU AT MY PLACE. 319 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,018 WE'LL WALK OVER, SAY, 8:00. 320 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,720 SOUNDS GOOD? CATHY, PAUL. 321 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,788 CAN'T WAIT... MOLE MATE. 322 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:05,457 OH! 323 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,425 WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? - WHO CARES? 324 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:08,727 NOBODY WILL BE LOOKING AT YOU. 325 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:13,631 BUT YOU, GO FLANNEL. 326 00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:16,234 - MOLE MATE? - YEAH. 327 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,338 IT'S A LITTLE JOKE WE HAVE. 328 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:28,847 WOW. 329 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:31,382 PAUL AND I ARE GOING TO A BEAR BAR. 330 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:33,218 I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 331 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,320 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK IT WOULD BE FUN 332 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,188 TO GO HANG OUT WITH A BUNCH OF HAIRY GAY GUYS, 333 00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:41,793 BUT WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT, MRS. J. 334 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:45,430 THAT IS A--IT'S A VERY INTERESTING HAIRSTYLE. 335 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,666 IT'S--IT'S-- WELL, IT'S VERY SYMMETRICAL. 336 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:51,069 YOU LIKE IT? IT'S BALLED "BAT-SHIT CRAZY." 337 00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,604 KIDDING. 338 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,205 OKAY, I'M GOING OUT WITH MYK TONIGHT 339 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:56,207 AND I JUST CAN'T DECIDE WHICH ONE WORKS BETTER. 340 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:59,944 OKAY, SWEET AND SCHOOLGIRL... 341 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,313 OR STRAIGHT UP HOOCHIE MAMA? 342 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:03,915 WHICH DO YOU LIKE? 343 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,251 THAT'S A TOUGH CALL. 344 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,953 NO, I THINK IT'S ALWAYS BEST TO START WITH SWEET 345 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,622 AND SAVE HOOCHIE FOR DESSERT. 346 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:14,392 OKAY, IS IT "HOOCHIE" OR IS IT JUST "FUN"? 347 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,661 WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT? 348 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,931 I JUST CAN'T DECIDE WHO TO BE. 349 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,432 BE YOURSELF. 350 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:23,802 I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS! 351 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,937 AND I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL GET, LIKE, REALLY NERVOUS 352 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:29,340 AND HE'LL MY HANDS SHAKE OR I'LL RUN OUT OF STUFF TO SAY. 353 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:30,508 IT'S JUST A DATE. 354 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,277 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF 'EM. 355 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,012 SO REMEMBER, EVERYBODY HAS A STORY, 356 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:36,581 AND WHEN IN DOUBT, JUST BE INTERESTED IN HIS. 357 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:38,249 IF IT WORKS, GREAT. 358 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,617 IF IT DOESN'T, SCREW HIM. 359 00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:41,452 OKAY, "SCREW HIM." 360 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:42,687 I'LL PLAY THAT AS MY SUBTEXT 361 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,489 AND I JUST MIGHT GET THROUGH THIS. 362 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,759 WELL, THEN I'D DEFINITELY-- I'D GO WITH THE CURLS. 363 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,261 DUDE, I PLAYED MY HAND, LIKE, AN HOUR AGO. 364 00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:51,830 PLAY YOUR CARDS ALREADY. 365 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,164 I WANT TO WIN MY FIVE BUCKS BACK. 366 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,166 ARE YOU TWO GAMBLING? 367 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,001 NO, MOM, WE'RE PLAYING ONLINE POKER. 368 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,203 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 369 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,572 DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE GROUNDED 370 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,706 FOR A LOT OF OTHER ILLICIT ACTIVITIES? 371 00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:03,808 YOU WANT TO ADD GAMBLING TO THE LIST? 372 00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:05,543 OKAY, FINE. OKAY, WE'LL PLAY FOR CHEETOS. 373 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:06,811 AND WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR HAIR? 374 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:09,447 ARE YOU GOING IN COSTUME ON YOUR DATE OR SOMETHING? 375 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,549 LET ME GUESS. THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN. 376 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,518 OH, ADAM, COME ON. 377 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,186 YOU KNOW, DON'T BE JEALOUS JUST BECAUSE 378 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,689 I HAVE A LOVE LIFE AND YOU PISSED ALL OVER YOURS. 379 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,891 JEEZ, I JUST WANT YOU TO PLAY YOUR HAND. 380 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,126 WHY DID YOU START THE GAME IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA FINISH IT? 381 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:24,629 YOU STARTED IT. I DON'T EVEN LIKE POKER. 382 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:26,264 JUST GET TO OF MY ROOM, BUTT-FACE. 383 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:28,199 I'M NOT EVEN IN YOUR ROOM. 384 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,868 WHY'D YOU EVEN HAVE HIM? 385 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,304 WAS THAT A BIG DISCUSSION? 386 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,107 LOOK AT THESE GUYS. 387 00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:37,475 IT'S LIKE I'VE BEEN CLONED. 388 00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,410 IT'S ME TIMES 100. 389 00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,379 LOOK, HERE'S ME MAKING OUT WITH MYSELF. 390 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,314 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT. 391 00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:44,582 MAYBE I SHOULD GROW A BEARD. 392 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,584 NO, I'VE SEEN THAT BEARD. YOU SHOULDN'T. 393 00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:47,986 I MEAN, WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED 394 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,655 WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING THAT I WOULD END UP HERE 395 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,691 AT A BEAR BAR WITH MY WIFE AND HER FRIEND 396 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:56,394 WITH HIS VERY PARTICULAR AESTHETIC REQUIREMENTS. 397 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,963 LEE... 398 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,899 I MIGHT BE IMAGING THINGS, 399 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,067 BUT IS THAT HUSKY GUY OVER THERE 400 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,235 MAKING EYES AT MY HUSBAND? 401 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:07,272 WHERE? 402 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:10,408 INCOMING. 403 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,442 HEY, MAN. 404 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,179 DID YOU SEE THAT? 405 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:16,948 I'M FUCKING MAN MEAT. 406 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,316 I LOVE THIS PLACE. 407 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:19,584 I THINK YOU'VE CREATED A MONSTER. 408 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,352 I'M GONNA GO GET SOME NUTS, 409 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:23,888 SO TRY AND KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS. 410 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:25,723 DO YOU KNOW WHAT? 411 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:29,027 YOU ARE A LITTLE BIT HARD TO FIGURE OUT, 412 00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,295 BUT YOU'RE FUN. 413 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,664 - HA. - COMPLICATED BUT FUN. 414 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,733 AND I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING CATHY'S CANCER FRIEND. 415 00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:38,169 AND HER REGULAR FRIEND TOO. 416 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:40,071 THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 417 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,773 SICK PEOPLE NEED SICK FRIENDS. 418 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,777 WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE MAKING LIFE A LITTLE MORE BEARABLE. 419 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,045 NO PUN INTENDED. 420 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,080 OKAY, SO JUST LOOKING AHEAD... 421 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,482 IS THERE, LIKE, A LADY BEARS' ROOM IN THIS PLACE? 422 00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:53,451 I MEAN, I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT A BAR WITH ALL MEN 423 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,720 IS GONNA HAVE SOMEPLACE I'M GONNA WANT TO REST MY ASS. 424 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,388 THAT IS A REALLY GOOD QUESTION. 425 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,724 I THINK THAT YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN WITH THAT ONE. 426 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:04,262 - HUH. - UM... 427 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,164 YOU GUYS ARE GREAT COMPANY, 428 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,966 BUT I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF 429 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,402 IF I DON'T MEET THAT PANDA BEAR BEFORE I LEAVE. 430 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:13,505 YOU GOT GET HIM. 431 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,614 THAT IS--THAT'S INCREDIBLE. 432 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,354 HE'S GONNA GO HAVE SOME KIND OF SEX WITH THAT GUY. 433 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:30,621 YEAH, LOOKS THAT WAY. 434 00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:32,056 YEAH, BUT WHERE? 435 00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,425 DO THEY HAVE A SPECIAL ROOM OR SECTION? 436 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:37,028 I MEAN, CALL ME ROMANTIC, BUT I'D NEED A BED. 437 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:38,196 AT LEAST A CLEAN SHEET. 438 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:39,597 YEAH, BUT IT'S KIND OF GREAT. 439 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:42,567 I MEAN, THEY JUST COME HERE AND THEN HOOK UP, YOU KNOW? 440 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:46,771 YEAH, AND THEN FUCK ALL THEY LIKE. 441 00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:49,040 IT'S KIND OF SEXY. 442 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,708 HEY... 443 00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,845 KISS ME. 444 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,686 GET YOUR OWN BAR. 445 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,891 DUDE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UP WITH HER. 446 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,393 SHE SAID SHE'S SICK OR SOMETHING. 447 00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,128 REALLY? SO SHE'S NOT COMING DOWN? 448 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,729 WHO KNOWS WITH HER? 449 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,364 YOU KNOW, SHE KIND OF CHANGES HER MIND A LOT, 450 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,832 SO I'LL TELL HER YOU CAME BY THOUGH. 451 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,035 ANDREA! 452 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,903 UH, MYK'S HERE. 453 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:20,171 WOW. 454 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,040 SORRY I'M LATE. 455 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,875 NO, NO PROBLEM. YOU READY? 456 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,811 - MM-HMM. - OKAY. 457 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:29,113 TAKE CARE, MAN. 458 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,115 I'LL DEAL WITH YOU WHEN I GET HOME. 459 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,651 PREPARE YOURSELF. 460 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,154 DON'T CHOKE ON A MEATBALL. 461 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,026 HEY, I BROUGHT SOME JUICE OVER FOR YOUR MOM. 462 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:45,263 IT'S A BLEND OF 15 EDIBLE WILD GRASSES. 463 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,931 IT'S LIKE THE HEALTHIEST THING YOU COULD EVER DRINK. 464 00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:49,600 - OKAY. - WHAT'S UP? 465 00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:51,436 WHAT'S WRONG? POLLY GOT YOUR PECKER? 466 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:52,770 WHAT? 467 00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:54,939 SOMETHING'S UP. SPILL. 468 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,442 MAYBE I COULD MAKE IT BETTER OR I COULD MAKE IT WORSE, 469 00:17:57,443 --> 00:18:00,111 BUT WE WON'T KNOW UNTIL YOU START TALKING. 470 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,746 MIA DE-FRIENDED ME. 471 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,581 WELL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, ADAM? 472 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,916 YOU SHIT WHERE YOU LAY. 473 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,684 THAT'S NOT MAKING ME FEEL BETTER. 474 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:08,286 IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO. 475 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,288 LOOK, IT STINGS NOW, BUT YOU JUST GOT TO TRY 476 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:13,458 TO LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS AND DO BETTER WITH THE NEXT GIRL. 477 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:14,892 I DON'T WANT THE NEXT GIRL. 478 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,260 I WANT HER BACK. 479 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,462 WELL, OF COURSE YOU DO, 480 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,630 BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'LL NEVER FIND SOMEBODY 481 00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:21,899 LIKE HER AGAIN AND YOU RUINED IT. 482 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,202 AND NOW YOU'RE DOOMED TO THINK SHE'S THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU 483 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:27,271 UNTIL SOMEONE ELSE CONVINCES YOU OTHERWISE 484 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,073 OR YOU JUST LOWER YOUR BAR. 485 00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:33,277 BUT JUST TRY NOT TO CONFUSE HOW GREAT SHE WAS 486 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,980 WITH THE FACT THAT SHE GOT AWAY. 487 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:37,849 AND--AND DON'T TREAT EVERYONE ELSE LIKE CRAP 488 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,383 TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER. 489 00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:43,754 I CAUGHT THAT "MEATBALL" LINE TO ANDREA. 490 00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:45,556 I'M TALKING ON A PRETTY ADVANCED LEVEL HERE. 491 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:49,494 AM I HELPING YOU OR AM I HURTING? 492 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:50,795 YOU WANT TO PLAY PORTAL 2? 493 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,497 OH, YES! LET ME PUT THIS AWAY. 494 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,931 SWEET. 495 00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:58,069 OKAY, SO A GRIZZLY ADAMS IS A BIG GUY 496 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,171 WHO LIKES BEARS BUT ISN'T A BEAR, 497 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:03,074 AND A BEAR TRAPPER IS A GUY WHO LIKES BEARS 498 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,109 BUT IS TOO SMALL TO BE A BEAR? 499 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,544 YOU ARE ALMOST AN HONORARY BEAR 500 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,012 FOR REMEMBERING ALL THAT. 501 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:11,682 OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEAR WHO LIKES WOMEN? 502 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:12,884 THAT'D BE A DYKE. 503 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:16,354 I'M A DYKE WITH AWESOME NEW FRIENDS! 504 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,189 NEXT ROUND'S ON ME. 505 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,825 OH. 506 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,093 OH, SHIT! 507 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,494 OH, GOD. - JESUS, PAUL. 508 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,695 WHAT'D YOU DO TO YOURSELF? - OH, GOD, HONEY. 509 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,430 I JUST WENT TO WORK. THAT'S ALL I DID. 510 00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,232 OH, THIS IS VERY EMBARRASSING NOW. 511 00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:29,333 EXCUSE ME. 512 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,668 I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL EVENING. 513 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:31,836 DO YOU MIND IF I GIVE YOU A HUG? 514 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,504 OH, KIND SIR, I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG IDEA. 515 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:34,839 THIS LOVELY LADY'S MY WIFE. 516 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,541 NO! OH, GOD! 517 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,209 OH! 518 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,511 IS IT IN? 519 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,946 OH! 520 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:43,781 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE BACK PROBLEMS TILL YOU STOP SLUMPING. 521 00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:46,751 OWN YOUR HEIGHT. ENGAGE YOUR CORE. 522 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,453 THANK YOU. 523 00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:51,356 I'M HEALED! 524 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,793 IT'S A MIRACLE. 525 00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,361 WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEAR WHO CAN DO THAT? 526 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,496 A CHIROPRACTOR. 527 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,696 HEY, MR. SMILEY. WHAT'S UP? 528 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:35,333 OH, I THINK MY BACK HAS A BOYFRIEND AND IT'S IN LOVE. 529 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,602 SO HOW WAS THAT... 530 00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:41,639 WHEREVER YOU WERE WITH WHOEVER THAT WAS? 531 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,408 OH, LET'S JUST SAY THAT I AM A FAN OF PANDA BEAR. 532 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,111 THEN WHY'D YOU THROW HIS NUMBER AWAY? 533 00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:48,779 NOT SOUL MATE MATERIAL. 534 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,032 WHAT? 535 00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:10,134 YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I HAVE A CHUNK OF FOOD IN MY TEETH. 536 00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,335 OH, NO. 537 00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:14,105 YOUR TEETH ARE VERY NICE AND WHITE AND BIG. 538 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,773 THANKS. 539 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,942 JUST SO YOU KNOW, I AM THE KIND OF WOMAN 540 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,610 YOU CAN BE STRAIGHT UP WITH AND SAY, 541 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:22,713 "GET THAT DAMN SPINACH OUT OF YOUR GRILL, GIRL." 542 00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:24,583 UNDERSTAND? - MM-HMM. 543 00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:37,228 DUDE, I NEED YOU TO TURN YOUR EYES DOWN. 544 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,597 YOU HAVE TO STOP LOOKING AT ME AND SAY SOMETHING. 545 00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:42,233 IT'S FREAKY. - I'M SORRY. 546 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,268 I'M--I'M STARING AT YOU 547 00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:45,770 BECAUSE I COULDN'T BELIEVE ALL THIS-- 548 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:48,439 THE RESTAURANT, THE FOOD, 549 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:52,410 YOU SITTING THERE EATING YOUR STEAK WERE REAL. 550 00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:53,511 IT'S LIKE A DREAM. 551 00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:56,714 A--A GOOD DREAM? 552 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:58,015 THE BEST. 553 00:21:58,016 --> 00:21:59,650 ANDREA, I HAVE SUCH BIG DREAMS. 554 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,085 I WANT THE BIG JOB. 555 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:02,253 I WANT THE BIG CAR. 556 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:04,689 I WANT THE BIG HOUSE. 557 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,590 I WANT EVERYTHING SUPERSIZED. 558 00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:09,727 THEN YOU ASKED THE RIGHT GIRL OUT TO DINNER. 559 00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:11,128 I HAVE BIG DREAMS TOO. 560 00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:13,764 AFTER I GRADUATE, I'M GOING TO FASHION SCHOOL. 561 00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:15,266 OH. 562 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,767 SOMEBODY'S GOT TO MAKE SEXY CLOTHES FOR GIRLS LIKE ME. 563 00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:17,768 I MADE THIS. 564 00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:19,170 - SERIOUSLY? - UH-HUH. 565 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,538 THAT IS A HOT DRESS. 566 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,506 THANK YOU. 567 00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:28,746 JESUS. WHAT NOW? 568 00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:31,148 YOU HAVE SOME DAMN SALAD IN YOUR GRILL, GIRL. 569 00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:33,184 OH, GOD. 570 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,391 HEY, YOU. 571 00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:42,960 I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU TONIGHT WAS REALLY FUN. 572 00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:45,029 THANK YOU. 573 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,163 YOU'RE WELCOME. 574 00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:49,700 PAUL IS ALL UP IN HIS MALENESS NOW. 575 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,335 OH, I HEAR WATER AND AN ECHO. 576 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,170 PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU'RE NOT ON THE TOILET. 577 00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:55,072 I'M TAKING A BATH. 578 00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:56,340 OH. 579 00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:58,376 I THOUGHT TODAY WAS A DAY THAT NEEDED 580 00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,810 A BATH AT THE END OF IT. 581 00:22:59,811 --> 00:23:01,879 AND YOU TAKE BATHS. I LOVE THAT. 582 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,114 IT'S A DYING ART. 583 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:05,316 THE BATH IS MY FAVORITE PLACE TO MEDITATE. 584 00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:09,120 I'M SURPRISED YOUR PLACE IS BIG ENOUGH TO HAVE A BATH. 585 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,755 PUT ME ON SPEAKER. 586 00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:12,656 - WHY? - JUST DO ME A FAVOR. 587 00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:13,758 FOR THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, 588 00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:15,192 TRY NOT TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS. 589 00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:16,894 OKAY. 590 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:19,697 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 591 00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,599 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 592 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,733 OKAY, SORRY. 593 00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:24,435 I WITHDRAW THE QUESTION. 594 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:29,373 I AM CLOSING...MY EYES. 595 00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:32,343 BREATHE WITH ME. 596 00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:35,012 ALL RIGHT, JUST FOLLOW MY BREATH. 597 00:23:35,013 --> 00:23:36,847 YOU INHALE... 598 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,787 YOU EXHALE. 599 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,259 INHALE... 600 00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,164 EXHALE. 601 00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:58,135 IN... 602 00:24:00,071 --> 00:24:01,539 OUT. 603 00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:08,379 JUST LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF YOUR BREATH AND MINE. 604 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:10,981 IN... 605 00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:14,685 OUT. 606 00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:20,191 IN... 607 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,725 SO, YOU KNOW, ANYWAYS, 608 00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:24,762 I'M SAVING UP FOR A NEW CAR. 609 00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:26,597 DO YOU LIKE CONVERTIBLES? 610 00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:27,798 HELL YEAH. 611 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,066 I LIKE THE WAY YOU ROLL, MYK. 612 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:31,570 I LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 613 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,688 OOH! A BRAVIA! THAT'S A BIG TV. 614 00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:53,257 I ONLY LIKE THE BIGGEST AND THE BEST. 615 00:25:00,565 --> 00:25:03,367 IN... 616 00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:04,668 OUT. 617 00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:10,908 INHALE... 618 00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:12,276 EXHALE. 619 00:25:14,579 --> 00:25:16,013 STILL BREATHING? 620 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:17,515 YES. 621 00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:21,051 GOOD NIGHT. 622 00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:23,888 THANK YOU. 623 00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:25,289 YOU'RE THE BEST. 624 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:27,358 I KNOW. 625 00:25:31,496 --> 00:25:33,330 YOU KNOW HE'S A LITTLE LIGHT IN THE LOAFERS, RIGHT? 626 00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:36,767 OH, JEEZ! 627 00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:38,168 MARLENE! 628 00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:40,004 TRUST ME, THAT LITTLE PEEP SHOW 629 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:42,006 WAS MUCH ME EMBARRASSING FOR ME. 630 00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:44,275 WHAT, YOU CAN'T SHOW UP WHEN I'M HAVING A BOWL OF CEREAL? 631 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:46,210 WHY ARE YOU IN MY BATH TUB? 632 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,811 MAYBE MY BUTT'S DIRTY. 633 00:25:47,812 --> 00:25:50,648 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 634 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:52,216 ARE YOU HERE TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY 635 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,618 BECAUSE I GOT OFF TO A MAN OTHER THAN MY HUSBAND? 636 00:25:54,619 --> 00:25:56,186 NO WAY. 637 00:25:56,187 --> 00:25:58,289 GET IT WHERE YOU CAN. LIFE'S SHORT. 638 00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:01,992 YOURS MAY BE SHORTER THAN MOST. 639 00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:04,295 ARE THERE REALLY SUCH THINGS AS SOUL MATES? 640 00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:07,398 STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS TO THE TEST. 641 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,200 YOU THINK TOO MUCH. 642 00:26:10,201 --> 00:26:11,835 YOU'RE CONNECTED TO THIS GUY. 643 00:26:11,836 --> 00:26:13,070 YOU'RE CONNECTED TO YOUR HUSBAND. 644 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:15,573 YOU'RE CONNECTED TO ME. 645 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,241 WE WERE SOUL MATES. 646 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:20,311 AND THEN YOU KILLED YOURSELF. 647 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:21,879 DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE NOT STILL CONNECTED. 648 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,881 OH, AND FYI: 649 00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:25,716 AT THE GREAT BIG PARTY IN THE SKY, 650 00:26:25,717 --> 00:26:29,019 YOU CAN JACK OFF 24/7-- NO JUDGMENTS. 651 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:33,457 HMM. 652 00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:36,594 I MISS YOU. 653 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,662 BETTER GET OUT OF THE TUB. 654 00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:40,898 YOU'RE STARTING TO PRUNE UP. 655 00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:45,436 HMM. 656 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,242 ♪ WHEN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE GOES AWAY ♪ 657 00:26:52,243 --> 00:26:53,911 PAUL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 658 00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:56,580 I FEEL SO GREAT. 659 00:26:56,581 --> 00:26:58,382 I FEEL FUCKING SPECTACULAR. 660 00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:02,853 AND I WANT YOU TO FEEL SPECTACULAR TOO. 661 00:27:02,854 --> 00:27:05,189 I FEEL SPECTACULAR. 662 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:07,958 WHAT'S WRONG? 663 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,494 MY NAIL'S GONE. 664 00:27:10,495 --> 00:27:12,896 THE DRUGS ARE WORKING. 665 00:27:12,897 --> 00:27:14,632 ♪ NOTHING SEEMS TO WORK OUT RIGHT ♪ 666 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:18,202 ♪ AND YOU'RE TRYING ♪ 667 00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:20,270 ♪ AND YOU'RE STILL... ♪ 668 00:27:20,271 --> 00:27:21,271 BEAR HUG. 669 00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:23,407 ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪ 670 00:27:23,408 --> 00:27:28,078 ♪ YEAH, YOU'RE STILL ALL RIGHT ♪ 671 00:27:28,079 --> 00:27:32,583 ♪ AND YOU'RE STILL ALL RIGHT ♪ 672 00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:37,554 ♪ YEAH, YOU'RE STILL ALL RIGHT ♪ 673 00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:40,592 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 674 00:27:41,893 --> 00:27:46,997 ♪ AND YOU'RE STILL ALL RIGHT ♪ 675 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:51,735 ♪ YEAH, YOU'RE STILL ALL RIGHT ♪ 676 00:27:51,736 --> 00:27:56,607 ♪ AND YOU'RE STILL ALL RIGHT ♪ 677 00:27:56,608 --> 00:28:00,245 ♪ YEAH, YOU'RE STILL ALL RIGHT ♪ 47092

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