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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,574 PREVIOUSLY ON THE BIG C... 2 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,042 I'M YOUR "CANCIERGE," REMEMBER? 3 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,043 ATTICUS SHERMAN. 4 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,478 IT WAS DR. SHERMAN'S OFFICE. 5 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:14,246 HE ADDED A SPOT FOR ME IN THE CLINICAL TRIAL. 6 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:16,749 MY PARENTS GOT CALLED BY OUR CHURCH TDO MISSIONARY WORK. 7 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:17,950 YOU SHOULD COME LIVE WITH US. 8 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:19,818 MAYBE THEY'RE CUTTING THESE NEW BIPOLAR DRUGS 9 00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:23,355 WITH FAIRY DUST OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I FEEL FANTASTIC. 10 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:24,757 - I'M EMILY. - I'M ADAM. 11 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,825 YOU'RE KIND OF THE "IT" GUY AROUND SCHOOL RIGHT NOW. 12 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:28,794 DOES ALL THIS CANCER STUFF SCARE YOU? 13 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:30,162 SCARED SHITLESS. 14 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:32,264 WELL, I FOR ONE THINK YOU'RE A PRETTY BRAVE BITCH. 15 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:46,178 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 16 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:51,151 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 17 00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:54,820 ♪ STEP OUT ♪ 18 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:59,626 ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 19 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:05,431 ♪ IS THIS SOME KINOF A JOKE? ♪ 20 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:10,269 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪ 21 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:15,607 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAY ♪ 22 00:01:15,608 --> 00:01:20,313 ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪ 23 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,859 IS THAT THING KEEPING YOU UP? 24 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:36,462 I COULDN'T SLEEP ANYWAY. 25 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:38,997 UGH. 26 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:41,533 OH, MY FUCKING GOD. 27 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:43,068 I'M GONNA RIP THAT FUCKING SKELETON APART 28 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:44,369 BONE BY BONE. 29 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:46,305 HE'S UNNERVING YOU. HE'S DOING HIS JOB. 30 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:47,539 HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A HE? 31 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:48,807 CAN'T EVEN TELL THE GENDER OF A SKELTON. 32 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:50,309 THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM EXTRA CREEPY. 33 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,511 I THINK FEMALES HAVE WIDER PELVIC BONES. 34 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:54,246 I LOVE YOU DEARLY, HONEY, 35 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:56,682 BUT I CAN'T ANALYZE THIS RIGHT NOW. 36 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:57,884 FUCKING NEIGHBORS. 37 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,001 THE SKELETON KEEP YOU UP TOO? 38 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:18,036 WHAT? NO. 39 00:02:18,037 --> 00:02:22,074 I'M JUST BEDAZZLING MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME. 40 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,642 YOU STILL DRESS UP? 41 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,310 HELL YEAH. 42 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,212 I LOVE HALLOWEEN. 43 00:02:27,213 --> 00:02:29,448 I REMEMBER WHEN ADAM WAS ABOUT FOUR, 44 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,917 IT WAS THE FIRST YEAR HE EVER REALLY GOT HALLOWEEN. 45 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:34,686 WE WERE DONE TRICK-OR-TREATING IN ABOUT AN HOUR. 46 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:37,389 HE CAME HOME, HE DUMPED HIS BAG ON THE FLOOR, 47 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:38,590 TORE INTO THE CANDY, 48 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:39,892 FELL ASLEEP RIGHT THERE. 49 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,393 THE NEXT MORNING, 50 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:42,995 I FOUND HIM WAITING BY THE FRONT DOOR 51 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,063 DRESSED IN HIS LITTLE POCAHONTAS COSTUME 52 00:02:45,064 --> 00:02:46,665 READY TO GO AGAIN. 53 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,300 HE WAS POCAHONTAS? 54 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,469 HE WAS OBSESSED WITH HER. 55 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,137 PAUL WAS SURE HE WAS GONNA BE GAY. 56 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:54,573 I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS IF YOU HAVE A PICTURE 57 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:57,543 I CAN TORTURE HIM WITH. 58 00:02:57,544 --> 00:03:00,079 SEEMS LIKE SUCH A LONG TIME AGO NOW. 59 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:03,615 SO WHAT ARE YOU MAKING? 60 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,317 I USUALLY JUST START CREATING 61 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:07,486 AND THEN SEE WHERE MY INSPIRATION TAKES ME. 62 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:09,254 SO I'M THINKING A SPARKLY GHOST, 63 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:10,822 OR A SPARKLY BIRD, 64 00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:13,058 OR A WITCH, BUT SPARKLY. 65 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:14,626 FUCKING PAGAN HOLIDAY. 66 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:17,462 PAUL, YOU CANNOT STEAL THEIR DECORATIONS. 67 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:18,730 OH, DON'T WORRY. 68 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:21,567 I LEFT THE ENTIRE INTERACTIVE TOMBSTONE DISPLAY 69 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:23,035 WITH THE GHOUL THAT SAYS, 70 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,903 "I'VE LOST MY HEAD. HAVE YOU SEEN IT?" 71 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:26,838 EVERY TIME I GET IN MY FUCKING CAR. 72 00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:28,807 GOD DAMN PSYCHO NEIGHBORS. 73 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:32,211 THEY'RE INFATUATED WITH DEATH OVER THERE. 74 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,546 I THINK HE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS 75 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:37,950 ABOUT MY STARTING THE CLINICAL TRIAL TODAY. 76 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,818 ARE YOU? 77 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:43,655 I'M EXCITED. 78 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:45,991 I MEAN, I HAVE A GAME PLAN. 79 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:49,161 GRANTED, IT INVOLVES NEEDLES AND HOSPITAL SMELLS, 80 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:52,397 BUT STILL, KINDA EXCITED. 81 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:56,602 WELL, I WAS GONNA LEAVE THIS OUT AS A SURPRISE, 82 00:03:56,603 --> 00:04:00,405 BUT SINCE YOU'RE UP. 83 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:01,473 OH! 84 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:03,508 I LOVE IT. 85 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:04,610 MMM! 86 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:07,013 I FEEL BRAVER AND BITCHIER ALREADY. 87 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:11,383 GOOD MORNING TO YOU. 88 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:13,385 EVERYONE ELSE IS MAKING THEIR HOUSES LOOK SCARY. 89 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:16,688 YOURS IS STARTING TO LOOK POSITIVELY INVITING, SIR. 90 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:18,290 THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. 91 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:19,791 NEIGHBOR KIDS THINK THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED, 92 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:22,294 AND MARLENE REALLY PUT THE NAIL IN THAT COFFIN 93 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,229 WHEN SHE, YOU KNOW, PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN. 94 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,999 WELL, YOU'LL PROBABLY GET TWO OR THREE 95 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,567 LITTLE TREATERS TONIGHT. 96 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:30,669 HOPEFULLY MORE AS THE YEARS PASS. 97 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:33,372 YEAH, KIDS DRESSED UP AS LIONS AND PRINCESSES 98 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,774 AND CHARLIE CHAPLIN, THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 99 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:37,843 THEN SOMEDAY I'LL DRESS MY OWN KID UP 100 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:39,845 AS ONE OF THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD, 101 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:42,180 AND WE WILL GO AROUND BEGGING FOR SUGAR. 102 00:04:42,181 --> 00:04:44,650 YOU STILL SLEEPING IN THE YARD IN THAT SCENARIO? 103 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:45,817 NOPE. 104 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:47,552 I PROMISED REBECCA I'D BE MOVED BACK INSIDE 105 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:48,553 BY THE TIME SHE GOT BACK. 106 00:04:48,554 --> 00:04:50,889 I SLEPT ON THE PORCH LAST NIGHT. 107 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,357 I'M SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT. 108 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:55,193 PLAN ON JOINING HER IN BED UPON HER RETURN. 109 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:57,329 I HOPE MY NEW DRUGS HELP ME 110 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:58,930 AS MUCH AS YOURS ARE HELPING YOU. 111 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:01,166 JESUS, THOSE WERE SOME HAIRY STRANDS OF DNA 112 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:03,068 OUR SHITHEAD PARENTS TRIED TO STRING TOGETHER. 113 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:05,837 HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 114 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:07,974 YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT TODAY. 115 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:20,852 OH, HI, HONEY BUNNY. 116 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:22,487 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS CALL EACH OTHER THAT. 117 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:24,089 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OUT OF HERE. 118 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:26,758 I CAN'T. I LIVE HERE, REMEMBER? 119 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:28,093 YEAH, THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT 120 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:30,128 TO JUST BARGE INTO MY ROOM. 121 00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:31,697 UNWAD YOUR BIKINI BRIEFS. 122 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,832 I'M JUST 'CAUSE YOUR MOM WANTED ME TO TELL YOU 123 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,000 THAT BREAKFAST IS READY. 124 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,101 TELL HER I'LL EAT SOMETHING LATER. 125 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:37,235 I'M NOT YOUR MESSENGER. 126 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:38,904 YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS. 127 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,839 LOOK, BITCH, I JUST THINK IT'D BE NICE 128 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,974 IF YOU GAVE YOUR MOM A GOOD LUCK HUG OR SOMETHING. 129 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:44,576 THEN SHE'LL GET ALL WEIRD AND START CRYING. 130 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:46,144 SO? 131 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:48,547 SHE CAN'T CRY WITH ALL THE SHIT SHE'S GOING THROUGH? 132 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:50,782 WHY DO YOU CARE? SHE'S NOT YOUR MOTHER. 133 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:52,851 YOUR MOM MOVED THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY 134 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:55,320 AND LET YOU STAY WITH A BUNCH OF STRANGERS, REMEMBER? 135 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:57,357 YOU LOOK STUPID IN THAT SHIRT. 136 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:34,326 OH, COME ON, GUYS, WE WENT OVER THIS! 137 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:35,794 EVERYTHING OKAY? 138 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:37,396 UGH, I JUST GOTTA GET THIS PROJECT TURNED AROUND 139 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,530 BY TOMORROW, 140 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:40,399 AND EVERY POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD GO WRONG 141 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,033 IS GOING WRONG! 142 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:44,736 WOULD IT BE SEXUAL HARASSMENT IF I CALLED JEFF A DOUCHE BAG? 143 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,738 IT MIGHT BE. 144 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,573 JESUS, THIS PARKING LOT IS PACKED. 145 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:49,941 I HOPE I'M NOT LATE. 146 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:52,077 THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING DESIGNATED DRIVER, HON. 147 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,745 I GOTTA GET THESE EMAILS OUT, 148 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,480 AND I JUST WOULDN'T WANT TO UPSET OPRAH 149 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:57,983 BY, YOU KNOW, TEXTING AND DRIVING. 150 00:06:57,984 --> 00:06:59,451 OH, THERE'S A SPOT. - WHAT? WHERE? 151 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,719 MISSED IT. 152 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,421 OKAY, YOU CANNOT BE A BACKSEAT DRIVER 153 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,389 IN THE FRONT SEAT WHILE TEXTING. 154 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:06,158 IT'S JUST NOT-- - THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! 155 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,492 GET THAT SPACE. 156 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:09,828 OH, MY GOD! YOU RAN OVER SOMEBODY! 157 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:11,297 YOU SCARED ME. 158 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:15,534 ARE YOU OKAY? 159 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:18,370 OH, MY-- I AM SO, SO SORRY. 160 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:19,971 I DIDN'T SEE YOU. 161 00:07:19,972 --> 00:07:21,373 - OH, IT HURTS. - WHERE, SIR? 162 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:24,976 CAN YOU--CAN YOU TELL US WHERE? 163 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:26,845 OKAY, I--I-- I DON'T SEE ANY BLOOD. 164 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:28,346 OKAY? 165 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:29,781 WHAT IF HE'S BLEEDING INTERNALLY? 166 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,216 NO, IT FELT LIKE I BARELY TAPPED HIM. 167 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:32,651 WHY DON'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING FOR-- 168 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:34,686 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TOLD ME TO-- 169 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:38,357 WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? 170 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:42,194 THAT NEVER GETS OLD. 171 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:43,962 WAIT. 172 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,530 ARE YOU FUCKING WITH US? 173 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,834 THAT WAS NOT FUNNY. 174 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,469 THAT WAS VERY FUNNY. 175 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,171 I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO BE A REALLY BAD DRIVER 176 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:55,707 TO HIT SOMEONE IN A PARKING LOT. 177 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:59,177 OH, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN EVERY DAY. 178 00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:00,712 YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF US. 179 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:02,247 BOO. 180 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:04,249 HAVE A NICE DAY. 181 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:07,085 FUCKING FREAK. 182 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:31,977 JEEZ! 183 00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:33,144 YOU KNOCK MUCH? 184 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:34,479 AS IF YOU COULD HEAR ME KNOCKING 185 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,616 OVER YOUR SHITTY TASTE IN MUSIC ANYHOW. 186 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:39,050 CATHY ASKED ME TO BRING THAT TO YOU. 187 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:40,785 OH, DIABETES IN A BAG. 188 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:42,621 THANKS. DID YOU OPEN THIS? 189 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:45,023 YOU DIDN'T EXPECT ME TO BRING IT ALL THE WAY OVER HERE 190 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,858 FOR FREE, DID YOU? 191 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,927 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 192 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,929 DO YOU HEAR A THUMPING NOISE? 193 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:53,498 NOT NOW, BUT WHEN YOU CAME IN? 194 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,066 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - OKAY, SHIT. 195 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:57,502 I KEEP HEARING THESE NOISES, 196 00:08:57,503 --> 00:09:00,205 LIKE A THUMPING OR SOMETHING. 197 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,040 IT COMES FROM OVER HERE, 198 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,408 AND THEN IT'S OVER THERE. 199 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:05,544 BUT WHEN I TRY TO FOLLOW THE SOUND, 200 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,712 WHOO, IT GOES SOMEWHERE ELSE. 201 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:11,049 I'M KIND WORRIED THAT I'M GOING CRAZY AGAIN, 202 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,250 HEARING GHOSTS OR SOMETHING. 203 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:14,319 OH, MY GOD, IT'S MARLENE. 204 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,954 YEAH, RIGHT, GOOD ONE. 205 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,455 I'M SERIOUS. 206 00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:19,124 SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE DIE AT HOME, 207 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:20,592 THEIR SPIRITS GET STUCK. 208 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,060 IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. 209 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:23,228 DON'T FUCK WITH ME, ANDREA. 210 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,796 MY MENTAL STATE CAN'T TAKE IT RIGHT NOW. 211 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:26,698 I'M NOT! I BELIEVE IN THIS SHIT. 212 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:29,367 A FRIEND OF MY GRANNY'S USED TO CLEAN HOUSES, 213 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:31,102 AND THIS ONE TIME SHE WAS CLEANING THIS ROOM 214 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:32,771 OF THIS GUY THAT DIED. 215 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:34,539 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, 216 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,274 SHE STARTED FEELING SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD 217 00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:38,343 RIGHT ABOVE HER HEAD. 218 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:40,679 AND SO SHE SLOWLY LOOKED UP, 219 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,348 AND BOOM, A LIGHT BULB BURST RIGHT IN HER FACE. 220 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:46,484 IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD SAGE THE HELL OUT OF THIS PLACE. 221 00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:48,053 IT'S THE ONLY WAY THE SPIRITS WILL KNOW 222 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,554 THAT IT'S TIME TO GO. 223 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:50,989 YOU HEAR THAT, MARLENE? 224 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:54,559 IT'S TIME TO CROSS OVER, YOU OLD RACIST BITCH! 225 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:55,927 WAIT, ANDREA. 226 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,696 COULD YOU HANG OUT FOR A MINUTE? 227 00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:58,830 SEE IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN? 228 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:00,432 NO, NO, NO. HELL NO. 229 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,668 IF YOU GOT GHOSTS IN HERE, I WANT NO PART OF IT. 230 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,108 SHIT. 231 00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:22,854 I AM OFFICIALLY CHECKED IN. 232 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:25,323 WHOO-HOO. 233 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:28,193 OH, LOOK AT THE CUTE VAMPIRE NURSE. 234 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,695 I HOPE SHE'S THE ONE THAT TAKES THE BLOOD. 235 00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:32,764 NO, I LIKE THAT THE STAFF 236 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:34,132 DRESSES UP HERE FOR HALLOWEEN. 237 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,600 HOSPITALS CAN BE SO DEPRESSING. 238 00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:38,670 IT'S NICE TO SEE PEOPLE HAVING A LITTLE FUN. 239 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:40,005 FUN? 240 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:41,906 YOU CALL THAT FUN? 241 00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:43,441 CANCER NURSE DRESSED UP LIKE A DEAD PERSON? 242 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:45,243 SEEMS MORE LIKE SHITTY TASTE TO ME. 243 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:48,013 OH, GREAT, NOW MY EMAILS AREN'T GOING THROUGH. 244 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:49,481 FUCK ME! 245 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,615 UGH! 246 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:52,250 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO WORK. 247 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:53,518 NO. 248 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,220 I'M GONNA STAY HERE WITH YOU. 249 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,488 NO, I KNOW YOU WANT TO, 250 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,656 BUT YOU'RE STARTING TO STRESS ME OUT 251 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,957 WITH ALL THE TEXTING AND THE BUZZING 252 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:01,960 AND THE NEGATIVE ENERGY RIGHT NOW. 253 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:05,296 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 254 00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:08,066 DUMB DEADLINE, IT'S JUST MAKING ME CRAZY. 255 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:09,234 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? 256 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,169 I'M GONNA TURN THIS THING OFF. 257 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,904 SCREW THEM. 258 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,906 OH, FUCK ME IN MY FAT ASS. 259 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:16,541 GO. 260 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,776 PLEASE. 261 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,577 WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 262 00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:23,348 I'M OKAY DOING THINGS MYSELF, I REALLY AM. 263 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,451 OKAY, HONEY. 264 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,955 I'LL BE BACK IN A JIFFY, 265 00:11:30,956 --> 00:11:33,525 IF NOT SOONER, OKAY? 266 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,294 YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE. 267 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:46,405 JUST FOR THE RECORD, I FIND YOUR OUTFIT HIGHLY OFFENSIVE. 268 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:50,208 CATHY JAMISON. 269 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,276 YES. 270 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:52,745 FOLLOW ME, PLEASE. 271 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,617 WE JUST NEED YOU TO FILL OUT SOME PAPERWORK HERE, 272 00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:01,753 AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE WE'LL GRAB A QUICK "BLOOOOD" SAMPLE 273 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:02,921 BEFORE WE START TREATMENT. 274 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:05,491 OKAY, THANK YOU. 275 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,661 OH, MAN, LOOK WHO IT IS. 276 00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:46,431 MY WOULD-BE ASSASSIN. 277 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,435 THIS MUST BE PRETTY AWKWARD FOR YOU, RIGHT? 278 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,871 BY THE WAY, I-- 279 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,806 I THINK I'M DEVELOPING A HEMATOMA, 280 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,975 WHICH WILL BE VERY EASY TO REMEMBER 281 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,476 BECAUSE IT RHYMES WITH MELANOMA, RIGHT? 282 00:12:58,477 --> 00:12:59,911 SO THEN PEOPLE WILL JUST KNOW ME 283 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,112 AS THE "OMA" GUY. 284 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,914 - DO YOU MIND? - THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE-- 285 00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,349 LOOK, I THINK I'VE SEEN ENOUGH-- 286 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,383 OH, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 287 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:07,018 THEN TAKE OUT THE FUCKING EAR BUDS, 288 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,889 SHUT UP, AND LET ME FILL OUT MY GODDAMN PAPERWORK. 289 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,862 HEY, JOHN, HOW ARE YOU? 290 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,268 LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE TIP, 291 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:26,004 CATHERINE TOLKA-- 292 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,039 - TOLKE. - TOLKE JAMISON. 293 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,242 I'M GUESSING THIS IS YOUR FIRST CLINICAL TRIAL, RIGHT? 294 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:33,845 AND CLINICAL TRIALS, THEY'RE VERY MUCH LIKE, UM, 295 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:35,580 THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. 296 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,715 RIGHT NOW CLIQUES ARE FORMING 297 00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:40,218 AND BONDS ARE BEING MADE, 298 00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:44,190 AND NOBODY WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE MEAN BLONDE GIRL. 299 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,299 - HEY, HOT STUFF. - OH, HEY. 300 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,135 YOU DIDN'T CALL ME BACK. 301 00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,403 UH, SORRY. 302 00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,772 I PUT MY PHONE ON SILENT, FORGOT TO CHECK IT. 303 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,440 THAT'S COOL, I WAS JUST CHECKING TO SEE 304 00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,008 IF YOU WANNA GO TO SEGRID'S PARTY TOGETHER. 305 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,376 IT'S ON FRIDAY. 306 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:08,913 MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW. 307 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:10,014 EWW. 308 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,683 GROSS. WHAT ARE THOSE? 309 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,284 THEY ARE FETAL PIGS, MR. BOBICK, 310 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,186 WHICH WE WILL BE DISSECTING IN CLASS TODAY. 311 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:18,857 EVERYONE, KINDLY GRAB GLOVES AND A PAIR OF GOGGLES, 312 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,993 AND HEAD IN GROUPS OF FIVE TO A LAB STATION, PLEASE. 313 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:23,595 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING DEAD BEFORE. 314 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,396 IT'S TOTALLY FREAKING ME OUT. 315 00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:26,397 COME ON. 316 00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,534 MISS THOMPSON. 317 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,616 SHIT. 318 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,588 DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE HAVE YOUR INSURANCE APPROVAL FORM? 319 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,523 UM... 320 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:54,726 NOT SURE. 321 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,894 IT'S BLUE 322 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,629 WITH SEVEN NUMBERS ON TOP, 323 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,997 STARTING WITH "W-X." 324 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:00,098 UH... 325 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:04,235 I DON'T SEE IT. - THAT'S UNFORTUNATE. 326 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,603 TECHNICALLY WE NEED TO HAVE THAT ON FILE 327 00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:08,506 BEFORE WE CAN BEGIN TREATMENT. 328 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,275 WELL, CAN YOU CALL MY INSURANCE 329 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,443 AND HAVE THEM FAX IT OVER OR SOMETHING? 330 00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:13,878 WE TRIED. 331 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,146 THEY'RE CLAIMING THEY HAVE NO RECORD OF APPROVING IT. 332 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:17,815 THEY ARE? 333 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:20,451 OH, YOU CALLED MY SECONDARY. 334 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,754 I SWITCHED TO MY HUSBAND'S POLICY 335 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:26,958 BECAUSE IT COVERS MORE, SO DO I HAVE THE CARD? 336 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:31,062 DO I? 337 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:34,599 DO I HAVE THE CARD? 338 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,634 NO, I DON'T. 339 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:38,970 YOU KNOW, MY HUSBAND USUALLY HANDLES ALL THIS STUFF. 340 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:42,140 HE'S MY "CANCIERGE." 341 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,108 IT'S A LITTLE JOKE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US. 342 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,411 WE'RE ONLY DOING TREATMENTS FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF HOURS. 343 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,313 IF YOU CAN'T TRACK THE FORM DOWN BY THEN, 344 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:49,514 THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO START TOMORROW. 345 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,515 TOMOR--NO. 346 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:51,783 I WANT TO START TODAY. 347 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,185 I'VE--I'VE WAITED WEEKS FOR THIS. 348 00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:56,120 SO LET ME CALL MY HUSBAND. 349 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,355 I'M SURE WE CAN WORK IT OUT. 350 00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,158 OKAY. 351 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,963 CALL TOM BACK. 352 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,831 TELL HIM I NEED THOSE PROOFS BY TOMORROW. 353 00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,299 WHAT'S THE STATUS ON R.L.S.? 354 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,667 STILL WAITING TO HEAR. 355 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:10,835 OF COURSE YOU ARE. 356 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,337 HUMAN RESOURCES WANTS TO SEE ME? 357 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,471 WHAT THE HELL FOR? 358 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,273 I DON'T KNOW. THEY SAID IT WAS URGENT. 359 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,608 HUH. 360 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,277 ELIMINATED? 361 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,779 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY JOB'S BEEN ELIMINATED? 362 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,614 UNFORTUNATELY YOUR POSITION IS NO LONGER REQUIRED 363 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,717 TO KEEP THE DEPARTMENT RUNNING SMOOTHLY. 364 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,352 BUT THE COMPANY JUST PROMOTED ME 365 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,220 TO THIS POSITION A FEW MONTHS AGO. 366 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:31,055 I KNOW, THIS MUST BE QUITE A SHOCK. 367 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,657 DAMN RIGHT IT'S A SHOCK. 368 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,726 I MEAN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, 369 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,328 GO BACK TO BEING AN ASSOCIATE NOW? 370 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,263 WELL, AS YOU KNOW, THAT POSITION WAS FILLED 371 00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:40,832 WHEN YOU WERE PROMOTED. 372 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,334 AND I'M AFRAID THAT THERE ISN'T ANY ROOM IN THE BUDGET 373 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,137 TO HIRE AN ADDITIONAL ASSOCIATE. 374 00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:49,040 WAIT A MINUTE. 375 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,341 AM I BEING FIRED? 376 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,476 NOT FIRED. 377 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:53,044 LET GO. 378 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,113 WHICH ENTITLES YOU TO A SEVERANCE PACKAGE. 379 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,814 SEVERANCE PACKAGE? 380 00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,850 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? 381 00:16:58,851 --> 00:16:59,951 THIS IS BULLSHIT! 382 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,152 OKAY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU 383 00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:02,186 TO CALM DOWN. 384 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,321 CALM DOWN? 385 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,323 HOW CAN YOU ASK ME TO CALM DOWN? 386 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:08,726 YOU KNOW MY WIFE HAS CANCER! 387 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:13,331 OH, MY GOD! 388 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:14,766 THIS IS BECAUSE SHE'S SICK 389 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,267 AND I'VE BEEN TAKING TIME OFF. 390 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:17,535 I COULD SUE YOU FOR THIS. 391 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,637 PAUL, I KNOW THIS FEELS LIKE A PERSONAL ATTACK, 392 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,572 BUT I THINK THAT YOU ARE OVERREACTING. 393 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,541 REALLY, CHERYL? 394 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,977 'CAUSE I THINK MY REACTION IS PRETTY FUCKING NORMAL 395 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:28,446 GIVEN THE SHIT THAT I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH. 396 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:31,649 I ADMIT THAT MY FOCUS HAS BEEN A LITTLE SPLIT RECENTLY, 397 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,684 AND MAYBE I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING THE BEST JOB OF MY LIFE. 398 00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:35,353 BUT I WORK A FUCK OF A LOT HARDER 399 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,055 THAN THE OTHER ASSHOLES IN MY DIVISION, 400 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,857 AND I DO NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED THIS WAY! 401 00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,759 OH, SHIT. 402 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,561 OH, SHIT! - I'M SORRY, PAUL. 403 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,698 I KNOW THIS IS A BAD TIME. 404 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,602 YOU KNOW THE NEXT TIME YOU FIRE SOMEBODY ON HALLOWEEN, 405 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,739 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE OFF YOUR POINTY FUCKING EARS FIRST. 406 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,282 AS YOU BEGIN TO REMOVE THE HEART, 407 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,117 NOTICE HOW THE SURFACE IS COVERED WITH BLOOD VESSELS. 408 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:08,152 IF THOSE GET BLOCKED, GUESS WHAT HAPPENS. 409 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,454 HEART ATTACK. 410 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,456 DOCTORS SOMETIMES USE PIG VALVES 411 00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:13,424 TO REPLACE DAMAGED HUMAN ONES. 412 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,692 NO WAY. 413 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,394 SO THERE ARE, LIKE, ACTUAL PEOPLE WALKING AROUND 414 00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,096 WITH PIG PARTS INSIDE THEM? 415 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,530 OH, YES, AND GRATEFUL TOO. 416 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,665 IT CAN MEAN THE DIFFERENCE 417 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,800 BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH FOR SOME FOLKS. 418 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,503 OH, MAN, THAT IS DISGUSTING. 419 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,004 HEADS UP. 420 00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,172 NICE CATCH, DUDE. 421 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,074 SOME POOR, SICK BASTARD JUST DIED. 422 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:31,909 JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU ASSHOLE! 423 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,644 BREAK IT UP. BREAK IT UP. 424 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,413 I SAID BREAK IT UP, COME ON! 425 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:38,950 PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW. 426 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,018 SIT DOWN. 427 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,721 YOU'VE REACHED PAUL JAMISON. 428 00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,456 PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP. 429 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,427 PAUL, YOU HAVE TO CALL ME BACK. 430 00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,495 CALL ME BACK. 431 00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,531 I NEED THAT INSURANCE INFORMATION. 432 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,813 YOU HAVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 433 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,160 OW. 434 00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:25,897 UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 435 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:29,834 TRYING JUST TO GET A GODDAMN WATER. 436 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,137 FUCKING MACHINE. 437 00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:39,844 AM I SENSING JUST A LITTLE UNRESOLVED ANGER? 438 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:40,912 I'M HAVING A BAD DAY, OKAY? 439 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:41,913 APPARENTLY. 440 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,247 MY INSURANCE IS FUCKED UP, 441 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,582 AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA LET ME START THE TREATMENT 442 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,083 UNTIL TOMORROW, AND IT IS FREAKING ME OUT. 443 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:47,518 IT'S JUST A DAY. 444 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,620 I KNOW IT'S JUST A DAY. 445 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:53,691 BUT WHAT IF TODAY IS THE DAY THAT TIPS THE SCALE? 446 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,927 I JUST--I WANTED TODAY TO GO SMOOTHLY. 447 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,862 I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I WOKE UP, 448 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,430 AND NOW I JUST-- 449 00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:01,899 WHY CAN'T ANYTHING GO THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO? 450 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,134 OH, IT DID. 451 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,003 JUST DIDN'T GO THE WAY YOU WANTED IT TO. 452 00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:08,739 YOU MAY BE A BRAVE BITCH, 453 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:11,842 BUT YOU CAN'T CONTROL THE UNIVERSE. 454 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,978 YOU'RE THE WATER, NOT THE ROCK. 455 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:16,214 OH, JESUS, WHAT ARE YOU, 456 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,915 SOME KINDA GODDAMN BUDDHIST? 457 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:22,086 I'LL USUALLY LEAVE OFF THE "GODDAMN" PART. 458 00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:23,821 OH, SHIT. - WHAT? 459 00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:25,056 NURSE, CAN WE HAVE A LITTLE HELP? 460 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,557 WHY ARE YOU CALLING THE NURSE? 461 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,826 DON'T LOOK DOWN, BUT YOU'RE KINDA BLEEDING A LOT. 462 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,161 OH, MY GOD. 463 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,829 I SAID NOT TO LOOK DOWN. 464 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,164 COME WITH ME, WE'LL GET YOU ALL CLEANED UP, OKAY? 465 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,665 YEAH, I THINK I MIGHT-- 466 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,535 OH! 467 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,137 HEY. 468 00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,506 I MISSED YOU AT LUNCH. 469 00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:44,175 WASN'T HUNGRY. 470 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,277 YOU DIDN'T END UP GETTING DETENTION, DID YOU? 471 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:49,480 I TOLD MR. INGVOLL THAT JUSTIN WAS BEING A TOTAL PRICK. 472 00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,182 HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN MAKING FUN OF SICK PEOPLE 473 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,283 IN FRONT OF YOU. 474 00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:53,851 I FELT SO BAD. 475 00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:55,920 I DON'T NEED PEOPLE FEELING BAD FOR ME. 476 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,556 I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 477 00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:01,659 I GET HOW HARD THIS IS WITH YOUR MOM. 478 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,761 YOU KNOW, I'M HERE IF YOU EVER WANT TO TALK. 479 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,930 I DON'T, OKAY? 480 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,732 AND IF I DID, IT WOULDN'T BE WITH YOU. 481 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:08,733 WHAT? 482 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:09,767 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK, 483 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:10,801 BUT WE'RE NOT A COUPLE. 484 00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:12,069 WE DID IT ONCE. 485 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,038 THAT'S IT. IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 486 00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,873 I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 487 00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:18,376 SO STOP CALLING ME AND LEAVING NOTES ON MY LOCKER 488 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,144 AND INVITING ME TO STUPID PARTIES, 489 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:21,579 BECAUSE I'M NOT INTO YOU. 490 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,248 YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! 491 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,952 DAMN, YOU'RE A CRUEL SON OF A BITCH. 492 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,888 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO THAT GIRL TO MAKE HER CRY LIKE THAT? 493 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:32,223 GOD, YOU'RE ALWAYS IN MY FUCKING BUSINESS. 494 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,524 JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 495 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:35,026 OR WHAT? 496 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,427 YOU'LL MAKE ME CRY TOO? 497 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,130 YOU DONE NOW? 498 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,798 I'D SAY MORE, 499 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,735 BUT LUCKY FOR YOU I'M AN ANGEL TODAY. 500 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:58,449 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 501 00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,117 SEE, BUD? 502 00:22:00,118 --> 00:22:01,919 THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. 503 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,488 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A HAUNTED HOUSE. 504 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:05,489 BABY ON FIRE! 505 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,759 BABY ON FIRE! 506 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,861 WAIT, WAIT, DON'T GO. 507 00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:12,263 I HAVE CANDY. 508 00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,849 WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY? 509 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,018 DID YOU NOT GET ANY OF MY MESSAGES? 510 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,020 I CALLED THE INSURANCE COMPANY ON THE WAY OVER. 511 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,456 THEY SHOULD BE FAXING THE FORM RIGHT NOW. 512 00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:40,491 IS THAT FROM YOUR TREATMENT? 513 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:41,659 NO. 514 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:44,161 I PUT MY HAND UP A VENDING MACHINE. 515 00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:45,496 WHAT? 516 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:47,098 ACTUALLY I DON'T HAVE BANDAGES FROM MY TREATMENT, 517 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,366 BECAUSE I WASN'T ABLE TO START TODAY 518 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,668 THANKS TO YOU NOT RETURNING MY CALLS. 519 00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:52,370 BUT I GUESS JEFF THE DOUCHE BAG 520 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,405 IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY CLINICAL TRIAL. 521 00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:56,006 I WAS BUSY GETTING FIRED. 522 00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:58,409 I'M SORRY IF THAT DIDN'T FIT INTO YOUR FUCKING SCHEDULE. 523 00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:01,912 THEY FIRED YOU? 524 00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:03,247 WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME? 525 00:23:03,248 --> 00:23:04,915 IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR TREATMENT? 526 00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:06,717 YOU HAVE FUCKING CANCER, CATHY, 527 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,686 AND THAT PRETTY MUCH TRUMPS EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME. 528 00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:10,354 DO NOT ACT LIKE THIS IS MY FAULT, 529 00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:11,989 BECAUSE IF YOU WANT TO TRADE PLACES WITH ME, BUDDY, 530 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,257 I'D BE GLAD TO DO IT. 531 00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:14,725 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 532 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,861 IT'S JUST EVERYTHING IS JUST SO FUCKED RIGHT NOW. 533 00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:19,497 I MEAN, ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT YOU HAVE CANCER? 534 00:23:19,498 --> 00:23:20,998 NOW I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT FINDING A JOB 535 00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:23,100 AND GETTING INSURANCE AGAIN. 536 00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:25,803 HOW MUCH MORE SHIT CAN THEY PILE ON TOP OF OUR HEADS? 537 00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:27,171 IT'S--IT'S-- 538 00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:29,974 IT'S LIKE WE'RE BEING PUNISHED OR SOMETHING. 539 00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:32,009 JUST MAKING SURE YOU GUYS CAN SEE ME, ALL RIGHT? 540 00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:34,545 KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD, OKAY? 541 00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:37,916 - FUCK YOU! - ASSHOLE! 542 00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:41,619 HEY. 543 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:42,953 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TWO? 544 00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:44,255 I GOT FIRED. 545 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,756 MY TREATMENT GOT SCREWED UP. 546 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,525 I CAN'T START TILL TOMORROW. 547 00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:49,460 OH, MAN, THAT SUCKS. 548 00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:52,029 DO YOU WANT A BUTTERFINGER? 549 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:54,633 I'D LOVE ONE. 550 00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:02,807 - HEY. - HEY, SWEETHEART. 551 00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:03,974 YOU GOING TRICK-OR-TREATING? 552 00:24:03,975 --> 00:24:05,376 UM, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, 553 00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:06,977 AND THEN I REALIZED I WAS 15. 554 00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:08,212 SO NO. 555 00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:09,647 YOU USED TO LOVE HALLOWEEN. 556 00:24:09,648 --> 00:24:11,115 YEAH, WELL, NOW I HATE IT. 557 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,452 THAT MAKES IT UNANIMOUS. 558 00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:17,455 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 559 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,725 I HAVE ENOUGH 'WEEN LOVE FOR ALL OF US. 560 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,508 WHAT? 561 00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:38,742 WHAT, MARLENE? 562 00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:40,411 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME? 563 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,213 DO YOU WANT ME GONE? 564 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:43,581 THEN JUST SAY IT. 565 00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:47,017 BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND "BUMP" AND "SWOOSH." 566 00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:48,652 CRAZY OLD LADY. 567 00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:53,557 YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY HOPE YOU ARE REAL, MARLENE, 568 00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:55,726 BECAUSE IF YOU ARE REAL, 569 00:24:55,727 --> 00:24:57,595 THAT MEANS I'M NOT CRAZY, 570 00:24:57,596 --> 00:24:58,829 AND THAT'S A GOOD THING, 571 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,264 'CAUSE I GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE 572 00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:02,633 THAT I NEED TO BE SANE FOR RIGHT NOW. 573 00:25:02,634 --> 00:25:04,134 I'M ACTUALLY-- 574 00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:06,170 I'M ACTUALLY BREAKING ONE OF MY RULES 575 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,873 BY TALKING OUT LOUD WITH NO ONE ELSE IN THE ROOM. 576 00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:17,281 SO IF YOU ARE A REAL GHOST, 577 00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:20,684 MARLENE, COULD YOU JUST DO ME A FAVOR 578 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:25,789 AND--AND GO TOWARD THE LIGHT OR WHATEVER. 579 00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:28,192 JUST PLEASE DON'T STAY HERE. 580 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:32,429 I HAVE TO BE SANE, MARLENE. 581 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:35,833 PLEASE. 582 00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:40,271 PLEASE LET ME BE SANE. 583 00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:14,506 OH! 584 00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:19,877 OH. 585 00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:23,714 OH, ALL RIGHT, FLY AWAY. 586 00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:25,416 GO ON. 587 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,984 FLY HOME. 588 00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:28,852 FLY HOME, LITTLE OWL. 589 00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:30,020 GET OUT. 590 00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:32,356 FLY AWAY. FLY AWAY. 591 00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:35,427 OH, THANK CHRIST. 592 00:26:56,247 --> 00:27:01,652 ♪ WHEN DID YOU FALL DOWN FROM HEAVEN ♪ 593 00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:02,953 OKAY. 594 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,655 YOU'RE ALL SET. 595 00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:08,626 ♪ WERE YOU GONNA LET ME KNOW ♪ 596 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,794 ♪ THAT THERE'S AN ANGEL ♪ 597 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:15,599 ♪ AND SHE JUST MOVED IN NEXT DOOR ♪ 598 00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:24,141 ♪ WHEN DID YOU SAY GOOD-BYE TO HEAVEN ♪ 599 00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:30,948 ♪ AND LEAVE THOSE STARRY STARRY SKIES ♪ 600 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:36,020 ♪ WHEN DID YOU LEAVE HEAVEN ♪ 601 00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:40,024 ♪ SWEET ANGEL OF MINE ♪ 602 00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:47,431 ♪ I'M HOPING AND I'M PRAYING ♪ 603 00:27:47,432 --> 00:27:49,366 ♪ LOVING ME WON'T MAKE YOU ♪ 604 00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:52,269 ♪ FALL DOWN FROM GRACE ♪ 605 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:59,176 ♪ YES I'M HOPING AND I'M PRAYING ♪ 606 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:04,615 ♪ THAT THE GOOD LORD DON'T TAKE YOU AWAY ♪ 607 00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:08,285 ♪ YEAH AT LEAST NOT TODAY ♪ 608 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:15,459 ♪ WHEN DID YOU RUN ON DOWN FROM HEAVEN ♪ 609 00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:19,697 ♪ HOW'D THEY EVER LET YOU GO ♪ 42214

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