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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,073 --> 00:00:08,741 PREVIOUSLY ON THE BIG C... 2 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,909 - REBECCA TOLD YOU. - YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME! 3 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:13,579 YOU FUCKED SOMEBODY, SO I FUCKED SOMEBODY, TOO. 4 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:15,080 - ATTICUS SHERMAN. - NO CHANCE YOU COULD 5 00:00:15,081 --> 00:00:16,982 GET ME INTO THAT CLINICAL TRIAL YOU'RE DOING? 6 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:18,183 IT'S ALL FILLED UP. 7 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:19,651 HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO BE A DECENT PARENT 8 00:00:19,652 --> 00:00:22,087 WHEN YOU WON'T EVEN PUT ON A GODDAMN PAIR OF PANTS? 9 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:24,590 - I WANNA BE BETTER. - THEN TAKE THE MEDS, SEAN. 10 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:25,657 I THINK THIS CANCER MIGHT BE 11 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:27,192 AFFECTING HIM MORE THAN HE THINKS. 12 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,460 IT WAS DR. SHERMAN'S OFFICE. 13 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:30,330 HE ADDED A SPOT FOR ME IN THE CLINICAL TRIAL. 14 00:00:40,573 --> 00:00:42,608 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 15 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:45,645 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 16 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:50,949 ♪ STEP OUT ♪ 17 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:53,987 ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 18 00:00:58,324 --> 00:01:01,827 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪ 19 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:06,298 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪ 20 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:12,037 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAY ♪ 21 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:15,075 ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪ 22 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:22,414 READY? 23 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:25,517 ONE, TWO... 24 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:27,719 - DON'T COUNT. - RIGHT, SORRY. 25 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,856 - READY? - PAUL! 26 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:32,858 OW! - OH, HONEY, I'M SO SORRY. 27 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:35,961 I'M JUST KINDA POPPIN' MY INJECTION CHERRY HERE. 28 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:38,497 I PROMISE I WILL GET BETTER AT THIS. 29 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:39,965 I JUST CAN'T BRING MYSELF 30 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:42,634 TO INTENTIONALLY PUNCTURE MYSELF. 31 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:44,670 I'D MAKE A CRAPPY HEROIN ADDICT. 32 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:46,038 HEY, I WONDER IF THIS STUFF IS GONNA 33 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:48,907 GIVE YOU THE ABILITY TO LIFT FALLEN TREES, 34 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:50,476 OR BEND METAL BARS AND STUFF. 35 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,244 NO, THEY'RE NOT THAT KIND OF STEROIDS, PAUL. 36 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:55,981 THEY PREVENT SIDE EFFECTS. 37 00:01:55,982 --> 00:01:57,483 WHAT IS THIS? 38 00:01:57,484 --> 00:02:00,886 JUST A LITTLE PLEASURE TO OFFSET THE PAIN. 39 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:07,926 THE BEST OF CHICAGO. 40 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:10,662 - THE SOUNDTRACK OF OUR LOVE. - THANK YOU. 41 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,564 NOT JUST FOR THE CD. 42 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,867 BUT FOR EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING. 43 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:19,471 YOU KNOW, THE SHOTS AND THE SETTING THE APPOINTMENTS 44 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,507 AND JUST ALWAYS LOOKING OUT FOR ME. 45 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:23,742 HEY, I'M YOUR CANCIERGE, REMEMBER? 46 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:30,415 MM. 47 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:33,686 I KNOW-- I KNOW WE HAVEN'T... 48 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:37,489 AND I--I JUST HOPE THAT'S OKAY. 49 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,024 OF COURSE! 50 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:41,260 MY BODY'S JUST PRETTY SPENT RIGHT NOW. 51 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:43,328 OH, HONEY, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT. 52 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:46,198 WE HAVE GOT A FULL PLATE RIGHT NOW. 53 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,500 A FULL PLATE, YOU KNOW? 54 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:52,104 MELANOMA WITH A SIDE OF STEROIDS? 55 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:54,206 - YOU SURE? - ABSOLUTELY. 56 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:56,341 WE GOT THIS CLINICAL TRIAL COMING UP 57 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:58,110 AND MY WORK'S INSANE. 58 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,245 CATH, WE'RE NOT KIDS ANYMORE. 59 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:03,283 TRUST ME, I DON'T MISS IT. 60 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:14,826 CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, 61 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,895 OUR COUNTRY IS NOT A DEMOCRACY. 62 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:18,564 TECHNICALLY, IT'S A REPUBLIC. 63 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,465 SO I WANT TWO PAGES 64 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:22,000 FROM EVERYBODY TOMORROW 65 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:23,635 EXPLAINING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO. 66 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:26,538 AND I'M ONTO YOUR WIKIPEDIA PLAGIARISM. 67 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:30,442 SO BE ORIGINAL OR FIND A MORE CLEVER WAY TO CHEAT. 68 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:32,978 OKAY, DON'T FREAK OUT. 69 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:35,080 ANDREA, TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO FREAK OUT 70 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:36,548 IS NOT A GREAT WAY TO PUT PEOPLE AT EASE. 71 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:39,384 WHAT'S GOING ON? - MY PARENTS GOT CALLED 72 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:41,486 BY OUR CHURCH TO DO MISSIONARY WORK... 73 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:43,889 IN GHANA. 74 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,391 WE LEAVE NEXT WEEK. 75 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,961 WE'RE GONNA SPREAD THE WORD 76 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,996 LIKE THE FUCKING MOSQUITOES SPREAD MALARIA. 77 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:52,631 BUT IT'S YOUR SENIOR YEAR! 78 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:53,832 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 79 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:56,401 NOT ONLY CAN I NOT GRADUATE WITH MY CLASS, 80 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:57,836 BUT IF I FINISH SCHOOL THERE, 81 00:03:57,837 --> 00:03:59,304 I CAN'T GET IN-STATE TUITION 82 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:01,273 TO GO TO THE UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA. 83 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:05,244 IT'S...GOOD TO HEAR YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON COLLEGE. 84 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,947 THEY HAVE THIS FASHION PROGRAM I WAS ALL EXCITED ABOUT. 85 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:10,716 WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD OF THIS BEFORE? 86 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:11,984 MAYBE I WAS JUST TRYING TO KEEP 87 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,452 A LITTLE MYSTERY IN OUR FRIENDSHIP. 88 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:16,455 I AM SO SORRY. 89 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:19,925 I--I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO. 90 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,961 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 91 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:26,265 I HEAR IT'S REALLY EASY TO GET DYSENTERY IN GHANA. 92 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,067 MAYBE I'LL EAT SOME BAD GOAT 93 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:30,602 AND GET REALLY SKINNY 94 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:34,173 AND THEN COME BACK AND GET A JOB AS A SUPERMODEL. 95 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:39,344 NOW, I HATE THE PINK COLOR IN HERE 96 00:04:39,345 --> 00:04:40,712 AND THE CLOSET IS PACKED 97 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:42,948 WITH MISGUIDED LATE-NIGHT PURCHASES. 98 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,784 BUT... THE ROOM IS ALL YOURS. 99 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,586 I APPRECIATE THIS, MRS. JAMISON. 100 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:49,021 PLEASE. 101 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:50,222 THE NICE THING ABOUT CANCER, 102 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:51,757 IF IT FEELS RIGHT, YOU JUST DO IT. 103 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,592 I'LL MAKE SURE MY PARENTS BUILD A HUT 104 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:55,594 MADE OUT OF COW DUNG IN YOUR HONOR. 105 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,596 I HAD A REALLY NICE CHAT WITH YOUR MOM. 106 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:00,599 I PROMISED HER I WOULD NOT LET YOU DYE YOUR HAIR BLONDE 107 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,567 AND THAT YOU WOULD KEEP YOUR GRADES UP. 108 00:05:02,568 --> 00:05:04,403 WE'VE GOTTA GET YOU INTO FASHION SCHOOL, YOUNG LADY. 109 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:05,604 WHAT DO YOU GOT IN HERE? 110 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:08,807 SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE ROCKS FROM HOME? 111 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,175 MR. JAMISON, 112 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:11,844 HEAVY GIRL HAS HEAVY CLOTHES. 113 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,079 IT'S A JOKE. 114 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,315 I'M COOL WITH JOKES ABOUT MY WEIGHT. 115 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,984 IT'S THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM. 116 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,253 THAT'S A JOKE TOO. - NICE ONE. 117 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,089 I'M GONNA GO GET THE REST OF YOUR STUFF. 118 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:27,693 SO, YOU'RE, UM-- SO YOUR PARENTS WERE ASSIGNED 119 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:30,495 TO SOME SORT OF MISSIONARY POSITION? 120 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,864 MISSIONARY WORK IN GHANA? 121 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:34,333 WOW, THAT'S A LONG WAY AWAY. 122 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,168 I BET YOU WEREN'T A BIG FAN OF ME MOVING IN. 123 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,936 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 124 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,139 LOOK, THERE MIGHT'VE BEEN A LITTLE BIT OF HESITATION 125 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,641 WHEN IT FIRST CAME UP, 126 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:44,109 BUT THAT'S ONLY 'CAUSE WE GOT A LOT GOING ON HERE. 127 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:46,411 YOU KNOW, DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS AND STUFF LIKE THAT. 128 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:48,680 OR MAYBE YOU DIDN'T WANT ME HERE 'CAUSE I'M BLACK? 129 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,549 WHAT? THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 130 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:52,217 WH-WH-WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 131 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:54,920 I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU, MR. J. 132 00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:00,826 NICE. 133 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:02,228 WELL-PLAYED, YOUNG JESTER. 134 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:08,500 GOOD MORNING, YIN TO MY YANG. 135 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:09,935 KETCHUP TO MY MUSTARD. 136 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:11,403 HALL TO YOUR OATES. 137 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:12,637 NICE. 138 00:06:12,638 --> 00:06:16,041 THESE ARE FOR YOU. 139 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,976 - OH! - HONEYCRISPS. 140 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:19,511 THE OLD GUY DOWN THE STREET TOLD ME 141 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,747 I COULD HELP MYSELF TO HIS APPLE TREE. 142 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,582 YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOUR FIRST REACTION 143 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,050 TO SOMEONE SAYING "GOOD MORNING," 144 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,551 ISN'T "FUCK OFF, ASSHOLE." 145 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,320 SO THE MEDS ARE WORKING? 146 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,555 THEY ARE. 147 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:33,625 MAYBE THEY'RE CUTTING THESE NEW BIPOLAR DRUGS 148 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:34,893 WITH FAIRY DUST OR SOMETHING. 149 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:37,896 BECAUSE I-- I FEEL FANTASTIC. 150 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:40,932 IT'S LIKE I HAVE THIS INCREDIBLE ABILITY 151 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:43,902 TO FOCUS ON EVERYTHING. 152 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:47,105 BEST OF ALL, IT'S LIKE A FOG HAS BEEN LIFTED 153 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:49,074 AND I AM REALLY SEEING YOU. 154 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:53,512 I'M APPRECIATING YOU ON AN ENTIRELY NEW LEVEL. 155 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:54,946 SAY MORE. 156 00:06:54,947 --> 00:06:56,615 I LOVE HOW YOUR HAIR 157 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:59,217 IS THE PERFECT SHADE OF HONEY BLONDE... 158 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:02,988 HOW YOUR EYES REFLECT THE LIGHT LIKE A KALEIDOSCOPE... 159 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:05,223 HOW THE CONTOUR OF YOUR LOWER BACK 160 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:08,393 IS LIKE A FINELY PAVED EXPRESSWAY TO YOUR ASS. 161 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:09,795 WOW! 162 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:13,398 I WAS LEERY ABOUT WHAT THESE MEDS WOULD DO TO YOU, 163 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:15,901 BUT IF THIS IS THE RESULT, I LOVE IT. 164 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:17,669 MM. 165 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:27,679 LET ME--LET ME SEE WHAT ELSE I CAN DISCOVER. 166 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,315 OH! 167 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:33,185 OH. 168 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,320 OH! 169 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:40,091 SO YOU HAD A CHANCE TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY, 170 00:07:40,092 --> 00:07:41,760 BUT INSTEAD YOU CHOSE TO SERVE TIME 171 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:43,195 IN JAMISON STATE PRISON? 172 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:44,796 AND I'M LOYAL TO THE WARDEN. 173 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:46,264 SO WATCH YOUR MOUTH UNLESS YOU WANNA 174 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:47,934 CATCH A SHANK IN THE BACK DURING YARD. 175 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:50,469 WHAT IS ALL THIS SHIT? 176 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,103 YOU ROB A SALON OR YOU GONNA OPEN ONE UP? 177 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:53,638 THIS IS MY TOILETTE. 178 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,240 THE TOILET IS DOWN THE HALL, 179 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,275 NEXT TO THE "BATH-TUBE." - NO, DUMB ASS. 180 00:07:57,276 --> 00:08:00,979 TOILETTE IS FRENCH FOR THE THINGS THAT I DO 181 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,949 TO COMPOSE THE VISION OF BEAUTY THAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU. 182 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,320 HEAT-STYLE PROTECTING FOAM? 183 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,421 OH, YEAH, THAT'S FOR MY HAIR. 184 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:10,856 LOOK. 185 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:13,658 IT'S GOT THESE TINY ORGANISMS IN IT THAT REPAIR IT. 186 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,126 IF YOU LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE THEM. 187 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:16,529 THEY KINDA LOOK LIKE SEA MONKEYS. 188 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:20,399 OH, YOU SUCK! 189 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:24,269 YOU'RE DEAD, ASSHOLE! 190 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:29,541 OH, NICE TO SEE YOU WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE. 191 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:32,677 I JUST LOVE SEEING ADAM AND ANDREA GET ALONG SO WELL. 192 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:35,480 THANK YOU FOR AGREEING TO LET HER MOVE IN. 193 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:36,715 OH, COME ON, HOW COULD I NOT? 194 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,350 YOU MADE SUCH A COMPELLING ARGUMENT. 195 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,951 WHAT WAS IT AGAIN? OH, YEAH. 196 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:41,686 "WE'RE DOING THIS!" - IT'S GOOD FOR ADAM 197 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,788 TO HAVE ANOTHER KID IN THE HOUSE. 198 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:46,424 ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THIS CLINICAL TRIAL STUFF GOING ON. 199 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:48,226 HE'LL HAVE SOMEONE TO HANG OUT WITH, 200 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:49,828 SOMEONE TO TALK TO. 201 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:52,430 WELL, I HOPE ANDREA LIKES TALKING ABOUT FARTS. 202 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:54,232 HERE, TRY THIS. 203 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:57,302 THIS IS BROCCOLI, GARLIC, OLIVE OIL, AND TURMERIC. 204 00:08:57,303 --> 00:09:00,339 A SUPERFOOD PERFECT STORM FOR HEALTH. 205 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:04,342 NEEDS MORE CHOCOLATE. 206 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:06,011 MM. 207 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,914 YOUR SKIN IS SO SMOOTH. 208 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,582 IT'S LIKE SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM. 209 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:14,252 I JUST WANNA COVER IT IN SPRINKLES 210 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:15,654 AND PUT MY FACE IN IT. 211 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,489 COMPLIMENTS AFTER SEX? 212 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,891 I AM TEMPTED TO DOUBLE YOUR MEDS 213 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:22,027 AND CARRY YOU AROUND IN MY PURSE. 214 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:25,830 GOD, YOU HAVE PERFECT BREASTS. 215 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:29,167 THEY'RE POUTY, YET PERT. 216 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:32,504 AND DELIGHTFUL LITTLE RASPBERRY NIPPLES. 217 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,839 OH, LOOK. CHECK IT OUT. 218 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,876 YOU HAVE HAIRS ON YOUR NIPPLE. 219 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:40,812 - NO, I DON'T. - DON'T GET SENSITIVE. 220 00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:43,682 I LOVE YOUR "HAIRY-OLA." - THAT'S NOT FUNNY, SEAN. 221 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,850 IT'S THE GOD DAMN PREGNANCY HORMONES. 222 00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:47,385 THEY'RE TURNING ME INTO A FUCKING SASQUATCH. 223 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:49,020 OH, IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF LITTLE HAIRS. 224 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:51,489 IT'S CUTE. IT'S NOT AT ALL SASQUATCH-Y. 225 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:54,059 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT THERE WOULD BE A DOWNSIDE 226 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:56,161 TO YOUR DRUG-INDUCED MICRO-VISION. 227 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:57,896 THAT THIS FAWNING AND ATTENTION 228 00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,931 WOULD COME BACK AND BITE ME IN THE ASS. 229 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,000 WHERE YOU HAVE VERY CUTE DIMPLES, BY THE WAY. 230 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:04,936 OKAY, I GET IT, SEAN. I'M QUASI-FUCKING-MODO. 231 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,271 THANKS SO MUCH. - WHAT? WAIT! 232 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,872 REBECCA! 233 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:09,007 JESUS. 234 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:13,211 ♪ IF YOU LIKIN' HOW THE BEAT BANG YOU SHOULD GET UP ♪ 235 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:18,617 ♪ IF YOU LIKIN' HOW THE BEAT BANG, HEY ♪ 236 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,586 ♪ UH, YEAH, UH ♪ 237 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:23,188 ♪ IF YOU LIKIN' HOW THE BEAT BANG ♪ 238 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,723 ♪ YOU SHOULD GET UP ♪ 239 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:26,992 ♪ YOU CAN BUMP IT IN YOUR WHIP OR IF YOU UP IN THE CLUB ♪ 240 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:29,828 ♪ IF YOU STUNTIN' BY THE BAR THEN POP A BOTTLE OF BUB ♪ 241 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:32,564 ♪ AND GET UP, GET UP, GET UP, HEY ♪ 242 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:35,400 ♪ AND ALL MY PEOPLE PUT YOUR Bs UP WE LIVIN' IT UP ♪ 243 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:38,203 ♪ SPENDING MONEY LIKE ITS NOTHING WE AIN'T GIVING A WHAT ♪ 244 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,772 ♪ IF YOU STUNTIN' BY THE BAR THEN POP A BOTTLE OF BUB ♪ 245 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:43,708 ♪ AND GET UP, GET UP, GET UP, HEY ♪ 246 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:46,177 ♪ STEP IN THE CLUB AND EVERYBODY PUT THEIR HANDS UP ♪ 247 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:47,445 ♪ I'M CROSSING OVER ♪ 248 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:49,347 - WHAT THE FUCK? - ♪ LIKE IVERSON THE ANSWER ♪ 249 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,282 ♪ TALKING ON THE STREETS LIKE HOW REAL IS TRUTH ♪ 250 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:54,419 ♪ WELL, I'M GUESSING HALF A MILL FOR THE DEAL IS PROBABLY PROOF ♪ 251 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:57,288 ♪ AND WE BE ON ROOF IN THE LEER JETS AND COUPES ♪ 252 00:10:57,289 --> 00:11:00,025 ♪ AND YOUNG BIG READY TO DIE SCREAMING "GIMME THE LOOT" ♪ 253 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:02,694 ♪ THEY ASK ME, "TRUTHY, HOW YOU GET ALL YOUR CHEESE?" ♪ 254 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:05,563 ♪ I SPENT DOUBLE Y'ALL SALARIES ON LAWYER FEES ♪ 255 00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:08,400 ♪ I GOT SECURITY, I'M MATURING, B ♪ 256 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,502 ♪ I'M TRYIN' TO HAVE STOCKS COME INTO MATURITY ♪ 257 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,037 ♪ NOW GET UP ♪ 258 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:14,472 ♪ IF YOU LIKIN' HOW THE BEAT BANG YOU SHOULD GET UP ♪ 259 00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:17,108 ♪ YOU CAN BUMP IT IN YOUR WHIP OR IF YOU UP IN THE CLUB ♪ 260 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:19,944 ♪ IF YOU STUNTIN BY THE BAR THEN POP A BOTTLE OF BUB ♪ 261 00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:22,614 ♪ AND GET UP, GET UP, GET UP, HEY ♪ 262 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,815 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 263 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,417 - I'M TAKING A BATH. - WELL, GET OUT! 264 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,652 GET OUT. GET OUT OF HERE! 265 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,521 OH, HELL NO! 266 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,623 NO. NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT-- 267 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,458 WHO I WAS-- NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT-- 268 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,895 THAT'S NOT WHO I WAS-- OH, SHIT. 269 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,800 WHAT'S GOING ON? 270 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:45,136 I HEARD SCREAMING. 271 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:48,174 ANDREA HAS... SAW ME MASTURBATING. 272 00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:51,009 WHAT? 273 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,411 I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS LURKING THE BATHROOM. 274 00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:56,881 FOR A BIG GIRL, SHE'S STEALTHY AS A FUCKING PUMA. 275 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,951 JESUS! PAUL! 276 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:02,554 WE INVITE A TEENAGE GIRL INTO OUR HOME 277 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,755 AND WITHIN 24 HOURS, 278 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,224 YOU'RE PLEASURING YOURSELF IN FRONT OF HER? 279 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,659 SHE WALKED IN ON ME! 280 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,861 I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO HAVE HER MOVE IN HERE. 281 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:10,962 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 282 00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:12,897 WHY DID YOU TELL ME LAST NIGHT THEN 283 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,199 THAT SEX WASN'T IMPORTANT TO YOU? 284 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,333 THAT YOU WEREN'T MISSING IT? 285 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:17,202 AND NOW HERE YOU ARE, 24 HOURS LATER, 286 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,971 YOU'RE BEATING OFF TO A CATALOGUE! 287 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,674 I'M SORRY, CATHY. I LIED. 288 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:23,842 I MISS SEX. 289 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,643 OKAY, AND I'M WORKING REALLY HARD HERE 290 00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:26,945 TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. 291 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:29,047 AND I DO NOT WANNA BE THE GUY WHO FORCES HIMSELF 292 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:31,249 ON HIS WIFE WHILE SHE'S UNDERGOING CANCER TREATMENT. 293 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,385 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I HATE BEING THE PATIENT? 294 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:37,455 I WANT TO FEEL LIKE HAVING SEX. 295 00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:39,557 MY BODY WILL NOT LET ME. 296 00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,693 WELL, THAT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE WHEN YOU DID WANNA HAVE SEX, 297 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,194 YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH SOMEBODY ELSE. 298 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:44,562 OH, THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 299 00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:46,731 SEX IN THE BACKYARD, SEX IN THE BAHAMAS, 300 00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:48,767 SEX GOD-KNOWS-WHERE-ELSE WITH THAT GUY. 301 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,835 LENNY GOT THE BEST OF YOU. 302 00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:52,904 WE BOTH HAD AFFAIRS, PAUL! 303 00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:54,773 WE CAN'T UNDO ANY OF IT. 304 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,608 I WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE. 305 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,176 BECAUSE I WOULDN'T GO BACK TWO MONTHS, 306 00:12:58,177 --> 00:13:01,279 I'D GO BACK 20 YEARS AND SLATHER ON MORE SUN BLOCK. 307 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,882 WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. 308 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,984 SO WE CAN EITHER--WE CAN KEEP FIGHTING ABOUT THIS 309 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:09,721 OR WE CAN FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MOVE ON. 310 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,824 WELL, HOW DO YOU PROPOSE WE DO THAT? 311 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,894 LET'S HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW. 312 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,562 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M MOVING ON. 313 00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,498 WE'RE GONNA CLEANSE THE PALATE OF OUR AFFAIRS. 314 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,233 COME ON, PAUL. COME ON, DO ME. 315 00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:26,037 COME ON, IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 316 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,206 THIS ISN'T SEXY. IT'S AGGRESSIVE AND WEIRD. 317 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:31,177 GREAT. I'M GONNA GO MAKE A SANDWICH. 318 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:42,020 OH, YAY. MY DAD GOT TICKETS 319 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,455 TO THE JAMES TAYLOR CONCERT. 320 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:48,226 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS. 321 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:50,795 "YOU'RE THE BEST, DAD." 322 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,397 ASS CLOWN. 323 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,835 HEY. 324 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,902 HEY, YOU THERE? 325 00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,940 YEAH. 326 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:05,777 ALL THIS STUFF WITH YOUR MOM... 327 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,779 SUCKS. 328 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,816 KINDA IS WHAT IT IS, YOU KNOW? 329 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,835 DID YOU JUST USE MY SYMPATHY ABOUT YOUR MOM 330 00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:32,637 TO MAKE A MOVE ON ME? 331 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,973 I THOUGHT I HAD A SHOT. 332 00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:37,942 I LIKE YOU, ADAM. 333 00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:39,478 I LIKE YOU, TOO. 334 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,783 ALL RIGHT... 335 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:50,088 I'VE RUSHED INTO DOING IT BEFORE 336 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:51,789 AND IT'S KINDA RUINED STUFF. 337 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,192 I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN WITH US. 338 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:57,095 IS THAT COOL? 339 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,696 YEAH. 340 00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:00,032 YEAH, TOTALLY. 341 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:11,677 ANDREA, CAN I COME IN? 342 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:18,149 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT EARLIER... 343 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:20,952 UH, WITH PAUL. 344 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:23,154 HE WAS... 345 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,555 I DON'T THINK THIS IS SOMETHING-- 346 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:25,857 YOU KNOW, MRS. JAMISON, 347 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,526 WAS IT WEIRD AND AWKWARD FOR ME TO WALK IN 348 00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:30,228 ON YOUR HUSBAND BURPING HIS BABY? 349 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:31,796 DEFINITELY. 350 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,364 BUT I GREW UP WITH THREE BROTHERS 351 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,533 AND THOSE FOOLS ALWAYS HAVE THEIR HANDS IN THEIR JUNK. 352 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:37,102 SO IT'S NOTHING I HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE. 353 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,239 I--I WANT YOU TO FEEL SAFE HERE. 354 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,041 LIKE THIS CAN BE A HOME TO YOU. 355 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:46,577 I WANTED THIS TO BE A MORE SEAMLESS TRANSITION, 356 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:49,180 BUT...SO MUCH FOR THAT. 357 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:51,382 YOU AIN'T KIDDING. I'VE BEEN HERE FOR HALF A DAY 358 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:52,717 AND I'VE ALREADY SEEN YOUR HUSBAND'S PENIS 359 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:55,019 AND I FOUND A SYRINGE IN THE BATHROOM. 360 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,220 THE SYRINGE! 361 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:59,190 THE SYRINGE IS FOR THE CLINICAL TRIAL 362 00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,659 FOR MY STEROID INJECTIONS. NO, NO. 363 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,794 NO, I HATE THEM. 364 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,928 OH. 365 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,097 MY GRANNY HATED HER INSULIN SHOTS, TOO. 366 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,532 SHE USED TO GIVE ME A DOLLAR IF I COULD 367 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,100 GIVE THEM TO HER WITHOUT HER FEELING IT. 368 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,869 AND I TOOK A LOT OF MONEY OFF THAT OLD LADY. 369 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,705 I COULD DO YOURS FOR YOU TOO. 370 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,040 ANDREA, YOU'RE MY STUDENT AND MY HOUSEGUEST, 371 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,642 NOT MY NURSE. 372 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,179 DOES ALL THIS CANCER STUFF SCARE YOU? 373 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:23,781 SCARED SHITLESS. 374 00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:27,085 SCARED OF BEING IN THIS CLINICAL TRIAL, 375 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,787 SCARED OF THE SIDE EFFECTS. 376 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:33,458 SCARED IT WON'T WORK AND IF IT DOESN'T, THEN WHAT? 377 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,393 I MEAN, WHAT IF THERE ISN'T ANOTHER OPTION FOR ME? 378 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,595 SO YEAH. 379 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:41,132 IT'S A WHOLE WORLD OF SCARED. 380 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,501 WELL, I FOR ONE THINK YOU'RE A PRETTY BRAVE BITCH. 381 00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:49,207 IT'S A SEX SHOP, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? 382 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,775 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE APPEAL 383 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,310 OF SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS. 384 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,479 I DATED A GUY WHO WAS INTO S&M 385 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,280 AND HIS SAFE WORD WAS "MORE." 386 00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:59,751 IT WAS VERY CONFUSING. 387 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:03,554 MEDICAL SCIENCE NEEDS TO COME UP WITH A BABY BJORN-TYPE ITEM 388 00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,023 THAT ALLOWS YOU TO WEAR YOUR FETUS 389 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,758 ON THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR BODY. 390 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,093 THAT WAY YOU COULD WALK AROUND WITH IT ALL DAY 391 00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:12,497 AND UNDOCK WHEN YOU WANNA PUT ON A SEXY DRESS 392 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:15,466 OR SPEND HALF AN HOUR ON A SPIN BIKE. 393 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,769 I FELT SEXY WHEN I WAS PREGNANT. 394 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,303 WOMEN SAY THAT. 395 00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:21,606 BUT SO FAR, I'VE ALREADY GAINED SIX POUNDS 396 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,374 AND IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE. 397 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,810 I THINK YOU LOOK GREAT, REBECCA. 398 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,546 SEAN IS MAKING ME REAL SELF-CONSCIOUS. 399 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,549 HE'S ALL LEVEL AND FOCUSED NOW. 400 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,418 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, WHAT HE'S FOCUSED ON 401 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,820 IS EVERY ONE OF MY FLAWS. 402 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,856 I'VE ALWAYS COUNTED ON MY ROCK-HARD ABS AND ASS 403 00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,191 AND NOW THEY'RE GONE, 404 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:43,027 SO I'M RESORTING TO A LITTLE SLEIGHT OF HAND. 405 00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:45,363 THE LAST THING I WANT IS TO BECOME 406 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,231 ONE OF THOSE WOMEN WHO THINK IT'S OKAY 407 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,536 TO START WEARING TANKINIS AND WIDE-BOTTOM BRIEFS. 408 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:55,406 YOU LIKE HIM. 409 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,241 YOU CARE WHAT HE THINKS! 410 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,744 - STOP IT! - YOU LIKE YOUR BABY DADDY. 411 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:03,481 HOW OFTEN DO YOU AND PAUL DO IT? 412 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:09,454 HONESTLY, WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN ABOUT TWO MONTHS. 413 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,722 JESUS, YOU'RE NOT DEAD YET. 414 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:16,060 YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO JUMPSTART YOUR SEX LIFE. 415 00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:17,695 MIX IT UP. 416 00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,797 OTHERWISE, YOU AND PAUL ARE GONNA END UP 417 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:21,933 SITTING AROUND LIKE A COUPLE OF OLD EUNUCHS, 418 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,036 EATING GRAPE-NUTS AND SHAVING EACH OTHER'S CALLUSES. 419 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:31,642 - ♪ TAKE ME AWAY ♪ - ♪ TAKE ME AWAY ♪ 420 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,562 I LOVE IT. I'M DIGGING THE TEENAGE RAGE. 421 00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:52,964 I'M EMILY. 422 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,433 - I'M ADAM. - I KNOW. 423 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,568 YOU'RE KIND OF THE "IT GUY" AROUND SCHOOL RIGHT NOW. 424 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,137 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE OF YOUR MOM. 425 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,072 YEAH. YEAH, I KNOW. 426 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:05,810 THE CANCER KID. - I WAS THAT KID FOR A WHILE. 427 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,013 MY MOM HAD A BOOB TAKEN OFF LAST CHRISTMAS. 428 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:11,482 HOW LONG DID THE STIGMA LAST? 429 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:15,753 UNTIL YOU BECOME KNOWN FOR SOMETHING ELSE. 430 00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:22,627 ♪ DON'T YOU DON'T YOU WANNA WANNA ♪ 431 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:26,364 ♪ DON'T YOU ♪ DON'T YOU WANNA WANNA ♪ 432 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,099 ♪ DON'T YOU ♪ 433 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:32,436 ♪ DON'T YOU WANNA SEE ME FLAUNT WHAT I GOT? ♪ 434 00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:40,645 ♪ DON'T YOU, DON'T YOU WANNA WANNA ♪ 435 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:43,581 ♪ DON'T YOU ♪ 436 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:46,450 ♪ DON'T YOU WANNA SEE ME FLAUNT WHAT I GOT? ♪ 437 00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:49,320 I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 438 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,055 AND I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 439 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,857 I'M MAKING HOMEMADE TOILET PAPER. 440 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,493 WITH SAWDUST LEFTOVER FROM OUR TREE, 441 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,195 SOME COTTON FIBERS, 442 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,763 A BIT OF YOUR FANCY LOTION. 443 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,933 TRUST ME, OUR ASSES HAVE NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD. 444 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,001 HI, DADDY. 445 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:07,171 ♪ DON'T YOU, DON'T YOU WANNA SEE ME ♪ 446 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:11,475 ♪ FLAUNT WHAT I GOT? ♪ 447 00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,977 WHAT? 448 00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,213 I'M SORRY, SORRY. 449 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,115 I JUST--I NEVER GOT THE WHOLE 450 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,384 CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL FANTASY. 451 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,787 MAYBE THAT'S 'CAUSE OF THE REAL TRAGEDY 452 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,056 THAT'S BEING PERPETRATED ON CATHOLIC SCHOOL BOYS. 453 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,991 FUCK YOU, SEAN! 454 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,559 I'M TRYING TO BE SEXY FOR YOU. 455 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,229 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY TO BE SEXY, YOU JUST ARE. 456 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,597 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 457 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,398 LIKE MY FUCKING "HAIRY-OLA" 458 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,134 AND INVITING DIMPLES ON MY ASS. 459 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:39,103 YES, AND YOUR CHEST FRECKLES, 460 00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:41,439 AND YOUR ROOTS, WHEN THEY START TO SHOW A LITTLE BIT, 461 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,808 AND THE EXTRA WEIGHT YOU'RE GAINING RIGHT THERE. 462 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,509 COULD YOU JUST STOP? 463 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:48,646 I'M REALLY HORMONAL AND EMOTIONAL 464 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,849 AND YOU'VE GOTTA STOP CRITICIZING ME. 465 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,052 OKAY. 466 00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:56,153 OKAY, COME HERE. 467 00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:59,191 - I-- - NO, COME HERE. 468 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:04,729 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 469 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,697 I'M GETTING COMFORTABLE WITH YOU. 470 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,833 I'M SORT OF LEVELING THE PLAYING FIELD. 471 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,435 THIS... 472 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,937 - EW. - IS DALE. 473 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:17,608 MY WEIRD INGROWN TOENAIL THAT GROWS IN TWO DIRECTIONS. 474 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,111 IT'S INFECTED MOST OF THE TIME. 475 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,379 IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING, 476 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:24,382 HE IS WHY I ALWAYS HAVE SEX WITH MY SOCKS ON. 477 00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:28,352 OH, I HAVE A MOLE IN THE SHAPE OF JESUS. 478 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,354 RIGHT NEXT TO MY BUTTHOLE. - OH! 479 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:32,089 YEAH, I FIGURED YOU'RE GONNA SEE IT EVENTUALLY, 480 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:33,924 SO IT MIGHT AS WELL NOT COME AS A SURPRISE. 481 00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:35,726 A COUPLE OF OTHER THINGS. 482 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,529 I HAVE A VESTIGIAL NIPPLE UNDER MY ARM. 483 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:41,165 OH, AND WHEN I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T LIKE CAULIFLOWER, I LIED. 484 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,466 I LOVE IT. I JUST DON'T EAT IT 485 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,769 'CAUSE IT GIVES ME UNCONTROLLABLE FLATULENCE. 486 00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:48,639 SO, IF NONE OF THOSE THINGS ARE DEAL BREAKERS, 487 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,542 THEN THERE IS NOTHING YOU GOT GOING ON 488 00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:54,579 THAT COULD MAKE ME ANY LESS NUTS ABOUT YOU. 489 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,317 YOU'RE NUTS ABOUT ME? 490 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,218 TOTALLY. 491 00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:05,222 YOU BETTER? 492 00:22:05,223 --> 00:22:06,691 I'M BETTER. 493 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,761 MM. MM. 494 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:14,432 BUT YOU GOTTA RETAPE DALE, 495 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:17,469 OTHERWISE HE'S GONNA MAKE ME THROW-UP. 496 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,481 I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME 497 00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:31,916 BUT IT'S TIME FOR YOUR STEROID SHOT 498 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:33,851 AND YOU CAN RESUME BEING MAD AT ME AFTERWARDS. 499 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,953 I WANNA DO MY SHOTS MYSELF. 500 00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:37,188 STOP IT. I WILL DO IT. 501 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,322 YOU CAN'T DO IT. 502 00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:39,924 YOU SAID YOURSELF YOU CAN'T DO IT. 503 00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:41,659 I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU, I'VE BEEN PRACTICING ON ORANGES. 504 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,828 LISTEN TO ME. 505 00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:47,231 I NEED YOU TO SEE ME AS YOUR WIFE, 506 00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:49,233 AS YOUR SEXUAL PARTNER. 507 00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:52,203 AND I NEED THAT. 508 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,604 WE NEED THAT. 509 00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:55,473 SO FROM NOW ON, I DO MY OWN SHOTS. 510 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:58,142 AND...I KNOW, THERE ARE GONNA BE TIMES 511 00:22:58,143 --> 00:22:59,977 WHEN I DON'T FEEL UP TO HAVING SEX, 512 00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:02,980 BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NEEDS. 513 00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:06,017 SO... 514 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:10,988 IT'S A SLEEVE... 515 00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:12,123 FOR YOUR PENIS. 516 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,925 IT--IT SIMULATES A VAGINA, 517 00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:17,328 YOU KNOW, WHEN THE REAL ONE ISN'T AVAILABLE. 518 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,463 AND IT COMES WITH INSERTS. 519 00:23:19,464 --> 00:23:21,699 THERE'S-- THERE'S AN ANUS 520 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,902 AND THERE'S ONE CALLED "STEALTH," 521 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,005 WHICH YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT. 522 00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:30,542 WANNA TRY IT? 523 00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:33,644 RIGHT--RIGHT NOW? 524 00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:36,881 AND...WITH YOU WATCHING? 525 00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:38,949 I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE THE ABILITY TO DO THAT, HONEY. 526 00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:41,152 OH, I THINK IT COULD BE SEXY. 527 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,486 REALLY? 528 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:45,122 COME HERE, LET ME PAINT YOU A PICTURE, 529 00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:46,857 CREATE A FANTASY. 530 00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:49,293 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 531 00:23:49,294 --> 00:23:50,561 WHERE DO YOU WANNA BE? 532 00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:54,298 IN A LITTLE STREET CAFE IN PARIS PERHAPS? 533 00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:55,833 NO, NOT PARIS, TOO FRENCH. 534 00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:58,035 HOW ABOUT BRUGES? I SAW THAT IN A MOVIE. 535 00:23:58,036 --> 00:24:01,038 YOU'RE IN A LITTLE STREET CAFE IN BRUGES 536 00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:05,409 AND I'M A LITTLE TIPSY, 'CAUSE WE'RE-- 537 00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:07,778 WE'RE DEEP INTO OUR SECOND BOTTLE OF WINE. 538 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:09,113 THIRD BOTTLE. 539 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,215 MAYBE YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE SLOPPY, I THINK. 540 00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:12,883 - YEAH, I AM. - YEAH. 541 00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:14,885 - AND YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH. - REALLY? 542 00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:16,587 YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD. 543 00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:18,856 I'M GETTING SO TURNED ON. 544 00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:21,459 - REALLY? - AND I'M WEARING A SKIRT-- 545 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,228 A REALLY SHORT SKIRT. 546 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:27,598 I'M KINDA SPILLING OUT OF MY TOP 547 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:32,970 AND YOU'RE REFILLING MY GLASS OF WINE AND-- 548 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:34,205 AND I HAND YOU SOMETHING. 549 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:36,474 WHAT IS IT? 550 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,309 MY UNDERWEAR. 551 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,910 JESUS, WHEN DID THOSE COME OFF? 552 00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:43,013 I WANT YOU, PAUL. I WANT YOU SO BAD. 553 00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:44,315 I WANT YOU RIGHT NOW. - OH, GOD. 554 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,584 I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME INTO THE LADIES' ROOM 555 00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:48,586 AND FUCK ME. - UP AGAINST THE WALL. 556 00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:49,787 I'M GONNA FUCK YOU. - YEAH. 557 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:52,089 THAT'S IT. I LOVE THAT. 558 00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:53,824 OH, MAKE IT ROUGH. 559 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,927 - HOLY SHIT. - SCREW THE SLEEVE. 560 00:24:56,928 --> 00:24:59,129 DO ME. - FOR REAL? 561 00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:00,698 OR ARE WE STILL IN BRUGES? - OH. 562 00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:03,868 MM. 563 00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:06,505 OH, I'M GONNA FUCK YOU. 564 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,379 OH! - AH! 565 00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:20,918 AH! 566 00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:22,486 JEEZ. OH, GOD. 567 00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:24,522 AH! 568 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,257 OH, HONEY! OH! - SHH, SHH, SHH. 569 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:29,294 SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. 570 00:25:38,403 --> 00:25:39,970 OH! 571 00:25:39,971 --> 00:25:42,006 - OH, GOD. - AH. 572 00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:46,143 OH, WOW. - YEAH. 573 00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:49,180 OH, THAT SLEEVE. IT'S AWESOME. 574 00:25:56,788 --> 00:25:58,789 ANDREA. 575 00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:01,191 I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER. 576 00:26:01,192 --> 00:26:04,628 MRS. JAMISON AND I ALREADY TALKED ABOUT IT 577 00:26:04,629 --> 00:26:06,330 AND IT'S PROBABLY BEST TO JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT. 578 00:26:06,331 --> 00:26:08,232 YEAH, BUT HERE'S THE PROBLEM. 579 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:12,436 CATHY FELT VERY STRONGLY THAT IN THE SPIRIT OF HONESTY 580 00:26:12,437 --> 00:26:14,905 I CALL YOUR PARENTS AND TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED. 581 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,907 WHAT? YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT. 582 00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:19,743 WELL, I DID. AND BELIEVE ME, I WISH I DIDN'T, 583 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,579 'CAUSE YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER WERE NOT HAPPY. 584 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,647 - OH, SHIT. - THEY'VE CHANGED THEIR MINDS 585 00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:24,748 ABOUT LETTING YOU STAY HERE. 586 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:25,883 THEY WANT YOU TO GO TO GHANA, I'M SORRY. 587 00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:27,084 WHAT? 588 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,686 BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! 589 00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:30,020 CAN'T WE JUST-- - I TOLD THEM THAT I WOULD 590 00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:32,723 PUT YOU ON A PLANE... TOMORROW... 591 00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:37,194 NON-STOP, MINNEAPOLIS TO... 592 00:26:37,195 --> 00:26:38,996 ♪ GULLIBLE TOWN ♪ 593 00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:44,668 OH, YOU'RE GOOD. 594 00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:46,337 YOU GOT ME. 595 00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:48,505 - PSYCH. - GOOD ONE. 596 00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:51,342 THAT'S SOME MEAN SHIT, MR. J. 597 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:53,478 DON'T MESS. 598 00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:22,440 FIRST ONE'S FREE. 599 00:27:23,908 --> 00:27:25,242 HEH. 600 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,051 ♪ B-Y-T ♪ 601 00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:35,319 ♪ LOOKING LIKE YOU CHOOSES ♪ 602 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,387 ♪ NICE LITTLE MINI SKIRT ♪ 603 00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:37,521 ♪ AND SHOOT GAME FOOLISH ♪ 604 00:27:37,522 --> 00:27:38,622 ♪ TOUGH EXTERIOR ♪ 605 00:27:38,623 --> 00:27:39,923 ♪ CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT ♪ 606 00:27:39,924 --> 00:27:41,925 ♪ I GO BY DUKE AND IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU ♪ 607 00:27:41,926 --> 00:27:44,228 ♪ YOU DIGGING WHAT I GOT 'CAUSE I GAVE YOU A PREVIEW ♪ 608 00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:46,296 ♪ YOU NOT ON MY LEVEL, I COULD MAKE YOU MY H ♪ 609 00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:47,431 ♪ YOU SAY I'M WILLING TO LEARN ♪ 610 00:27:47,432 --> 00:27:48,632 ♪ WELL I'M ABLE TO TEACH YOU ♪ 611 00:27:48,633 --> 00:27:49,733 ♪ SO CAN I GET THE NUMBER ♪ 612 00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:50,834 ♪ WHERE I'M ABLE TO REACH YOU? ♪ 613 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,237 ♪ MISS CINDY ♪ 44137

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