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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:02,501 PREVIOUSLY ON THE BIG C... 2 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:03,736 THE REASON THAT WE'RE DRAWN 3 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:05,104 TO EACH OTHER AS A COUPLE 4 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:06,672 IS BECAUSE WE'RE SUCH OPPOSITES. 5 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,540 BUT WE DON'T WORK WELL TOGETHER. 6 00:00:08,541 --> 00:00:10,442 THAT'S WHY WE'RE LIVING APART. 7 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:11,577 OH, MY GOD. 8 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:12,845 IS THAT RUGBY SLUT? 9 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,613 I THINK SHE PREFERS "TINA" NOW. 10 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:16,081 WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND I 11 00:00:16,082 --> 00:00:17,816 MAKE A LITTLE FUN OF OUR OWN? 12 00:00:17,817 --> 00:00:19,018 SURE, WHY NOT? 13 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,420 YOU GOT A MIGHTY FINE ASS ON YOU, PAINTER MAN. 14 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:22,788 YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING TO A MAN 15 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:24,089 THREE TIMES YOUR AGE LIKE THAT. 16 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:27,126 LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU. 17 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:30,296 NICE SKIRT, BY THE WAY. SUITS YOU. 18 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:35,201 YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. 19 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,082 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 20 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:55,288 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 21 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:58,824 ♪ STEP OUT ♪ 22 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:03,763 ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 23 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:09,234 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪ 24 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:14,039 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪ 25 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:19,478 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAY ♪ 26 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:24,851 ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪ 27 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:30,656 YOU WANT TO LEARN ABOUT HISTORY? 28 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:34,560 VHS TAPES. 29 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:37,062 I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MANY OF THESE DINOSAURS I HAD 30 00:01:37,063 --> 00:01:41,467 SITTING ON MY BOOKSHELF. 31 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:43,635 FATAL ATTRACTION. 32 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:46,271 IS MICHAEL DOUGLAS AN INNOCENT VICTIM, 33 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:48,140 OR IS BOILING THE BUNNY HIS JUST REWARD 34 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:50,676 FOR A CHEAP, ILLICIT, EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR? 35 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:53,480 YOU JUST RUINED IT. 36 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:58,550 I'M GONNA GO MAKE SOME PHOTOCOPIES. 37 00:01:58,551 --> 00:02:00,252 SURE ARE MAKING A LOT OF PHOTOCOPIES LATELY. 38 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:01,753 I'VE GOT THINGS TO DUPLICATE. 39 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:03,923 YOU'RE MISSING THE CREDITS. 40 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:17,703 WHAT'S THIS? 41 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:19,805 MY LOWER BACKSIDE. 42 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,974 AH. NO, YOU HAVE A-- 43 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:26,712 YOU HAVE THIS LITTLE BUMP. 44 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:27,846 OH, UM, YOU KNOW, 45 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:31,216 I GET THESE LITTLE SKIN CYSTS SOMETIMES. 46 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:33,051 IT'S--YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST NOTHING. 47 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:34,853 IT'S, LIKE, HEREDITARY ACTUALLY, 48 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:38,323 SO I'LL MAKE SURE I GET IT CHECKED OUT. 49 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,693 I REALIZE THIS ALL ISN'T VERY SEXY. 50 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:44,930 I FIND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU SEXY. 51 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:47,166 NOW LET'S GET BACK TO WORK. 52 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,540 MEETING IN MY OFFICE IS A LITTLE UNINSPIRED, 53 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,108 DON'T YOU THINK? 54 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,177 GIVEN OUR LAST VISIT, I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED TO SEE YOU NEXT 55 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,113 IN A HOT-AIR BALLOON OR MID-AIR ON A TRAPEZE. 56 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,948 I HAVE A LUMP. 57 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:04,850 WHERE? 58 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,019 ON MY ASS. 59 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,187 YOU MIGHT HAVE A CLINICAL WORD FOR IT, 60 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,588 BUT I DIDN'T GO TO MED SCHOOL. 61 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,390 NO, WE CALLED IT "ASS" 62 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,125 WHEN THERE WERE NO PATIENTS AROUND. 63 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,293 AT LEAST I DID. 64 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:15,394 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 65 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:19,265 CAN I GET YOU TO LIE DOWN ON YOUR STOMACH? 66 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:22,868 AWW. 67 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,204 BATHTUB RACES. 68 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,472 WE USED TO DO THE BATHTUB RACES EVERY YEAR. 69 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:29,508 PAUL AND ADAM WOULD WEAR MATCHING SHIRTS. 70 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:32,411 PAUL WAS ALWAYS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN ALL THE OTHER DADS. 71 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:36,148 HE LOOKED LIKE A GIANT HUNCHED OVER ADAM IN THAT TUB. 72 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:38,183 PAUL'S FAST. 73 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:41,920 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT, BUT HE CAN REALLY MOVE. 74 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:44,290 OKAY, YOU CAN SIT UP. 75 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:52,264 WELL, I'M GONNA NEED TO BIOPSY IT, 76 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:53,699 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A MET, CATHY. 77 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,200 MEANING? 78 00:03:55,201 --> 00:03:57,035 UM, METASTASIS. 79 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:59,371 WHICH IN AND OF ITSELF DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN 80 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:00,606 THAT THE CANCER'S GETTING WORSE. 81 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:02,040 IT JUST MEANS THAT NOW YOU CAN SEE IT. 82 00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:03,709 WE'LL ORDER A SCAN JUST TO MAKE SURE, 83 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:06,511 BUT, UM, I MEAN, UNLESS IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE, 84 00:04:06,512 --> 00:04:07,779 IT DOESN'T NEED TO COME OFF. 85 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:09,147 I DON'T WANT TO FEEL THIS THING. 86 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:11,149 I WANT IT TO COME OFF. - FAIR ENOUGH. 87 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:12,417 OUTPATIENT PROCEDURE. 88 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,719 EASY STUFF. 89 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,520 UM, YOU WILL BE SEDATED, SO YOU'RE GONNA 90 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:18,357 HAVE TO ARRANGE TO HAVE SOMEONE PICK YOU UP AFTER THE SURGERY. 91 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,292 WHEN DID YOU DISCOVER THIS? 92 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:21,793 THIS MORNING. 93 00:04:21,794 --> 00:04:23,262 WASN'T ME ACTUALLY. 94 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,396 OH. 95 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:26,031 SO YOU TOLD BIG, FAST PAUL, HUH? 96 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:28,900 GOOD FOR YOU. 97 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:31,403 WHAT IF I'M MAKING THIS WORSE? 98 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:33,538 NO, NOT POSSIBLE. 99 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:35,040 NO, I JUST-- I READ THIS THING 100 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:39,811 ABOUT POSITIVE THINKING AND DOING ACTS OF KINDNESS AND... 101 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:42,848 I'VE NOT BEEN A VERY GOOD PERSON LATELY. 102 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:44,683 CANCER IS THE ONE ILLNESS WHERE ALL THE PATIENTS 103 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:45,884 SEEM TO THINK THAT THEY'RE BEING PUNISHED. 104 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:48,654 THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT THIS ILLNESS 105 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,756 BOILS DOWN TO TWO FACTORS. 106 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,457 GENES AND ENVIRONMENT. 107 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:55,594 WHAT IF MY REALITY IS I'M CREATING A BAD ENVIRONMENT 108 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:59,131 FOR MYSELF? 109 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,365 YES. 110 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:02,768 BATHTUB RACES. 111 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:04,569 LET'S DO IT THIS YEAR. 112 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:06,238 MOM, YOU MADE US STOP DOING IT 113 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:08,040 BECAUSE YOU SAID THEY WEREN'T WORTH ALL THE TROUBLE. 114 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:10,475 YOU KNOW HOW YOU LIKE TO CRAP ON FUN THINGS? 115 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:12,277 NO, WELL, I WAS A LITTLE OVERWHELMED. 116 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:14,079 YOU KNOW, I HAD TO MAKE THE SNACKS AND THE T-SHIRTS 117 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,914 FOR THE POTLUCK AFTERWARDS. 118 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:18,083 THERE WERE ALL THE TOOLS THAT WERE LEFT--ANYWAY. 119 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:19,718 THAT DOESN'T MATTER. 120 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,820 I WAS FOCUSING ON THE WRONG THINGS. 121 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,121 LET'S DO IT. 122 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:24,856 WELL, IS DAD GONNA DO IT? 123 00:05:24,857 --> 00:05:27,893 UM... 124 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:29,728 I BET HE WOULD. 125 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:31,530 SURE. 126 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:34,599 OKAY. 127 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,670 IF DAD DOES, I'LL DO IT. 128 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:41,573 GOOD. 129 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:43,475 WE CALL THEM PIZZA PILLOWS, 130 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,110 BUT THERE ISN'T REALLY A PIZZA PART. 131 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:46,611 THEY'RBASICALLY JUST ENGLISH MUFFIN 132 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:48,246 WITH MELTED CHEESE AND SALSA. 133 00:05:48,247 --> 00:05:49,648 WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THOSE? 134 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:52,050 I LIVE ALONE AND I GOT A STOMACH THE SIZE OF A NUT. 135 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:54,486 I'M JUST TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE, MARLENE. 136 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:55,954 TOSS THEM OUT IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM. 137 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:59,524 NOW YOU GOT ME ALL GUILTY. 138 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:01,526 AND I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK. 139 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:02,794 I KNEW IT. 140 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:04,096 THE PILLOWS HAVE STRINGS. 141 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,864 I HAVE A LUMP THAT NEEDS TO BE REMOVED. 142 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,033 AH, JESUS. MORE CANCER? 143 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,401 YES, MARLENE. I'M RIDDLED WITH IT. 144 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:11,269 BUT LET'S TRY AND KEEP THIS LIGHT, HMM? 145 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:14,272 I NEED SOMEONE TO PICK ME UP AFTER SURGERY. 146 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:15,507 YOU REALIZE I'M ALMOST 80, RIGHT? 147 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:17,476 I COULD DIE IN MY SLEEP AT . 148 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:18,510 BEFORE MONDAY? 149 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:21,847 LOOK, I'LL DO IT THIS ONCE, 150 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:23,048 BUT YOU GOT TO FIND YOURSELF SOMEONE YOUNGER 151 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,417 TO BE YOUR "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY." 152 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,552 YOU'RE LOUSY WITH FAMILY. PICK ONE OF THEM. 153 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,488 I'M NOT READY TO TELL THEM YET. 154 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,724 TAKE YOUR TIME, YOU MIGHT GET OUT OF IT COMPLETELY. 155 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:37,229 WOW. 156 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,898 YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY UP AND RUNNING. 157 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,900 RUB-A-DUB-DUB. TWO MEN IN A TUB. 158 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,169 DUDE, THIS IS OUR YEAR. I CAN FEEL IT. 159 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:45,203 - MMM. - GO IN THERE. 160 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:46,471 GET ME THE WD-40. 161 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:47,572 WE GOT WORK TO DO. 162 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:51,843 OKAY. 163 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:53,712 THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS. 164 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:56,481 WELL, THANKS FOR HAVING ME IN MY OWN HOUSE. 165 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:58,417 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 166 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,353 I MEAN, LOOK HOW HAPPY ADAM IS. 167 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:04,523 AND...I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU TOO. 168 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:08,293 WELL, OKAY. 169 00:07:08,294 --> 00:07:11,196 I GOT TO WHIP THIS TUB INTO SHAPE. 170 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:13,732 DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE TOO BUSY FOR PIZZA PILLOWS? 171 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:17,702 I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR. 172 00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:19,337 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD WEAR SKIRTS MORE OFTEN. 173 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:23,709 YOU REALLY SHOULD. 174 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:32,651 SEAN. 175 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:33,852 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 176 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:36,488 SOMEONE TRIED TO STEAL MY SLEEPING BAG. 177 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,657 WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO THEM. 178 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:41,827 I WAS TRYING TO, BUT I HAD TO FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF IT FIRST. 179 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:44,629 OKAY, SEE, I TRY NOT TO WORRY ABOUT YOU, 180 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,565 THEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS. 181 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:49,468 THE BAD NEWS IS IT'S VERY EASY TO BREAK INTO YOUR BACK DOOR. 182 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,637 THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU APPARENTLY HAVE NO DUCT TAPE 183 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,539 FOR AN INTRUDER TO TIE YOU UP WITH. 184 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:56,374 YOU SHOULD NOT BE SLEEPING IN THE STREET. 185 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:58,677 I WAS IN THE PARK. 186 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:01,847 AND I THINK I JUST HAVE A CRACKED RIB OR THREE. 187 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:04,382 IF YOU COULD JUST WRAP ME REAL TIGHT IN, UM-- 188 00:08:04,383 --> 00:08:05,684 HERE. CAREFUL. 189 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,586 OW. 190 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:08,720 AH! 191 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:10,856 IN SOME PACKING TAPE OR ELECTRICAL TAPE. 192 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:12,491 SOME KIND OF STURDY TAPE. 193 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,459 I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE TO WRAP THINGS. 194 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,027 YOU COULD EVEN PUT A BOW ON ME 195 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:17,262 IF IT'LL GIVE YOU AN EXTRA THRILL. 196 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:18,697 LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL. 197 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:21,166 OH, NO. 198 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,101 THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT CRACKED RIBS ANYWAY. 199 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:25,237 THEY JUST TAPE THEM UP. 200 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:28,106 SO TAPE THEM UP. 201 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:29,407 OKAY. 202 00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:32,043 I WILL HELP YOU, 203 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:34,279 BUT ONLY IF YOU PROMISE TO STAY HERE FOR A FEW DAYS 204 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,981 SO I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON YOU. 205 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,649 - I'M FINE. - I'M NOT. 206 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:40,151 I WANT TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. PLEASE LET ME DO THAT. 207 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,321 WELL, I WON'T SLEEP IN THE HOUSE. 208 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:44,956 THEN SLEEP IN THE YARD. 209 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:47,392 - DEAL. - DEAL. 210 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:49,562 OW! 211 00:08:55,501 --> 00:08:57,002 DAD, THESE WHEELS SUCK. 212 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:58,770 DON'T SAY "SUCK." 213 00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:02,440 SAY, "THESE WHEELS FALL BELOW MY EXPECTATIONS." 214 00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:03,975 YOU SOUND LIKE MOM NOW. 215 00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:05,110 IT'S NOT A BAD THING. 216 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:08,179 YOUR MOM HAS A WONDERFUL VOCABULARY. 217 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,881 SEAN'S BEEN IN A LITTLE ACCIDENT, 218 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,284 SO HE'S GONNA STAY WITH US FOR A FEW DAYS. 219 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,219 JUST UNTIL MY DOUBLE VISION GOES AWAY. 220 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,522 ALTHOUGH FOR SOME REASON, I'M SEEING FOUR OF PAUL. 221 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:18,857 THAT'S SO WEIRD, BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON, 222 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,692 I'M SMELLING THREE OF YOU. 223 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:22,027 STOP IT. 224 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:23,295 BE NICE TO EACH OTHER, PLEASE. 225 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,196 ADAM, GO HELP SEAN UNLOAD THE CART. 226 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:26,464 IT'S IN THE BACK. 227 00:09:26,465 --> 00:09:29,000 TOO BAD THEY DON'T HAVE SHOPPING CART RACES. 228 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:30,435 I DON'T DO ORGANIZED SPORTS. 229 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:31,937 THEY PROMOTE UNHEALTHY COMPETITION, AND... 230 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:35,540 SO SEAN CAN STAY IN MY HOUSE AND I CAN'T? 231 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:38,076 IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, HE'S SLEEPING IN THE YARD. 232 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,779 IT'LL BE A SMALL CONSOLATION IF IT RAINS A LOT. 233 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,514 HELP ME OUT HERE. 234 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,182 I LOVE HIM AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM. 235 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:45,884 EXACTLY. THAT'S WHAT I CAN'T STAND. 236 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:47,118 HE UPSETS YOU. 237 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:49,054 I IMAGINE IF SOMEBODY WAS MAKING ME FEEL 238 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,256 LIKE A NERVOUS WRECK EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY-- 239 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,958 OH, WAIT. THAT'S YOU. 240 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:56,094 I'M SORRY, PAUL. 241 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:59,965 I'M TRYING. 242 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,333 I REALLY AM. 243 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,602 WELL, THANK YOU... 244 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:08,106 FOR TRYING. 245 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:14,579 COME ON, WE'RE LATE. 246 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:17,315 I CAN STILL SMELL YOU ON ME. 247 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:20,185 WHAT'S WRONG? 248 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,454 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 249 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,056 I DON'T DO THIS. 250 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:29,227 I DON'T HAVE SEX WITH GUYS I BARELY KNOW... 251 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:32,631 IN CLASSROOMS OR BEHIND STAGES. 252 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,200 I'M MARRIED. - I KNOW. 253 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:36,901 YOU'RE WEARING A WEDDING RING. 254 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,203 AND THAT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU? 255 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,305 IT WOULD BOTHER ME MORE IF I COULDN'T SEE YOU. 256 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:43,341 LOOK, I CAN'T-- I CAN'T CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND. 257 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:45,076 I MEAN, HE'S NOT A PERFECT GUY, BUT HE'S A GOOD GUY. 258 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,945 HE WOULD NEVER THINK OF DOING THIS TO ME, 259 00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:49,047 AND NOW I'VE DONE THAT TO HIM AND I DON'T WANT 260 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,582 TO BE THAT WOMAN. AND NOW I'M THAT WOMAN. 261 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:53,451 I WANT TO BE BETTER THAN THAT WOMAN. 262 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:54,419 HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 263 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:55,553 I DON'T WANT TO BE THE BLOKE 264 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,222 TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE THAT WOMAN. 265 00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:01,661 THANK YOU. 266 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,263 YOU'RE SWEET. 267 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:06,631 I HOPE I DIDN'T HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 268 00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:11,569 I HOPE IT'S NOT PRESUMPTUOUS OF ME TO SAY THAT. 269 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:14,706 I REALLY ENJOYED OUR TIME TOGETHER AND... 270 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:16,574 I MEAN, I-- 271 00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:20,779 I DON'T HAVE A LOT TO COMPARE IT TO, BUT YOU-- 272 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:26,351 YOU HAVE A GREAT-- MMM-- 273 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,419 UNIT. 274 00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:30,622 WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 275 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,524 HEY, LOOK. 276 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,759 IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING-- OKAY? 277 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,561 ANYTHING. 278 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:38,129 CONVERSATION, COFFEE, 279 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,198 OR A BLOKE WITH A BIG UNIT, 280 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:43,868 YOU CALL ME, OKAY? 281 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:52,310 I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY TO HAVE MADE YOU A REAL LUNCH, YOU KNOW? 282 00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:54,546 YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT THE WEEDS OUT MY YARD. 283 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:59,017 HEY, THERE ARE MORE SUPER NUTRIENTS IN MY LUNCH 284 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:01,019 THAN IN ANY OF YOUR YUPPIE SALAD BARS 285 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,755 AND THEY'RE NOT MARINATED IN THE SWEAT 286 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:05,290 OF UNINSURED FARM WORKERS. 287 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,758 IT'S JUST NOT FAIR 288 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,927 THAT YOU'RE INNOCENTLY SLEEPING AND SOMEONE BEATS YOU UP. 289 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,029 SHIT HAPPENS. LIFE'S NOT FAIR. 290 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:13,298 BUT DON'T YOU AT LEAST WANT TO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN BE? 291 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:16,101 I MEAN, OTHERWISE, WHAT KIND OF RULES DO WE HAVE TO LIVE BY? 292 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,802 DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA? 293 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,704 I BELIEVE WE ARE ALL COSMICALLY LINKED. 294 00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:22,307 IF YOU SCREW WITH THE EARTH, THE EARTH WILL SCREW WITH YOU 295 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:27,245 AND YOU HAVE AND IT IS. 296 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:30,181 I WANT TO TRY AND MAKE US A REAL FAMILY AGAIN. 297 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:34,085 NOT LIKE THE OLD FAMILY, BUT A NEW, BETTER FAMILY. 298 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,720 IS THAT WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A HARD-ON 299 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:37,222 FOR THIS BATHTUB EXTRAVAGANZA? 300 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:39,491 JUST DON'T BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE WITH PAUL. 301 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:40,525 MMM, THAT'S GONNA BE HARD. 302 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,327 WE HAVE SO LITTLE IN COMMON. - YEAH. 303 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:43,461 HE EATS REGULAR FOOD. 304 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:46,698 AND A LOT OF IT. 305 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:47,832 HELLO, PROTEIN. 306 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,167 OH. 307 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:53,204 OH, GOD. 308 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,639 OHH. 309 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:03,715 MY BROTHER'S DATING A WHITE GIRL. 310 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,950 IS THAT RIGHT? 311 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,051 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 312 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:09,320 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 313 00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:11,356 DO YOU PREFER WHITE WOMEN OR BLACK WOMEN? 314 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,024 DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT ANYTHING 315 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:15,660 LIKE THE WEATHER? ALGEBRA? 316 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:16,661 'CAUSE YOU CAN GET BOTH. 317 00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:18,396 IT'S JUST A MATTER OF WHETHER 318 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:19,964 YOU WANT TO BETRAY THE RACE OR NOT. 319 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,301 IT'S WARMER TODAY THAN IT WAS YESTERDAY. 320 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,702 MM-HMM. 321 00:13:24,703 --> 00:13:29,407 THINGS A HEATING UP. 322 00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:32,443 WHAT KIND OF WINE GOES WELL WITH A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN? 323 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:34,312 BEER. 324 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,214 I KNOW IT SEEMS A LITTLE OVER THE TOP, 325 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,216 BUT I REALLY WANT TO DO THIS PARTY UP RIGHT. 326 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:39,450 OH, YOU ARE DOING IT UP RIGHT. 327 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:40,718 LET ME TELL YOU. 328 00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:41,986 HERE. 329 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,421 FAMILY HIGH-FIVE. 330 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,689 HEY, MAN. 331 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,725 YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD. 332 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,730 I'M GOING TO BRENT'S. 333 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,301 LATER. 334 00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,138 THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS WITH ADAM. 335 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:01,272 HEY, HE'S INTO IT. 336 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:02,874 HE TOLD ME HE THOUGHT IT WAS COOL. 337 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,143 OH, "COOL" IS HUGE. 338 00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:07,679 "COOL" IS THE PANTHEON OF PARENTING. 339 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,448 YOU'RE A GOOD DAD. YOU'RE COOL. 340 00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,717 THANK YOU, CATHERINE. 341 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,419 OH. 342 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,654 HERE. 343 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:17,589 OOH, MMM. 344 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,023 - OH. - OH, BOY. 345 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,025 SORRY. 346 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,360 - OH, DEAR. - HOLD ON. 347 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,828 OH, YEAH. 348 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:26,331 YOU'VE GOT CHOCOLATE ON YOUR MOUTH. 349 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,333 I GOT IT. 350 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,602 HEY, I CAN DO THAT MYSELF. 351 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:35,039 I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY GROWN-UP SKILLS. 352 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:40,246 I GOT IT. 353 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,756 HI, PAUL. 354 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:55,093 HI, CATHY. 355 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:56,527 FLIP OVER. 356 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:58,229 NO. 357 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,666 I LIKE IT LIKE THIS. 358 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,469 I WANT TO LOOK AT YOU. 359 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,638 OKAY. 360 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,673 THIS IS SO QUEER, MOM. 361 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,108 OH, SHIT! SUNSCREEN. 362 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:13,044 - MOM SAID "SHIT"! - NICE! 363 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:15,880 EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I JUST PAID $10 364 00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:19,450 TO WATCH PEOPLE SIT IN THEIR CLOTHES IN THEIR BATHTUB? 365 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:22,954 OH, LIKE YOU HAD ANY OTHER BIG, FUN PLANS TO FILL YOUR DAY. 366 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,322 GOOD POINT. 367 00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,791 I'LL TAKE THAT BOTTLE WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH IT. 368 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:27,892 DON'T BEND OVER. 369 00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,027 YOUR RIBS WILL GROW BACK ALL FUNNY. 370 00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,228 RACERS, PLEASE GET READY FOR THE RACE. 371 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:31,262 DAD, THEY'RE LINING UP. 372 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,464 LET'S GO. 373 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:34,432 LET'S DO THIS THING. 374 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,968 OUR RACERS ARE TAKING THEIR PLACES. 375 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,202 OH, WAIT! WAIT! 376 00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:39,904 LET MARLENE TAKE ONE PHOTO. 377 00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:43,508 I WAS JUST GETTING COMFORTABLE. 378 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:44,709 OKAY. 379 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,377 WHAT THE HELL DO I DO WITH THIS? 380 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:48,913 YOU PRESS RIGHT THERE. 381 00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:50,281 - OKAY. - SEAN? 382 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,382 OKAY. 383 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:52,984 QUICK ONE. QUICK ONE. 384 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,052 DO YOU HAVE US ALL? 385 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,186 WE'VE GOT A MILLION PICTURES. 386 00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:57,255 NO, I WANT A PICTURE. 387 00:15:57,256 --> 00:16:00,959 TRUST ME. YOU'RE GONNA WANT ONE TOO. 388 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,894 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT. - JESUS, MOM. 389 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,629 - DON'T SAY "JESUS." - THANK YOU, PAUL. 390 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,030 OKAY, PUSH THE BUTTON. 391 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:07,498 PUSH THE BUTTON NOW, MARLENE. 392 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:10,501 BACK OFF. 393 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,870 FINALLY. 394 00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:13,938 HEY, HEY. 395 00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:15,773 LOOK. 396 00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,041 IT'S ALL MENTAL. 397 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,543 IF YOU KNOW ONLY YOURSELF, 398 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,011 YOU MAY OR MAY NOT WIN. 399 00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:23,147 IF YOU KNOW YOURSELF AND YOUR ENEMY, 400 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:27,952 YOU CAN WIN 100 BATTLES WITHOUT A SINGLE LOSS. 401 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:30,154 COOL. 402 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:33,291 GREAT. 403 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,059 SEEMS LIKE YOU GOT A DECENT FAMILY TO ME. 404 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:38,563 I'M SURE THEY CAN HANDLE ANYTHING YOU THROW AT THEM. 405 00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,431 MY SURGERY IS TOMORROW. 406 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:42,567 CAN'T I JUST HAVE FUN TODAY? 407 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:43,935 CAN'T I JUST ENJOY THE MOMENT? 408 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,503 SEE THE PEOPLE I LOVE SMILING BIG SMILES 409 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,638 WITHOUT HAVING IT ALL RUINED? 410 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:50,174 I MEAN, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT MAKES ME A BAD PERSON. 411 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,242 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 412 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:55,013 WELL, THEN STOP TELLING ME TO TELL THEM. 413 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,681 WHERE ARE THE HIPPIES? 414 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,416 THE HIP HIPPIES? 415 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:02,453 PLEASE COME TO WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO...BE. 416 00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:03,654 YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? 417 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:09,027 OH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 418 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,661 HEY. 419 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:12,030 WE'RE HAVING A PARTY AT THE HOUSE LATER. 420 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,065 I'D LOVE YOU TO COME. 421 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,901 FUCK OFF. I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND. 422 00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:20,538 RACERS, IS EVERYBODY READY? 423 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,612 GO, DRAIN GANG! 424 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:34,485 ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET... 425 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:38,556 YOU'RE GOING DOWN, ALEX. 426 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,532 WHOO! GO! 427 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:51,169 YOU'RE SO GOING DOWN! 428 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,503 YES! 429 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,342 WHOO! WHOO! 430 00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:00,478 OW! WHOO! 431 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,615 ♪ THEY WONDER WHAT I KNOW ♪ 432 00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:06,084 ♪ BUT I WON'T LET THEM SEE ♪ 433 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:10,655 YEAH, BABY. THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. 434 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,458 ♪ THEY WONDER WHO I'M WITH ♪ 435 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:18,629 ♪ YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME ♪ 436 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:22,266 ♪ I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW ♪ 437 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,068 TESTING, TESTING. 438 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:26,270 ADAM JAMISON, CAN YOU GIVE US A FEW WORDS 439 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,406 ABOUT YOUR VICTORY TODAY? 440 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,775 IN ORDER TO WIN, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE 441 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,644 YOU HAVE ALREADY WON. 442 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,179 VERY PHILOSOPHICAL. 443 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:39,050 PAUL JAMISON, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD TO THAT? 444 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,885 I JUST WANT TO DEDICATE THIS 445 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:44,288 TO THE WOMAN BEHIND THE MAN. 446 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,391 CATHY JAMISON, WITHOUT YOU, 447 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:48,793 WE WOULDN'T BE HERE TODAY. 448 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,131 AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, 449 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,300 YOU'RE A BUNCH OF LOSERS! 450 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,451 I HAD THIS GREAT DOLLHOUSE FURNITURE 451 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,786 WHEN I WAS LITTLE, ESPECIALLY THE BATHROOM SET. 452 00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:17,889 I HAD THIS TOILET WITH A LITTLE FLUSHER 453 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,490 THAT ACTUALLY FLUSHED. 454 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,025 OH, MY GOD, I EVEN-- 455 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,427 I HAD A TINY LITTLE PLUNGER. 456 00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:26,731 OH, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE KEPT THEM, 457 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,132 EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER HAD A GIRL. 458 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:29,700 IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO TRY FOR A GIRL, CATHY. 459 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,069 WE COULD TRY FOR ONE. OR JUST BUY ONE. 460 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:35,206 HOW GREAT WAS TODAY, HUH? 461 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,108 HOW ABOUT LAST NIGHT? 462 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:40,444 I MEAN, THIS HOUSE, EVERYTHING. 463 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:41,612 IT'S OUR LIFE. 464 00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:43,214 YEAH. 465 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,582 AND THE LAST FEW DAYS HAVE JUST BEEN-- 466 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,651 BEEN REALLY NICE. 467 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:47,785 I KNOW. EXACTLY. 468 00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,020 AND WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN HONEST 469 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,121 WITH EACH OTHER, RIGHT? 470 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,522 YEAH. 471 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,324 RIGHT. THAT'S, LIKE-- 472 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:55,493 THAT'S, LIKE, ONE OF OUR THINGS. 473 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,795 SO I HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU 474 00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:00,164 AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY, 475 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,465 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE FINE. 476 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:03,301 IT'S GONNA BE FINE, 'CAUSE IT HAS TO BE 477 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:04,702 AND AT LEAST WE HAVE EACH OTHER. 478 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,872 I GOT A HAND-JOB. 479 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,307 - WHAT? - HAND-JOB. 480 00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:10,408 I GOT ONE. 481 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,109 OH, GOD. 482 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,111 FEELS SO MUCH BETTER JUST GETTING IT OUT. 483 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:15,413 FROM WHO? 484 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:16,547 TINA. 485 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,683 RUGBY SLUT? 486 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:21,052 - YEAH. - WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT? 487 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,155 WELL, BECAUSE LIKE YOU JUST SAID, WE'RE US AGAIN. 488 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:28,659 AND I JUST FELT SO DAMN GUILTY ABOUT THE HAND INCIDENT. 489 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,328 SO YOU TOLD ME SO THAT YOU COULD FEEL BETTER 490 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,229 AND I COULD FEEL WORSE? 491 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,630 I TOLD YOU SO WE COULD GET PAST IT. 492 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:35,466 I WAS PAST IT WHEN I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT, PAUL. 493 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:36,867 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER THAN THIS. 494 00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,269 IT WASN'T EVEN AN OFFICIAL HAND-JOB. 495 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,537 IT WAS OVER MY PANTS. 496 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,505 MAYBE WE CAN-- YOU CAN COME 497 00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:43,741 TO SEE ANGELA WITH ME AND WE CAN HAVE SOME THERAPY 498 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:44,742 AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT-- 499 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:48,913 DON'T TOUCH ME. 500 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:49,981 WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? 501 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,582 SORRY, HONEY. CAKE, EVERYONE! 502 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,017 CATHY, COME ON. 503 00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,552 DO NOT DO THIS IN FRONT OF ADAM. 504 00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:55,786 DO WHAT? 505 00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,955 YOUR MOTHER'S MAD AT ME. 506 00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,357 WHAT DID YOU DO? 507 00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:01,425 CATHY, I NEVER SAID I WAS PERFECT. 508 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,628 I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HONEST HERE. 509 00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:06,030 OKAY, YOU NEED TO PUT A PIECE OF CAKE 510 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,165 INTO YOUR PIE HOLE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. 511 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:11,936 THANKS FOR A REAL FUN DAY, MOM. 512 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,640 I'M OUT OF HERE. 513 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,145 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BIG WIN-THE-RACE PARTY, 514 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,114 NOT A FUCKED-UP MOM PARTY. 515 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:27,551 I MEAN, NOW MY DAD WILL NEVER COME BACK. 516 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:29,654 I MEAN, I JUST DON'T GET IT. 517 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:32,189 MY MOM USED TO BE JUST A REGULAR, CRAZY MOM. 518 00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:37,261 NOW SHE'S A TOTAL BAT-SHIT, CLINICAL CRAZY MOM. 519 00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:38,663 I MEAN, YOU HANG OUT WITH HER. 520 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:41,867 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK'S UP WITH HER? 521 00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:49,974 I DON'T KNOW, DUDE. 522 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:54,513 PEOPLE ARE JUST FUCKED UP. 523 00:22:09,361 --> 00:22:10,895 I DIDN'T DIE. 524 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,229 YOU DIDN'T DIE. 525 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,631 YOU DID REALLY GREAT. 526 00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,666 THAT'S SO NICE YOU CAME. 527 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,201 HOW YOU FEELING? 528 00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:18,703 SILLY... 529 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:21,739 FOR GOING UNDER THE KNIFE WHEN I DIDN'T HAVE TO. 530 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,541 YOU KNOW, I WENT OUT TO THE WAITING ROOM, 531 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:24,942 BUT PAUL HADN'T ARRIVED YET. 532 00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:26,777 STILL LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING HIM. 533 00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:28,779 YEAH. 534 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,148 THERE WAS A HITCH. 535 00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:33,517 A FRIEND OF MINE'S GONNA COME PICK ME UP. 536 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,419 OH. 537 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:37,755 MARLENE, WHERE ARE YOU? 538 00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:40,991 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PICK ME UP. 539 00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:42,593 PLEASE JUST CALL ME AND TELL ME 540 00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:43,994 YOU HAVEN'T DROPPED DEAD YET. 541 00:22:43,995 --> 00:22:46,430 NO, OKAY, IF-- 542 00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:48,933 IF YOU HAVE DROPPED DEAD, I'M GONNA FEEL REALLY BAD. 543 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,835 THAT WAS--THAT WAS A JOKE. 544 00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:55,239 BUT JUST, UH, CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS. 545 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,340 JUST CALL ME ANYTIME. 546 00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:58,776 JUST CALL ME. 547 00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:00,778 IT'S CATHY. 548 00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:04,548 THANKS. 549 00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:20,798 HEY. 550 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:23,101 ARE YOU BUSY? 551 00:23:30,175 --> 00:23:31,742 OKAY? - MM-HMM. 552 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:33,778 YEAH, YOU WANT THAT BACK A LITTLE BIT? 553 00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:35,780 YEAH. 554 00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:37,982 LET'S, UH-- 555 00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:42,087 ♪ THERE'S NO MORE SIRENS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT ♪ 556 00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:49,227 ♪ SHOTGUN BLASTS ON BACKLIT STREETS ♪ 557 00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:55,032 ♪ BEING CAUGHT ♪ 558 00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:57,101 ♪ IN THE PATTERN OF LIFE ♪ 559 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,670 OKAY, MY LOVE... 560 00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:03,842 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO? 561 00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:08,579 ANYWHERE YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE ME. 562 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:11,949 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE ON THE OUTSIDE ♪ 563 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,218 ♪ LOOKING IN ♪ 564 00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:15,986 ♪ IT'S HARD TO BE DISCREET ♪ 565 00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:21,126 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 566 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,529 ♪ FOOLS GO RUSHING BY ♪ 567 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:30,401 ♪ AND LEAVING ME FROSTBITTEN FEET ♪ 568 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:33,170 ♪ EPIDERMAL CHATTER ♪ 569 00:24:33,171 --> 00:24:36,741 ♪ WITH THE PEOPLE ONHE STREET ♪ 570 00:24:40,278 --> 00:24:45,216 ♪ BETWEEN EBONY AND IVORY ♪ 571 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:49,153 ♪ THERE ARE NO RULES ♪ 572 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:52,190 ♪ NOBODY KNOWS ♪ 573 00:24:56,094 --> 00:24:59,197 ♪ MELODIES BETWEEN THE KEYS ♪ 39039

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