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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:37,140 Get the fuck down. 2 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:39,620 I'll take the one to the left. Take the one to the right. 3 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:41,860 Honey, 4 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:44,560 can you be ready to go? 5 00:00:44,780 --> 00:00:46,460 Yeah, one sec, babe. 6 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,120 Hey, watch out, they're coming in. 7 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:01,500 They're coming in, they're coming in. Oh, no. 8 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,600 Oh, fuck, they're coming in. 9 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:10,700 Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Abort mission, abort, abort. 10 00:01:11,060 --> 00:01:12,060 Fuck. 11 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:13,260 I'm dead. 12 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,240 I can't believe it. 13 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Fuck. 14 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:18,740 Oh, need another beer, bro? 15 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:21,220 I'm good, I appreciate it, bro. All right. 16 00:01:47,790 --> 00:01:48,790 Did we talk about? 17 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:50,890 What are you talking about? 18 00:01:51,130 --> 00:01:53,190 These are my beers. I bought them. 19 00:01:53,490 --> 00:01:57,530 I told you I'm not drinking your lame -ass wine coolers. Not about the beers. 20 00:01:57,670 --> 00:01:59,330 About drinking with my boyfriend. 21 00:02:01,050 --> 00:02:04,490 Are you seriously telling me to tell your boyfriend not to have any beers? 22 00:02:05,210 --> 00:02:06,450 That's what we agreed to. 23 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:10,250 Well, that was before DEFCON 3 came out. 24 00:02:11,190 --> 00:02:15,300 Listen to me. This is my only night off this week. and I want to spend it with 25 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:18,740 my boyfriend at a fancy restaurant eating nice food and dancing. 26 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:22,180 And when I come home, I want him in my bed. 27 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:27,380 I don't need him up all night playing video games, getting drunk with you, and 28 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:28,380 passing out on the sofa. 29 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:35,460 Okay, well, it's his day off too, so if he wants to spend it having brewskis 30 00:02:35,460 --> 00:02:42,120 with his bro... I am not competing with you, Chadwick. He's my boyfriend. 31 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:44,920 You know what? 32 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,800 I think you're a bad influence on my best friend. 33 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,020 Me? The bad influence? 34 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:52,900 Yeah, that's right. 35 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,760 If your boyfriend wants to spend his time with his best friend more than he 36 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,980 wants to spend it with you, maybe you need to get a new boyfriend. 37 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:01,980 What did you just say? 38 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:05,680 Yo, Chad, what's the ETA on that IPA? 39 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,040 Face it, sis. 40 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:11,020 The man's made his choice. 41 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:12,740 You lose. 42 00:03:24,089 --> 00:03:26,270 Honey, I am ready. 43 00:03:27,070 --> 00:03:28,070 What are you doing? 44 00:03:29,370 --> 00:03:31,790 Hey, come on, hop in the shower. 45 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:38,090 It's our one night of the week that we get to go on a date. 46 00:03:38,470 --> 00:03:39,470 Come on. 47 00:03:41,370 --> 00:03:42,370 Baby, 48 00:03:44,310 --> 00:03:45,750 are you awake? 49 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:48,190 Come on, it's our date night. 50 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,690 Please, for me. 51 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,740 Baby, please. Come on, wake up. Wake up. We gotta go. 52 00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:03,820 Hey, sis. 53 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:05,820 Nice dress. 54 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:11,880 Hey, 55 00:04:17,459 --> 00:04:19,760 bro. What's up? 56 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:23,400 Look, I'm not in the mood for more of your lectures right now, alright? 57 00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:25,540 Lecture. 58 00:04:25,690 --> 00:04:26,429 It's funny. 59 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:32,550 No, you know, I was just thinking about, you know, when we were kids, playing at 60 00:04:32,550 --> 00:04:35,290 your mom and my dad's house, how we would always wrestle. 61 00:04:35,970 --> 00:04:38,410 And, of course, I mean, I would always win. 62 00:04:39,150 --> 00:04:41,510 Yeah, I mean, yeah, I would let you win sometimes. 63 00:04:42,590 --> 00:04:43,590 Right. 64 00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:49,310 Anyways, my point is, don't you miss how close we used to be? 65 00:04:51,350 --> 00:04:55,170 Well, I suppose if we spent more time together, then... 66 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,460 I wouldn't be spending as much time with my best friend. 67 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:02,380 Exactly. Like, maybe you'd like hanging out with me so much you wouldn't even 68 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:03,380 want to see Jason. 69 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:09,980 Well, that's not really how it works. I mean, me and Jason just have a lot more 70 00:05:09,980 --> 00:05:11,060 in common than you and I. 71 00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:16,320 It's not that I don't like spending time with you. I do, but it's just 72 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,320 different. 73 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,000 Because I'm a girl? 74 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:21,940 Well, yeah. 75 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:27,670 You can't wrestle with me anymore because I'm a girl. 76 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:35,270 Well, you're a woman, and it's not exactly that cool to wrestle with your 77 00:05:35,270 --> 00:05:36,310 adult stepsister. 78 00:05:37,490 --> 00:05:39,050 Because you'd get turned on? 79 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:44,390 What? Fuck off. What are you getting at here? 80 00:05:44,990 --> 00:05:49,890 I want to make a deal. Okay? I want something from you that costs nothing. 81 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:51,950 Just your effort. 82 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:57,870 And in exchange, I will give you something for me that costs nothing, 83 00:05:57,870 --> 00:05:58,870 efforts. 84 00:05:59,510 --> 00:06:02,150 And what do you have that I would want? 85 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:05,570 What don't I have that you would want? 86 00:06:07,610 --> 00:06:08,610 How about this? 87 00:06:08,930 --> 00:06:14,490 I take off the sexy little dress for you so long as you leave my boyfriend alone 88 00:06:14,490 --> 00:06:15,490 whenever I want. 89 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:20,170 You know this is kind of fucked up, right? 90 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:24,760 What kind of pervert do you think I am? Want to see my sister naked? 91 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:27,820 Okay, all right. Let's just forget about it. Sorry. 92 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:29,700 Okay, hold on. 93 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,900 I'm not saying I don't like the direction that this is headed. 94 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:36,240 I do. 95 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:42,260 It's just, you know, if you're just standing there naked, it's just going to 96 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:46,160 feel like my sister's standing there naked because she wants something in 97 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:50,480 exchange. It doesn't feel like it's really for me. It's not really that, you 98 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,480 know. 99 00:06:51,559 --> 00:06:55,440 So I just maybe want to tweak it a little bit, you know? 100 00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:57,660 So what do you want, Chad? I'm desperate here. 101 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:06,680 Well, there was this one time where you and Jason were in the other room and 102 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:13,680 you had this music playing and you were giggling and, I don't know, 103 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:15,920 it's going to sound kind of crazy, kind of goofy. 104 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:17,880 Just tell me. 105 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,280 I want you to give me a lap dance. 106 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:24,880 A dance? 107 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:27,080 Like, a striptease? 108 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,040 No, I've only ever done that for my boyfriend. 109 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:33,140 Do it for me like you would do it for him. 110 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,040 Oh, my God. 111 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:36,880 No, Chad. 112 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:38,500 Why are you laughing? 113 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:42,980 You're the one who came in here, like, ready to get naked for me to strip down. 114 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,140 Like, I'm not the pathetic one. Okay, deal. 115 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:46,580 Okay? 116 00:07:47,140 --> 00:07:48,140 Deal. 117 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:49,820 Let's turn on some music. 118 00:08:06,380 --> 00:08:07,380 Is this what you wanted? 119 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:11,700 Yeah, that's working. 120 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,250 See you. 121 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:16,680 Let me just, uh... I'm going to adjust my zipper. It's killing me. 122 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:18,380 Yeah. Yeah. 123 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:19,680 Okay, cool. 124 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,420 What are you doing? 125 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:27,240 Oh, it's, um... It's not a big deal. I'm just... You know, I'm enjoying it, 126 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,880 so... Yeah. I can see that. You're fucking hard. 127 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:36,100 Yeah. So... I like it. Come on. 128 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,320 Should I continue? 129 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,600 Yeah. 130 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,560 You're distracting, like... Yeah? 131 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,260 Yeah. Well, I can feel that you're wet. 132 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:14,880 Well, yeah, there's a hard dick right up against me, like... Yeah, 133 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:19,760 I don't... Well... 134 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:25,160 What do you want me to do? 135 00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:30,460 I mean, I don't know. It's more comfortable, I guess. You could take it 136 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:31,460 I'm... 137 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,120 I'm not going to do anything with it after that. 138 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,440 Okay. Yeah. 139 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:38,520 Sounds good. 140 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:40,520 Okay. 141 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:53,120 You want to just, you know, just grind against it a little more? 142 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,880 I guess, if I keep my panties on. 143 00:10:58,620 --> 00:10:59,620 Yeah, like that. 144 00:11:36,479 --> 00:11:42,160 You think, um... You think maybe I could just see you? 145 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:43,860 Next to your pretty face. 146 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:48,320 After that, a deal's a deal, I swear. 147 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,200 Okay. I just want to see it next to your face. 148 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:52,840 Yeah? Yeah, of course. 149 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,420 I have an even better idea. 150 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:19,960 Why don't you lay back on the bed? 151 00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:20,820 Thank you. 152 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:55,030 I just figured I could make the dough a little sweeter for you. 153 00:16:15,069 --> 00:16:17,590 A little better than what I was expecting. 154 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:24,370 But it's definitely blowing my mind. 155 00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:31,030 I don't think I can stop now. 156 00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:51,570 Okay. 157 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,680 Oh, yeah. 158 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,920 Oh, my goodness. 159 00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:48,970 Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. 160 00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:51,630 Oh my goodness. 161 00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:57,690 I didn't know my stepbrother had such a nice fucking cock. 162 00:24:33,469 --> 00:24:35,230 Yeah. Let's just say it's up to you. 163 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:21,620 Bye. 164 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,120 Oh, fuck it. 165 00:37:26,299 --> 00:37:29,060 Yeah. Yeah. 166 00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:32,380 Yeah. 167 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,920 Yeah. 168 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:39,920 Yeah. 169 00:38:55,150 --> 00:38:56,150 You know what? 170 00:38:56,690 --> 00:39:00,450 I think you're a bad influence on my best friend. 171 00:39:00,850 --> 00:39:04,110 Me? The black... Fuck, sorry. 172 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,010 One more time. 11903