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- Ready, bro?
- Yeah, man.
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I'm loaded and bloated!
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All right. Okay, man,
I just gotta give Cousin Leon
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the lowdown before we fly out.
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I can't believe you're gonna let
Cousin Leon stay here by himself
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while we're at the casino.
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You're max betting
with your store, bro.
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No, man. He'll be fine.
Cousin Leon, get in here.
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What do you need, boss?
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All right, man, we're heading
out for some cousin bro time.
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Oh, we haven't been
to the casino in forever.
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Yeah, last time I was there, I
won 600 bucks playing blackjack,
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and I shit my pants.
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Now, that is dedication.
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I can't wait to win
and I can't wait to shit.
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All right.
So, we're back tomorrow.
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You're in charge.
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You got it, whatever you need.
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All right, man.
So, when you lock up,
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kill the lights.
But more importantly,
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put the ayii in the ayii.
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The what in the what?
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Put the ayii in the ayii.
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Say again.
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Guy, put the ayii
into the ayii!
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Put the ayii in the ayii.
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Gotcha. Very important.
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All right. Easy-peasy... measy.
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Hey,
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where can I find ayii?
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Uh...
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Over there?
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♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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All right, before we get in
there and go all-in, remember,
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time out your bathroom breaks
at the VLT machines.
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You think
I don't know that, bro?
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You get up to pee and a Kookum
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swoops in and
steals your jackpot.
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Yeah, we can't have that.
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You know, I heard, uh,
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some people wear diapers, so
they don't lose their machines.
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What?
Diapers are for babies, man.
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Yeah, man.
Not for grown dudes like us.
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That's weird, right?
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Yeah, that's exactly what I was
thinking when you said it.
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It's weird.
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Yeah. It makes me so mad
just thinking about it.
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But could you imagine, though?
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No way, man.
If I wore a diaper...
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I wouldn't tell
anybody about it.
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No matter how
comfortable they are.
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All right, time to lock in.
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- Best bros forever?
- Best cousin, bro.
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Yeah.
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(rustling)
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Hey, how'd you sleep?
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Pretty good. You?
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Not bad.
How's your day looking?
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Big day. I have to record
two more videos,
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then I have to do a
live Q&A for some of my fans,
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and then I have to
edit and upload.
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Oh, I hear that.
I got a pretty big day, too.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, you know, big,
big day of fucking with Lips.
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What Lips do?
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What do you mean?
It's Lips.
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I always fuck with Lips.
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Oh, okay.
Well, I didn't know that.
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Yeah, Sophia and Tavis are
coming over later for a meeting,
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and we gotta
pick up some supplies,
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lots of planning, you know.
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Okay. Well,
good luck with that, I guess.
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Yeah, you too.
Work, am I right?
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Yeah.
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Another case
of the Mondays.
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It's Thursday.
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Thanks again. And did we have
what you were looking for?
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Yeah, man.
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That's my guy.
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Cousin Leon (in mind:) Psst.
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- It's me.
- Huh?
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Can I, uh, help you?
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What?
You're too good for me now.
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- You again?
- Yeah, it's me again.
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The real you.
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- That guy's gone.
- Then, why am I here?
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Let's destroy this place...
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for old times.
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That's a bad idea.
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You are done with him.
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My good side!
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Think about Dean.
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He trusted you
when nobody else would.
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He never trusted you.
You're just his lapdog.
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I am not!
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Then, why is there a bowl
of water on the ground?
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That's, uh, Dean's.
I don't ask questions.
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He's not your friend, bro.
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Don't listen to him!
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So, he trusted you, but now,
it's time to prove him wrong.
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What did you have in mind?
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Let's put this
dump out of business.
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We could run a hose in here and
flood the place. No. Too easy.
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We could cover
everything in honey
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and let some bears in.
No! That's too hard.
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Wait.
That's actually a good idea.
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No!
I'm the good conscience.
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It's a bad idea because...
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it just is.
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(English accent:)
Come on, do it!
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Shit!
It's my bad conscience.
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Get out of here!
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Whatever you say, guv'nor. Oh.
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What are
you looking at, wanker?
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Come on, Leon,
we make a great team,
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like Siegfried and Roy.
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Good Leon: Ignore him.
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Roy got attacked by
his own tiger. He's the tiger.
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Looks like you're having
a hard time making a decision.
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Why don't I give you a hand?
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(machine chiming musically)
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(machines chiming musically)
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Man, these machines
aren't hitting.
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Don't worry, bro, these machines
gotta be broken in,
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just like rubber boots,
they hurt at first,
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but you'll be
sloshing in the cash.
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(machine chiming musically)
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Fuck sakes, man!
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(machine chiming musically)
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Bro, man, you can't put
a price on good bro time.
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Best bro cousins?
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Best bro cousins!
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(chuckling)
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Come on, focus! On three!
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- On three!
- Dean: On three!
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One, two, three!
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(machines chiming musically)
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- Tech survey?
- Check.
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Found the breaker
to kill the lights.
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Hey, Chickadee?
Do you guys mind?
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I'm in the middle of a Q&A.
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Yeah, yeah, one sec, one sec.
Did you get the supplies?
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I got enough glue
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to stick together
every house in Grouse Lake.
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Yes.
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Uh, you good, babe?
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I can't record
with all the noise.
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Oh shit, that's my bad,
but it's gonna be so worth it.
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Fucking with Lips?
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Totally.
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Are you done with
your little video?
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You should come with us.
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I really have
a lot of work to do.
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Come on.
I've seen you at your work.
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Come see what I do.
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But I have to get this done.
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I put out new content
every Thursday.
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What's the rush?
It's only Monday.
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(snickering)
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Tell him to back off.
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Don't listen to him, Leon.
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Just give me time to think.
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We don't need to resort
to violence. Right, Leon?
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- I guess.
- Evil Leon: Oh.
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"We don't need to
resort to violence.'
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You scared, you little ween?
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Cousin Leon: Shut up.
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I just can't think.
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He's right.
It's pointless to fight.
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Let's bury the hatchet,
for Cousin Leon's sake.
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Bring it in.
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Oh, that's more like--
(groaning)
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(groaning)
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- Had enough yet?
- (groaning)
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- Say uncle!
- Uncle!
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I thought he'd never leave.
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Now, we can get
some real work done.
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Paul: Come on.
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(machine chiming musically)
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- (machines chiming musically)
- Wow, wow, wow.
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Couldn't help but notice
you two from across the room.
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Thanks, man.
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You look like
a couple of sweet bros.
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Of course we are.
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Allow me
to introduce myself.
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I'm Esquire
Esquire, the First.
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Wow, a name so nice,
they gave it to you twice.
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No, man, he's one of
those fancy horse jumpers.
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I thought you guys
were all short.
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Nah, you're thinking
of a jockey, bro.
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Oh, a jockey,
like for your nuts.
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- Yeah.
- Does that pay well?
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(chuckling)
Yes.
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Look at you two.
Such playful bro-isms.
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So lively and magnetic.
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I was drawn to you.
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You... were?
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You see, I spent so much
of my time amassing my fortune
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that I've never had time
for a bro of my own.
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Fortune, eh?
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I don't want to
get into numbers,
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but let's just say it's...
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thousands of dollars.
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Wow, a real thousandaire.
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That's a nice
best bro you got there.
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Real nice.
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- Yeah, we're also best cousins.
- (Esquire clearing throat)
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I have a proposal for you.
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I'm listening.
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What if I offered $1,500 to
hang with your bro for the day?
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Here's a pretty sweet hang.
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Hey, you're not some
kind of bro-vert, are you?
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I just want a good hang.
Nothing weird.
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And if I have to
grease the wheels for that,
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I have the means.
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Well, I'm not some
sort of piece of meat
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that you can sell or
buy for a quick hang, man.
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Yeah, there's
nothing meaty about him,
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except for those sweet cheeks.
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And these sweet cheeks only
has room for one best friend,
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and he also happens
to be my cousin.
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Yeah.
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- So, what's the prank?
- It's epic.
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This might just be
my Michelangelo.
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You mean Sistine Chapel.
227
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Nah, babe.
The Ninja Turtle.
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He was funny as shit.
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- I kind of want pizza now.
- Chickadee: Okay.
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Shh. Shh.
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(phone beeping)
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(phone ringing)
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- (phone ringing)
- (exhaling sharply)
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Holy heck.
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- (snickering)
- (phone ringing)
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- (phone ringing)
- Everything's glued down.
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Everything's glued down.
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- (phone ringing)
- Cool.
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(phone ringing)
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What the...?
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Who's doing that?!
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(all laughing)
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I'm coming out there.
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What's on my arse?
Hey! I'll get you kids!
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- Here's your dry nachos.
- Man, I can't believe
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that thousandaire tried to give
me 1,500 bucks for my bro time.
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- I feel gross.
- Dean: Yeah, man.
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But you know,
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there's probably some deadly
perks to that kind of scratch.
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How dare you try to
sell off my bro-dom like that!
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Think of all the VLTs we could
lose with that kind of money.
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I am getting sick
of eating dry nachos.
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We can get the
supreme ones with cheese.
254
00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:30,963
Man, those are for
only sultans and kings!
255
00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:32,531
I'm just saying, man,
256
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,034
it's one day,
we could split the cash.
257
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,535
Why are we splitting the cash
258
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,470
when I'm doing
all the hanging out?
259
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:40,039
Because you're my bro
and he asked me.
260
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,440
This is free money, bro.
261
00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:44,710
Fine! All right! I'll do it.
262
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,212
Where is this bro-vert anyway?
263
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,815
- I'm right here.
- Thousandaire.
264
00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:53,419
This is for you.
You made the right choice.
265
00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:57,323
Dean:
Be gentle with him, please.
266
00:10:57,423 --> 00:11:01,460
I will.
267
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,863
Dr. Tenderfeather: Aaniin.
I'm Dr. Tenderfeather.
268
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:06,732
Does your significant other
prioritize the wrong things?
269
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,234
Waste their potential?
270
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,202
Surround themselves
with loafers?
271
00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:14,674
Borrow money because
they ran out of child tax?
272
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,411
An eagle cannot soar
273
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,814
with the weight of
a mooch on their back.
274
00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,983
In this eight-part series,
275
00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,885
we'll use the
seven sacred teachings
276
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,054
to determine
if you are dating a loser.
277
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,388
Hey, babe, what you watching?
278
00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:31,991
(video music stopping)
279
00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:35,695
Hey, uh, what do you
want for dinner?
280
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,296
Oh, I can't eat. I'm working on
a big art project.
281
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:41,500
Uh, the paint might have fumes,
so maybe you want to head out
282
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,268
for a couple hours,
so you don't get dizzy.
283
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,738
Art project? That's great.
284
00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:48,941
Yeah, yeah, no problem. Hey,
285
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,876
it's great that you're
putting your energy
286
00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:52,378
towards something
other than pranking Lips.
287
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:55,381
Oh. Oh, do you think
I could borrow a few bucks?
288
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:57,950
The paints
are kind of expensive,
289
00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,785
and I ran out of child tax.
290
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,620
Child tax?
291
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,289
How do you still get
child tax in your 20s?
292
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,891
The government
gives it to my mom
293
00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:07,626
and she gives it
to her best girl.
294
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,962
I don't think that's
how child tax works.
295
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,498
It is. Trust me.
296
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,136
Can't wait to see
what you come up with.
297
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,405
Yeah, man. I can't wait to
see the look on Lips' face.
298
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:27,246
All right,
what do you want to do first?
299
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:30,483
The floods or the bears?
300
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,084
I kind of want
to fuck with people.
301
00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:34,220
I like it. Start slow.
302
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,489
Grouse Lakers
never liked you anyways.
303
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,891
Blue: Aaniin.
304
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,662
Just one for today.
Doc says I have to cut back.
305
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,964
Is that all the doctor said?
306
00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:47,066
Yeah. Why?
307
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,769
Because you smell
like buttholes and wet onions.
308
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,237
I'm never coming here again!
309
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,675
- That's right.
- (door closing)
310
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,410
These are the same people
that BCR'd you. And for what?
311
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,479
Yeah, right?
312
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:03,149
A couple of bad cheques
and some upper deckers.
313
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:05,084
If the health centre
can't take a joke,
314
00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:06,152
then why say laughter
is the best medicine?
315
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,353
(laughing)
316
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:13,192
(both laughing)
317
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,762
♪ Don't need
no halo in heaven ♪
318
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:23,869
♪ Just bring a basket
for the wings ♪
319
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:33,045
♪ We got hot dogs
and old Jim Beam ♪
320
00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:37,383
♪ A Spanish pipe dream
on the box ♪
321
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:41,987
(Grouse Lakers laughing)
322
00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:43,722
Lips: What's so funny?
323
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,525
Hilda: You!
We're laughing at you!
324
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:47,459
(all laughing)
325
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,896
Stop laughing.
Everyone, stop laughing!
326
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,965
Calm your jeet seat,
Boston Butt.
327
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:54,700
We're laughing at your hams.
328
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,368
Lips: Who did this?
Tell me who did this
329
00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:59,205
or you're all BCR'd!
330
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,140
Lips are sealed, Lips.
331
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,175
I ain't no snitch.
332
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,144
(laughing)
333
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,249
Chickadee.
334
00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,987
Paul: Ahh...
335
00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:18,157
I know it's
early on in our bro-hood,
336
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:21,660
but when you know...
you know.
337
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,596
Is that what I think it is?
338
00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:30,936
It's like
a best friend's locket,
339
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,139
but it beads us
together... forever.
340
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,180
It's so beautiful.
341
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,718
I'm gonna
level with you, bro.
342
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,921
I'm looking for
a full-time best bro.
343
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:51,924
Esquire,
this is all so sudden.
344
00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:54,393
It seems that way,
but I'm tired of ordering
345
00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:56,295
the bro-sized
bucket of chicken,
346
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,030
just so the delivery guy
thinks I have a friend.
347
00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,732
That's no way to live.
348
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,134
I have a one-car garage
349
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,303
and an inflatable pool just
waiting to be bro-ed out in.
350
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,938
Do you have lots of
pop at your house?
351
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,806
Name-brand pop,
all you can drink.
352
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,742
Hmph. Dean has lots of pop,
353
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,644
but there are no name
brands at Yeah Man's.
354
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,978
They always leave
a funny taste in my mouth.
355
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,747
Dean?
356
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,283
The same Dean who
sold you for 15 hundo?
357
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:21,053
You're worth
at least $200 more. At least!
358
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:24,156
Yeah. He's probably sitting by
himself at some seafood buffet.
359
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:24,823
Hpmh!
360
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,393
That's what I'm saying.
361
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,295
And I don't want
to brag or anything, but, uh,
362
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:33,399
I also lease a certified
pre-owned Kia Sorento.
363
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,767
All-wheel drive?
364
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:35,501
Is there any other kind?
365
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,570
(Esquire laughing)
366
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,507
Listen, pal, unless you got
money or a cousin,
367
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,176
you gotta get out of here.
368
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:51,617
(knocking)
369
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,786
- Serena: Come in.
- (door opening)
370
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:54,620
- Is Chickadee home?
- Uh...
371
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,190
Police business.
I'll be quick.
372
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,758
Is this about the pants?
373
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:00,492
Kind of, yeah.
374
00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:02,995
Ooh. Sorry.
375
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:04,863
I don't know
where Chickadee is.
376
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,632
What's this about?
377
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:07,866
Warning, ma'am.
What I'm about to show you
378
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,935
is a little disturbing.
379
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:14,773
You think Chickadee did this?
380
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,675
It has her name on it, yeah.
381
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:17,876
You sure that isn't the
Chickadee from Sagkeeng?
382
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,144
Very sure.
383
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:22,715
It's, like, actually good.
384
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:26,051
The brush strokes are...
hauntingly beautiful.
385
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,320
Beautiful, but evil.
386
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:31,123
- This needs to stop.
- I'm sure Chickadee's sorry.
387
00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:33,125
Sorry about the time
she stole my cruiser?
388
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,394
Made counterfeit
lottery tickets?
389
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,396
Reverse moo'd some toilets?
390
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,564
Catfishing me into believing
391
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,000
I was going to be a
backup dancer for Shania Twain?
392
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,002
She-- she did all that?
393
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,503
That's just
the light stuff.
394
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,005
Oh.
395
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,143
Chickadee:
Oh, hey.
396
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,080
So, what's with the bags?
397
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,684
I don't think you're ready
for a serious relationship.
398
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:02,021
Whatever. This is just a fight.
Couples fight, remember?
399
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,156
No. This is a breakup.
400
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:08,727
You just can't see that
you're a brilliant artist,
401
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:11,897
and it hurts to
watch you waste your talents.
402
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:15,367
But I can make other paintings
of Lips. Or other shit.
403
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,604
I tried to be cool
about all the pranks, but...
404
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,105
it's just not me.
405
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,107
And...
406
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:26,245
it's not fair of me
to ask you to change.
407
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:30,849
I'm not just into pranks.
I got lots else going on.
408
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,317
Really?
409
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,590
Goodbye, Chickadee.
410
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,526
(door opening, closing)
411
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,194
All right, if we leave now,
412
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:45,097
we can beat traffic and still
catch comedian Kris Kazlauskis.
413
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:48,934
Cool. He's Manitoba's
18th most popular comedian.
414
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,702
I just gotta call PJ
415
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,471
and make sure they
put him down for a nap.
416
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,906
Who's that, your dog?
417
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,874
No, Paul Junior.
418
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:59,878
You know, Lil' PJ.
PJ the DJ. Lil' Peej.
419
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:01,713
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
420
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,449
You never said anything
about having a kid.
421
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:04,316
You never asked me.
422
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:08,821
So, say we're
bro'ing down hard,
423
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,957
You're telling me there's
a baby just crawling around?
424
00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:13,592
Yeah, but he's a baby bro.
425
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,730
Do you really think
that I've amassed
426
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,166
literally
thousands of dollars
427
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,168
by wasting
my time with babies?
428
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:27,005
So, you're saying
we can't bro down
429
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,109
because I have a baby bro, bro?
430
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,778
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
431
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:37,316
Well, guess what?
We were never really bros...
432
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,418
to begin with.
433
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:43,922
Oh... Oh, you're
turning your back on me?!
434
00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:45,991
Esquire, Esquire, the First?!
435
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,293
You'll never find another
bro like me! Good luck!
436
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:54,867
What are
you all looking at?!
437
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,969
I could buy
this whole place...
438
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,104
for half an hour
if I wanted to!
439
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:00,706
(groaning)
440
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,479
Why?!
441
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,551
It's a solid machine.
We could sell it easily.
442
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,987
Dean won't need one when
they're out of business.
443
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:15,420
Not so fast.
444
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,823
Good Leon?
445
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,324
But I wedgied you
to smithereens.
446
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:23,128
So you thought.
But guess what?
447
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:26,532
Good always wins...
448
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:27,432
except for most of history.
449
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,836
Well, there was...
No, you're right.
450
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,738
Kind of sad, really,
451
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,673
and that's coming from
a real prick like me.
452
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:38,177
Deep down,
Leon wants to be good.
453
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,712
- Is that true?
- Well, if it wasn't...
454
00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,648
would it be noogie time?
455
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,017
Get him!
456
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,852
It's noogie time!
457
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:48,687
(groaning)
458
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:49,354
Say auntie!
459
00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:52,991
Auntie!
460
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,733
Now, put the store back together
again before Dean gets back.
461
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,702
- You got it.
- And for frig's sakes,
462
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:05,237
put the ayii in the ayii,
like you promised.
463
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:10,676
Maybe true ayii is the friends
we made along the way.
464
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:13,145
No, that's stupid.
Just put the ayii in the ayii.
465
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:19,418
What are you doing back?
466
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,753
- Hey, Dean.
- Oh, what's the matter?
467
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,922
Got tired of all
that brand-name pop?
468
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:26,925
I'm sorry I can only
afford Sprit and Kookum Cola.
469
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,127
Look, man,
we both made that deal.
470
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,862
But at the end of the day,
471
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:34,032
you're still
my number one bro, man.
472
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:35,400
So... I'm the better bro?
473
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:39,638
The best.
474
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:40,372
Look what I got you.
475
00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:43,475
A medallion?! For me?!
476
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:47,079
Yeah. You wear one half,
and I'll wear the other.
477
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,615
Oh!
478
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,884
Now, let's go get some nachos.
479
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:56,154
Whoa!
With quadruple cheese?
480
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:56,521
The supreme, baby!
481
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:59,157
Yeah!
482
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,260
(rustling)
483
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,662
Hey, you, uh,
got any baby wipes?
484
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:08,600
Hey, you guys are back!
485
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,102
I can't believe Cousin Leon
486
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,937
didn't sell
everything out the back!
487
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,005
Yeah, good job, bro.
He even dusted the...
488
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,208
Wait a second!
489
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:18,043
You didn't put
the ayii in the ayii?
490
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,045
I thought I did!
491
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:22,180
- Paul: Unreal!
- Dean: It's not that hard.
492
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:22,914
Ayii straight into the ayii.
493
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,617
Paul:
A baby could do it!
494
00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:26,885
Man, I'm so mad right now!
495
00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:28,453
You had one job!
496
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,092
♪ Every time I hear a song ♪
497
00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:36,528
♪ I always wonder who ♪
498
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:37,963
♪ What grown-up
they're singing about ♪
499
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:42,534
♪ And all their troubles, too ♪
500
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,403
♪ But are they all
just make believe? ♪
501
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,872
♪ Just like the grown-up world ♪
502
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,907
♪ But me,
I'm just in high school ♪
503
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:51,643
♪ And my mind is in a whirl ♪
504
00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:54,780
♪ Over her ♪
505
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,249
♪ I like her pretty smile ♪
506
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:59,718
♪ The thought of her ♪
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