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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:51,375 --> 00:00:56,208 （郵） 4 00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:11,583 葉子杰 5 00:01:14,625 --> 00:01:15,833 你幹嘛不追土豆啦？ 6 00:01:15,916 --> 00:01:17,375 我是葉子杰 7 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:19,458 在我後面那個笑得很親切的人呢 8 00:01:19,541 --> 00:01:20,875 是我們學校的主任 9 00:01:20,958 --> 00:01:23,625 她是我除了阿姨之外，最怕的女人 10 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:26,250 每天最大的興趣就是把我抓回教室 11 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:28,125 在教室到底有什麼好玩的啦？ 12 00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:30,208 唯一能讓我待在學校的理由就是 13 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:33,125 玩到畢業，然後考上公立大學 14 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:34,416 不對 15 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:35,666 是玩到畢業 16 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:37,958 然後拿回屬於我的東西 17 00:01:42,916 --> 00:01:44,333 三、二 18 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:45,708 -一 -柏丁，70 19 00:01:46,458 --> 00:01:47,875 我填空放水呢 20 00:01:49,166 --> 00:01:50,666 若澤，76 21 00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:55,791 …70 22 00:01:56,791 --> 00:01:58,541 葉梓潔，98 23 00:02:00,708 --> 00:02:01,958 班長啦 24 00:02:02,041 --> 00:02:04,541 哪來自信考98？坐下 25 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,541 -班長咧？ -去校門口領講義 26 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:08,458 惟全… 27 00:02:08,541 --> 00:02:09,708 不是啦，老宮，我想… 28 00:02:09,791 --> 00:02:11,041 想什麼啦？ 29 00:02:11,125 --> 00:02:13,250 想考高分，那你用想的就好啦，來 30 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:18,083 我靠，他什麼時候… 31 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:19,291 超噁的 32 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:20,750 （錄影中） 33 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:22,958 我們來開箱雞缸三代涂語竇的包裡 34 00:02:23,041 --> 00:02:24,416 會有些什麼東西呢？ 35 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:25,666 白目欸，你包都吐了 36 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:27,250 然後吐成這樣 37 00:02:27,916 --> 00:02:29,791 不吐你包裡，你是要怎麼出來了啊？ 38 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:31,125 你可以吐我身上啊 39 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:32,833 好啊，我下次吐你身上 40 00:02:32,916 --> 00:02:34,625 -自己聞 -很臭欸 41 00:02:34,708 --> 00:02:35,541 不要啦 42 00:02:36,916 --> 00:02:37,791 對了，土豆哥 43 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:39,125 跟你商量一件事情 44 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:41,000 幹嘛？你又被你阿姨扣錢？ 45 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:42,625 不可能 46 00:02:42,708 --> 00:02:44,208 上個月跟我借的還沒還我欸 47 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:46,708 別說上個月了，我高一跟你借的 48 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:48,000 到現在都還沒有還你 49 00:02:48,083 --> 00:02:49,458 -反正… -反正等你考上公立大學 50 00:02:49,541 --> 00:02:50,666 你阿姨就會把遺產給你 51 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,208 到時候你就可以還我錢了 52 00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:54,583 -我從高一聽你講到現在了 -對… 53 00:02:57,583 --> 00:02:58,625 拿三張就好啦 54 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:01,791 等一下，這是什麼東西？ 55 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:03,666 （我的愛人） 56 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:05,500 為什麼？ 57 00:03:06,125 --> 00:03:08,166 為什麼我阿姨會在你懷裡？ 58 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:09,583 等一下，還我… 59 00:03:09,666 --> 00:03:11,416 拜託，大哥…不要放口袋 60 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,625 會皺掉… 61 00:03:12,708 --> 00:03:13,541 拜託 62 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:22,708 葉子杰 63 00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:27,125 你手機先放下來 64 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,083 -不要放 -我知道 65 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:32,000 不是，主任剛剛很急 66 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:33,458 沒事，主任 67 00:03:33,541 --> 00:03:34,375 我們都知道 68 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:35,666 你聽我解釋，你手機… 69 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:38,750 -我們拍到主任在男廁站著尿尿… -會皺掉，快拿出來… 70 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:39,666 阿姨會皺掉 71 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:40,666 阿姨會皺掉啦 72 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:41,958 不要，我只有一張照片 73 00:03:49,625 --> 00:03:54,791 給我，葉子杰 74 00:03:54,875 --> 00:03:55,833 借過 75 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,708 她就是那個考98分的葉梓潔 76 00:04:02,791 --> 00:04:04,458 除了每次點名被搞混 77 00:04:04,541 --> 00:04:06,500 好事都是她，壞事都是我 78 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:08,125 -你要幹嘛？ -葉子杰 79 00:04:11,416 --> 00:04:12,583 -葉子杰 -喂 80 00:04:12,666 --> 00:04:13,750 -給我站住 -接好 81 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:17,666 同學，這…這我的摩托車 82 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:18,625 -你要幹嘛？ -主任，掰掰 83 00:04:18,708 --> 00:04:19,541 同學 84 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:21,291 葉子杰 85 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:23,166 倒霉跟他名字一樣 86 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:24,458 問題學生 87 00:04:24,541 --> 00:04:26,208 壞事都他，還常常闖禍害我 88 00:04:27,291 --> 00:04:28,333 名字一樣又怎樣？ 89 00:04:28,416 --> 00:04:31,541 我才不想跟你一樣活得那麼無聊咧 90 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:34,208 我只管現在想做什麼就做什麼 91 00:04:53,916 --> 00:04:55,708 喂？子杰阿姨 92 00:04:55,791 --> 00:04:57,375 那個…我是主任 93 00:04:57,458 --> 00:04:59,541 葉子杰現在在醫院 94 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:00,833 傷勢不嚴重，不用擔心 95 00:05:00,916 --> 00:05:03,166 -三床的男病患有癌症病史沒告知 -你聽到我的留言之後 96 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:04,916 -有癌症還不說，去確認一下 -再打電話給我 97 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:05,833 好…掰掰 98 00:05:05,916 --> 00:05:07,958 學妹，去跟三床說一下 99 00:05:08,666 --> 00:05:09,500 說什麼？ 100 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:11,291 你剛不是在這裡聽嗎？ 101 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,125 跟三床的說有癌症病史要先講 102 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:16,375 然後記得回門診追蹤癌症，可以嗎？ 103 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:17,708 -好… -醫生 104 00:05:17,791 --> 00:05:18,708 我什麼時候可以出院？ 105 00:05:18,791 --> 00:05:19,791 -你幫我… -二床？ 106 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:21,250 三床 107 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:22,166 -三床 -對 108 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:23,916 -新來的，嚴肅一點 -好 109 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,875 嚴肅一點 110 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:28,416 三床，癌症，嚴肅一點… 111 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:31,791 來，三床病患要推去檢查喔 112 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:36,500 學姐，你把床放在這邊擋路喔 113 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:39,083 三床空出來了不然你先幫我推去那邊啦 114 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,208 你要記得回來，我今天超忙的喔 115 00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:43,166 好啦… 116 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:44,833 我們要去哪裡？ 117 00:05:44,916 --> 00:05:45,916 移動一下床喔 118 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:48,833 進急診有附餐嗎？ 119 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,416 我不知道欸 120 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,583 -你休息一下 -那你回去再幫我多注意一下喔 121 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:57,125 我還要待多久？ 122 00:05:57,208 --> 00:05:58,666 我不清楚，我查完跟你說 123 00:06:00,791 --> 00:06:02,041 葉子杰 124 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:04,791 主任這一次真的是幫不了你了 125 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:08,125 你死定了，退學退定了 126 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,458 為什麼會退學？ 127 00:06:10,541 --> 00:06:13,166 你知道你的機車飛出去撞到誰嗎？ 128 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:15,166 有撞到人喔？ 129 00:06:17,916 --> 00:06:18,791 校長 130 00:06:20,916 --> 00:06:21,958 等一下，主任 131 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:26,041 什麼處罰都可以，但是退學不行啊 132 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:28,458 如果被退學，我就死定了 133 00:06:28,541 --> 00:06:29,708 怎麼會死呢？ 134 00:06:29,791 --> 00:06:30,916 我提早讓你畢業 135 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,250 你就提早去就業 136 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:34,875 直接贏在別人的起跑點上面 137 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:35,791 對不對？ 138 00:06:40,458 --> 00:06:41,916 喂？主任，不好意思 139 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,708 下午我有刀，沒有接到電話 140 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,875 好，我回去會再跟他問清楚 141 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:55,166 癌症？ 142 00:07:06,541 --> 00:07:07,791 葉子杰 143 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:09,791 在幹嘛？ 144 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:13,375 要不要告訴我現在什麼狀況啊？ 145 00:07:14,291 --> 00:07:15,125 錢呢？ 146 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:16,583 什麼錢？ 147 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:20,041 我爸媽留給我的理賠金 148 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:22,708 我現在就要 149 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:27,125 我今天打給你手機都沒接 150 00:07:27,791 --> 00:07:29,708 你要不要告訴我你今天到底幹了什麼好事？ 151 00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:30,625 幹什麼好事？ 152 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:33,333 我都得癌症了還有什麼事我不能幹的啊？ 153 00:07:33,416 --> 00:07:34,708 翹課、偷車 154 00:07:34,791 --> 00:07:36,125 還撞到校長 155 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:37,625 然後現在把家裡搞成這樣 156 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,250 還騙主任說你得癌症 157 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,541 什麼騙？ 158 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:42,541 是你們家醫院的護理師跟我說的欸 159 00:07:43,166 --> 00:07:45,166 什麼處罰都可以，但是退學不行啊 160 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,125 如果被退學我就死定了 161 00:07:47,208 --> 00:07:49,666 相信主任，退學真的很好 162 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:51,375 不是啊，主任，真的不行啦 163 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:52,375 -你什麼事情行？ -不然… 164 00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:54,250 不然你跟校長說，我… 165 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:57,041 -如果你是要當校長的面前… -三床，癌症，嚴肅一點 166 00:07:57,125 --> 00:07:59,083 同學，你有癌症病史你為什麼不說啊？ 167 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:00,291 這開給你的藥如果排斥反應 168 00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:01,500 這很危險你知道嗎？ 169 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:02,916 要回門診追蹤啦 170 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:05,208 我做到了 171 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:13,375 我在醫院就看了你的病歷 172 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:15,541 不就挫傷嗎？哪來的癌症啊？ 173 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:18,875 靠，所以我沒事喔？ 174 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:21,875 癌症還給我吃泡麵？ 175 00:08:21,958 --> 00:08:23,583 就算我沒有癌症 176 00:08:23,666 --> 00:08:25,666 我這樣還是出了車禍，進了急診啊 177 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:26,708 而且就在你的醫院 178 00:08:26,791 --> 00:08:28,458 你都不用過來看我一下的嗎？ 179 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:29,458 還是你就是想等我死了 180 00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:31,625 然後侵佔我爸媽留給我的錢？ 181 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:34,541 對，我就想要侵佔你的錢，怎麼樣？ 182 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:37,375 你爸媽會死是我計劃的 183 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:39,250 火車翻了也是我造成的啦 184 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:41,166 我就沒料到你怎麼會活下來 185 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:42,083 怎麼不去死一死啊？ 186 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:43,583 拉著我人生陪葬欸 187 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,916 等你考上公立大學 188 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,541 該給你的錢一定會給你 189 00:08:50,625 --> 00:08:51,833 到時候，你就給我搬出去 190 00:08:51,916 --> 00:08:52,791 不要再回來 191 00:09:58,416 --> 00:09:59,250 謝謝你喔 192 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,333 喂 193 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:03,833 為什麼我的手機會鎖起來？ 194 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,083 昨天一直有人打電話給你 195 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,333 很吵 196 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,500 我原本想打回去說你手機不在身邊 197 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:27,708 但我不知道你的密碼 198 00:10:27,791 --> 00:10:28,750 所以就變這樣 199 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:30,500 不是你的手機，你不會關機喔？ 200 00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:34,125 對喔，我怎麼都沒有想到可以關機？ 201 00:10:39,958 --> 00:10:42,458 個、十、百、千萬、十萬、百萬、千萬 202 00:10:43,041 --> 00:10:44,041 靠，也太久了吧？ 203 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:46,041 兄弟，怎麼才幾個小時沒見而已 204 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:46,958 你就得癌症啊？ 205 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:48,958 誰跟你說我得癌症？ 206 00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:49,875 主任啊 207 00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:51,583 早上主任把我叫過去，她問我說 208 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:53,750 「為什麼葉子杰有癌症？」 209 00:10:53,833 --> 00:10:55,416 我說：「啊？葉子杰有癌症？」 210 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,583 「你跟他那麼好你怎麼會不知道？」 211 00:10:57,666 --> 00:10:59,708 「對啊，我跟他那麼好我怎麼會不知道？」 212 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:01,666 「沒事，你先回去吧」 213 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,375 然後回來就看到你在這邊 214 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:04,875 你得癌症怎麼沒有跟我說？ 215 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:06,416 等一下 216 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,916 她有沒有跟你說我被退學的事情？ 217 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:08,833 什麼退學？ 218 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:12,083 -就… -葉子杰 219 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:14,666 子杰，來 220 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,375 你的事喔 221 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:22,750 主任有跟校長聊過 222 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:23,708 校長決定… 223 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:24,625 主任 224 00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:26,208 退學真的不行 225 00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:28,333 決定給你一個機會啦 226 00:11:28,416 --> 00:11:31,000 讓你好好過剩下來的日子 227 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,041 真的假的？ 228 00:11:37,875 --> 00:11:38,791 子杰 229 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,750 你是得什麼癌？ 230 00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:46,541 關於這件事 231 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:47,916 主任，其實… 232 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,125 沒關係 233 00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:52,083 主任懂，你不要講好了 234 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,666 主任怕我承受不了 235 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:56,500 你如果身體不舒服，你就請假 236 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:58,958 不要逞強喔，知道嗎？ 237 00:11:59,791 --> 00:12:00,666 好 238 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:03,250 保重喔，來，我們先回去上課 239 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,041 慢慢走… 240 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,125 慢慢走啊 241 00:12:06,666 --> 00:12:07,833 慢慢走… 242 00:12:09,541 --> 00:12:11,375 你還要在客廳睡多久？ 243 00:12:11,916 --> 00:12:14,000 不要一直造成你阿姨的困擾，好不好？ 244 00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:14,958 （蘋果帳號） 245 00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:16,666 媽的，死葉梓潔 246 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:18,250 所以你根本沒有癌症 247 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:19,333 然後也不用被退學？ 248 00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:20,458 對啦… 249 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:22,500 靠，我信箱的密碼是什麼？ 250 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:24,625 那如果學校發現你的病是裝的 251 00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:25,750 你不就會被退學？ 252 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:26,916 -那如果被退學的話 -對啦… 253 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000 你就不能考試 254 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:29,541 不能考試，就考不到公立大學 255 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,125 沒有公立大學，就拿不到遺產 256 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,291 -我怎麼會記得… -靠 257 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,833 那你欠我的錢怎麼辦啦？ 258 00:12:33,916 --> 00:12:34,750 對啦… 259 00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:37,791 靠，對 260 00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:38,916 那我的錢怎麼辦？ 261 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,583 主任知道你得什麼癌症嗎？ 262 00:12:40,666 --> 00:12:41,916 我自己都不知道我得什麼癌症了 263 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,291 主任怎麼會知道我得什麼癌症？ 264 00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:45,625 先不要緊張 265 00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:47,250 土豆哥來幫你想辦法 266 00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:52,625 -你別抖… -你不要動… 267 00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:53,666 你看啦 268 00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:56,041 你確定這樣真的可以？ 269 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:58,708 可以，我三歲開始就看我媽化妝了 270 00:12:58,791 --> 00:12:59,625 相信我 271 00:13:00,916 --> 00:13:02,041 好了，怎麼樣？ 272 00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,041 你媽在殯儀館工作喔？ 273 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:08,000 怎麼會？ 274 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:09,250 你看，生病就是要這樣 275 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,500 臉色發白，還有這個黑眼圈 276 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,375 不要弄了啊 277 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,166 不然你要怎麼弄嘛？ 278 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,333 靠演技啊 279 00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:18,791 演技？ 280 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,916 老師，我不舒服 281 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,958 你不舒服就不舒服，幹嘛擋我鏡頭？ 282 00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:24,875 手放下 283 00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:26,750 離開 284 00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:30,375 老師 285 00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,041 我不舒服 286 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:33,666 好了，趕緊，趕緊的 287 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:37,375 老闆，我不舒服 288 00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:39,708 我一塊雞排才賣你多少錢 289 00:13:39,791 --> 00:13:40,750 誰要管你舒不舒服？ 290 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,083 你才搞得我不舒服啊 291 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,416 -你阿公的老鼠… -…奉耶穌基督的名禱告 292 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,708 阿門 293 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:45,916 -葉子杰 -我靠 294 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 這我們的欸，你幹嘛啦？ 295 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:48,958 不是我要說你 296 00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:50,750 這樣好意思叫演技喔？ 297 00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:52,250 比平時正常輸出還粗糙 298 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,291 我這叫做自然，本色演出啊 299 00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:56,416 幹嘛拿我的蝦啦？ 300 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,375 你很瞎欸 301 00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,250 耶穌說施比受更有福 302 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,541 你都已經蹭到雙主菜 303 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,000 還要夾我的雞腿喔？ 304 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,166 我現在就是需要營養均衡的 305 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:06,375 怎麼了嗎？ 306 00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:17,583 你在看什麼？ 307 00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:20,000 我在看 308 00:14:20,791 --> 00:14:22,250 全校哪裡睡午覺最爽 309 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,166 你剛在看什麼？怎麼叫你都沒聽到？ 310 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,458 我們班有一個人也得癌症 311 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,833 可是他有夠隨便的 312 00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:39,500 而且他午餐都吃一些高油脂炸物的東西 313 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,250 完全沒在忌口 314 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,500 他真的有生病嗎？ 315 00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:45,375 對了 316 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,500 你有想過11月16之後 317 00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:48,916 第一件事要做什麼嗎？ 318 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:54,375 很多想做的事欸 319 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,708 可是第一件事還沒想到 320 00:14:58,875 --> 00:14:59,708 怎麼了？ 321 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:01,375 沒有啊 322 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:02,500 我想寄一封信 323 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:05,000 我查過了 324 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:06,291 綠島有一個海底郵筒 325 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:07,291 一定要潛下去才能寄 326 00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:08,666 我一直想去 327 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,375 你可以陪我一起去嗎？ 328 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,958 （郵） 329 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:16,875 好 330 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,833 11月16以後 331 00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:20,375 （郵） 332 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:21,458 我幫你 333 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,083 老宮，我愛你 334 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,958 -我愛你 -我愛你們… 335 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,666 我們還有一個月 336 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,541 我知道你們最近念書都很辛苦啦 337 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:38,458 但是沒辦法高三傳統一定要跑大隊接力 338 00:15:38,541 --> 00:15:40,500 所以我們今天花一點時間來排棒次 339 00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:42,416 上體育課的時候要叫大家練 340 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,041 然後放學大家也要留下來練 341 00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,000 -老宮，我 -我要生氣啦 342 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:48,375 -這樣我要跟你離婚喔 -老婆，我知道你很快就會不舒服了 343 00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:49,291 所以我會讓你去防晒 344 00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:51,708 好，那就第一棒 345 00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:52,625 我 346 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,000 對，第一棒本來就是你 347 00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:56,875 謝老宮 348 00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,458 第二棒，梓潔 349 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,000 好喔 350 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:02,625 第三棒，林梓揚 351 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:06,291 這次申請入學你應該是沒有問題啊 352 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,375 那你備審要交出去之前再給我看一下 353 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:09,833 好，謝謝老師 354 00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:11,583 還有一件事 355 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,708 有件事要麻煩你幫個忙 356 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,291 為什麼你坐在這？ 357 00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:30,208 土豆咧？ 358 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:39,791 老師要我坐你旁邊照顧你 359 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,916 老宮為什麼要你照顧我？ 360 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,875 我怎麼知道？ 361 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,041 你自己去問他 362 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,166 老宮，我愛你 363 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,250 不要愛太快，你們很快就會恨我了 364 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,708 我們這節要考試喔 365 00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:53,666 老宮，為什麼？ 366 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:54,708 什麼為什麼？ 367 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,500 我要隨堂考還要經過你批摺，是不是？ 368 00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,125 不是啦，為什麼她坐我旁邊？ 369 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,166 要不然我坐你旁邊好了？ 370 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:03,916 皇上 371 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:05,708 奴才可以發考卷了嗎？ 372 00:17:06,666 --> 00:17:08,166 不要耽誤大家時間啦 373 00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:11,375 不是啊 374 00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:12,833 為什麼老宮要叫她坐我旁邊？ 375 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,041 哪知道？ 376 00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,333 還是老宮已經開始懷疑你的病是裝的 377 00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:20,250 所以才派… 378 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,166 所… 379 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,666 所以他才派一個臥底來盯著你啊？ 380 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:28,250 -就說你那三流演技不行嘛 -靠 381 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,666 你上次回診，醫生怎麼說？ 382 00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:37,416 醫生說葉子杰是胃癌初期 383 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,333 只要把表層的癌細胞切除就可以了 384 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:43,375 只要腫瘤跟淋巴結沒有轉移就不需要化療 385 00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:45,375 然後每三個月定期追蹤一次 386 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,958 到目前為止沒有復發的跡象 387 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,666 你知道的還真多 388 00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:53,708 因為我們是 389 00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:55,416 好兄弟啊 390 00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,750 好，我知道了 391 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,541 這些 392 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,583 還有這些 393 00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,250 你都不能吃 394 00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:12,500 對…班長說得對 395 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:13,416 你喝水就好 396 00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:15,708 這個你也不能喝 397 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,375 你只能喝煮沸過的純水 398 00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:20,541 這個你該不會不知道吧？ 399 00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:23,500 你們不是好兄弟嗎？ 400 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:24,958 -葉梓潔 -臭八婆 401 00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,208 -叫我幹嘛？ -不對 402 00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:28,708 班長，你不要太過分喔 403 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:30,750 對，你不要太過分喔 404 00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,791 這個是我自己花錢買的 405 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,333 我沒有生病，我可以 406 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:45,958 好，那你說我到底能吃什麼？ 407 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,833 這是什麼？ 408 00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:53,000 餿水喔？ 409 00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:54,333 這是我爸做的便當 410 00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:55,583 我每天都吃這些 411 00:18:58,416 --> 00:19:00,458 原來你都是吃餿水長大的喔？ 412 00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:02,750 你家是沒有調味料喔？ 413 00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:04,375 還是你有癌症？ 414 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:07,625 你嘴巴抽筋喔？ 415 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:08,833 幹嘛都不說話？ 416 00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:10,666 我就喜歡吃這些無調味料的東西 417 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,291 這樣對消化系統比較好 418 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:14,416 你不知道嗎？ 419 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,875 -我需要知道嗎？ -葉子 420 00:19:19,541 --> 00:19:20,875 你哪位？ 421 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,416 今天不出去吃嗎？ 422 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,958 從今天開始，我應該都在教室吃 423 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:26,875 還是你要不要一起？ 424 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,000 對啊，吃飯就是要人多一點才熱鬧嘛 425 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:31,500 學弟，你叫什麼名字？ 426 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,291 -我… -他叫什麼名字不重要 427 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,625 千萬不要因為我個人的因素 428 00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,000 影響你們生活的習慣 429 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,125 你們該去哪去哪 430 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:42,666 不行 431 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:45,041 葉子杰有胃癌 432 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,500 從今天開始你們不可以再給他吃你們的食物 433 00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:48,625 那他吃了會怎樣？ 434 00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:50,416 會死 435 00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:52,291 會死喔 436 00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:02,125 你叫什麼名字？ 437 00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:04,458 我叫陳立 438 00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:17,958 不要再夾我的啦，你不就有這個了？ 439 00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:19,583 我才不要吃餿水咧 440 00:20:25,916 --> 00:20:27,666 什麼狀況？發生什麼事？ 441 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:28,666 誰？ 442 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:29,666 有誰？ 443 00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:33,625 玩夠沒？ 444 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,458 喜歡的話，我叫我爸明天帶四甕來啦 445 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:38,958 你煩不煩啊？ 446 00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:40,416 你真的有胃癌嗎？ 447 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,458 阿彬哥 448 00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:46,583 一份雞排，加辣… 449 00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:48,833 你讀那麼多書，看不懂字嗎？ 450 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,625 彬哥…彬哥你叫的嗎？ 451 00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,750 叫老闆啊… 452 00:20:55,541 --> 00:20:56,416 不用看啦 453 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,000 全部都是你照片啊 454 00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,375 賣麵的 455 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,583 就是這位啊 456 00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:02,125 -就是他啊 -不能賣他啊 457 00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,291 不能賣他，好… 458 00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:06,625 這裡… 459 00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:11,041 謝謝 460 00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,166 你真的有胃癌嗎？ 461 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,625 怎麼會是你？ 462 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,041 再亂吃食物 463 00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:18,166 會死喔 464 00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:20,125 靠 465 00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:22,250 出事了，阿伯 466 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,333 主任發現你裝病的事情了啦 467 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:25,583 怎麼會？誰講的？ 468 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,083 不是我 469 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,375 葉子杰 470 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:30,333 竟然敢裝病騙我 471 00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:31,958 這次我絕對會讓你退學 472 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:32,916 主任，不行啊 473 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:35,916 來，這一題喔 474 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,375 -下列哪一個狀聲詞 -靠 475 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,291 -跟其他的不一樣？ -現在到底是怎樣？ 476 00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:42,500 -B、C、D都是講水聲嘛 -你打我一下 477 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,083 -A… -你快點打我一下 478 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,833 我靠…發生什麼事啊？ 479 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:52,041 班長，你幹嘛打他？ 480 00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:53,666 我也不知道 481 00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:54,916 是他要求的 482 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,375 下次有這種要求可以跟老師說 483 00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:00,000 -老師也可以幫忙喔 -你有看到嗎？ 484 00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:01,458 老師要幫忙 485 00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:45,666 你的好兄弟咧？ 486 00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:48,083 我怎麼知道？ 487 00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,291 他超不爽，翹課去玩了啦 488 00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:51,625 老宮叫你照顧他 489 00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:53,333 又不是叫你虐待他 490 00:22:53,416 --> 00:22:54,916 你不給人家吃東西就算了 491 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:55,833 還打人 492 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:57,916 沒水準 493 00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:00,375 當班長了不起？ 494 00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:04,666 我跟你沒仇，不要打我 495 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,166 那我先走了，掰掰 496 00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:11,083 掰掰 497 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:13,583 要叫他嗎？ 498 00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:15,666 不用啦，這樣他明天早上才不會遲到 499 00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:16,666 走啦，走 500 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,291 你怎麼在這裡？ 501 00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:49,500 你今天去哪啦？ 502 00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:53,250 我今天去哪，關你什麼事？ 503 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,625 你怎麼知道我家住這？ 504 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:00,583 我是班長 505 00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:02,041 知道你家在哪很難嗎？ 506 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:04,750 那你到底要幹嘛？ 507 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:07,875 你的書包 508 00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:11,125 雞婆 509 00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:12,083 什麼雞婆？ 510 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:13,583 喂 511 00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:20,250 以後如果你不吃午餐 512 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,041 可以麻煩你提早講 513 00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:23,583 以後如果你要翹課 514 00:24:23,666 --> 00:24:24,916 可以自己把書包帶走 515 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,208 不要造成別人的困擾 516 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:27,750 還有 517 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,375 以後如果你不想我雞婆的話 518 00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:31,583 叫你爸媽自己去跟老師講 519 00:24:32,458 --> 00:24:33,541 你以為我很閒喔？ 520 00:24:33,625 --> 00:24:34,916 全世界都要繞著你轉？ 521 00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:44,875 喂 522 00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:47,500 站在路中間是要找死嗎？ 523 00:24:48,125 --> 00:24:49,416 閃去旁邊啦 524 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,541 看什麼？還看？ 525 00:24:58,708 --> 00:25:00,458 你知道我最討厭別人跟我說什麼嗎？ 526 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:03,750 我最討厭別人跟我說以後 527 00:25:05,541 --> 00:25:06,875 如果剛剛車子沒有停的話 528 00:25:06,958 --> 00:25:08,125 你覺得我會有以後嗎？ 529 00:25:10,916 --> 00:25:13,041 車子停不停是我可以控制的嗎？ 530 00:25:28,625 --> 00:25:29,458 我拜託你 531 00:25:30,291 --> 00:25:31,333 管好你自己就好 532 00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:34,583 好 533 00:25:37,291 --> 00:25:38,125 我以後… 534 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:43,291 -從今天開始，我不會再管… -隨便啦 535 00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:18,750 這個筆記對胃癌有幫助 536 00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:21,791 考慮你的智商跟腦容量 537 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:23,291 我盡力了 538 00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:36,583 （第一項） 539 00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:12,833 早安 540 00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:29,041 我們今天去外面吃 541 00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:31,666 好 542 00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:37,250 -你們昨天… -不要問 543 00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:38,416 那你今天… 544 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,583 不要問啦 545 00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:40,958 我就想要… 546 00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:45,041 要不要吃這一個啊？ 547 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:48,875 算了啦 548 00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:58,875 你有覺得他的病是裝的嗎？ 549 00:28:03,791 --> 00:28:05,375 那你為什麼還要做這些？ 550 00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,041 因為我覺得 551 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:11,541 怎麼會有人拿自己的身體開玩笑？ 552 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:17,500 好啦，我們不要聊他了 553 00:28:24,125 --> 00:28:25,791 好，各位同學，聽到老師這邊 554 00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:29,166 今天呢，是我們二班跟八班的大隊接力友誼賽 555 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:31,541 有參加的同學等下分組上場喔 556 00:28:31,625 --> 00:28:33,416 好 557 00:28:34,041 --> 00:28:36,500 有聽到的話就趕快去準備吧，加油… 558 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:43,958 -喂，準備好吃我屁股了沒啊？ -他還可以自己撐傘的喔 559 00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:45,000 -吃我屁股吧 -土豆 560 00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:46,083 -你囂張個屁啊？ -小心不要跌倒啊 561 00:28:46,166 --> 00:28:49,083 都什麼年代了，還在大隊接力？真是 562 00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,333 加油…去啊… 563 00:28:55,458 --> 00:28:56,916 各就各位 564 00:28:58,125 --> 00:28:59,333 預備備 565 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:05,083 -加油… -加油…就靠你了 566 00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:11,833 -快點，快點給土豆，跑快點 -土豆，加油 567 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,875 -跑快點，加油 -太快了啦 568 00:29:14,416 --> 00:29:17,916 -快一點，屁股翹起來 -快跑 569 00:29:41,666 --> 00:29:42,958 班長，你沒事吧？ 570 00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:46,208 老師，我可以 571 00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:50,416 土豆 572 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:53,291 -靠北，阿公，祢來看我了喔？ -快跑 573 00:29:54,541 --> 00:29:56,500 阿公，我好想祢 574 00:29:57,166 --> 00:29:59,791 -不是啦，土豆，這邊 -這裡…土豆 575 00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:01,500 -回來… -這邊 576 00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:04,666 -阿公，祢要帶我去哪裡啦？ -這邊啦 577 00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:07,666 不是… 578 00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:09,875 不要管你阿公了啦，這邊 579 00:30:09,958 --> 00:30:11,500 對…這邊… 580 00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:14,166 接… 581 00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,375 -快… -接… 582 00:30:15,458 --> 00:30:18,166 接… 583 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:24,875 你怎麼沒跑？ 584 00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:29,333 兄弟 585 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,250 我落後的就交給你了 586 00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:55,458 你受傷了，我們去保健室 587 00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:05,916 葉子杰，這一棒應該是女生在跑欸 588 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,750 -不是癌症嗎？還那麼會跑？ -302的同學，你看 589 00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:10,541 葉子杰即便有癌症 590 00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:11,750 但是為了班上榮譽 591 00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:14,791 不惜燃燒自己，照亮我們耶 592 00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:25,083 傷口結痂了耶 593 00:31:26,791 --> 00:31:28,625 而且各項數據都正常 594 00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:30,500 沒事了 595 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,500 不要緊張 596 00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:35,208 11月16以後 597 00:31:35,291 --> 00:31:37,333 就撐過三年觀察期了 598 00:31:38,291 --> 00:31:40,875 一切都往好的方向走，沒事的 599 00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:44,583 其實你們可以放鬆一點 600 00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:46,958 精神緊繃對身體不好 601 00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:49,458 你們看看我，多放鬆 602 00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:51,708 放鬆… 603 00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:54,000 對了，醫生 604 00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:56,500 觀察期滿了 605 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:59,000 葉子的病就不會再復發了嗎？ 606 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,833 我有一個好消息跟壞消息 607 00:32:02,166 --> 00:32:03,166 要先聽哪一個？ 608 00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:05,375 好的… 609 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:08,458 好消息是有90%的機率不會再復發 610 00:32:11,541 --> 00:32:12,833 那壞的呢？ 611 00:32:12,916 --> 00:32:14,791 有10%的機率一定復發 612 00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:19,166 往好的想啦 613 00:32:19,875 --> 00:32:20,708 好的… 614 00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:58,833 （飲料我跳過，我現在只能喝純水） 615 00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:26,250 起來啦，這你的位置喔？ 616 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:27,250 為什麼我不能坐？ 617 00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:28,333 我以前不就坐這邊？ 618 00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:32,208 班長，很久沒來了呢 619 00:33:32,791 --> 00:33:34,125 抓到了 620 00:33:35,375 --> 00:33:36,458 你在看什麼啊？ 621 00:33:36,541 --> 00:33:37,583 干你屁事？ 622 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,291 有藥可醫的叫症狀 623 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,625 無藥可救的叫什麼，你知道嗎？ 624 00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:43,875 叫什麼？叫土豆喔？ 625 00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:45,708 叫愛情，愛情啊 626 00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:49,208 你看，裝病裝出病來了 627 00:33:49,291 --> 00:33:50,541 真的生病了啦 628 00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:52,625 我要離你遠一點，不要傳染給我 629 00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:53,750 好恐怖啊 630 00:33:54,291 --> 00:33:57,041 恐怖啊，恐怖到了極點啊 631 00:33:57,125 --> 00:34:00,291 黎恩、詠薰，你們放學幫我把這個備審拿給班長 632 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000 不要 633 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,333 老宮，你自己送 634 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:04,458 我下班了啊 635 00:34:05,416 --> 00:34:07,000 老宮，我們也下課啦 636 00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:08,958 好啊，都不要… 637 00:34:09,041 --> 00:34:10,333 放這邊啊，看誰要 638 00:34:13,041 --> 00:34:16,166 葉子，下來吃飯啦 639 00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:17,208 -快點 -好 640 00:34:19,416 --> 00:34:20,250 媽 641 00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,791 你幹嘛穿我的制服？ 642 00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:26,083 學姐俏麗嗎？ 643 00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:28,416 來，學妹 644 00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:30,875 -是，學長 -爸 645 00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:33,208 你怎麼也穿成這樣啊？ 646 00:34:33,291 --> 00:34:34,500 什麼爸？ 647 00:34:34,583 --> 00:34:35,708 叫學長 648 00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:38,000 帥呢 649 00:34:39,541 --> 00:34:41,375 -學長 -觀察期結束之前 650 00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:43,208 你都沒有交什麼朋友啊 651 00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:47,708 所以我們學長跟學姐就充當你的朋友 652 00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:50,208 學長 653 00:34:50,291 --> 00:34:51,875 你好帥喔 654 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:55,166 -學妹，你怎麼這麼美麗啦？ -是不是？ 655 00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:57,791 好了，趕快吃飯啦 656 00:34:58,875 --> 00:34:59,958 待會晚自習喔 657 00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:02,916 學長 658 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,708 快點去開門 659 00:35:07,083 --> 00:35:08,208 同學，找誰啊？ 660 00:35:08,291 --> 00:35:09,958 我…我找班長 661 00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:11,916 老宮，不 662 00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:13,625 班導要我把這個給她 663 00:35:14,416 --> 00:35:16,958 -叔叔 -等一下，不要叫我叔叔 664 00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:19,125 學長 665 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:22,208 好，學長，關於這個問題，就是… 666 00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:23,333 你為什麼會在這？ 667 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:27,125 老宮要我把備審資料給你 668 00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:28,875 什麼老公啊？ 669 00:35:28,958 --> 00:35:29,833 老師 670 00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:33,791 好了…你可以走了 671 00:35:34,916 --> 00:35:36,208 進來吃頓便飯嘛 672 00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:37,375 沒關係啦，吃飯時間 673 00:35:37,458 --> 00:35:39,541 -來…進來吃飯，來 -我也不知道他是誰… 674 00:35:39,625 --> 00:35:41,416 -沒關係，同學嘛，來… -不要… 675 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:42,375 走啦 676 00:35:42,458 --> 00:35:43,625 -鞋子脫那邊 -進來…放外面就好 677 00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:44,791 趕快啊 678 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:47,833 吃飯啦你 679 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:01,291 你 680 00:36:01,916 --> 00:36:03,166 伏地挺身可以做幾次？ 681 00:36:04,083 --> 00:36:05,916 -爸爸，這是… -我… 682 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,166 人家生病，就那個… 683 00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:11,083 我… 684 00:36:11,166 --> 00:36:13,291 學長忘記你也生病了嘛 685 00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:14,750 對… 686 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,083 學長，你說我也生病 687 00:36:19,166 --> 00:36:21,333 「也」的意思是… 688 00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:23,875 你不是… 689 00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:29,416 幹嘛看我？我又沒病 690 00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:36,750 學…學長生病 691 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,666 對啦，他生病，他有神經病 692 00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:41,666 對… 693 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:44,000 那你是生什麼病啊？ 694 00:36:45,791 --> 00:36:47,583 我胃癌 695 00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:48,708 爸爸 696 00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:52,333 之前我們公司那個淑芬有沒有？她也是胃癌啊 697 00:36:52,416 --> 00:36:53,250 切除手術 698 00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:55,166 她那個疤好長一條喔 699 00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:57,333 你也是做那個手術嗎？ 700 00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:59,208 你的疤有沒有也很長？ 701 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,458 但現在就… 702 00:37:03,375 --> 00:37:05,500 醫療比較好了，所以… 703 00:37:05,583 --> 00:37:07,666 -洞比較小嘛 -對 704 00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:11,791 爸爸想看一下 705 00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:14,583 我看…我看一下多短 706 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:15,791 來…來嘛… 707 00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:16,916 爸 708 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,250 我不想看 709 00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:20,125 對啊，看什麼看？ 710 00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:22,583 對啦，女孩子要矜持一點 711 00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:24,958 -你也矜持一點 -好 712 00:37:25,666 --> 00:37:27,083 好…吃飯，吃飯了 713 00:37:27,166 --> 00:37:28,666 -多吃一點啊，很好吃的 -好… 714 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:30,750 -來…吃飯，吃… -謝謝… 715 00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:32,125 這個很清淡 716 00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:34,041 等一下 717 00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:41,208 有問題 718 00:37:42,125 --> 00:37:44,750 有…有什麼…什麼問題？ 719 00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:49,041 這個肉 720 00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:53,000 -冷凍過的啦，我都買三斤了 -你是廚師 721 00:37:53,083 --> 00:37:53,916 -買肉怎麼會買錯？ -不是 722 00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:56,166 不會啊，叔叔，不，學長 723 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:57,791 你煮的都很好吃 724 00:37:58,333 --> 00:37:59,208 真的 725 00:38:00,291 --> 00:38:01,291 不是啊 726 00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:04,125 你明明就說這些根本不是人吃的欸 727 00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:05,583 我只是說很像餿水而已 728 00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:13,958 但很好吃的餿水 729 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:19,458 你們趕快吃飯 730 00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:20,958 很愛聊天呢 731 00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:25,583 16 732 00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:26,500 17 733 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:28,083 18 734 00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:29,708 19 735 00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:31,041 -你在幹嘛？ -501 736 00:38:33,125 --> 00:38:34,333 學長咧？ 737 00:38:34,416 --> 00:38:36,291 他去找那個賣肉的 738 00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,625 其實你爸媽還滿有趣的欸 739 00:38:39,166 --> 00:38:40,208 他們平常都這樣嗎？ 740 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:42,333 沒有啦 741 00:38:42,416 --> 00:38:44,083 他們之前不會這樣，是因為我… 742 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:47,875 是因為… 743 00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:49,625 你爸媽咧？ 744 00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:53,541 我爸媽喔 745 00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:57,083 死啦 746 00:38:57,916 --> 00:38:59,000 不好笑啦 747 00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:01,041 真的啦 748 00:39:02,458 --> 00:39:04,208 你記不記得幾年前啊 749 00:39:04,291 --> 00:39:06,791 有一個火車意外翻覆的新聞？ 750 00:39:08,458 --> 00:39:10,583 那時候我們全家都在那個車上喔 751 00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:17,416 我還記得啊 752 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,166 那天早上天氣很好 753 00:39:21,041 --> 00:39:22,500 早上我爸叫我起床啊 754 00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:24,958 我都還沒睡醒就聽到我媽一直在催啊 755 00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:28,250 叫我快點啦，要來不及了 756 00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:30,750 我超想睡 757 00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:32,166 所以我整路都在睡 758 00:39:33,541 --> 00:39:34,500 我還做了很多夢喔 759 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,583 再睜眼的時候，我什麼都看不到 760 00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:49,458 只能一直按著我的拇指琴 761 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,458 就是這個 762 00:39:55,541 --> 00:39:57,041 一直按… 763 00:39:57,125 --> 00:39:58,541 希望會有人聽見吧 764 00:40:00,458 --> 00:40:01,708 也不知道過了多久 765 00:40:03,208 --> 00:40:04,458 後來，我就睡著了 766 00:40:06,416 --> 00:40:08,083 再醒來的時候已經在醫院了 767 00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:12,458 我阿姨跟我說只有我一個人活下來 768 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,708 我那時候感覺好像做了一場夢 769 00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:24,916 到現在我還是希望那只是一場夢 770 00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:33,750 你怎麼那麼多天沒去學校？ 771 00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:37,916 我感冒 772 00:40:38,541 --> 00:40:39,958 所以前幾天都請假 773 00:40:47,833 --> 00:40:49,666 那個…西瓜可以吃嗎？ 774 00:41:03,041 --> 00:41:04,416 我終於知道為什麼 775 00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:06,500 什麼為什麼？ 776 00:41:06,583 --> 00:41:08,333 就是你遇到這樣的事情 777 00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:11,583 然後又生病 778 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,000 難怪你不喜歡別人講以後 779 00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,083 其實我最近常做惡夢欸 780 00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:22,208 做什麼惡夢？ 781 00:41:22,291 --> 00:41:23,458 夢到你啊 782 00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:26,833 我是你的惡夢？ 783 00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:29,375 我不是那個意思啦 784 00:41:31,041 --> 00:41:32,583 -就是… -什麼意思？ 785 00:41:32,666 --> 00:41:34,166 我夢…就是夢到你 786 00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:35,291 我是滿開心的啦，但… 787 00:41:35,375 --> 00:41:36,375 滿開心的？ 788 00:41:36,458 --> 00:41:37,291 也不是 789 00:41:37,375 --> 00:41:38,958 -那你夢到什麼？ -不是，我在說什麼？ 790 00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:41,541 就是那個…你怎麼都不吃西瓜咧？ 791 00:41:45,458 --> 00:41:46,625 那你過兩天有空嗎？ 792 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:47,541 好啊 793 00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:00,583 謝謝哥哥姐姐們帶來這麼精彩的演出 794 00:42:00,666 --> 00:42:03,708 那小朋友們記得吸管不可以亂丟喔 795 00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:05,500 不然海龜會怎麼樣？ 796 00:42:05,583 --> 00:42:06,708 哭哭 797 00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:09,875 沒錯，那小朋友們動動小屁股 798 00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:12,041 -一起到桌子前面 -好 799 00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:14,875 來囉，動手做動物 800 00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:21,583 -橘色可以 -黃色 801 00:42:21,666 --> 00:42:24,041 都可以，那我們現在是不是都有一個杯子？ 802 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:25,208 你看這個小海龜 803 00:42:25,291 --> 00:42:26,125 是不是很可愛？ 804 00:42:29,583 --> 00:42:31,291 你要不要跟葉子姐姐說 805 00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:32,625 為什麼你不想做？ 806 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:35,625 這些都是假的，我想要看真的 807 00:42:37,208 --> 00:42:38,500 怎麼會？你看 808 00:42:38,583 --> 00:42:40,708 你可以叫你爸爸媽媽帶你去看啊 809 00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:42,500 媽媽說 810 00:42:42,583 --> 00:42:43,583 等我長大 811 00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:46,000 病好了以後才能帶我去看 812 00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:48,083 我跟你說，你媽騙你 813 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,416 沒有以後了 814 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,250 你要叫他們現在就帶你去看 815 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,083 小宇，你不要聽章魚哥哥亂說話 816 00:42:55,166 --> 00:42:56,000 他有病 817 00:42:57,416 --> 00:42:59,041 我們先吃這個餅乾，好不好？ 818 00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:00,416 嗯，好 819 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:01,458 章魚哥哥沒有亂說 820 00:43:01,541 --> 00:43:03,333 我跟你說，你就是要跟你媽媽… 821 00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:10,291 你要跟你媽媽說你現在就要去看 822 00:43:10,375 --> 00:43:11,541 現在就要去 823 00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:15,166 所以你常來這喔？ 824 00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,458 對啊，申請大學需要志工證明 825 00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:20,500 就這樣 826 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:23,375 那… 827 00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:25,208 為什麼那隻龍蝦也會在這裡啊？ 828 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:26,875 你跟他感情這麼好喔？ 829 00:43:26,958 --> 00:43:28,333 因為他… 830 00:43:28,416 --> 00:43:29,875 這個我知道，因為陳立有癲癇 831 00:43:29,958 --> 00:43:32,958 班長之前在醫院當志工的時候剛好遇到陳立癲癇發作 832 00:43:33,041 --> 00:43:34,708 班長救了他所以變成陳立的救命恩人 833 00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:35,916 兩個人又讀同一所高中 834 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:36,833 所以像這種公益活動 835 00:43:36,916 --> 00:43:38,041 陳立當然會一起參加 836 00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:39,708 只是我不懂為什麼土豆也要來 837 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:41,958 你怎麼知道這麼多我不知道的事情？ 838 00:43:42,041 --> 00:43:45,458 拜託，這個學校有我涂語竇不知道的事嗎？ 839 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,083 那你知道她也生病嗎？ 840 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:48,666 真的假的？ 841 00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:50,416 不好笑 842 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:52,041 今天是兒童節，又不是愚人節 843 00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:53,333 你前陣子不是感冒？ 844 00:43:54,958 --> 00:43:56,166 -消毒你的嘴巴啦 -我的眼睛 845 00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:57,750 你感冒喔？ 846 00:43:59,291 --> 00:44:00,875 -我的嘴巴 -水 847 00:44:00,958 --> 00:44:02,000 水… 848 00:44:02,083 --> 00:44:03,375 給我水 849 00:44:05,166 --> 00:44:06,041 歐陽醫生 850 00:44:07,541 --> 00:44:09,000 我有事情想要請教你 851 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:12,166 -說啊 -就是是關於胃癌的事 852 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,291 胃癌？ 853 00:44:14,208 --> 00:44:15,041 誰得胃癌？ 854 00:44:16,041 --> 00:44:16,875 章魚 855 00:44:36,166 --> 00:44:37,625 我認真問你 856 00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:40,375 你每天這樣真的可以考上大學嗎？ 857 00:44:42,833 --> 00:44:44,458 為什麼每個人都要我考大學？ 858 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:48,833 考大學以後，就能賺到很多錢嗎？ 859 00:44:59,041 --> 00:45:00,625 考上大學之後 860 00:45:00,708 --> 00:45:02,708 你就可以做你想要做的事 861 00:45:02,791 --> 00:45:04,416 去你想要去的地方 862 00:45:05,541 --> 00:45:07,333 那些事情你現在不能做嗎？ 863 00:45:21,541 --> 00:45:24,041 不是不想做吧，是沒人陪你做吧？ 864 00:45:35,208 --> 00:45:36,708 是要做什麼？ 865 00:45:38,166 --> 00:45:40,250 你要是考不上公立大學 866 00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:41,750 看你還能做什麼 867 00:45:44,833 --> 00:45:46,375 你都可以當醫生了 868 00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:48,416 我考上公立大學有什麼難的？ 869 00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:51,458 隨便都嘛有 870 00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:10,125 怎麼會這樣？ 871 00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,416 不是隨便都嘛有？ 872 00:46:22,583 --> 00:46:24,541 葉子杰好幾天沒來了耶 873 00:46:24,625 --> 00:46:25,833 是怎樣啦？ 874 00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:28,583 我哪知道？去問土豆啦 875 00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:36,041 對啊，所以我昨天只睡兩個小時 876 00:46:36,625 --> 00:46:37,458 只睡兩個小時？ 877 00:46:37,541 --> 00:46:38,500 -對啊 -認真？ 878 00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:40,458 你不知道今天要考很多嗎？ 879 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,041 你完蛋了 880 00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:57,291 問我… 881 00:46:57,375 --> 00:46:58,250 問什麼？ 882 00:46:58,333 --> 00:47:00,291 不想知道葉子杰為什麼這麼多天沒來嗎？ 883 00:47:00,833 --> 00:47:02,416 如果你可以忍住不說，那你就不要說 884 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:03,958 不行，我忍不住，我要說 885 00:47:04,041 --> 00:47:05,958 他在閉關 886 00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:08,416 那你知道為什麼他在閉關嗎？ 887 00:47:19,291 --> 00:47:20,875 你叫我回學校幹嘛啦？ 888 00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:22,416 如果你救不了我 889 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:23,666 我要趕快回去念書了 890 00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:28,916 這四科你就算投胎重讀也來不及了 891 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,500 這些我都知道啊 892 00:47:30,583 --> 00:47:31,875 所以你要讀的 893 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:33,541 是這三科 894 00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:35,333 隨便啦 895 00:47:35,416 --> 00:47:36,916 反正只要這三科我死背 896 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,166 就可以有公立大學讀了 897 00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:39,083 對吧，恩人？ 898 00:47:40,708 --> 00:47:42,000 你的另外一位恩人來了 899 00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,000 他來幹嘛？ 900 00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:46,791 對啊，我來幹嘛？ 901 00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:48,500 他來看你的程度到哪 902 00:47:48,583 --> 00:47:50,000 叫一個二年級的來測試我的程度 903 00:47:50,083 --> 00:47:51,166 瞧不起誰啊？來啊 904 00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:52,083 好 905 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:54,916 C 906 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,083 她連題目都還沒講 907 00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:58,041 我們已經考到第30題了欸 908 00:47:58,666 --> 00:47:59,500 什麼時候？ 909 00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:02,875 -你是叫我來羞辱他的嗎？ -我只是要讓他認清現實 910 00:48:04,041 --> 00:48:06,625 你的程度連二年級都不到 911 00:48:08,875 --> 00:48:10,166 我會再出考題給你 912 00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:12,750 我們再一起針對你比較弱的題型加強 913 00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:14,333 不要擔心 914 00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:16,125 我會幫你 915 00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:20,833 十字军东征是西元1095年 916 00:48:24,250 --> 00:48:25,333 喂 917 00:48:26,041 --> 00:48:27,041 你很吵欸 918 00:48:27,750 --> 00:48:28,583 那我關靜音 919 00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:36,500 以你的在校成績，你能讀的公立大學 920 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:38,875 -只剩這間 -金大 921 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:41,583 下列哪個重大技術推動文藝復興跟啟蒙運動？ 922 00:48:41,666 --> 00:48:43,375 -這個我知道，我背過 -等一下，你先不要講 923 00:48:43,458 --> 00:48:44,291 那個… 924 00:48:45,458 --> 00:48:47,166 -那個… -活字版印刷術 925 00:48:48,875 --> 00:48:49,708 不就叫你不要講？ 926 00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:52,041 你朋友是生病喔？ 927 00:48:52,125 --> 00:48:53,250 怎麼突然變這麼認真？ 928 00:48:53,791 --> 00:48:54,666 他一直都很努力 929 00:48:54,750 --> 00:48:56,166 可是阿姨，我不想努力了 930 00:48:57,708 --> 00:48:59,250 很好，你繼續保持 931 00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:03,333 第一次運動曾收復耶路撒冷 932 00:49:03,416 --> 00:49:05,208 下列哪個不屬於化石燃料？ 933 00:49:05,291 --> 00:49:06,500 A，石油 934 00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:07,958 -B -喂 935 00:49:08,041 --> 00:49:08,875 我還沒聽完欸 936 00:49:08,958 --> 00:49:10,583 北魏孝文帝 937 00:49:10,666 --> 00:49:13,083 鮮卑族漢化 938 00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:14,916 融合文化… 939 00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:26,416 怎麼會才考這樣？ 940 00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:32,166 你是想考上台大喔？ 941 00:49:32,791 --> 00:49:34,208 這樣就有進步啦 942 00:49:34,291 --> 00:49:35,250 慢慢來就好 943 00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:37,625 不行，這樣背根本來不及 944 00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:38,541 還是我用吃的？ 945 00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:39,916 我用吃的會不會比較快？ 946 00:49:49,041 --> 00:49:50,416 你過兩天有空嗎？ 947 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:55,375 我沒空 948 00:49:57,875 --> 00:49:59,375 我們到底來這裡幹嘛？ 949 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:01,958 你不覺得很紓壓嗎？ 950 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,750 他們看起來好舒服喔 951 00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:06,958 我好想睡覺喔 952 00:50:07,041 --> 00:50:10,375 你知道適當放空有幫助記憶力嗎？ 953 00:50:10,458 --> 00:50:12,416 我每次壓力太大就會來這裡 954 00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:15,041 走吧 955 00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:17,625 我在放空啊 956 00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:19,291 走啦 957 00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:50,583 不要鬧啦 958 00:50:57,125 --> 00:50:58,833 我不行了… 959 00:50:58,916 --> 00:50:59,916 我一定要坐一下 960 00:51:19,541 --> 00:51:20,416 借我靠一下 961 00:51:33,541 --> 00:51:34,875 同學，到站囉 962 00:51:36,208 --> 00:51:37,208 報告，下車 963 00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:41,583 我好像睡著了 964 00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:44,208 對啊，還說夢話 965 00:51:45,291 --> 00:51:46,958 好久沒有睡這麼舒服喔 966 00:51:49,833 --> 00:51:52,291 第一次世界大戰的導火線是哪一個半島？ 967 00:51:52,375 --> 00:51:53,625 巴爾幹半島 968 00:51:57,041 --> 00:51:57,958 看吧 969 00:51:58,041 --> 00:51:59,583 我就說放空很有用 970 00:52:04,708 --> 00:52:07,458 那蛇丘是什麼地形作用？ 971 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:08,958 冰河堆積 972 00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:10,625 答對 973 00:52:11,291 --> 00:52:12,208 那… 974 00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:14,166 誰是白痴？ 975 00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:15,375 土豆 976 00:52:15,458 --> 00:52:17,625 答錯，是葉子杰 977 00:52:18,208 --> 00:52:19,166 你也是葉梓潔啊 978 00:52:22,625 --> 00:52:24,500 陳立，你怎麼會在這？ 979 00:52:26,166 --> 00:52:28,083 我媽說端午節快到了 980 00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:29,500 一堆粽子吃不完 981 00:52:29,583 --> 00:52:30,833 叫我拿一些過來 982 00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:33,458 我已經拿進去了 983 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:40,375 你今天沒去義工就是跟他出去喔？ 984 00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:42,041 他最近壓力有點大 985 00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:43,791 -我想說帶他去水族… -我們去約會 986 00:52:46,166 --> 00:52:47,500 不好笑 987 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,708 你不要聽他亂講 988 00:52:52,208 --> 00:52:54,208 好啦，那我先走囉 989 00:52:56,125 --> 00:52:57,625 那幫我謝謝你媽的粽子 990 00:52:59,000 --> 00:52:59,833 掰掰 991 00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:07,291 你不要亂講話啦 992 00:53:07,375 --> 00:53:08,500 哪有？ 993 00:53:08,583 --> 00:53:09,541 還有 994 00:53:09,625 --> 00:53:10,791 不要再吃書了 995 00:53:11,375 --> 00:53:12,416 好啦 996 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:13,583 掰掰 997 00:53:15,416 --> 00:53:16,541 沒有嗎？ 998 00:53:16,625 --> 00:53:17,750 我們是去約會，對吧？ 999 00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:19,166 對啊 1000 00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:25,250 葉子杰 1001 00:53:25,333 --> 00:53:26,166 聊一下 1002 00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:30,083 你是不是喜歡葉子？ 1003 00:53:33,458 --> 00:53:34,500 我也喜歡葉子 1004 00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:38,375 畢業典禮那天我會跟她告白 1005 00:53:38,458 --> 00:53:39,333 要告白就告白啊 1006 00:53:39,416 --> 00:53:40,833 跟我說這些幹嘛啦？ 1007 00:53:40,916 --> 00:53:42,416 你告白還要揪團一起，是不是？ 1008 00:53:43,916 --> 00:53:45,083 那你是不是裝病？ 1009 00:53:45,166 --> 00:53:46,666 不是啊，我有沒有生病 1010 00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:48,166 到底關你什麼事啊？ 1011 00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:49,083 你又沒有證據 1012 00:53:49,708 --> 00:53:51,333 你怎麼知道我沒有證據？ 1013 00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:55,625 我現在是考生，沒空跟你聊這些，掰 1014 00:54:02,666 --> 00:54:04,041 如果你真的喜歡葉子 1015 00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:05,958 就不要再騙她了 1016 00:54:14,333 --> 00:54:15,250 不要害怕 1017 00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:16,250 公車站在那邊 1018 00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:48,625 要畢業了還在抖喔？ 1019 00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:51,875 好了，不要哭了啦，安西教練 1020 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:54,166 兄弟 1021 00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:57,791 你是白痴喔？換那麼大件衣服幹嘛？ 1022 00:54:57,875 --> 00:54:58,708 我人緣那麼好 1023 00:54:58,791 --> 00:55:00,333 等下不夠簽怎麼辦？ 1024 00:55:00,416 --> 00:55:02,208 來，右心室給你 1025 00:55:02,291 --> 00:55:03,875 左心室留給你阿姨的 1026 00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:06,416 涂語竇 1027 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:07,875 快，錄下來… 1028 00:55:13,333 --> 00:55:18,125 在一起… 1029 00:55:18,208 --> 00:55:20,333 -在一起… -答应她… 1030 00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:24,000 不好意思啦，我有喜歡的人了 1031 00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:27,333 不是啦，可以幫我交給葉子杰嗎？ 1032 00:55:29,833 --> 00:55:31,625 他在那邊，你不會自己給他喔？ 1033 00:55:31,708 --> 00:55:33,083 我不敢啦 1034 00:55:34,166 --> 00:55:35,166 給你的啦 1035 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:37,625 白痴 1036 00:55:37,708 --> 00:55:39,083 刪掉了啦 1037 00:55:39,166 --> 00:55:40,000 笑屁喔？ 1038 00:55:40,083 --> 00:55:42,041 刪掉喔… 1039 00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:44,541 -土豆 -刪掉啦 1040 00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:45,583 土豆 1041 00:55:45,666 --> 00:55:46,708 你有沒有看到葉子？ 1042 00:55:46,791 --> 00:55:48,541 剛剛陳立把她找出去了啦 1043 00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:50,583 刪掉啦 1044 00:55:50,666 --> 00:55:51,541 刪了啦… 1045 00:55:52,166 --> 00:55:53,125 這個送你 1046 00:55:53,208 --> 00:55:54,333 恭喜你畢業了 1047 00:55:55,291 --> 00:55:56,291 謝謝 1048 00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:00,625 葉子 1049 00:56:04,125 --> 00:56:06,041 如果這一年有人跟你告白的話 1050 00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:10,333 你可以先拒絕他嗎？ 1051 00:56:25,708 --> 00:56:26,958 梓揚，你有沒有看到葉子？ 1052 00:56:27,041 --> 00:56:27,916 有啊，樹上 1053 00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:32,250 葉子 1054 00:56:32,875 --> 00:56:34,583 葉子… 1055 00:56:35,541 --> 00:56:37,000 你站在那裡，不要動喔 1056 00:56:38,375 --> 00:56:39,208 不要動喔 1057 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000 你剛剛跑去哪裡啊？ 1058 00:56:58,291 --> 00:56:59,375 剛剛陳立找我 1059 00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:04,208 他找你幹嘛？ 1060 00:57:04,291 --> 00:57:05,875 就恭喜我畢業啊 1061 00:57:07,333 --> 00:57:08,166 怎麼了？ 1062 00:57:08,916 --> 00:57:10,583 沒有…沒有說其他的事？ 1063 00:57:11,791 --> 00:57:13,125 什麼其他的事？ 1064 00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:17,458 你很煩欸 1065 00:57:17,541 --> 00:57:18,833 你到底叫我幹嘛？ 1066 00:57:19,916 --> 00:57:21,541 沒事的話，我要先回教室了 1067 00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:22,458 等一下啦 1068 00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:25,958 葉子杰 1069 00:57:26,625 --> 00:57:27,708 你到底找我幹嘛？ 1070 00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:36,083 其實也沒什麼特別的事啦 1071 00:57:37,458 --> 00:57:38,750 就… 1072 00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:39,833 就我想問你 1073 00:57:39,916 --> 00:57:41,375 今天有沒有幫我帶中午的便當啊？ 1074 00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:43,500 白痴喔？ 1075 00:57:44,208 --> 00:57:45,875 都畢業了，帶什麼便當？ 1076 00:57:47,208 --> 00:57:48,041 走啦 1077 00:57:49,083 --> 00:57:50,166 因為我也喜歡你 1078 00:57:50,958 --> 00:57:52,333 你可不可以也喜歡我？ 1079 00:58:05,250 --> 00:58:06,541 你不可以說不好笑喔 1080 00:58:07,916 --> 00:58:09,500 因為我沒有在跟你開玩笑 1081 00:58:10,125 --> 00:58:10,958 我很認真欸 1082 00:58:12,041 --> 00:58:13,000 三 1083 00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:14,750 二 1084 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,333 -所以你可不可以也喜歡我啦？ -一 1085 00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:21,166 畢業快樂 1086 00:58:30,250 --> 00:58:31,750 有病才會喜歡你啦 1087 00:58:33,541 --> 00:58:34,500 你說什麼？ 1088 00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:42,875 我說 1089 00:58:43,583 --> 00:58:46,458 有病才會喜歡你 1090 00:58:58,208 --> 00:59:00,125 畢業快樂 1091 00:59:07,750 --> 00:59:08,708 為什麼？ 1092 00:59:09,416 --> 00:59:11,541 「有病才會喜歡你」到底是什麼意思啊？ 1093 00:59:13,916 --> 00:59:16,750 而且她還說什麼我11月16號就會知道 1094 00:59:17,541 --> 00:59:19,291 11月16號是什麼日子嗎？ 1095 00:59:22,291 --> 00:59:24,208 11月16號 1096 00:59:24,291 --> 00:59:26,666 「英國空軍空襲漢堡 1097 00:59:26,750 --> 00:59:30,708 以報復德國空軍對考文垂的轟炸」 1098 00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:33,791 什麼啦？轟炸到底關我什麼事啊？ 1099 00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:37,083 考上了… 1100 00:59:37,166 --> 00:59:38,125 光宗耀祖 1101 00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:41,750 你考上哪一間？ 1102 00:59:41,833 --> 00:59:43,666 哪來的想法覺得我可以考上大學啊？ 1103 00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:44,958 是你 1104 00:59:45,041 --> 00:59:47,041 你考上金大觀光休閒系耶 1105 00:59:47,958 --> 00:59:49,583 我的錢回來了 1106 00:59:49,666 --> 00:59:50,875 不意外啊 1107 00:59:50,958 --> 00:59:52,166 這就叫富貴… 1108 00:59:53,625 --> 00:59:54,916 什麼求 1109 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:55,916 算了，隨便啦 1110 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:56,833 好啦 1111 00:59:57,583 --> 00:59:59,500 什麼求都不重要啦 1112 00:59:59,583 --> 01:00:01,375 現在最重要的是什麼，你知道嗎？ 1113 01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:04,333 這是葉子 1114 01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:06,208 這個是你 1115 01:00:06,291 --> 01:00:08,125 你們現在是這樣子喔 1116 01:00:08,208 --> 01:00:10,875 那等你到了金大之後會變這樣呢 1117 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:13,666 中間隔了一個臺灣海峽的距離喔 1118 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,166 如果你這個暑假不衝一波的話 1119 01:00:17,250 --> 01:00:18,333 你們兩個就掰了 1120 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:33,333 -所以我們現在… -各位 1121 01:00:34,083 --> 01:00:35,333 我有重要的事要宣布 1122 01:00:35,416 --> 01:00:37,875 因為從上次醫院的活動結束之後啊 1123 01:00:37,958 --> 01:00:40,041 我就一直覺得那些小朋友真的太可憐 1124 01:00:40,125 --> 01:00:42,625 整天關在醫院裡面，好像看不到未來 1125 01:00:42,708 --> 01:00:44,208 所以我決定為他們做一點事 1126 01:00:44,291 --> 01:00:46,750 我要帶小朋友們來去水族館住一晚 1127 01:00:46,833 --> 01:00:48,583 你們不要鬧了 1128 01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:50,416 這些小孩不能離開醫院 1129 01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:52,458 尤其還要帶他們出去住一晚 1130 01:00:52,541 --> 01:00:54,291 他們家長怎麼可能會同意？ 1131 01:00:55,583 --> 01:00:57,125 難得你可以想到這麼有意義的事 1132 01:00:58,750 --> 01:01:00,125 這位同學很不錯喔 1133 01:01:00,833 --> 01:01:03,041 關於這個問題，老師早就想好了 1134 01:01:03,125 --> 01:01:04,791 有一半的家長已經簽了同意書 1135 01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:06,666 剩下另外一半食古不化的… 1136 01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:09,166 -老師，我爸爸已經簽了 -其實 1137 01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:11,416 -我覺得這個活動需要… -舉手 1138 01:01:14,708 --> 01:01:16,458 我覺得這個活動需要一個醫生背書 1139 01:01:16,541 --> 01:01:18,041 才可以說服這些家長 1140 01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:21,625 不然我去問問看歐陽醫生 1141 01:01:21,708 --> 01:01:22,833 看他可不可以幫這個忙？ 1142 01:01:22,916 --> 01:01:24,291 同學，你很好喔 1143 01:01:24,375 --> 01:01:26,750 那家長跟醫院的問題就交給你啦 1144 01:01:26,833 --> 01:01:28,708 場地的部分就由我來負責 1145 01:01:28,791 --> 01:01:30,958 -那我負責… -你可以跟我一起 1146 01:01:38,333 --> 01:01:39,291 好尷尬喔 1147 01:01:41,583 --> 01:01:43,208 我覺得這個活動很不錯欸 1148 01:01:43,291 --> 01:01:44,666 你們想法很棒欸 1149 01:01:44,750 --> 01:01:46,208 這個同意書留給我 1150 01:01:46,291 --> 01:01:47,250 我再說服他們 1151 01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:48,791 再麻煩你了 1152 01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:50,333 期待你們的表演喔 1153 01:01:54,791 --> 01:01:55,625 葉子 1154 01:01:56,583 --> 01:01:57,916 你等下要做什麼？ 1155 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,750 我要去水族館確認住宿的細節 1156 01:02:01,916 --> 01:02:03,166 -葉子 -你要不要… 1157 01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:05,291 快點啦，要來不及了 1158 01:02:06,416 --> 01:02:07,416 你要不要一起去？ 1159 01:02:09,583 --> 01:02:10,500 沒關係啊 1160 01:02:11,166 --> 01:02:12,000 那我先走囉 1161 01:02:12,916 --> 01:02:14,166 掰掰 1162 01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:21,291 -走 -你剛剛跟他講什麼？ 1163 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:22,458 你有約他，對不對？ 1164 01:02:22,541 --> 01:02:23,708 你幹嘛約他啦？ 1165 01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,583 怎樣啦？不行喔？ 1166 01:02:26,125 --> 01:02:27,000 奇怪 1167 01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:31,583 葉子 1168 01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:35,666 我明年一定會考上你的學校 1169 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:37,958 但我希望 1170 01:02:39,291 --> 01:02:40,916 到時候我不是只是你的學弟而已 1171 01:02:43,666 --> 01:02:45,833 如果這一年有人跟你告白的話 1172 01:02:46,708 --> 01:02:48,000 你可以先拒絕他嗎？ 1173 01:02:56,458 --> 01:02:58,583 我從來都沒有把你當學弟看 1174 01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:02,000 你一直都是我最好的朋友 1175 01:03:21,166 --> 01:03:23,291 那你是不是喜歡葉子杰？ 1176 01:03:24,583 --> 01:03:26,291 你知道這現在對我來說 1177 01:03:26,375 --> 01:03:27,791 不是最重要的事 1178 01:03:29,250 --> 01:03:30,583 你不可以跟陳立在一起 1179 01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:32,791 因為我也喜歡你 1180 01:03:33,958 --> 01:03:35,041 你可不可以也喜歡我？ 1181 01:03:36,041 --> 01:03:37,375 有病才會喜歡你啦 1182 01:03:38,875 --> 01:03:39,791 你說什麼？ 1183 01:03:41,791 --> 01:03:42,708 我說 1184 01:03:42,791 --> 01:03:44,583 有病才會喜歡你 1185 01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:04,333 到時候我們床會鋪在這裡 1186 01:04:04,416 --> 01:04:07,166 那所有的寢具我們都會清潔跟消毒 1187 01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:09,291 要提醒在水族館內拍照的話 1188 01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:11,583 -要記得關閉閃光燈 -好 1189 01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:12,541 我接個電話 1190 01:04:22,625 --> 01:04:24,125 11月16號是什麼日子啊？ 1191 01:04:25,750 --> 01:04:27,375 到時候你就知道了 1192 01:04:27,458 --> 01:04:29,083 我現在就想知道嘛 1193 01:04:30,791 --> 01:04:32,916 那你說這裡對你很有意義是什麼意思？ 1194 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,375 你明明就知道我的意思 1195 01:04:37,708 --> 01:04:39,916 所以那天我在這邊說的話你有聽到啊？ 1196 01:04:41,916 --> 01:04:42,750 你有說什麼？ 1197 01:04:43,541 --> 01:04:44,375 沒聽到就算了 1198 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:47,750 你說清楚啦 1199 01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:53,166 你太故意了吧？ 1200 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,250 對啊 1201 01:04:58,166 --> 01:04:59,000 那… 1202 01:05:00,458 --> 01:05:02,625 你要說清楚你那天在這裡講什麼嗎？ 1203 01:05:04,625 --> 01:05:06,250 如果我說的話，你就放手 1204 01:05:10,708 --> 01:05:12,083 那你還是先不要說好了 1205 01:05:12,166 --> 01:05:13,958 我以後再知道也沒關係啊 1206 01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:35,125 我現在還想做一件事 1207 01:05:36,708 --> 01:05:37,750 你還有空嗎？ 1208 01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:44,000 哪有人18歲還不會騎車的啊？ 1209 01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:46,041 是我爸不讓我騎，好不好？ 1210 01:05:46,666 --> 01:05:48,041 而且我已經19歲了 1211 01:05:48,125 --> 01:05:49,166 你19歲了？ 1212 01:05:50,166 --> 01:05:51,416 我好像可以了欸 1213 01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:53,291 -你確定嗎？ -嗯，你放手 1214 01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:54,416 好…我放囉 1215 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:55,875 -你放手啦 -好啦… 1216 01:05:55,958 --> 01:05:57,083 你慢一點…我放囉 1217 01:05:59,750 --> 01:06:01,000 -我好像真的會 -喂… 1218 01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:02,208 你看前面… 1219 01:06:05,666 --> 01:06:07,416 你騎太快我會怕 1220 01:06:08,291 --> 01:06:09,625 怕什麼啦？ 1221 01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:26,458 那明天就可以看到真的魚了嗎？ 1222 01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:29,416 對啊，所以你今天要早點睡喔 1223 01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,291 太好了，謝謝章魚哥哥 1224 01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:32,500 好了，掰掰 1225 01:06:32,583 --> 01:06:33,416 -明天見喔 -掰掰 1226 01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:34,750 掰掰 1227 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:37,750 明天活動辦完就結束啦 1228 01:06:37,833 --> 01:06:39,875 是不是要來提前慶祝一下啊？ 1229 01:06:40,416 --> 01:06:41,416 我…我不喝酒欸 1230 01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:42,833 嗯，未成年不可以 1231 01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:43,750 師母？ 1232 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:44,750 我也不喝 1233 01:06:48,541 --> 01:06:49,833 我也不喝 1234 01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:52,458 好，沒關係 1235 01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:55,041 酒不喝，但遊戲還是要玩 1236 01:06:57,208 --> 01:06:59,333 真心話大冒險，這麼老套？ 1237 01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:01,208 對啊，我們都這麼老套 1238 01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:02,750 問我… 1239 01:07:03,375 --> 01:07:06,000 好，那你有沒有喜歡的人？ 1240 01:07:06,083 --> 01:07:07,083 有 1241 01:07:07,166 --> 01:07:08,291 葉子 1242 01:07:09,583 --> 01:07:10,791 你不是喜歡我阿姨？ 1243 01:07:10,875 --> 01:07:12,375 我現在比較喜歡葉子啊 1244 01:07:14,625 --> 01:07:16,291 幹嘛？只有你們兩個可以喜歡喔？ 1245 01:07:16,375 --> 01:07:17,750 我不可以喜歡葉子喔？ 1246 01:07:17,833 --> 01:07:19,125 搞排擠喔？ 1247 01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:22,541 好啦，開玩笑的啦 1248 01:07:22,625 --> 01:07:24,208 我又不是菜蟲 1249 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:25,833 換我 1250 01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:26,833 等一下 1251 01:07:26,916 --> 01:07:28,166 從現在開始，我們不能問什麼 1252 01:07:28,250 --> 01:07:29,708 有沒有喜歡的人的問題 1253 01:07:32,166 --> 01:07:33,000 那我沒問題了 1254 01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:35,708 白痴喔？你剛就直接問就好了 1255 01:07:35,791 --> 01:07:36,625 我喝 1256 01:07:37,791 --> 01:07:38,750 那換我 1257 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:41,875 -我要問你 -好 1258 01:07:43,291 --> 01:07:44,500 你有沒有騙過我？ 1259 01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:48,125 兄弟 1260 01:07:48,208 --> 01:07:49,500 你要不要直接喝啊？ 1261 01:08:01,750 --> 01:08:03,125 所以你真的有騙過我？ 1262 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:11,375 有這麼難開口嗎？ 1263 01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:14,458 不然我幫你說好了 1264 01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:18,666 其實… 1265 01:08:25,041 --> 01:08:26,791 其實這次活動的錢都是你出的吧？ 1266 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:34,041 你怎麼知道？ 1267 01:08:34,916 --> 01:08:36,166 歐陽醫生跟我說的 1268 01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:41,541 這有什麼好不說的啦？ 1269 01:08:44,208 --> 01:08:45,708 我先跟我阿姨預支的啊 1270 01:08:45,791 --> 01:08:46,750 反正都是我的錢 1271 01:08:47,375 --> 01:08:49,916 喂，那你有拿到錢不先還我喔？ 1272 01:08:50,541 --> 01:08:52,625 借了你三年，你一直說要還我 1273 01:08:52,708 --> 01:08:54,375 還說什麼你考到公立大學會還我 1274 01:08:54,458 --> 01:08:56,041 -結果咧？ -姨丈…來啦 1275 01:08:56,125 --> 01:08:57,166 你先喝茶啦 1276 01:08:57,250 --> 01:08:58,458 -喂？ -你自己喝 1277 01:08:59,625 --> 01:09:00,708 好，我知道了 1278 01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:03,333 好，謝謝 1279 01:09:04,791 --> 01:09:06,166 水族館那邊打來說 1280 01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:08,083 還有兩張切結書還沒有收到 1281 01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:10,750 我現在過去送，東西在哪？ 1282 01:09:10,833 --> 01:09:11,875 我跟你去吧 1283 01:09:12,958 --> 01:09:15,125 那我現在打過去說你們現在馬上送喔 1284 01:09:32,375 --> 01:09:33,458 雖然你很靠北 1285 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:34,958 但是謝謝你啊 1286 01:09:35,041 --> 01:09:36,166 剛剛沒有拆穿我 1287 01:09:36,250 --> 01:09:37,791 我說過了，我不是在幫你 1288 01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:42,166 隨便啦，反正我已經跟你說謝謝了 1289 01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:43,083 不欠你了 1290 01:09:43,625 --> 01:09:44,666 你本來就沒有欠… 1291 01:10:11,416 --> 01:10:12,250 我贏了 1292 01:10:14,666 --> 01:10:15,750 喂，小心 1293 01:10:20,291 --> 01:10:22,458 你他媽晚上騎車不開燈你要害死誰啊？ 1294 01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:24,833 你沒事吧？ 1295 01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:30,000 沒事… 1296 01:10:31,416 --> 01:10:32,458 要不要先去醫院？ 1297 01:10:33,916 --> 01:10:35,166 沒關係啦，先把東西送過去 1298 01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:37,500 確定欸？ 1299 01:10:38,875 --> 01:10:39,791 你騎慢一點喔 1300 01:11:08,208 --> 01:11:09,041 喂，陳立 1301 01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:11,416 陳立 1302 01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:15,458 陳立… 1303 01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:17,458 沒事，你不會有事的 1304 01:11:17,541 --> 01:11:18,375 我幫你叫救護車 1305 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,208 喂？ 1306 01:11:22,291 --> 01:11:23,250 我需要救護車 1307 01:11:23,791 --> 01:11:24,625 我在… 1308 01:11:25,958 --> 01:11:27,166 我在哪裡？ 1309 01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:28,875 我不知道，我不知道這是哪裡 1310 01:11:28,958 --> 01:11:30,541 可以拜託你們趕快過來嗎？ 1311 01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:31,458 拜託你們 1312 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:33,958 陳立，你聽得到我說話嗎？ 1313 01:11:38,291 --> 01:11:39,125 有沒有人啊？ 1314 01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:40,541 拜託你們快點過來 1315 01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:41,916 有沒有人啊？ 1316 01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:45,666 你在幹嘛？不要再躲了啦 1317 01:13:01,208 --> 01:13:03,250 葉子杰還是沒有接電話 1318 01:13:04,375 --> 01:13:06,000 如果那天是我去的話 1319 01:13:06,541 --> 01:13:07,833 陳立是不是… 1320 01:13:09,208 --> 01:13:10,333 對不起 1321 01:13:16,583 --> 01:13:17,666 這個 1322 01:13:18,625 --> 01:13:20,583 是陳立的媽媽拿給我的 1323 01:13:22,041 --> 01:13:25,583 說是整理陳立的東西的時候找到的 1324 01:13:28,583 --> 01:13:29,583 我想寄一封信 1325 01:13:30,125 --> 01:13:31,333 你可以陪我一起去嗎？ 1326 01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:36,000 什麼信你不能自己寄，要我陪你？ 1327 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,250 因為要潛水 1328 01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:41,500 潛水？ 1329 01:13:42,541 --> 01:13:43,791 那跟寄信有什麼關係？ 1330 01:13:44,541 --> 01:13:45,416 我查過了 1331 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:46,791 綠島有一個海底郵筒 1332 01:13:46,875 --> 01:13:47,750 一定要潛下去才能寄 1333 01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:49,041 我一直想去 1334 01:13:49,916 --> 01:13:51,666 等你觀察期結束之後 1335 01:13:52,208 --> 01:13:53,166 你可以陪我一起去嗎？ 1336 01:13:55,833 --> 01:13:57,916 可是癲癇可以潛水喔？ 1337 01:13:58,833 --> 01:13:59,958 不行啊 1338 01:14:00,041 --> 01:14:01,583 所以我才想要等你 1339 01:14:01,666 --> 01:14:03,458 我想說等你好了以後 1340 01:14:03,541 --> 01:14:04,791 你就可以潛下去幫我寄啊 1341 01:14:04,875 --> 01:14:06,875 那等我好了後，我幫你 1342 01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:28,166 （郵） 1343 01:14:29,916 --> 01:14:31,083 有這麼難開口嗎？ 1344 01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:33,416 不然我幫你說好了 1345 01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:34,791 如果你真的喜歡葉子 1346 01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:36,791 就不要再騙她了 1347 01:14:44,541 --> 01:14:46,000 開學要準備的東西都弄好了嗎？ 1348 01:14:48,333 --> 01:14:49,166 還沒 1349 01:14:55,458 --> 01:14:56,333 還好嗎？ 1350 01:15:04,541 --> 01:15:06,166 這件事不是你的錯 1351 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,250 我說了一個謊 1352 01:15:19,291 --> 01:15:21,041 我不知道事情會變成這樣 1353 01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:25,875 我本來其實已經打算跟大家說實話 1354 01:15:31,166 --> 01:15:32,416 我真的不是故意的 1355 01:15:44,791 --> 01:15:45,625 你知道嗎？ 1356 01:15:47,291 --> 01:15:48,833 當你說了一個謊之後 1357 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,750 你就要用更多的謊言去彌補 1358 01:15:54,291 --> 01:15:56,708 我不會跟你說對或是錯 1359 01:15:57,750 --> 01:16:00,166 不管你要選擇說謊或是坦白 1360 01:16:01,583 --> 01:16:03,125 你都要自己去面對後果 1361 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,416 你已經長夠大了 1362 01:16:09,666 --> 01:16:12,625 要懂得開始對自己的決定負責 1363 01:16:14,083 --> 01:16:15,500 就像我對你負責一樣 1364 01:16:35,125 --> 01:16:35,958 你好 1365 01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:40,916 要開學了 1366 01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:42,958 我要買一台新的筆電 1367 01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:44,125 你可以陪我去嗎？ 1368 01:17:01,166 --> 01:17:03,125 你約我出來就只是要陪你買電腦？ 1369 01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:18,708 這個先還你 1370 01:17:28,833 --> 01:17:30,500 我有件事想跟你說 1371 01:17:33,041 --> 01:17:34,041 我是裝的 1372 01:17:36,541 --> 01:17:37,750 其實我根本沒有胃癌 1373 01:17:41,333 --> 01:17:43,083 我開了一個不好笑的玩笑 1374 01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:46,833 我之前不是就有問過你有沒有騙過我 1375 01:17:49,458 --> 01:17:51,291 我不是故意要騙你啦 1376 01:17:52,541 --> 01:17:54,250 我只是不想被退學啊 1377 01:17:54,916 --> 01:17:57,250 因為我要考到公立大學我才能拿到錢 1378 01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:59,625 所以錢對你來說是最重要的？ 1379 01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:00,750 不是這個意思 1380 01:18:00,833 --> 01:18:02,458 那是什麼意思？ 1381 01:18:03,166 --> 01:18:05,041 我怎麼會選擇相信你啊？ 1382 01:18:45,250 --> 01:18:46,625 很開心你沒有生病 1383 01:18:48,666 --> 01:18:50,041 祝你大學一切順利 1384 01:18:51,541 --> 01:18:54,250 希望不管是現在還是以後 1385 01:18:56,083 --> 01:18:57,083 你都開心 1386 01:19:00,416 --> 01:19:01,583 答應過要給你的 1387 01:19:53,375 --> 01:19:54,916 休閒是一種態度 1388 01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:57,041 好 1389 01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:59,375 第二個，休閒是一種活動… 1390 01:20:00,958 --> 01:20:02,125 為什麼她坐我旁邊？ 1391 01:20:40,833 --> 01:20:43,583 章魚哥哥，我終於看到真正的魚了 1392 01:20:43,666 --> 01:20:46,000 謝謝你，你也要趕快好起來喔 1393 01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:47,375 小宇敬上 1394 01:20:58,583 --> 01:21:00,000 喂？死了沒？ 1395 01:21:03,916 --> 01:21:05,041 好啦，不要廢話啦 1396 01:21:06,166 --> 01:21:07,000 給你一個任務 1397 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,916 旺財，我今天帶你來 1398 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:16,791 就是要來幫我壯膽的，你知道嗎？ 1399 01:21:18,041 --> 01:21:19,500 你要保佑我，好不好？ 1400 01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:25,583 涂語竇 1401 01:21:27,125 --> 01:21:29,041 師母，好久不見了 1402 01:21:32,458 --> 01:21:33,291 怎麼了？ 1403 01:21:34,333 --> 01:21:35,958 因為師母把老師封鎖了 1404 01:21:36,041 --> 01:21:37,125 他一直聯絡不到你 1405 01:21:37,208 --> 01:21:38,750 所以叫我來傳這個連結給你 1406 01:21:39,791 --> 01:21:42,666 他有交代一定要親眼確認你有收到啊 1407 01:21:43,541 --> 01:21:44,375 有嗎？ 1408 01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,916 好，任務完成 1409 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:00,875 葉子 1410 01:22:08,333 --> 01:22:09,166 騙你有癌症的事情 1411 01:22:09,250 --> 01:22:11,125 不能全部都怪葉子杰啦，我也有份 1412 01:22:11,750 --> 01:22:13,791 而且我們一開始真的不知道會變成這樣 1413 01:22:14,541 --> 01:22:16,791 如果你因為這樣就不跟葉子杰聯絡的話 1414 01:22:16,875 --> 01:22:17,958 我覺得很可惜 1415 01:22:28,541 --> 01:22:33,416 （錄影中） 1416 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:34,583 我認識一個女生 1417 01:22:35,750 --> 01:22:37,666 她總是覺得什麼都不好笑 1418 01:22:40,416 --> 01:22:42,750 但她不知道她其實笑起來的樣子 1419 01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:44,583 真的很好看 1420 01:22:45,375 --> 01:22:46,208 我很喜歡 1421 01:22:49,916 --> 01:22:51,083 我想跟她說對不起 1422 01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:54,625 因為我騙她我有癌症 1423 01:22:56,333 --> 01:22:57,333 我真的很抱歉 1424 01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:02,958 因為不想被退學，所以說謊 1425 01:23:05,583 --> 01:23:06,958 但是也是因為這個謊言 1426 01:23:07,041 --> 01:23:08,875 讓我更靠近這個女生 1427 01:23:12,541 --> 01:23:13,875 我以前很討厭講以後 1428 01:23:15,541 --> 01:23:17,458 但是因為認識你之後 1429 01:23:19,708 --> 01:23:20,833 我開始期待以後 1430 01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:29,333 我不想騙你 1431 01:23:30,333 --> 01:23:31,541 我以後… 1432 01:23:31,625 --> 01:23:37,166 （錄影中） 1433 01:24:21,416 --> 01:24:24,250 （郵） 1434 01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:32,708 喂？ 1435 01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:35,416 你到底有沒有幫我把影片傳給她？ 1436 01:24:36,583 --> 01:24:38,000 有，那為什麼她還是封鎖我？ 1437 01:24:38,083 --> 01:24:39,208 葉子杰 1438 01:24:39,291 --> 01:24:41,458 等下就要打球了，洗屁澡喔？ 1439 01:24:41,541 --> 01:24:43,208 關你屁事？ 1440 01:24:43,291 --> 01:24:44,625 白痴欸 1441 01:24:44,708 --> 01:24:46,416 好啦，掰掰 1442 01:24:47,333 --> 01:24:48,291 葉子杰 1443 01:24:50,208 --> 01:24:51,250 外面有人找你喔 1444 01:24:52,416 --> 01:24:53,250 誰啊？ 1445 01:25:15,458 --> 01:25:16,375 你怎麼會在這？ 1446 01:25:19,541 --> 01:25:21,208 你幹嘛講話都講一半？ 1447 01:25:25,041 --> 01:25:26,250 你說你以後怎麼樣？ 1448 01:25:29,250 --> 01:25:30,166 -我們… -子杰 1449 01:25:31,791 --> 01:25:33,083 不錯嘛 1450 01:25:38,791 --> 01:25:39,625 我沒有講完 1451 01:25:39,708 --> 01:25:42,583 是因為我想當面跟你講接下來的話 1452 01:25:43,916 --> 01:25:45,041 我要說的是 1453 01:25:48,541 --> 01:25:50,125 我以後還是會喜歡你 1454 01:25:54,375 --> 01:25:55,500 你可以原諒我嗎？ 1455 01:26:00,833 --> 01:26:02,166 我可以原諒你 1456 01:26:03,208 --> 01:26:04,458 但我現在想做一件事 1457 01:26:05,041 --> 01:26:06,291 -你可以陪我一起去嗎？ -好啊 1458 01:26:10,750 --> 01:26:11,583 你要穿這樣去？ 1459 01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:12,500 好 1460 01:26:13,791 --> 01:26:15,291 去換衣服啦 1461 01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:16,916 好 1462 01:26:32,750 --> 01:26:34,458 同學，你確定不下喔？ 1463 01:26:35,083 --> 01:26:36,291 暈船下去會好一點喔 1464 01:26:37,291 --> 01:26:38,708 教練，我跟你下去就好了 1465 01:26:38,791 --> 01:26:40,958 好啊，可以，那你等下跟緊我喔 1466 01:26:41,041 --> 01:26:41,958 沒問題 1467 01:26:44,291 --> 01:26:45,125 還好嗎？ 1468 01:27:00,833 --> 01:27:01,791 有事打給我 1469 01:27:03,458 --> 01:27:04,625 但我手機在裡面 1470 01:27:39,083 --> 01:27:42,458 （郵） 1471 01:28:03,250 --> 01:28:05,166 妹妹，暈船喔？ 1472 01:28:05,250 --> 01:28:06,875 怎麼沒有先吃暈船藥？ 1473 01:28:07,625 --> 01:28:08,583 不然先喝水？ 1474 01:28:10,583 --> 01:28:11,541 沒關係，謝謝 1475 01:28:26,833 --> 01:28:28,833 同學，你女朋友暈倒了 1476 01:28:41,291 --> 01:28:43,458 你最近幾次的發燒有點不太正常 1477 01:28:43,541 --> 01:28:44,958 我擔心會轉為急性 1478 01:28:45,958 --> 01:28:47,000 所以我有安排一些檢查 1479 01:28:47,083 --> 01:28:48,708 下周回來看報告 1480 01:28:49,416 --> 01:28:51,458 但如果你這幾天身體有任何不舒服 1481 01:28:51,541 --> 01:28:52,833 要馬上回來找我 1482 01:29:18,666 --> 01:29:19,875 你真的很厲害 1483 01:29:20,625 --> 01:29:22,416 怎麼有辦法讓大家都不知道你生病？ 1484 01:29:25,416 --> 01:29:26,708 哪有你厲害？ 1485 01:29:27,958 --> 01:29:29,750 讓大家都以為你真的生病 1486 01:29:34,458 --> 01:29:35,583 對不起 1487 01:29:37,041 --> 01:29:39,083 你以後不要再說對不起了 1488 01:29:49,500 --> 01:29:51,750 我知道我可能復發的時候就決定 1489 01:29:55,541 --> 01:29:57,791 我要去做我一直都想做的事 1490 01:29:59,375 --> 01:30:00,708 我不想再等 1491 01:30:09,291 --> 01:30:10,666 還好我有去 1492 01:30:15,833 --> 01:30:17,958 只是我沒有想到才做一件事 1493 01:30:19,333 --> 01:30:20,291 就回來了 1494 01:30:31,208 --> 01:30:32,458 為什麼不能捐贈骨髓？ 1495 01:30:33,791 --> 01:30:35,041 你以為這是捐血嗎？ 1496 01:30:35,791 --> 01:30:37,958 骨髓配對至少三個月的時間 1497 01:30:39,250 --> 01:30:40,708 而且沒有血緣關係的相符機率 1498 01:30:40,791 --> 01:30:42,416 就只有四萬分之一 1499 01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:43,958 就算是親屬的骨髓 1500 01:30:44,041 --> 01:30:45,916 也只有四分之一的機率相符合 1501 01:30:46,958 --> 01:30:50,166 急性的白血病患可能就等不了 1502 01:30:50,750 --> 01:30:52,583 所以我現在什麼都不能做嗎？ 1503 01:30:52,666 --> 01:30:55,000 你要去做配對，我當然不會阻止你 1504 01:30:55,791 --> 01:30:56,875 但我還是要說 1505 01:30:57,416 --> 01:31:00,000 你跟葉子配對成功的機率真的太低了 1506 01:31:00,083 --> 01:31:02,250 就算機率很低，但還是有機會啊 1507 01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:03,875 那如果配對成功了咧？ 1508 01:31:03,958 --> 01:31:05,166 一旦配對成功 1509 01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:06,708 我會馬上安排手術 1510 01:31:06,791 --> 01:31:08,083 你想捐贈是好事 1511 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:10,208 但如果失敗的話 1512 01:31:10,291 --> 01:31:11,833 也可以幫助其他病患 1513 01:31:12,541 --> 01:31:13,458 你決定好了嗎？ 1514 01:31:23,916 --> 01:31:25,875 你上次說只做了一件事就回來 1515 01:31:27,375 --> 01:31:28,750 那你還有什麼想做的嗎？ 1516 01:31:35,333 --> 01:31:36,208 你不要動啦 1517 01:31:36,291 --> 01:31:37,291 你要起來啊？ 1518 01:31:37,375 --> 01:31:38,333 我幫你弄啦 1519 01:31:38,416 --> 01:31:39,291 在哪裡啊？ 1520 01:31:40,125 --> 01:31:40,958 在這裡嗎？ 1521 01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:43,625 會不會我一按，然後它… 1522 01:31:44,208 --> 01:31:45,208 把你夾起來？ 1523 01:31:48,250 --> 01:31:49,708 就會變夾心吐司 1524 01:32:05,916 --> 01:32:07,166 我想要變成你 1525 01:32:10,541 --> 01:32:11,500 想要變成我？ 1526 01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:14,083 為什麼？ 1527 01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:19,333 因為我很羨慕你 1528 01:32:24,958 --> 01:32:25,875 游芸芸 1529 01:32:25,958 --> 01:32:27,208 -有 -好 1530 01:32:27,291 --> 01:32:29,333 -葉梓潔 -有 1531 01:32:34,625 --> 01:32:36,041 我們班有兩個葉梓潔欸 1532 01:32:36,708 --> 01:32:37,708 好酷喔 1533 01:32:37,791 --> 01:32:39,041 你們大家不要搞錯喔 1534 01:32:39,125 --> 01:32:40,875 等一下…我忘記自我介紹，對不起 1535 01:32:40,958 --> 01:32:41,916 我叫宮能安 1536 01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:42,833 「白宮」的「宮」 1537 01:32:42,916 --> 01:32:43,875 因為生病 1538 01:32:43,958 --> 01:32:46,291 -大家可以叫我老宮 -我休學一年 1539 01:32:47,708 --> 01:32:50,291 這件事只有班導知道 1540 01:32:51,375 --> 01:32:52,375 我不說 1541 01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:55,291 -是希望能跟大家一樣 -幹嘛啦？ 1542 01:32:55,375 --> 01:32:56,583 -對啊 -當一個正常人 1543 01:32:56,666 --> 01:32:57,916 「你幹嘛啦？這樣怎麼走啦？」 1544 01:32:58,000 --> 01:32:58,833 煩不煩啊？ 1545 01:32:58,916 --> 01:33:00,000 「煩不煩啊？」 1546 01:33:00,083 --> 01:33:02,958 葉子杰，你不要造成別人的困擾 1547 01:33:03,041 --> 01:33:05,208 -我哪有？ -把你的口罩戴好 1548 01:33:05,291 --> 01:33:07,333 你幹嘛針對我？他也沒戴啊 1549 01:33:07,416 --> 01:33:08,291 我有戴啊 1550 01:33:08,375 --> 01:33:09,333 他有戴啊 1551 01:33:09,416 --> 01:33:11,625 -我也有戴啊 -不好笑 1552 01:33:11,708 --> 01:33:13,541 -那是你的嘴巴嗎？ -快攻 1553 01:33:16,291 --> 01:33:17,291 這一年 1554 01:33:18,208 --> 01:33:19,916 我每天都在倒數 1555 01:33:20,625 --> 01:33:22,791 期待11月16趕快來 1556 01:33:24,625 --> 01:33:26,000 等觀察期一過 1557 01:33:26,750 --> 01:33:28,041 我就可以像你一樣 1558 01:33:28,791 --> 01:33:30,041 開心地笑 1559 01:33:30,958 --> 01:33:31,791 用力地跑 1560 01:33:33,541 --> 01:33:36,541 能夠開開心心地去做想做的事 1561 01:33:37,916 --> 01:33:38,958 因為我也喜歡你 1562 01:33:39,500 --> 01:33:40,958 你可不可以也喜歡我？ 1563 01:33:48,833 --> 01:33:49,958 你知道嗎？ 1564 01:33:51,875 --> 01:33:53,625 其實我有白血病 1565 01:33:56,208 --> 01:33:58,375 所以我每天都很小心地活著 1566 01:34:03,875 --> 01:34:05,458 但是認識你之後 1567 01:34:06,250 --> 01:34:07,333 我發現 1568 01:34:09,625 --> 01:34:11,625 有些事好像現在這樣也不錯 1569 01:34:16,666 --> 01:34:19,916 我不知道以後會不會是我想像中的以後 1570 01:34:21,791 --> 01:34:23,000 但至少… 1571 01:34:25,541 --> 01:34:26,375 現在… 1572 01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:33,375 也很好 1573 01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:40,000 你今天精神看起來好很多 1574 01:35:41,583 --> 01:35:42,750 我感覺好多了 1575 01:35:43,541 --> 01:35:44,500 那就好 1576 01:35:50,333 --> 01:35:52,583 對了，我收到陳立的信了 1577 01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:53,916 -是喔？ -嗯 1578 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:54,833 他寫了什麼？ 1579 01:35:58,000 --> 01:36:00,916 他說畢業後想快點考到駕照 1580 01:36:02,166 --> 01:36:04,291 想要夜唱不被查身分證 1581 01:36:05,458 --> 01:36:06,958 他說大學 1582 01:36:08,541 --> 01:36:10,375 希望可以跟我去同一種社團 1583 01:36:15,333 --> 01:36:18,583 他還說等他癲癇好一點 1584 01:36:19,500 --> 01:36:21,708 希望可以快點考到潛水執照 1585 01:36:27,250 --> 01:36:29,125 他還希望大學畢業之後 1586 01:36:30,458 --> 01:36:32,666 可以跟我去同一家公司上班 1587 01:36:39,666 --> 01:36:40,875 他說好多以後 1588 01:36:57,958 --> 01:36:59,250 這個送你 1589 01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:01,833 這什麼？ 1590 01:37:12,416 --> 01:37:14,041 這樣你就變成我啦 1591 01:37:23,708 --> 01:37:25,375 「葉子杰」 1592 01:37:28,625 --> 01:37:30,791 為什麼配偶欄也是你的名字？ 1593 01:37:31,708 --> 01:37:32,833 真的假的？ 1594 01:37:33,458 --> 01:37:34,375 可能我搞錯了 1595 01:37:34,458 --> 01:37:35,375 不然我重做一張給你？ 1596 01:37:40,250 --> 01:37:41,125 不用啦 1597 01:37:41,208 --> 01:37:42,041 那… 1598 01:37:43,083 --> 01:37:44,875 現在除了變成我以外 1599 01:37:44,958 --> 01:37:46,375 你還有什麼想做的嗎？ 1600 01:37:50,416 --> 01:37:52,041 你可以再說一次 1601 01:37:52,125 --> 01:37:53,250 上次我去找你的時候 1602 01:37:53,333 --> 01:37:54,750 你還沒講完的話嗎？ 1603 01:37:58,250 --> 01:37:59,083 好啊 1604 01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:02,625 我要從哪裡開始說呢？ 1605 01:38:03,166 --> 01:38:04,166 我想想 1606 01:38:05,750 --> 01:38:06,583 我說 1607 01:38:08,833 --> 01:38:10,250 我認識了一個女孩 1608 01:38:12,375 --> 01:38:14,083 她總是覺得什麼都不好笑 1609 01:38:17,875 --> 01:38:18,791 但是她不知道 1610 01:38:19,958 --> 01:38:21,166 她笑起來的樣子 1611 01:38:22,250 --> 01:38:23,458 真的很好看 1612 01:38:30,791 --> 01:38:31,708 之前我… 1613 01:38:32,625 --> 01:38:34,333 我很討厭人家跟我講以後 1614 01:38:36,625 --> 01:38:37,958 但是認識你之後 1615 01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:41,708 我開始很期待以後 1616 01:38:56,458 --> 01:38:58,291 我現在真的很喜歡你 1617 01:39:01,833 --> 01:39:03,541 我以後也會繼續喜歡你 1618 01:39:14,666 --> 01:39:17,375 我們一起去看以後會長什麼樣子，好不好？ 1619 01:39:21,250 --> 01:39:22,291 我真的… 1620 01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:31,083 我真的好想… 1621 01:39:33,458 --> 01:39:35,250 看到以後喔 1622 01:40:46,333 --> 01:40:47,166 好啊，那… 1623 01:40:47,750 --> 01:40:49,166 我已經習慣吃這種清淡的 1624 01:40:49,791 --> 01:40:51,791 我覺得這樣就很好吃了啦，真的 1625 01:40:51,875 --> 01:40:52,958 那多吃點 1626 01:40:53,041 --> 01:40:53,875 好 1627 01:40:55,375 --> 01:40:57,583 謝謝你那時候為葉子做這麼多 1628 01:40:58,208 --> 01:40:59,291 不會啦 1629 01:41:01,625 --> 01:41:03,833 -最近還有沒有在練身體啊？ -有 1630 01:41:04,708 --> 01:41:05,541 你不要逗人家啦 1631 01:41:05,625 --> 01:41:07,083 我看看，這麼壯喔 1632 01:41:07,166 --> 01:41:09,208 你自己五下都做不起來，你叫人家做 1633 01:41:09,833 --> 01:41:11,250 我至少可以做十下 1634 01:41:11,333 --> 01:41:12,833 -好不好？ -最好是… 1635 01:41:13,875 --> 01:41:14,708 學長 1636 01:41:15,375 --> 01:41:16,916 我等一下可以去葉子房間看看嗎？ 1637 01:41:43,791 --> 01:41:45,916 不好笑… 1638 01:42:29,500 --> 01:42:31,041 那我們等下就下去寄信 1639 01:42:31,958 --> 01:42:32,791 好 1640 01:42:33,416 --> 01:42:34,250 對了 1641 01:42:34,333 --> 01:42:35,958 你上次那個昏倒的女朋友 1642 01:42:36,041 --> 01:42:36,875 後來還好嗎？ 1643 01:42:39,833 --> 01:42:41,416 很好啊，她現在很好 1644 01:42:51,083 --> 01:42:53,750 我在腦海中練習過太多次你的離開 1645 01:42:55,250 --> 01:42:56,458 但這份遺憾 1646 01:42:56,541 --> 01:42:58,791 好像永遠都沒辦法做好準備 1647 01:43:01,666 --> 01:43:02,500 對了 1648 01:43:02,583 --> 01:43:03,416 想告訴你 1649 01:43:03,500 --> 01:43:05,541 我今天做了一件特別的事情 1650 01:43:06,333 --> 01:43:08,083 還有好多事想跟你說 1651 01:43:09,791 --> 01:43:11,125 所以我寫在了信裡 1652 01:43:11,208 --> 01:43:12,750 你家是沒有調味料喔？ 1653 01:43:12,833 --> 01:43:13,875 還是你有癌症？ 1654 01:43:14,791 --> 01:43:15,625 不好笑 1655 01:43:17,833 --> 01:43:19,791 車子停不停是我可以控制的嗎？ 1656 01:43:25,666 --> 01:43:26,958 你說你想變成我 1657 01:43:27,750 --> 01:43:29,958 其實，我才想像你一樣 1658 01:43:31,458 --> 01:43:32,458 擁有一顆愛人 1659 01:43:33,708 --> 01:43:34,541 堅強 1660 01:43:35,541 --> 01:43:36,666 又勇敢的心 1661 01:43:50,041 --> 01:43:51,333 因為你的出現 1662 01:43:52,125 --> 01:43:55,083 終於，我開始期待明天 1663 01:43:56,666 --> 01:43:59,083 期待那些以前我最討厭的以後 1664 01:44:04,500 --> 01:44:06,458 以後如果你不吃午餐 1665 01:44:06,541 --> 01:44:07,875 以後如果你要翹課 1666 01:44:07,958 --> 01:44:09,375 以後如果你不想要我雞婆的話 1667 01:44:09,458 --> 01:44:10,458 我以後… 1668 01:44:12,041 --> 01:44:13,333 他說好多以後 1669 01:44:25,625 --> 01:44:27,916 以後我是葉梓潔 1670 01:44:29,083 --> 01:44:30,375 我會帶著你一起 1671 01:44:30,458 --> 01:44:32,916 去看更多你來不及看到的以後 1672 01:44:36,541 --> 01:44:38,083 -你是有病喔？ -對…都我 1673 01:44:38,166 --> 01:44:39,333 就是有病才會喜歡你啦 1674 01:44:40,291 --> 01:44:41,458 還有你知道嗎？ 1675 01:44:43,333 --> 01:44:45,333 那天我終於知道你說的 1676 01:44:46,208 --> 01:44:48,166 「有病才會喜歡你」的意思了 1677 01:44:49,250 --> 01:44:50,500 但那個時候 1678 01:44:51,083 --> 01:44:52,375 我只猜對了一半 1679 01:44:53,500 --> 01:44:55,791 （郵） 1680 01:44:55,875 --> 01:44:57,875 一直到知道你生病之後 1681 01:44:59,458 --> 01:45:01,208 我才真正明白你的意思 1682 01:45:27,208 --> 01:45:29,833 我真的好希望時間就停在那一刻 1683 01:45:36,083 --> 01:45:37,083 不是現在 1684 01:45:37,875 --> 01:45:38,875 也不是以後 1685 01:45:49,666 --> 01:45:50,500 是永遠 102730