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♪♪
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♪ Archie ♪
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♪ Bok, bok, bok, bok, bok ♪
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♪ And Robot Chicken, yeah ♪
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♪ The combo you've
been waiting for ♪
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♪ Jughead ♪
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♪ Bok, bok, bok, bok, bok ♪
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♪ Oh, Betty, Ronnie ♪
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♪ Bok, bok, bok, bok, bok ♪
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♪ Reggie and the other ones ♪
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♪ God, there are so many
other ones ♪
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Announcer: It's the
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"Robot Chicken
Archie Comics Special."
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We've picked up
a distress signal nearby.
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-It's coming from that ship.
-It's our duty to investigate.
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Josie, we'll be late
for Pluto-chella.
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[ Giggles ] I thought
Venus-palooza was next.
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That's after Burning Mars.
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Did we commit
to Uranus Aid?
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Oh, for Christ's sake.
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We got to fix
the laugh track, guys.
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Hello!
The distress call.
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Speaking of distress,
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we forgot to take Sebastian
out of cryo sleep.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Guide it in the back door,
Alan, gently.
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Actually, Josie, it's
the other ship's job to relax.
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Thank you very much.
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Oh, yeah! Baby!
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Say, where's Alan M.?
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[ Giggles ] He said
he spilled a coconut smoothie
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on his lap,
and then he fell asleep.
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We don't have
coconut smoothies.
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Hm, no sign of life.
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I guess I can re-route
the auxiliary power
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so we can see
their last flight log.
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It worked!
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Hey, y'all, this is
D.J. from DuJour
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coming at you with
the c-c-c-crisis!
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DuJour?
I heard their record company
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shot them into space
after their unique brand of
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top 40 homo-erotica
fell out of favor.
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What do you mean?
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"Back Door Lover" is a classic.
So is "Fisting in the USA."
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Yo, what's up with
your boy Travis?
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Bummer times on
our journey.
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And we're here with
a wickity wickity warning.
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Oh, God.
They're going to sing.
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♪♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ I'll take you
to the stars inside ♪
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♪ But the price is
much too steep ♪
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DuJour means may day.
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♪ Aboard our ship,
our souls so damned ♪
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♪ Lurks a danger known as ♪
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-Oooh!
-DuJour!
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[ Screaming ]
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DuJour meets death, y'all.
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Lee? They must have said
a bad word.
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[ All screaming ]
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-Oh, God!
-What the?!
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Aah!
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Okay, people, we've got just
five minutes for corpse selfies,
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and then we're back on the road.
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[ Camera shutters clicking ]
Okay, big smiles.
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Selfie!
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Mary, I'm home.
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Dinner's cold, but I suppose
you ate at the bar.
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Oh, God, I had one beer.
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How much sherry did you
pound down making that
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two ingredient meat loaf?
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Don't raise your voice.
You're scaring little Archie.
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Oh, you noticed
we had a child?
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Now that it's convenient?
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I play with him
all day long, Fred.
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I got bruises
on my knees.
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I'm on the floor
playing with him so much.
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Oh, you've got bruises
all right.
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[ Sobs ]
From falling down drunk
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from sherry,
drinking it.
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You know what?
I want a divorce.
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And I'm taking Archie.
Archie, come to me.
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No, I'm the only mother
you'll ever have.
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Come to Mommy.
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Archie, you love me.
Prove it. Choose me.
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No, Archie, come to me.
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Choose the one you
love the most.
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Don't you fuck
this up, Archie.
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Come to me!
Come to me!
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[ Crying ]
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Oh, God, oh, God.
What have we done?
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I'm so sorry, Archie.
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I'm sorry, Mary.
Let it be okay.
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Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
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I'm so sorry. Oh, Fred,
we've scarred them for life.
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You'll be fine, won't you, son?
You'll -- you'll be okay.
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You have to choose Archie,
me or Veronica.
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Uh, uh, uh...
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[ Sobs ]
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Uh, what the hell is
wrong with him?
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Today is Sex Education Day,
class.
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The boys are with
Principal Weatherbee,
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the poor bastard.
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And I'll be teaching you ladies.
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This is the vagina.
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[ Gasps ]
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We've lost Miss Cooper.
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Any other shrinking violets
ready to tap out?
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Excuse me, but shouldn't
we learn about sex
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from someone...experienced?
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I think what Veronica means is
the modern sexual experience
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is likely somewhat different
than what you grew up with.
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I'll have you know
I had sex last week.
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[ All gasp ]
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Shudders ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Shudders ]
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Team work, boys.
Team work.
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Let me juggle them balls.
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Yep, that's hot.
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Oh, the hell with this.
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I wonder how the Bee
is doing.
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Raise your hand
if you've seen porn.
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It will never be that good.
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Man: Let the first annual
Riverdale Pride parade begin.
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Pride Day!
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We support you!
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Great bravery, Kevin!
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Yeah, baby!
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Man: And that concludes
the Riverdale Pride parade.
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That went
so much better
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than our Black History Month
parade, right?
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Yeah, a Black history parade
with our only Black guy
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kind of sucked, Chuck.
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You knew
I was out of town.
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Miss Spellman!
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Are you ready to sign
the Book of the Beast?!
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Mm, I don't know.
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This decision will affect
my entire life.
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-Do it!
-Do it!
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[ All clamoring ]
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Oh...
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18% interest
on a student loan?
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That's bullshit.
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What's up, fart sticks?
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It's your boy, the myth,
the legend, the mantle, Reggie.
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[ Bells ringing ]
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Announcer: That's a big boy.
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I'm here at
Sweetwater River Trail
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to show you all the places
I've totally s-s-s-scored!
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Like behind that tree
and that smaller tree.
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And -- what the hell is this?
Is that Jason?
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Jason, are you dead, dude?
Oh, man.
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Did you pork your sister
so many times
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you kill-basa'd over?
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[ Ringing ]
[ Laughs ]
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Incest is hilarious, man.
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That's some
"Game of Thrones" shit.
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Well, there you have it,
nug muffins.
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All the places I've gone to
Poundtown and a dead body!
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Hey, anyone see
Principal Weatherbee
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come out of the bathroom with
toilet paper stuck on his shoe?
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What a loser.
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Don't you mean
poor, old, and fat loser?
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That's the loser
hat trick.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Sighs ]
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♪ Mr. Weatherbee wakes
each day before the sun ♪
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Here we go again.
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♪ He boils his egg, making sure
the yolk does not run ♪
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♪ Or he'll have no fun ♪
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[ Sighs ]
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♪ Mr. Weatherbee, he gets
dressed, picking out a tie ♪
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Here we go.
You got this.
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♪ This he thinks is the way
to catch Miss Grundy's eye ♪
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♪ But he knows
she's rather die ♪
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Piece of shit.
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♪ He goes to work,
which is a school ♪
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♪ So he feels rather caught ♪
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♪ Not a man and not a boy ♪
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♪ His life is rather fraught ♪
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♪ He neither teaches
nor is taught ♪
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♪ He'll see Miss Grundy
in the lounge ♪
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♪ Sipping her hot tea ♪
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♪ If only he were the tea
so in her mouth he'd be ♪
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♪ Her tongue so slippery ♪
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What are you
looking at?
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♪ Mr. Weatherbee
walks the halls ♪
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♪ The kids will ignore him ♪
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♪ His loneliness unbearable ♪
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♪ This life is wearing thin ♪
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♪ Maybe tonight
he'll make it end ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ The red haired
he hates the most ♪
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♪ But it's really jealousy ♪
Archie!
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♪ For Weatherbee would like
to be the one ♪
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♪ To have Veronica or Betty ♪
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♪ Or Veronica and Betty ♪
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Their faces
practically the same
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♪ Differing only by
color of their hair ♪
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♪ He imagines their
smooth young bodies ♪
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♪ He wishes he were
their underwear ♪
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[ Bell rings ]
♪ Suddenly the school
bell rings ♪
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♪ Waking him from his reverie ♪
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♪ He looks down
at his open pants ♪
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♪ The erection plain to see ♪
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♪ They all scream,
"Look at him!" ♪
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♪ The news helicopter overhead
circles endlessly ♪
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♪ Gently placed in the police
car is Mr. Weatherbee ♪
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My phone.
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♪ The monster Weatherbee ♪
Anyone would have done it.
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I'm just a man.
I'm just a man.
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What's up, taint tubas?
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So it turns out the people
aren't huge fans of me
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live streaming
dead bodies to children.
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I "legally" apologize.
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[ Ding ]
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[ Horns blowing ]
Oh, yeah!
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So join me tomorrow
when I'll be taking a dump
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in Betty and Veronica's
shoes to see
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which one Archie
would rather smell.
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Hey, Moose.
Hey, Midge.
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She's mine!
Aaah!
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Don't ever talk
to my Midge!
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Moose!
Stop being so jealous.
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Duh...
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Interesting.
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"You know who is hot?
Midge from Riverdale.
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I want to kiss Midge."
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Aaah!
Aaah!
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My Midge!
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Duh, duh, duh, duh.
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Duh, duh, duh, duh.
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No!
Duh, duh, duh!
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Duh!
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Incredible!
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Even the Green Berets
couldn't cause
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this much damage, Midge.
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Midge?
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Aaaah!
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My Midge!
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Incredible!
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Well, I'll be damned.
We had coconut smoothies
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this whole time.
Ooh!
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Sebastian's done.
[ Giggles ] Ooh!
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That's some hot pussy.
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[ Beeping ]
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Something's wrong
in the engine room.
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Alex, go check it out.
Uh, why do I have to go?
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Because somebody needs to play
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the "Checking out
the engine room" song,
253
00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,728
and you're a talentless hack.
254
00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,228
Yeah, got me there.
255
00:09:23,295 --> 00:09:25,898
♪ Engine room, engine room ♪
256
00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:28,434
♪ We sent Alex
to the engine room ♪
257
00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:31,370
♪ He's going to check it out,
that engine room ♪
258
00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,205
Guys, I don't see anything.
259
00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:35,809
♪ Keep on checking
that engine room ♪
260
00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,477
Who's there?
261
00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:38,544
Aaaah!
262
00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,012
♪ Engine room ♪
263
00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,614
Aw, you're not dangerous.
264
00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,015
You're a friendly
little fella.
265
00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,383
[ Roars ]
266
00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,520
Although this is unsettling.
267
00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:48,921
♪ Engine room ♪
268
00:09:48,987 --> 00:09:51,590
♪ Everything's fine
in the engine room ♪
269
00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:53,492
-Oh, no!
-♪ Talking about ♪
270
00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,361
♪ That engine room, yeah ♪
271
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,063
Alan!
Alexander's dead.
272
00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:01,234
I'm an only child now
with double the inheritance.
273
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,968
Oh, no.
Sis, sis.
274
00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:06,205
Why, Alexander?
275
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,176
Whatever killed DuJour
is on this ship now.
276
00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,310
Whoo!
277
00:10:12,377 --> 00:10:14,480
Lace up your running shoes,
gang, because it's time for a...
278
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,014
All: Chase montage!
279
00:10:16,081 --> 00:10:18,117
♪ Chase montage,
let's run and run ♪
280
00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:24,057
♪♪
281
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,326
Ooh, escape pod!
282
00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:28,327
Whoo!
283
00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:31,932
♪ Space fromage is
yum, yum, yum ♪
284
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,901
[ Screams ]
285
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,873
[ Beeping ]
286
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,141
[ Whirring ]
287
00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,676
♪ Recycled gags will
pack our scripts ♪
288
00:10:44,743 --> 00:10:47,180
♪ Hanna-Barbera,
the comedy grip ♪
289
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,281
Ow! My tail!
290
00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,517
Valerie,
our tails are not real.
291
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:52,987
Mine was a butt plug.
292
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,322
Val!
Oh!
293
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,225
No!
Josie, get back!
294
00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:06,899
Alan, everyone's dead.
What do we do now?
295
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:10,703
Well, I'm still in the mood
for splitting things in half.
296
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,238
Huh? Yeah.
Oh, Alan.
297
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,841
No?
298
00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:20,613
Hey, girl, when did
you get flippers?
299
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,282
What?
300
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,216
[ Screams ]
301
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,518
[ Screams ]
302
00:11:24,585 --> 00:11:30,456
Oh, I'm so stressed.
I've got the squirties.
303
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,324
My sister
Polly comes home today.
304
00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:34,160
Oh, yeah,
from the insane asylum.
305
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,195
We call it the hospital.
306
00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:38,698
But yes, she always
makes life so difficult.
307
00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:41,000
Blam! Dun-da-na-na!
308
00:11:41,066 --> 00:11:42,769
Polly Cooper's home,
skanks.
309
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:43,736
Ugh.
310
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:45,471
For the purposes of this sketch,
311
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,074
I will be playing
the role of Polly Cooper.
312
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:51,311
♪ I am Polly Cooper,
I am Polly Cooper ♪
313
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,078
No!
This is confusing.
314
00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:55,180
It doesn't track,
and I don't follow the logic.
315
00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:59,752
Damn! When do we get
a studio audience? Hey!
316
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,154
[ Record needle scratches ]
What up, sis?!
317
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,589
Polly, hey,
welcome home.
318
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:06,024
Veronica Lodge,
you still got hemorrhoids
319
00:12:06,091 --> 00:12:08,494
from shitting
all them diamonds?
320
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,528
Yes.
Fuck Head!
321
00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:11,697
Oh, fuck.
Can't miss you in a crowd
322
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,599
with a nose
like Pinocchio's dick.
323
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,101
Nice crown, asshole!
324
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,769
It's called
a whoopy cap!
325
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,172
I'll bust a whoopy cap
in your ass!
326
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,407
Garcon, let me get
a fucking milkshake.
327
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,942
Sure thing, Polly.
Cherry on top?
328
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:25,177
No, thanks.
I'll just use Betty's.
329
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,480
La-la-la-la!
Polly, stop it!
330
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,649
Stop hogging it, you fucking
virgin! [ Laughs ]
331
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:32,318
Oh, I love
when Polly's home.
332
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:35,488
Oh, she's just
so exasperating, Archie.
333
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,956
I know
how you feel, Betty.
334
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:39,358
It's probably how I feel
talking about your sister
335
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,794
instead of watching
this John Wick movie.
336
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,062
Aaah!
Jesus fuck!
337
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:44,764
How many times I got to
tell you, Andrews,
338
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:47,066
keep your ginger
freckle gutter DNA
339
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,668
out of our
superior gene pool!
340
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,103
Damn it, Polly!
341
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,170
[ Sobs ]
Yeah!
342
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:53,105
Go clean the orange pubes
out of your teeth
343
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:55,241
before mom finds out!
344
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,175
Polly, please be
nice to Betty.
345
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:57,877
She's going
through a lot.
346
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,445
Oh, fuck. Menopause?
347
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,080
She drank half
a rhubarb spritzer
348
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,415
and sent a nude pic
to Reggie.
349
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,551
He and the football team
have been slut shaming her.
350
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,188
They been fuckin' what?
351
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,588
[ Grunts ]
352
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,890
Polly Cooper?!
This is the boys locker room!
353
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,260
Guess she's a whore
just like her sister.
354
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,461
[ Grunting ]
355
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,796
My hair!
356
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,164
Shit.
357
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,033
Aaah!
358
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,568
[ Screams ]
359
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:22,368
[ Toilet flushes ]
360
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,637
Aaah!
361
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,906
Blam! Pow! Bang! Aah!
362
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,509
[ Grunting ]
363
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,944
What is going on?!
364
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,413
[ Panting ]
Oh, you want some of this shit?
365
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,815
I didn't see
anything, Polly.
366
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,317
We're cool.
It's cool. It's all cool.
367
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,185
Oops.
I got your throat.
368
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:42,188
Oh, come on, man.
It wasn't personal.
369
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:43,722
I'm the antagonist,
you see?
370
00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:45,792
Without me, nothing would ever
happen at this school.
371
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:46,992
Damn right.
372
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:48,528
Without you,
this wouldn't happen.
373
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:49,562
[ Screams ]
374
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,166
[ Grunting ]
375
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,867
Polly!
376
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,768
You did this for me?
377
00:13:56,835 --> 00:14:00,272
Hot blonde white girls got zero
advantages in life, Betty.
378
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,475
We got to stick together.
379
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,843
Na-la-la-la-la-la!
380
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:04,877
Get out of there!
381
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:05,845
[ Cheers and applause ]
Bravo!
382
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,046
Encore!
383
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,180
Bravo!
Guys and ladies.
384
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:11,719
Best "Robot Chicken" special
I've ever seen!
385
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:16,789
♪ Betty Cooper was
my high school sweetheart ♪
386
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,692
♪ She had blue eyes
and hair like gold ♪
387
00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:24,230
♪ But Veronica Lodge
let me have sex with her ♪
388
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:27,667
♪ And my love for Betty,
it turned cold ♪
389
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:31,136
♪ Then one day
Veronica told me ♪
390
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:34,806
♪ She was pregnant
and the babe was mine ♪
391
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:39,912
♪ She said, "Let's run off away
together and leave Riverdale" ♪
392
00:14:39,978 --> 00:14:42,347
♪ And all our friends behind ♪
393
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:46,051
♪ I was scared, sir,
I was just a boy now ♪
394
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:49,721
♪ I had been a junior
in high school my whole life ♪
395
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:53,125
♪ I'm not lying or exaggerating
when I say ♪
396
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:56,995
♪ I've been in high school
for my whole life ♪
397
00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,966
♪ I told Veronica,
"Hey, we ain't got no money" ♪
398
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:04,737
♪ She smiled and said,
"That's all right" ♪
399
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:07,773
♪ My daddy's safe is behind
a painting ♪
400
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:12,111
♪ We'll take his money
and run away tonight ♪
401
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,581
♪ Well, Mr. Lodge,
he must have heard us ♪
402
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:19,518
♪ He stood in that doorway
raising hell ♪
403
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:22,821
♪ I never saw Veronica
raise that shotgun ♪
404
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:26,826
♪ But I watched
that old man as he fell ♪
405
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:30,763
♪ She was laughing like
a demon ♪
406
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:34,000
♪ And a shiver ran up my spine ♪
407
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:37,737
♪ But we made love
beside her dead father ♪
408
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:41,473
♪ And together we stepped
across that line ♪
409
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:45,044
♪ We went on killing,
just killing and killing ♪
410
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:49,248
♪ Making love in the blood
that we spilled ♪
411
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:52,985
♪ I shot Jughead,
she shot Hot Dog ♪
412
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:56,488
♪ Not even shooting Reggie
left us fulfilled ♪
413
00:15:56,555 --> 00:16:00,192
♪ We blew Moose's head off,
but he was too dumb to notice ♪
414
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:03,662
♪ But I guess he could
still feel jealousy ♪
415
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:07,132
♪ So when we set our sights
on his girlfriend ♪
416
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:11,203
♪ Moose put an end
to our killing spree ♪
417
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:14,473
♪ I don't know what
really drove us ♪
418
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:18,210
♪ To take all those lives
so carelessly ♪
419
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:21,880
♪ I'd say keeping someone in
high school forever and ever ♪
420
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:25,818
♪ Will cause some people
to break down mentally ♪
421
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:29,755
♪ Now burning
in the fires of hell, Lord ♪
422
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:33,325
♪ And forever will
I scream and cry ♪
423
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:36,562
♪ But at least
I'm no longer a junior ♪
424
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:41,734
♪ I finally graduated
from Riverdale High ♪
425
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:42,702
[ Cheers and applause ]
426
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,805
Hello, Venus.
Meet my penis.
427
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,241
Let's make our own Milky Way.
428
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,775
What the hell?
429
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,911
Holy extinction event!
430
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,979
Nerd panic grips Riverdale.
431
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,882
Local White Urkel spies
death from above.
432
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,352
We join his Instagram Live
already in progress.
433
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,487
There's only moments left
to live, people!
434
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,190
Jack 'em if you got 'em.
This is not a drill!
435
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,525
Back to you in the studio, Jim.
436
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,429
Well, folks, you heard him.
437
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,067
[ Screaming ]
438
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,336
Archie!
439
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,803
Betty!
440
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,405
Oh, Archie-kins!
441
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,707
Archie, the world
is literally ending.
442
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,177
You need to decide.
Me or Veronica.
443
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,312
Once and for all,
pick one of us.
444
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,580
There's no --
Veronica.
445
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,514
[ Gasps ] What?
What?
446
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,015
Veronica.
I choose Veronica.
447
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:33,620
Rich, mean, sexy, full bush.
Yeah, final answer.
448
00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:34,420
Veronica.
449
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,354
What?!
Yes!
450
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,089
Whoa! Oh!
451
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,658
Aaah! Do over.
Sorry, do over.
452
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,494
I choose Betty.
Wait. Do over.
453
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,295
Cheryl.
454
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,097
[ Screams ]
455
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,600
Okay, final answer is Betty.
Definitely Betty.
456
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,670
Is your sister home?
No. Betty. Betty.
457
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,638
I hate you so much.
458
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,574
[ Gun cocks ]
I am not letting this country
459
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,442
down twice.
460
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,845
Never forget!
461
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,881
Oh, shit!
462
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:04,283
[ Screaming ]
463
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:05,951
Oh, shit, fam.
464
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,655
This is your boy Reg dog
vlogging an alien invasion.
465
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:09,922
[ Horns honking ]
466
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,625
Watch me get an interview
with that flappy bitch.
467
00:18:11,692 --> 00:18:12,826
For science.
468
00:18:12,893 --> 00:18:14,294
Reggie, no!
469
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,528
They're dangerous!
470
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,330
Dangerous
is my maiden name.
471
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,967
[ Grunting ]
472
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,470
-Oh!
-[ Gasps ]
473
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,639
The aliens are allergic
to Reggie.
474
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,207
Also R.I.P. Reggie.
475
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,543
The secret you defeating them
must have something
476
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,011
to do with Reggie.
477
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:34,246
We're going to need more
brain power to figure this out.
478
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:35,515
-Dilton!
-Dilton, let us in!
479
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,351
Uh, what?
480
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,451
Aaah!
481
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,887
There's coconut smoothie
everywhere.
482
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,521
This kid can party.
483
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,857
Grab his microscope, Betty.
He's coming with us.
484
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,127
[ Mumbling indistinctly ]
485
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,063
Get off my car,
you little freaks!
486
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,600
It has 50 more payments on it.
487
00:18:52,733 --> 00:18:54,134
My car!
488
00:18:58,071 --> 00:18:59,639
[ Grunts ]
489
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,307
Josie McCoy?!
490
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,976
Here on
Pluto-chella weekend?
491
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,178
The Pussycats split up
over creative differences,
492
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,513
uh, and they're dead.
493
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,614
No!
494
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,183
Need a bass player?
495
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,152
[ Bass plays ]
496
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,353
Damn, Miss Grundy!
497
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,922
Now stand back
and watch this drive.
498
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,493
Hm, Reggie definitely had
a virus of some kind.
499
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,595
Herpes.
He was so proud of it.
500
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:26,031
Maybe the herpes virus
is deadly to the Bleeps.
501
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,367
Ah! If we only knew
more about herpes.
502
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,338
What?! I taught you
all about it in sex ed!
503
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,775
Oh, for -- children,
gather round.
504
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,177
Who here had
sex with Reggie?
505
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,946
And who here had sex
with Betty?
506
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:44,216
And who here had sex
with Archie?
507
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,351
Oh, you filthy little
Petri dishes.
508
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,621
Miss Grundy, I had sex
with you, too, remember?
509
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,456
[ All gasping ]
510
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,693
Never mind that.
Let's kill those Bleeps!
511
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,161
[ Cheering ]
512
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,695
Oof, dodged that bullet.
513
00:19:56,762 --> 00:20:00,566
Ch-ch-ch-charge,
motherfuckers!
514
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,036
[ Screaming ]
515
00:20:03,804 --> 00:20:05,573
Mwah, mwah.
516
00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:10,711
[ Gasps ]
517
00:20:11,445 --> 00:20:13,080
[ Grunting ]
518
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,751
Hot Dog, what are you doing?
Herpes is a people disease!
519
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,255
[ Screams ]
520
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,556
[ Screams ]
521
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,126
Why didn't I just fuck Archie
when I had the chance?
522
00:20:26,193 --> 00:20:28,795
[ Guitar plays ]
523
00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:30,095
That's right.
524
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,431
Nothing leads you
into a life of herpes
525
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:34,032
like rock and roll.
526
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:37,705
Welcome to the Herpes party!
Open wide!
527
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,445
Looks like we
got 'em all.
528
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:49,415
We won! We won!
[ Laughs ] Yeah!
529
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,616
Huh?
530
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:54,921
Uh, blonde, full bush.
Uh, blonde, I don't know.
531
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:56,656
Archie, those
are the last two.
532
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:57,823
Finish this!
533
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,124
I can't decide.
534
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,829
You're a real piece of shit,
you know that?
535
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,864
[ Screams ]
536
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:06,800
[ Belches ]
537
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,503
[ Rumbling ]
538
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:16,842
Oh, my lifelong nightmare
is finally over!
539
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:19,212
Also rest in peace, Archie,
of course.
540
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,614
Hey, how's your ass
look in a cat suit?
541
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:24,150
No better
than this ass.
542
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:26,152
Whoo-hoo!
543
00:21:26,219 --> 00:21:27,320
♪ Archie's dead ♪
544
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,688
♪ Bok-bok-bok-bok ♪
545
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,022
♪ Reggie's dead ♪
546
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,457
♪ Veronica, too ♪
547
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:32,792
♪ Cheryl's dead ♪
548
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,260
♪ Bok-bok-bok-bok ♪
549
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:35,695
♪ What about Jughead? ♪
550
00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,764
♪ He's just goo ♪
551
00:21:37,831 --> 00:21:38,965
♪ Grundy lived ♪
552
00:21:39,032 --> 00:21:40,366
♪ Bok-bok-bok-bok ♪
553
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,968
♪ Betty lived ♪
554
00:21:42,035 --> 00:21:43,268
♪ Josie, too ♪
555
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:46,305
♪ Look for their mixed tape,
dropping soon ♪
556
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:48,508
♪ That's the end of
the Bleepin' Robot Chicken ♪
557
00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:50,343
♪ Archie Comic Special ♪
558
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,046
♪ Whoo ♪
559
00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:58,818
Apocalypse averted.
Thank you, herpes.
560
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,219
I've only been
in here a day.
561
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:02,188
What the hell is
going on out there?
562
00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:03,355
This just in.
563
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:05,525
In an historic moment,
Archie has chosen...
564
00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:06,659
Veronica.
565
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:09,062
No way.
Betty's got that ponytail.
566
00:22:09,129 --> 00:22:10,096
[ Sighs ]
567
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:12,600
I too have made
a decision.
568
00:22:15,369 --> 00:22:18,838
[ Gags, chokes ]
569
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,976
[ Chuckles ]
Veronica, man. No way.
570
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:24,577
[ Monkey chittering ]
571
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:25,913
Stupid monkey.
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