Original subtitles

这个人悬赏二十五万抓他回来 This guy has 25 grands reward on his head

所以那些线人都来告密 All informants will come and rat on him

不知道哪个说的是真的 哪个说的是假的 We don't know who is telling the truth

别理它是真的，还是假的 我们上去看看 - Who cares - Let's take a look

劲哥，那个人可能在上面 Brother Magnum, that guy might be upstairs

快收起来，怕人不知道你是警察 Hide it, you want to tell everybody that you are a cop

你守住这里 You stay here

趴下 Down!

下车 Get out!

各位嘉宾，各位同僚 Dear guests and colleagues,

我们今天在这儿 Today, we gather here

是要对一班在执行职务的时候 to pay highest respect to our colleagues who show

表现无比毅力、勇敢 perseverance, boldness,

领导能力的同僚作最崇高的敬意 and leadership in the line of duty

他们令到所有身为香港皇家警察 They make us look good for being

每一个成员同沾光彩 a member of the Royal Hong Kong Police Force

现在请警务处长颁发勋章 We ask the Commissioner to present the medals

Attention！ Attention!

Thank you Sir！ Thank you sir!

We.reproudofyou！ We are proud of you!

杨先生，你漏了包东西 谢谢 - Mr YYoung, you left something - Thank you

谢谢 Thank you

你真坏，大喇叭 把那个“哈哈袋”还给我 You are bad, Tuba Give me the laughing bag

怎样，又来买公仔面呀 What's up? Come here to buy instant noodles again

一天五餐公仔面 怪不得吃得你那么胖 You eat noodles every meal, no wonder you are so fat

你猜错了，今天吃火锅 You are wrong Today we are having hot pot

可惜你太晚收工，不然也请你来吃 Too bad you get off work so late, otherwise I'll ask you to join us

是呀，如果我早出生五六年 Right, if I am 5 or 6 years younger

还可以做你女朋友！ I can be your girlfriend too

是呀，我很老吗？ Right, I'm very old

我放些东西在这儿，David仔呢？ I put my stuff here, where's David?

在那边 Over there

大喇叭，你别捣蛋 Tuba, behave yourself

我做动作给你猜，看你猜不猜得中 I let you guess, see if you get guess it right

“掉” Sweep

“拔” Pull

“扯” Tear

“咬” Bite

到底是什么？ What is it then?

吃自己呀！ Eat yourself

大喇叭，告诉你，这次你走运啦 Tuba, I'm telling you, you get lucky this time

冲哥好不容易找到个女孩子介绍给你 很漂亮的 Brother Chung manage to find a girl to introduce to you, she's pretty

谢谢 Thanks

不用客气 No problem

喂，她们上来了 来…过来坐 - They are coming - Come and sit over here

大喇叭 Tuba

大嫂 Sister-in-law

大喇叭 Tuba

大嫂大 Big sister-in-law

大喇叭 Tuba

大大嫂，大嫂大大 大喇叭 - Big big sister-in-law, biggest big sister-in-law - Tuba

Hello，大喇叭，你好 Hello Tuba, how do you do?

对不起，我先去洗菜 Excuse me I'll go and wash the vegetables

我帮你 I'll help you

他们真是天生一对 They are a great couple

还是郎才女貌呢 Perfect match

Hello！ Hello

洗菜呀？ Washing the veggie?

难道在切烧鹅呀 I am not cutting the goose

是呀，在洗菜 Right, I'm washing the veggie

要不要我帮你？ Need help?

不用了，刚刚洗完 No, I'm finished

你帮我拿出去 I'll help you to take them out

好呀 Okay

如果我老婆问 If my wife asks

就说我们昨晚去喝通宵咖啡 You say we were drinking coffee until dawn

不行…上个礼拜说过 No way, we said that last week

就说打通宵麻将 Just say we were playing Mahjong

放好了 It's done

请帮我把鱼头也拿出去 Please help and take the fish head out

好呀 Okay

你知不知道，你洗菜很棒的 You know what, you are so good in washing the veggie

以后一定是一个好丈夫 You can be a good husband

谢谢 Thanks

我炒菜也很棒的 I am also good at stir-frying the veggie

以后最好就是我炒菜，你上菜 In future, you stir-fry the veggie, and I'll take it out and serve

如果我老婆问 你说我们昨晚通宵去钓鲈鱼 If my wife asks you, you say we went to fish sea bass all night long

记得呀！ Remember!

钓鲈鱼呀！ Remember, to fish sea bass

又放好啦！ It's done

请你帮我把菜都拿出去 好呀 - Please help and take all the dishes out - Okay

如果我老婆问昨晚通宵去了哪儿 If my wife asks you where we went last night

说我们去跳土风舞 Tell her we went to have folk dance

阿修呀！ Cecil.

为什么老缠着人家，快过来 Why nagging him, come over here

打麻将！钓鲈鱼！跳土风舞！ 还有没有？ Mahjong! Sea bass! Folk dance! What else?

还有… And

还有什么？ And what?

没有啦！ Nothing!

那你快点出来 Come out quick

哇，这些菜很不错呀 The dishes are great

高妹呀，快点过来呀 Tall girl, come over

来啦 Coming

我坐哪里呀 Where do I sit?

坐这儿 Here

请随便，不用客气 Please help yourself

昨晚我们在殡仪馆守夜 We were at the wake in the funeral parlor last night

Hello！ Hello

我捡到啦！ I got it

你当然捡到啦！ Of course you got it

想起昨晚 真是一个人越老朋友就越少 About last night, friends are getting fewer as you get old

水滚啦，吃东西吧！ Water is boiling, let's eat

想起昨晚，怎么吃得下 How can you eat when you think of last night?

对了，你们昨晚究竟去了哪里？ Right, where were you last night?

守…守… Wake

我们去了殡仪馆守夜 是呀…！ - We are at the wake in the funeral parlor - Right

是吗，你们昨晚整晚都在守夜 Really? Were you all at the wake the whole night?

守夜守到闷极了，我们就打麻将 It was so boring at the wake, we were playing mahjong

怎么你们可以一边打麻将 一边守夜的吗？ How could you played mahjong while at the wake?

是笑丧嘛 It was a happy death

是呀，我们大家还有说有笑，很开心 Right, we were talking, laughing, and had a good time

是呀，都不知多开心 Right, we were so happy

对呀，我们一边打麻将，一边守夜 Right, we were playing mahjong while at the wake

后来想到死去的老王 生前没有什么嗜好 Then we remember Wong didn't have any hobbies when he was alive

最喜欢吃鲈鱼 He loved eating sea bass

一场朋友，我们就马上叫冲哥一起来 Being his friends, we called brother Chung to come along

由九龙殡仪馆走到大角嘴码头 To walk from Kowloon Funeral Parlor to Tai Kok Tsui pier

钓鲈鱼，祭老王 To fish sea bass to honour Wong

钓鲈鱼 To fish sea bass

怎么大角嘴有鲈鱼钓的吗？ Does Tai Kok Tsui pier have sea bass to fish?

有没有？ Yes or no?

以前没有，不过可能是老王显灵 There was no sea bass before, perhaps Wong showed miracle

快天亮才钓到一条那么… By dawn we got one this

那么大的一条 One this big

是呀，很大的，有那么大！ Right, it's big This big

我们一边守夜 一边打牌，一边吃鲈鱼 We were at the wake, playing mahjong and eating sea bass

为了老朋友，捱一晚通宵也应该的 For ourfriend, we should stay awake overnight

是呀，他说得对 Right, he can say that again

我呢，我怎么样，我的土风舞呢 What about me? What about my folk dance?

不可以一边守夜，一边跳舞？ Why couldn't we dance while at the wake?

不可以一边打麻将，一边跳舞？ Why couldn't we play mahjong while we danced?

不可以一边吃鱼，一边跳舞？ Why couldn't we eat fish while we danced?

是呀…我还没说完 Right, I'm not finished

打麻将之前，我们排演土风舞 Before we played mahjong, we rehearsed folk dance

因为乐队要在周年大会操上表演 Because the band will play at the annual assembly

我们五个人就在殡仪馆里排土风舞 Five of us were rehearsing folk dance at the funeral parlour

多热闹呀，一边打鲈鱼，一边跳夜 What a scene! We were playing sea bass, dancing at the wake,

一边吃麻将，一边跳土风舞 eating mahjong and folk dancing

不是… No

一边钓麻将，吃宵夜，打土风舞 We were fishing the mahjong, having late night snacks and playing folk dance

不是…跳土风舞！ No, we were folk dancing

不是…吃麻将，又跳土风舞 No, we were eating mahjong and folk dancing

不是… No

一边钓麻将，吃宵夜，打土风舞 We were fishing mahjong, eating late night snacks, playing folk dance

不是…是跳土风舞，不是… No, we were folk dancing, and not

你说谎 You lied

我刚才说错了话吗？ Did I say something wrong?

你说谎 You lied

那你相不相信我？ You don't believe me then?

我相信你 I believe you

你说谎 You lied

不用怕 It's alright

我知道你心情不好 所以特意制造气氛 I know you are in a bad mood, so I create the atmosphere

来，我们把今晚不开心的事全忘记它 Come Let's forget all the unhappiness tonight

一起来吃火锅吧！ Let's have hot pot together

我们要反传统，不要一块块吃 We will do it the other way round, we don't eat piece by piece

把菜全放进锅里，煮在一起 We put everything in the pot and cook together

吃顿丰富的 Have a feast

我… I

对不起，破坏了气氛 Sorry, I ruined the atmosphere

你… You

恭喜你呀！ Congratulations!

怎么…你？ Whyyou?

我还有话说，今晚开始搬回来住 I got to tell you, I am moving in tonight

明天我就成为正式的警务人员 Tomorrow, I'll be an official police staff

请你帮帮我 大喇叭 - Please do me a favour - Tuba

这白菜很甜呀 The Bak Choi is so sweet

麻烦你… Do me a favour

我知道怎么做，你们去吧 I know what to do, you guys go ahead

我不会出来啦，你们继续吧！ I will not come out again, you guys carry on

我们继续吧！ Let's carry on

早，阿Sir！ 早！ - Morning officer - Morning

你在学校的成绩不错，派你去重案组 You were doing great in the Academy, you will be assigned to the OCTB

你拿这张纸去枪房领枪 Take this piece of paper and claim you gun

Yes Sir！ Yes sir!

报到，阿Sir！ Report to duty, sir

Next！ Next!

派你去凶杀组 You are assigned to the Homicide Division

记得去枪房领枪 Remember to claim your gun

Yes Sir！ Yes sir!

Next！ Next!

你在学校的成绩很好，派你去便衣组 You were doing great in the Academy, you are assigned to the Plain Cloth Division

你去向金Sir报到 他会吩咐你怎么做 You report to Officer King, he'll tell you what to do

不用穿制服，去枪房领枪 No need to put on the uniform, go claim your gun

Yes Sir！ Yes sir!

还坐那儿干什么？ Why are you sitting there?

戴好帽子 Put on your hat

现在派你去传递组 You are assigned to the Dispatch Division

传递组？ Dispatch Division?

不明白？ Don't get it?

你负责传递本警署所有的文件 You are responsible to dispatch all the documents within the station

那不就是做信差 That's a messenger'sjob

差不多 Almost

枪呢？ What about gun?

在警署里，同事不会抢你的文件 No colleagues will rob your documents within the station

不用领枪 No need to claim your gun

董事长… Director

坐…随便坐 Sit have a seat

请等一等 One moment please

有位不肯说姓名的先生找你 A gentleman who refuses to give his name, is looking for you

金先生，在五秒钟内 Mr King, within 5 seconds

你那辆新车会化为乌有 Your new car will be gone

你是谁，这么会开玩笑 Who are you? YYou know how to crack a joke

上次你已害我有个兄弟给人拘捕了 Last time, you have one of my brothers got apprehended

好，我再给你一次机会 有神探在这里 - I give you one more chance - The mighty detective is here

你今晚带二十万美金 去尖沙嘴码头等我 You take 200 thousand US dollars and wait for me at TST ferry pier tonight

如果你再敢报警 If you dare to report to the police

金大城，小心你自己和你家人的性命 请签名，阿Sir！ - King, be careful of you and your families lives - Please sign here, sir

你们说我该怎么办？ What do you say we should do?

你做得对 You did the right thing

以后这件事就交给警方处理 Let the police take care of this thing

这帮人真是太猖狂了 This bunch is way too much

对了，他们知道我报了警 Now that they know I report to the police

那我家人不是会很危险 My families will be at risk, right?

你放心，警方知道怎么处理 Don't worry We know how to handle

对，相信警方 Right, believe in the police

Thank you，Sir！ Thank you, sir

阿Sir，这件案就交给我来办 Sir, let me handle this case

每个人都认得你 Everyone will recognize you

这也是 Right

我们要找一个不像警察的警察 We need to look for someone who doesn't look like a policeman

找哪一个好呢？ Who should we look for?

大喇叭不就行了 Tuba will do

你说什么？ What?

大锣 A gong

大鼓 A drum

大件事 Oh shit

吓死我啦 You scared me

大喇叭，你没事吧 Tuba, are you all right

没事…有事也是自找的！谢谢！ I'm okay, I ask for it Thanks

我交代清楚啦 I hand over everything to you now

明天你就是这里的经理 Tomorrow, you are the manager here

我先去算清楚那些货 I'll go and do the inventory

谢谢 Thanks

看看这是什么，你猜不到吧？ Look at this, you can't guess right?

再做个动作给你猜 I'll show you

这代表什么？ What does it stand for?

知不知道，你猜不到的 Do you know? You can't guess it right

你想非礼我呀 You try to sex harass me?

对不起，我不是故意的 Sorry, I don't mean it

在巴士上那个男人也这样说 The guy on the bus also said that

百万行的时候那个男人也这样说 真是坏蛋 The guy in the Walk for a Million Campaign also said that What a scoundrel

请你走，这里不欢迎你这种人 Please go away YYou are not welcomed here

我真的不是故意的 Really, I didn't mean it

而且我跟这儿的人很熟的 I am quite acquainted with the people here

很熟就可以乱来了吗？ Then you can fool around?

你刚才对着闭路电视 做什么下流动作 What obscene gestures you were doing in front of the CCTV?

没有，我只不过想… I didn't, I just want to

走 Go

我再做一次给你看 I show you again

这个是热水制，这个是冷水制，开 This is hot water switch, this is cold-water switch On

我用手试试水的温度 I test the water temperature with my hand

是这样试水温的吗？ Is that how you test it?

不是这样，应该怎样试 If not, then how you test it?

应该是这样 Should be like this

热水，冷水，开了之后，然后… Hot water, cold water, turn it on, then

你们两个都在这儿 What are you two doing?

大喇叭，有什么特别动作给我猜 Tuba, what special gestures you have for me to guess?

不敢了 I dare not

让我来介绍 Let me introduce

Juan是我们的新经理 Juan is our new manager

大喇叭，我们的常客兼老朋友 Tuba is our regular customer and an old friend

对不起，我刚才误会你 Sorry, I misunderstood you

应该我说不好意思，令你误会我 I should say sorry, I let you misunderstood me

其实是我不好意思才对 I should be the one to say sorry

不知道你们是什么不好意思 I don't know what are you guys up to?

我先去收拾东西 I go and pack my things

拜拜 Bye

拜拜 Bye

大喇叭，可以走啦 Tuba, we can go now

好，我帮你拉闸 Okay, I help you pull down the gate

好 Okay

谢谢 Thanks

拜拜 拜拜 - Bye - Bye

去哪儿？ Where are we going?

回家 Go home

如果顺路，一起乘车好不好？ Why don't we go together, if it is not out of your way

好 Fine

你家在哪里？ Where do you live?

我就住在这儿上边 Up there

早该搬家了 I should have moved

不用了，我自己上去就可以了 It's all right, I go up myself

拜拜 Bye

拜拜 Bye

为什么我那么傻 Why am I so dumb?

既然大家都是朋友，有什么好怕 Since we are friends, why should I be afraid of?

我又不是想非礼她，而且我又没结婚 I am not married, and I am not trying to se harass her

我有权利追谁，也有权利认识谁 I have the right to court whoever I want, I have the right to get to know anybody

况且现在的治安那么差 Now that the situation is not safe

就算送她回家也是很自然的事 Even if I take her home, it is natural enough

就算一起去吃饭，也很自然的 Even if we have a meal together, it is natural enough

就算一起去看电影，也很自然的 Even if we go to movie together, it's natural enough

就算一起上床 Even if we go to bed together

你行不行？ Can you?

我没有问题，不知她行不行 It's all right with me, I don't know about her

劲Sir，他就是大喇叭 Sir Magnum, he is Tuba

阿Sir，怎么这么有空 Sir, what brings you here?

你说他像不像… Does he look like

等我说行了 Let me do the talking

坐 Sit

你有没有耳筒收音机 Do you have a Walkman?

有，我进去拿 I have, I'll go get it

大喇叭，趁他不在 有件事想找你帮忙 Tuba, while he is gone, I would like to ask you a favour

劲Sir，耳筒收音机 Sir Magnum, the Walkman

戴上它 Put it on

阿Sir叫你戴，你就戴吧 Do as he says

劲Sir，我可以怎样帮你 How can I help you

大喇叭，我想你帮我把这袋东西 交给我老婆的情夫 I would like to ask you to give this to my wife's lover

阿Sir，我… 不要问那么多 - Sir, I - Don't ask

今晚十二点钟在尖沙嘴码头 Midnight tonight at TST ferry pier

我相信你不会拒绝我的 I trust that you won't say no to me

不会，不过阿Sir… I won't, but

别不过，就这么决定了 No more but, let's do it

怎么…？ What happens?

就这样，全拜托你 That's it I'll leave it to you

我该跟谁联络？ Whom should I contact?

他自然会跟你联络，我先走了 He will contact you I'll go now

你跟谁联络？ You will contact whom?

不是我跟谁联络，是谁跟我联络 It's not whom should I contact, it's who will contact me

你真了不起 You are terrific

我什么了不起？ Why am I terrific

总之你了不起啦 Anyway, you are terrific

我知道我了不起，我有什么了不起？ I know I am terrific, why am I terrific?

总之你了不起，不用说明，心照不宣 You are terrific, we don't have to say it, we know it

你不说，又叫我走过来，你发神经 Why do you ask me to come over if you won't say it YYou are nuts

罗拔，什么事呀？ What's going on, Robert?

没事 Nothing

别动，别看来看去 Don't move Don't look around

现在把东西放下来 Put down your thing

笑一笑 Smile

不要笑得那么勉强 Don't squeeze your smile

把你的头发弄好一点 Fix your hair

够了 Enough

多点女人味 More feminine

这才够风骚，这就对了 That's sexy enough That's right

先生，帮我们照张相 Mr, can you take a picture for us?

谢谢，你真是好人，走了 Thank you, you are so kind, let's go

有没有两块钱硬币 Do you have a two dollar coin?

有 I have

谢谢 Thanks

你的电话 It's for you

我的电话？ For me?

你是不是胖子？ Are you the Fatso?

是呀 I am

你是不是拿着个箱子？ Are you taking a case with you?

是呀 Yes

有个胖子拿着箱子傻傻的，是不是你？ A fatso that looks dumb and carries a case with him Is that you?

是呀 Yes

那听吧 Then take it

是谁呀？ Who is it?

马可斯 Marcos

喂 你听着 - Hello - Listen

十二点半前，把钱送去葵涌货柜码头 Take the money and go to Kwai Chung Container Terminal before 12:30

跟着走到海边那个更亭 Then go to the security station by the seashore

迟一秒我都不等 I won't wait if you are late for one second

挂电话之后不要叫 Don't shout after hanging up

喂… Hello

麻烦你葵涌货柜码头 Kwai Chung Container Terminal please

阿Sir Sir

阿Sir是我 Sir, it's me

你来干什么？ What are you doing here?

我来协助你 I come to assist you

协助我？ Assist me?

你用什么战略？ What tactic do you use?

什么战略？ What tactic?

以前教官教过我们 The instructor had taught us

如果对方人多，我们就要重点出击 If we are out-numbered, we will concentrate and strike at one point

就是R.S.T That's RST

如果对方人少，就用围城秘诀 If we out-numbered our opponents, then we will surround them

就是V.B.K That's VBK

你用什么战略？ What tactic are you using?

T.P.T TPT

T.P.T是什么？ what 's TPT?

就是胆搏胆 The dare devil tactic

为什么以前教官没教过我们 Why weren't we taught this way?

你的程度不够 You are not qualify, that's why

如果你要帮我，就站在这儿，别动 If you want to help me, stay here and don't move

不行呀，阿Sir No way, sir

谁来掩护你呀 Who will cover you?

你知不知道很危险的？ Don't you know it is very dangerous?

不要紧，我已经置生死于度外 It's all right I don't care if I am dead or alive

如果我真的壮烈牺牲 If so happens that I died,

军葬的时候千万不要用米字旗 Don't cover my coffin with the Union Jack at my funeral

要用中国旗 Use Chinese flag

你想干什么？ What are you doing?

拿枪我掩护你呀 Draw my gun and cover you

这样吧，你去我车上拿张毯给我 I tell you what, go and take a blanket from my car

干什么？ What for?

去呀…！ Go!

在司机位的旁边 Next to the driver's seat

铺在地下 Put it on the floor

为什么铺在地下？ Why?

铺吧 Put it

盯紧前面，盯紧一点 Look forward Look tight

盖好毯子，小心冻着了 Cover up, or you will get cold

要不要吸两口？ You need a fix?

最好啦，朝廷不用饿兵 That'll do One works better with a fix

饿多会儿吧 Have a fix later

你去把胖子那箱东西拿过来 You go and take the case from the fatso, bring it over here

这包粉就是你的 Then this is yours

要不要我杀了他？ You want me to kill him?

杀人还用得着你呀 We don't need you to do the job

走吧 Let's go

真是高大威猛，怪不得可以横刀夺爱 This guy is tall and well-build, no wonder he can get the girl's heart

胖子，东西拿来没有？ Fatso, did you bring the stuff?

声音没有什么杀气呀 He doesn't have a killer's voice

拿来 Give me

就是你呀 It's you

你认识我吗？ Do you know me?

我认得你是吸毒鬼 I recognize you, you are the dope

你怎么知道？ How do you know

你真是人渣，给你…拿着呀！ You are scum I'll give you Take it

救命呀…！ Help!

这儿没人会救你的 No one will help you here

我真不明白怎么会有女人喜欢你 I don't know why a woman will fall for you

我给你，拿去，全给你，拿去 救命呀…！ - I'll give you, take it, I'll give you all, - Help!

救命呀…！ Help!

别动 Squeeze

站住 Don't move

去你妈的 Go to hell.

走 Split

劲Sir…你怎么样？ Sir Magnum, are you okay?

现在情况危殆 Critical condition

劲Sir，你千万不要死 Sir Magnum, please don't die

我也不想死 I don't want to die neither

我没想到你老婆有那么多奸夫 I don't know your wife have so many lovers

他们不是奸夫 They are not her lovers

是勒索金大城的歹徒 They are the gangsters that blackmail Da-Jing King

你要认住他们，为民除害，替我报仇 You have to remember theirfaces, root them out, and get revenge for me

我刚才不敢看，认不到他们 I dared not look, I can't recognize them

不要骗我 Don't lie to me

你认不到，我会告诉你 You can't recognize them, I'll tell you

你最要紧就是答应替我报仇 You must promise to take revenge for me

答应我 promise me

劲Sir，我真是没用 Sir Magnum, I am useless

你别指望我可以替你报仇，对不起 Don't count on me to revenge for you Sorry

劲Sir，我会替你报仇的 Sir Magnum, I'll take revenge for you

我说过拿枪保护你，你又不肯听 I said to draw the gun to protect you, but you didn't listen

阿Sir，你喝多一杯吧 Sir, have one more drink

有怪莫怪，别怪我昨晚胡说八道 Do forgive me, I was talking nonsense last night

因为我当时神智不清，胡言乱语 Because I was not myself, I was shooting my mouth

我答应过你的事，说过算了 Forget what I have promised you

大喇叭，你答应过他什么？ Tuba, what have you promised him?

关你什么事！ None of your business

我只不过答应他 I promised him

做人要尽忠职守，明哲保身 to do one's duty and stay out of troubles

吹喇叭就吹喇叭，千万别惹事 Just play your tuba, and don't get into troubles

不是吧 Can't be

他死得这么惨，没叫你替他报仇 He was brutally murdered, and he didn't ask you to take revenge for him?

没有 No

有没有你自己知道 You know better than anybody else

不过答应了死人的事 千万不可以反悔的 What you have promised the dead, you can't eat your words

反悔又怎样 What if I eat my words?

我一出生，这个世界就这么乱 The world was in a chaos when I was born

没有理由要我去摆平的，傻瓜 There is no way for me to go fix it, fool

各位同僚，我们今天齐集在这里 Dear colleagues, today we gather here

是要向一位杰出的警务人员 作最后的敬礼 to pay our last tribute and respect to one of the distinguished policeman

周时劲警长 Sergeant Magnum Chow

周警长十四岁进入少年警察学校 Sergeant Chow joined the Police Academy when he was 14,

以最优异的成绩结业 and graduate with distinguished results

然后正式加入皇家警务工作 He then joined the Royal Hong Kong Police

那么多年来他尽忠职守 被誉为罪恶克星 Over the years, he abode by his duties, and was named the crime fighter

他的英勇事迹真是馨竹难书 His bravery deeds run a long list

我们今天举行的虽然是一个追悼会 Today, we mourn for him

但是我认为我们怀着的 并非是一个悲痛的心情 not with sad heartedness,

而是一股无限敬慕，无限鼓舞的精神 but with pride and the spirit of encouragements

周时劲警长的壮烈牺牲 Sergeant Chow's brave sacrifice

令我们每一个警务人员都感到骄傲 makes every one in the police force feels proud

悲愤已化为一股无比的力量 We turn grief and sorrow into a powerful force

周时劲警长虽然入土为安 Sergeant Magnum Chow, may he rest in peace

但是他的精神长存 他活在我们每个人的心中 But his spirit will linger and alive within our hearts

我们在这个追悼会中 向周时劲警长致最高敬意 In this mourning service, we pay our highest respect to Sergeant Magnum chow

同时向他在天之灵保证 Sergeant Chow, we take the pledge

周警长，我们会学你一样英勇、果敢 that we will be as brave and resolute as you were

不畏困难，不怕牺牲 We fear of no difficulties, we dare to sacrifice

周警长，你安息吧 Sergeant Chow, may you rest in peace

我们请警务处长代表我们献花 We would like to ask the Commissioner to place the wreath

你搞什么鬼 What are you up to?

快点叫他走… Ask him to leave

Yes Sir！ Yes sir

快点拉走他 Drag him away

你干什么…起来吧… What are you doing? Get up

我从来没有调过我的部下 I have never transferred any of my subordinates,

但是你今天的表现简直就是离谱 简直就是恐怖 But what you did today was preposterous and horrible

我明天就调你去做军装警察 Tomorrow you will be a police in uniform

阿Sir，please’one more chance！ Please sir, one more chance

我一时失水准 以后包你不舍得调走我 I was just not up to par, I am sure you don't want to transfer me

你不信，我可以再吹一次给你听 If you don't believe me, I play it one more time for you

又来 Again?

Shutup Shut up

Stop Stop

Getout Get out

阿Sir，one more chance！ Please sir, one more chance

我给你机会，谁给我机会 I give you a chance, who will give me a chance?

就算我不调走你，也有人会调走你 Even if I don't transfer you, somebody else will

你给人调走好过我给人调走 It is betterfor you to get transferred

就算我不调走你 我的上级也会调走你 Even if I don't transfer you, my superior will

有可能把我也调走 He might even transfer me

两个人一齐给人调走 不如你一个人走 It is far better to have one staff get transferred and not two

你当帮帮我，将就一下我 Do me a favour, humour me

给我一次机会调走你 Give me a chance to have you transferred

Thank you，goodbye！ Thank you, goodbye!

阿Sir！ Sir

什么事？ What?

你真不应该调走我 You really shouldn't transfer me

那更好，调你去做军装警察 Better still, you being a police in uniform,

胆子可以练大一点 will make you become bolder

迟些我来找你 I come and look for you later

过吧 Let's cross

谢谢，叔叔，拜拜 - Thank you uncle - Bye

你来干什么？ Why are you here?

看你巡逻 To see you patrol

你没见过警察抄牌，抓小贩和垃圾虫 You haven't seen a police issuing parking fine, arresting illegal hawkers and litter bugs?

你怎么搞的，有机会佩枪 What's wrong with you? You got a gun,

当然是去银行和珠宝店附近巡逻 You should go and patrol where the banks and the jewellery shops are

如果遇上有人抢劫，你的枪… If you come across a robbery, your gun

不要乱来 Stop fooling around

如果你真的遇到夺枪袭警，你就惨了 If someone try to attack a policeman and rob his gun, then you are in troubles

那些歹徒会悄悄在你后边一刀砍下来 Those gangsters will sneak up and attack you with a chopper from behind

真是狗嘴长不出象牙 You are full of craps

幸亏还有两分钟便下班了 I will be off-duty in two minutes

345Over！ 345 over!

345收到！Over！ 345 roger! Over!

书院道有事发生 请马上赶到现场，Over！ Something happens in College Road Please go there ASAP, over!

知道，Over！ Roger that, over!

还有两分钟都过不了，走吧 Something comes up in the last two minutes Let's go

大喇叭，那么紧急 是不是有恐怖份子挟持人质呀 Tuba, such an emergency, it can't be hostage kidnapped by a terrorist?

不会吧 Cannot be

快把枪拿出来，可能要开枪 Quick, draw your gun, you might need to fire it

不会那么严重吧 Can't be this serious

345叫总部 刚才那件事是关于什么？ 345 calling dispatch, what is the issue?

家庭纠纷 Family disputes

这还好点 That's better

文仔，快点下来 我爸爸在哪里？ - Ah Man, it's dangerous - Where's my dad?

放下刀，很危险的 他还没死的 - Put down your chopper - He' not dead yet

他是你爸爸，爸爸 他还没死的 - He's your dad - He's not dead

不是 No

你有很多爸爸 You got a lot of dads

放开她，有事慢慢说 Let go of her, we can talk

爸爸！ Dad!

爸爸，我像你爸爸吗？ Dad? Do I look like your dad?

爸爸，抱我 Dad, give me a hug

爸爸 Dad

乖孩子，先把刀放下 Good boy, put down your chopper first

爸爸 Dad

爸爸 Dad

乖，乖 Good kid

爸爸 Dad

你这个死警察害死我爸爸 You filthy pig killed my dad

我要砍死你，砍死你，砍… I am gonna kill you Kill

死警察害死我爸爸，我砍死你 Dirty pig killed my dad, I'll kill you

砍死你… I'll kill you

救命呀…！ Help!

帮手呀…大喇叭 Help, Tuba!

大喇叭，快引开他 放手呀… - Tuba, try and distract him - Let go

我终于制服他了 I have him pinned down

你连我也给制服了 You also have me pinned down

坐 Sit

那两个神经病人从青山医院跑出来 Those two mental patients escaped from the asylum,

已经砍伤五六个人 and wounded several people

真没想到给你们两个制服了 You two have them pinned down and apprehended

身为警务人员，我也感到很光荣 As a fellow policeman, I feel proud

阿Sir你过奖了 Thank you, sir

其实这次全部是34567的功劳 This time we should give 34567 credits

我大喇叭除了会吹喇叭之外 真是一无可取 I, tuba, am good for nothing but to play tuba

大喇叭，怎么可以这么说 How can you say that, Tuba?

那天如果不是你奋不顾身引开他 If you were not brave enough to distract him the other day

我哪有机会制服他们 I would not have the chance to pin him down

光叫你去吹大喇叭，真是大材小用 I will be a terrible waste to ask you to go play tuba

张仔，有时候是要当仁不让 Cheung, sometimes you need to be brave enough to admit it

你不要埋没良心，盲目的去为朋友 Be faithful to your conscience, don't help yourfriend blindly

大喇叭，做人不可以妄自菲薄 Tuba, do not belittle yourself

你怎么可以把功劳全推在我身上 How can you give me all the credits?

张仔 大喇叭 - Cheung - Tuba

张仔 大喇叭 - Cheung - Tuba

张仔 大喇叭 - Cheung - Tuba

你们两个不用推来推去 You two stop that

我希望以后你们两个好好合作 I hope you two can cooperate

合作？ Cooperate?

阿Sir，我… Sir, I

由今天起你可以佩枪 From now on, you can carry a gun,

跟大喇叭一起去巡逻 and go patrol with Tuba

Thank you Sir！ Thank you, sir

Sorry Sir！ Sorry sir!

Thank you Sir… Thank you, sir!

大喇叭，这次我可以 做一个真正男子汉了 Tuba, I can be a real police this time

阿Sir，我预备好了 Sir, I am ready

你的搭档呢 Where is your partner?

他在后面，就来了 He's at the back, he is coming

站在这里干什么？进去吧！ Why are you standing here? Go in!

走呀…！ Let's go

像模像样呀 Looks like a chic

阿Sir Sir

打扮得很像，不过还不够“骚” ！ You look like a chic, but you are not hot enough

阿Sir，我真的不会打扮 Sir, I don't know how to dress up

你叫我这样走出去 也没办法引到色狼的 If I go out like this, there's no guarantee that I will seduce the molester

不是叫你去引，是叫你去抓 I am not asking you to seduce him, I ask you to go get him

你打扮成这样，跟大喇叭很相配 You dress like that is a perfect match with Tuba

去引色狼是另有其人 Someone else will seduce the molester

走开… Go

不要挡着路 Out of the way

有没搞错，警官 What's wrong with you? Officer

找这两个人来保护我 You get these two guys to protect me?

简直就是拿我来开玩笑 You are pulling my legs

不是我派的，是上头派的 The boss appoint them, not me

你有什么不满意，去跟警司说 If you have any complains, go and talk to the Superintendent

那你是以上压下 You pull the rank on me then?

胖子，你今晚别偷懒 Fatso, stay alert tonight

如果大姐我有什么损失，由你负责 Should anything goes wrong with me It's your ass

师姐，如果有人对你不规矩 Madam, if anyone make a pass on you,

我们就会挺身而出 we'll step in

什么，有人不规矩才挺身而出 What? You step in only when somebody try to make a pass on me?

你到底懂不懂规矩 Do you know the practice?

要不要等米已成炊才挺身而出 Do you want to wait until the guy got his way, then you will step in?

我告诉你，只要有男人走近我三尺 用眼睛看我一下 If any guys come near me within 3 feet, and start looking at me

你们马上就要拔枪拿手铐出来 You guys should draw your guns and cuff him up

大姐，时间到了 Sis, time to go

有宝呀 Who does she think she is

还不走？ Let's go

走 Go

走吧 Let's go

大喇叭，你说今晚会不会有事发生？ Tuba, will anything happen tonight?

最好没事发生 Better be nothing happens

你不想升职？ Don't you want to have a promotion?

我是不想殉职 I don't want to die in the line of the duty

去那边会看得清楚点 Let's go over there, we'll have a better view

这样也没事发生 证明这个世界多太平 Nothing happens, after all, it's a safe world

未必… Not really

如果你是色狼 也会看清楚周围环境再动手 If you were the molester, you will look before you strike

那一次差点让他们看到，多危险 It was a close shave the other day, we nearly got caught right on the spot

阿美，不如我们结婚吧！ May, why don't we get married

反正你已经怀了孕 You are pregnant anyway

拖得一天是一天 Let's wait until the last moment

还拖什么，你嫁给那条水鱼 Why wait? You marry that jerk

我娶那个肥婆，大家生活安定 I marry that fat girl and we live a stable life

将来一样可以出来偷情 We can still cheat on them after getting married

我怎知能否说服那条水鱼 How would I know if I could convince that jerk

我都把肥婆说服了 If I could convince that fat girl,

你还不能说服那条水鱼 surely you could conveince that jerk

我们去到日本一样可以出来偷情 You could still see each when we go to Japan

那我就说服那条水鱼结婚 Then I will convince that jerk to get married

不如我们结婚吧 Why don't we get married?

好，约翰 Okay, John

反正你嫁给英国人 You marry that British guy

我娶苏格兰女人 I'll marry that Scottish girl

等以后生活安定，一样可以偷情 We live a stable life, and could still cheat on them

就这么说了 Let's do it then

我们走吧 Let's go

好呀 Okay

救命呀！ help!

有色狼来了，走！ A molester, go!

先等一会 Wait

干什么？ Why?

如果现在过去，最多告他意图强奸 If we go over now, we can only charge him with intent to rape

不能再等，再不去真的要告他强奸了 Can't wait, or else we can charge him with rape

再等多一会 救命呀！ - Wait a bit longer - Help!

你再不去，就要告他奸杀了 If you don't go, we can charge him with rape and murder

你不去，我去 You don't go, I'll go

师姐 Madam

你没事吧 Are you okay?

为什么你们那么迟才来？ Why are you so late?

师姐，告他什么罪才对？ What are the charges?

随便 Whatever

那就告他乱搞警民关系，对不对？ Then charge him with having indecent relationship with a policewoman Right?

岂有此理！去死吧你！ 保护疑犯… - You drop dead - Protect the suspect

大哥，你怎么神不守舍似的 Please, you are so absent minded

你知不知道我们围着这超级市场 走了十几圈了 We walked around this supermarket for at least a dozen times

你究竟想怎么样？ What are you up to?

发挥你的友情，体谅一下朋友好吗？ Be a friend, understand your friend

以后你也会经过这个阶段的 In future, you will also undergo this stage

什么阶段？ What stage?

恋爱罗 Falling in love

什么？恋爱？ What? In love?

你什么时候那么多情的，浪费金钱 Since when you are so romantic? It's a waste of money

钱没浪费 不过感情跟脚力就浪费了不少 Didn't waste any money, but waste a lot of feelings and energy

那就快刀斩乱麻，一就一，二就二 Then you have to be decisive No point in dragging

要嘛是你的，要嘛是她的 It's either she or you

恋爱的道路越短越有利 The road of romance, the shorter the better

我也知道，但是我现在还是单程路 I know, but so far I am still on a one-way road

连手也没拉过？ You didn't hold her hand?

还是暗恋而已 I am only her secret admirer

那就快点由暗转明，光明磊落点 Then you better tell her quick Turn aggressive

她在哪里？ Where is she?

她就在这儿 Here

超级市场 Supermarket?

是平价货呀 Cheap stuff

你几时见过超级市场卖名牌货的 Have you even seen a supermarket selling brand name products?

干脆点，进去拉她上车 Drag no more, go in and put her on the trolley

推出来给钱，带她回家 Pay at the cashier and take her home

我哪有这么利落 I can't be that simple and direct

只是想约她上街也不知怎么开口 I don't know how to ask her to go out with me

如果你开口问她就有一半机会 If you ask her, you stand a chance to succeed

如果你不问就百分之百失去机会 If you don't, you have no chance at all

还有，女孩子很容易改变主意 Also, a girl will change her mind quickly

如果你不约她，转眼就被别人约了 If you don't ask her out, somebody would

我究竟用什么藉口？ What's my excuse?

什么都可以 Any excuse will do

超级市场里面是都有 随便找一件做藉口，一定行的 There are so many things within the supermarket you can use almost anything to be an excuse

正所谓人非草木，谁属无情 People have feelings

嗨！ Hi!

嗨！ Hi!

来买东西？ You come shopping?

是的 Yes

随便看 Have a look

好 Okay

请问沙甸鱼是否只有罐装的？ You only have canned sardines?

别的地方我不知道，我们这里就是 I don't know about the others, but here, we only have canned sardines

沙甸鱼不是藉口 Sardine is not an excuse

请问午餐肉有没有大罐装的？ Do you have luncheon meat in big can?

有，在那边 We do, it's over there

糟了，说午餐肉 又怎么转说问她有没有空 Shit How can I ask her if she's free by mentioning luncheon meat

请问，你们这里哪种面纸最软 Excuse me, what kind of facial tissue is the softest?

牌子有很多种，不知你喜欢哪一种？ There are so many brands, which one do you like?

不行，面纸也不可以引起约会的动机 No way, facial tissue does not have a dating motive

怎么办呢？ what to do?

请问… Excuse me

除了沙甸鱼，午餐肉，面纸之外 In addition to sardine, luncheon meat and facial tissues,

我们还有很多其他东西 we have many other products

不过我赞成你有什么话直说好了 But I'll say why don't you come forward and tell me

大家都是年青人 We are both youngsters

其实我想问你明天有没有空 我想约你上街 Actually, I want to ask if you are free tomorrow I would like to ask you out

但是始终不敢说出口 But you dare not say it

对不起，你当我没有说过，我走啦 Sorry, I didn't say anything, I am going now

请问现在几点钟？ What time is it?

七点半 Half past seven

就是说明天这个时候 再过半小时我就下班了 Tomorrow this time, I'll be off 30 minutes later

如果你想约我上街，记得准时来接我 If you want to go out with me, do remember to come and pick me up on time

发达了… Great

我发达啦 Terrific

我搞定了 I got it

花了五分钟，你用了什么藉口 You spent 5 minutes What excuse did you use?

豆豉鲮鱼 Fried dace with salted black beans

豆豉鲮鱼 Fried dace with salted black beans

我说我是豆豉，你是鲮鱼 I said to her, I am the salted black bean, you are the dace

如果我们没缘，怎么会在一个罐头里 If we are not meant for each other, we cannot be in the same can

你怎么像豆豉呀 You don't look like black beans

你应该说她是梅菜，你是猪肉 You should say she's the preserved cabbage, you are the pork

你们两个在一起，就是梅菜蒸猪肉 You and her together will be the pork with preserved cabbage

成日提示我应该那样做 You always remind me what to do

你设计令我依葫芦 You make me to follow your steps

成日提示我应该这样做 You always remind me what to do

你恕我做不到 I am sorry that I can't

完全明白你不想我外鹜 I understand that you want me to be practical

怕我去后有天迷途 That you are afraid of I will get lost

但你明白到温室照料下 But you know being in the greenhouse,

我永远难长高 I can hardly grow up and be tall

让我闯闯 考考我实力 Let me go out and test my abilities,

他朝归家会认路 I'll know my way home in the future

让我闯闯 闯闯这现实 Let me go and experiment the harsh reality,

未曾受过伤来日我怎可自豪 I cannot be proud of myself if I was not hurt before

愿你明白到温室太寂寞 I hope you understand that it is too lonely in the greenhouse

我有我理想的前途 I have my own ideal future,

愿你明白我终于要自立 and hope that you'll understand I need to be independent

我信我做得好 I believe I can do it

祖宗有灵…谢谢列宗列祖 Thankful to all ancestors

祝福大喇叭我福星高照，时来运转 And bless that I, Tuba, will have a twist of fate, and good fortune

爷爷，我知道你喜欢吃苹果 Grandpa, I know you like eating apple

但是也不用在我面前吃 But you don't need to eat it in front of me

希望你在天之灵继续保佑我横行无忌 I hope that you will bless me to be fierce and audacious in the extreme

不是… No

保佑我智勇双全，扑灭罪行 Bless me to be witty and courageous to fight crimes,

在爱情方面，可以开花结果 传宗接代，阿门 and have a fruitful romance and lots of sons and daughters, amen

什么，阿门？ What? Amen?

不是…不是阿门，是… No, not amen, it's

你不用害怕 Don't be afraid

你…你… You

现在告诉你我是人，你也不会相信 If I tell you I am a human being, you won't believe me

真受不了你 I really can't stand you

胆子这么小，一看到我就晕了 You are so gutless, you pass out when you see me

还说想做英雄 Never mind being a hero

大喇叭，起来，醒一醒 Tuba, wake up Get up

我有话跟你说 I gotta to tell you something

我长话短说 我这次来找你的目的是因为… I make it short, I come and look for you because

好，干脆鬼打后脑袋，把你拍醒 Okay, I slap you at the back of the head to bring you around

我四岁的时候 偷了妈妈三毛钱上街去买糖吃 I stole 30 cents from my mum to buy candies when I was four

七岁逃学去打秋千 At 7, I skip class to have a swing

九岁去了大档赌钱输掉十一块钱 I went to a gambling hall and lost 11 dollars when I was 9

十二岁偷看隔壁洪太洗澡 十八岁就… I peep at Mrs Hung while she was having a bath when I was 12 At 18

不用把自己的坏事说出来 You don't have to tell me all your wrongdoings

我来找你是想… I come and look for you is to

真给你玩惨了，好，跟你玩一次 You try to fool me? Okay, I play along with you

大喇叭，憋得很辛苦吧，别再装傻了 Tuba, don't play dumb YYou suffered enough

劲Sir，你已经弄得我没喇叭吹了 Sir Magnum, I can't play tuba because of you

现在又来烦我 Now you come and bother me again

你答应过我替我报仇 You promised that you take revenge for me

劲Sir，冤冤相报何时了，忘记它吧 Sir Magnum, forget it, revenge will have no end

什么，就这么算了，我肯定缠住你 Forget it? No way, I will keep bothering you

你… You

你去了哪里，这么晚才回来 Why are you so late? Where have you been?

去学拳，你没事吧 To learn boxing, are you okay?

本来没事，给他缠住，想没事都难了 I was okay, but now that he bothers me, I am not okay

他？ He?

你就想 You wish

大喇叭，他看不到我的 Tuba, he won't see me

你不走？好，我走 You don't go? Then I'll go

外面很冷呀 It's cold out there

出去要穿多件衣服，我也是为你好 You need to put on more clothes, it is for your own good

你有本事就跟我来 You come along if you could

大喇叭有点不妥 Something wrong with Tuba

大喇叭 Tuba

喂，大喇叭… Hey, Tuba

你尽管跟，看你跟得我多久 Keep on following me, and see how far you can follow

那要看你走多远 That depends on how far you can go

你走多了，脚会酸的 You walk for too long, you'll have sore feet

我就不同了，我会飘 As for me, I can float

飘…不会累的 You won't get tired by floating

那么晚，别在街上走 It's very late, don't walk on the street

会遇到鬼的，有没有看到 You might come across some ghosts Did you see?

不要理他，他受了很大的刺激 Never mind him, he's in shock

神经病 Nuts

不用这么生气 Don't be so mad

好，你有胆就跟我进庙 Okay, if you dare to follow me into the temple

大喇叭，你不是这样对我吧 Tuba, you won't do that to me, will you?

来，跟我进来，来呀… Come, you come along, come

大喇叭，你不是鬼上身吧 Tuba, are you possessed?

还没上身，不过是鬼贴身 Not yet, but a ghost is stick to me

大喇叭，除非你在庙里做庙祝公 Tuba, unless you go to the temple to be the undertaker,

或者去和尚寺去做和尚 or to go the monastery to be a monk,

不然的话，我跟定你了 otherwise, I'll follow you wherever you are

何方妖孽，在此喧哗 What evil spirits are making a scene here?

你想吓死人呀，收工吧 Who are you trying to scare? Off duty now

对不起 Sorry

大喇叭，你清醒点没有？ Tuba, are you awake?

还好，他走掉了 Thank god, he's gone

是呀…我也看到他走了 Right, I saw him went away too

很恐怖，七孔流血，青面撩牙 So horrible, with blood oozing out from his eyes, his nose and mouth,

还戴着一见发财的帽子 and with a tall hat on his head

我们早点回去睡 Let's go home and get some sleep

嗨！ Hi!

你来这里干什么？ Why are you here?

你作弄我 You ridicule me

女儿，那个男孩子是胖的，还是瘦的 That kid, is he fat or skinny?

胖的 He's fat

高，还是矮 Tall or short?

一点点高 A bit tall

品味怎样？ Does he have good taste?

有资格追求你女儿，你说呢 He's qualify to court your daughter, what would you say?

看他送什么东西 See what he brings

千万别学你姐夫那样，送一束剑兰 I hope he is not like your brother-in-law He brought nothing but a bunch of flowers

不过好过你爸爸追我的时候 But he's way better than your dad When your dad courted me,

送一袋金沙橙来 he gave a bag of oranges

妈咪，二十几年前 不买金沙橙，买什么？ Mum, oranges were the ideal gift twenty odd years ago

如果现在买，就很老土 If one buy oranges, then it is really old-fashioned

他来了 Here he is

嗨！ 嗨！ - Hi! - Hi!

小小意思，不成敬意 Here's a little something Hope you don't mind

进来坐 Do come in

好 Okay

她是我妈咪 she is my mother

伯母 Auntie

他是陈文俊 He is Matthew Chan

文俊呀 是呀 - Matthew - Yes

请坐 好 - Please sit down - Okay

请坐 Please

抽烟吗？ Do you smoke?

少抽 No, I don't

你们先坐一会，我进去弄点东西 You sit for a while, I'll go and fix something

你干嘛这样望着我妈咪 Why are you staring at my mum?

我想看你老了之后，像不像你妈 I want to see if you look like your mum when you are old

我爹哋回来了 It's my dad, he's home

爹哋，那么晚的 Dad, why are you so late?

别说了，在电梯里有个小子放屁 Never mind, a kid fart in the elevator

我忍不住，从六楼走楼梯上来 I couldn't stand it, so I got out on 6th floor and took the stairs

如果我再见到那小子，肯定打他一顿 If I see that kid again, I'll beat the shit out of him

爹哋，文俊来了 Dad, Matthew is here

文俊，我爹哋回来了 Matthew, my dad's home

伯父，你好 Uncle, how do you do

爹哋，我进去帮妈咪，你们先聊聊 Dad, I'll go in and help mum, you two chat for a bit

好啊 Okay

是你呀 It's you

伯父，我刚才… 坐… - Uncle, I was - Sit

你再搞我，我就打你 If you fool with me again, I'll hit you

打我？ Hit me?

不关你事 None of your business

不关我事？ None of my business?

吃饭了… Let's eat

吃饭了 Let's eat

坐 Sit

坐呀 Sit down

随便坐，别客气 Be our guest, sit

来，有胆就坐吧 Sit down, if you dare

你没事吧？ 这么不小心，起来 - Are you alright? - You are so clumsy, get up

不好意思 Sorry about that

来，坐这一张 Take this one

谢谢 Thanks

你委屈点 You take this one

你又来 Again?

又要来，不好吧 Again? Oh no

不关你事 None of your concern

喝汤吧 Have some soup

什么事？ What's the matter?

不关你事，没事 None of your concern Nothing

老婆，还有什么菜呀 What other dishes do you have?

有菠萝鸡，牛扒，甜品 Chicken pineapple, steak and dessert

这样吧，马上拿甜品出来 No, serve the dessert

等那胖子吃完，快赶他走 Let that fatso finishes his meal and get rid of him

为什么？ Why?

你看不到他有点神经兮兮的 Don't you see he's a bit nutty?

是啊…快点… Right, let's be quick

你今晚怎么啦？ What's wrong with you tonight?

我…他… I He

别说了，喝汤吧… Never mind, have soup

先喝这么多吧 That's it for now

来，吃甜品 Have some dessert

你…你… You

你… 放下它… - You - Put it down

你… 你不要… - You - YYou don't!

你够了吧 Stop it!

喂，够了吧，你… 你… You stop it YYou

我们走吧 Let's go

这次还不关你的事 Is it none of your business this time?

不好意思，弄成这样 I am sorry, I am making a terrible mess

不要紧 It's okay

还好你通情达理，我们出去吃饭 It's good that you understand Let's go out and eat

好，你自己去吧 Okay, you go yourself

我实在忍无可忍 I can't stand it anymore

十字架是对付魔鬼的 The cross id for the devils

对我这么善良的鬼，没用的 It doesn't work with a kind ghost like me

你善良，你破坏他人好事 You are kind? You screw up other people's good deeds

拆散鸳鸯，这也叫善良？ Tear us apart, do you call this kind?

你不如说我害你妻离子散 Why don't you say that I make your wife and children leave you?

她只不过是你女朋友 She's only your girlfriend

对，我很难得才有一个女朋友 Right, it's not easy for me to find a girlfriend,

你这样来破坏我 and you ruin it

全香港那么多警察你都不找 偏偏找我 Of all the policeman in Hong Kong why do you come and look for me?

现在我得罪你啦 I didn't offend you in any ways

大喇叭，我临死的时候 只有你一个人在我身边 Tuba, before I died you were the only person that stayed with me

你捉住我的手，我们才可以阴阳相通 You grabbed my hand, so that we could communicate dead and alive

我才可以缠住你 So that I can come and bug you

如果我有选择，你猜我会选你吗？ If I have the choice, do you think I will choose you?

大喇叭，你若肯守诺言 Tuba, if you are willing to keep your promise,

不要说是一个女朋友 never mind one girlfriend,

我可以令天下美女都向你低头 I can make all the girls in the world to fall for you

不用那么多，她一个就够了 I don't need that many She will do

你告诉我，我怎么守诺言 Tell me, how can I keep my words?

我怎么去找那帮人 How do I find this gang?

如果我知道，早说给你听了 If I knew, I would have told you

那些歹徒干了这么多事 They had gone through all these troubles,

无非是想勒索金大城 他们肯定不会放弃 all they want is to blackmail Da-Jin King, they won't give up

钱准备好没有？ The money is ready?

准备好了 Yes

你现在马上开车出来 Now you take your car

去哪里？ Where to?

去中环威灵顿街 Wellington street, Central.

到时候会有人跟你接头 Somebody will contact you

好… Okay

有没有线索的？ Any leads?

最好没有 It's better to have no leads

那我们两个天天站在这里为什么？ Then why are we standing here everyday?

都说是受鬼所托 We are doing the ghost a favour

希望你那只鬼会保佑我们 I hope that ghost will bless us

盯紧一点 Look carefully

有线索，金大城出来了 Something happens, King is going out

还看什么，快上车 What are you looking for? Get in quick

快一点 Faster

跟紧一点 Get closer

停好车 Park the car

下车 Get off

我负责看车 走呀 - I watch over the car - Let's go

好像有事发生 Something happened

好像掉包了 They made a switch

他们换了金大城的箱子 They switched King's case

怎么办？ What now?

跟着他们 Follow them

跟金大城好点 It is better to follow King

现在跟金大城没用了，跟他们才对 King is useless now, follow them

跟近一点 Get closer

我跟得很近了 I am getting too close

走开，别挡着 Out of the way

缺德鬼，你瞎啦 看不到是红灯吗，神经病 You jerk, are you blind? Don't you see it's red light? YYou nuts

是呀，红灯怎么过 Right, you can't drive through red light

开车，快点开车 Go

快点下车 Get off quick

大喇叭，坐稳了 Hold tight, Tuba

车停在那儿呀 The car is over there

你们还没给钱呀 You haven't pay the toll

他们在船上面 they are on board of the ferry

大哥，快艇就快到了 The speedboat will be here soon

我们由隧道追 We chase them via the tunnel

我想来不及了 We can't make it

怎么办？ Then what?

你坐稳了 Hold tight

大喇叭，坐稳 Tuba, hold tight

这次死定了 We'll be dead this time

警察，没事的，快回车上去 Police, it's okay, get in the car

大喇叭，过来…！ Tuba, come over here

大喇叭，你不能死呀 Tuba, you cannot die

对，我不能死 I cannot die?

我掩护你，你走去后边 I cover you, you go at the back

不许动 Freeze

什么事呀，大哥 What's going on?

趴下 Duck

不许动 Freeze!

聪明的就把枪放下！放下… Put down your gun Put it down

接着 Grab it

快点开船 Go

他们去哪里？ Where are they going?

老二，办妥了 It's done, second brother

不过兄弟们栽了，有警察跟踪 But some brothers get caught, we were followed by the police

把钱放进水果箱里面 Put the money into the fruit carton

我去跟大哥商量一下 I'll talk with the big bother

办妥没有？ Is it done?

办妥了 It's done

今晚老地方见 See you tonight at the usual place

只有我们两个人，不要去了吧 There's only two of us, don't go

走吧 Go

死就死吧，咬牙切齿，冲呀 Oh shit, it's either do or die March!

我跟你拼命 I'll kill you

我就是想跟你拼命 我等这个机会很久了 I'll kill you I have waited for so long

我们不要再打了行不行？ Can we not fight anymore?

行，只要你不抓我回警署就行 Sure, so long as you don't take me downtown

行，没问题，我不抓你回警署也行 Okay, no problem, I won't take you downtown

你跟我回警署就行了 You come with me to the police station

他妈的，你耍我 Fuck you, you play with me

我不行啦 I can't do it

大喇叭！ Tuba

还不上，不然他就跑了 Go after him, or he'll run away

逃掉算了，我根本打不过他 Let him go I can't fight him

你行的 Sure you can

不行，我真的不行啦 I can't, I really can't

那你借个身体给我用 Let me use your body

借我的身体给你用 Let you use my body?

就是我附在你身上 I'll possess you

我上你的身了 Here I come

大喇叭，我已经附在你身上了 Tuba, I have already possessed you

上我身？我没有感觉 Possess me? I didn't feel a thing

我现在有感觉了 Now I feel something

大喇叭，上呀… Tuba, go

来吧 Here I come

大喇叭 我好痛啊 - Tuba - It hurts

不痛的，打在你身，痛在我身 Won't hurt He hits you, I hurt

因为我上了你身，你怎么会痛呢 Because I have possessed you, how could you be hurt

不是呀，我感觉很痛 No, I hurts so bad

我说不痛就不痛 I say it won't hurt, then it won't hurt

意志要坚定，上吧，上 You have to be strong and decisive Go, go

大喇叭，不痛是吧 It doesn't hurt right?

什么不痛，痛得我受不了 It hurts so badly, I can no longer stand it

你吓他吧 You try to scare him

吓他？ 是呀 - Scare him? - That's right

你说你不是人，是超人 Tell him you are not human You are a superman

我是超人？ I am a superman?

飞给他看 You fly

我不会飞 I can't fly

你不会飞，我会飞！快阻止他 You can't, but I can Stop him, quick

先不要走，你知道我是什么人吗？ Don't go Do you know who I am?

警察 A cop

我不是警察，我是超人 I am not a cop I am superman

超人？ Superman?

飞 Fly

大喇叭，打得好 Bravo, Tuba

劲Sir，你不是附在我身上的吗？ You were not in my body?

怎么会在这里 How come you are here?

我一直都没有上过你身 I have never possessed you

大喇叭，你放心 Tuba, don't worry

他已经给他打得躺在地下 You beat him flat on the ground

看，你的上司来啦 Look, your boss is here

进去看看 Go in and take a look

请让开点，谢谢合作 Make way! Please cooperate

阿Sir Sir

你没事吧 Are you okay?

没事 I'm okay

这次你做得很好 Well done

将那些人全部带回去 Take them to the station

你没事吗？ Are you okay?

没事 I'm okay

有前途 You have a bright future

Thank you Sir Thank you, sir

大喇叭，我们终于破了一件大案 Tuba, we crack a big case at last

走吧 Let's go

劲Sir，你不要就这样走了 You are not leaving like this, are you?

我女朋友的事怎么办？ What about my girlfriend?

让我去开 I'll get it

是你呀 It's you?

你还来干什么？ Why are you here?

我是来告诉你，那天我不是发神经 I come to tell you I was not going bananas the other day

那是说，你那天是故意对我爹哋这样 That means you did it on purpose to my dad?

我可不可以进来坐？ Can I come in?

随便 If you wish

谢谢 Thank you

这次你记得帮我，不要再破坏 Remember to help me this time, and don't screw things up

行了，走吧 Okay Let's go

女儿，是谁来了？ Who is it?

爹哋 Dad

伯父 Uncle

你又来干嘛 Why are you here?

我专诚来向你道歉 I come to apologize

你别过来 Don't come near me

女儿，你过来，过来 Girl, you come here

我为人本性善良 I am gentle and kind by nature

但是我有责任保护我家人跟财产 I have a duty to protect my family and my properties

你有什么出差错 Should you go haywire,

胡言乱语，不良动机的话 我会打你的 talking nonsense or have an ill intention, I'll hit you

这个老伯也蛮凶的 This old man is sure nasty

这也难怪他的 Can't blame him

我还是不再跟你说话了 I better not talking to you

别说了，他又要打你了 Don't say it He's gonna hit you

大喇叭，拉链呀 Tuba, your zipper

伯父 Uncle

你想清楚点再说话 Think before you talk

你冷静一点，我现在想做一件事 Calm down Right now I only want to do one thing

什么事？ What?

拉拉链 Zip up my zipper

伯父，我把拉链拉上了，你也要打 Uncle, why you hit me? I only zip up my zipper

那拉下去好了 Then unzip it

你有没搞错 拉上来又打，拉下去又打 What's wrong with you? Either way you'll hit me

那我不拉了 Then I'll unzip it

伯父，你够了吧 Uncle, that's enough

大喇叭 Tuba

你别说话 Stop talking

你再说，我又不知道怎么向人解释 If you start talking, I don't know how to explain to these people

年青人，你那么喜欢跟空气说话 Young man, you like talking to the air?

你去新界说吧 Go to New territories

新界的空气好很多，你快走吧 The air is much nicer and cleaner YYou go now

不是呀，伯母，我不是跟空气说话 No, auntie, I am not talking to the air

是在跟鬼说话 I am talking to a ghost

你是说我这屋子有鬼，我去你的 You say my house is haunted? You go to hell

内裤 Undies?

不可以 No way

伯母，你借条内裤给我 Auntie, please lend me your underwear

他真有神经病 He is really nuts

Juan Joan

胖子，你再乱来，我打死你 Fatso, if you fool around, I'll kill you

不要… No

文俊，内裤就没有，袜裤就有一条 Matthew, no undies, but a drawer

不要… No

不要走 等等，大喇叭 - Don't go - Wait, Tuba

我知道你是重色轻友 I know you value your girlfriend more than our friendship

好吧，如果你真要这样做，我成全你 Okay, if you really want to do it I'll let you

最多我永不超生，你套吧 I'll never reincarnate Go ahead

你套吧 Put it on

有鬼呀 A ghost

有鬼 A ghost

在哪儿… Where?

在那儿 Where?

她看到了…她看到你了 大喇叭 She saw She saw Tuba

谢谢你这次能够帮我 Thank you for helping me this time

我说给你听，你女朋友很喜欢你的 I tell you what, your girlfriend really likes you

因为她根本看不到，也听不到的 Because she didn't see it, and she didn't hear it

我现在也不需要留在这里 Now I don't have to stay here

我们来生再见吧 See you in next life

文俊 Matthew

我们去看电影吧 Let's go to the movie

好 Okay

你有没有看到鬼？ Did you see the ghost?

没有，你呢？ I didn't YYou?

我也没看见鬼 Neither did I

那就不是胖子见鬼，是我们女儿见鬼 Fatso is not the one that saw the ghost It's our daughter

我现在是军装警察 Now I am a cop in uniform

过两年会升帮办，帮办升处长 Two years later, I'll promote to Inspector From Inspector to Station Sergeant

处长升警务处长 不要跑 From Station Sergeant to The Commissioner

大喇叭，快帮忙 Tuba, help

文俊，去吧 Go, Tuba

成日提示我应该那样做 You always remind me of what to do

你设计令我依葫芦 You make me to follow your steps

成日提示我应该这样做 You always remind me of what to do

你恕我做不到 I'm sorry that I can't

完全明白你不想我外鹜 I understand that you want me to be practical,

怕我去后有天迷途 that you are afraid I'll get lost

但你明白到温室照料下 But you know being in the greenhouse,

我永远难长高 I can hardly grow up and be tall

让我闯闯 考考我实力 Let me go out and test my abilities,

他朝归家会认路 I'll know my way home in the future

让我闯闯 闯闯这现实 Let me go and experiment the harsh reality

未曾受过伤来日我怎可自豪 I cannot be proud of myself if I was not hurt before

愿你明白到温室太寂寞 I hope you understand that it is too lonely in the greenhouse

我有我理想的前途 I have my own ideal future,

愿你明白我终于要自立 and hope that you'll understand I need to be independent