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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:01,716 Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:01,799 --> 00:00:05,673 - Jimmy and his comedy troupe do a... - A portfolio of sketches. 3 00:00:05,674 --> 00:00:08,641 About a human couple living next door to a zombie couple. 4 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:10,525 We post them online, the episodes go viral. 5 00:00:10,603 --> 00:00:11,828 Do you have a name for it? 6 00:00:11,905 --> 00:00:12,912 Hi, Zombie. 7 00:00:12,989 --> 00:00:15,081 The AP picked up the Freylich story. 8 00:00:15,158 --> 00:00:17,750 Now everyone knows that these kids have a zombie cure 9 00:00:17,827 --> 00:00:19,160 just inside their skulls. 10 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:20,380 Are you Darcy Bennett? 11 00:00:20,404 --> 00:00:22,163 You're here about my Freylich brain. 12 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:23,623 How does half a million sound? 13 00:00:23,699 --> 00:00:25,483 You dad wants to see you... 14 00:00:25,485 --> 00:00:28,428 General Mills and I haven't been on speaking terms for a long time. 15 00:00:28,504 --> 00:00:30,933 He's gonna be here with the contingent from the US government. 16 00:00:30,957 --> 00:00:33,507 First, you kidnap me and turn me into a zombie. 17 00:00:33,584 --> 00:00:35,977 And now you want me to do Fillmore Graves a favor? 18 00:00:37,354 --> 00:00:38,755 Watch where you going! Hey! 19 00:00:38,756 --> 00:00:40,607 You wanna know who your father really is? 20 00:00:40,683 --> 00:00:41,858 Just dying to know? 21 00:00:41,935 --> 00:00:43,443 He was a junkie. 22 00:00:44,597 --> 00:00:46,597 _ 23 00:00:46,689 --> 00:00:49,866 The greatest high in the world, perfect bliss in a bottle. 24 00:00:49,943 --> 00:00:53,361 Like how Matthew McConaughey feels on the greatest night of his life, 25 00:00:53,437 --> 00:00:54,635 but you can snort it. 26 00:00:54,636 --> 00:00:57,907 Anyway, the way the twins describe this Utopium stuff of yours, 27 00:00:57,983 --> 00:00:59,291 sounds amazing. 28 00:00:59,369 --> 00:01:00,675 It's getting there. 29 00:01:00,676 --> 00:01:03,179 I feel like the formula still needs a little bit of work though. 30 00:01:03,180 --> 00:01:04,302 So get to work. 31 00:01:04,999 --> 00:01:08,084 And change that shirt of yours once in a while. 32 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:09,761 People are starting to talk. 33 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:16,294 And take it easy on that stuff. 34 00:01:16,552 --> 00:01:19,854 Quality control. It's part of the process. 35 00:01:28,934 --> 00:01:31,571 _ 36 00:01:43,529 --> 00:01:46,288 Hey. Just boxed up the new batch. 37 00:01:46,365 --> 00:01:48,508 You interested in giving it a spin? 38 00:01:48,584 --> 00:01:50,584 Yeah, pick me up. 39 00:01:56,702 --> 00:01:58,968 Why are you still tinkering, man? 40 00:01:59,045 --> 00:02:02,355 That last batch was perfection. 41 00:02:03,808 --> 00:02:07,112 Methylenedioxyamphetamine level was too low. 42 00:02:08,029 --> 00:02:10,506 I want the basal ganglia firing on both cylinders. 43 00:02:10,723 --> 00:02:13,699 Serotonin and dopamine cascading together. 44 00:02:14,748 --> 00:02:16,077 It's crazy, it's that simple. 45 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,708 Match the right chemicals with the right brain parts, 46 00:02:23,319 --> 00:02:24,752 anything can happen. 47 00:02:27,198 --> 00:02:28,464 Anything. 48 00:02:38,435 --> 00:02:39,642 Martin Roberts? 49 00:02:39,969 --> 00:02:41,019 Yes. 50 00:02:41,637 --> 00:02:42,736 Uh... 51 00:02:43,714 --> 00:02:45,616 My name is Olivia Moore. 52 00:02:46,142 --> 00:02:47,442 I'm your daughter. 53 00:02:54,743 --> 00:02:56,166 This is unbelievable. 54 00:02:56,486 --> 00:02:59,653 Mom finally gave me your name, and after that it was easy. 55 00:02:59,730 --> 00:03:01,278 I work for the police department. 56 00:03:02,191 --> 00:03:03,536 You're a police officer? 57 00:03:03,659 --> 00:03:06,127 Assistant to the medical examiner actually, but... 58 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:12,300 So your mom, I imagine she told you some stories. 59 00:03:13,386 --> 00:03:15,044 Well, she did tell me some. 60 00:03:15,055 --> 00:03:16,707 Well, that was a long time ago. 61 00:03:17,173 --> 00:03:18,609 And I'm sober now. 62 00:03:19,175 --> 00:03:21,008 And, uh... 63 00:03:21,085 --> 00:03:22,226 Sorry. 64 00:03:25,965 --> 00:03:29,323 Sorry, uh, work. I have to go, but... 65 00:03:30,594 --> 00:03:33,729 Maybe we could get together, get a coffee or... 66 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:36,115 Yes, I'd love that. 67 00:03:36,976 --> 00:03:38,371 Well, here's my card, so... 68 00:03:39,422 --> 00:03:41,148 Okay, sorry, I have to go. 69 00:03:43,866 --> 00:03:45,083 Liv... 70 00:03:46,819 --> 00:03:47,960 I'm glad you found me. 71 00:03:49,205 --> 00:03:50,379 Yeah. 72 00:03:57,898 --> 00:03:59,492 _ 73 00:03:59,926 --> 00:04:02,101 _ 74 00:04:02,102 --> 00:04:04,065 _ 75 00:04:04,066 --> 00:04:06,066 _ 76 00:04:06,658 --> 00:04:08,067 _ 77 00:04:08,069 --> 00:04:10,069 _ 78 00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:11,878 _ 79 00:04:12,104 --> 00:04:13,891 _ 80 00:04:13,892 --> 00:04:15,346 _ 81 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,765 _ 82 00:04:21,854 --> 00:04:24,947 I could tell when he opened the door, right off the bat. 83 00:04:25,024 --> 00:04:26,165 His eyes. 84 00:04:26,242 --> 00:04:27,916 Evan's eyes, it's him. 85 00:04:28,411 --> 00:04:29,502 It's my dad. 86 00:04:30,196 --> 00:04:31,337 Man, that's a lot. 87 00:04:31,414 --> 00:04:34,006 Mmm. 88 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:36,598 I've done it. 89 00:04:38,037 --> 00:04:40,588 Best grilled cheese the world's ever seen. 90 00:04:40,664 --> 00:04:43,808 Cheddar and Jack melted to perfection, 91 00:04:43,885 --> 00:04:47,636 on sourdough, toasted a sexy golden brown. 92 00:04:47,713 --> 00:04:50,356 And what better to nestle in amongst all that cheese 93 00:04:50,433 --> 00:04:51,657 than the cheesiest of brains? Car salesman. 94 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:54,353 - Car salesman? - Yeah. 95 00:04:54,355 --> 00:04:56,601 Tell me that's not Rick Randall's brain in there. 96 00:04:56,931 --> 00:05:00,111 Rick Randall, drove off the Fremont Bridge, a suicide. 97 00:05:00,112 --> 00:05:02,548 No, Rick Randall, the murder victim. 98 00:05:03,321 --> 00:05:06,322 This was the message he left on his wife's phone 99 00:05:06,398 --> 00:05:08,236 before he went into the lake. 100 00:05:08,237 --> 00:05:10,030 Gina, my car's out of control! 101 00:05:10,032 --> 00:05:11,465 It's steering itself! 102 00:05:11,466 --> 00:05:13,033 - I can't stop! Call someone! - Oh, God! 103 00:05:15,757 --> 00:05:18,626 - That can happen? - Uh-huh. Cars can be possessed. 104 00:05:18,627 --> 00:05:20,873 - Herbie for example. - Herbie wasn't possessed. 105 00:05:20,874 --> 00:05:22,124 You're thinking of Christine. 106 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:25,390 Herbie wasn't evil, he was the Love Bug. 107 00:05:25,466 --> 00:05:27,295 All right, focus up. 108 00:05:28,386 --> 00:05:31,780 Rick drove a Malevex Six, it comes with a self-drive setting. 109 00:05:31,856 --> 00:05:34,741 It's possible someone accessed the system from the outside. 110 00:05:34,818 --> 00:05:37,953 Vampire Steve's checking, so save some of that brain for Liv. 111 00:05:38,029 --> 00:05:39,996 Oh, and before I forget... 112 00:05:41,291 --> 00:05:42,865 Annual raffle time. 113 00:05:44,369 --> 00:05:45,827 It's a buck each, you know the drill. 114 00:05:45,837 --> 00:05:48,713 Everyone in the department sells at least 50 tickets. 115 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:52,417 No complaints, it's for a good cause. 116 00:05:52,493 --> 00:05:55,086 You know everyone just buys their own tickets, right? 117 00:05:55,163 --> 00:05:56,640 I don't care as long as we meet our quota. 118 00:05:56,664 --> 00:05:58,047 Well, what's the prize this year? 119 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:01,301 Margo Ball Motors donated a souped up '67 Mustang. 120 00:06:01,311 --> 00:06:03,311 Mmm, not really a car person. 121 00:06:03,395 --> 00:06:04,625 Eh, don't buy a ticket. 122 00:06:04,626 --> 00:06:06,326 What's the prize for whoever sells the most tickets? 123 00:06:06,327 --> 00:06:08,928 - A mountain bike. - The mountain's on the other side of the wall. 124 00:06:09,124 --> 00:06:11,486 Then don't win the contest. 125 00:06:13,732 --> 00:06:14,764 Ooh. 126 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:33,791 Check it out. Now this was the world's best grilled cheese. 127 00:06:33,868 --> 00:06:35,418 Oh, cute. 128 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:37,837 Meanwhile, I sold 60 raffle tickets. 129 00:06:37,921 --> 00:06:39,585 Sixty? We only got 50. 130 00:06:39,586 --> 00:06:43,217 I sold 10 of yours too, which makes me current sales leader. 131 00:06:43,294 --> 00:06:44,853 I haven't started, you cheated. 132 00:06:44,929 --> 00:06:46,309 I've heard that before. 133 00:06:46,310 --> 00:06:49,640 Oh, that's right, it's the first line of the loser national anthem. 134 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:51,602 All right, I'm off to get more tickets and win this thing. 135 00:06:51,603 --> 00:06:53,827 Make yourself useful, answer the phones or something. 136 00:06:54,472 --> 00:06:57,398 Dream on, I am ten times the salesman you are. 137 00:06:57,475 --> 00:06:58,867 I just like to start from behind, 138 00:06:58,943 --> 00:07:01,202 so it hurts worse when I blow past you. 139 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:02,820 Bring it on, blondie. 140 00:07:02,831 --> 00:07:04,614 I'll probably solve this case before you too. 141 00:07:04,843 --> 00:07:05,860 Laters. 142 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:07,840 Well, I'll help you like "Blue Bayou", 143 00:07:08,111 --> 00:07:09,881 because that's my theme song. 144 00:07:11,048 --> 00:07:14,082 Were you aware of anyone who had anything against Rick? 145 00:07:14,158 --> 00:07:16,918 Family, friends, maybe a rival at work? 146 00:07:16,994 --> 00:07:18,849 They were all rivals at that place. 147 00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:20,797 God, the testosterone. 148 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:22,223 All trying to be alpha dog. 149 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:24,343 Backstabbers, every one of them. 150 00:07:25,885 --> 00:07:28,853 So, what's the sitch, Clive? 151 00:07:29,090 --> 00:07:30,496 We got a live one? 152 00:07:30,543 --> 00:07:33,629 Liv, this is Mrs. Randall, widow of the deceased. 153 00:07:33,802 --> 00:07:35,353 Mmm-hmm, I'm up to speed. 154 00:07:35,430 --> 00:07:37,653 So, who wanted him dead? 155 00:07:37,908 --> 00:07:40,408 I think we can get that SOB the death penalty. 156 00:07:40,485 --> 00:07:42,402 Don't like the death penalty? 157 00:07:42,478 --> 00:07:44,579 What about life behind bars? 158 00:07:44,656 --> 00:07:46,122 - Liv... - Picture it. 159 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,708 - The widow? - The widow. 160 00:07:50,319 --> 00:07:53,704 Mrs. Randall. 161 00:07:53,781 --> 00:07:56,260 Isn't it true you recently purchased a substantial life insurance policy 162 00:07:56,284 --> 00:07:58,584 - for your husband? - Ravi. 163 00:07:58,595 --> 00:08:02,764 We upgraded our policy a couple years ago after Rick got a promotion. 164 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:05,392 You two. 165 00:08:11,015 --> 00:08:13,108 All right, give us a minute, please. 166 00:08:17,522 --> 00:08:18,522 Ravi. 167 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,169 What was that about life insurance? Where did you... 168 00:08:22,193 --> 00:08:25,662 Babs, who taught me it's always the spouse? 169 00:08:26,197 --> 00:08:27,372 You. 170 00:08:28,446 --> 00:08:29,987 I trusted my gut. 171 00:08:30,318 --> 00:08:32,001 Paid off. Up top. 172 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:37,132 You're not a detective, stay out. 173 00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:38,642 - She's not a detective. - But I'm a closer. 174 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,204 Let's head back in there and I'll break her. 175 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,348 Now that I loosened the lid. 176 00:08:42,205 --> 00:08:43,205 Lieutenant. 177 00:08:44,165 --> 00:08:45,548 Acting Lieutenant. 178 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,592 I was able to look over the systems about Malevex. 179 00:08:47,668 --> 00:08:51,345 Long story short, the self-drive was hacked from outside. 180 00:08:51,648 --> 00:08:52,988 Who could do that? 181 00:08:53,057 --> 00:08:54,724 A hacker, a good one. 182 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,727 Or anyone with access to the factory settings on the car. 183 00:08:57,803 --> 00:09:00,855 - So, like, anyone at the dealership? - Yeah. 184 00:09:00,866 --> 00:09:03,945 I'll call the general manager, see who all had access. 185 00:09:04,185 --> 00:09:06,494 Can you, like, put a trace on the hack? 186 00:09:06,571 --> 00:09:10,165 If you mean trace the command codes back to the source IP, maybe. 187 00:09:10,241 --> 00:09:12,428 But whoever did this covered their tracks rather nicely. 188 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,335 I may need the host computer to verify. 189 00:09:14,412 --> 00:09:16,096 Excellent work, Steve. 190 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:19,007 I would say that warrants a special deal on raffle tickets. 191 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:20,412 I'll go 10 for 10 bucks. 192 00:09:20,413 --> 00:09:23,503 That's not a special deal, that's just what they cost. 193 00:09:23,513 --> 00:09:25,393 Straight talk, 20 tickets for a Jackson. 194 00:09:25,724 --> 00:09:27,390 Come on. 195 00:09:29,043 --> 00:09:30,927 - Whatever, sold out anyway. - Me too. 196 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:32,228 - I'll take 20. - 40. 197 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:38,735 Blaine! 198 00:09:40,221 --> 00:09:41,404 What... 199 00:09:42,273 --> 00:09:44,690 What did you do? 200 00:09:44,701 --> 00:09:48,194 The, uh, deposit on my Freylich girl's brain went through and... 201 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:50,112 No offense, but when it comes to tables, 202 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:52,198 I prefer a Noguchi to ping pong. 203 00:09:52,951 --> 00:09:55,993 Mommy doesn't let us have food or drink down here. 204 00:09:56,004 --> 00:09:58,802 Well, she made this for me herself. 205 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:01,539 After I got her a new washer and dryer. 206 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,563 Whisper quiet. 207 00:10:03,962 --> 00:10:05,594 Unlike her son. 208 00:10:06,247 --> 00:10:10,029 Anyway, I need you to find our old friend Dalton Earl Duke. 209 00:10:10,301 --> 00:10:12,301 I have a business proposition for him. 210 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,803 You called me here just for that? 211 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:15,307 Of course not. 212 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,522 I thought we could catch up. 213 00:10:17,734 --> 00:10:20,563 We hardly get any quality time anymore. 214 00:10:21,309 --> 00:10:22,795 What happened to us? 215 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:26,407 I have a bar to run by myself. 216 00:10:26,818 --> 00:10:27,862 Yeah. 217 00:10:27,992 --> 00:10:30,778 - How is the old Scratching Post? - You mean Don E Be Good. 218 00:10:32,690 --> 00:10:34,880 I get you're laying low. 219 00:10:35,326 --> 00:10:37,104 But you could still help out in the back. 220 00:10:37,256 --> 00:10:40,048 By doing what? Invoices? 221 00:10:40,615 --> 00:10:42,956 For instance. 222 00:10:43,218 --> 00:10:45,835 - At least, just consider it. - Considered. No. 223 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:48,221 Okay, good catch up. Now go, Don E. 224 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:49,931 Go. 225 00:10:50,791 --> 00:10:53,142 Oh, and tell Mom E, 226 00:10:55,346 --> 00:10:56,604 I'm ready for a refill. 227 00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:05,655 Corporal Jones. 228 00:11:07,975 --> 00:11:09,993 Says here you have flu symptoms. 229 00:11:11,955 --> 00:11:13,738 Feels like I got hit by a truck. 230 00:11:13,814 --> 00:11:15,665 Let me take a look. 231 00:11:16,984 --> 00:11:18,729 I don't believe I've seen you before. 232 00:11:25,993 --> 00:11:27,418 Congratulations, Doc. 233 00:11:27,495 --> 00:11:28,761 You're a zombie now. 234 00:11:31,415 --> 00:11:34,559 If you wanna survive, you need to do exactly what I say. 235 00:11:38,642 --> 00:11:40,662 _ 236 00:11:41,539 --> 00:11:42,755 Welcome back, darlin'. 237 00:11:42,765 --> 00:11:44,548 Congrats on arranging the summit. 238 00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:47,051 Ambassadors, and senators, and generals. Oh, my. 239 00:11:47,127 --> 00:11:48,469 Well, don't congratulate me yet. 240 00:11:48,806 --> 00:11:50,296 And they agreed to come hear us out, 241 00:11:50,367 --> 00:11:52,084 you know, see for themselves that zombies 242 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,872 aren't slaughtering humans in the streets. 243 00:11:53,873 --> 00:11:56,553 If they don't buy into Major's plan, they might just nuke us anyway. 244 00:11:57,449 --> 00:11:59,628 Oh, it's gonna go great. 245 00:11:59,908 --> 00:12:03,839 All right? You're smart, you're focused and sexy. 246 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,337 But you know, if we might get nuked at any minute, 247 00:12:08,669 --> 00:12:10,752 wouldn't you like to sail into the hereafter 248 00:12:10,823 --> 00:12:12,481 behind the wheel of a classic American... 249 00:12:12,538 --> 00:12:14,121 I already bought tickets from Liv. 250 00:12:15,282 --> 00:12:16,949 - Did you? - Yeah. 251 00:12:19,824 --> 00:12:22,383 So what are the chances you reach an actual agreement 252 00:12:22,391 --> 00:12:24,984 - with our friends in the US government? - Slim. 253 00:12:26,174 --> 00:12:29,017 One of the generals has a daughter stuck here in Seattle. 254 00:12:29,093 --> 00:12:31,684 He wants to see her, and we can't find her. 255 00:12:31,971 --> 00:12:33,332 Not good. 256 00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:35,988 Hey, we'll still keep trying but, uh... 257 00:12:36,142 --> 00:12:39,286 It's time. Hi, Zombie dropped 40 seconds ago. 258 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,539 - Thank you. - Yeah. 259 00:12:44,868 --> 00:12:47,330 So, how nervous is the executive producer right now? 260 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:50,630 Well, since she's bet her entire career on its success, very. 261 00:12:50,707 --> 00:12:53,041 - There it is. - Oh. 262 00:12:53,117 --> 00:12:55,719 Okay, here goes nothing. 263 00:12:58,214 --> 00:13:00,173 Come on, Ed, it's just dinner. 264 00:13:00,249 --> 00:13:02,124 They're the new neighbors, we're being polite. 265 00:13:02,202 --> 00:13:04,886 I know, it's just every morning I go out to get the paper 266 00:13:04,962 --> 00:13:07,169 and Jeff waves at me and goes, "Hi, Zombie." 267 00:13:07,632 --> 00:13:09,152 - Hello! - Ed, you are a zombie. 268 00:13:09,225 --> 00:13:10,932 But you don't just say that. 269 00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:12,613 Do I go up to Mrs. McConney and shout, 270 00:13:12,614 --> 00:13:14,275 "Hi, Italian." 271 00:13:14,277 --> 00:13:16,412 Or when my boss gives me a deadline, am I like, 272 00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:17,672 "You got it, black guy." 273 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:20,276 - Or when I see Mrs. Chan... - Don't be so sensitive, Ed. 274 00:13:24,908 --> 00:13:25,999 Hi, zombies. 275 00:13:27,527 --> 00:13:29,628 Hi, humans. 276 00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:53,029 Just be a few minutes, ma'am. Thank you. 277 00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:58,914 A free zombie state. 278 00:13:59,201 --> 00:14:01,560 Located on a remote island in the Puget Sound. 279 00:14:02,079 --> 00:14:05,822 My predecessor, Vivian Stoll, was preparing it for the 300 zombies 280 00:14:05,898 --> 00:14:07,565 she knew existed at the time. 281 00:14:07,859 --> 00:14:10,451 Now we're looking to relocate all 10,000 zombies to this... 282 00:14:10,462 --> 00:14:12,003 Zombie island? 283 00:14:12,822 --> 00:14:13,880 It's ambitious, 284 00:14:13,957 --> 00:14:16,827 but we believe this is our best solution. 285 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,905 Short of a cure which we're all working on. 286 00:14:19,328 --> 00:14:23,123 You want me to ask voters to spend their tax dollars 287 00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:26,725 - on dead people instead of live ones? - Senator... 288 00:14:26,727 --> 00:14:28,940 He wants you to ask your voters to save the planet. 289 00:14:29,472 --> 00:14:31,055 I understand your concerns. 290 00:14:31,066 --> 00:14:33,566 But I believe if we work together in good faith, 291 00:14:33,643 --> 00:14:36,866 we can find a way forward toward a more peaceful tomorrow. 292 00:14:41,317 --> 00:14:42,864 Nootropics, huh? 293 00:14:43,319 --> 00:14:45,893 I take these and I'm like the Limitless guy? 294 00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:49,028 Steroids for your mind. Your brain will be kicking sand in the face 295 00:14:49,029 --> 00:14:51,681 of all the weakling brains down at brain beach. 296 00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,296 They said you'd gone legit. 297 00:14:55,615 --> 00:14:57,664 This seems like a pretty nice little scam. 298 00:14:57,665 --> 00:15:00,624 Oh, it works. I get string theory now. 299 00:15:01,004 --> 00:15:02,548 Go ahead, take a free sample, you'll see. 300 00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:03,582 And the money? 301 00:15:03,584 --> 00:15:05,716 Same as when I was in the gourmet brain business. 302 00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:08,101 Just now, I run with thought leaders and entrepreneurs 303 00:15:08,178 --> 00:15:10,720 instead of goons and killers. 304 00:15:10,797 --> 00:15:14,390 I don't really miss the smuggling business. 305 00:15:14,467 --> 00:15:15,515 Mmm. 306 00:15:16,486 --> 00:15:18,478 - So what do you want to talk about? - Smuggling. 307 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,876 I need to talk to your old associates in the black market brain biz. 308 00:15:23,193 --> 00:15:27,225 Think I can offer you something that thought leaders and entrepreneurs can't. 309 00:15:28,281 --> 00:15:31,958 Maybe your jacked up brain can wrap itself around this number. 310 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:39,841 I'll make a few calls. 311 00:15:42,912 --> 00:15:44,554 Yo, Beanpole. 312 00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:46,780 _ 313 00:15:47,884 --> 00:15:50,518 Beanpole, where you at, man? We gotta move this stuff. 314 00:15:56,217 --> 00:15:58,893 Oh, come on, you junkie, where'd you go off to now? 315 00:15:58,970 --> 00:16:00,487 Scott E, get a move on, dude, 316 00:16:00,563 --> 00:16:02,155 we're ready to roll out of here. 317 00:16:02,232 --> 00:16:04,115 I'm coming, keep your pants on. 318 00:16:06,736 --> 00:16:08,035 I'm surrounded by idiots. 319 00:16:09,706 --> 00:16:12,832 So I says to him, "My man, I'm glad you got a good price", 320 00:16:12,909 --> 00:16:14,834 but those are not Ted Baker boots." 321 00:16:14,911 --> 00:16:17,837 Oh, man. So they weren't boots? 322 00:16:17,914 --> 00:16:19,779 Dude, calm down. 323 00:16:20,416 --> 00:16:22,342 What? He just told a story. 324 00:16:22,418 --> 00:16:24,674 Whatever, we got drugs to sell. 325 00:16:25,037 --> 00:16:26,629 Fresh from the oven, let's go. 326 00:16:26,706 --> 00:16:28,798 So you're hitting the Nine Trolls or... 327 00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,725 Julian's got the escape part covered. 328 00:16:30,802 --> 00:16:33,513 Max Rager's throwing a little soirée on the company yacht. 329 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,471 Think I'll swing by. 330 00:16:35,548 --> 00:16:37,723 Dude, why not just say boat party like a regular human? 331 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,402 Ah. Because it's a soirée, Scott E. 332 00:16:48,185 --> 00:16:50,367 I don't see why you like that guy. 333 00:16:50,897 --> 00:16:52,413 What? He's fun. 334 00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:56,025 Utopium, certain batch, 335 00:16:56,027 --> 00:16:59,829 just anything relating to a drug chemist called Beanpole Bob, 336 00:16:59,906 --> 00:17:02,799 any references between 2014 and 2015. 337 00:17:06,579 --> 00:17:10,014 Great. Thank you, Sergeant, bye-bye. 338 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:15,906 Hiding behind phones while I'm pressing flesh and closing suckers. 339 00:17:16,231 --> 00:17:19,027 Not how you win the sales game, my friend. 340 00:17:19,442 --> 00:17:21,809 That was Clive's friend in Vice, 341 00:17:21,886 --> 00:17:24,237 who I've enlisted in my search for that Beanpole Bob guy 342 00:17:24,314 --> 00:17:26,072 and potentially a zombie cure. 343 00:17:26,149 --> 00:17:30,410 Now, I'll turn to the CDC's list of Freylich kids Charlie sent me 344 00:17:30,486 --> 00:17:35,531 which shows one kid here in Seattle whose life I'll now help safeguard. 345 00:17:35,608 --> 00:17:37,851 So you really wanna go head-to-head with Renegade? 346 00:17:38,036 --> 00:17:40,977 The Renegade in the saving lives area? 347 00:17:41,664 --> 00:17:43,981 I saved more people than that before breakfast. 348 00:17:44,283 --> 00:17:45,967 Nope. 349 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,754 Oh. Hi. 350 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,672 Hi, sorry, I'm a bit early. 351 00:17:51,683 --> 00:17:54,851 It's fine. Ravi, this is Martin Roberts. 352 00:17:56,179 --> 00:17:58,605 Right, Martin Roberts. 353 00:17:58,681 --> 00:18:00,240 Yep, deadbeat dad. 354 00:18:00,609 --> 00:18:03,276 Out to make up for a 30-year absence with one hot dog. 355 00:18:03,353 --> 00:18:04,477 Hmm. 356 00:18:04,553 --> 00:18:05,553 Wish me luck. 357 00:18:06,022 --> 00:18:07,155 Good luck. 358 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:19,867 Hello? 359 00:18:19,944 --> 00:18:24,130 Hi, yes, I'd like to speak to a Ms. Darcy Bennett. 360 00:18:24,207 --> 00:18:27,634 My name is Ravi Chakrabarti and I'd like to speak to her about... 361 00:18:28,544 --> 00:18:31,179 Dropped out? When? 362 00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:37,263 After rehab, I didn't have a ton of options. 363 00:18:37,762 --> 00:18:41,105 Mom said that you traveled the globe working for Doctors Without Borders? 364 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,766 Yeah, that was tough. 365 00:18:43,843 --> 00:18:46,444 - You see things. - But for your soul. 366 00:18:47,513 --> 00:18:48,513 I don't know. 367 00:18:48,853 --> 00:18:51,832 Maybe a little pride in doing something for the greater good, 368 00:18:51,901 --> 00:18:54,112 but you know there was so much death. 369 00:18:54,645 --> 00:18:56,397 So much suffering, I... 370 00:18:56,739 --> 00:18:59,290 I'm sure I'll always be haunted by it. 371 00:19:00,743 --> 00:19:01,834 You all right? 372 00:19:03,004 --> 00:19:05,004 Oh, it's seasonal, you know. 373 00:19:07,158 --> 00:19:09,282 So, you're a zombie. 374 00:19:09,869 --> 00:19:11,844 - You can tell? - Yes. 375 00:19:11,921 --> 00:19:13,414 Out and proud. 376 00:19:13,923 --> 00:19:15,848 I admire that. 377 00:19:18,094 --> 00:19:19,969 - Um, what can I get you? - Oh. 378 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,887 Extra peppers and hot sauce, please. 379 00:19:21,898 --> 00:19:23,106 Make that two. 380 00:19:25,926 --> 00:19:27,151 You're a zombie, too. 381 00:19:28,387 --> 00:19:30,062 How did you get turned? 382 00:19:30,139 --> 00:19:32,437 Aleutian Flu shot. You? 383 00:19:32,984 --> 00:19:36,002 I'm an O.Z., I got scratched at the Max Rager boat party. 384 00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:37,829 Here you go. 385 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,004 Oh. 386 00:19:55,581 --> 00:19:57,390 So when's the last time you used, Martin? 387 00:19:59,436 --> 00:20:01,177 Congestion, flush, 388 00:20:01,253 --> 00:20:03,968 manual tremors, I'm a doctor, I know the signs. 389 00:20:04,474 --> 00:20:06,065 You're still on Utopium. 390 00:20:12,114 --> 00:20:13,915 _ 391 00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:18,728 I know it must be disappointing to learn your father is an addict. 392 00:20:18,805 --> 00:20:21,055 No, this is on me, Mom told me what you were 393 00:20:21,066 --> 00:20:22,797 and I tracked you down anyway. 394 00:20:23,259 --> 00:20:25,723 I didn't know what I was expecting, she'd be loving this. 395 00:20:26,554 --> 00:20:29,196 The thing of it is, Liv, when I saw you at the door, 396 00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:31,724 I don't know, it was like... 397 00:20:32,226 --> 00:20:33,496 You're the reason I needed. 398 00:20:33,497 --> 00:20:36,592 - The reason? - Yes, the reason I needed to kick. 399 00:20:36,823 --> 00:20:38,448 Once and for all. 400 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:41,638 I don't think I have anything left to give, Martin. 401 00:20:42,445 --> 00:20:44,254 And if I wasn't a reason when I was born, 402 00:20:45,073 --> 00:20:46,383 why would I be one now? 403 00:20:47,116 --> 00:20:48,574 I have to go to work. 404 00:20:49,502 --> 00:20:50,719 Take care of yourself. 405 00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:58,885 Okay, if you all follow me, we have lunch waiting 406 00:20:58,962 --> 00:21:01,313 and we can prepare for the afternoon session. 407 00:21:15,645 --> 00:21:18,496 Lillywhite, I thought we agreed my daughter would be here. 408 00:21:19,607 --> 00:21:21,375 I hoped she would, General. 409 00:21:21,609 --> 00:21:24,494 But she chose not to come, for her own reasons. 410 00:21:24,704 --> 00:21:26,593 You know what this is, don't you? 411 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:30,066 - It's a difficult situation. - It's a hostage situation. 412 00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:34,212 You zombies are terrorists holding half a million humans hostage 413 00:21:34,288 --> 00:21:35,797 until you get what you want. 414 00:21:35,873 --> 00:21:37,439 I don't even know why we're here. 415 00:21:37,717 --> 00:21:40,600 The US government doesn't negotiate with terrorists. 416 00:21:41,129 --> 00:21:43,502 I've been biting my tongue a long time. 417 00:21:43,965 --> 00:21:47,564 But now, now that you couldn't produce my daughter, 418 00:21:48,987 --> 00:21:52,489 I'm going to walk through the rubble of Seattle. 419 00:21:55,494 --> 00:21:58,536 I believe there are sandwiches and drinks available in the commissary. 420 00:22:03,502 --> 00:22:06,577 I turned back and he was just standing there 421 00:22:06,654 --> 00:22:07,698 looking so forlorn. 422 00:22:07,715 --> 00:22:09,432 You could've gotten in when the getting was good. 423 00:22:09,456 --> 00:22:10,514 Them's the breaks. 424 00:22:15,588 --> 00:22:18,223 Driving through the mountains? Orgasmic. 425 00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:21,592 Yeah, it's bad, real bad. 426 00:22:21,669 --> 00:22:23,269 We got the general manager in there. 427 00:22:23,689 --> 00:22:25,522 Right. 428 00:22:25,598 --> 00:22:27,974 Let's rip his face off. 429 00:22:28,051 --> 00:22:30,268 Ravi, no, I told you... 430 00:22:30,344 --> 00:22:32,061 Clive, what do you wanna do with the case? 431 00:22:32,072 --> 00:22:34,313 I wanna close it, but not in the way you're thinking, 432 00:22:34,324 --> 00:22:37,158 so just, no. Come on, Liv. 433 00:22:44,317 --> 00:22:48,211 So, Mr. Fischer, I understand the Malevax Six comes with the self-drive? 434 00:22:48,288 --> 00:22:50,163 Amazing vehicle, the auto pilot mode 435 00:22:50,239 --> 00:22:52,215 is one of its many incredible features. 436 00:22:52,259 --> 00:22:54,259 You could drive it to New York City without lifting a finger. 437 00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:56,177 You're not gonna hook this brick, Green B. 438 00:22:56,254 --> 00:22:58,447 Never say never. 439 00:22:59,832 --> 00:23:02,459 The auto drive comes with factory presets, correct? 440 00:23:02,978 --> 00:23:05,311 Anyone with those could access the auto drive? 441 00:23:05,388 --> 00:23:06,637 Well, I mean, conceivably. 442 00:23:06,648 --> 00:23:08,231 You have access to the presets? 443 00:23:08,308 --> 00:23:10,417 Yeah, but I'm not gonna off my best salesman. 444 00:23:10,843 --> 00:23:12,602 Rick Randall was a closing machine, 445 00:23:12,678 --> 00:23:14,790 he won the annual sales competition five years running. 446 00:23:14,814 --> 00:23:18,149 - Annual sales competition? - First place gets a Malevax Six. 447 00:23:18,226 --> 00:23:19,901 Second place gets a set of steak knives, 448 00:23:19,911 --> 00:23:21,327 last place, a pink slip. 449 00:23:21,404 --> 00:23:22,612 - Ooh. - Fired? 450 00:23:22,688 --> 00:23:25,573 Rick always won, it drove Stu Solano crazy. 451 00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:28,409 - Who's Stu Solano? - Second place, five years running. 452 00:23:28,661 --> 00:23:30,119 Guys got a lot of steak knives. 453 00:23:30,196 --> 00:23:32,538 - Let me guess, bitter? - Oh, he's bitter, all right. 454 00:23:32,615 --> 00:23:33,998 Rick stole Gina from him. 455 00:23:34,075 --> 00:23:35,759 Rick's wife used to go out with Stu? 456 00:23:35,835 --> 00:23:36,925 Mmm-hmm. 457 00:23:37,378 --> 00:23:38,473 Well, she didn't mention that. 458 00:23:38,474 --> 00:23:41,598 I get it, why spread around you were with a second place nobody. 459 00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:43,770 Stu's good, he just lacks a killer instinct. 460 00:23:44,293 --> 00:23:45,813 Sales is a blood sport. 461 00:23:45,887 --> 00:23:47,479 It sure is. 462 00:23:50,591 --> 00:23:52,001 Rick cheated. 463 00:23:52,268 --> 00:23:55,790 Bribed the desk for leads, stole them from the other salesmen. 464 00:23:56,189 --> 00:23:58,594 I played to win, but I played fair. 465 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:01,234 Far as I'm concerned, I won. 466 00:24:01,244 --> 00:24:03,073 With the steak knives to prove it. 467 00:24:03,646 --> 00:24:06,072 When Rick married your ex Gina, 468 00:24:06,149 --> 00:24:07,198 were you cool with that? 469 00:24:07,275 --> 00:24:08,366 Gina? 470 00:24:09,652 --> 00:24:11,795 She was more of a demo for me, you know? 471 00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:14,945 If you want a guy with motive, 472 00:24:15,467 --> 00:24:17,321 take a look at Teddy Fischer. 473 00:24:17,544 --> 00:24:21,179 Rick was gunning for Teddy's job and everybody knew. 474 00:24:21,664 --> 00:24:22,664 Especially Teddy. 475 00:24:28,254 --> 00:24:30,680 The best loser there is, bon voyage, Jack. 476 00:24:30,756 --> 00:24:33,274 Are you a winner, Rick? Or should I ask your wife? 477 00:24:36,688 --> 00:24:38,997 - Who's Jack? - Jack Klein? 478 00:24:39,473 --> 00:24:41,774 Used to work for Margo Ball, 479 00:24:41,851 --> 00:24:44,941 got old, got slow, got fired last year. 480 00:24:46,706 --> 00:24:49,040 Sales, man, it's a blood sport. 481 00:24:51,244 --> 00:24:53,424 Gentlemen, thanks for coming. 482 00:24:54,339 --> 00:24:57,628 What I have for you is an invitation to join a business venture. 483 00:24:58,343 --> 00:25:00,844 It's not unlike the brain smuggling you've done in the past, 484 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,345 only now the owner of the brain will remain attached 485 00:25:04,591 --> 00:25:05,887 and alive. 486 00:25:06,167 --> 00:25:07,499 So it's basically the same deal. 487 00:25:07,577 --> 00:25:11,688 And the financial terms will reflect this increase 488 00:25:11,764 --> 00:25:13,565 in the unit we're transporting. 489 00:25:14,926 --> 00:25:18,098 You're each receiving a name and an address. 490 00:25:18,738 --> 00:25:20,896 And the items you will be transporting. 491 00:25:21,274 --> 00:25:24,315 You bring 'em in, you get paid, you go get another. 492 00:25:25,069 --> 00:25:27,162 "Bird Manor Hall School for Girls." 493 00:25:28,373 --> 00:25:29,937 Is this a kid? 494 00:25:30,358 --> 00:25:33,543 They all are, or rather, teens, 495 00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:36,421 who let's be honest, are the worst. 496 00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:42,168 So, you may need to come up a little on the fee. 497 00:25:42,245 --> 00:25:44,337 I already gave them a bump for the extra weight. 498 00:25:44,413 --> 00:25:46,380 You didn't mention they were kids. 499 00:25:46,391 --> 00:25:50,274 Teens, who other than the random passage of time are basically adults. 500 00:25:50,896 --> 00:25:53,032 - Why do they care? - Well, it's, um... 501 00:25:53,565 --> 00:25:55,090 It's a moral issue. 502 00:25:55,549 --> 00:25:56,774 These guys? 503 00:25:56,851 --> 00:25:58,309 Give me a second. 504 00:25:58,386 --> 00:25:59,518 Hey. 505 00:26:03,483 --> 00:26:06,743 Okay, extra 15,000 a head. 506 00:26:06,819 --> 00:26:08,236 To cover the moral issue. 507 00:26:08,246 --> 00:26:09,412 - Five. - Thirteen. 508 00:26:09,489 --> 00:26:10,489 Ten. 509 00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:13,631 - Hmm. - Okay, then. 510 00:26:14,327 --> 00:26:16,963 Let's go round up some rugrats, huh? 511 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,120 _ 512 00:26:22,410 --> 00:26:25,003 Clive, let me ask you a question, you were in Vice. 513 00:26:25,771 --> 00:26:28,435 How many people who've been heavily addicted for 30 years 514 00:26:28,749 --> 00:26:29,907 turn themselves around? 515 00:26:29,917 --> 00:26:31,913 Hmm, I know it happens. 516 00:26:32,328 --> 00:26:35,045 - That's good. - I've never seen it, though. 517 00:26:39,835 --> 00:26:42,961 Hi, Seattle P.D., we're looking for Jack Klein? 518 00:26:43,038 --> 00:26:45,756 - What for? - I'm Jack, how can I help you? 519 00:26:45,766 --> 00:26:48,759 We wanted to ask you some questions about the death of Rick Randall. 520 00:26:48,769 --> 00:26:49,977 Like how great it was? 521 00:26:50,629 --> 00:26:52,135 Emily, honey. 522 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,441 - Whatever, I'm late. - Call me if your practice runs late. 523 00:26:55,517 --> 00:26:57,976 Dad, I'll text you 'cause it's not 2003, okay? 524 00:26:58,053 --> 00:27:00,195 Come on in. 525 00:27:04,810 --> 00:27:08,886 Yeah, I worked at Margo Ball for what, um, 23 years. 526 00:27:09,147 --> 00:27:12,291 It must've hurt when they fired you after all those years of service. 527 00:27:12,368 --> 00:27:14,366 That whole place was toxic. 528 00:27:14,795 --> 00:27:17,939 I mean, I feel sorry for those miserable jerks. 529 00:27:18,248 --> 00:27:20,343 Emily transferred back from USC, 530 00:27:20,344 --> 00:27:22,876 so I get to see her a lot more than I used to. 531 00:27:22,953 --> 00:27:24,994 Get to see some of her field hockey games. 532 00:27:25,306 --> 00:27:27,246 Plus, the coffee's much better at home. 533 00:27:29,810 --> 00:27:31,393 I'm much happier here. 534 00:27:32,647 --> 00:27:34,480 We looked over the sales numbers, 535 00:27:34,556 --> 00:27:36,556 it looks like you slipped into last 536 00:27:36,633 --> 00:27:38,752 after Rick closed a deal you originated. 537 00:27:39,153 --> 00:27:41,279 - Were you aware of that? - So what if he did? 538 00:27:41,897 --> 00:27:43,730 What do they always say over there? 539 00:27:43,807 --> 00:27:45,729 - "Sales is a..." - "Blood sport." 540 00:27:45,899 --> 00:27:46,948 Right. 541 00:27:46,950 --> 00:27:49,857 A witness said he heard you suggest that Rick should 542 00:27:50,188 --> 00:27:52,322 ask his wife something the day you were fired. 543 00:27:52,691 --> 00:27:54,866 - What did you mean? - Not my finest moment. 544 00:27:54,877 --> 00:27:55,877 What did you mean? 545 00:27:57,112 --> 00:27:59,171 Get this, Rick's wife Gina, 546 00:27:59,248 --> 00:28:01,340 she used to go around with Stu Solano. 547 00:28:01,417 --> 00:28:03,458 - Oh, we're aware. - Yeah, but did you know 548 00:28:03,535 --> 00:28:06,795 that all along she was two timing with Teddy. 549 00:28:06,872 --> 00:28:09,445 What? Teddy Fischer? 550 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,850 - The general manager? - See what I mean? 551 00:28:11,927 --> 00:28:13,543 Place is a snake pit. 552 00:28:15,213 --> 00:28:17,356 Don't tell me I'm raging out, I'm not raging out! 553 00:28:17,433 --> 00:28:19,024 Your eyes are a little red, Ed. 554 00:28:19,101 --> 00:28:21,259 I went swimming, it's from the chlorine. 555 00:28:21,887 --> 00:28:24,697 You're darn right, I'm furious, but not because I'm a zombie, 556 00:28:24,773 --> 00:28:26,281 it's because you're an idiot. 557 00:28:26,358 --> 00:28:27,825 Peak TV, my ass. 558 00:28:29,611 --> 00:28:31,308 There's my girl. 559 00:28:32,281 --> 00:28:34,156 Sorry to send in the heavy like this. 560 00:28:34,232 --> 00:28:36,210 It's just when I heard people were looking for you, 561 00:28:36,234 --> 00:28:38,554 I got a little worried that my investment might be at risk. 562 00:28:39,112 --> 00:28:40,963 Carl, you can go. 563 00:28:43,426 --> 00:28:44,651 So... 564 00:28:45,202 --> 00:28:47,888 Any idea who our mystery caller might be? 565 00:28:48,330 --> 00:28:49,456 My roommate took the call, 566 00:28:49,457 --> 00:28:52,767 said his name was like Ravi "Shark Buddy" or something. 567 00:28:53,968 --> 00:28:55,449 And he was putting on a fake British accent. 568 00:28:57,172 --> 00:28:59,869 I know him actually, accent's real. 569 00:29:00,509 --> 00:29:02,893 He wants your brain for science, so, 570 00:29:02,903 --> 00:29:04,625 I'd definitely steer clear. 571 00:29:04,980 --> 00:29:08,023 It's probably best that you just lay low for a while. 572 00:29:08,034 --> 00:29:09,324 Lay low? 573 00:29:10,152 --> 00:29:12,110 - In here? - Yup. 574 00:29:12,121 --> 00:29:16,009 I mean, being bored out of my mind is not on my bucket list. 575 00:29:16,292 --> 00:29:18,366 Okay. 576 00:29:18,443 --> 00:29:22,208 There are other places we could stash you in that are a bit more lively. 577 00:29:22,790 --> 00:29:24,965 Have you ever been to The Scratching Post? 578 00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:28,807 I think we should get Gina and Teddy back in here. 579 00:29:29,171 --> 00:29:32,589 If they were having an affair, and he knew Rick was gunning for his job, 580 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:33,783 they could've worked together. 581 00:29:33,784 --> 00:29:36,413 I don't know, I say there's something off about that Jack guy. 582 00:29:36,625 --> 00:29:38,595 Liv, the man still owns a flip phone, 583 00:29:38,672 --> 00:29:40,288 you think he can hack a Malevax? 584 00:29:41,299 --> 00:29:43,370 Clive, Liv. 585 00:29:43,885 --> 00:29:46,820 Ravi, whatever sales nonsense this is, I'm just in no mood. 586 00:29:47,782 --> 00:29:49,843 I've had a vision. 587 00:29:50,534 --> 00:29:54,841 Rick walks out to his car, finds his windscreen smashed. 588 00:29:55,197 --> 00:29:57,405 That's it? You call that a vision? 589 00:29:57,482 --> 00:30:00,408 And the words, "Die, pig" spray painted on his hood. 590 00:30:00,485 --> 00:30:03,170 I don't suppose you saw who smashed his window and tagged his car? 591 00:30:05,157 --> 00:30:06,832 Yeah, you never do. 592 00:30:06,842 --> 00:30:09,543 But I'll see if his insurance company has any photos. 593 00:30:09,619 --> 00:30:13,388 Boom! That easy. Oh, and if you got a few more raffle tickets. 594 00:30:13,465 --> 00:30:14,673 Actually, me, too, 595 00:30:14,749 --> 00:30:16,018 twice whatever you've giving him. 596 00:30:16,042 --> 00:30:18,477 No, no, no, no, no. 597 00:30:18,554 --> 00:30:20,979 No more tickets, just no, no, no. 598 00:30:25,820 --> 00:30:27,694 Ah, ah, ah! 599 00:30:30,065 --> 00:30:31,490 Coffee's for closers. 600 00:30:32,809 --> 00:30:35,202 I still have more tickets. 601 00:30:43,361 --> 00:30:45,754 Burrito Monday is officially canceled. 602 00:30:51,512 --> 00:30:54,384 It sucks. 603 00:30:55,123 --> 00:30:57,966 Owning a bar is supposed to be fun. 604 00:30:58,043 --> 00:31:01,728 I shouldn't be doing grunt work. 605 00:31:01,805 --> 00:31:03,605 God! 606 00:31:04,841 --> 00:31:07,267 My life is the worst. 607 00:31:07,344 --> 00:31:11,363 We could switch, I'll run the bar, you could be the zombie prostitute. 608 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,691 And what the hell? I thought we had a strict "No love songs" 609 00:31:14,702 --> 00:31:16,368 "on the jukebox" policy. 610 00:31:16,445 --> 00:31:18,919 - Who put this on? - I did. 611 00:31:28,698 --> 00:31:30,457 It happens to be my jam. 612 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:36,434 _ 613 00:31:36,650 --> 00:31:38,215 What, you don't like music? 614 00:31:38,591 --> 00:31:42,066 I just think that this song is a little cheesy. 615 00:31:42,665 --> 00:31:44,248 Says the guy wearing that shirt. 616 00:31:45,609 --> 00:31:47,242 What? 617 00:31:47,319 --> 00:31:48,711 No, it's... 618 00:31:49,997 --> 00:31:51,363 Bold. 619 00:31:52,365 --> 00:31:54,166 - Can I get a beer? - Can I see some ID? 620 00:31:54,176 --> 00:31:55,551 No, I got this. 621 00:32:00,916 --> 00:32:02,141 It's on the house. 622 00:32:07,088 --> 00:32:08,647 No freakin' way. 623 00:32:10,504 --> 00:32:11,720 Hey, hey. 624 00:32:13,637 --> 00:32:15,016 That's the girl. 625 00:32:15,355 --> 00:32:17,551 The match maker told me about my soul mate. 626 00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:20,993 - She's out of my league, isn't she? - Oh, yeah, way out. 627 00:32:22,771 --> 00:32:26,104 But also that's Blaine's Freylich girl. 628 00:32:27,034 --> 00:32:29,194 Fatal brain disease, she's going to be dead any minute. 629 00:32:30,204 --> 00:32:31,879 So, well... 630 00:32:33,373 --> 00:32:34,965 Sorry, I guess. 631 00:32:37,452 --> 00:32:39,301 Well, it turns out our dead guy Rick 632 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,562 did make an insurance claim after his car was vandalized. 633 00:32:42,883 --> 00:32:45,425 - Yeah, he did. - Here's what's interesting. 634 00:32:45,502 --> 00:32:46,789 These holes here, 635 00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:50,055 whoever smashed it used something with a rounded end 636 00:32:50,131 --> 00:32:51,473 that punched through the glass. 637 00:32:51,550 --> 00:32:53,475 - Like a baseball bat? - Or a golf club. 638 00:32:53,552 --> 00:32:54,745 Ah, could be. 639 00:32:55,082 --> 00:32:56,683 Could be, or... 640 00:32:57,973 --> 00:33:00,398 - A field hockey stick. - Jack's daughter. 641 00:33:00,409 --> 00:33:01,795 Emily Klein. 642 00:33:02,027 --> 00:33:04,161 Remember how happy she was that Rick was dead? 643 00:33:04,238 --> 00:33:06,893 She didn't strike me as a girl with a dragon tattoo. 644 00:33:07,241 --> 00:33:08,332 Oh, that so? 645 00:33:09,743 --> 00:33:13,022 She happens to be a Computer Science major at USC. 646 00:33:13,339 --> 00:33:16,748 Expelled last year for hacking a blimp during homecoming week 647 00:33:16,759 --> 00:33:18,917 and programming it to display lewd comments 648 00:33:18,994 --> 00:33:21,268 about her ex during the UCLA game. 649 00:33:21,839 --> 00:33:23,557 Now, if you'll excuse me. 650 00:33:26,018 --> 00:33:29,478 The closer is heading out to make his collar. 651 00:33:33,675 --> 00:33:35,692 This is the best part of my job. 652 00:33:40,140 --> 00:33:42,571 Okay, so I smashed up his precious Malevax. 653 00:33:42,893 --> 00:33:46,050 The guy ruined my dad's life and I had to drop out of USC, 654 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,822 that doesn't mean I killed him. 655 00:33:47,981 --> 00:33:50,250 Computer Science major, Robotics team. 656 00:33:50,617 --> 00:33:53,216 And it won't be your first time hacking into a vehicle. 657 00:33:53,778 --> 00:33:58,144 You know, the, um, "Thanks for the HPV, Dave" blimp incident? 658 00:33:58,625 --> 00:34:01,174 - He deserved that. - And Rick deserved it, too, right? 659 00:34:01,745 --> 00:34:04,054 I didn't kill Rick Randall. 660 00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:06,970 Go ahead, check the activity. 661 00:34:07,309 --> 00:34:08,799 I have nothing to hide. 662 00:34:10,304 --> 00:34:12,655 Fine, let me get our guy in here. 663 00:34:13,256 --> 00:34:15,140 - Yeah, Steve? - She's gonna crack, 664 00:34:15,216 --> 00:34:16,933 then not only will I have closed the case, 665 00:34:17,010 --> 00:34:18,593 but I've crushed your raffle ticket sales. 666 00:34:18,595 --> 00:34:21,405 Clive solved it, you just told him what you saw in a vision. 667 00:34:21,481 --> 00:34:23,664 - Pot meet kettle. - Besides, 668 00:34:24,059 --> 00:34:25,817 no way you can top my 320. 669 00:34:25,894 --> 00:34:27,703 Oh, 324. 670 00:34:27,779 --> 00:34:29,613 - I've still got two hours. - As do I. 671 00:34:29,623 --> 00:34:32,407 So, how many trombones would you like to play your... 672 00:34:34,144 --> 00:34:36,420 Look, officer, I just need to talk to my daughter. 673 00:34:36,496 --> 00:34:38,589 Or that detective, what's his name? 674 00:34:38,665 --> 00:34:41,833 Babineaux, please, my daughter's innocent. 675 00:34:41,910 --> 00:34:45,053 - She should not be in there. - Mr. Klein? 676 00:34:46,140 --> 00:34:49,474 Please, Emily didn't do this. 677 00:34:50,293 --> 00:34:51,310 I did. 678 00:34:55,632 --> 00:34:56,940 You hacked the Malevax. 679 00:34:57,309 --> 00:34:58,340 Yeah. 680 00:34:58,359 --> 00:35:02,973 Okay, I'll bite. Why don't you tell Steve here how you did it? 681 00:35:05,266 --> 00:35:06,441 Okay. 682 00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:08,952 First I emailed Rick officially 683 00:35:09,029 --> 00:35:11,947 from a bogus Malevax support address 684 00:35:11,957 --> 00:35:14,750 asking him to update his firmware. This link 685 00:35:14,826 --> 00:35:17,419 had a Trojan horse that installed a backdoor 686 00:35:17,496 --> 00:35:20,872 into the car's telematic control unit giving me access to the VPN. 687 00:35:20,883 --> 00:35:23,875 How did you overwrite the shadow files? 688 00:35:23,952 --> 00:35:26,241 I cracked 'em, downloaded firmware, 689 00:35:26,242 --> 00:35:29,422 then Nmap'd the script so I could view the cipher text 690 00:35:29,499 --> 00:35:31,099 with a verbose switch. 691 00:35:32,002 --> 00:35:34,843 That's one way to do it. 692 00:35:36,131 --> 00:35:39,149 I've spent all year studying Emily's coding textbooks, 693 00:35:39,226 --> 00:35:41,586 just so that I could get back at Rick for what he did to us. 694 00:35:43,948 --> 00:35:47,532 I'll write it all down for you, just let me talk to my daughter, will you? 695 00:36:11,925 --> 00:36:13,425 So, if you're serious... 696 00:36:13,501 --> 00:36:15,477 I'm absolutely serious. 697 00:36:16,897 --> 00:36:19,102 This one specializes in long term addiction. 698 00:36:19,103 --> 00:36:21,975 Uh, this one pairs patients with the right therapist, 699 00:36:22,052 --> 00:36:24,220 they don't just send everybody to the same guy. 700 00:36:24,688 --> 00:36:26,571 Can't believe you're doing this for me. 701 00:36:27,515 --> 00:36:29,199 Against my better judgment. 702 00:36:31,227 --> 00:36:32,794 You're a good person, Liv. 703 00:36:33,113 --> 00:36:34,788 Good people can't help themselves. 704 00:36:40,403 --> 00:36:42,529 Okay, General, you're all set. 705 00:36:44,458 --> 00:36:46,492 Hope you had a productive summit. 706 00:36:51,131 --> 00:36:52,556 Senator Hoover? 707 00:36:55,210 --> 00:36:57,269 So, go ahead and roll your sleeve up for me. 708 00:37:07,653 --> 00:37:09,445 The hell? 709 00:37:09,616 --> 00:37:11,992 You've just been scratched and turned zombie. 710 00:37:12,069 --> 00:37:16,154 Please remain calm, this kit contains hair dye, 711 00:37:16,231 --> 00:37:19,207 self-tanner and brains to last till you arrive in D.C. 712 00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:24,588 If you wanna survive and you want this to stay secret, 713 00:37:24,664 --> 00:37:26,170 you will cooperate. 714 00:37:26,925 --> 00:37:28,800 Await further instructions. 715 00:37:29,786 --> 00:37:31,178 You work for us now. 716 00:37:32,672 --> 00:37:34,352 Welcome back to the United States, Senator. 717 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,693 _ 718 00:37:47,445 --> 00:37:48,828 Hey, yo. 719 00:37:50,990 --> 00:37:52,915 - It's your turn. - Sorry? 720 00:37:52,926 --> 00:37:54,259 Put something on the jukebox. 721 00:37:54,335 --> 00:37:55,552 I'll make fun of your song. 722 00:37:56,930 --> 00:37:58,212 Kind of busy. 723 00:37:58,289 --> 00:38:00,306 Whoa, when did it get so cold in here? 724 00:38:01,459 --> 00:38:03,152 It's an automatic thermostat. 725 00:38:03,544 --> 00:38:06,387 I mean, I kind of thought we had a fun little moment earlier. 726 00:38:06,464 --> 00:38:09,149 Just, you know, got a bar to run. 727 00:38:09,943 --> 00:38:11,985 Ah, got it, okay. 728 00:38:12,929 --> 00:38:14,195 Have a nice life. 729 00:38:15,356 --> 00:38:17,449 All right, uh... 730 00:38:18,693 --> 00:38:21,611 Uh, couple of weeks ago, this match maker 731 00:38:21,621 --> 00:38:24,320 told me that she knew a girl who would be perfect for me. 732 00:38:24,859 --> 00:38:26,656 And before I could get any more details, 733 00:38:26,657 --> 00:38:28,626 - she was murdered... - The girl? 734 00:38:28,703 --> 00:38:30,150 No, the match maker. 735 00:38:30,705 --> 00:38:34,290 And so I thought, maybe you were that girl. 736 00:38:34,301 --> 00:38:37,553 I mean, you got the skull tattoo, 737 00:38:37,564 --> 00:38:39,197 - but, you know... - What? 738 00:38:41,164 --> 00:38:43,048 You're gonna die like any second 739 00:38:43,125 --> 00:38:45,285 - and you know, I can't... - Dude, we're all gonna die. 740 00:38:46,003 --> 00:38:47,503 Just means I got to get through my bucket list 741 00:38:47,504 --> 00:38:48,615 faster than you. 742 00:38:48,779 --> 00:38:51,564 But isn't the point to rock out till we clock out? 743 00:38:52,927 --> 00:38:54,873 I guess when you put it like that. 744 00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:57,781 So what's like on this bucket list thing? 745 00:38:58,850 --> 00:39:00,671 Well, for starters, 746 00:39:01,394 --> 00:39:03,161 I've always wanted to be in a bar fight. 747 00:39:04,522 --> 00:39:05,538 I... 748 00:39:13,248 --> 00:39:16,090 My song is perfect for the occasion. 749 00:39:20,514 --> 00:39:22,263 You... 750 00:39:22,340 --> 00:39:23,556 It's happening! 751 00:39:24,542 --> 00:39:26,133 Most definitely. 752 00:39:26,210 --> 00:39:28,204 Are you sure we should do this? 753 00:39:29,005 --> 00:39:32,374 - We can get hurt. - What the hell. 754 00:39:41,183 --> 00:39:43,503 Are you and Major in for dinner with me and Peyton tonight? 755 00:39:43,778 --> 00:39:45,912 I can't tonight, I'm seeing my dad. 756 00:39:47,189 --> 00:39:49,490 - Really? - I know. 757 00:39:49,567 --> 00:39:51,082 Probably a dumb idea, 758 00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:53,502 but when has that ever stopped me before. 759 00:39:53,504 --> 00:39:54,713 Congratulations. 760 00:39:54,789 --> 00:39:56,172 - Suck it, loser. - In your face. 761 00:39:58,326 --> 00:39:59,759 You tied. 762 00:40:02,130 --> 00:40:03,388 Maybe you can split it. 763 00:40:09,554 --> 00:40:11,396 But... 764 00:40:12,924 --> 00:40:15,391 You know, I don't really care much for biking anyway. 765 00:40:15,452 --> 00:40:17,169 I don't have room for it, you take it. 766 00:40:21,149 --> 00:40:22,857 Liv Moore understood the stakes 767 00:40:22,934 --> 00:40:24,692 when she took over Seattle's largest 768 00:40:24,769 --> 00:40:26,485 human smuggling organization. 769 00:40:26,562 --> 00:40:28,785 She was there when her predecessor was executed. 770 00:40:29,565 --> 00:40:31,198 She resuscitated the organization 771 00:40:31,275 --> 00:40:33,418 when others believed Fillmore Graves's attempt 772 00:40:33,494 --> 00:40:35,753 at intimidation had succeeded. 773 00:40:47,008 --> 00:40:51,131 You will be pleased to know Riley's mission was a success. 774 00:40:51,462 --> 00:40:55,466 She got Spud out of the city to scratch the doctor 775 00:40:55,467 --> 00:40:57,083 at the VA Hospital, 776 00:40:57,444 --> 00:41:01,446 and selected delegates have now been turned zombie. 777 00:41:02,848 --> 00:41:03,990 Good. 778 00:41:04,859 --> 00:41:06,124 Good. 779 00:41:06,694 --> 00:41:13,449 Be careful with that one, sir, she has a tendency to stick her nose 780 00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:16,669 - where it does not belong. - A real pain in the ass. 781 00:41:18,107 --> 00:41:19,188 I've heard. 782 00:41:19,202 --> 00:41:22,800 I would hate for a conflict of interest to arise. 783 00:41:23,452 --> 00:41:24,761 Don't worry. 784 00:41:28,716 --> 00:41:30,141 I know what I'm doing. 785 00:41:38,192 --> 00:41:40,477 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com58690

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