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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,150 I speak for the working man! For the common man! 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:09,870 The man what strives all his life to provide for his family! 3 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,750 I've seen this bloke before. He's called Neil Fromage. 4 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,590 He's got quite extreme views. 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,910 The man what strains every sinew... 6 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,790 They're his supporters. That's the protest. 7 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,390 - And that's the anti-protest protest. - Listen to him! 8 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,710 The common man can't get ahead. 9 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:28,150 - Sounds like run-of-the-mill stuff. What's the issue? - I'll tell you why. 10 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,630 - Immigrants! - Oh, dear Lord! 11 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,870 Try and infest this city, they do! 12 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:36,230 It could be rats, it could be fleas. My money's on cancer. 13 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:37,550 .. like a cancer! 14 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,510 - Ah, there he goes. - They come here... 15 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,950 You've got to watch these quiet ones, lapping up every word this tit says. 16 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,230 - If anyone's gonna kick off, it'll be them. - .. and if they take over, 17 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,030 you can be sure of one thing... 18 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,770 - Far better restaurants? - Blood! 19 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,670 Blood! 20 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,750 There's something wrong with him. 21 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,110 Fucking right there is. 22 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,790 Blood. 23 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,870 Everyone, get down! 24 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:06,360 Get down! We've all seen a dead racist! 25 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,990 Ah, Rabbit! My report into your alleged brutality... 26 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:23,510 I must get a statement from you so you can put your side of things. 27 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:26,910 - All right, well -- - But then I thought "Fuck that! I know what you did!" 28 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:31,110 because we go back a long way, and I intend to use everything! 29 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,150 Everything? 30 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,910 Everything you know? Everything? 31 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:39,030 - Most things. - Oh, most things? - Some things. Things. 32 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:42,310 A big, fat, juicy file full of things that you've done. 33 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,190 I might bring it out in 12 volumes, like a novel. 34 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,190 Except not boring. 35 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,910 I'll just follow the facts. 36 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:53,670 Oh, and them things what look slightly like facts, 37 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:56,230 but might not be. 38 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,790 Get out of my way! 39 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,430 So we have ourselves a sniper! 40 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,710 And the bugger's good at it. 41 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,990 We thought it were a political lunatic, until we looked at these. 42 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:08,350 Two other snipings last week. Lawyer in Farringdon, 43 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,750 church warden in Bow. 44 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,990 - Same make of bullets? - 0.303 Lakefield hollow-point. 45 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:15,270 Oh, gawd! 46 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,550 Is that our only clue? 47 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:19,950 It was the only clue, until we got this... 48 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,990 Well, read it, then. 49 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,670 "Dear Police, 50 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,750 "I killed three time. It were nice games." 51 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:32,470 Is it just me who finds crimes against grammar almost as bad as crimes against Londoners? 52 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,870 - Maybe. - Yeah. 53 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:38,870 "I have scar on my left foot which only I know about, 54 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:41,310 - "and that proves it." - Criminal mastermind at work there. 55 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:45,870 "Who knows what I will do next, but you can bet it will be BO -- 56 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:47,790 - "bloody 'orrendous." - Ouch! 57 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,070 "Yours, Trigger Tom." 58 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:53,600 Sounds to me like someone needs to shit or get off the pot. 59 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,590 We'll catch the bastard. 60 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:08,150 I'm putting Rex and Keith Carnival on this one. They know ballistics. 61 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,790 I've got another job for you three. 62 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,390 - Who's that clown? - Prince Hector of Bulgaria. 63 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,470 He's in town for Balkan peace talks. 64 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,670 - I'm nodding like I know what a Balkan is. - He's a big noise. 65 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,150 And while he's here, you're his protection. 66 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,910 I ain't doing that! I ain't no babysitter! You can ask any baby. 67 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,630 Plus, look at this cunt's 'tache. 68 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,630 You'll do what I bloody tell thee, after what you did to Mr Larkham! 69 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,070 I barely touched him! 70 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,030 All right, I might've touched him a bit. 71 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:40,360 You just keep that prince safe, or we're all for the drop. 72 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,030 My bodyguards? 73 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:47,190 - That's right, mate. - Three officers to guard me? Take the day off. 74 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,750 There is no danger, for I am very popular. 75 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,550 In my country, there is a word for me. "Kikbarga." 76 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,630 It means "sexy man who gives out carrots at Christmas." 77 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,790 If you step out of this carriage, you'll be picking brains off the cobbles. 78 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:02,110 There's a sniper about. A really bloody good one. Great action. 79 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,910 Gosh! It's Mabel Wisbech, isn't it? London's first police lady. 80 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,310 - Enchante. - Oh! Thanks! 81 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,990 I support women's rights, and those of animals. 82 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:14,550 - I believe you both have a function. - Er, thanks? 83 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,630 As for that cartoon... 84 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,630 - What cartoon? - No cartoon in The Strand Magazine. 85 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,910 I read it on airship from Paris. 86 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:25,510 These bank robbers are getting away because they have released a mouse 87 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,150 and you are standing on the chair in fright! 88 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,430 It's one cartoon. Whatever. Don't care. 89 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,430 Quite right. Ignore it. And the many others. 90 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,150 Now, where are we heading? 91 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,910 Straight into your hotel. You must rest before the big round of peace talks. 92 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,630 Sounds boring, boy! Am I right? 93 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,110 Tonight, I wish to see the real London. 94 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,830 Not a bloody chance! 95 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:48,870 I would love to see a real Cockney. I've only seen them in captivity in Australia. 96 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:51,080 Come! 97 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:01,670 This is great! It stinks like shit and the people are very ugly. 98 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,270 Your whisky is piss! Worst I ever tasted! 99 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,350 Listen, pal, if you don't like it, you can -- 100 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,830 I joke! I love it! Here, have money! 101 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,230 I don't mind if I do. 102 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,390 Dance for me. 103 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:15,190 And keep the whisky coming. 104 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,910 - I think you need to pipe down, me old chief. - I think you need to pipe down, my old chief. 105 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,470 Now, let us paint the town red, like my balls! 106 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,350 We're much safer in here, Your Lord High Excellency. 107 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:27,310 Half of these are killers, but we know them so they're our killers. 108 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,870 But I wish to climb Big Ben! Can you see it from here? I look! 109 00:05:31,420 --> 00:05:32,890 Oh, no! 110 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:36,750 - Oh, those sorry wretches! - You should come away from the window. 111 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,430 I will tell them about screwing duchesses 112 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,790 and how invigorating it can be. 113 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,910 Ah, duchesses...! 114 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:45,820 Get down! 115 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:51,270 Jesus! Two men shot with the same bullet! You're right, he is bloody good. 116 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:54,550 Strauss, get a doctor for these two. You, watch the door! 117 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:58,150 How dare you kill two of my men without my permission, 118 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,470 - you coward! - Oi, Mr Majestic! I fucking told you! 119 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:06,080 - Now get down! - Don't insult me, or you too shall taste Bulgarian steel. 120 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,390 I'm a what?! 121 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,680 I'm trying to save you, you dickhead! 122 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,030 You've lost the Crown Prince! 123 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,230 It does sound bad when you say it like that. 124 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:48,710 We dug out the bullet from the equerry. 0.303 Lakefield hollow-point. 125 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,030 Trigger Tom -- gotta be! 126 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:53,510 Trigger Tom could've killed me but he didn't. That's not important. Forget that. 127 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:58,030 If the prince dies, the Home Office will come at us like a rhino with a wasp up its Aris. 128 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,630 It's rather worse than that, I'm afraid. 129 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,470 The talks are being held because the Balkans are a powder keg. 130 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:07,630 If the prince dies, Bulgaria will blame Serbia, and that means war. 131 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:11,390 That'll draw in Russia, Austria, Germany, France and Britain. 132 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:15,950 In this mechanised clash of empires, millions of our young, our finest, will die by fire 133 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:20,950 with their young, taut skin burnt to a cinder like a mother's Sunday roast. 134 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,510 He's a jolly fucker, isn't he? 135 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:25,630 What in God's house is that? 136 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:29,000 Telephone. Just had it put in. 137 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,950 - Hello. - "Put Rabbit on." 138 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,030 They want to talk to you. Get round here, quick! 139 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,550 - What do I do? - Put that by your ear and speak in there. 140 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:40,030 Hello! This is Inspector Rabbit, 141 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,710 talking on the stick! 142 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:45,350 "Hello, Rabbit. This is Trigger Tom. I have your prince." 143 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,830 Ah! I'm listening. 144 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:51,150 - "He's alive. For now." - I think he's on the other side of the wall! 145 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,990 - How do you know? - Because that's where the wire goes! 146 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,710 That's not how it works! 147 00:07:55,760 --> 00:08:00,270 "Trigger Tom will call you again with instructions. Don't try to find me, you filthy pig." 148 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:02,310 Whoa! What's he saying? 149 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:06,070 He's going, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaa... 150 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:10,590 ".. aaaaaaaaaaaa... 151 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,310 ".. aaaaaaaaaaaa..." 152 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,990 - He keeps doing it. I think he's ill. - He's hung up. 153 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,550 Right. 154 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,990 - "Don't try to find me" indeed! - He doesn't know us, does he? 155 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:24,190 Better do what he says. You two, stay by the trombone. 156 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:27,710 - Telephone. - You wouldn't follow a lead without telling me, would you? 157 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:30,990 - I'm going nowhere. - Thank goodness. - But I've got to get there bloody sharpish. 158 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,750 Not like him to shoot off and do business behind my back. 159 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,430 - Do you think he's going off me? - There'll be an explanation. 160 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,190 I had enough of that at prep school. 161 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,550 Take one of these, please, Max. 162 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,800 Better not be cat meat. 163 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:51,630 What do you want, Rabbit? 164 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:56,110 We made a deal, Flora. You stay out of London and I'll stay out of your way. 165 00:08:56,160 --> 00:09:00,710 Not much work for a hitwoman in Luton. I only come here to meet clients. Working breakfast. 166 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:04,190 - Are you still using Lakefield.303s? - So, what if I am? 167 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,510 - Want some pie? - I ain't in the mood for pie. 168 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:09,150 You're always in the mood for pie. 169 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,430 - There's not many snipers as good as you. - No. 170 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,470 Where's the prince you kidnapped? 171 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:18,710 And who was that bloke on the talkie-talkie stick? Is that your new fella? 172 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:23,110 I hate kidnaps. You've gotta feed 'em, empty their turd bucket, they fall in love with you. 173 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,190 It's too much work. 174 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,310 What are you really here for, Rabbit? 175 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,030 Fancied a knee trembler, did ya? 176 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:33,310 No. Millions of lives at stake. 177 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:36,280 There's no time for any of that. 178 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,230 No, no! 179 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,980 I'm at the door, girl. 180 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,230 Aah! 181 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,110 Ugh! 182 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,790 Fucking 'ell. That's shifted lunch. 183 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:09,510 How can I be useless and a threat to men at the same time? 184 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:10,910 It makes no sense. 185 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,230 The future lies with us, Mabel, 186 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,390 not with old men and their dated bluff and bluster! 187 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,950 Now, how does that feel? 188 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,270 Like it's gonna slice my tit off. Is that a thing? 189 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,310 Mm, no, your tit is quite safe. 190 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,590 Right, now let go. 191 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,910 I don't know if, er... 192 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,430 Oh, my God, I'm Robin fucking Hood! 193 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,870 Ah! 194 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:37,630 You know, the papers are being ghastly about you. 195 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,870 They're saying you're too emotional. 196 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:43,070 - Then I have to not get emotional about that. - Oh, don't worry. 197 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,950 I'll mobilise the ladies. 198 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,230 I don't say this lightly, but I foresee a letter-writing campaign. 199 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,950 You would do that? For me? 200 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,390 Ooh! I owe you a drink at my local. 201 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,390 It is quite dirty but I've got a lovely towel you can sit on. 202 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,670 You know what you could do for us? 203 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:03,350 You could let us know a little bit about how your station works. 204 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,190 Police reform is high on our list. 205 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,080 Definitely! 206 00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:10,450 Oop! 207 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,630 Yeah. You were lucky. 208 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,750 That was lucky. 209 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:24,190 Tell the editors "More cartoons and think pieces." It's working. 210 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,550 The labs say the prototype is nearly ready. 211 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,470 Well, that is good news. 212 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,480 Go on, off you fuck. 213 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:41,110 That Tanner's been everywhere, asking questions about you. 214 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,430 Tanner? He's just a bell-end with a sore head. 215 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,630 What I want to know is if you ain't the sniper, who is? 216 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,030 That's consultation. That'll cost ya. 217 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,120 Oh! 218 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:57,390 That geezer shot in front of ya, where was that? 219 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,190 There. Where would you pick a spot? 220 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,150 I'd have my nest... 221 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,310 - .. here. - That's a gambling den now. That'd be too busy. 222 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,910 All right. What about here? 223 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,230 Or there? 224 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,070 Oh, God! 225 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,220 Now... 226 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:22,270 He must be shooting from the rooftops. There are witnesses on ground level! 227 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:27,070 Makes sense, yes. You could pick up all his sites from this warehouse. 228 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:34,110 Me jam tart stopped! 229 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,720 Ugh! 230 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,470 - So, that must be the sniper's lair. - You better get up there, boy. 231 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,470 Millions of lives. No time to lose. 232 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,160 Or we could go for the hat trick. 233 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,360 I reckon that's optimistic. 234 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,310 Come on, fellas, let's catch a sniper. 235 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,990 This bloke is the donkey's winkle, so you'll need eyes up your arseholes. 236 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:04,350 - Inspector, I don't like you keeping things from me. - I know! 237 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,990 Look out. 238 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,910 Did someone order some Quality Street? 239 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,750 Princess Juliana of Bulgaria. 240 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,800 - Which one's the Rabbit? - This one. 241 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,790 - Oof! - God! 242 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,910 You lost my precious brother! 243 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,510 He did so much for commoners like you 244 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:28,270 and yet you didn't even lay down your tiny untitled life for him! 245 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,670 Jesus! What happened to his eyebrow? 246 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,510 The dog chewed it off last year. 247 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:35,470 Your Highness. We weren't expecting you just yet. 248 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,350 I caught early airship from Paris. 249 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:42,270 Poor Hector. He lets people take the piss out of him. I do not. 250 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,790 - Pleasant journey, I hope? - Awful. 251 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,190 I paid extra to have a private bathroom, 252 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:49,590 only to find the Queen of Belgium sat proudly upon my bidet douche wash. 253 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:53,350 - I hate it when that happens. - No shit! How do you know the Queen of Belgium? 254 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,270 I don't. I was just... Never mind. 255 00:13:56,320 --> 00:14:00,710 I demand that this haunted bastard meat 256 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,830 has no more involvement in the case! 257 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:06,430 This is my station and Rabbit is my man, ma'am. 258 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,310 Would you like me to take it up with Queen Victoria? 259 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,950 I am both her granddaughter and her great aunt. 260 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,710 Rabbit, stand down. 261 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,030 It's your decision, Guv. 262 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,950 Did you just wink at me? 263 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,350 No! Why would I wink? 264 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,350 I don't know. You might've had a massive stroke. 265 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,190 Time of life, stress of the job. 266 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:27,110 - I didn't wink at you! - Yeah, you did. 267 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:30,390 (Oh! Stay on the case!) 268 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,520 Ooh! 269 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:37,310 How dare you wink in my presence? 270 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,510 I didn't wink! 271 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:43,150 (OK, say no more.) 272 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,350 - Go away. - OK. 273 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,400 (Come on.) 274 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,150 It must be in here. 275 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,750 - A hunch, or more information I'm not privy to? - Let it go, Strauss. 276 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,430 I can't tell you everything. 277 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:10,430 Fine. Then don't expect me to tell you you're about to tread on that tripwire. 278 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,470 Good boy. 279 00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:13,700 Shit. 280 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,670 - I think someone's trying to make a point. - Bravo! 281 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,680 Over here. 282 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,000 Damn, we're too late. 283 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,950 - Nine targets? - Ooh, look, and there's a note which says, 284 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,150 "I told you not to come, pig." 285 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,190 And, er, underneath it... 286 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,790 Oh, my God, it's the prince's ear. 287 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,590 Mm, yeah, that's still warm. 288 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,510 - How do we know it's his? - I dunno. 289 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,030 What do royal ears look like? 290 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,350 - Strauss, what do you think? - I've never seen a royal ear. 291 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,960 Oh, God! That's very good, Inspector! 292 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,470 Ha! 293 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,070 Twigs in a bun! Treat the kids! 294 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,270 Twigs in a bun! 295 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,870 The map from the warehouse. 296 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,470 All the Trigger Tom shootings, plus another five. 297 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:02,070 - His next targets? - No. They're old ones. 298 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:06,270 A year back, someone was pulled up for gangland hits in these exact locations. 299 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,550 Flora Wilson. 300 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,870 But the evidence mysteriously vanished and she was let off. 301 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,510 No, you're pissing in the wind. It's definitely not her. 302 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,630 Do you know her? 303 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,950 I know a lot of wrong 'uns. 304 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,510 - Is that who you want to see? - No. 305 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,830 Oh, my God, you and her did the dick dance! 306 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,910 - You need to watch it, girl. - Rabbit! 307 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,510 In here! Trigger Tom wants you on the blower. 308 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:32,830 - What the fuck is a blower? - It's Cockney for telephone. 309 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,560 They've just announced it. 310 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:40,270 - Inspector Rabbit here. - "You've been a naughty boy, Rabbit. 311 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,110 "I told you not to look for me." 312 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,830 You listen to me! What are your demands? 313 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,030 Do you want me to kill a rabbit? Easy. I can do it quickly from a high window. Slowly. Whateve 314 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:50,270 r, man. 315 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,230 - "I want £100,000." - If that's what it takes, yeah." 316 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,750 Hang on a minute. That's a hell of a lot of money. I was thinking more like six quid! 317 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,830 - "£100,000." - A tenner? 318 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,870 Shut up, Rabbit, you idiot! 319 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,670 £100,000. No problemovitch. My father will authorise it. 320 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,870 "Rabbit brings the money alone, midnight, by the heath." 321 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:11,390 I don't trust this shit-wit. I will bring the money myself. 322 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:15,430 "Tell her if she does that, I'll open her brother up like a fucking tin of beans!" 323 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,590 He's not keen. 324 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,870 "Bring the money alone or the prince dies." 325 00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:20,820 Very well. 326 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,800 Bye. 327 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,990 I don't know how to use this fucking thing! 328 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:54,270 Flora's using the inspector and he can't see it! But who is the voice on the telephone? 329 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,830 Mabel, I need your mind. 330 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,550 I'm wasting my time! They'll never see me as a proper cop! 331 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,950 - Course you're a proper copper. - That's not what they're saying behind my back! 332 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,390 I have to be ten times better than the men and it's still not enough! 333 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,390 You're as good as all of them! Better! 334 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:12,230 I say you're the best man we have. Wait... 335 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,910 - The best person. - Thanks. 336 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,750 You're a mate. 337 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,630 Oi, look at this! 338 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:24,390 - I'm removing these for your own good! - No, no, no, no, no! Look! 339 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:28,670 "More Airship Disruption. Angry passengers call for renationalisation." 340 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,470 All yesterday's airships were cancelled. 341 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,630 - So the princess... - Was already in town. 342 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:38,590 The first time we met her, she had two equerries but when Trigger Tom telephoned... 343 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,400 Inspector Rabbit here. 344 00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:44,180 There was only one. 345 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,590 - Dad, where's the princess? - Headache. 346 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,280 Went back to her hotel. 347 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,830 Turn around, pig. 348 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,000 Drop the bag. 349 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,600 And your weapons. 350 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,800 All of them. 351 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,000 Hands on head. 352 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,870 Where's the prince? 353 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,070 Ugh! 354 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:27,070 That, you naughty pig, was for coming to find me when I told you not to. 355 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:32,270 And this is for all the villains you've banged the door on. 356 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,110 Go on, then, if you've got the bollocks. 357 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,510 One momentski, please. 358 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,310 Ah, Your Royal Highness! 359 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,270 We need help! Would you mind? 360 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,950 Erm, activate your signaller! 361 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,800 - He means bloody whistle! - I forget my words when I'm excited! 362 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:56,430 I am not only exceptionally beautiful, 363 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,430 I am also mistress of the siege. 364 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,750 I have been in London for weeks. 365 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,430 Surprise! I kidnapped my brother. 366 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,150 Do you get it? Trigger Tom is two persons, 367 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,990 his voice and my rifle. 368 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,910 Would you mind repeating that word-for-word down the nick? 369 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,750 Shut up, rabbitman, you're so boring. 370 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,150 He was going to inherit everything and then waste our wealth on the poor! 371 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,470 - He's a kind of idiot! - Yeah. 372 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:25,070 So I was going to lay a trail with all this Trigger Tom bollocks. 373 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,590 I was going to take my father's money and then let him go, 374 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:32,430 but then you and your sniper fuck-buddy got involved 375 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:36,750 and now I can kill Hector and you and her can take the blame. 376 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,150 Yes, thank you, I will inherit all of Bulgaria! 377 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:44,230 - You'll start a bleeding war. - You know, we have a saying in my country -- 378 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:49,470 "You cannot make an omelette without squeezing the eggs out of the chicken's pussy." 379 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,830 - You just made that up. - Yes. 380 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,230 OK, I am happy now, you can kill him. 381 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,720 Bloody Nora! 382 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,560 I see you, asshole! 383 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,830 Agh! 384 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,750 Christ, you stink of shit! 385 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,110 Run, Flora, run! 386 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:15,150 I love you! I didn't say that! Run! 387 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,270 Don't touch me, you pig! 388 00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:21,990 - It was the princess! - Thanks for telling me now, you fucking donut! 389 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,230 Where's the fucking prince? 390 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,840 Where's the prince? 391 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,550 Cup of tea, Your Highness. 392 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,670 I put in 20 sugars for health. 393 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,470 Please, tell me you saved my ear. 394 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:39,550 We did. Then I tried to freeze it. And then the dog found it and... 395 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,510 - It's a funny story, actually. - I shall never come to this country again. 396 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,150 Ooh, Dad, can I interview the princess? 397 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,030 She's been released. Orders from Up High. 398 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,550 Nosebleed high. Don't think I'm happy about it. 399 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,230 But she confessed, for gawd's sake! 400 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:58,470 Good news, everyone! I arrested our sniper. Caught them sneaking off the heath. 401 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,750 One Flora Wilson. 402 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,950 Known wrong 'un. Stroke of luck, eh? 403 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,430 You didn't know her, did you, Rabbit? 404 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,950 You haven't been having a particularly filthy affair with her for a number of years, have you? 405 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,350 I do hope she's not the love of your life. That would be an awful shame. 406 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,150 Because I hear they're going to hang her... 407 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,230 .. until her neck... 408 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,950 .. goes... 409 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,030 And then my dad said, "You did good, Rabbit. 410 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,550 "Upstairs will like you for this." 411 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,710 Thank you, Mabel. 412 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,030 I don't know how useful you'll find all of that. 413 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,670 It all helps to paint a picture! 414 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:45,400 Thank you for coming! Do come again. 415 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,040 You bet! 416 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,880 Vodka tonico? 417 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,590 I think we deserve one. 33517

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