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Thank you Spider-man!

Spider-man!

- Hooray! - I was so good!

Hey. Sorry I'm late.

- Happy! - You look nice.

- Thank you. You, too. - Thank you.

- It's a new dress? - Yes, it is.

How did you know?

What just happened?

Planning a trip?

Mhm. Going to Europe. It's a school trip.

Did you get your passport?

Peter Parker here to pick up a passport, please.

- Mini toothpaste? - Mhm.

Pack your suit.

I just wanna go on my trip with my friends.

Europe doesn't really need a friendly neighborhood Spider-man.

You look really pretty.

And therefore I have value?

No, that's not...

I'm messing with you.

You look... pretty, too.

I just wanna spend some time with MJ.

I think she really likes me, dude.

That reminds me when I first fell in love.

I had just finished my phone call...

So nice to finally meet you...

Spider-man.

You're Nick Fury.

Put some clothes on.

Let's go for a ride.

Is he gonna be okay like that?

Might wanna turn him over so he doesn't swallow his tongue.

I think Nick Fury just hijacked my summer vacation.

Awesome!

You've got gifts, Parker.

But you have a job to do.

Are you going to step up or not?

You're all alone.

Your friends are in trouble.

What are you gonna do about it?

You don't want any part of this.

Who is that guy?

He's like Iron Man and Thor rolled into one.

He's no Spider-man.

What is it with you and Spider-man?

What? He looks out for the neighborhood and has a dope suit

and I really respect him.

'Sup dickwad?