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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,890 --> 00:00:27,230 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2 00:00:30,570 --> 00:00:33,470 ♪ Hey ♪ 3 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,900 ♪ Hey, hey, go take a look around, ♪ 4 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:38,510 ♪ Look around, and hit the ground runnin' ♪ 5 00:00:38,510 --> 00:00:40,210 ♪ Hey, oh ♪ 6 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,910 ♪ Hey, hey go, mother take a limousine ♪ 7 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,480 ♪ To the city where they gunnin' ♪ 8 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,420 ♪ Gunnin' ♪ 9 00:00:46,450 --> 00:00:48,750 ♪ We hit rocket-town, rocket-town ♪ 10 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:50,950 ♪ Some shit be goin' down ♪ 11 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:52,620 ♪ Ooh, now ♪ 12 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:53,620 ♪ I ain't your enemy ♪ 13 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,190 ♪ Take a look around, homie ♪ 14 00:00:55,190 --> 00:00:56,920 ♪ You better shut that proper ♪ 15 00:00:56,930 --> 00:00:58,460 ♪ Runnin' ♪ 16 00:00:58,460 --> 00:00:59,630 ♪ I ain't your enemy ♪ 17 00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:01,260 ♪ Enemy ♪ 18 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:03,000 ♪ But you be dissin' me ♪ 19 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,400 ♪ Dissin' me, dissin' me, dissin' me ♪ 20 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:05,600 ♪ Now you be kissin' me ♪ 21 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,970 RUSSIAN MAN: Why are you watching him? 22 00:01:06,970 --> 00:01:08,270 I have to support my field agent. 23 00:01:08,270 --> 00:01:09,570 Whatever. 24 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:11,040 MAXIM: Come in, comrade. 25 00:01:12,410 --> 00:01:14,110 MAXIM: Papa Bear, do you copy? 26 00:01:14,110 --> 00:01:17,340 Blue team, cover exits and windows. 27 00:01:17,350 --> 00:01:18,940 Red team, eyes on me. 28 00:01:18,950 --> 00:01:20,350 RUSSIAN MAN: It's a waste of time. 29 00:01:20,350 --> 00:01:21,480 That's Andrei Durov. 30 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,980 The Hammer from Hell. 31 00:01:22,990 --> 00:01:24,620 Guy's an animal. 32 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:26,620 Yeah, that makes me zookeeper. 33 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,360 MAXIM: Baby Bear to Papa Bear, status. 34 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:29,520 Status? Great. 35 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,130 Had my breakfast, got laid last night... 36 00:01:32,130 --> 00:01:33,830 Knock it off. Is your team in place? 37 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:35,800 ANDREI: Locked and loaded. 38 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,630 Oops, the door is locked. 39 00:01:38,630 --> 00:01:40,170 Gonna blow it open. 40 00:01:40,170 --> 00:01:42,170 Papa Bear, try knocking. It's a courtesy call. 41 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,570 Courtesy? 42 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:45,110 For a dirtbag criminal? 43 00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:46,570 Come on, cut the bullshit. 44 00:01:46,570 --> 00:01:48,040 Bullshit from us. 45 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,240 The crime bosses must think increased 46 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,150 security is because of a terror threat. 47 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:52,280 Okay. 48 00:01:55,980 --> 00:01:57,590 [INAUDIBLE] 49 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:07,830 Talking about bullshit, this place is full of it, literally. 50 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,300 - Steer manure. - ANDREI: Tons. 51 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,300 It's used to confuse drug-sniffing dogs. 52 00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:15,870 Confuse them? It'll make them puke. 53 00:02:16,140 --> 00:02:19,210 And since dogs lick their butts, that's saying something. 54 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,480 I'm here to see Don Sanchez. 55 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,510 Don Sanchez is busy. 56 00:02:26,550 --> 00:02:28,180 Tell him Andrei Durov is here. 57 00:02:28,550 --> 00:02:29,880 You're Andrei Durov? 58 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,320 [LAUGHING] 59 00:02:33,050 --> 00:02:34,590 No way. 60 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,320 Maybe his accountant. 61 00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:38,760 MAXIM: Deep breath, courtesy. 62 00:02:40,030 --> 00:02:42,360 Don Sanchez. Now. 63 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:45,160 Seriously, you're the Hammer from Hell? 64 00:02:45,170 --> 00:02:46,570 Durov the Destroyer? 65 00:02:46,570 --> 00:02:48,240 The Eater of Eyeballs? 66 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:50,910 Yes. Yes, yes, that's me. 67 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,340 And you assholes are just making those nicknames up. 68 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,510 Am not. 69 00:02:54,710 --> 00:02:56,210 Me neither. 70 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:57,610 I made mine up. 71 00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:59,880 Uh-huh, yours was the only real one. 72 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:05,290 Like I said, Don Sanchez is busy. 73 00:03:06,390 --> 00:03:08,560 Okay. We're done with foreplay. 74 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:11,360 Oh, oh... 75 00:03:12,330 --> 00:03:14,230 Ah, that's better, ladies. 76 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:18,570 [GRUNTING] 77 00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:35,380 [GROANS] 78 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:40,290 [SHOUTING] 79 00:03:52,570 --> 00:03:54,570 Papa Bear, what's happening? 80 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,340 ANDREI: I'm busy being courteous. 81 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:08,680 [BABBLING] 82 00:04:12,590 --> 00:04:14,290 Cialis... 83 00:04:17,260 --> 00:04:18,320 Viagra. 84 00:04:18,330 --> 00:04:21,560 [LAUGHTER] Double dose. 85 00:04:25,670 --> 00:04:27,840 I'll make it good for you. 86 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,670 Hello, baby, I got champagne on ice. 87 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:31,970 Don Sanchez. 88 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,710 Who's asking? 89 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:36,310 Andrei Durov. 90 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:39,480 Are you the Hammer from Hell? 91 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,650 ANDREI: Hey, don't you goddamn start with me. 92 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,280 Get lost, okay? I got a date coming. 93 00:04:44,290 --> 00:04:46,850 Yeah? But a tiny bit more important than you 94 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:49,860 dipping your wick is a terror threat. 95 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,160 We're ramping security. 96 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,530 You and all other lowlife crooks 97 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,800 need to behave and not distract us. 98 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:58,330 Now, listen. 99 00:04:58,330 --> 00:04:59,700 First off, I'm not a crook. 100 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:00,870 [CHUCKLES] Hm. 101 00:05:00,870 --> 00:05:02,700 Second, I'm not stupid. 102 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:05,340 Terrorism's bad for business, okay? 103 00:05:05,570 --> 00:05:07,010 Consider it done. 104 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:09,540 MAXIM: See? That wasn't so hard. 105 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:12,750 One more word and I'm gonna climb you 106 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:14,450 like a tree and beat you with a rock. 107 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:15,650 MAXIM: Knock it off. 108 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:17,020 - Oh, no, I didn't mean that... - SANCHEZ: What? 109 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:17,920 [GRUNTS] 110 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,790 Not on the carpet! 111 00:05:20,190 --> 00:05:21,450 MAXIM: Papa Bear? 112 00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:22,920 Papa Bear, are you okay? 113 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,930 [WHISTLES] Hey, FSB. 114 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,830 SANCHEZ: Come get your guy. 115 00:05:28,860 --> 00:05:30,860 He slipped in shit and hit his head. 116 00:05:30,870 --> 00:05:32,200 [LAUGHS] 117 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,440 [GUNFIRE] 118 00:05:51,690 --> 00:05:54,460 [BEEPING] 119 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,530 Accuracy at 100 percent again, Katie. 120 00:05:58,890 --> 00:06:00,430 That's how I roll, Floyd. 121 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:03,830 [BELL RINGS] 122 00:06:05,770 --> 00:06:07,400 [GRUNTING] 123 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:13,440 Oh! 124 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:15,880 Is he boring you? 125 00:06:15,910 --> 00:06:17,240 - Uh... - Good job. 126 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,580 Glad you're here. 127 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,750 He's all yours. 128 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:24,150 Hope she remembers all the techniques I taught her. 129 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:27,190 That girl's so stoked she's on the Moscow detail 130 00:06:27,190 --> 00:06:29,020 she's been training nonstop. 131 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:31,460 Gone way past your busted-ass dance moves. 132 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:33,330 My busted-ass dance moves are classic, son. 133 00:06:33,330 --> 00:06:34,830 Yeah, I bet. Let me see something. 134 00:06:34,830 --> 00:06:38,570 Okay, Katie, just like I showed you. 135 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:41,700 Like this? 136 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:43,970 Or like this? 137 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:46,510 [GRUNTING] 138 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,410 Oh, hell, is that all you got, girl? 139 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:50,710 [PANTING] Come on. 140 00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:55,520 [GRUNTING] 141 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,790 Oh! 142 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,190 [GRUNTS] 143 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,490 Man, lucky shot. 144 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,990 I can't breathe. I can't breathe. 145 00:07:04,990 --> 00:07:07,460 Try it on someone who ain't older than dirt. 146 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:08,760 Let's go. 147 00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:10,530 - KATE: Come on, tough guy. - Come on. 148 00:07:11,770 --> 00:07:12,800 [GRUNTS] 149 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:16,640 VANCE: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 150 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:20,880 VANCE: Oh, not fair. 151 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:22,510 VANCE: That hurt. 152 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:31,620 VANCE: Let's go. 153 00:07:32,790 --> 00:07:34,490 [GROANS] 154 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,160 Oh! 155 00:07:38,590 --> 00:07:41,530 - Oh, okay, let me... - Ooh. 156 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:46,500 I let her win. 157 00:07:46,870 --> 00:07:47,900 My thinking exactly. 158 00:07:48,670 --> 00:07:49,910 Pussies. 159 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,580 Beverly Hills. 160 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:04,650 TONY: I love that city. 161 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,190 [MACHINERY WHINING] 162 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,690 And this one, too. 163 00:08:15,630 --> 00:08:17,800 Moscow, here I come. 164 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:26,810 Welcome to Moscow. 165 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,880 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 166 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:30,550 Louie. 167 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:35,680 Passports, visas, shipping manifest, please. 168 00:08:36,420 --> 00:08:38,050 All the documents, as you requested, 169 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:40,560 and they should be in perfect order. 170 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,590 Working the night shift, huh? 171 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:47,600 Well, that's when the real men work. 172 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,560 Sure. 173 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:54,870 GOON: Pick it up. 174 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:57,240 RUSSIAN OFFICER: Unique. 175 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:01,840 Normally, people smuggle cash out of Russia, not into it. 176 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,580 [GRUNTS] 177 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:05,710 Drop that radio. 178 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,320 All right, come here. 179 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:20,930 Who recalls what I said about handling the luggage with care? 180 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:22,600 TONY: Show of hands. 181 00:09:27,570 --> 00:09:28,740 Come on. 182 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,770 Right. 183 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:35,740 You ever wonder why I hired eight men for a five-man job? 184 00:09:36,980 --> 00:09:38,840 It's called... 185 00:09:38,850 --> 00:09:39,980 Breakage. 186 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,280 Breakage! 187 00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:44,750 You get extras in case you lose some along the way. 188 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:50,890 Agh! 189 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,470 JOURNALIST: Are the Russian negotiations still active? 190 00:10:06,470 --> 00:10:07,870 Will there be more sanctions? 191 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,470 JOURNALIST 2: How does the foreign minister respond? 192 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,980 - Mr. Secretary? - Yes? 193 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,650 Is there any hope 194 00:10:12,650 --> 00:10:14,120 for a breakthrough in the Russia crisis? 195 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,480 Well, Russia must address our concerns 196 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,820 in a more reasonable... no, scratch that... 197 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:20,790 in a more realistic manner, 198 00:10:20,890 --> 00:10:22,820 or I have very little confidence in a resolution. 199 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:24,160 - JOURNALIST 3: Mr. Secretary - Thank you, sir. 200 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,830 Thank you. 201 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,660 JOURNALIST 4: What does this mean for U.S.-Russian relations? 202 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,000 [DIAL TONE SOUNDS] 203 00:10:34,170 --> 00:10:36,340 [PHONE BUZZING] 204 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,780 Jonathan Westin. 205 00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:46,680 Ah, just the man I want. This is Secretary Jacobs. 206 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:48,180 [LAUGHING] 207 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:50,820 Mr. Secretary, how can I help? 208 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:54,090 NATHAN: First off, bucko, you start by calling me Robert. 209 00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:55,960 No, scratch that, call me Bobby Boy. 210 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,830 Sir, I... Of course, Robert... 211 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,530 Bobby... 212 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,700 I need a favor, and your discretion. 213 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,530 - Of course. - NATHAN: Can I count on you? 214 00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:07,140 Absolutely, Mr. Secretary. 215 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:09,200 Well, here's the rub. 216 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,940 I can't be an effective negotiator 217 00:11:10,940 --> 00:11:12,740 if I'm all tense, you know? 218 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,670 My poor, purple bunghole puckered up 219 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,750 so tight, I can crack walnuts with it. 220 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:19,880 Uh, what can I do? 221 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,850 Well, I'm gonna need some stress relief. 222 00:11:21,850 --> 00:11:23,250 I need you to score me an ounce, 223 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,150 scratch that, make it two ounces of weed, 224 00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:27,220 ganja, mogambo, you- you feel me? 225 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,460 NATHAN: The stinky stuff. 226 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,220 NATHAN: Are you writing this down? 227 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:31,260 Yes. 228 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:34,030 Well, then, don't, numbnuts. I asked for discretion. 229 00:11:34,030 --> 00:11:35,860 Sorry, Mr. Secretary. 230 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:37,760 - And there's more. - Shh. 231 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:40,170 I'm gonna need you to, uh, line me up some, 232 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:42,170 uh, va-jay-jay, pootie-tang. 233 00:11:42,170 --> 00:11:44,970 Hootchie-cootch, whatever you call it these days. 234 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:47,780 Now, make it a blonde, and if you're going for boobie size, 235 00:11:47,910 --> 00:11:50,240 don't go for the tangerines, go for the soccer balls. 236 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,780 - MAN: Sucker. - [LAUGHING] 237 00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:54,280 You assholes! 238 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:57,180 Ha! 239 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,150 MAN: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 240 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:00,160 Guys, guys, guys, guys! 241 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:05,190 That shit would get you tasered in the balls 242 00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:07,460 at any other workplace. 243 00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:09,730 Well, life's a bitch, and it's short. 244 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,430 You have those both in common. 245 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,800 Payback's a bitch, too. 246 00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:15,770 You're going to Moscow, 247 00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:17,770 thanks to your screaming dick daddy 248 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,010 being bud-buddies with Jacob. 249 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:21,440 Moscow? For what? 250 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:27,450 It could be... officially, as protocol intern. 251 00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:29,450 Real reason? 252 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,920 - Just to add some color... - Ooh! 253 00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:33,790 ...to the team. 254 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,160 So, you're a pocket-sized racist hating on my negritude. 255 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,860 Lighten up. Get it? 256 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:44,500 NATHAN: Okay. Um, yeah... 257 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:48,840 I'm gonna go now, because-Heh, all right. 258 00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:51,900 I bet you screw up so bad even your rich daddy 259 00:12:51,910 --> 00:12:55,880 cannot save your stinky, ebony glutes. 260 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,210 - Shh. - Oh, God. 261 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,950 Ugh! Oh, there's only one thing I hate more than you, 262 00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:03,680 and that's me, every time we slap nasties. 263 00:13:03,690 --> 00:13:04,720 SCANLON: Quit whining, bellboy. 264 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,690 I'll ride you like a hood ornament. 265 00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:08,790 Oh, what? Oh, oh-no-oh, God. 266 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:10,320 [MOANING] 267 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:11,660 ANDREI: Look who's back, ladies. 268 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,820 WOMAN: Andrei. 269 00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:14,830 Who wants to kiss my boo-boo? 270 00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:17,000 WOMAN: So that's what you're calling him these days? 271 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:21,670 Hey, hotness, how about a dinner tonight? 272 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:22,870 WOMAN: Sure. 273 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,840 Who let you out of the hospital? 274 00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:26,610 I let me out. 275 00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:29,010 I stole a morgue truck. 276 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,010 What's going on? 277 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,020 We're hearing chatter about a terror threat to Moscow. 278 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,150 So, our cover story turns out to be true. 279 00:13:41,090 --> 00:13:42,290 VANCE: This sucks. 280 00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:43,860 Can't even tell. It's not bad. 281 00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:47,890 - Jesus. - VANCE: Oh, my goodness. 282 00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:50,230 Okay, spill. Why are you two on the rag today? 283 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,900 I don't know, maybe because you busted a $3,000 veneer 284 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,000 or because Barnes is pissing blood. 285 00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:57,100 BARNES: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what... 286 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:58,370 What do you gotta say for yourself? 287 00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,570 Get in shape, gents. 288 00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:00,710 - BARNES: Whoa. - VANCE: No, no. 289 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:02,010 Don't drag me into it. 290 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,340 I'm rock-hard and razor sharp, thank you. 291 00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:04,710 - Mm. - And I lost 55 pounds. 292 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:05,950 - Mm-hmm. - VANCE: Uh-huh. 293 00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:07,410 The agency made me. And you know the key? 294 00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:09,150 - Portion control. - And hydration. 295 00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:10,420 - I keep telling you. - Don't talk about hydration. 296 00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:12,020 I have to drink a big glass of water 297 00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:13,450 before and after every meal. 298 00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:14,990 BARNES: And by the way, peeing 299 00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:16,860 is the second-most healthy thing a man can do. 300 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:20,330 Yeah, that was... Okay, anyway, I gotta pee again. Damn it! 301 00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:22,430 - VANCE: Ugh. - [SIGHS] 302 00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:29,040 [PHONE BEEPS] 303 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:33,940 - Brittany. - Yes? 304 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,070 Homework, no texting. 305 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,280 Grandpa, I'm doing my algebra. 306 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,950 ROBERT: You heard me. 307 00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:42,350 ROBERT: So, where were we? 308 00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:43,920 [PHONE BEEPS] 309 00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:47,390 - [CROWD CLAMORS] - [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK] 310 00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:50,220 Ah. 311 00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:53,590 Hey! 312 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:01,300 ♪ Here it is, another day ♪ 313 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,970 ♪ I don't know what to say ♪ 314 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:08,610 ♪ I just try to understand ♪ 315 00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:11,280 ♪ Is this really the end? ♪ 316 00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:12,950 Ha! 317 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,310 ♪ Walking down the city streets ♪ 318 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,680 [PHONE RINGING] 319 00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:18,120 ♪ Think of you, how my heart beats ♪ 320 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,090 ROBERT: Excuse me, gentlemen. 321 00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:21,020 Ah. 322 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,960 Jacobs here. 323 00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:25,390 ROBERT: No, I only want my Russian-speaking team along. 324 00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:27,190 Right. [CHUCKLES] 325 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,300 Well, the key term in "secret summit in Moscow" 326 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,230 is "secret," okay? 327 00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:34,440 Keep it simple. Right, bye. 328 00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:36,940 Grandpa, you're going to Moscow? 329 00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:38,500 - ROBERT: Yeah. - Take me with! 330 00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:40,840 Mom always said she'd bring me back there someday. 331 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,110 ROBERT: Not this time. 332 00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:43,810 It's State Department business. 333 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:44,980 Secret State Department business... 334 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,980 But I can practice my Russian, 335 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:49,980 see where I was adopted from, visit people. Please? 336 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,120 Visit? Who do you know in Moscow? 337 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:56,320 Well, nobody, but I can visit museums and stuff. Please? 338 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,060 ROBERT: Sorry, sweetie, not this time. 339 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,460 ROBERT: Okay, gentlemen, let's get back to work. 340 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,610 IAN: Tony. Van. 341 00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:20,380 ♪ I got a cold, baby ♪ 342 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,720 TONY: Let's do this. 343 00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:24,590 - ♪ You won't be kissing me... ♪ - [MAN WHISTLES] 344 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,590 IAN: 750 grand, as agreed. 345 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:33,530 ♪ I got a cold, baby Yeah ♪ 346 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:36,030 ♪ I got it cold, baby What ♪ 347 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,030 ♪ You won't be kissin' me ♪ 348 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,040 - Done. - Let's grab a coffee. 349 00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:49,310 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 350 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,750 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 351 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,280 [SPEAKING ENGLISH] You're him, that actor. 352 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,720 [CHUCKLES] 353 00:16:58,290 --> 00:16:59,450 Yes, I am. 354 00:16:59,950 --> 00:17:01,060 [LAUGHS] 355 00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:04,390 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 356 00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:09,430 [SPEAKING ENGLISH] And your English is excellent. 357 00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:10,900 So is your German. 358 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:16,070 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 359 00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:19,240 [SPEAKING ENGLISH] Are you, like, doing a movie in Moscow? 360 00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,540 I'm a businessman now. 361 00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,440 Businessman? Mm. 362 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,610 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 363 00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:28,580 [SPEAKING ENGLISH] Say hello to Jet Li. 364 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:32,120 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 365 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,490 [SPEAKING ENGLISH] Lou Diamond Phillips. 366 00:17:34,490 --> 00:17:35,690 Oh. 367 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,520 Tony Lin. 368 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,830 Tony Lin? 369 00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:49,500 [CLEARS THROAT] 370 00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:53,770 "Shaolin Cop!" 371 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,640 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 372 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,350 [SPEAKING ENGLISH] I remember! Sure. 373 00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:03,110 Oh, my mom used to love that show. 374 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,480 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 375 00:18:05,490 --> 00:18:07,520 Businessman, good for you. 376 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,790 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 377 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,530 IAN: Mother, huh? 378 00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:14,260 IAN: Mom's not so bad if she looks anything like her. 379 00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:16,660 TONY: Maybe for you. 380 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,330 [GUN COCKING] 381 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,310 Take it, brother. 382 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,550 Ah. 383 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,550 Thank you, Baby Bear. 384 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,160 Lieutenant Durov. 385 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,590 Colonel. 386 00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:43,820 You have a goddamned concussion. 387 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,290 Ah. Just a scratch. 388 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,470 It's a miracle your brains are not leaking out. 389 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,900 COLONEL: Lucky for you, because you can't spare any. 390 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,200 You better remember your tech training, 391 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,470 because now you're manning Maxim's console. 392 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,470 COLONEL: Gear up and wear a damn vest. 393 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,570 [LAUGHS] I love Maxim, really, I-I do. 394 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:06,210 I love him like a brother, like two brothers, uh, 395 00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:08,180 and a summer cottage full of girls. 396 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,180 But he's never been in the field. 397 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,180 He's never, ever been in a fight. 398 00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:13,790 Look at him, he's huge. 399 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,720 COLONEL: Who'd be dumb enough to fight him? 400 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:20,400 Meanwhile, your thick, peasant skull has a dent in it. 401 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,200 Find a vest that fits. 402 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,240 Here you go, sir. 403 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,610 Thank you, Donna. 404 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,240 Yes? 405 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,750 Oh, yeah, I do, sure, uh-huh. 406 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,820 If I can. 407 00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:46,050 - [MOANING] - NATHAN: What? 408 00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:49,360 Uh, well, I like a good mimosa. 409 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,060 Mm. 410 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,520 Hey, P.B. 411 00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:54,590 Have you met Barnes' new partner, Vance? 412 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,760 Nice, huh? [LAUGHS] 413 00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,400 You're not the only pretty boy. 414 00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:02,300 Paul Bradley, not "Pretty Boy." 415 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:03,670 More like "Prince Bullshit." 416 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,240 [LAUGHTER] 417 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,380 Can we settle down? 418 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,640 - BARNES: Oh. - Thanks, guys. 419 00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:15,250 All right, that's my cue to hit the loo again. 420 00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:17,620 VANCE: Man, give the loo a break. 421 00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,620 If you choke the chicken, don't let it drip on the jet. 422 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:20,750 Show some manners. 423 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,290 Fuck, it's locked. What is the code? 424 00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:23,720 KATE: 7-4-1-1. 425 00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:27,400 Oh, Christ on a cracker. 426 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,560 What's up? 427 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,300 Okay, close your eyes. 428 00:20:31,770 --> 00:20:33,400 [MOANING] Oh, yeah. 429 00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:35,400 ROBERT: How the heck did you get on my plane? 430 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,440 My God, that hair, those clothes. 431 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,810 What were you thinking? Miley Cyrus is over. 432 00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:44,040 But Grandpa, it's Russia. I need to look great. 433 00:20:44,050 --> 00:20:45,410 ROBERT: Yes, Russia. 434 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,380 Exactly the place I said you couldn't go. 435 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,550 You've really outdone yourself... 436 00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:49,550 KATE: What a brat. 437 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,680 You are beyond serious trouble with me, young lady. 438 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,580 [BRITTANY CRIES] 439 00:20:53,590 --> 00:20:55,150 Ah, come here. 440 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,260 BRITTANY: Grandpa, please, please. 441 00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:59,530 ROBERT: Oh, what am I gonna do with you? 442 00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:03,300 Oh, doll, I'm so sorry for yelling at you, baby. 443 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:04,530 KATE: Jesus. 444 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:05,970 - ROBERT: I'm so sorry. - KATE: Seriously? 445 00:21:14,410 --> 00:21:17,440 I have to say, I really did a good job 446 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,610 getting us these Russian uniforms. 447 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,980 They match my eyes. 448 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:28,390 I paid top dollar for Russian uniforms made in China? 449 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,330 Sifu, every uniform in this damn world's made in China. 450 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,700 Why is the military here, sir? 451 00:22:08,730 --> 00:22:12,070 We received a terrorist threat. We need to secure the building. 452 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,440 Terrorist? From where? 453 00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:15,630 From everywhere. 454 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,370 [YELLING] 455 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:19,810 - [YELLING] - [SQUELCHING] 456 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:25,780 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 457 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,390 Would you grow a pair? 458 00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:33,890 IAN: Sifu, you know I hate blood. 459 00:22:33,890 --> 00:22:35,460 Come on. 460 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,010 Nice. 461 00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:09,690 I'll get that. 462 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,960 Maxim Kadurin, FSB. 463 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:14,430 Katie Desmond, Secret Service. 464 00:23:14,930 --> 00:23:16,460 - [LANDS HEAVILY] - Whoa. 465 00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:18,930 Hey, Agent Barnes and my shadow here, 466 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:21,470 no racial intent, is Vance. 467 00:23:21,470 --> 00:23:23,600 - How you doing? - God, Vance, look at this guy. 468 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,140 He's so huge, he's like Mount Rushmore with feet. 469 00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:28,980 What did you drink as a child, Godzilla milk? 470 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,840 - Russian milk. - Just Russian. Russian. 471 00:23:31,850 --> 00:23:34,120 Hey, Nate, say "cheese." 472 00:23:34,950 --> 00:23:36,850 "Cheese," my ass, kid. 473 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,350 VANCE: I'm guessing whole... whole Russian milk, right? 474 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:40,120 Nathan Robinson, State Department. 475 00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:42,620 My dad and I are tight with the Jacobs clan, 476 00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:43,820 and he's put me in charge 477 00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:44,960 - of all this stuff right... - Blow me. 478 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,690 In your dreams. 479 00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:48,630 Hey, hey, hey, look, I know my badge says "intern," 480 00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:50,300 but my hand says "touch of death." 481 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:51,730 [WHISTLING] 482 00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,430 No, no, big shot, 483 00:23:53,430 --> 00:23:55,600 there's no place for you because of the girl. 484 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,170 You ride in the car. 485 00:23:57,500 --> 00:24:00,640 NATHAN: It's called a limo, Russian Milk. 486 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,740 You can't fit in there. 487 00:24:03,010 --> 00:24:06,480 [HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING] 488 00:24:07,450 --> 00:24:10,490 Secret Service lady sure is hot. 489 00:24:12,490 --> 00:24:14,190 Be professional, Papa Bear. 490 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,540 - Come on, come on. - Come on, come on. 491 00:24:32,870 --> 00:24:37,040 Sifu, there's a security camera. 492 00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:43,580 That's exactly why we're dressed like this. 493 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,550 The purpose of this operation is to make the world think 494 00:24:46,650 --> 00:24:49,790 that Russians killed Jacobs, hmm? 495 00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:51,190 Hmm. 496 00:24:56,030 --> 00:24:57,530 On my mark. 497 00:24:58,170 --> 00:24:59,700 TONY: Target is a half-mile and closing. 498 00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:09,410 Target acquired. 499 00:25:09,410 --> 00:25:11,550 [BEEPING] 500 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,620 Fire! 501 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,020 There's a missile coming your way. 502 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,850 Roger, I have a visual. 503 00:25:21,860 --> 00:25:23,690 MAXIM: Everyone hang on. 504 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,060 - ROBERT: What's going on? - NATHAN: A missile! 505 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:26,660 Executing evasive maneuver. 506 00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:27,630 No, hold steady. 507 00:25:27,630 --> 00:25:28,930 ANDREI: Baby Bear, you can do it, 508 00:25:28,930 --> 00:25:29,930 you were trained for that. 509 00:25:29,930 --> 00:25:30,960 No rush. 510 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:33,970 Oh, Jesus, Allah, Moses, and Mary. 511 00:25:34,930 --> 00:25:36,670 [BEEPING] 512 00:25:36,670 --> 00:25:38,740 Ascend and bank, 30 degrees port, now. 513 00:25:41,010 --> 00:25:42,110 Ah! 514 00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:52,750 I'm covering all my bases. 515 00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:54,050 Me, too. 516 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:58,660 [SHOUTING IN GERMAN] 517 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:28,790 OLIVIA: Secretary Jacobs, thank God you're okay. 518 00:26:28,790 --> 00:26:31,020 This man saved our lives. 519 00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:33,860 Sir, after this assassination attempt, 520 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:37,160 protocol requires that you return immediately to the USA. 521 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,170 Yeah, we have the same protocol. 522 00:26:39,870 --> 00:26:42,770 One cowardly attack will not derail negotiations. 523 00:26:42,770 --> 00:26:44,000 Understood. 524 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,740 On behalf of Minister Orlav, 525 00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:49,110 I assure you we will find the perpetrators. 526 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:50,650 Thank you very much. 527 00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:54,480 Sir, with all due respect, it is not impossible 528 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,480 to miss with heat-seeking missiles. 529 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,790 Trust me, sir, I will not fail you. 530 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,660 Trust comes from deeds, not words. 531 00:27:01,690 --> 00:27:03,150 What's plan B, Tony? 532 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,960 [PHONE RINGS] Hang on, please, it's my source. 533 00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:09,200 Make it quick. 534 00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:11,830 SOURCE: Lucky you, the Secretary of State's granddaughter's here. 535 00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:13,800 - His granddaughter? - SOURCE: Yes. 536 00:27:13,930 --> 00:27:15,340 Here in Moscow? 537 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:16,540 SOURCE: The brat stowed away on Jacobs' jet. 538 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:18,940 Are you certain about this? 539 00:27:20,010 --> 00:27:21,010 SOURCE: Of course, I was there. You think I'm an idiot? 540 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:22,910 I saw it with my own eyes. 541 00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:25,150 Fantastic. Call me back in five. 542 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,220 TONY: Sir, I've got you a plan B. 543 00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:33,750 Quit talking, start chalking. 544 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:52,240 Pavel Chernov. 545 00:28:05,990 --> 00:28:08,790 I get a thousand pictures a day of this kid. 546 00:28:10,090 --> 00:28:12,330 How about shots of Chernov 547 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,160 with the American Secretary of State's granddaughter? 548 00:28:15,230 --> 00:28:16,760 The adopted one, from Russia? 549 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:18,330 Absolutely. 550 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:21,400 I don't have them yet, 551 00:28:22,270 --> 00:28:26,010 but I'm giving you a chance to make a preemptive bid. 552 00:28:27,870 --> 00:28:29,740 They're getting together today. 553 00:28:30,110 --> 00:28:31,740 There is no news anywhere 554 00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,880 about the granddaughter being in Moscow. 555 00:28:34,110 --> 00:28:36,420 She's here, with Jacobs. 556 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,320 A top American official comes to Moscow 557 00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:40,990 and the only guy who knows about it 558 00:28:40,990 --> 00:28:43,420 hasn't brushed his teeth since Christmas? 559 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:45,890 [CHUCKLES] 560 00:28:46,590 --> 00:28:47,760 Get him out. 561 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,200 Screw you. 562 00:28:53,730 --> 00:28:55,370 The price just doubled. 563 00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:00,040 Go. 564 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,450 MAXIM: Allow me. 565 00:29:09,950 --> 00:29:11,450 Thank you. 566 00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:13,790 Gentlemen are a rare breed. 567 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,090 Apparently so. 568 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:19,530 Get in already. 569 00:29:20,130 --> 00:29:22,090 Aren't you the big-shot intern in charge? 570 00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:23,330 Is that how we're starting out? 571 00:29:23,330 --> 00:29:25,030 Listen, if you go online and look at my family's 572 00:29:25,030 --> 00:29:27,470 net worth, you'll see three commas. 573 00:29:27,630 --> 00:29:29,630 That's right, not like three zeroes like you all, 574 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,340 three damn commas. Boo-yah. 575 00:29:32,340 --> 00:29:35,040 Well, gosh, playa, a billion, huh? 576 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,540 That's about how many times you can kiss my sweet ass. 577 00:29:37,710 --> 00:29:39,710 Okay, you fine public servants so eager 578 00:29:39,710 --> 00:29:41,580 to run things, have a damn party. 579 00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:42,810 I'll listen in and have a tall, 580 00:29:42,820 --> 00:29:44,850 frosty mimosa, breakfast of champions. 581 00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:46,890 [CHUCKLES] 582 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,720 NATHAN: Have fun driving that shitty car 583 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,720 on your lame-ass detail, big shot. 584 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,190 My haircut cost more than your ride. 585 00:29:53,190 --> 00:29:56,260 Oh, and fix your muffler. Sounds like my dog's farts. 586 00:29:59,930 --> 00:30:01,840 Here, it's a commlink. Try it. 587 00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:06,270 Is it working? 588 00:30:07,110 --> 00:30:08,440 NATHAN: White Russian, this is Black Russian. 589 00:30:08,670 --> 00:30:10,110 I can hear you loud and clear. 590 00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:12,880 I'm not in the mood for that guy. 591 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,880 Don't bitch at me about him. 592 00:30:14,950 --> 00:30:16,680 NATHAN: Did I not just say I can hear you? 593 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,450 Yes, they work loud and clear. 594 00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:20,320 NATHAN: I can hear your heart beat. 595 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:22,590 So, where are we taking the princess? 596 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,820 She requested the Vegas Mall. 597 00:30:24,830 --> 00:30:26,890 MAXIM: Good choice, best place in the city to shop. 598 00:30:27,090 --> 00:30:29,200 Vegas Mall? Wait, I wanna go there. 599 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:32,000 Missed your chance, partner. Have a mimosa for us. 600 00:30:58,390 --> 00:31:00,490 Minister Orlav, always a pleasure. 601 00:31:01,030 --> 00:31:02,790 You know, we should stop meeting in secret 602 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,370 so the rest of the world can see we actually like each other. 603 00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:08,130 It's good to start our day on a note of agreement. 604 00:31:08,130 --> 00:31:09,270 Please. 605 00:31:09,270 --> 00:31:11,140 We heard you have a stowaway. 606 00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:13,000 Oh, don't worry about a national crisis. 607 00:31:13,010 --> 00:31:14,440 Every grey hair on this head was brought to me 608 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,040 by my beloved granddaughter. After you. 609 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,050 - ROBERT: Ah, Galina. - Mr. Secretary. 610 00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:22,280 - OLIVIA: Good morning, sir. - ROBERT: Good to see you again. 611 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,650 GALINA: Right this way. 612 00:31:25,290 --> 00:31:26,720 Whew. 613 00:31:30,290 --> 00:31:31,460 - Yeah. - Just go, geezer. 614 00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:32,930 All right, thank you. 615 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,600 ANDREI: Baby Bear, missile last night was a Russian Igla. 616 00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:43,170 That fact isn't gonna bring much love to the negotiations. 617 00:31:43,170 --> 00:31:45,940 ANDREI: Oh, thank you for a brilliant insight. 618 00:31:46,110 --> 00:31:48,080 Baby Bear, what's your location? 619 00:31:48,170 --> 00:31:49,610 Mmm. 620 00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:54,950 Arrived at the Vegas Mall. 621 00:31:56,050 --> 00:31:58,780 I wouldn't go clothes shopping with a girl I'm porking, 622 00:31:58,790 --> 00:32:02,090 ANDREI: let alone somebody's spoiled grandkid. 623 00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:04,990 Mm, yummy. 624 00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:07,390 KATE: Girl sure loves her that Taylor Swift thing. 625 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:09,960 Shocker she went all Kristin Stewart today. 626 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,570 In English. I'm Russian. 627 00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:15,100 I've never seen her in shorts and boots before. 628 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,310 [CHUCKLES] 629 00:32:19,340 --> 00:32:21,110 NIKOLAI: Almost here. 630 00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:25,110 We should be closer. 631 00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:26,340 Spoken like a man who's never gone shopping 632 00:32:26,350 --> 00:32:27,550 with a teenage girl. 633 00:32:40,490 --> 00:32:44,460 Hey, hey, paparazzo. 634 00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:48,030 Must be a celebrity nearby. 635 00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:52,040 Cockroaches with cameras, those guys. 636 00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:54,540 Followed me everywhere when my series was running. 637 00:33:01,450 --> 00:33:03,450 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 638 00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:12,030 I have to be with my techs, investigating the rocket attack. 639 00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:14,530 And Jacobs shouldn't let his granddaughter out 640 00:33:14,530 --> 00:33:16,160 after someone tried to kill him. 641 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,570 Yeah, we discussed it, at length. 642 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,570 Brat sure knows how to get her way. 643 00:33:22,570 --> 00:33:24,340 KATE: Anyway, nobody knows she's here. 644 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,610 PAVEL: Brittany. 645 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,710 Brittany. 646 00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:32,510 Oh. 647 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,220 My God, it's really you. 648 00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:37,580 Shh. 649 00:33:38,590 --> 00:33:42,760 Here, take my jeans. You know what to do? 650 00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:44,260 Of course. 651 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,460 - Are you ready? - Absolutely. 652 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:00,340 KATE: So how long you been a field agent? 653 00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:02,140 Since I met you. 654 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,610 You're yanking my dick right now, aren't you? 655 00:34:06,050 --> 00:34:07,210 I would never yank your dick. 656 00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:13,090 TONY: There's security, and there she is. 657 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:15,620 Successful kidnappings take months of planning. 658 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,460 We have about two minutes. 659 00:34:17,460 --> 00:34:19,630 But I'm great at improv. 660 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,100 Chloroform. 661 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,370 IAN: Mm-hmm. 662 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,400 Soon as I grab her, you cover me. 663 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,640 Mm-hmm. 664 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,780 Oh, boy. 665 00:34:42,350 --> 00:34:43,080 TONY: It's not her. 666 00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:46,120 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 667 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,520 They don't know where she is, either. 668 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,160 All right, quick, outside. 669 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,530 You should go with her. 670 00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:14,720 KATE: Brittany? 671 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,490 She's gone. 672 00:35:30,930 --> 00:35:32,730 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 673 00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:43,180 No. No, no, no, no. 674 00:35:47,410 --> 00:35:48,580 Chloroform. 675 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,220 KATE: Oh, my God. 676 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,320 "Will call Jacobs in one hour on his mobile. 677 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,720 Speak only to him. 678 00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:58,320 Follow all instructions, or granddaughter dies." 679 00:35:59,230 --> 00:36:01,230 Head downstairs, check the other exit. 680 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,780 Captain, are you serious? 681 00:36:19,380 --> 00:36:21,350 Step back and shut up. 682 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,230 Security's chasing us. 683 00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:51,340 Baby Bear, what's going on? 684 00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:53,650 Papa Bear, bring up the traffic cams. 685 00:36:54,110 --> 00:36:55,720 MAXIM: Three white BMWs. 686 00:36:56,550 --> 00:36:57,950 Two are decoys. 687 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,790 They're trying to shake me. 688 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:09,300 Have mercy, please. 689 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:11,330 NIKOLAI: I really have to leave. 690 00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:13,300 Shit. 691 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:15,540 KATE: Hey, hey, hey, hey, stop the car. 692 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,240 Hey, hey, hey, put down your window. 693 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:19,570 What? 694 00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:20,500 I need your car, it's an emergency. 695 00:37:20,510 --> 00:37:21,640 No! 696 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,610 Behind you! Carjacking. 697 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,810 - KATE: Or I'll have to hurt you. - MAN: You're already hurting me! 698 00:37:26,180 --> 00:37:27,580 - Psycho woman. - KATE: I'll hurt you more. 699 00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:28,650 Get out! 700 00:37:28,650 --> 00:37:30,520 You're one crazy bitch. 701 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,550 - Yes, and yes. - [GRUNTING] 702 00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:41,960 ANDREI: All right, um, 703 00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:45,200 shit, I don't remember, how do I do it? 704 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,830 That right there does not sound good. 705 00:37:46,830 --> 00:37:48,500 NATHAN: What the hell is happening? 706 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,440 KATE: Just stand by, God damn it. 707 00:37:53,710 --> 00:37:55,040 You gotta shake them. 708 00:37:55,270 --> 00:37:57,440 I'll go left, you guys split. 709 00:38:01,180 --> 00:38:02,480 ANDREI: I got the three white Beamers. 710 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:03,350 Which one are you following? 711 00:38:04,550 --> 00:38:07,220 MAXIM: Not sure, they shuffled around. 712 00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:08,920 ANDREI: One's turning, stick with the other two. 713 00:38:09,350 --> 00:38:11,360 ANDREI: Faster, don't lose them. 714 00:38:11,830 --> 00:38:14,360 Um, I would follow the one with the most people in it. 715 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:20,900 ANDREI: By the way, why are we chasing them? 716 00:38:32,650 --> 00:38:35,710 If they're chasing us, they must think we have her, 717 00:38:35,710 --> 00:38:38,350 - TONY: and that's a good thing. - How? 718 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:48,360 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 719 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,500 CART OWNER: Whoa! 720 00:39:00,870 --> 00:39:02,040 Wow! 721 00:39:03,910 --> 00:39:05,280 What the... 722 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,710 He's right on our tail. 723 00:39:19,830 --> 00:39:21,060 [METAL CRUNCHING] 724 00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:26,700 [LAUGHS] 725 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,410 [TIRES SCREECHING] 726 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:50,760 [SHOUTING] 727 00:39:55,790 --> 00:39:57,430 Tony, Tony, make a decision. 728 00:39:57,660 --> 00:39:58,600 IAN: Tony! 729 00:39:58,870 --> 00:40:00,700 [YELLING] 730 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,440 Woo! [LAUGHS] Fuckin' what'd I tell you? 731 00:40:16,820 --> 00:40:17,850 [HORN BLARING] 732 00:40:23,590 --> 00:40:24,620 TONY: Guns! 733 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:35,940 [HORN BLARING] 734 00:40:37,770 --> 00:40:39,770 [GUNFIRE] 735 00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:42,640 ANDREI: Is that gunfire? What's your location? 736 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,080 MAXIM: Kitoskya street, getting shot at. 737 00:40:47,850 --> 00:40:50,310 IAN: Son of a bitch, he's got a bulletproof windshield. 738 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,550 [GUNFIRE] 739 00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:53,790 - [BULLET RICOCHET] - [GROANS] 740 00:40:55,650 --> 00:40:56,960 [LAUGHS] 741 00:41:40,670 --> 00:41:42,100 Cops are off my tail. 742 00:41:42,830 --> 00:41:43,900 We need to find the girl. 743 00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:45,570 Regroup at HQ. 744 00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:51,940 ANDREI: He went in the tunnel. Now what? 745 00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:53,940 MAXIM: Papa Bear, you've gotta stay with them. 746 00:41:53,950 --> 00:41:55,580 I crashed my car. 747 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:00,290 Ah! 748 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:05,090 Baby Bear, I-I broke all your jagga-lagga stupid tech toys. 749 00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:06,830 I hate this shit. What do I do? 750 00:42:07,590 --> 00:42:09,230 KATE: I'm trying to track Brittany's phone. 751 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:11,460 Where the hell are you? 752 00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:14,030 Just crashed the car. Texting my location. 753 00:42:14,430 --> 00:42:16,270 NATHAN: Crashed what car? 754 00:42:16,570 --> 00:42:18,670 Nathan, I said stand the hell by. 755 00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,940 I told you Baby Bear don't know how to drive. 756 00:42:20,940 --> 00:42:22,580 NATHAN: Who gave him his license? 757 00:42:30,820 --> 00:42:33,720 [ENGINE IDLES] 758 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,730 BRITTANY: Wow, this is so cool. 759 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,500 Woo! We did it. 760 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:51,870 Yeah. I can't believe I'm here. I can't believe you're here. 761 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,840 Uh, hey, excuse me, wh... what are you doing? 762 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:59,010 Can you help me to remove the jeans, and the boots? 763 00:42:59,850 --> 00:43:02,510 - Uh, uh, sure, of course, okay. - BRITTANY: Great. 764 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,050 - Yeah. Great, um... - PAVEL: Of course, yeah. 765 00:43:05,980 --> 00:43:08,790 PAVEL: Uh, oh, but... let me help you. 766 00:43:08,790 --> 00:43:10,320 BRITTANY: And the right one, please. 767 00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:13,120 Thanks. 768 00:43:13,130 --> 00:43:15,330 Uh, keep them. 769 00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:17,860 Boyfriend jeans are it. 770 00:43:17,860 --> 00:43:20,930 Boyfriend jeans? I like it. [CHUCKLES] 771 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,900 So, where do you wanna go first? 772 00:43:22,940 --> 00:43:25,640 Anywhere. Everywhere. You pick. 773 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,770 Grandpa's meeting is done in six hours. 774 00:43:27,770 --> 00:43:29,770 - I gotta be back by then. - No problem. 775 00:43:29,780 --> 00:43:31,680 BRITTANY: Oh, can you please hold my phone? 776 00:43:31,740 --> 00:43:33,180 - PAVEL: Okay. Um... - Yeah, thank you. 777 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,150 ...your phone backed up to the cloud? 778 00:43:35,150 --> 00:43:36,650 BRITTANY: Yeah, of course. 779 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,680 Hey, what the... 780 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,190 What the heck are you doing? 781 00:43:41,950 --> 00:43:43,520 Now, they can't track you. 782 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,790 But I love my 6. 783 00:43:48,630 --> 00:43:50,700 You'll love the 8 Plus even more. 784 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:54,670 Oh... my... God. 785 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:56,570 Say to him bye-bye. 786 00:43:56,570 --> 00:43:57,570 - Bye-bye! - Bye-bye! 787 00:43:57,570 --> 00:43:59,110 [LAUGHING] 788 00:44:01,710 --> 00:44:04,680 - KATE: Oh, shit. - [PHONE BEEPING] 789 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,380 [HONKS HORN] 790 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,690 Hey. 791 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,220 Is that blood? 792 00:44:17,860 --> 00:44:19,190 Hey, give me that. 793 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:21,730 No, no, no, no. We have to talk in private. 794 00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:25,130 Her phone location went dead. The last ping was by the river. 795 00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:27,000 We are mega-screwed. 796 00:44:27,070 --> 00:44:28,740 How did they know she's in Moscow? 797 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,200 How could they get her out? 798 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,970 I have no idea. 799 00:44:31,970 --> 00:44:34,710 I was 10 seconds behind her, and then she was gone. 800 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,840 - I drive. - No, no, no. I drive. 801 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:43,080 Hey, what the hell are you doing? You-Ugh. 802 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,980 Are you bat-shit loco? 803 00:44:44,980 --> 00:44:46,250 Mm-hmm. Get in. 804 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,130 MAXIM: Where did you get the car? 805 00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:58,760 KATE: I borrowed it. 806 00:45:12,610 --> 00:45:15,080 BRITTANY: This is so fun, I've never been on a scooter before. 807 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,090 - Whoop! - Ah! 808 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,430 [HOLLERING] 809 00:45:27,530 --> 00:45:29,500 MAXIM: Hey, hey, I need my commlink back. 810 00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:33,330 Stop pawing at me, I will drop this. 811 00:45:35,170 --> 00:45:37,030 Okay, here's the deal. 812 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,270 Kidnapped girl, international crisis. 813 00:45:39,270 --> 00:45:40,740 Both our careers are in the crapper 814 00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:42,610 because it happened on our watch. 815 00:45:42,610 --> 00:45:44,010 Get to the point. 816 00:45:44,010 --> 00:45:46,610 My point is what's the hurry in letting 817 00:45:46,610 --> 00:45:48,310 anybody know what happened? 818 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,950 Let's see, combine law enforcement assets 819 00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:53,950 for the two most powerful nations on Earth. 820 00:45:54,090 --> 00:45:56,890 Okay, there's that, but we can find her ourselves 821 00:45:56,890 --> 00:45:59,130 before anybody even knows she's missing. 822 00:45:59,690 --> 00:46:02,290 No international crisis, no dead careers. 823 00:46:02,290 --> 00:46:04,930 KATE: We have six hours before the summit ends. 824 00:46:05,030 --> 00:46:07,300 Five and a half, and kidnappers who will call 825 00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:08,870 Jacobs in 51 minutes. 826 00:46:20,710 --> 00:46:22,420 Gotta find the girl. 827 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,420 Oh, and I gotta report in. 828 00:46:25,850 --> 00:46:26,850 All right. 829 00:46:29,190 --> 00:46:31,560 Find some new cars, dump the Beamers. 830 00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:36,500 Come on, admit it, I'm making sense. 831 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,970 But you still have something of mine. 832 00:46:41,870 --> 00:46:43,370 KATE: I'm taking that as a "yes." 833 00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:01,450 [BABBLING] 834 00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:15,270 IAN: Are you warmed up enough? 835 00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:18,470 TONY: Oh, yeah, always works wonders for my performance. 836 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:20,170 IAN: Good. 837 00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:23,480 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 838 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,410 You better have good news. 839 00:47:25,850 --> 00:47:27,010 TONY: It went perfect. 840 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:28,950 We have Jacobs' granddaughter. 841 00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:30,550 Let me see her. 842 00:47:31,350 --> 00:47:32,920 TONY: She's secured down in the basement, 843 00:47:33,690 --> 00:47:37,250 but this should get her grandfather's attention 844 00:47:37,260 --> 00:47:40,760 when I send it to him. 845 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,900 Nice touch, your first good hand. 846 00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:46,030 Thank you very much. 847 00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:54,370 Do I need to say what they will do to us if we fail? 848 00:47:55,010 --> 00:47:56,440 Hmm? 849 00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:02,950 All right, FSB and Secret Service 850 00:48:02,950 --> 00:48:04,980 will check traffic cam footage for leads. 851 00:48:06,150 --> 00:48:08,290 We need a better source of information, 852 00:48:08,290 --> 00:48:10,220 and I know right where to get it. 853 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:11,260 Papa Bear? 854 00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,530 Papa Bear? 855 00:48:16,290 --> 00:48:18,430 ANDREI: Here you are. I busted all the monitors. 856 00:48:18,430 --> 00:48:20,030 Where the hell were you? 857 00:48:20,030 --> 00:48:23,030 Forget that. Request a mobile lab. 858 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,270 Have them leave it at the Luzhnetsky Bridge underpass. 859 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,840 Um, what's going on? 860 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,370 - MAXIM: Your ears only. - Mm-hmm. 861 00:48:30,380 --> 00:48:32,080 Someone took Brittany. 862 00:48:32,180 --> 00:48:33,440 ANDREI: The white Beemer? 863 00:48:33,450 --> 00:48:35,110 Yes, and they left a note. 864 00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:36,810 Shit, I should have been there. 865 00:48:36,820 --> 00:48:38,450 Yeah, having an intern there would have made 866 00:48:38,450 --> 00:48:40,320 all the damn difference in the world. 867 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,250 - I gotta tell Jacobs. - KATE: Don't say a word, 868 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:44,090 and meet me out in front of the summit room. 869 00:48:44,090 --> 00:48:45,960 [SIGHS] I'm on my way. 870 00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:49,230 KATE: Okay, I just texted you the note. 871 00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:52,000 Yeah, they're gonna call Jacobs 48 minutes from now. 872 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,800 How about telling us something we don't already goddamn know? 873 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,000 Listen, woman, you better check your tone, okay? 874 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,870 Look, the next one that acts like I'm their bitch 875 00:48:58,870 --> 00:49:00,470 is gonna get my foot so far up their ass 876 00:49:00,470 --> 00:49:02,410 they're gonna be able to floss with my shoelaces. 877 00:49:02,510 --> 00:49:04,280 Enough. Stay focused. 878 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:05,940 He's right. 879 00:49:05,940 --> 00:49:08,110 We have to fix this... ourselves. 880 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,050 NATHAN: Are you high? 881 00:49:10,150 --> 00:49:11,750 The moment they call Jacobs, 882 00:49:11,750 --> 00:49:13,080 he's gonna know this shit went south. 883 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,520 MAXIM: That won't happen. 884 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,520 Not if Katie steals Jacobs' phone 885 00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,130 and Nathan pretends he's him. 886 00:49:19,490 --> 00:49:21,230 How the hell do you know I imitate Jacobs? 887 00:49:21,230 --> 00:49:23,200 You're bugging our offices! 888 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,000 You bug us, we bug you. Big deal. 889 00:49:28,830 --> 00:49:30,200 Stealing the phone, you in? 890 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,540 Hells yeah. 891 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:34,270 Hey, drop me off here. 892 00:49:35,510 --> 00:49:37,010 [TIRES SCREECH] 893 00:49:38,510 --> 00:49:41,750 [LAUGHS] Crazy-ass bitch is gonna boost a car, huh? 894 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:44,980 KATE: Hey, hey, hey, hey. 895 00:49:44,980 --> 00:49:45,950 NATHAN: Don't watch, hombre, 896 00:49:45,950 --> 00:49:47,020 you'll lose a piece of your soul. 897 00:49:47,020 --> 00:49:49,020 KATE: Get out of the car, please. I said get out. 898 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:50,620 [YELLING] 899 00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:02,100 [ENGINE IDLES] 900 00:50:08,140 --> 00:50:09,870 BARNES: Vance, can you help me with this? 901 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,270 - VANCE: Nope. - Just give it a quick jerk. 902 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,210 Nope, not touching that thing. Not happening. 903 00:50:13,210 --> 00:50:14,450 What are you doing here? 904 00:50:15,350 --> 00:50:16,280 I thought you'd be out with Brat and the Russian giant. 905 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,050 President Anderson, hold on real quick. 906 00:50:18,050 --> 00:50:19,220 BARNES: President Anderson. 907 00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:21,050 NATHAN: Yeah, I don't even know what they talking about. 908 00:50:21,050 --> 00:50:21,690 Ah, really catching on to the whole government 909 00:50:21,690 --> 00:50:23,420 worker thing, I see, yeah. 910 00:50:23,420 --> 00:50:24,460 Why are you here? 911 00:50:24,890 --> 00:50:26,920 Uh, Chief of Staff needs to see me. 912 00:50:26,930 --> 00:50:28,460 Mm-mmm, bullshit, you can't go in there. 913 00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:29,590 - BARNES: No, no. - There's a summit in session. 914 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,260 BARNES: No, no. 915 00:50:32,030 --> 00:50:33,200 Fine, I'll just tell him that you left me standing 916 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,230 out here with my thumb up my ass, just like you guys. 917 00:50:35,230 --> 00:50:37,100 Really? Well, I wish I did have my thumb up my ass, 918 00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:38,900 because my prostate is huge right now, 919 00:50:38,900 --> 00:50:40,170 and I have to pee about every 15 seconds. 920 00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:41,570 It'd probably feel good. 921 00:50:41,570 --> 00:50:43,080 Why are you really here? 922 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,310 The less you know, the shorter your prison sentence will be. 923 00:50:46,310 --> 00:50:48,040 Oh my God, that scares me. Oh, that is frightening. 924 00:50:48,050 --> 00:50:49,580 Don't go bringing that crazy bullshit over here. 925 00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:51,110 - Don't do it, mm-mmm. - Put that on Facebook. 926 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,050 It's too late. Just help me get in the room. 927 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:55,750 - Fix the problem. - It's against protocol. 928 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:59,260 When did you become a lame waste of a pecker bitch-boy 929 00:50:59,260 --> 00:51:01,230 worried about violating pussy protocol? 930 00:51:02,130 --> 00:51:03,800 Well, damn, that's gonna leave a bruise. 931 00:51:03,930 --> 00:51:05,260 - It did leave a bruise. - Yeah. 932 00:51:05,260 --> 00:51:07,100 But I wanna know more about this pussy protocol. 933 00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:08,970 Is that like a special club? Could we be in it with you? 934 00:51:08,970 --> 00:51:10,100 VANCE: Very intriguing. 935 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:11,370 I just like hearing you say that. 936 00:51:12,300 --> 00:51:13,640 So you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna let you go in there. 937 00:51:14,140 --> 00:51:16,210 But you gotta lay low. Do you think you could do that? 938 00:51:16,210 --> 00:51:17,610 - Ya think? - Okay. 939 00:51:17,610 --> 00:51:19,340 I'm gonna distract the Chuckle Twins 940 00:51:19,350 --> 00:51:21,210 right over there, and then work your way in. 941 00:51:21,210 --> 00:51:23,950 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 942 00:51:23,950 --> 00:51:25,650 Fellas, you know what? 943 00:51:25,650 --> 00:51:29,290 I was thinking, hey, have you ever seen a one-eared elephant? 944 00:51:29,290 --> 00:51:31,620 It's a great trick that- Tell me if you've ever seen it. 945 00:51:31,620 --> 00:51:33,390 It goes like this. 946 00:51:33,890 --> 00:51:36,290 You got this as the... there's his trunk. 947 00:51:36,290 --> 00:51:38,130 True, true, and true. 948 00:51:38,130 --> 00:51:40,160 Look, America's goals have always been 949 00:51:40,170 --> 00:51:42,270 to promote and protect democracy. 950 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,740 We will not be deterred from those objectives. 951 00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:48,370 ROBERT: Regardless of your attitude- 952 00:51:48,370 --> 00:51:53,280 [COUGHING] 953 00:51:54,450 --> 00:51:55,580 Are you all right? 954 00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:57,720 [CLEARING THROAT] Yes. 955 00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:01,650 ROBERT: I would love to know who in this country, 956 00:52:01,650 --> 00:52:06,190 or maybe right in this room, might profit from my death. 957 00:52:06,190 --> 00:52:08,130 From my death and the complete destruction 958 00:52:08,130 --> 00:52:10,430 of relationships between our two nations. 959 00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,260 ROBERT: Killing me would not change 960 00:52:12,260 --> 00:52:14,670 our country's attitude towards your military policies. 961 00:52:14,670 --> 00:52:17,670 You move toward our position on the Middle East, 962 00:52:17,670 --> 00:52:20,270 and we'll move towards yours on China. 963 00:52:20,270 --> 00:52:21,640 And? 964 00:52:22,610 --> 00:52:25,270 ROBERT: We'll stop pressure on your provocative military moves. 965 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,940 ORLAV: We should start with an agreement to limit 966 00:52:26,950 --> 00:52:29,680 the proliferation of both countries' weapons. 967 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,150 ROBERT: Such as the Russian Igla missile 968 00:52:31,150 --> 00:52:32,680 someone fired at my helicopter? 969 00:52:32,690 --> 00:52:36,550 OLIVIA: Sir, we have evidence that the missile was stolen 970 00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,690 from a private storage facility in America. 971 00:52:39,690 --> 00:52:41,690 ROBERT: Mm-hmm. If you really wanna dazzle me with your 972 00:52:41,690 --> 00:52:43,860 investigative skills, tell me who stole it. 973 00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:46,800 Tell me who fired it at me. 974 00:52:47,300 --> 00:52:50,200 ROBERT: Yes, I am a grumpy son-of-a-bitch. 975 00:52:50,370 --> 00:52:54,340 Everyone, please, give us the room. 976 00:52:54,710 --> 00:52:56,170 Thank you. 977 00:52:56,170 --> 00:52:58,210 Give me and Minister Orlav the room. 978 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:06,820 Oh. 979 00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:08,380 Apparently, "P.B." can stand for "perky butt." 980 00:53:08,390 --> 00:53:09,520 What were you doing down there? 981 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,490 Sweeping for listening devices. 982 00:53:11,490 --> 00:53:12,990 You gonna tell me what you're up to? 983 00:53:12,990 --> 00:53:14,360 Nope, and you're welcome. 984 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,410 Andrei, I'm at the mobile lab. 985 00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:30,240 So am I. Boom! 986 00:53:31,410 --> 00:53:33,640 I asked you to request it, not bring it yourself. 987 00:53:33,650 --> 00:53:37,280 "Request" is the Latin word for "steal," so I did. 988 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,620 Come on, I'm not good with paperwork. 989 00:53:39,620 --> 00:53:41,420 I don't need any more trouble. 990 00:53:45,090 --> 00:53:46,190 - TONY: Hey. - IAN: What? 991 00:53:46,190 --> 00:53:47,760 TONY: That's the kid on the billboard, 992 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,430 and the guy in the red hoodie. 993 00:53:52,130 --> 00:53:54,270 That's why the paparazzo was following. 994 00:53:59,770 --> 00:54:01,740 There's the sleaze ball. 995 00:54:02,110 --> 00:54:04,480 All right, listen up. We find him, 996 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,580 we find the kid, we find the girl. 997 00:54:08,450 --> 00:54:10,420 Let's go. 998 00:54:12,380 --> 00:54:13,780 MAXIM: Watch how this is done. 999 00:54:13,790 --> 00:54:15,620 We can't afford any more tech screw-ups. 1000 00:54:15,790 --> 00:54:17,090 Hey, here's the hottie. 1001 00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,460 - Who the hell invited you here? - I did. This is... 1002 00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:22,700 Ah, it's the soccer-ball titties guy. 1003 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,300 [CHUCKLES] She's hot. 1004 00:54:25,660 --> 00:54:27,970 A homely girl would never get away with such attitude. 1005 00:54:29,540 --> 00:54:30,830 KATE: And a little douche like you doesn't look 1006 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,540 like the Hammer from Hell. 1007 00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:33,700 ANDREI: Ah. 1008 00:54:33,710 --> 00:54:35,670 So, you took out an entire terrorist cell? 1009 00:54:35,670 --> 00:54:37,310 No time for war stories, guys. 1010 00:54:38,210 --> 00:54:39,480 Maxim is right. 1011 00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:41,980 Besides, that mission was classified, okay? 1012 00:54:43,850 --> 00:54:46,320 MAXIM: You didn't disconnect our locator beacon. 1013 00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,990 I did too. How dumb do you think I am? 1014 00:54:49,190 --> 00:54:50,660 Real dumb. 1015 00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:59,070 This is the locator beacon. 1016 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,870 That works the turn signals. 1017 00:55:01,730 --> 00:55:03,000 Ah. 1018 00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:14,610 Open the door. 1019 00:55:15,310 --> 00:55:16,680 I'm busy. Open it yourself. 1020 00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:18,780 Open this fucking door. 1021 00:55:30,730 --> 00:55:32,400 Colonel. 1022 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,230 Um, did they bring the pizza I ordered? 1023 00:55:35,230 --> 00:55:36,670 Funny. 1024 00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:41,670 This is a stolen vehicle. 1025 00:55:41,740 --> 00:55:43,680 Um, I requisitioned it. 1026 00:55:43,910 --> 00:55:45,540 By hotwiring it? 1027 00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:49,380 Um, it... It came like this, I swear. 1028 00:55:50,210 --> 00:55:51,880 They have to maintain those things. 1029 00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:56,050 Uh, by the way, uh, turn signals don't work either. 1030 00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:03,060 You and Maxim are babysitting a teenage girl. 1031 00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:07,070 So how does that require a mobile tech lab? 1032 00:56:08,430 --> 00:56:10,070 Just between us, 1033 00:56:10,270 --> 00:56:13,110 Maxim is very nervous about being in the field. 1034 00:56:13,710 --> 00:56:14,970 You know, first time. 1035 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,770 And, uh, he wants me to be near, 1036 00:56:17,780 --> 00:56:19,880 ANDREI: uh, in case something goes wrong. 1037 00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:23,480 Such a big pussycat. 1038 00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,280 Just between us, I'll assume the stupidity 1039 00:56:26,290 --> 00:56:28,490 is caused by your head trauma. 1040 00:56:29,450 --> 00:56:31,120 COLONEL: Have this vehicle back in an hour. 1041 00:56:31,390 --> 00:56:32,460 Uh... 1042 00:56:32,460 --> 00:56:36,490 And please, stop bleeding on it. 1043 00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,840 [PHONE RINGS] 1044 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,700 Yes? 1045 00:56:45,340 --> 00:56:46,710 SECRETARY: Someone is here for you. 1046 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,480 Go see what it's all about. 1047 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,450 Okay. 1048 00:56:56,810 --> 00:56:58,580 You and I, dinner. 1049 00:56:58,580 --> 00:57:00,420 SECRETARY: Maybe. 1050 00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:02,120 May I help you? 1051 00:57:02,290 --> 00:57:03,460 Yes. 1052 00:57:05,490 --> 00:57:06,990 TONY: Does this guy work for you? 1053 00:57:07,890 --> 00:57:09,490 What's this about? 1054 00:57:10,630 --> 00:57:13,630 Uh, actually, 1055 00:57:14,430 --> 00:57:16,070 I'm a celebrity 1056 00:57:16,470 --> 00:57:19,200 and he took some photos I do not want published. 1057 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,010 Ah, you're a celebrity. 1058 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,080 We don't share employee info. 1059 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:30,650 [GASPS] Wait, you are Kato, "Green Hornet." 1060 00:57:30,650 --> 00:57:32,550 I am not- 1061 00:57:32,580 --> 00:57:33,790 I'm not Kato. 1062 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,090 I'm gonna need that name. 1063 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:41,730 I can't help you. 1064 00:57:41,730 --> 00:57:45,970 Our photographers only shoot real celebrities. 1065 00:57:47,630 --> 00:57:49,640 [LAUGHING] 1066 00:57:53,370 --> 00:57:55,370 [SCREAMS] 1067 00:57:55,370 --> 00:57:57,510 [SCREAMING] 1068 00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:01,950 I'm gonna need that name. 1069 00:58:02,010 --> 00:58:04,550 It's Levkin. Number's in my phone. 1070 00:58:04,550 --> 00:58:05,520 Where's the phone? 1071 00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,520 ASSISTANT: Ah! 1072 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,070 [GRUNTING] 1073 00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:26,610 You messed with the wrong assistant, bitch. 1074 00:58:40,790 --> 00:58:42,550 Ole. 1075 00:58:50,730 --> 00:58:52,570 Tony, let's go. 1076 00:58:57,940 --> 00:58:59,740 KATE: Oof. 1077 00:58:59,740 --> 00:59:02,070 These pants are not doing my ass any favors. 1078 00:59:02,070 --> 00:59:04,010 Well, let's agree to disagree. 1079 00:59:04,540 --> 00:59:05,880 ANDREI: Zoom in. 1080 00:59:08,810 --> 00:59:10,150 KATE: Thank you, Maxim. 1081 00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:12,850 Such a waste. 1082 00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:15,120 Being a gentleman again, huh? 1083 00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:17,890 MAXIM: There is the man I chased. 1084 00:59:18,090 --> 00:59:21,160 I run the plates on the BMW. Stolen, of course. 1085 00:59:21,430 --> 00:59:22,290 Nothing. 1086 00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,860 There, look... they're leaving. 1087 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,070 I don't see Brittany. 1088 00:59:28,030 --> 00:59:29,600 They don't have the girl. 1089 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,470 NATHAN: This is insane. Where is she? 1090 00:59:31,470 --> 00:59:33,300 - MAXIM: That's strange. - KATE: What's strange? 1091 00:59:33,470 --> 00:59:38,570 MAXIM: Blue Hoodie goes in alone but leaves with someone. 1092 00:59:38,580 --> 00:59:39,840 ANDREI: That other guy. Wait, wait... 1093 00:59:39,850 --> 00:59:41,050 What is that in his hand? 1094 00:59:42,010 --> 00:59:43,650 ANDREI: Is that a gun? 1095 00:59:44,650 --> 00:59:45,920 NATHAN: You see something? 1096 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,290 MAXIM: What's going on here? 1097 00:59:47,490 --> 00:59:49,290 Follow the blue hoodie. 1098 00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,720 KATE: Look at the hair. It is Brittany! 1099 00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:54,160 Shit, shit, shit. 1100 00:59:54,490 --> 00:59:55,890 That must be the kidnapper. 1101 00:59:56,030 --> 00:59:57,660 Track the plates on that Vespa. 1102 00:59:57,660 --> 00:59:59,630 Little scooters don't have plates. 1103 00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:01,770 NATHAN: Whoa, whoa, look. 1104 01:00:01,770 --> 01:00:03,130 Is that a paparazzi photographing them? 1105 01:00:03,130 --> 01:00:05,240 ANDREI: Or a kidnapper 1106 01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:08,240 pretending to be a paparazzi diversion. 1107 01:00:08,510 --> 01:00:11,080 No, the BMW I chased must have been the diversion. 1108 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,140 Well, maybe this guy was a lookout. 1109 01:00:13,150 --> 01:00:16,820 Goddamn it, his face is hidden by that stupid hat. 1110 01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,920 MAXIM: Following the Vespa is good news for us. 1111 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,650 Big scooters do have plates. 1112 01:00:21,890 --> 01:00:23,950 KATE: We need that plate number. 1113 01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:26,520 Security cams at the Cherry Orchard 1114 01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:27,930 cover that angle. 1115 01:00:28,030 --> 01:00:29,160 MAXIM: We have to pay a visit 1116 01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:30,690 to the owners at their cigars club. 1117 01:00:30,690 --> 01:00:32,560 Hm, now you're talking. 1118 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:36,500 You and me, we're gonna bust in the place hard as motherfu... 1119 01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:38,670 No, that's not how we play it. 1120 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,160 BRITTANY: What a pretty pond. 1121 01:01:00,930 --> 01:01:02,290 PAVEL: What a pretty girl. 1122 01:01:02,930 --> 01:01:04,830 This place is magical. 1123 01:01:08,930 --> 01:01:11,840 So, let's get out of here. Paparazzi following us. 1124 01:01:11,870 --> 01:01:13,240 PAVEL: Come on. 1125 01:01:13,540 --> 01:01:14,770 BRITTANY: Okay, let's go. 1126 01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:18,140 ♪ I want to be free ♪ 1127 01:01:18,140 --> 01:01:20,380 ♪ Are you running out with me? ♪ 1128 01:01:20,580 --> 01:01:23,610 ♪ From the big city life ♪ 1129 01:01:23,620 --> 01:01:25,850 ♪ Don't look back just drive ♪ 1130 01:01:25,850 --> 01:01:28,690 ♪ No one's gonna run my mind ♪ 1131 01:01:28,690 --> 01:01:30,690 In the meantime, please sit. 1132 01:01:30,690 --> 01:01:32,990 Wow, once again, a gentleman. 1133 01:01:32,990 --> 01:01:34,860 [CHUCKLES] 1134 01:01:36,230 --> 01:01:37,730 Would you like an apple? 1135 01:01:37,730 --> 01:01:38,960 Yeah, thanks. 1136 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,770 How thoughtful. I was kinda hungry. 1137 01:01:45,170 --> 01:01:47,440 Mm, good apples. 1138 01:01:49,770 --> 01:01:51,110 What the-Get this thing off my head! 1139 01:01:51,110 --> 01:01:53,510 - MAXIM: Don't move. - What the hell are you doing? 1140 01:01:53,510 --> 01:01:54,980 Stay still, I have a plan. 1141 01:01:54,980 --> 01:01:56,580 Get-I don't care how big you are... 1142 01:01:56,580 --> 01:01:57,710 If we want to keep the girl's disappearance 1143 01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:59,420 a secret, we'll need a double for her. 1144 01:01:59,620 --> 01:02:01,050 - MAXIM: A little haircut... - KATE: Are those scissors? 1145 01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:02,750 ...wardrobe... 1146 01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:03,720 KATE: Are you freaking cutting my hair? 1147 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,250 MAXIM: ...you can pass for her, at a distance. 1148 01:02:05,260 --> 01:02:06,660 - NATHAN: Woo! - KATE: Oh, damn it. 1149 01:02:06,660 --> 01:02:08,120 NATHAN: Oh, this is going on my Instagram. 1150 01:02:08,130 --> 01:02:09,590 It's going on my Snapchat right now. 1151 01:02:09,590 --> 01:02:10,900 Oh. You're out of your frigging mind. 1152 01:02:11,030 --> 01:02:12,330 Do the rest. 1153 01:02:13,130 --> 01:02:14,900 This was a $250 haircut. 1154 01:02:15,270 --> 01:02:16,900 NATHAN: Hey, keep your eyes on the road. 1155 01:02:20,810 --> 01:02:23,380 Peroxide. Hair, blonde. 1156 01:02:23,610 --> 01:02:25,270 MAXIM: Boobs, strap them down. 1157 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:28,040 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] Da, da, da. 1158 01:02:28,050 --> 01:02:29,780 Little brat had to go blonde. 1159 01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:31,050 NATHAN: Da, da, da, da. 1160 01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:39,960 Are you okay? 1161 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:41,390 Awesome, go faster. 1162 01:02:42,690 --> 01:02:44,800 I have to, he's right behind us. 1163 01:02:45,830 --> 01:02:47,830 Go, go, go, go, go. Woo! 1164 01:02:56,670 --> 01:02:57,980 [HONKING] 1165 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:01,210 [GROANS] 1166 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:04,480 DRIVER: Idiot! 1167 01:03:05,650 --> 01:03:07,050 BRITTANY: Sweet, you lost him. 1168 01:03:07,050 --> 01:03:08,220 PAVEL: Time for fun, Brittany. 1169 01:03:08,220 --> 01:03:11,960 ♪ Stay ♪ 1170 01:03:13,830 --> 01:03:17,830 ♪ And feel like we'll never die ♪ 1171 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:23,040 Looking good. 1172 01:03:23,730 --> 01:03:25,170 MAXIM: Taylor Swift enough for you? 1173 01:03:26,140 --> 01:03:29,670 ♪ We are ageless ♪ 1174 01:03:29,670 --> 01:03:32,270 ♪ My love ♪ 1175 01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,280 PAVEL: There's the Kremlin on the right, Brittany. 1176 01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:40,190 Ransom call in one minute. 1177 01:03:41,150 --> 01:03:42,250 How did these assholes 1178 01:03:42,250 --> 01:03:44,990 get a Secretary of State phone number? 1179 01:03:45,390 --> 01:03:48,060 My guess, by paying 50 bucks to a teenage hacker. 1180 01:03:50,830 --> 01:03:53,000 [WHISTLES] Very cheeky. 1181 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,230 Papa Bear. 1182 01:03:54,230 --> 01:03:55,570 One more smart-ass comment, 1183 01:03:56,270 --> 01:03:57,130 and I'll knock your teeth down your throat. 1184 01:03:57,170 --> 01:03:58,140 [CHUCKLES] 1185 01:03:58,770 --> 01:04:00,240 It might actually work. 1186 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:01,570 Hello, Kitty. 1187 01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:03,910 I think you found your look, girl. 1188 01:04:03,910 --> 01:04:05,840 And it's taking me to boner-town. 1189 01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:07,210 - [LAUGHING] - Pigs. 1190 01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:15,020 [SPEAKING CHINESE] 1191 01:04:18,190 --> 01:04:20,160 "Shaolin Cop." 1192 01:04:21,260 --> 01:04:25,060 [GRUNTING] 1193 01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:49,920 Ich bin ein cop... "Shaolin Cop." 1194 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,460 [SHOUTS] 1195 01:04:59,230 --> 01:05:00,700 Do you know what? 1196 01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:02,600 You still look just the same. 1197 01:05:06,340 --> 01:05:08,040 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 1198 01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:10,070 - IAN: It's showtime, Tony. - I'm ready. 1199 01:05:10,110 --> 01:05:11,380 Yeah. 1200 01:05:14,210 --> 01:05:15,950 [PHONE RINGS] 1201 01:05:27,130 --> 01:05:28,960 This is Secretary Jacobs. 1202 01:05:29,490 --> 01:05:31,260 We have some ground rules. 1203 01:05:31,830 --> 01:05:33,300 First, I'm gonna need proof of life. 1204 01:05:33,460 --> 01:05:36,270 Ground rule one. I make demands, not you. 1205 01:05:36,470 --> 01:05:38,400 TONY: Do it again, and this conversation is done, 1206 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,270 and so is your granddaughter. 1207 01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:44,340 Ground rule two. Failure to comply with my instructions, 1208 01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:48,380 and I will mail pieces of your precious to the media. 1209 01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,310 TONY: Digging me so far? 1210 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:52,450 Yes, damn it, I understand. 1211 01:05:54,850 --> 01:05:59,220 Mr. Jacobs, what was that bitch-slap 1212 01:05:59,220 --> 01:06:01,690 you gave the North Koreans at the UN? 1213 01:06:09,770 --> 01:06:12,700 You... you only matter because you're reckless and desperate. 1214 01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:14,340 Ding-ding. 1215 01:06:15,010 --> 01:06:16,470 TONY: All right, listen to me. 1216 01:06:16,510 --> 01:06:18,880 Ransom is 20 million euros, cash. 1217 01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:20,040 No cops. 1218 01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:21,610 TONY: You know the drill. 1219 01:06:21,850 --> 01:06:24,280 I'll call in an hour to give you the drop location. 1220 01:06:26,050 --> 01:06:28,020 That deadline's impossible. 1221 01:06:29,990 --> 01:06:31,490 MAXIM: He knows we're tracking him. 1222 01:06:32,990 --> 01:06:34,560 Couldn't get a trace. 1223 01:06:46,340 --> 01:06:48,940 Katie, this club is our last chance to find 1224 01:06:48,940 --> 01:06:50,110 the paparazzo's plate number. 1225 01:06:51,410 --> 01:06:56,050 There are men at this club, in an... import-export business. 1226 01:06:57,350 --> 01:06:59,050 Just give them the note. 1227 01:06:59,950 --> 01:07:01,220 Why me? 1228 01:07:01,350 --> 01:07:03,090 I look like a low-priced ho? 1229 01:07:03,090 --> 01:07:05,090 No, don't sell yourself short, sugar. 1230 01:07:05,220 --> 01:07:07,290 You look like a regular-priced ho. 1231 01:07:07,290 --> 01:07:08,590 Just give them the note. 1232 01:07:09,260 --> 01:07:11,060 It'll avoid me and Andrei fighting the goons. 1233 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,400 Honey, spa room is back there. 1234 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,400 I have something for the owners. 1235 01:07:20,210 --> 01:07:21,540 Indeed. 1236 01:07:21,910 --> 01:07:24,110 I can just about see it from here. 1237 01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:28,750 Oh. 1238 01:07:29,450 --> 01:07:30,510 Follow me. 1239 01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:33,080 MAXIM: Nice self-control. 1240 01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:34,690 Suck shit through your teeth. 1241 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,090 Can you wait there, please? 1242 01:07:39,490 --> 01:07:41,230 [GASPING] 1243 01:07:43,090 --> 01:07:45,760 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 1244 01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,370 Let me in on the joke so I could enjoy a good laugh, too. 1245 01:07:52,070 --> 01:07:54,540 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 1246 01:07:55,010 --> 01:07:56,470 I just graduated from whore school, 1247 01:07:56,470 --> 01:07:58,240 and your mother was my favorite teacher. 1248 01:07:58,280 --> 01:07:59,440 [GASPS] 1249 01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,650 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 1250 01:08:07,150 --> 01:08:09,420 You're a real people person, you know that? 1251 01:08:09,420 --> 01:08:11,560 - I'll take care of it. - No, no, no, no. Not you. 1252 01:08:15,630 --> 01:08:17,430 Stop, girls, this is a high-class club. 1253 01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:20,600 Hey. 1254 01:08:22,100 --> 01:08:23,230 KATE: Seriously? 1255 01:08:23,230 --> 01:08:26,000 Ooh, someone's been hitting the gym. 1256 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,810 Good afternoon, ladies. 1257 01:08:29,110 --> 01:08:30,810 Yeah, I'm fine, thank you for asking. 1258 01:08:31,110 --> 01:08:34,280 We don't bite, unless you want us to. 1259 01:08:34,650 --> 01:08:36,510 The big boy's ticklish. 1260 01:08:36,510 --> 01:08:37,680 - I'm not. - CLUB GIRL: Yeah, yeah. 1261 01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:40,150 Ladies, please, have mercy. 1262 01:08:40,150 --> 01:08:42,550 Ugh, I am seriously gonna puke. 1263 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,420 Well, hello. 1264 01:08:46,990 --> 01:08:51,160 Nice to see you enjoying the charms of our fine club. 1265 01:08:51,190 --> 01:08:52,830 I'm here on official business. 1266 01:08:52,930 --> 01:08:57,840 If that's "official business," I want a job... the FSB. 1267 01:08:58,670 --> 01:09:01,310 I need your help, as patriots. 1268 01:09:02,410 --> 01:09:04,210 [LAUGHS] 1269 01:09:07,410 --> 01:09:09,310 No, not you. 1270 01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,450 Seriously? 1271 01:09:38,180 --> 01:09:39,740 That should do it. 1272 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:45,480 Quit hiding, your balls will be fine. 1273 01:09:46,050 --> 01:09:48,290 There's only enough radiation to trip the monitors, huh? 1274 01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:59,530 Don Sanchez, is now be a good time for me to come by? 1275 01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:03,370 That was so cool. 1276 01:10:03,370 --> 01:10:04,370 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 1277 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:07,240 What is this place? 1278 01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:08,600 It's a surprise. 1279 01:10:08,610 --> 01:10:11,580 [PHONE BUZZING] 1280 01:10:13,340 --> 01:10:15,280 Nikolai Levkin. Leave a message. 1281 01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:18,680 Mr. Levkin, Archie Leach, "Vanity Fair" magazine. 1282 01:10:19,220 --> 01:10:21,020 TONY: I'm in Moscow with Angie. 1283 01:10:21,020 --> 01:10:22,920 We need additional photographers. 1284 01:10:23,220 --> 01:10:25,290 Call me at this number. Cheers. 1285 01:10:29,430 --> 01:10:30,730 Cigar? 1286 01:10:31,260 --> 01:10:32,490 MAXIM: Thank you. 1287 01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:34,230 MOBSTER: Is this about the secret meeting 1288 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:36,400 with Orlav and Jacobs? 1289 01:10:36,770 --> 01:10:39,100 Or about the mystery scumbags 1290 01:10:39,100 --> 01:10:41,310 who want to ruin the Russian economy? 1291 01:10:43,140 --> 01:10:44,310 You like? 1292 01:10:45,710 --> 01:10:48,880 We didn't get to smoke $500 cigars 1293 01:10:49,310 --> 01:10:52,280 without knowing what's happening in the world. 1294 01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:54,720 We're investigating. 1295 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:56,450 Might be terrorists, 1296 01:10:56,450 --> 01:10:58,320 or someone who wants to profit from the meltdown. 1297 01:10:58,660 --> 01:11:01,330 If you hear anything strange, call us. 1298 01:11:02,060 --> 01:11:03,790 And I also need to see today's security footage 1299 01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:04,830 from Cherry Orchard. 1300 01:11:05,430 --> 01:11:06,700 Done. 1301 01:11:07,430 --> 01:11:09,300 One of my men will get it to you immediately. 1302 01:11:10,170 --> 01:11:11,340 Take care of it. 1303 01:11:12,540 --> 01:11:13,500 Yes, sir. 1304 01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:17,410 ANDREI: That's why they call me the Hammer. 1305 01:11:17,410 --> 01:11:18,540 - MAXIM: Andrei. - Hey. 1306 01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:19,840 I thought you might need some backup. 1307 01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:22,750 Phone number, boom. 1308 01:11:23,210 --> 01:11:24,550 Forget it, you'll pull a muscle. 1309 01:11:24,550 --> 01:11:25,780 That's the idea. 1310 01:11:25,850 --> 01:11:27,480 Man-whore. 1311 01:11:28,690 --> 01:11:29,850 After you. 1312 01:11:30,550 --> 01:11:31,920 Love you. 1313 01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:33,790 BRITTANY: It's your band. 1314 01:11:35,490 --> 01:11:36,660 Welcome to Moscow. 1315 01:11:36,830 --> 01:11:38,000 Thank you. 1316 01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:39,460 We have a surprise for you. 1317 01:11:39,460 --> 01:11:40,630 Cool. 1318 01:11:53,340 --> 01:11:55,810 Don Sanchez is expecting me. 1319 01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:02,690 I love what you've done with the place. 1320 01:12:03,350 --> 01:12:06,620 TONY: It's very... earthy. 1321 01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:16,030 TONY: Immaculate place you have here. 1322 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:20,340 Don Sanchez, it is an honor to meet you. 1323 01:12:20,340 --> 01:12:21,840 TONY: My name is Wang. 1324 01:12:22,470 --> 01:12:24,840 Thank you for seeing me on such short notice. 1325 01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:27,410 Oh, you said it was urgent. 1326 01:12:28,250 --> 01:12:31,520 First, a gift from my employer. 1327 01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:38,460 Yeah, beautiful, beautiful. What's on your mind? 1328 01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:41,660 TONY: Among his many endeavors, 1329 01:12:43,490 --> 01:12:45,760 the man I represent is 1330 01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:49,000 in the fresh produce and gourmet food business. 1331 01:12:51,270 --> 01:12:53,000 I got all the supplies I need. 1332 01:12:53,670 --> 01:12:55,140 You haven't heard their terms. 1333 01:12:55,770 --> 01:12:57,540 I'm not interested. 1334 01:12:59,540 --> 01:13:01,880 Would you consider reconsidering? 1335 01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:05,280 Let me think about it. 1336 01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:09,020 Mm, no, not interested. 1337 01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:11,720 Unfortunate. 1338 01:13:12,790 --> 01:13:16,690 He is not a sort of man one should disappoint. 1339 01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:20,970 Ooh, I'm scared. 1340 01:14:02,740 --> 01:14:03,740 PAVEL: Woo! 1341 01:14:07,980 --> 01:14:11,520 [INDISTINCT VOICE ON PA SYSTEM] 1342 01:14:21,990 --> 01:14:23,560 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1343 01:14:30,370 --> 01:14:32,030 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 1344 01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:33,510 [PHONE CHIMES] 1345 01:14:37,270 --> 01:14:38,480 NIKOLAI: Ho, ho, ho! 1346 01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:43,610 VOICEMAIL: You have one new message. 1347 01:14:43,610 --> 01:14:45,950 TONY: Mr. Levkin, Archie Leach, "Vanity Fair" magazine. 1348 01:14:46,350 --> 01:14:47,880 I'm in Moscow with Angie. 1349 01:14:47,890 --> 01:14:49,820 We need additional photographers. 1350 01:14:50,050 --> 01:14:51,960 Call me at this number. Cheers. 1351 01:14:55,830 --> 01:14:57,830 [PHONE RINGING] 1352 01:14:58,300 --> 01:14:59,960 What do you have? 1353 01:15:01,060 --> 01:15:03,730 NIKOLAI: Yes, Nikolai Levkin, returning Mr. Leach's call. 1354 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,100 Let me get him, hang on. 1355 01:15:05,770 --> 01:15:07,240 [QUIETLY] English accent. 1356 01:15:08,970 --> 01:15:11,610 IAN: One moment, please. 1357 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:16,880 One extra moment, please. 1358 01:15:21,550 --> 01:15:24,150 Leach here. Love your work, old boy. 1359 01:15:24,390 --> 01:15:25,850 TONY: We'd love to meet you. 1360 01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:27,160 I'm working. 1361 01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:28,920 No worries. Where? 1362 01:15:28,930 --> 01:15:30,260 NIKOLAI: In Sokolniki Park. 1363 01:15:30,460 --> 01:15:32,060 TONY: Good, I'll come to you. 1364 01:15:32,060 --> 01:15:33,430 On my way. 1365 01:15:33,430 --> 01:15:35,600 - NIKOLAI: Fantastic. - Cheers. 1366 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:39,700 [LAUGHS] 1367 01:15:51,550 --> 01:15:53,590 Bingo, like they say in America. 1368 01:15:53,850 --> 01:15:55,620 Pretty good for a big boy. 1369 01:15:55,620 --> 01:15:56,990 Like they also say in America. 1370 01:16:03,090 --> 01:16:04,600 They're in Sokolniki Park. 1371 01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:06,860 Boom. 1372 01:16:07,030 --> 01:16:08,600 Yes. 1373 01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:11,000 Mm, mm. 1374 01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:13,740 This is the best doughnut I ever ate. 1375 01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:15,870 Ponchiki. 1376 01:16:16,540 --> 01:16:18,970 In Russian, doughnut is ponchiki, ponchiki. 1377 01:16:18,980 --> 01:16:20,640 - Mm, mm, ponchiki. - PAVEL: Yeah. 1378 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,750 - Gimme four to go, please. - Four. 1379 01:16:23,110 --> 01:16:24,750 - Excuse me, Pavel? - Mm-hmm? 1380 01:16:24,750 --> 01:16:25,980 Uh, can we make a selfie with you? 1381 01:16:25,980 --> 01:16:27,450 No. 1382 01:16:27,450 --> 01:16:28,450 Is Russian joke. 1383 01:16:28,450 --> 01:16:29,950 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 1384 01:16:31,860 --> 01:16:32,920 Thank you very much. 1385 01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:33,860 - Thank you. - Bye. 1386 01:16:33,860 --> 01:16:34,890 Goodbye. 1387 01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:39,160 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 1388 01:16:49,610 --> 01:16:51,640 [PHONE RINGS] 1389 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:55,810 Ooh. 1390 01:16:57,150 --> 01:16:59,920 - Yeah? - Yes, uh, I'm in the park now. 1391 01:17:00,150 --> 01:17:01,420 Where are you? 1392 01:17:01,420 --> 01:17:04,220 Gazebo, by the food court. 1393 01:17:04,490 --> 01:17:06,660 Right, see you soon. 1394 01:17:06,820 --> 01:17:08,330 Okay. 1395 01:17:09,890 --> 01:17:12,000 Keep your eyes peeled for the gazebo. 1396 01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:14,000 Hey, that Vespa. 1397 01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:22,270 TONY: Hey, there's our rock star. 1398 01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:25,810 TONY: There's the granddaughter. 1399 01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:39,990 You take the back, I'll check the front. 1400 01:17:41,930 --> 01:17:43,230 All right. 1401 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:46,360 TONY: Take 'em both. 1402 01:17:48,060 --> 01:17:50,000 Two dead kids are better than one. 1403 01:17:50,570 --> 01:17:52,040 Let's get us some kids. 1404 01:17:59,110 --> 01:18:01,310 I got eyes on paparazzi's scooter. 1405 01:18:04,110 --> 01:18:06,750 Got him. Behind the gazebo. 1406 01:18:11,090 --> 01:18:12,890 She's in the food court. 1407 01:18:12,890 --> 01:18:15,060 - Copy that. - We're headed that way now. 1408 01:18:27,770 --> 01:18:30,410 Well, frick and frack, does she look kidnapped to you? 1409 01:18:31,110 --> 01:18:34,410 Not really, and she does know someone in Moscow. 1410 01:18:34,610 --> 01:18:36,610 Not just someone, that's Pavel Chernov. 1411 01:18:36,610 --> 01:18:37,580 KATE: Who the hell is that? 1412 01:18:37,580 --> 01:18:39,180 A famous singer. Boy band. 1413 01:18:39,180 --> 01:18:40,890 MAXIM: That's our blue hoodie. 1414 01:18:43,250 --> 01:18:45,160 BRITTANY: Hey, wait, wait. 1415 01:18:45,620 --> 01:18:47,490 I f-I went frickin' blonde for this. 1416 01:18:47,630 --> 01:18:48,590 Sorry. 1417 01:18:48,590 --> 01:18:50,860 I want this day to never end. 1418 01:18:50,860 --> 01:18:52,930 - So, let's capture it. - BRITTANY: Yeah. 1419 01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:55,600 Oh! 1420 01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:58,030 - BRITTANY: What the hell? - THUG: Shut up or I'll kill you. 1421 01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:00,030 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 1422 01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:01,510 Ooh. 1423 01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:06,240 Freeze! 1424 01:19:07,610 --> 01:19:09,310 What the fuck? 1425 01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:18,990 ANDREI: Hey, that dingleberry stole my moves. 1426 01:19:25,330 --> 01:19:27,160 MAXIM: Get the damn paparazzo. 1427 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:28,800 He photographed the whole thing. 1428 01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:32,940 NIKOLAI: Ooh, ooh, ooh. 1429 01:19:40,110 --> 01:19:43,010 Ah! Ooh. 1430 01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:50,520 Who the hell are you? 1431 01:19:52,090 --> 01:19:53,490 [GRUNTS] 1432 01:20:02,330 --> 01:20:05,240 You look like that girl. 1433 01:20:05,370 --> 01:20:06,700 But I don't hit like a girl. 1434 01:20:06,700 --> 01:20:08,100 No shit! 1435 01:20:08,710 --> 01:20:09,870 That hurt. 1436 01:20:10,410 --> 01:20:11,540 We need the pictures and your videos. 1437 01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:13,440 NIKOLAI: I don't give you anything. 1438 01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:14,980 I have rights. 1439 01:20:15,110 --> 01:20:16,910 I'll sue. 1440 01:20:19,020 --> 01:20:21,280 NIKOLAI: Holy Maria, the Hammer from Hell. 1441 01:20:22,090 --> 01:20:25,860 Please, take anything you want. 1442 01:20:28,630 --> 01:20:30,060 How did you find the kids? 1443 01:20:30,130 --> 01:20:32,900 I tracked their phones on my tablet. 1444 01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:34,830 MAXIM: Bad news, Chernov dropped his phone. 1445 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:35,860 It's still in the food court. 1446 01:20:35,870 --> 01:20:37,130 [PHONE RINGS] 1447 01:20:37,130 --> 01:20:39,000 KATE: Okay, let's get this thing moving. 1448 01:20:43,870 --> 01:20:45,940 Yes, this is Jacobs, I'm listening. 1449 01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:49,350 TONY: It was rude not to offer proof of life earlier. 1450 01:20:50,310 --> 01:20:53,380 BRITTANY: Grandpa, I'm alive. I wanna come home. 1451 01:20:53,380 --> 01:20:55,890 TONY: Eye Tower, construction site in Moskva City. 1452 01:20:56,190 --> 01:20:58,050 Leave the cash on the scaffolding 1453 01:20:58,050 --> 01:21:02,160 in the boiler room, sub level five, one hour. 1454 01:21:02,390 --> 01:21:04,960 Uh, can-Ugh. 1455 01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:08,570 We'll go in. 1456 01:21:09,130 --> 01:21:10,570 Too many people know Hammer from Hell. 1457 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:13,940 Fame is a burden. 1458 01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:15,170 I'll cover you. 1459 01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:35,390 Don't move. 1460 01:21:37,460 --> 01:21:41,400 Baby Bear, it's all clear. 1461 01:21:42,470 --> 01:21:45,370 MAXIM: Looks like Grump's nearly got this place ready for business. 1462 01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:48,200 KATE: How many buildings does he have in Moscow? 1463 01:21:48,340 --> 01:21:49,170 ANDREI: Five. 1464 01:21:49,170 --> 01:21:50,710 Oh. 1465 01:21:50,710 --> 01:21:51,980 KATE: This place is big. 1466 01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:20,370 Nice watch, pimp daddy. 1467 01:22:20,370 --> 01:22:21,510 Do you need help? 1468 01:22:22,740 --> 01:22:24,040 No, I got it. 1469 01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:31,580 [GRUNTING] 1470 01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:49,130 Hey, we need them alive. 1471 01:22:49,230 --> 01:22:51,040 Oh, crap. 1472 01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:03,050 Where's the girl? 1473 01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:07,450 You really need to work on your interrogation skills. 1474 01:23:09,190 --> 01:23:11,890 [GRUNTING] 1475 01:23:11,890 --> 01:23:13,290 Heads up, big guy's ticklish. 1476 01:23:13,290 --> 01:23:14,560 Okay, okay. 1477 01:23:14,890 --> 01:23:16,160 Sifu has got... 1478 01:23:20,860 --> 01:23:23,030 Oh, crap. Thought he was dead. 1479 01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:24,530 He is now. 1480 01:23:24,540 --> 01:23:27,370 Papa Bear, we need to fingerprint him. 1481 01:23:30,140 --> 01:23:33,740 What the... Russian uniforms made in China? 1482 01:23:33,940 --> 01:23:35,310 Who are these guys? 1483 01:23:38,450 --> 01:23:41,120 Hey, let me go, let me go. 1484 01:23:44,890 --> 01:23:46,320 Well, hello. 1485 01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:51,060 My grandpa is sending the whole army to find me, you morons. 1486 01:23:51,830 --> 01:23:54,500 Maybe you're so much trouble he doesn't want you back. 1487 01:23:55,430 --> 01:23:57,200 - [PAVEL GRUNTS] - BRITTANY: Go to hell. 1488 01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:00,300 I'm just playing. 1489 01:24:00,300 --> 01:24:02,110 I'm having some fun. 1490 01:24:03,970 --> 01:24:06,080 You guys enjoy your life, all right? 1491 01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:10,080 For the hour you have left of it. Okay? 1492 01:24:11,450 --> 01:24:15,120 Put 'em in the box... lined with the C4. 1493 01:24:15,450 --> 01:24:16,350 BRITTANY: Let me go. 1494 01:24:19,590 --> 01:24:21,560 IAN: Let's go, let's go. Go. 1495 01:24:21,630 --> 01:24:23,460 Be careful, be careful, those are explosives. 1496 01:24:23,460 --> 01:24:25,230 Come on. Let's go. 1497 01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:32,100 [BEEPING] 1498 01:24:33,370 --> 01:24:34,640 They are not Russian. 1499 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,510 Who are these guys? 1500 01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:39,440 And why try to kill us before they knew we had the cash? 1501 01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:42,150 If someone wanted to trash Russia's economy, 1502 01:24:42,250 --> 01:24:44,650 a great way to do it is instigate a crisis, 1503 01:24:45,420 --> 01:24:47,620 like the death of the Secretary of State or his granddaughter. 1504 01:24:47,620 --> 01:24:49,320 Yeah, that would do it. 1505 01:24:49,390 --> 01:24:51,290 Trade deficits, energy fundamentals, 1506 01:24:51,650 --> 01:24:52,950 exchange rates, foreign investments, 1507 01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:54,260 they'd all take a huge dump. 1508 01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:57,090 I got their plates. 1509 01:24:57,090 --> 01:24:59,260 Why bother? It'll be fake. 1510 01:24:59,260 --> 01:25:00,460 Let's find out. 1511 01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:02,530 [PHONE RINGING] 1512 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:06,840 Don Sanchez? 1513 01:25:06,970 --> 01:25:08,400 Yeah, this the Hammer from Hell? 1514 01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:11,180 [CHUCKLES] I prefer "Eater of Eyeballs," 1515 01:25:11,380 --> 01:25:13,370 thanks to the ugly douche in your warehouse... 1516 01:25:13,380 --> 01:25:18,420 Hey, my business associate said, uh, an FSB guy came by. 1517 01:25:18,550 --> 01:25:20,380 Tall, ticklish, 1518 01:25:20,380 --> 01:25:22,720 asked if anything strange happened to call. 1519 01:25:23,120 --> 01:25:24,520 Yeah, and? 1520 01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:26,160 Asian dude came by. 1521 01:25:27,260 --> 01:25:28,760 Said his name was Wang. 1522 01:25:29,060 --> 01:25:30,560 Arrogant little prick. 1523 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:32,730 He wanted to push his way into my business. 1524 01:25:33,530 --> 01:25:34,430 ANDREI: What's so strange about that? 1525 01:25:35,100 --> 01:25:38,130 Two things... he gave up too fast for someone 1526 01:25:38,140 --> 01:25:40,170 who wanted to push his way into the business. 1527 01:25:40,540 --> 01:25:43,870 And he looked familiar, but not real-life familiar. 1528 01:25:44,170 --> 01:25:46,380 You know, like TV familiar. 1529 01:25:46,480 --> 01:25:48,610 Okay, thank you, Don Sanchez. 1530 01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:50,210 No way. 1531 01:25:50,550 --> 01:25:52,220 Movie prop uniforms. 1532 01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:55,520 Isn't that the guy from "Karate Kid?" 1533 01:25:55,950 --> 01:25:59,190 Wait, no, no, no, no, that's the naked "Hangover" guy. 1534 01:25:59,290 --> 01:26:02,360 No that's not, that's Harold... or Kumar. 1535 01:26:02,430 --> 01:26:05,230 Ha... Harold... Kumar... 1536 01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:07,460 Tony Lin. 1537 01:26:08,700 --> 01:26:11,370 "Shaolin Cop," one-hour series. 1538 01:26:11,370 --> 01:26:12,500 Shaolin. 1539 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:15,470 1998 to 2002. German TV. 1540 01:26:17,210 --> 01:26:19,210 Well, forget asking Google. 1541 01:26:22,510 --> 01:26:25,250 [TIRES SCREECHING, HORN BLARING] 1542 01:26:27,450 --> 01:26:29,520 Sorry, you okay, sir? 1543 01:26:36,530 --> 01:26:37,800 [GRUNTING] 1544 01:26:55,610 --> 01:26:56,910 [SPEAKING GERMAN] Come on. 1545 01:27:02,220 --> 01:27:04,690 Hey, where's Boris today? 1546 01:27:06,290 --> 01:27:07,690 He has a sore throat. 1547 01:27:08,390 --> 01:27:11,230 Now listen up, Tony, we're playing 1548 01:27:11,230 --> 01:27:13,660 a high-stakes game here, and I intend to win. 1549 01:27:14,100 --> 01:27:15,500 So enough of the drama queen crap. 1550 01:27:15,500 --> 01:27:18,470 Kill the girl and frame the Russians. 1551 01:27:18,570 --> 01:27:20,700 That is exactly what we're doing, sir. 1552 01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:25,610 Sir, I do believe it's... party time. 1553 01:27:30,110 --> 01:27:32,950 - [DON SANCHEZ CHUCKLES] - Here I come. 1554 01:27:35,290 --> 01:27:36,420 Ah. 1555 01:27:40,790 --> 01:27:42,360 WOMAN: It's all yours. 1556 01:27:48,830 --> 01:27:51,970 - [WOMAN GIGGLES] - DON SANCHEZ: Oh, baby. 1557 01:27:54,540 --> 01:27:57,670 [ALERT IN RUSSIAN] 1558 01:27:57,670 --> 01:28:00,340 - Alert! Nuclear radiation detected. - Tony, right, it's gotta be him. 1559 01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:01,610 What's the play? 1560 01:28:03,550 --> 01:28:08,890 Trace radiation detected six kilometers away from here. 1561 01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:11,450 We will move to a bunker if levels increase. 1562 01:28:12,220 --> 01:28:15,330 P.B., make sure Brittany's secure. 1563 01:28:23,300 --> 01:28:25,770 We're on full alert. Radiation detected. 1564 01:28:25,770 --> 01:28:27,740 Radiation. Great. 1565 01:28:28,210 --> 01:28:29,640 That's another thing off my bucket list. 1566 01:28:29,710 --> 01:28:32,380 [RUSSIAN CHATTER] 1567 01:28:40,650 --> 01:28:43,490 Radiation is at Don Sanchez's warehouse. 1568 01:28:43,890 --> 01:28:45,360 I'll get an eye in the sky. 1569 01:28:48,460 --> 01:28:50,360 We've gotta get over there right away. 1570 01:28:51,330 --> 01:28:52,700 Not in this traffic. 1571 01:28:52,730 --> 01:28:55,430 Oh, yes, in this traffic, hotness. 1572 01:28:56,730 --> 01:28:58,370 [PHONE RINGING] 1573 01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:03,340 Maxim, Colonel and his A-team 1574 01:29:03,340 --> 01:29:05,510 locking the whole neighborhood down. 1575 01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:10,540 Sir, how long before the nuclear response team arrives? 1576 01:29:10,550 --> 01:29:13,210 Ten minutes, Maxim, not that it's any of your concern. 1577 01:29:13,220 --> 01:29:15,850 Your job is to secure the girl. I have got this covered. 1578 01:29:16,250 --> 01:29:20,060 If your partner needs anything, have him return my damn lab. 1579 01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:21,990 Yes, sir, roger that. 1580 01:29:24,930 --> 01:29:26,930 Move. Go, go, go, go, go. 1581 01:29:28,260 --> 01:29:30,430 Everybody wait for my command. 1582 01:29:30,430 --> 01:29:32,630 Come on, come on, come on, get on with it already! 1583 01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:34,770 This is more boring than your TV show. 1584 01:29:34,770 --> 01:29:36,770 TONY: Sir, the government will just cover this up 1585 01:29:36,770 --> 01:29:38,440 if we don't get media attention. 1586 01:29:38,770 --> 01:29:40,940 Fireworks will start any minute, sir. 1587 01:29:41,510 --> 01:29:43,910 Just, uh, waiting on the nuke response team. 1588 01:29:43,910 --> 01:29:45,550 MAXIM: Papa Bear, I've got his location. 1589 01:29:45,550 --> 01:29:47,420 This is illegal restraint. 1590 01:29:48,450 --> 01:29:50,950 You spotted the bad guys in my pictures. 1591 01:29:51,550 --> 01:29:53,460 You owe me. 1592 01:29:54,420 --> 01:29:55,790 Do not touch anything. Stay put. 1593 01:29:55,790 --> 01:29:57,390 Okay. 1594 01:29:57,390 --> 01:29:59,700 [SIREN BLARES] 1595 01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:03,600 An ambulance. 1596 01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:05,300 I said it before and I'll say it again... 1597 01:30:05,300 --> 01:30:06,970 I like your style, Crackhead. 1598 01:30:07,940 --> 01:30:10,870 MAXIM: Papa Bear, I found the actor's location. 1599 01:30:11,270 --> 01:30:12,610 On my way to neutralize. 1600 01:30:12,610 --> 01:30:13,980 ANDREI: Good timing, Baby Bear. 1601 01:30:13,980 --> 01:30:15,480 We're almost there. 1602 01:30:38,970 --> 01:30:40,540 ANDREI: Okay, stand back. 1603 01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:44,840 Hold it... worse than thinking with your dick 1604 01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:46,310 is thinking with your gun. 1605 01:30:46,310 --> 01:30:48,480 That's my style, baby. 1606 01:31:10,470 --> 01:31:14,170 Big wooden crate, 10:00, wasn't here before. 1607 01:31:27,950 --> 01:31:29,190 Who the hell called media? 1608 01:31:30,290 --> 01:31:31,790 Get those maggots outta here. 1609 01:31:32,890 --> 01:31:34,930 If they don't leave, arrest them. 1610 01:31:36,660 --> 01:31:39,200 Get them out of here. Out, out, out, out. 1611 01:31:39,830 --> 01:31:42,200 [SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN] 1612 01:31:44,300 --> 01:31:46,200 What the hell, the news trucks are leaving. 1613 01:31:46,970 --> 01:31:49,210 I need a crisis, you moron. 1614 01:31:50,540 --> 01:31:51,940 Unbelievable. 1615 01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:53,840 You found something you're worse at than acting. 1616 01:31:54,310 --> 01:31:56,680 Ragin' Asian here. Forget the nuke team. 1617 01:31:56,680 --> 01:31:58,880 Get the party rockin' now. 1618 01:32:02,590 --> 01:32:05,020 Look who's back for another dance. 1619 01:32:05,050 --> 01:32:08,090 Hey, guys, I'm not here to fight you. 1620 01:32:09,390 --> 01:32:10,890 [GUNFIRE] 1621 01:32:21,600 --> 01:32:22,910 [WOMAN GIGGLES] 1622 01:32:22,940 --> 01:32:24,970 WOMAN: Oh, yes. 1623 01:32:25,110 --> 01:32:26,670 - DON SANCHEZ: Mm, ay, mami. - Oh, baby. 1624 01:32:26,680 --> 01:32:28,180 [DISTANT GUNFIRE] 1625 01:32:28,580 --> 01:32:30,250 - Where are you going? - Huh? 1626 01:32:30,450 --> 01:32:33,120 I'm not finished. Ah! 1627 01:32:33,950 --> 01:32:36,450 The first warehouse... all units move in now. 1628 01:32:36,450 --> 01:32:37,950 Move in now. Go, go, go, go. 1629 01:32:37,950 --> 01:32:39,260 Go, go, go, go, go. 1630 01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:41,190 [GUNFIRE] 1631 01:32:57,740 --> 01:32:59,340 MAXIM: I've got eyes on the Porsche. 1632 01:33:07,850 --> 01:33:10,090 TONY: We have an unexpected visitor. 1633 01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:11,620 Who's the friggin' mutant? 1634 01:33:11,620 --> 01:33:13,760 TONY: Same FSB guy who lost the girl. 1635 01:33:14,660 --> 01:33:15,930 Go greet him. 1636 01:33:19,600 --> 01:33:21,600 MAN: FSB here. Everybody stop shooting! 1637 01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:23,030 You're surrounded! 1638 01:33:23,030 --> 01:33:24,770 [GUNFIRE CONTINUES] 1639 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:26,630 What the hell are you two doing here? 1640 01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:28,300 - I can explain. - Really? 1641 01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:30,610 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 1642 01:33:30,610 --> 01:33:32,640 Reading tons of C4, over there. 1643 01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:35,780 Told you. Hey, everybody, time out! 1644 01:33:36,680 --> 01:33:38,650 Goddamn it, stop shooting! 1645 01:33:39,750 --> 01:33:41,650 - MAN: You first! - Katie? 1646 01:33:46,660 --> 01:33:49,790 [GASPS] Are those guns, honey-bunny? 1647 01:33:50,490 --> 01:33:51,800 Hell, yes! 1648 01:33:53,630 --> 01:33:55,960 Sorry, Peaches. I'll be right back. 1649 01:33:55,970 --> 01:33:57,570 I thought I was imagining it 1650 01:33:57,570 --> 01:33:59,670 because you are such a sex pistol. 1651 01:34:01,440 --> 01:34:02,970 Say hello to my little friend! 1652 01:34:03,570 --> 01:34:05,040 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1653 01:34:05,040 --> 01:34:06,880 Not Don Sanchez. 1654 01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:08,640 Who we shooting at? 1655 01:34:08,640 --> 01:34:10,080 Two assholes up there. 1656 01:34:10,080 --> 01:34:11,810 That's not my guys. 1657 01:34:41,880 --> 01:34:43,150 [SCREAMS] 1658 01:34:45,950 --> 01:34:47,080 ANDREI: That's better. 1659 01:34:47,080 --> 01:34:49,220 Now all we want is to open that crate. 1660 01:34:49,220 --> 01:34:50,620 There is nothing in it 1661 01:34:50,620 --> 01:34:53,090 but prosciutto di Parma and Murmansk salmon. 1662 01:34:53,090 --> 01:34:56,220 Actually, Wolfgang Schmuck, there's enough C4 in there 1663 01:34:56,230 --> 01:34:58,230 to blow you all the way back to Dumbshitistan. 1664 01:34:58,230 --> 01:34:59,890 Make a decision. Do you want to be nothing 1665 01:34:59,900 --> 01:35:02,000 but Goon #3 all your life? 1666 01:35:02,130 --> 01:35:04,000 I thought I was Goon #3. 1667 01:35:04,570 --> 01:35:06,040 Shut up, idiots. 1668 01:35:11,110 --> 01:35:13,010 BOSS: What? Why? 1669 01:35:13,840 --> 01:35:15,710 Why did... why didn't you tell me? 1670 01:35:15,710 --> 01:35:17,010 I'll explain later. 1671 01:35:17,510 --> 01:35:19,780 Maxim, we found Brittany. 1672 01:35:19,780 --> 01:35:21,880 She is shackled to a shit-ton of C4 1673 01:35:21,890 --> 01:35:24,020 with a detonator controlled by remote. 1674 01:35:28,890 --> 01:35:31,060 You... where's Maxim? 1675 01:35:31,730 --> 01:35:33,100 Any idea who has the remote? 1676 01:35:34,600 --> 01:35:36,770 Um... yes. 1677 01:35:36,930 --> 01:35:38,630 And since we're all in one piece, 1678 01:35:38,640 --> 01:35:40,270 Maxim must be there by now. 1679 01:35:40,270 --> 01:35:42,340 Everything is under control. 1680 01:35:43,010 --> 01:35:44,370 So I see it. 1681 01:35:44,910 --> 01:35:46,040 Don't move. 1682 01:35:48,810 --> 01:35:50,140 TONY: We can handle him. 1683 01:35:50,150 --> 01:35:52,180 Sit back and enjoy the show. 1684 01:36:21,180 --> 01:36:22,810 Do I have to ask? 1685 01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:25,950 You want that info, come and get it. 1686 01:36:33,690 --> 01:36:35,220 He don't look handled to me, Tony. 1687 01:36:36,130 --> 01:36:37,990 Where is the girl? 1688 01:36:38,060 --> 01:36:40,130 We know all about your plan to crush the ruble 1689 01:36:40,130 --> 01:36:42,830 and buy them up at distressed valuation. 1690 01:36:43,200 --> 01:36:45,030 Our knowing means it won't work. 1691 01:36:46,070 --> 01:36:47,970 If he's saying that just to piss me off, guess what? 1692 01:36:48,740 --> 01:36:49,870 It's working. 1693 01:36:51,010 --> 01:36:52,670 He's bluffing, sir. 1694 01:36:52,680 --> 01:36:56,150 I'm an expert on the topic. He ain't bluffing. 1695 01:36:56,750 --> 01:37:00,020 Your size is no match for the lethal weapon my body is. 1696 01:37:00,720 --> 01:37:02,350 Why do bad actors talk too much? 1697 01:37:02,350 --> 01:37:05,990 Quit the grab-ass and kill this bastard. 1698 01:37:06,290 --> 01:37:07,860 I'll be right back. 1699 01:37:44,260 --> 01:37:45,460 KATIE: Maxim? 1700 01:38:41,050 --> 01:38:42,220 Where is she? 1701 01:38:42,720 --> 01:38:44,950 You wouldn't kill an unarmed man. 1702 01:38:45,850 --> 01:38:47,960 You said your body's a lethal weapon. 1703 01:38:48,320 --> 01:38:49,960 [TONY SCREAMS] 1704 01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:56,100 Interrogation skill I learned from a friend of mine. 1705 01:38:56,970 --> 01:38:58,570 [YELLING] 1706 01:39:02,840 --> 01:39:06,710 She's in Don Sanchez's warehouse, surrounded by C4. 1707 01:39:07,410 --> 01:39:08,980 Where is the detonator? 1708 01:39:10,850 --> 01:39:13,120 My detonator's by my computer. 1709 01:39:18,490 --> 01:39:20,060 [GRUNTS] 1710 01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:31,670 [BEEPING] 1711 01:39:33,140 --> 01:39:35,010 [TONY SCREAMS] 1712 01:39:36,970 --> 01:39:38,680 Shaolin Cop! 1713 01:39:41,410 --> 01:39:43,050 [BEEPING] 1714 01:39:44,310 --> 01:39:46,280 KATIE: Maxim? Maxim? 1715 01:39:46,980 --> 01:39:48,350 Maxim, do you copy? 1716 01:39:48,380 --> 01:39:50,020 Maxim, come in. 1717 01:39:52,850 --> 01:39:53,950 Katie? 1718 01:39:53,960 --> 01:39:55,690 Maxim, we found Brittany. Do you copy? 1719 01:39:55,790 --> 01:39:58,290 Roger that. All secure here. 1720 01:40:05,070 --> 01:40:06,570 MAN IN SHADOWS: You're dead. 1721 01:40:07,600 --> 01:40:11,110 Everyone you care about, everyone you ever met. Dead. 1722 01:40:11,910 --> 01:40:15,110 He was wrong, but you were right. 1723 01:40:15,280 --> 01:40:16,580 What the hell are you talking about? 1724 01:40:16,580 --> 01:40:18,080 I never bluff. 1725 01:40:23,190 --> 01:40:25,920 Ah, Minister Orlav, I'm so proud of our work today. 1726 01:40:25,920 --> 01:40:27,190 - Mm-hmm. - Really, truly. 1727 01:40:27,190 --> 01:40:28,220 Agreed. 1728 01:40:28,220 --> 01:40:29,660 - Grandpa! - Brittany! 1729 01:40:30,060 --> 01:40:32,060 [ROBERT CHUCKLES] 1730 01:40:32,430 --> 01:40:33,830 And what happened to you? 1731 01:40:33,830 --> 01:40:35,960 Uh, Brittany gave me a makeover. 1732 01:40:35,970 --> 01:40:37,360 BRITTANY: She's turnt up. 1733 01:40:37,370 --> 01:40:38,530 If you say so. 1734 01:40:38,900 --> 01:40:40,500 So, how was Moscow? 1735 01:40:41,470 --> 01:40:44,070 Awesome, thank you so much, Grandpa. 1736 01:40:44,070 --> 01:40:45,240 - What a great city. - Aw. 1737 01:40:45,580 --> 01:40:46,840 People are so nice. 1738 01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:48,370 - Mm, I bet they are. - The stowaway. 1739 01:40:48,380 --> 01:40:49,750 - My stowaway. - Mm-hmm. 1740 01:40:50,180 --> 01:40:51,580 She's worth every grey hair you have. 1741 01:40:51,580 --> 01:40:53,080 Ah-ha, thank you. 1742 01:40:53,080 --> 01:40:54,320 Come here, young lady. 1743 01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:55,580 Introduce me to this young man. 1744 01:40:55,590 --> 01:40:57,220 This is Pavel Chernov. 1745 01:40:57,220 --> 01:41:00,120 Everyone who knows that Brittany came to Moscow is in this room. 1746 01:41:00,460 --> 01:41:01,760 Just thinking the same thing. 1747 01:41:05,330 --> 01:41:07,360 - [DEVICE BEEPS] - [PHONE BUZZES] 1748 01:41:16,210 --> 01:41:18,110 Don't give me reason to hurt you. 1749 01:41:18,240 --> 01:41:20,240 Oh, please give me a reason to shoot you. 1750 01:41:36,360 --> 01:41:38,660 Looks like P.B.'s gonna stand for "prison bitch." 1751 01:41:40,630 --> 01:41:42,430 That's how I roll, Floyd. 1752 01:41:44,300 --> 01:41:45,400 I like your style. 1753 01:41:48,540 --> 01:41:49,870 Hey, guys. 1754 01:41:53,140 --> 01:41:56,310 I know babysitting wasn't very exciting today, 1755 01:41:56,650 --> 01:41:58,810 but I appreciate what you did. 1756 01:42:09,060 --> 01:42:11,190 Your hair, how did you do that? 1757 01:42:12,030 --> 01:42:16,170 That is classified Secret Service information. 1758 01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:18,500 If I told you, I would have to kill you. 1759 01:42:18,670 --> 01:42:23,210 And I would also kill you if you don't call me. 1760 01:42:25,680 --> 01:42:28,780 You remind me of Andrei. You get results. 1761 01:42:29,440 --> 01:42:31,380 If that's the caliber of line you're using with women, 1762 01:42:31,950 --> 01:42:33,380 there is no way you're getting any. 1763 01:42:34,020 --> 01:42:35,350 I meant it as a compliment. 1764 01:42:35,680 --> 01:42:36,850 [CHUCKLES] 1765 01:42:37,320 --> 01:42:39,320 Come on, have some frog water. 1766 01:42:40,590 --> 01:42:44,230 Go ahead, drink up, chill out, take another stab at it. 1767 01:42:45,090 --> 01:42:48,290 Will I... what's the word... "get any"? 1768 01:42:48,300 --> 01:42:50,730 - [LAUGHTER] - One way to find out. 1769 01:42:50,730 --> 01:42:51,900 We're gonna have to work on that. 1770 01:42:52,030 --> 01:42:53,470 Come over here. 1771 01:42:55,600 --> 01:42:58,340 Look at that maximum-sized playa. 1772 01:42:58,610 --> 01:43:03,210 Oh, damn, amigo, our little girl's all grown up. 1773 01:43:03,450 --> 01:43:04,410 Mm-hmm. 1774 01:43:05,350 --> 01:43:07,380 And yeah, but a lot later. 1775 01:43:11,720 --> 01:43:13,490 Hey, broheims, check it. 1776 01:43:14,220 --> 01:43:16,430 [PHONE RINGING] 1777 01:43:16,730 --> 01:43:18,630 Uh, this is Secretary Jacobs. 1778 01:43:19,260 --> 01:43:21,590 Listen, Tits McGee, how about I come over there 1779 01:43:21,600 --> 01:43:23,800 and give that sweet-acular bootie a cat bath? 1780 01:43:25,200 --> 01:43:29,270 Mr. Robinson, no stinky shit or pootie-tang this time? 1781 01:43:29,270 --> 01:43:30,410 Uh, I... 1782 01:43:30,510 --> 01:43:31,670 Cheers. 1783 01:43:31,670 --> 01:43:32,910 I mean, I was just... 1784 01:43:42,420 --> 01:43:45,920 All during a dramatic, top-secret international summit, 1785 01:43:46,390 --> 01:43:48,990 you're telling me nothing went wrong? 1786 01:43:50,630 --> 01:43:52,000 Textbook assignment. 1787 01:43:52,230 --> 01:43:53,400 Business as usual. 1788 01:43:53,630 --> 01:43:55,090 Could have phoned it in. 1789 01:43:55,100 --> 01:43:57,160 I did actually phone it in. 1790 01:43:57,170 --> 01:44:00,370 How about all the rumors we are hearing? A rocket attack, 1791 01:44:00,370 --> 01:44:01,700 an attempted kidnapping? 1792 01:44:01,700 --> 01:44:03,010 People make shit up. 1793 01:44:03,240 --> 01:44:04,940 Can I say "shit" on TV? 1794 01:44:05,170 --> 01:44:07,140 I'm cool, as long as I can shit. 1795 01:44:07,140 --> 01:44:08,880 - [CHUCKLES] - As am I. 1796 01:44:09,110 --> 01:44:10,580 I mean, "shit" just about sums it up. 1797 01:44:11,150 --> 01:44:12,610 Yeah, shit happens. 1798 01:44:13,050 --> 01:44:14,850 Or didn't happen, in this case. 1799 01:44:15,120 --> 01:44:18,290 Tell me the truth. Is this some sort of cover-up? 1800 01:44:18,650 --> 01:44:20,320 Absolutely not. 1801 01:44:20,320 --> 01:44:22,760 We believe in total transparency. 1802 01:44:22,790 --> 01:44:24,460 Us, too. 1803 01:44:25,330 --> 01:44:26,300 I mean, would the American government ever lie to you? 1804 01:44:27,430 --> 01:44:29,770 Was Brittany Jacobs in Moscow? 1805 01:44:30,670 --> 01:44:32,370 BOTH: Who? 1806 01:44:33,170 --> 01:44:35,300 Why would a little girl ever be at a summit meeting? 1807 01:44:35,300 --> 01:44:36,840 What? No, man. 1808 01:44:36,840 --> 01:44:38,670 She's in private school, damn it. 1809 01:44:38,670 --> 01:44:40,980 Do you know how old this girl is? She's, like, six. 1810 01:44:41,140 --> 01:44:43,410 I don't know, hard to tell with her nose 1811 01:44:43,410 --> 01:44:45,350 buried in her schoolbooks all the time. 1812 01:44:45,480 --> 01:44:47,320 Get an education, kids. 1813 01:44:48,720 --> 01:44:50,520 Get your exercise. 1814 01:44:50,690 --> 01:44:52,620 - [CHUCKLES] - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 1815 01:44:53,490 --> 01:44:56,460 You smelly little rat bastard. 1816 01:44:56,830 --> 01:44:58,730 Damn, that was harsh, girl. 1817 01:44:58,730 --> 01:45:01,460 I... I want you to be harsh to me now. Mm. 1818 01:45:02,830 --> 01:45:05,400 I'll eat your eyeballs. 1819 01:45:06,870 --> 01:45:08,630 Holy Maria. 1820 01:45:08,640 --> 01:45:09,840 Back to the story. 1821 01:45:09,840 --> 01:45:11,570 So, how about dinner? 1822 01:45:11,570 --> 01:45:13,510 - Stop it. - Sorry. 1823 01:45:13,510 --> 01:45:14,680 You were saying? 1824 01:45:15,310 --> 01:45:16,910 - [PHONE BUZZES] - Excuse me. 1825 01:45:19,850 --> 01:45:21,050 Yes? 1826 01:45:21,950 --> 01:45:23,650 I lost a billion-dollar deal because of you, 1827 01:45:25,490 --> 01:45:27,020 but the game's just getting started. 1828 01:45:28,720 --> 01:45:29,790 You wanna play? 1829 01:45:31,390 --> 01:45:32,490 Let's play. 1830 01:45:33,600 --> 01:45:38,500 ♪ Every memory burning like the sun ♪ 1831 01:45:39,270 --> 01:45:42,040 ♪ On and on and on and on ♪ 1832 01:45:44,240 --> 01:45:46,470 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh. ♪ 1833 01:45:46,470 --> 01:45:52,910 ♪ You know that I been cold, cold as stone ♪ 1834 01:45:52,920 --> 01:45:56,390 ♪ These rivers rushing down to me ♪ 1835 01:45:56,420 --> 01:45:58,920 ♪ Climbing all that I can see ♪ 1836 01:45:59,220 --> 01:46:01,920 ♪ You're still gone ♪ 1837 01:46:02,930 --> 01:46:06,060 ♪ On and on and on and on ♪ 1838 01:46:09,630 --> 01:46:14,740 ♪ While you're hiding ♪ 1839 01:46:15,640 --> 01:46:20,710 ♪ I'm here dying ♪ 1840 01:46:21,680 --> 01:46:25,880 ♪ Sometimes that's just the way it goes ♪ 1841 01:46:26,250 --> 01:46:28,420 ♪ That's just the way it goes ♪ 1842 01:46:33,560 --> 01:46:38,560 ♪ When you're fighting ♪ 1843 01:46:39,530 --> 01:46:44,630 ♪ I can't take it ♪ 1844 01:46:45,670 --> 01:46:49,840 ♪ Sometimes that's just the way it goes ♪ 1845 01:46:49,840 --> 01:46:52,840 ♪ That's just the way it goes ♪ 1846 01:46:52,940 --> 01:46:58,450 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1847 01:46:58,680 --> 01:47:01,580 ♪ Ah ♪ 1848 01:47:04,820 --> 01:47:07,860 ♪ That's just, that's just, ♪ 1849 01:47:08,360 --> 01:47:11,060 ♪ That's just the way it goes ♪ 1850 01:47:15,330 --> 01:47:20,070 ♪ While you're hiding ♪ 1851 01:47:21,300 --> 01:47:27,140 ♪ I'm here dying ♪ 1852 01:47:27,310 --> 01:47:31,510 ♪ Sometimes that's just the way it goes ♪ 1853 01:47:31,610 --> 01:47:34,480 ♪ That's just the way it goes ♪ 1854 01:47:39,350 --> 01:47:44,030 ♪ When you're fighting ♪ 1855 01:47:45,030 --> 01:47:50,170 ♪ I can't take it ♪ 1856 01:47:51,000 --> 01:47:55,170 ♪ Sometimes that's just the way it goes ♪ 1857 01:47:55,500 --> 01:47:59,940 ♪ That's just the way it goes ♪ 1858 01:48:00,510 --> 01:48:05,750 ♪ In my dreams I can be only there by your side ♪ 1859 01:48:05,750 --> 01:48:10,750 ♪ Because it feels like I've been waiting for our story ♪ 1860 01:48:10,750 --> 01:48:14,750 ♪ Every time I see you, my heart stops on sight ♪ 1861 01:48:14,760 --> 01:48:19,630 ♪ You're like thunder, you destroyed my territory ♪ 1862 01:48:19,630 --> 01:48:23,800 ♪ My dreams, it feels like I had never missed my chance ♪ 1863 01:48:23,800 --> 01:48:28,570 ♪ From a distance, I can see your eyes are searching for me ♪ 1864 01:48:28,570 --> 01:48:33,280 ♪ My reality you asked to take our last dance ♪ 1865 01:48:33,380 --> 01:48:36,850 ♪ But I'm drowning into you like the deep sea ♪ 1866 01:48:37,410 --> 01:48:39,850 ♪ Wanna dance again ♪ 1867 01:48:39,850 --> 01:48:42,050 ♪ Wanna dance with you again ♪ 1868 01:48:42,050 --> 01:48:44,550 ♪ Hold me close to you ♪ 1869 01:48:44,550 --> 01:48:46,450 ♪ It will change the story ♪ 1870 01:48:46,460 --> 01:48:48,790 ♪ Wanna dance again ♪ 1871 01:48:48,790 --> 01:48:51,060 ♪ Wanted you to start the fight ♪ 1872 01:48:51,060 --> 01:48:53,300 ♪ Never let you go away ♪ 1873 01:48:53,390 --> 01:48:56,700 ♪ It will be our glory ♪ 1874 01:49:14,550 --> 01:49:19,160 ♪ In my dreams I live a life that feels like paradise ♪ 1875 01:49:19,350 --> 01:49:21,260 ♪ Feel like it's forever ♪ 1876 01:49:21,460 --> 01:49:23,590 ♪ Gonna stay forever ♪ 1877 01:49:23,590 --> 01:49:27,890 ♪ I know it's not that bad for me to fantasize ♪ 1878 01:49:27,900 --> 01:49:30,600 ♪ There's some things ain't gonna change ♪ 1879 01:49:30,600 --> 01:49:33,100 ♪ Things ain't gonna change ♪ 1880 01:49:33,100 --> 01:49:36,810 ♪ In my dreams it feels like everything's a fairy tale ♪ 1881 01:49:36,970 --> 01:49:41,910 ♪ But I wake up every day in the real world... ♪ 133285