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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,927 --> 00:00:06,172 You just arrived in heaven. 2 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:07,941 Ooh, standards more lax than I'd have thought. 3 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:09,041 Good for me. 4 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:10,709 Saint Peter tells you 5 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:13,596 you can either return to earth as a ghost, 6 00:00:13,630 --> 00:00:14,594 Whoa, whoa. Hold up. 7 00:00:14,628 --> 00:00:15,898 A ghost like Casper, 8 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:17,233 or Bruce Willis from "The Sixth Sense"? 9 00:00:17,264 --> 00:00:18,231 What do you mean? 10 00:00:18,264 --> 00:00:19,599 Bruce Willis? 11 00:00:19,634 --> 00:00:20,967 Turns out he was a ghost all along? 12 00:00:21,001 --> 00:00:23,768 Thanks for the spoiler alert, dick. 13 00:00:23,802 --> 00:00:24,814 You've never seen "Sixth Sense"? 14 00:00:24,815 --> 00:00:25,319 No! 15 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:26,759 You've seen like every Rob Schneider movie. 16 00:00:26,792 --> 00:00:28,329 Is Rob Schneider in "The Sixth Sense"? 17 00:00:28,364 --> 00:00:29,798 Working on your base? 18 00:00:29,832 --> 00:00:32,476 Ah, the morning sun through these windows 19 00:00:32,477 --> 00:00:33,766 provides optimal tanning 20 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,774 while the tint on the glass refracts U.V. rays. 21 00:00:35,808 --> 00:00:38,260 He has done a lot of research on this. 22 00:00:38,261 --> 00:00:39,863 Karp wanted to know 23 00:00:39,898 --> 00:00:41,968 if you were working on any actual cases. 24 00:00:42,002 --> 00:00:44,003 Yes. Tell him we're in the middle 25 00:00:44,038 --> 00:00:48,341 of an important discovery motion on People v. Kiss My Ass. 26 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:50,642 Does the, uh, ripped body offend? 27 00:00:50,677 --> 00:00:53,481 I've seen you firmer. 28 00:00:58,420 --> 00:01:01,188 Do I look less firm to you? 29 00:01:01,223 --> 00:01:03,790 Well, you are kind of a mess. 30 00:01:06,829 --> 00:01:08,898 Hey, you want to see a real live murderer up close? 31 00:01:08,932 --> 00:01:12,471 Is this about "The Sixth Sense" again? 32 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:15,508 Ms. Kaplowitz? 33 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:17,944 It is you. Peter Bash. 34 00:01:17,979 --> 00:01:19,682 I just want to say 35 00:01:19,716 --> 00:01:21,217 that I am blown away at how one-sided 36 00:01:21,251 --> 00:01:22,853 the media coverage of your case has been. 37 00:01:22,887 --> 00:01:25,223 - I appreciate that. - Yeah, and, frankly, 38 00:01:25,257 --> 00:01:27,692 I am disgusted at the paparazzi's refusal 39 00:01:27,726 --> 00:01:30,462 to allow you to mourn the loss of your husband. 40 00:01:30,496 --> 00:01:31,830 I mean, following you on the beach 41 00:01:31,864 --> 00:01:34,632 when you had on that killer thong. And... 42 00:01:34,667 --> 00:01:36,567 Not "killer" as in, you know, like, "eeh, eeh, eeh," 43 00:01:36,602 --> 00:01:38,836 but just primo. 44 00:01:38,871 --> 00:01:40,905 How thoughtful of you to say. 45 00:01:40,939 --> 00:01:42,506 Isabella! 46 00:01:42,541 --> 00:01:44,475 Stanton. 47 00:01:44,509 --> 00:01:45,909 - How are you? - I've been better. 48 00:01:45,944 --> 00:01:47,211 I know. 49 00:01:47,246 --> 00:01:48,980 It's so good to see you. 50 00:01:49,015 --> 00:01:51,016 Well, shall we begin? Oh, this is my colleague, Damien Karp. 51 00:01:51,051 --> 00:01:52,652 Good to see you. 52 00:01:52,686 --> 00:01:54,387 And by "colleague," he means "nephew." 53 00:01:54,422 --> 00:01:56,958 Ooh! I like the boxers. 54 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,626 Shall we begin? 55 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:01,063 You know, there are 27 senior partners, 56 00:02:01,097 --> 00:02:02,565 including our New York firm. 57 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,235 And in September, Stanton's little experiment 58 00:02:05,270 --> 00:02:08,306 called "you two" is gonna get put up to a vote. 59 00:02:08,341 --> 00:02:10,343 You're not gonna make it past the first ballot. 60 00:02:10,377 --> 00:02:12,279 So, I don't know. Photocopy your butts. 61 00:02:12,313 --> 00:02:14,348 Steal some pens -- whatever. 62 00:02:14,382 --> 00:02:15,616 Why would he think 63 00:02:15,650 --> 00:02:17,484 we didn't photocopy our butts already? 64 00:02:17,519 --> 00:02:19,753 "Black widow of Bel Air." 65 00:02:19,788 --> 00:02:21,221 "Horndog heiress." 66 00:02:21,256 --> 00:02:22,590 Ooh, my favorite. 67 00:02:22,624 --> 00:02:25,459 "Murder by vagina." 68 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:28,295 Stanton, Harry was my life. You know that. 69 00:02:28,330 --> 00:02:30,465 I would never have done anything to hurt him, 70 00:02:30,499 --> 00:02:31,766 much less kill him. 71 00:02:31,801 --> 00:02:34,302 Good. But I must say, you know, 72 00:02:34,336 --> 00:02:37,472 for the district attorney to pursue a murder conviction 73 00:02:37,506 --> 00:02:40,842 based on the theory of intentional oversexing -- 74 00:02:40,876 --> 00:02:43,611 I mean, well, he must be fairly confident 75 00:02:43,646 --> 00:02:45,380 that his evidence will hold up. 76 00:02:45,414 --> 00:02:49,051 Did you really take a bath before calling 911? 77 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,490 He was fine before I left. 78 00:02:53,524 --> 00:02:56,760 He was smiling, and he was falling asleep. 79 00:02:56,795 --> 00:02:59,497 And, um, about 20 minutes later, uh, I heard a crash. 80 00:02:59,532 --> 00:03:01,500 That's when I rushed in. 81 00:03:01,534 --> 00:03:03,269 He had knocked over a clock. 82 00:03:03,303 --> 00:03:05,004 And he was... 83 00:03:05,039 --> 00:03:06,573 He was struggling to breathe. 84 00:03:06,607 --> 00:03:08,008 That's when I called. 85 00:03:09,577 --> 00:03:10,811 Everybody thinks I'm a killer. 86 00:03:12,281 --> 00:03:15,517 I'm not. I'm a widow who's devastated by the loss of her husband. 87 00:03:15,552 --> 00:03:18,487 But you knew he had a heart condition. 88 00:03:18,522 --> 00:03:20,523 Well, he was a very passionate man. 89 00:03:20,558 --> 00:03:23,393 I wasn't going to deny him what he wanted. 90 00:03:23,427 --> 00:03:24,861 All right. 91 00:03:24,896 --> 00:03:27,397 I mean, you say it's what he wanted, 92 00:03:27,431 --> 00:03:29,399 and yet your husband says otherwise. 93 00:03:31,369 --> 00:03:33,337 "Dying billionaire's last words -- 94 00:03:33,371 --> 00:03:36,407 'She came upstairs to kill me.'" 95 00:03:36,441 --> 00:03:38,642 I can't explain that. 96 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,711 All I can say is, it's not true. 97 00:03:40,745 --> 00:03:44,014 And so we must prove. 98 00:03:44,346 --> 00:03:48,346 Franklin & Bash 1x02 Pilot Original Air Date on June 8, 2011 99 00:03:50,723 --> 00:03:53,759 ♪ Ooh, what a mixture ♪ 100 00:03:53,793 --> 00:03:56,896 ♪ such a vivid picture ♪ 101 00:03:56,930 --> 00:03:59,065 ♪ ooh, what a mixture ♪ 102 00:03:59,099 --> 00:04:01,980 ♪ if I must say so myself ♪ 103 00:04:01,981 --> 00:04:04,481 == sync, corrected by elderman == 104 00:04:08,008 --> 00:04:09,809 Oh. Hey, look at you. Big-boy clothes. 105 00:04:09,844 --> 00:04:10,911 We want in. 106 00:04:10,945 --> 00:04:12,613 No way. 107 00:04:12,647 --> 00:04:13,981 He's asking the guy who actually decides things. 108 00:04:14,015 --> 00:04:15,483 You said you wanted us on a case. 109 00:04:15,517 --> 00:04:17,259 I'm second chair, and we're staffed. 110 00:04:17,284 --> 00:04:19,752 Have you any experience of defending a murder trial? 111 00:04:19,755 --> 00:04:21,923 No. And we need some, big-time. 112 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,291 Yeah. And who better to learn from 113 00:04:23,326 --> 00:04:24,459 than the emperor of defense? 114 00:04:24,494 --> 00:04:25,927 No one calls him that. 115 00:04:25,962 --> 00:04:27,662 - I call you that. - I like it. 116 00:04:27,696 --> 00:04:29,764 You know, I really don't see a reason 117 00:04:29,798 --> 00:04:32,599 why we can't have a third chair on a case of this magnitude. 118 00:04:32,633 --> 00:04:34,868 Actually, I can think of about 100 reasons, 119 00:04:34,902 --> 00:04:36,603 top of which would be... Winning. 120 00:04:36,637 --> 00:04:39,405 All right. Listen. 121 00:04:39,439 --> 00:04:42,274 One of you comes on. 122 00:04:42,309 --> 00:04:43,843 The other jumps on a civil matter 123 00:04:43,877 --> 00:04:45,845 that my spiritual adviser is bringing in. 124 00:04:45,879 --> 00:04:48,415 -Work it out. - All right. 125 00:04:48,450 --> 00:04:49,850 We could be working together. 126 00:04:49,884 --> 00:04:51,485 I mean, Christmas came early for you, pal. 127 00:04:51,519 --> 00:04:53,453 Well, we're gonna need to celebrate early, 128 00:04:53,488 --> 00:04:54,655 'cause you won't be here in December. 129 00:04:54,689 --> 00:04:55,923 - Oh. - Oh! 130 00:04:55,957 --> 00:04:57,592 The "fired" thing again. 131 00:05:00,963 --> 00:05:02,764 Don't... 132 00:05:02,799 --> 00:05:04,733 So which of us gets the case? 133 00:05:04,768 --> 00:05:06,601 Carmen and Pindar, choose! 134 00:05:06,636 --> 00:05:08,336 I can't. 135 00:05:08,370 --> 00:05:09,837 It's like having to choose between my two gay fathers. 136 00:05:09,872 --> 00:05:11,472 You have two gay fathers? 137 00:05:11,506 --> 00:05:12,840 Carmen? 138 00:05:12,874 --> 00:05:14,675 Neither one of you should do it. 139 00:05:14,709 --> 00:05:17,111 She's guilty! 140 00:05:17,145 --> 00:05:19,245 I read in People that she friggin' took a bubble bath 141 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:20,814 before she even called 911. 142 00:05:20,848 --> 00:05:24,416 First of all, that's a sexy, if not twisted, image. 143 00:05:24,451 --> 00:05:25,651 And second, if you met Isabella, 144 00:05:25,685 --> 00:05:27,353 you'd feel differently about her. 145 00:05:27,387 --> 00:05:29,489 That's true. Isabella's like Jessica Rabbit -- 146 00:05:29,523 --> 00:05:31,458 she's not bad -- she's just drawn that way. 147 00:05:31,492 --> 00:05:33,226 Jessica Rabbit. Hottest cartoon character ever? 148 00:05:33,261 --> 00:05:34,394 Prefer Betty Rubble. 149 00:05:34,429 --> 00:05:35,696 - Really? - Yeah. 150 00:05:35,730 --> 00:05:37,798 Neither of those hold a candle 151 00:05:37,832 --> 00:05:39,167 to Setsuna Meioh. 152 00:05:41,336 --> 00:05:44,339 Guardian of the space-time door in the "Sailor Moon" manga. 153 00:05:44,373 --> 00:05:45,540 All right. 154 00:05:45,574 --> 00:05:46,741 Thanks for clearing that up. 155 00:05:46,775 --> 00:05:48,309 Let's be adults. Let's be adults. 156 00:05:48,343 --> 00:05:49,911 Let's talk this through, all right? 157 00:05:49,945 --> 00:05:52,880 If you want this case more than me, you should take it. 158 00:05:52,914 --> 00:05:54,415 More than anything ever. 159 00:05:54,449 --> 00:05:55,849 - It's yours. - God bless you. 160 00:05:55,884 --> 00:05:57,951 All right. Like I want to do more work. 161 00:05:57,986 --> 00:06:00,920 Great. So you are available to watch the spelling-bee finals 162 00:06:00,955 --> 00:06:02,421 on ESPN2 with me? 163 00:06:02,456 --> 00:06:04,523 Available? Yes. Interested? No. 164 00:06:04,558 --> 00:06:07,425 Why? Is it 'cause Indians always win? 165 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:08,960 You guys do have kind of a lock on it. 166 00:06:08,995 --> 00:06:10,828 And, Carmen, if you could reach out to the client 167 00:06:10,863 --> 00:06:13,397 without revealing your negativity... 168 00:06:13,432 --> 00:06:15,600 I've got some catching up to do on her case. 169 00:06:23,977 --> 00:06:25,711 Later. Later. 170 00:06:25,746 --> 00:06:27,780 Thank you. 171 00:06:34,322 --> 00:06:35,755 Isabella. 172 00:06:35,790 --> 00:06:37,224 How are you holding up? 173 00:06:37,258 --> 00:06:38,792 Wallace. So sweet of you to come. 174 00:06:38,827 --> 00:06:41,195 Which is roughly what she said. 175 00:06:41,229 --> 00:06:42,496 I'm sorry. Who said what? 176 00:06:42,531 --> 00:06:43,831 Sorry. A joke. 177 00:06:43,865 --> 00:06:45,466 Uh, occupational hazard. 178 00:06:46,467 --> 00:06:48,501 Uh, who's your friend? 179 00:06:48,536 --> 00:06:50,303 He's Harry's lawyer, 180 00:06:50,337 --> 00:06:51,637 and, yes, he's a dear friend. 181 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:52,939 He's also hilarious. 182 00:06:52,973 --> 00:06:54,774 Oh, he's sweet. 183 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:56,975 Final offer. 184 00:06:57,010 --> 00:06:59,344 Negligent homicide, 185 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:00,512 three years. 186 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:01,713 I have motive, character witnesses, 187 00:07:01,747 --> 00:07:05,182 a deathbed accusation. 188 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:07,418 For a woman looking at life in prison, this is a gift. 189 00:07:07,452 --> 00:07:09,553 That's very kind of you, 190 00:07:09,588 --> 00:07:11,622 but gift rejected. 191 00:07:11,657 --> 00:07:12,890 We're all in. 192 00:07:12,925 --> 00:07:14,358 Good luck. 193 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:17,395 You too. 194 00:07:24,269 --> 00:07:27,705 Ladies and gentlemen, 195 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,873 the state intends to prove 196 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:33,911 that the defendant maliciously killed her husband, 197 00:07:33,945 --> 00:07:35,912 billionaire Harry Kaplowitz -- 198 00:07:35,947 --> 00:07:41,818 not with a gun or a knife, but with her body. 199 00:07:41,853 --> 00:07:46,456 We contend that, in order to inherit a fortune, 200 00:07:46,491 --> 00:07:50,527 the defendant engaged in a daily routine 201 00:07:50,562 --> 00:07:55,299 of relentless, predatory sexual conduct -- 202 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:59,637 oral, vaginal, and... 203 00:07:59,671 --> 00:08:01,572 Otherwise -- 204 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:04,942 until she literally copulated 205 00:08:04,977 --> 00:08:09,981 her ailing husband to his very death. 206 00:08:23,697 --> 00:08:27,534 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. 207 00:08:27,568 --> 00:08:33,674 This, pure and simply, is a love story -- 208 00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:36,277 of physical love, yes, 209 00:08:36,311 --> 00:08:40,448 but a love that consumes not only the body, 210 00:08:40,482 --> 00:08:44,552 but also the soul. 211 00:08:44,586 --> 00:08:48,255 Isabella Kaplowitz made love to her husband, Harry, 212 00:08:48,289 --> 00:08:49,623 the night that he died. 213 00:08:49,657 --> 00:08:54,429 Indeed, they made love every night. 214 00:08:54,463 --> 00:08:57,631 Now, as startling as that may seem 215 00:08:57,666 --> 00:09:00,734 to the rest of us mere mortals, 216 00:09:00,768 --> 00:09:03,436 to Isabella and Harry, 217 00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:07,140 it was simply a way of life. 218 00:09:07,175 --> 00:09:11,479 Surely, she should be worshipped, 219 00:09:11,513 --> 00:09:13,581 not demonized. 220 00:09:15,684 --> 00:09:17,552 Thank you. 221 00:09:30,828 --> 00:09:33,620 - Are you sure Infeld's is that good? - The guy was sick. 222 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:35,666 It was like watching Pavarotti play the violin. 223 00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:38,070 Don't bother. 224 00:09:38,104 --> 00:09:39,738 Isabella's case made betwhatever.Net. 225 00:09:39,773 --> 00:09:41,106 What's that? 226 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:42,574 It's an off-shore betting website. 227 00:09:42,608 --> 00:09:44,175 You can bet on anything -- 228 00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:45,543 oscars, elections, death pools... 229 00:09:45,578 --> 00:09:46,778 What's your point? 230 00:09:46,812 --> 00:09:48,246 Well, the odds are 50 to 1 231 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:49,447 of Isabella getting convicted. 232 00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:50,648 We can deal with those odds. 233 00:09:50,683 --> 00:09:52,350 Yeah, but they jumped 20 points 234 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:54,085 after Infeld crushed his opening. 235 00:09:54,119 --> 00:09:56,254 I don't know -- it's interesting. 236 00:09:56,288 --> 00:09:58,523 I'm just saying, it's interesting. 237 00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,558 Eh, I think you might be paranoid on this one. 238 00:10:00,593 --> 00:10:03,095 -Maybe a little jealous. - What? 239 00:10:03,129 --> 00:10:05,330 Me on the big case, you not so much? 240 00:10:05,365 --> 00:10:07,800 Dickwad, I bequeathed you that case. 241 00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:09,335 That was a gift. 242 00:10:09,369 --> 00:10:11,137 You only bequeath when you're dead, Jared. 243 00:10:11,171 --> 00:10:13,373 Pretty elementary wills and trusts law. 244 00:10:13,407 --> 00:10:15,174 All right, you got a hunch on this one, check it out. 245 00:10:15,209 --> 00:10:16,676 But just don't do anything crazy. 246 00:10:16,710 --> 00:10:19,144 I can't. I'm busy with Infeld's spiritual adviser. 247 00:10:19,179 --> 00:10:22,348 Hey, you two. You're wide open to do something not crazy. 248 00:10:25,118 --> 00:10:26,885 After Harry's second bypass, 249 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:28,553 I doubled his dosage, 250 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:30,688 and I made it very clear to both him and Isabella -- 251 00:10:30,722 --> 00:10:32,623 strenuous activity would be deadly. 252 00:10:32,657 --> 00:10:34,291 The autopsy revealed 253 00:10:34,326 --> 00:10:36,294 no medication whatsoever in his system. 254 00:10:36,328 --> 00:10:38,229 The body showed signs of dehydration, 255 00:10:38,264 --> 00:10:39,898 as well as severe penile bruising. 256 00:10:41,768 --> 00:10:43,202 We were in the ambulance. 257 00:10:43,236 --> 00:10:44,670 He was in full cardiac arrest. 258 00:10:44,705 --> 00:10:45,838 I was performing CPR, and that's when he said it. 259 00:10:45,873 --> 00:10:47,474 What did he say? 260 00:10:47,508 --> 00:10:48,575 "She came upstairs and killed me." 261 00:10:48,609 --> 00:10:50,344 Objection. Hearsay. 262 00:10:50,378 --> 00:10:52,379 The statement clearly falls 263 00:10:52,414 --> 00:10:55,649 under the dying-declaration exception of the hearsay rule. 264 00:10:55,683 --> 00:10:57,451 Your honor, the speaker was having a heart attack. 265 00:10:57,485 --> 00:10:58,785 We have no reason to believe he knew what he was saying. 266 00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:00,120 He was calm. 267 00:11:00,154 --> 00:11:01,321 He even smiled when he said it. 268 00:11:01,355 --> 00:11:03,423 Then he just closed his eyes and died. 269 00:11:05,192 --> 00:11:07,293 Overruled. 270 00:11:07,328 --> 00:11:09,995 The jury may consider the testimony. 271 00:11:11,565 --> 00:11:12,865 Well, don't beat yourself up. 272 00:11:12,899 --> 00:11:14,432 I'll fix this. 273 00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:21,673 So, you pressed the button, 274 00:11:21,708 --> 00:11:23,609 and then what happened? 275 00:11:23,644 --> 00:11:26,212 Well, I waited for the light to change... 276 00:11:26,246 --> 00:11:28,581 The light changed. Then I started to... 277 00:11:28,615 --> 00:11:31,350 walk my bicycle across. 278 00:11:31,384 --> 00:11:34,119 Okay, and what did you see in the, uh, 279 00:11:34,154 --> 00:11:36,355 "walk/don't walk" box thing? 280 00:11:36,389 --> 00:11:38,257 I saw a walking person. 281 00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:39,758 Can you describe the person? 282 00:11:39,793 --> 00:11:41,360 Really? 283 00:11:42,596 --> 00:11:44,163 He was orange, 284 00:11:44,197 --> 00:11:45,665 had arms like so. 285 00:11:45,699 --> 00:11:48,268 Stretched like so. Very round head. 286 00:11:49,637 --> 00:11:51,204 And his -- his legs 287 00:11:51,239 --> 00:11:52,672 were extended, 288 00:11:52,707 --> 00:11:54,474 which suggested to me... Walking... 289 00:11:54,508 --> 00:11:56,209 Uh, excuse me, uh, I'm sorry, 290 00:11:56,243 --> 00:11:57,644 but, um... 291 00:11:57,678 --> 00:11:59,112 I have to go. 292 00:11:59,146 --> 00:12:01,114 -My wife's water just broke. - Wow. 293 00:12:01,148 --> 00:12:02,783 -Congratulations. - Thank you. 294 00:12:02,817 --> 00:12:04,185 Uh, rain check? 295 00:12:04,219 --> 00:12:05,319 - Yeah, sure. - Great. 296 00:12:05,353 --> 00:12:07,254 Yeah. 297 00:12:07,288 --> 00:12:09,089 First one? 298 00:12:09,124 --> 00:12:11,591 Yes. Child. Yeah, it's -- yeah. 299 00:12:11,626 --> 00:12:13,259 It's my, uh, baby girl. 300 00:12:13,294 --> 00:12:15,162 How wonderful. 301 00:12:15,196 --> 00:12:17,598 Good health to the mother... 302 00:12:17,632 --> 00:12:18,699 Mm-hmm. 303 00:12:18,733 --> 00:12:19,800 ...And your new child. 304 00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:21,634 Okay. 305 00:12:22,870 --> 00:12:24,371 Um... 306 00:12:24,405 --> 00:12:26,473 So we'll do this again. I'm sorry for... 307 00:12:26,507 --> 00:12:28,475 But, you know, it's... 308 00:12:30,578 --> 00:12:32,479 I was his lawyer, certainly, 309 00:12:32,513 --> 00:12:34,915 but, first and foremost, we were compadres. 310 00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:36,683 Best friends. 311 00:12:36,718 --> 00:12:39,419 I'll tell you, if I had a dime for every punch line 312 00:12:39,453 --> 00:12:41,221 Harry Kaplowitz butchered on the golf course, 313 00:12:41,255 --> 00:12:42,656 I'd be the billionaire. 314 00:12:44,293 --> 00:12:45,794 Did the defendant come to visit you 315 00:12:45,828 --> 00:12:47,862 in your office only days before her husband's death? 316 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,698 She did. 317 00:12:49,732 --> 00:12:51,366 Always great to see her. 318 00:12:51,401 --> 00:12:52,601 Regarding? 319 00:12:52,635 --> 00:12:54,737 She wanted to know how much 320 00:12:54,771 --> 00:12:57,707 of Harry's money she could access. 321 00:12:57,741 --> 00:13:00,543 No further questions. 322 00:13:03,346 --> 00:13:05,747 Well, tell me, 323 00:13:05,782 --> 00:13:08,817 was it out of the ordinary for my client 324 00:13:08,852 --> 00:13:10,185 to seek your counsel 325 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:11,653 regarding her financial situation? 326 00:13:11,688 --> 00:13:15,256 We'd, uh, we discussed it occasionally. 327 00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:17,425 Hmm. 328 00:13:17,459 --> 00:13:20,194 Now, you say you were a compadre of the deceased. 329 00:13:20,229 --> 00:13:21,529 Do you consider Isabella a compadre? 330 00:13:21,563 --> 00:13:22,663 Certainly. 331 00:13:22,698 --> 00:13:25,299 Of course, I was closer to Harry -- 332 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,167 In your opinion -- as a compadre -- 333 00:13:27,202 --> 00:13:28,735 did Isabella Kaplowitz murder her husband? 334 00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:31,538 Not in my opinion. No way. 335 00:13:31,572 --> 00:13:33,440 Objection! Utter speculation. 336 00:13:33,474 --> 00:13:36,577 Sustained. The jury will disregard. 337 00:13:36,611 --> 00:13:39,214 Just to be clear, your honor, 338 00:13:39,248 --> 00:13:42,651 you're asking the jury to disregard Mr. Clayton, 339 00:13:42,685 --> 00:13:44,320 who knew the couple as well as anybody, 340 00:13:44,354 --> 00:13:46,589 to disregard his testimony that my client 341 00:13:46,623 --> 00:13:49,492 loved her husband and would never intentionally harm him? 342 00:13:49,527 --> 00:13:51,328 Yes, I am, Mr. Bash -- 343 00:13:51,362 --> 00:13:52,662 in spite of your best efforts 344 00:13:52,697 --> 00:13:56,833 to keep saying it again and again. 345 00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:59,403 So, I was able to track the betting patterns 346 00:13:59,437 --> 00:14:01,304 on Isabella's case -- you were right. 347 00:14:01,338 --> 00:14:03,373 A big bet was made against Isabella 348 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,675 10 minutes after Infeld's opening statement. 349 00:14:05,709 --> 00:14:08,577 Which is before it was broadcast on any news outlet. 350 00:14:08,612 --> 00:14:11,113 I mean, they're taking security seriously in there. 351 00:14:11,147 --> 00:14:12,380 Jury's sequestered, 352 00:14:12,415 --> 00:14:14,316 and judge issued gag orders on everybody. 353 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:15,617 Wait a minute. 354 00:14:15,652 --> 00:14:17,386 Someone in the courtroom is betting on the case? 355 00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,355 Mm-hmm. So we ran checks. 356 00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:22,225 Guess who has 55 grand in credit card debt? 357 00:14:22,259 --> 00:14:23,727 Other than Peter. 358 00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:25,562 Hit me. 359 00:14:25,596 --> 00:14:27,198 Judge Hong. 360 00:14:27,232 --> 00:14:29,467 Better yet, judgy's single biggest debt 361 00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,102 is to AAA Entertainment, 362 00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:34,572 a Nevada company that owns numerous sports books. 363 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:38,476 I think we found our bettor. 364 00:14:39,911 --> 00:14:43,214 No, no, no. Too dangerous. 365 00:14:43,248 --> 00:14:44,615 Excuse me. 366 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,717 What did they call me at Indian guide camp? 367 00:14:46,751 --> 00:14:48,252 Runs with danger. 368 00:14:48,286 --> 00:14:49,720 Runs with danger! Right. 369 00:14:49,754 --> 00:14:51,789 Come on, I'm just gonna float it out to her honor, 370 00:14:51,823 --> 00:14:53,224 real conversation-like. 371 00:14:53,258 --> 00:14:54,558 I'm not talking about jury tampering. 372 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:55,927 I'm talking about trying to stop someone else 373 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,428 from jury tampering. 374 00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:58,663 Based on a hunch? 375 00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:00,131 Remember last year? 376 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,666 There was gonna be an earthquake? 377 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,468 Yeah, you made us leave town 378 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,504 and go to Tahoe for the weekend, and there was no earthquake. 379 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,839 And those Blackjack waitresses? 380 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,240 All because of my hunch. 381 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,241 Okay. Just float it in, nicely. 382 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,543 I'm a feather. 383 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,644 And no one can know about it. 384 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,112 Know about what? 385 00:15:13,147 --> 00:15:14,113 - Your mama. - Your mother. 386 00:15:14,148 --> 00:15:15,515 Great. 387 00:15:15,549 --> 00:15:17,216 Listen, Karp, Isabella's gonna take the stand. 388 00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:18,684 I think we need to discuss who's gonna direct her. 389 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,719 Sure. I'll direct. 390 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,187 We'll decide using 391 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,321 a legally sound decision-making process. 392 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:24,556 Law-off. 393 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,257 Whoever shows the greater knowledge 394 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,759 of all matters legal wins. 395 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,894 - Please. - You chicken? 396 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,162 You were summa at S.C., 397 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,530 notes editor at the law review. 398 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,265 - How'd you know that? - Facebook. 399 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,567 I didn't friend you. 400 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,503 You should. You only have 11. 401 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,405 What do you got? 402 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,541 What was Marisa Tomei's character's name 403 00:15:42,576 --> 00:15:43,709 in "My Cousin Vinny"? 404 00:15:43,744 --> 00:15:45,211 That's not a legal question. 405 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,113 - Ruling? - I'll allow it. 406 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,848 Who cares what her name was? 407 00:15:48,883 --> 00:15:50,283 A hint -- 408 00:15:50,318 --> 00:15:51,685 it was an Oscar-winning performance. 409 00:15:51,719 --> 00:15:54,855 Actually, I dated Marisa briefly. 410 00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:56,257 She was incredible -- 411 00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:58,325 as, of course, she was in "Vinny." 412 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,294 Character's name -- Mona Lisa. 413 00:16:00,329 --> 00:16:02,396 So he's got, like, magic hearing. 414 00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:05,499 Is anyone coming to watch my direct of Isabella? Hmm? 415 00:16:06,601 --> 00:16:08,235 How can he not know Marisa Tomei? 416 00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:09,670 He's that guy. 417 00:16:09,704 --> 00:16:11,672 "My biological clock is ticking like --" 418 00:16:11,707 --> 00:16:14,274 it's like right up there -- that and "Schindler's List." 419 00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:18,412 Isabella, you went to check on your finances 420 00:16:18,446 --> 00:16:20,647 only days before Harry died. 421 00:16:20,682 --> 00:16:24,183 Would you please tell the court why? 422 00:16:24,218 --> 00:16:27,086 Well, his 60th birthday was coming up, 423 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,821 and I had this crazy -- this extravagant idea 424 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:32,857 about getting him a horse ranch as a surprise. 425 00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:34,292 Harry loved to ride. 426 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,294 Well, very nice surprise. 427 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,430 And yet this was never mentioned in the meeting 428 00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:40,765 with Harry's lawyer. 429 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,067 Wallace is such a chatterbox. 430 00:16:43,101 --> 00:16:44,902 I didn't want him to ruin the surprise. 431 00:16:44,936 --> 00:16:46,303 I understand. 432 00:16:46,337 --> 00:16:48,739 Look, I don't want to be indelicate, 433 00:16:48,773 --> 00:16:51,607 but I have to ask you about all this sex 434 00:16:51,642 --> 00:16:54,277 and, uh, love-making. 435 00:16:54,311 --> 00:16:57,247 The doctor did warn you both, didn't he, 436 00:16:57,281 --> 00:16:58,849 about strenuous activity? 437 00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:00,684 Well, we took precautions. 438 00:17:00,718 --> 00:17:02,286 We, uh, we paced ourselves. 439 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,422 Harry even had a safe word for when he felt winded. 440 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,091 Oh, really? 441 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,459 And, uh, what was that? 442 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:10,162 Cantaloupe. 443 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,830 He was allergic. 444 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:16,202 Oh. Pity. Such a delicious fruit. 445 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,037 Such precautions, 446 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:21,540 and yet Harry wasn't taking his heart medication. 447 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,141 That I didn't know. 448 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:26,211 Isabella, 449 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:30,315 did you go upstairs that evening and kill your husband, 450 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:33,785 as Harry supposedly stated to the paramedic? 451 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,856 Of course not. 452 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,025 I loved Harry. 453 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:46,298 And I'm lost without him. 454 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,801 Thank you. 455 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,804 Cross-examination after lunch. 456 00:17:54,886 --> 00:17:57,762 Excuse me your honor, uh, Jared Franklin, 457 00:17:57,763 --> 00:17:59,430 from the animal-shelter peeping-Tom trial. 458 00:17:59,464 --> 00:18:01,898 Your client was a seriously disturbed man. 459 00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:04,000 Oh, believe me, I still have nightmares. 460 00:18:04,035 --> 00:18:05,535 Um, can I have a minute? 461 00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:08,372 Um... 462 00:18:08,406 --> 00:18:09,640 This is awkward. 463 00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:11,542 So far. Mm-hmm. 464 00:18:11,576 --> 00:18:13,611 My colleagues are representing Isabella Kaplowitz? 465 00:18:13,645 --> 00:18:15,580 I can't discuss that case. 466 00:18:15,614 --> 00:18:17,682 An overzealous clerk at our firm 467 00:18:17,716 --> 00:18:21,052 stumbled upon a debt incurred by a certain judge 468 00:18:21,086 --> 00:18:25,423 at a certain establishment in...Las Vegas. 469 00:18:25,457 --> 00:18:26,624 No judgment. 470 00:18:26,659 --> 00:18:28,827 I bet my freshman tuition 471 00:18:28,862 --> 00:18:30,495 against the Lakers three-peat. 472 00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:33,532 And I'm in no way accusing you of betting on this trial, 473 00:18:33,566 --> 00:18:36,402 but if you were to, let's say, recuse yourself -- 474 00:18:36,436 --> 00:18:38,404 and I'm just thinking of you -- 475 00:18:38,438 --> 00:18:39,905 Listen to me, you weasel. You think -- 476 00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:41,573 Whoa, whoa. We're just talking. 477 00:18:41,608 --> 00:18:43,142 There's nothing unethical 478 00:18:43,176 --> 00:18:45,010 about playing in the world series of poker. 479 00:18:45,044 --> 00:18:46,945 And if I choose to put my buy-in on Visa, 480 00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:51,416 that is my business and has no impact on this trial. 481 00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:53,017 Exactly! Exactly, your honor. 482 00:18:53,051 --> 00:18:54,485 T-that's what I said! 483 00:18:54,519 --> 00:18:56,520 All right, then. Are we good? 484 00:18:56,554 --> 00:18:58,088 This feels good. 485 00:18:58,123 --> 00:18:59,923 We're good! 486 00:19:04,796 --> 00:19:07,599 Your testimony paints a picture 487 00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:09,634 of an idyllic, loving marriage. 488 00:19:09,669 --> 00:19:11,002 That's what it was. 489 00:19:11,037 --> 00:19:12,504 Did you ever fight with your husband? 490 00:19:12,539 --> 00:19:13,706 Rarely. 491 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,708 What about on the night he died? 492 00:19:15,742 --> 00:19:17,410 No. 493 00:19:17,444 --> 00:19:20,947 Can you describe your last hours together? 494 00:19:20,982 --> 00:19:22,849 We had a quiet dinner, 495 00:19:22,883 --> 00:19:24,417 and then we went upstairs. 496 00:19:24,452 --> 00:19:26,786 To the bedroom. Then what happened? 497 00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:28,688 We made love. 498 00:19:28,722 --> 00:19:29,722 Can you be more specific? 499 00:19:29,757 --> 00:19:31,658 Objection. 500 00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:32,959 If Mr. Stein wishes to live out his fantasies, 501 00:19:32,993 --> 00:19:34,393 there are more private ways. 502 00:19:34,428 --> 00:19:36,729 Sustained. 503 00:19:36,764 --> 00:19:41,468 No arguments, angry words exchanged? 504 00:19:41,503 --> 00:19:43,971 N-no. Not at all. 505 00:19:44,005 --> 00:19:46,540 No further questions. 506 00:19:46,574 --> 00:19:49,476 The prosecution calls to the stand 507 00:19:49,511 --> 00:19:51,945 as a rebuttal witness Delmi Santiago, 508 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:55,816 the Kaplowitzes' housekeeper. 509 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,695 Ms. Santiago, 510 00:20:06,729 --> 00:20:08,564 were you in the Kaplowitz home 511 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,467 on the night of Harry Kaplowitz's passing? 512 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:12,935 Yes. 513 00:20:12,969 --> 00:20:14,904 Missus gave me the night off, 514 00:20:14,938 --> 00:20:16,439 but I come back for my phone. 515 00:20:16,473 --> 00:20:18,741 What did you hear when you returned? 516 00:20:18,775 --> 00:20:20,543 Fighting. 517 00:20:20,577 --> 00:20:22,111 Could you make out any of the words? 518 00:20:22,145 --> 00:20:28,117 Mister was yelling, "No! No more! 519 00:20:28,152 --> 00:20:29,819 "I don't want that! 520 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:33,122 "Go away! I said 'no'! You leave! 521 00:20:33,156 --> 00:20:34,557 "You go away! 522 00:20:34,592 --> 00:20:36,826 "Enough is enough! 523 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,529 No." 524 00:20:39,563 --> 00:20:41,831 Anything else? 525 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,100 No. 526 00:20:44,134 --> 00:20:47,070 Thank you. 527 00:20:49,173 --> 00:20:50,941 So you did fornicate 528 00:20:50,975 --> 00:20:52,943 this poor man into an early grave. 529 00:20:52,977 --> 00:20:54,578 No! 530 00:20:54,612 --> 00:20:56,680 No, he wasn't saying "no more" about sex. 531 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:57,714 Then what? 532 00:20:57,749 --> 00:20:58,949 His medicine. 533 00:20:58,983 --> 00:21:01,117 He didn't want to take his medicine. 534 00:21:01,152 --> 00:21:03,954 I was just thinking... 535 00:21:03,988 --> 00:21:05,689 Yeah? 536 00:21:07,092 --> 00:21:08,859 I've got this song... 537 00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:11,628 Stuck in my head. 538 00:21:11,663 --> 00:21:14,699 ♪ Dah, Dee, duh... ♪ 539 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:17,602 Something about driving down a road. 540 00:21:17,636 --> 00:21:20,105 Oh, it'll come to me. 541 00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:22,608 Isabella, you knew he wasn't taking his medicine. 542 00:21:22,643 --> 00:21:24,644 No, I pleaded with him, and he refused. 543 00:21:24,678 --> 00:21:26,112 He said it dulled his sensations. 544 00:21:26,147 --> 00:21:28,015 See, we need to put her back on the stand. 545 00:21:28,049 --> 00:21:30,184 And admit she knew he was off his meds 546 00:21:30,218 --> 00:21:31,385 and still rode him wild? 547 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,321 Well, it's better than the jury thinking 548 00:21:33,355 --> 00:21:35,490 that Harry was screaming for her to stop riding him. 549 00:21:35,524 --> 00:21:37,025 Okay, but it's a long shot they're gonna believe her if she already lied once. 550 00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:39,995 Cantaloupe. The -- the -- the safe word. 551 00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:42,098 That's what Harry would've been shouting if he wanted her to stop. 552 00:21:42,132 --> 00:21:43,799 Thank you for believing me. 553 00:21:43,834 --> 00:21:45,568 I believe in you, too. 554 00:21:45,602 --> 00:21:48,438 But this is a setback. There's no question about that. 555 00:21:48,472 --> 00:21:50,606 The jury are going to see you as a liar. 556 00:21:50,641 --> 00:21:53,442 It's up to us to make sure they don't see you as a liar 557 00:21:53,477 --> 00:21:55,078 and a murderer. 558 00:21:56,580 --> 00:21:58,747 Oh! Um... 559 00:21:58,782 --> 00:21:59,982 You know... 560 00:22:01,351 --> 00:22:02,551 I'm gonna go make some notes. 561 00:22:02,586 --> 00:22:03,586 I'll be right back. 562 00:22:07,556 --> 00:22:09,657 I will not be able to do anything in court 563 00:22:09,691 --> 00:22:11,926 with this thing buzzing in my head. 564 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,928 I had caught him several times not taking his pills. 565 00:22:14,963 --> 00:22:17,998 Usually he would listen to me, but this time he refused. 566 00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:20,467 He said -- he said it made him feel less alive. 567 00:22:20,501 --> 00:22:23,704 Now, you didn't mention that in your earlier testimony. 568 00:22:23,738 --> 00:22:26,907 And no doubt the prosecution will call it a lie. 569 00:22:26,941 --> 00:22:28,308 Am I wrong? 570 00:22:29,610 --> 00:22:32,413 Trust me. He will. 571 00:22:32,447 --> 00:22:34,949 Now, why did you withhold the information? 572 00:22:34,984 --> 00:22:37,552 Well, when the police asked me, 573 00:22:37,587 --> 00:22:40,122 I-I panicked about not knowing about the meds. 574 00:22:40,156 --> 00:22:43,158 And then I just stuck to my story from there on out. 575 00:22:43,193 --> 00:22:45,428 So you did have sex with your husband that night, 576 00:22:45,462 --> 00:22:46,763 knowing that he wasn't medicated. 577 00:22:46,797 --> 00:22:49,099 It's what he wanted. 578 00:22:49,133 --> 00:22:51,902 It's -- it's what we both wanted. 579 00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:54,105 If we were alone and together -- 580 00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:55,206 You were making love. 581 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:57,943 Yes. 582 00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:06,418 Now I'm confused. 583 00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:08,387 You earlier testified 584 00:23:08,422 --> 00:23:11,857 that you had no idea that your husband had stopped taking 585 00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:13,359 his medication. 586 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:16,762 So were you lying under oath then or now? 587 00:23:18,699 --> 00:23:21,467 Then. 588 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:22,935 Honestly, Ms. Kaplowitz, 589 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:25,103 why should the jury believe anything you say? 590 00:23:40,563 --> 00:23:44,611 Peter, they accidentally triple-tripled my double-double. 591 00:23:44,612 --> 00:23:46,913 It's like seeing a double rainbow. 592 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:48,159 Hey, can we focus on rebounding 593 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,655 from the bitch-slap that Isabella just took in court today? 594 00:23:50,959 --> 00:23:54,295 Speaking of bitch-slap, Judge Hong is clean. 595 00:23:54,329 --> 00:23:55,897 Great. How bad was it? 596 00:23:55,931 --> 00:23:58,199 Humiliating and, somehow, exciting. 597 00:23:58,233 --> 00:24:00,035 Who does that leave us with, then? 598 00:24:00,069 --> 00:24:03,071 Okay, guys, so, I just sent you links 599 00:24:03,106 --> 00:24:07,143 to every website every juror's visited in the past six months. 600 00:24:07,177 --> 00:24:09,045 What? I got a friend at Homeland Security. 601 00:24:09,079 --> 00:24:10,713 That is great work. 602 00:24:10,747 --> 00:24:12,114 You know, remind us to give you guys a bonus. 603 00:24:12,148 --> 00:24:14,283 How about an elephant ride in Thailand? 604 00:24:14,318 --> 00:24:15,685 I don't know. I was kind of thinking more like a hundred bucks? 605 00:24:15,719 --> 00:24:17,453 I was thinking like $50 each. 606 00:24:17,488 --> 00:24:18,855 No, no, no. 607 00:24:18,889 --> 00:24:20,089 I was at juror number 5's Internet profile, 608 00:24:20,124 --> 00:24:22,057 and it links to her wedding registry. 609 00:24:22,092 --> 00:24:23,926 It's pretty impressive. 610 00:24:23,961 --> 00:24:27,329 All these items are for a honeymoon trip to Thailand. 611 00:24:27,363 --> 00:24:29,131 Meals, massages, elephant rides... 612 00:24:29,165 --> 00:24:31,667 Don't eat that, please. 613 00:24:31,701 --> 00:24:33,101 Juror number 5? 614 00:24:33,136 --> 00:24:34,770 She's a teacher. 615 00:24:34,804 --> 00:24:36,805 Her fiancé's a teacher. She lives in an apartment. 616 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,741 How can she afford a sick trip like that? 617 00:24:39,776 --> 00:24:42,177 Wow, looks like somebody upgraded their honeymoon, big-time. 618 00:24:42,211 --> 00:24:43,812 But how does our bridezilla 619 00:24:43,847 --> 00:24:45,214 communicate with someone on the outside? 620 00:24:45,248 --> 00:24:46,682 An intermediary. 621 00:24:46,717 --> 00:24:48,050 Security guard, room service. 622 00:24:48,085 --> 00:24:49,285 They got to eat in. 623 00:24:49,319 --> 00:24:52,021 Field trip? 624 00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:57,027 ♪ 2, 3 ♪ 625 00:25:02,399 --> 00:25:05,702 Yeah, we'll be there in 15 minutes. Okay. 626 00:25:05,736 --> 00:25:07,904 Uh, y-you can't be down here. 627 00:25:07,938 --> 00:25:09,072 - Hi. - Hi. 628 00:25:09,106 --> 00:25:10,573 I'm lost. 629 00:25:10,608 --> 00:25:13,142 I'm looking for the V.I.P. Elevator. 630 00:25:13,177 --> 00:25:14,844 I have an appointment. 631 00:25:14,878 --> 00:25:16,245 Uh, and you are? 632 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,814 A chiropractor. 633 00:25:18,849 --> 00:25:21,684 A chiro-- where's your table? 634 00:25:21,719 --> 00:25:24,754 Oh, I have my own technique. 635 00:25:24,788 --> 00:25:26,689 Okay. 636 00:25:26,723 --> 00:25:28,324 - Okay. - This way. 637 00:25:31,195 --> 00:25:32,728 Remember -- 638 00:25:32,763 --> 00:25:33,963 think starvation diet. 639 00:25:33,997 --> 00:25:36,366 She needs to get into her wedding dress. 640 00:25:37,835 --> 00:25:39,904 Whoa! Definitely not our bride. 641 00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:41,906 Uh, no. That would be juror number 3. 642 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:45,009 Bastard. 643 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:46,444 Got it. 644 00:25:46,479 --> 00:25:48,346 Or do you? 645 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,751 One of these has to be Annabelle's. 646 00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,220 Or juror number 12. 647 00:25:54,254 --> 00:25:56,255 Prada belt, 30-inch waist, highlights. 648 00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:57,389 This one has croutons. 649 00:25:57,424 --> 00:25:58,857 Bridezilla can't risk the carbs. 650 00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,159 - Nicely done. - Thank you. 651 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:07,099 Oh, I think it's obviously a very pristine kitchen. 652 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:08,701 I'd say a "B." 653 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,002 - "B"? - Oh. What is that? 654 00:26:10,037 --> 00:26:11,304 What's that? 655 00:26:11,338 --> 00:26:12,772 Possible infestation. 656 00:26:12,807 --> 00:26:14,241 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - Yep. 657 00:26:14,275 --> 00:26:15,976 -I'll bring this to the lab. - Good. 658 00:26:16,010 --> 00:26:18,045 This is where I check out. 659 00:26:18,079 --> 00:26:20,414 Miss you already. 660 00:26:23,185 --> 00:26:26,288 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 661 00:26:26,322 --> 00:26:32,226 you've seen and heard the evidence against my client. 662 00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:33,927 But remember, 663 00:26:33,962 --> 00:26:36,930 what the eyes sometimes see, 664 00:26:36,965 --> 00:26:39,666 the heart always feels. 665 00:26:39,701 --> 00:26:41,801 That's beautiful. 666 00:26:41,835 --> 00:26:44,871 Oh, Debbie. Yeah, thank you. 667 00:26:44,905 --> 00:26:46,973 Closing argument, you know, 668 00:26:47,007 --> 00:26:49,276 it's the only opportunity for a lawyer 669 00:26:49,310 --> 00:26:54,081 to reach directly into the soul of a juror. 670 00:26:54,115 --> 00:26:56,350 I meant the karate outfit. 671 00:26:56,385 --> 00:26:57,885 Oh. Oh. 672 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,989 Actually, it's called a "gi." 673 00:27:01,023 --> 00:27:02,157 - Oh. - Mm. 674 00:27:02,191 --> 00:27:04,259 Well, Isabella's here. 675 00:27:04,294 --> 00:27:06,395 Oh, please. Isabella. 676 00:27:08,731 --> 00:27:10,732 Hello. 677 00:27:10,767 --> 00:27:12,033 I'm sorry about the short notice. 678 00:27:12,068 --> 00:27:13,735 I just didn't want there to be any... 679 00:27:13,769 --> 00:27:15,403 more surprises. 680 00:27:15,438 --> 00:27:17,238 Oh, dear. That makes me think 681 00:27:17,273 --> 00:27:19,974 there are going to be surprises. 682 00:27:20,008 --> 00:27:22,342 Harry and I argued about more 683 00:27:22,377 --> 00:27:24,778 than just his medication that night. 684 00:27:24,812 --> 00:27:26,246 Well, what? 685 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,182 No -- "who?" 686 00:27:28,216 --> 00:27:30,785 Harry was jealous of my friendship with... 687 00:27:30,819 --> 00:27:32,353 Wallace Clayton. 688 00:27:32,388 --> 00:27:36,224 It was strictly platonic, but he felt threatened by it. 689 00:27:36,259 --> 00:27:39,995 Wallace -- that irritating jokester? 690 00:27:40,029 --> 00:27:41,730 Let's get this perfectly clear. 691 00:27:41,765 --> 00:27:45,935 So you weren't arguing about the medication. 692 00:27:45,970 --> 00:27:47,437 No, we were. 693 00:27:47,472 --> 00:27:52,708 But...Harry was agitated because of Wallace. 694 00:27:52,742 --> 00:27:56,345 Oh, I wanted to dispel any kind of notions 695 00:27:56,379 --> 00:27:59,281 that I had any romantic feelings towards him. 696 00:27:59,315 --> 00:28:03,050 So, when we had sex... 697 00:28:03,085 --> 00:28:05,720 I kicked my efforts into high gear. 698 00:28:05,754 --> 00:28:07,788 Mm. 699 00:28:07,822 --> 00:28:11,092 And it was a gear I didn't -- I didn't know I had. 700 00:28:11,126 --> 00:28:12,960 Oh. 701 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:14,762 And now he's gone. 702 00:28:14,796 --> 00:28:16,830 And it's because of me. 703 00:28:16,865 --> 00:28:19,934 That's a hell of a way to go. 704 00:28:22,170 --> 00:28:24,839 -I feel better now. - Good. 705 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,481 Excuse me. 706 00:28:33,516 --> 00:28:35,016 What the hell? 707 00:28:35,051 --> 00:28:36,451 Surprise inspection. 708 00:28:36,485 --> 00:28:38,954 Oh. 709 00:28:38,988 --> 00:28:40,589 What do we have here? 710 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,428 All right! Let go! 711 00:28:46,462 --> 00:28:48,463 You are looking at a felony charge 712 00:28:48,497 --> 00:28:50,365 for obstruction of justice, Mr. Clean. 713 00:28:50,399 --> 00:28:52,201 Look, I'm just the middle-man. 714 00:28:52,235 --> 00:28:53,802 Where does this go next? 715 00:28:53,837 --> 00:28:56,371 I fax it to a guy who runs the book 716 00:28:56,406 --> 00:28:58,373 at an off-strip place in Vegas. 717 00:28:58,407 --> 00:29:00,108 I'll give you the number. 718 00:29:00,142 --> 00:29:01,409 We don't care about that guy. 719 00:29:01,443 --> 00:29:02,844 We care about your friend upstairs. 720 00:29:02,878 --> 00:29:05,380 You want us to forget we met you? 721 00:29:05,414 --> 00:29:07,082 Then you go deliver one more message. 722 00:29:07,116 --> 00:29:08,850 You tell her to be down in the lobby in 10 minutes. 723 00:29:08,885 --> 00:29:10,185 She can't leave her room. 724 00:29:10,219 --> 00:29:11,954 Oh, we'll take care of that. 725 00:29:11,988 --> 00:29:13,789 There's gonna be a fire drill. 726 00:29:13,824 --> 00:29:15,825 You're going to pull a fire alarm? 727 00:29:15,859 --> 00:29:18,061 No. You are. 728 00:29:26,271 --> 00:29:28,205 At some point, you're gonna have to tell me 729 00:29:28,239 --> 00:29:29,872 how you know about the hooker elevator. 730 00:29:29,907 --> 00:29:31,674 Yeah, I know about baseball, too. 731 00:29:31,708 --> 00:29:33,643 Doesn't make me center fielder for the Dodgers. 732 00:29:33,677 --> 00:29:35,177 Oh, there she is. You're on. 733 00:29:35,212 --> 00:29:37,980 - Oh, got it. - Go, go, go. 734 00:29:38,014 --> 00:29:40,348 - Hey. - What the... 735 00:29:40,383 --> 00:29:42,017 Come with me. 736 00:29:42,051 --> 00:29:43,218 Who are you? 737 00:29:43,252 --> 00:29:44,952 Don't worry about that. 738 00:29:44,987 --> 00:29:47,622 You're looking at conjugal visits on your honeymoon. 739 00:29:47,656 --> 00:29:48,856 Listen, this wasn't my idea. 740 00:29:48,891 --> 00:29:50,124 Oh, really? Well, whose was it? 741 00:29:50,159 --> 00:29:51,826 My maid of honor's brother. 742 00:29:51,860 --> 00:29:53,695 I was just sent messages saying that they would 743 00:29:53,729 --> 00:29:55,330 pay me 50 grand to give updates on how the jury was leaning. 744 00:29:55,364 --> 00:29:58,800 Okay. So, his idea, but you went through with it. 745 00:29:58,834 --> 00:30:00,902 Look, look, look. Please don't turn me in. 746 00:30:00,936 --> 00:30:02,771 I just wanted a better honeymoon. 747 00:30:02,805 --> 00:30:05,374 All right? I mean, it might be my last shot to see the world. 748 00:30:05,408 --> 00:30:07,109 Oh, right. At the expense 749 00:30:07,144 --> 00:30:09,011 of sending an innocent woman to prison? 750 00:30:09,045 --> 00:30:11,347 No, no, no. I was just giving a head count 751 00:30:11,381 --> 00:30:13,215 of how I thought they were gonna vote. 752 00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:15,351 I mean, I wasn't betting on the outcome. 753 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,922 I am just doing my civic duty here, okay? 754 00:30:19,956 --> 00:30:23,858 I bet you just throw the jury summons in the trash. 755 00:30:23,893 --> 00:30:25,927 I can't serve on a jury, 756 00:30:25,962 --> 00:30:29,331 me being a convicted felon and all? 757 00:30:29,366 --> 00:30:31,367 Hey, which is something you and I are gonna have in common 758 00:30:31,401 --> 00:30:32,969 once we tell the judge what you've been up to. 759 00:30:33,003 --> 00:30:34,804 No. 760 00:30:34,838 --> 00:30:37,040 What's going on with the deliberation? 761 00:30:37,074 --> 00:30:39,876 Going in, we all figured she was guilty, 762 00:30:39,910 --> 00:30:41,511 but now a few of us aren't sure. 763 00:30:41,546 --> 00:30:44,548 Like me. 764 00:30:51,146 --> 00:30:53,124 We got the juror, dead to right. 765 00:30:53,172 --> 00:30:55,607 How in the world did you guys uncover this? 766 00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:56,913 Don't ask, don't tell. 767 00:30:56,914 --> 00:30:58,949 We tell the judge. It's a slam-dunk mistrial. 768 00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,483 And then a slam-dunk retrial. 769 00:31:00,518 --> 00:31:02,219 You know, this corruption -- 770 00:31:02,253 --> 00:31:04,421 and our knowledge of it -- if it's ever exposed, 771 00:31:04,455 --> 00:31:07,090 I mean, it could be disastrous both for Isabella 772 00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:08,425 and for our firm. 773 00:31:08,459 --> 00:31:10,060 Wow, I'm sorry. 774 00:31:10,094 --> 00:31:11,394 Someone actually said something sane. 775 00:31:11,428 --> 00:31:13,329 We could keep the trial going 776 00:31:13,364 --> 00:31:15,164 but get rid of the juror. 777 00:31:15,199 --> 00:31:17,133 There is a way to get rid of the bride without a mistrial. 778 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,836 In which case we'd be making an acquittal even less likely. 779 00:31:19,870 --> 00:31:22,138 No, better to win the honest way, 780 00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:23,973 even if it proves to be the hard way. 781 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,508 Except one thing -- we're losing. 782 00:31:30,214 --> 00:31:33,917 Oh, no. Not this guy. 783 00:31:33,951 --> 00:31:35,352 Morning Joe with the dream team. 784 00:31:35,386 --> 00:31:37,420 Isabella, could I have a word? 785 00:31:37,455 --> 00:31:39,122 Um, if I may, 786 00:31:39,156 --> 00:31:42,925 a prosecution witness conversing with a defendant 787 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,094 is inadvisable for both sides. 788 00:31:45,129 --> 00:31:47,196 I was merely going to tell Isabella 789 00:31:47,231 --> 00:31:49,031 that, had no objection been raised, 790 00:31:49,066 --> 00:31:51,233 I would have said I don't believe 791 00:31:51,268 --> 00:31:53,502 she was responsible for this tragedy. 792 00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:56,037 Thank you, Wallace. 793 00:31:56,071 --> 00:31:58,039 Oh, dear. All these gloomy faces. 794 00:31:58,073 --> 00:31:59,474 Here's a zinger that might cheer you up. 795 00:31:59,508 --> 00:32:01,008 This old deaf guy 796 00:32:01,043 --> 00:32:02,409 gets fitted for a hearing aid -- 797 00:32:02,444 --> 00:32:04,077 works like a charm. 798 00:32:04,112 --> 00:32:06,246 A month later, he comes back to the doctor's office. 799 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,914 The doctor says, 800 00:32:07,948 --> 00:32:09,849 "your family must be pleased that you can hear again." 801 00:32:09,883 --> 00:32:12,051 The old deaf guy says, "I haven't told 'em yet. 802 00:32:12,086 --> 00:32:14,387 "I just sit around all day listening. 803 00:32:14,422 --> 00:32:17,190 I've changed my will three times already!" 804 00:32:17,224 --> 00:32:19,426 Changed his will three times already! 805 00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:22,496 Oldguyscrackingwise.com. Laugh riot. 806 00:32:22,530 --> 00:32:24,832 My grandpa used to tell a joke 807 00:32:24,866 --> 00:32:27,068 about an old blind guy who gets glasses -- 808 00:32:27,102 --> 00:32:29,204 No, it's cataract surgery. I know that one. 809 00:32:29,238 --> 00:32:31,206 Oh. My grandpa told it with glasses. 810 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,840 Well, he told it wrong. 811 00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:35,243 So, see you in court. 812 00:32:38,114 --> 00:32:39,180 I like him. 813 00:32:39,215 --> 00:32:40,982 Yeah. He's all right. 814 00:32:41,017 --> 00:32:43,952 You know, Wallace is Isabella's oldest friend. 815 00:32:43,986 --> 00:32:45,387 Mm. 816 00:32:45,421 --> 00:32:48,023 He does seem rather sweet on her, doesn't he? 817 00:32:52,028 --> 00:32:54,095 How sweet was Wallace on you? 818 00:32:54,130 --> 00:32:55,997 Well 819 00:32:56,032 --> 00:32:59,167 We did have a bit of an awkward exchange after the funeral 820 00:32:59,202 --> 00:33:02,204 when he was trying to be... A bit too comforting? 821 00:33:02,239 --> 00:33:03,773 Really? 822 00:33:03,808 --> 00:33:05,408 You didn't mention that during his testimony. 823 00:33:05,443 --> 00:33:07,511 I didn't find it to be relevant. 824 00:33:07,545 --> 00:33:09,880 Perhaps it's not, but tell us anyway. 825 00:33:09,914 --> 00:33:12,448 Well, I just played it off like one of his gags. 826 00:33:12,483 --> 00:33:14,183 And I think he -- I think he was upset, 827 00:33:14,218 --> 00:33:18,020 but he got the message, and then that was it. 828 00:33:18,055 --> 00:33:19,889 Unless that wasn't it. 829 00:33:19,923 --> 00:33:22,991 No mistrial. Tell the judge... 830 00:33:23,026 --> 00:33:26,494 We need to question one more witness. 831 00:33:26,529 --> 00:33:29,264 Thank you for allowing us to question you again, Mr. Clayton. 832 00:33:29,298 --> 00:33:31,866 Hey, I got enough time to make my own coal. 833 00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:33,267 Did you get that, darlin'? 834 00:33:33,302 --> 00:33:35,470 I got enough time... 835 00:33:35,505 --> 00:33:37,005 Everyone heard you, Mr. Clayton. 836 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,141 That wasn't the issue. 837 00:33:39,176 --> 00:33:40,509 Ouch. Heckled from the bench. 838 00:33:42,146 --> 00:33:45,182 You testified before this court 839 00:33:45,216 --> 00:33:47,384 that you consider Isabella to be a compadre. 840 00:33:47,418 --> 00:33:49,553 But that's a bit of an understatement, 841 00:33:49,587 --> 00:33:50,988 don't you think? 842 00:33:51,023 --> 00:33:52,823 Meaning? 843 00:33:52,857 --> 00:33:54,224 Meaning you'd like to tap that bootie. 844 00:33:54,259 --> 00:33:56,327 How dare you?! 845 00:33:56,361 --> 00:33:58,195 What does that mean, exactly? 846 00:33:58,229 --> 00:33:59,863 Objection! 847 00:33:59,897 --> 00:34:01,297 -Mr. Bash. - "Bootie" withdrawn. 848 00:34:01,332 --> 00:34:03,600 But do you deny having the hots for my client? 849 00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:08,404 She is a lovely woman. 850 00:34:08,438 --> 00:34:10,505 Yes. A woman you've resented all these years 851 00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:12,274 for not giving you what she so lovingly gave 852 00:34:12,308 --> 00:34:13,508 your deceased best friend. 853 00:34:13,543 --> 00:34:15,144 Objection! 854 00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:16,846 Withdrawn. 855 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,016 You told us that you and Harry were big yucksters. 856 00:34:20,051 --> 00:34:22,452 You ever read oldguyscrackingwise.com? 857 00:34:22,487 --> 00:34:24,255 You know that I do. 858 00:34:24,289 --> 00:34:25,923 Yeah. Me too. I'm a big fan. 859 00:34:25,957 --> 00:34:27,892 But you know what? 860 00:34:27,926 --> 00:34:29,560 I got a zinger for you. I got a zinger. 861 00:34:29,595 --> 00:34:31,262 -Man is told -- - Objection! 862 00:34:31,296 --> 00:34:33,031 A little leeway, please. 863 00:34:33,899 --> 00:34:35,266 Thank you. 864 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:37,534 A man is told by his doctor 865 00:34:37,569 --> 00:34:40,204 that any more sex would kill him. 866 00:34:40,238 --> 00:34:41,472 So he abstains for weeks. 867 00:34:41,506 --> 00:34:43,174 He sleeps downstairs in his guest room. 868 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:45,342 And then late one night, the guy runs into his wife 869 00:34:45,377 --> 00:34:46,610 on the stairwell. 870 00:34:46,645 --> 00:34:48,145 And he says to her, 871 00:34:48,180 --> 00:34:49,313 "I was coming upstairs to die --" 872 00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:50,948 No, no! No, that's not it. 873 00:34:50,982 --> 00:34:53,050 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hold on. I got it. 874 00:34:53,084 --> 00:34:56,053 He says, "I was coming up to die, and --" 875 00:34:56,087 --> 00:34:58,289 I'll tell it! 876 00:34:58,323 --> 00:35:00,124 The man says, "I was coming upstairs 877 00:35:00,159 --> 00:35:02,060 to commit suicide." 878 00:35:02,094 --> 00:35:04,362 So the wife says, "what a coincidence. 879 00:35:04,396 --> 00:35:06,163 I was coming downstairs to kill you." 880 00:35:12,571 --> 00:35:15,006 That very joke ran on your favorite website 881 00:35:15,041 --> 00:35:16,841 three days before your best friend died. 882 00:35:16,876 --> 00:35:18,176 Did Harry know this joke? 883 00:35:18,211 --> 00:35:21,113 And again, you are under oath. 884 00:35:21,148 --> 00:35:24,384 He did. 885 00:35:24,418 --> 00:35:26,153 And three nights later, 886 00:35:26,187 --> 00:35:28,355 when Harry "The butcher of all punch lines" Kaplowitz 887 00:35:28,390 --> 00:35:30,057 said to the paramedic that his wife 888 00:35:30,091 --> 00:35:32,225 was coming upstairs to kill him, 889 00:35:32,259 --> 00:35:36,495 was he not, in your opinion, simply trying to tell a joke? 890 00:35:40,967 --> 00:35:42,868 He was. 891 00:35:42,903 --> 00:35:45,304 But you've kept it to yourself all this time, 892 00:35:45,338 --> 00:35:47,239 cruelly punishing Isabella Kaplowitz 893 00:35:47,273 --> 00:35:49,908 for rebuffing your advances. 894 00:35:49,943 --> 00:35:52,612 Have you not, sir? 895 00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:58,352 No further questions. 896 00:36:15,783 --> 00:36:18,418 Ladies and gentlemen, 897 00:36:18,452 --> 00:36:24,357 well, as I said before, this is a love story. 898 00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:26,392 Now, as it turns out, 899 00:36:26,426 --> 00:36:28,461 it's a love triangle. 900 00:36:28,495 --> 00:36:32,664 You see, what had been spun as a dying accusation 901 00:36:32,699 --> 00:36:36,837 was, in fact, the ultimate profession of love, 902 00:36:36,871 --> 00:36:39,707 uttered by Harry, so we're told, 903 00:36:39,741 --> 00:36:43,244 with a smile on his face, 904 00:36:43,278 --> 00:36:46,581 a final tip of the hat to the woman 905 00:36:46,615 --> 00:36:49,651 that loved him so indescribably, 906 00:36:49,685 --> 00:36:53,721 and who ultimately granted him that wish to live -- 907 00:36:53,755 --> 00:36:56,758 and, if need be, to die -- 908 00:36:56,792 --> 00:37:00,227 on his own terms. 909 00:37:00,262 --> 00:37:01,796 - Not bad. - Team effort. 910 00:37:01,830 --> 00:37:03,564 Mm. We still have a rogue juror. 911 00:37:03,598 --> 00:37:04,765 We want to win fair. 912 00:37:04,799 --> 00:37:07,368 Patience. 913 00:37:07,402 --> 00:37:09,937 ...Showed me more positions than I ever remember 914 00:37:09,971 --> 00:37:11,638 in the "Kama Sutra." 915 00:37:11,673 --> 00:37:15,409 Now, is Isabella's loyalty to Harry 916 00:37:15,443 --> 00:37:18,546 not the purest expression of love 917 00:37:18,580 --> 00:37:20,816 that we could ever imagine? 918 00:37:20,850 --> 00:37:24,486 And how could we in all good conscience 919 00:37:24,521 --> 00:37:27,489 send this woman to prison 920 00:37:27,524 --> 00:37:30,526 for loving her husband so? 921 00:37:30,561 --> 00:37:34,663 Surely, ladies and gentlemen... 922 00:37:34,698 --> 00:37:36,532 We cannot. 923 00:37:36,566 --> 00:37:38,567 Thank you. 924 00:37:40,870 --> 00:37:42,872 Wait! 925 00:37:42,906 --> 00:37:46,408 Um, I, uh, I think that I put the wrong date 926 00:37:46,443 --> 00:37:47,843 on the invitations! 927 00:37:49,379 --> 00:37:51,880 And I forgot chicken on the menu! 928 00:37:51,915 --> 00:37:54,316 And if I don't get to a treadmill, 929 00:37:54,351 --> 00:37:56,418 my wedding dress is going to be worthless! 930 00:37:56,452 --> 00:37:57,786 Bailiffs! 931 00:37:57,820 --> 00:38:00,355 I told you not to pick me for this!! 932 00:38:00,390 --> 00:38:02,357 What are you looking at, dickhead?! 933 00:38:02,392 --> 00:38:04,526 What are you looking at? Turn around! 934 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,194 I have things to do today! 935 00:38:06,229 --> 00:38:07,863 I can't do this today! 936 00:38:07,897 --> 00:38:09,698 I'm not ready! 937 00:38:09,732 --> 00:38:11,200 Calm down. 938 00:38:11,234 --> 00:38:12,768 ...Down at the reception hall! 939 00:38:14,303 --> 00:38:17,306 She really commits, doesn't she? 940 00:38:24,246 --> 00:38:26,715 Hey, how's the baby? 941 00:38:26,749 --> 00:38:28,383 What baby? 942 00:38:28,418 --> 00:38:29,851 Oh, he's -- he's great. 943 00:38:29,886 --> 00:38:31,553 He's great. Thank you. 944 00:38:31,587 --> 00:38:32,587 I thought it was a girl. 945 00:38:32,622 --> 00:38:34,289 She's great, too. 946 00:38:34,323 --> 00:38:35,490 Uh, twins. 947 00:38:35,524 --> 00:38:37,158 Did you get my gift baskets? 948 00:38:37,192 --> 00:38:38,826 Yeah, thank you for the gift. 949 00:38:38,861 --> 00:38:40,294 Don't thank me. I never sent them. 950 00:38:40,328 --> 00:38:42,529 Then who did? 951 00:38:42,564 --> 00:38:44,297 I didn't send a gift 952 00:38:44,332 --> 00:38:45,966 because you didn't have a baby. 953 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,834 Yes, he did. 954 00:38:47,869 --> 00:38:49,436 Right! Yeah. 955 00:38:49,470 --> 00:38:51,504 I mean, I'll show you a picture if you want, 956 00:38:51,539 --> 00:38:53,340 but I got to warn you, they're fresh out the oven, so... 957 00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,142 Oh, yeah, there's a lot of slime involved. 958 00:38:55,177 --> 00:38:56,344 Yeah -- 959 00:38:56,378 --> 00:38:57,545 Sure, I'd love to see it. 960 00:38:57,579 --> 00:38:58,780 You do? Yeah. 961 00:38:58,814 --> 00:38:59,815 How far you want to go with this? 962 00:38:59,849 --> 00:39:01,216 I'm done. 963 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:02,484 I didn't have a baby. 964 00:39:02,518 --> 00:39:03,852 How'd you know? 965 00:39:03,887 --> 00:39:06,456 I'm a holy man. 966 00:39:06,490 --> 00:39:07,824 - Well, I... - Like a psychic? 967 00:39:07,858 --> 00:39:10,526 Like I checked it out with Infeld. 968 00:39:12,462 --> 00:39:14,162 I'm sorry. 969 00:39:14,197 --> 00:39:16,298 I was in a hurry, and I made up a little white lie. 970 00:39:16,332 --> 00:39:18,933 I apologize. Forgiven? 971 00:39:18,968 --> 00:39:20,735 No. 972 00:39:20,769 --> 00:39:22,737 Really? You're a spiritual adviser? 973 00:39:22,771 --> 00:39:24,238 It seems...wrong. 974 00:39:24,273 --> 00:39:27,608 I like lawyers who are honest. 975 00:39:27,643 --> 00:39:29,544 I'll do the case for free. How about that? 976 00:39:29,578 --> 00:39:31,312 - That's fair. Okay. - Okay. 977 00:39:31,347 --> 00:39:32,513 Hey. Verdict was reached. 978 00:39:32,548 --> 00:39:33,781 Okay, we gotta run. 979 00:39:33,816 --> 00:39:35,450 Whatever you say. 980 00:39:35,484 --> 00:39:38,153 Yeah, later. Oh, by the way, Sparky -- 981 00:39:38,187 --> 00:39:39,822 you have one more shot with Janie. 982 00:39:44,862 --> 00:39:45,895 How did he know about Janie? 983 00:39:45,929 --> 00:39:47,430 I don't know. 984 00:39:47,464 --> 00:39:49,365 Have you reached a verdict? 985 00:39:49,399 --> 00:39:51,567 We have, your honor. 986 00:39:51,602 --> 00:39:54,937 In the matter of California vs. Isabella Kaplowitz, 987 00:39:54,972 --> 00:39:58,641 we, the jury, find the defendant not guilty. 988 00:39:58,675 --> 00:39:59,742 Yeah! 989 00:40:02,513 --> 00:40:04,881 Indeed. 990 00:40:04,915 --> 00:40:06,849 Uh, I need one of those. 991 00:40:06,884 --> 00:40:09,585 Excuse me. 992 00:40:11,354 --> 00:40:12,688 It makes me really happy. 993 00:40:12,722 --> 00:40:14,690 So, Hilary, yes, call Raul. 994 00:40:14,724 --> 00:40:16,325 Tell him dinner at 8:00. 995 00:40:16,359 --> 00:40:19,394 And tell him to open a '91 bottle of that Red Hawk 996 00:40:19,428 --> 00:40:21,329 that he's been going on about. 997 00:40:21,364 --> 00:40:22,664 All right, thank you. 998 00:40:22,698 --> 00:40:24,199 Wow. Somebody's celebrating tonight. 999 00:40:24,233 --> 00:40:25,600 You're all joining me! 1000 00:40:25,635 --> 00:40:27,235 You always roll this big? 1001 00:40:27,269 --> 00:40:29,037 Well, this is a little rich for us. 1002 00:40:29,071 --> 00:40:31,173 The '91 Hawk -- that's a $5,000 bottle of wine. 1003 00:40:31,207 --> 00:40:33,942 Admittedly it's a tad higher-end than usual, 1004 00:40:33,976 --> 00:40:36,444 but the bill wasn't so hard to swallow 1005 00:40:36,478 --> 00:40:38,946 in light of the Vegas jackpot that I just hit. 1006 00:40:38,981 --> 00:40:41,283 Whoa, whoa. You did not. 1007 00:40:41,317 --> 00:40:43,385 Well, when the odds were 50 to 1 against me, 1008 00:40:43,419 --> 00:40:44,653 how could I resist? 1009 00:40:44,687 --> 00:40:46,621 I mean, there's nothing unethical 1010 00:40:46,656 --> 00:40:47,822 about betting on oneself, 1011 00:40:47,857 --> 00:40:49,357 as far as I know. 1012 00:40:49,391 --> 00:40:51,392 So, cocktails 7:30 tonight. 1013 00:40:51,427 --> 00:40:53,695 Bring a lady if you must. 1014 00:40:53,729 --> 00:40:56,564 But don't get pissy when they want to come home with me. 1015 00:40:56,598 --> 00:40:58,733 He's not kidding. 1016 00:40:58,767 --> 00:41:00,668 We should have gotten on that action. 1017 00:41:00,703 --> 00:41:02,203 We did. 1018 00:41:02,237 --> 00:41:03,871 I parlayed the Cabo vacation fund. 1019 00:41:03,905 --> 00:41:05,406 You the man! 1020 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:06,674 Yeah, I'm the man. 1021 00:41:06,708 --> 00:41:08,275 - Wait a minute. - Huh? 1022 00:41:08,310 --> 00:41:09,844 You were betting against us winning. 1023 00:41:09,878 --> 00:41:11,412 Well, it was like 50 to 1 odds. 1024 00:41:11,447 --> 00:41:12,814 I mean, you know, it's a sure thing. 1025 00:41:12,848 --> 00:41:14,248 No, no, no. How much? 1026 00:41:14,283 --> 00:41:15,917 How much?! 1027 00:41:17,986 --> 00:41:20,521 Ohh. Ohh. 1028 00:41:20,555 --> 00:41:21,889 You all right? 1029 00:41:21,923 --> 00:41:23,557 No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! 1030 00:41:23,592 --> 00:41:24,758 Wait, listen! 1031 00:41:24,793 --> 00:41:26,461 You're getting it all wrong! 1032 00:41:26,495 --> 00:41:28,897 ♪ You've got a wonderful thing going on ♪ 1033 00:41:28,922 --> 00:41:32,922 == sync, corrected by elderman == 72460

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