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Sorry...
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- Brunch shift.
- No.
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Someday we can get brunch.
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Someday.
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Hi.
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Thom's drunk friend from the bar.
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That's me, Thom's drunk friend.
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Can we...
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Can we talk?
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Sure.
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Do you have anything to drink?
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I'm not an alcoholic.
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It's cool. It's a Saturday.
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Thanks.
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Mmm-hmm.
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- So, Thom and I...
- Motherfucker.
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Yeah.
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He's cheating on me?
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No, he's cheating on me, actually.
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Four years. Sorry.
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Oh...
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Well, I guess that makes me feel better.
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Good, that is why I'm here.
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Why are you here?
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He was supposed to tell you...
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Before Christmas.
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I saw your texts.
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If I were you, I would've just
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taped a note to a brick or something.
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I still might.
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I was probably the only person
who didn't see it coming.
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I guess he never talked about me.
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I'm telling his mother.
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Get out your phone. Call him.
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Call him.
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Wait, no...
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I don't know.
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I guess you seemed nice...
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Your face.
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I'm aware I'm basing
this entirely on something
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as superficial as your
physical appearance.
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But, yeah.
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You seemed... nice.
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And just completely unaware...
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Of anything.
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Thank you.
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You know, I try really hard...
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to be a good person.
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There's people hurting all around me,
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and I just want to
help them to be happy.
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You know, I think about
it in every situation.
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What would a good person do?
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Because I know inherently, I'm not.
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I'm just...
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aspiring.
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That sounds exhausting.
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It is.
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I'm sorry.
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Fuck it. I'm not, I don't think.
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Babe, I've got something to tell you.
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Babe, I've got something to tell you.
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Babe, I've got something to tell you.
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Babe, I've got something to tell you.
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Babe, I've got something to tell you.
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We need to talk, so... sit down.
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Funny story, Babe.
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When I asked you to marry me,
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I wasn't actually trying to
ask you to marry me, per se.
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It's just that you seemed
really irrationally upset
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that I hadn't gotten you
an anniversary present.
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And I didn't even know that we
were dating dating, actually,
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so I just bought a ring
off some chick at the bar,
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and then I dropped
it because I'm clumsy.
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I've always been clumsy, you know that.
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Then I bent down to pick
it up, and when I looked up,
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there you were, just saying yes.
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Just so fast.
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And I, uh...
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Hey, babe!
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Babe, I can explain.
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- So it was all an accident?
- More like a misunderstanding.
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So you don't want to marry me?
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No, it's not that I
don't want to marry you,
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it's just that I...
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Well, yeah, I guess I
don't want to marry you.
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Oh, thank God.
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- You're not mad?
- No, I'm not mad. I could kiss you.
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Come here.
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Yes!
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- I love you.
- Oh!
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No, I mean...
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Just stop.
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I hate you.
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- What?
- I meant, I... hate me.
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Yeah... Me too.
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You hate me?
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No, I mean...
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Cause I do actually
just... fucking hate you.
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So you want to know who was better?
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Fuck you.
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I've never done this before.
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What?
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With a guy?
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With anyone other than Thom.
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No.
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It wasn't obvious?
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No.
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So are you guys gonna
try to stay together?
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Open things up?
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- No, that'd just be...
- Against your moral code?
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Sorry.
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No, you're right.
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No.
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I have to go.
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And if Thom calls me?
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Do whatever you want.
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I was gonna ask what you
wanted me to say, or not say...
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I'll tell him.
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I should be the one to tell him.
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What's gonna happen, do you think?
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That's personal.
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That's personal.
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You can call me too, you know.
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I'm just gonna get dressed outside.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How's crazy Kathy?
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Such a mess.
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She doesn't know how to break it to him.
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Ahh.
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Poor guy.
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Yeah.
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You know, I'm really glad
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that we don't have communication issues.
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So maybe we should take this shit down?
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Yeah.
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Maybe we should leave it up...
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Just for a little while.
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You want to?
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Yeah.
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I do.
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Okay.
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