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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:30,890 The year is 50 BC, 2 00:00:31,060 --> 00:00:33,699 Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans, 3 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:35,293 Entirely? Not quite, 4 00:00:35,460 --> 00:00:38,338 One small village of indomitable Gauls 5 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:41,890 still holds out against the invaders, 6 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:44,255 Under the watchful eye of the Roman camps 7 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:47,890 Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Compendium, 8 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:51,018 all these Gauls enjoy a peaceful existence, 9 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:53,774 All? Not quite, 10 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:57,729 This morning, one of them has woken well before the others, 11 00:00:57,860 --> 00:01:00,090 Fly safely, Telegraphix. 12 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:04,568 A Gaul may be indomitable 13 00:01:04,740 --> 00:01:07,652 but can be conquered, 14 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:11,338 For a while now, Lovesix's heart 15 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:15,254 beats only for Irina, Princess of Greece, 16 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:58,971 ASTERIX AT THE OLYMPIC GAMES 17 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:56,895 Princess, look. Telegraphix is back. 18 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:04,496 What have you brought me now? 19 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:19,419 Today, Irina, I begin my journey 20 00:04:19,580 --> 00:04:22,492 And your love will be my guide 21 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:25,971 At last your eyes my face will see 22 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:30,254 In three moons, my sweet, I shall be at your side 23 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:32,733 Three moons... 24 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:03,169 OLYMPIC GAMES SELECTION OF BEST ATHLETES 25 00:05:11,340 --> 00:05:13,058 Hello, is this the entrance? 26 00:05:13,220 --> 00:05:15,370 - Get to the back. - Shrimp! 27 00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:17,974 - Cool it! - Sweep out the stadium! 28 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:21,015 STAFF ENTRANCE HIRING NOW 29 00:05:22,980 --> 00:05:24,379 Sorry. 30 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:37,814 Never! I'll never marry him! 31 00:05:38,660 --> 00:05:42,369 You'll marry Caesar's son Brutus after the games! 32 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:45,697 You owe it to Greece to ease the Roman occupation. 33 00:05:45,820 --> 00:05:49,972 Father, you embody the grandeur of our civilization. 34 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,091 How can you obey a tyrant? 35 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:56,528 Caesar rules the world. We have to accept it! 36 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:59,333 I won't marry Brutus 37 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,531 because I love another. 38 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:05,653 Your mysterious Prince Charming with his schmaltzy drivel. 39 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,611 I'm in love with his words. 40 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,531 The words of a poet 41 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:14,610 engraved upon my heart. 42 00:06:14,940 --> 00:06:17,613 Even Apollo couldn't make me forget them. 43 00:06:22,060 --> 00:06:23,812 Maybe Brutus writes them. 44 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:27,651 Brutus is a brave, virtuous, upstanding fellow. 45 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:31,654 And an intrepid horseman too, I hear. 46 00:06:33,820 --> 00:06:34,889 Honest! 47 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:52,892 Praetorians, halt! 48 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:57,131 We weren't expecting you, Brutus. 49 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:05,374 Tweety! 50 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,259 Tweety! 51 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:14,011 Gently, Tweety! 52 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:16,088 Gently! 53 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:34,611 It's nothing. A slippery leopard skin. 54 00:07:36,260 --> 00:07:37,659 Silenceus! 55 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:42,455 Have the groom quartered. 56 00:07:43,740 --> 00:07:46,300 And get this damn bird stuffed! 57 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:54,251 I desire your heart as Caesar desires the world 58 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:57,698 Armed with my love, I launch my attack 59 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:00,739 The pretty weasel, the charming deer, 60 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:02,738 The jay, the slow worm, 61 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,253 My friends of the woods 62 00:08:04,580 --> 00:08:06,730 Dance along in my footsteps 63 00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:09,689 To cry out as one with me... 64 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:11,259 Irina! 65 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,013 It's you? 66 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:16,334 It's him? 67 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:18,413 It's me! 68 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:21,769 Brutus! 69 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:25,777 You're here so early! 70 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:27,459 Traffic was light. 71 00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:32,574 I was eager to meet my betrothed. 72 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,891 You didn't lie, Obnoxias. 73 00:08:35,060 --> 00:08:36,459 She's magnificent. 74 00:08:39,580 --> 00:08:40,808 I bear gifts. 75 00:08:41,260 --> 00:08:42,454 Showtime! 76 00:08:45,820 --> 00:08:47,458 Pretty imposing, huh? 77 00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:50,934 It's me and you. And a big lion. 78 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:55,773 Picture it at home. I used my imagination. 79 00:08:56,860 --> 00:08:58,179 And that's not all. 80 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:02,976 I know you like poetry and it just so happens... 81 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:06,774 I'm a big fan myself. 82 00:09:07,140 --> 00:09:08,937 I've written a few lines 83 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:10,972 in praise of your beauty. 84 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,499 Helmet! 85 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,494 First, when there's nothing 86 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:30,369 But a slow glowing dream That your fear seems to hide 87 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:33,175 Deep inside your mind 88 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,858 All alone, I have cried 89 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:39,012 Silent tears full of pride 90 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:43,492 In a world made of steel, made of stone 91 00:09:44,660 --> 00:09:48,130 What a feeling, being's believing... 92 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,331 Well, it's not... 93 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,051 - Am I ridiculous? - Not at all! 94 00:09:57,220 --> 00:09:58,539 I am. It's because 95 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:01,339 I wasn't totally into it. I'll try it again. 96 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:03,337 - No way! - Who said that? 97 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,172 I did. 98 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:08,018 My name is Lovesix. 99 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:14,776 - What's your name? - Lovesix. 100 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:18,256 I'm from the only village in Gaul resisting Caesar! 101 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:19,615 Are you now? 102 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:21,777 I love Princess Irina and... 103 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:24,970 I want to marry her. 104 00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:35,058 How dare you defy Brutus? 105 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:36,619 Are you an emperor's son? 106 00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:38,452 What mighty feats make you 107 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:40,736 worthy of the hand of a princess? 108 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,777 - I'll win the Olympic Games! - Will you now? 109 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:01,413 So what do I do now? Tell me. I don't get it. 110 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:03,138 Throw myself at your feet? 111 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,495 Do a Zorba dance? 112 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,656 Very funny, little Gaul. 113 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:14,538 Quarter him! 114 00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:17,049 - No! - No? 115 00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:20,217 - I accept the challenge. - What challenge? 116 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,496 I'll marry the winner of the Games. 117 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:25,219 What is this tosh? 118 00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:29,295 The King of Greece must marry his daughter 119 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:33,055 to a man who is as brave as the Greek people. 120 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:35,097 Here I am! 121 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:38,333 Just a sec. 122 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:45,738 Playing hard to get, huh? 123 00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:48,371 I like it. I like it! 124 00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:52,368 All right... 125 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:56,415 Basically, if those are my daughter's wishes, 126 00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:59,769 those are the king's wishes. 127 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:03,336 - Meaning? - Well... So be it! 128 00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:10,859 I'll tell my dad. 129 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:14,175 Wait! He's just a tiny Gaul. 130 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:19,609 Clear off! 131 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,293 On your chariot! 132 00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:24,299 Your rags. 133 00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:39,812 Strength is dumb. 134 00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:41,732 Why say that, Obelix? 135 00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:44,411 It's dumb and it's mean. 136 00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:46,138 Wolves eat lambs, 137 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,416 sharks eat little fishies, 138 00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:50,571 spiders eat flies... 139 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,730 The weakest are always the kindest. 140 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:56,209 We can try to defend the weak. 141 00:12:57,260 --> 00:13:01,173 But when I slap someone strong, since I'm stronger, 142 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:03,774 he becomes weak. 143 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:07,649 When the Romans attack, we're weak. We have to fight back. 144 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:11,092 True strength means holding back your strength. 145 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:15,416 I'll never be strong again. 146 00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:26,693 - What's up? - No idea. 147 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:28,970 I'll ask him. 148 00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:44,053 Excuse me, Roman. Is someone chasing you? 149 00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:46,213 We saw you jogging so... 150 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:48,655 We thought a boar was after you. 151 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:50,538 You call this jogging? 152 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:53,897 I'm Gluteus Maximus! The fastest man in the Roman Empire! 153 00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:56,011 You do walk a little fast. 154 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:05,732 I'm the strongest! 155 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:10,291 I've been selected to represent Rome at the Olympic Games, by Jupiter! 156 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,412 I'll give you jogging! 157 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,379 Catch this! 158 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,491 See, you just can't help yourself. 159 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:31,057 It's because of the tree. 160 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:32,699 Yeah, sure... 161 00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:34,498 Without trees, he'd be fine. 162 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:37,174 That's forests for you. You meet a lot of trees. 163 00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:45,729 Gluteus! 164 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,693 It's the wind. 165 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:51,580 It pushed you and it uprooted the tree. 166 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:52,809 Absolutely. 167 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:54,698 I'm the strongest! 168 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:58,537 Make your day! Go ahead, you Gaul! 169 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:03,812 It's not right to want to be the strongest all the time! 170 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,450 - I'm sick of being the Roman! - Your turn. 171 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:16,769 No, I'm sick of losing. 172 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:19,773 - I'm Asterix, not a Roman! - Let me slap you. 173 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:21,419 Lovesix! 174 00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:25,652 Lovesix is back! 175 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:27,299 He's here! 176 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:31,534 Lovesix is here! Lovesix is back! 177 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:22,496 Caesar doesn't age... 178 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:25,419 He matures. 179 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:30,657 His hair doesn't go grey... It lightens. 180 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:34,172 Caesar is immortal... 181 00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:35,859 for years to come. 182 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,734 Caesar is mighty, all-conquering. 183 00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:46,852 He's a leopard, 184 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,732 a samurai. 185 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:52,496 He's indebted to no man. 186 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,810 Not Rocco or his brothers 187 00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:57,491 or the Sicilian clan! 188 00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:02,459 Caesar has the right stuff. 189 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:07,129 The Academy even named Caesar Best Emperor. 190 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,133 Ave, me! 191 00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:22,017 Ave! 192 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:24,216 It's me, Brutus. Open up! 193 00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:25,859 Code? 194 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,931 29AJC48. 195 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,691 Tenacius, the code. 196 00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:38,498 - Code? - The door code. 197 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:39,809 4. 198 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,299 7. 199 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:44,533 No, 1,000! 200 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,494 - Do you know it? - No, he does. 201 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,258 Get lost. 202 00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:55,253 A- V-E-U... 203 00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,930 - 24! - Enough already! 204 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,897 As for you... don't move, whatever you do. 205 00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:06,698 Stay! You'll like it. 206 00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:09,538 Battering ram! 207 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:16,373 Ave, Caesar. Your son's here. 208 00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:17,893 He knows. 209 00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:22,097 Egypt has her 7 plagues. Caesar has Brutus. 210 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,533 Ave, Dad. I was in Greece. 211 00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:31,096 - A word. - He's listening. 212 00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:35,939 A small hitch. My wedding has been delayed. 213 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:39,052 It's OK, nothing serious. 214 00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:42,576 That slob Obnoxias will marry her to the Olympic winner. 215 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:49,094 So, I've decided to represent Rome! 216 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,773 - Who? You? - Yeah! 217 00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:54,612 - Ridiculous! - Why? 218 00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:56,856 You can't represent yourself! 219 00:18:56,980 --> 00:19:01,132 - Romans run faster, jump higher... - Me! 220 00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:04,377 Caesar is Roman. The world is well conceived. 221 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:07,659 Your proper place is behind Caesar! 222 00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:11,210 - I'm going anyway. - Caesar says no! 223 00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:15,499 - Whatever... - By Jupiter! Speak up! 224 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:22,174 It's always the same. 225 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:25,019 Whenever I want the slightest thing, 226 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:28,099 you cut me down. If Mama were here... 227 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,818 Forget your mother! 228 00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:34,857 So be it. The die is cast. 229 00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:37,210 If you want to show off, do it! 230 00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:39,211 Go Greek on me! 231 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:41,174 Dad! 232 00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:43,412 Excuse me. 233 00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:47,499 I brought you a souvenir from Greece, a bag of olives. 234 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,258 My taster's dead. 235 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,372 Oh, they're pitted. 236 00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,137 This year alone, 237 00:19:56,300 --> 00:20:00,691 your little gifts have cost me 47 tasters! 238 00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:04,733 Really? 47? That's a lot. 239 00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:08,456 No, but these are kosher. 240 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,419 Go on, swallow it. 241 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,250 One leopard had to go. 242 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:48,692 Lovesix is back from Greece. Let's give him a fitting welcome! 243 00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:51,850 Where is our great traveller? 244 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,815 Lovesix, what are you up to? 245 00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,459 Carry me over! 246 00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:01,612 Is that a Greek custom? 247 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,168 To marry the Princess, I must win the Olympics. 248 00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:08,816 I never will, so I'd rather hang. 249 00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:11,892 Lovesix, you're hanging by your feet... 250 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,655 I want to love, not die. 251 00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:18,449 - Win the what? - The Olympic Games. 252 00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:20,736 They're held every 4 years. 253 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:24,575 For Greeks and Roman provinces only. 254 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,260 We're Gauls! We're not allowed to go. 255 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,819 He hangs, so lovesick 256 00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:33,017 But upside down, he'll just be sick! 257 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:34,693 That's excellent! 258 00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:37,738 No one's listening. 259 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:40,175 - I'll help you win the games. - What's that? 260 00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:43,013 - I have a heart. - That's irrelevant. 261 00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:47,014 - We're Gauls, not Romans. - Let's dress up as Romans! 262 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:50,098 - How? - I'll cut off my moustache. 263 00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:54,573 By Toutatis! 264 00:21:54,740 --> 00:21:56,492 We are Romans! 265 00:21:57,180 --> 00:21:58,932 Romans? Since when? 266 00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:02,932 Since Julius Caesar conquered Gaul! 267 00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:07,173 We didn't fight at Gergovia for nothing! 268 00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:10,377 Calm down. It's bad for your heart. 269 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,172 Asterix is right. 270 00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:15,298 We're a Roman province, so we're Romans! 271 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:16,859 Kissy kissy... 272 00:22:17,260 --> 00:22:18,659 We can take part? 273 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,376 And win? 274 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,139 Wed a princess? 275 00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:30,097 I'll go to Greece, too. 276 00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:32,734 Why not? To sing my hymn to Gaul! 277 00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:42,377 Obelix, the strong, the weak... 278 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:45,373 I just confiscated the harp. 279 00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:49,895 Asterix and Obelix will take Lovesix to Olympia! 280 00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:54,058 Teach Caesar a lesson once and for all! 281 00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:59,210 I'll come, too. I'll make my potion there. 282 00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:03,299 Up with us Romans! 283 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:09,494 Up with us Romans! 284 00:23:13,940 --> 00:23:15,339 Potion? 285 00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:18,372 A secret weapon! We must tell Caesar. 286 00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:22,010 Know what Caesar does to bearers of bad news? 287 00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:31,336 Nice. Gentlemen. 288 00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:33,539 Not that way. 289 00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:35,816 One day I'll fly away... 290 00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:38,938 - These Gauls are crazy! - Let's go. 291 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,738 - I'm the best! - Superb! 292 00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:48,652 Look at that hold! 293 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:50,219 Look at my abs! 294 00:23:50,380 --> 00:23:51,938 My dorsals! My pecs! 295 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,489 3 pecs! What a eunuch! 296 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,813 - Your neck? - Eunuch. 297 00:23:56,980 --> 00:24:00,575 I had him snipped. He was partying all night. 298 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:02,935 I'm tired of sport. 299 00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:05,216 Help me. I'm stiff all over. 300 00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:08,815 How did I do in the high jump? 301 00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:12,132 12 feet, O great Brutus. 302 00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:13,619 The long jump? 303 00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:15,856 26 feet, O very great Brutus. 304 00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:18,136 I'm progressing. The wide jump? 305 00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:21,333 No such thing! 306 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:23,573 I'll sleep now. 307 00:24:23,740 --> 00:24:26,652 Silenceus! Sing me a song. 308 00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:32,208 Brutus is great 309 00:24:32,820 --> 00:24:34,572 Brutus is first-rate 310 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:38,096 Brutus is courageous Brutus is generous 311 00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:40,933 He'd give gold to the poor 312 00:24:41,540 --> 00:24:44,691 No, not the poor! Get real! 313 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:46,813 Count the press-ups. 314 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:50,976 596, 597, 315 00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:52,892 598, 316 00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:54,573 599, 317 00:24:54,740 --> 00:24:56,378 600... 318 00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:10,213 Ave, Brutus! 319 00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:11,693 Ave! 320 00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:19,853 Formation time! A tortoise. 321 00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:21,538 Tortoise formation! 322 00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:30,577 - That's no tortoise. - It is. 323 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,372 No, it's not. 324 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:36,732 It is, in army terms, that's a tortoise formation. 325 00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:40,059 In army terms. But in animal terms, 326 00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:42,774 it's round with 4 paws and an ugly mug. 327 00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:46,254 That's a tortoise. I want it in animal terms. 328 00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:50,531 Tortoise formation in animal terms! 329 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:04,654 Now that's what I call a tortoise. 330 00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:09,331 What's that formation? 331 00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:13,096 It's an... attack formation. 332 00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:16,656 - Attacking what? - Well, attacking us. 333 00:26:18,380 --> 00:26:20,450 Us? 334 00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:30,455 What? 335 00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:32,690 - The Games... - Yes, what? 336 00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:34,532 If you want to win... 337 00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:38,097 What am I doing? Train hard! 338 00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:43,817 I mean, great Brutus, you have to run, throw, wrestle... yourself. 339 00:26:43,940 --> 00:26:45,737 Wait a minute. 340 00:26:45,860 --> 00:26:48,852 - Was that an order? - No! 341 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:52,296 - Yes, it was an order! - It wasn't. 342 00:26:52,460 --> 00:26:55,179 Silenceus, did he give me an order? 343 00:26:56,700 --> 00:27:00,295 Sometimes I regret having your tongue cut out. Speak up! 344 00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:08,612 You gave me an order. 345 00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:11,051 But it doesn't matter. 346 00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:13,654 Sin confessed, sin half pardoned. 347 00:27:13,820 --> 00:27:16,971 Say: "Yes, I gave you an order. " 348 00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,169 Yes... 349 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:20,653 I gave... 350 00:27:20,780 --> 00:27:22,213 you... Ah, you! 351 00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:26,572 I gave you an order. 352 00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:27,974 There you go. 353 00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:32,579 You were scared? I'm not a monster. 354 00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:34,897 Thought you'd be quartered? 355 00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:38,530 Thought he'd be quartered! 356 00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:43,100 Throw him to the lions! That'll teach him! 357 00:27:52,180 --> 00:27:55,490 I have just what you need, great Brutus. 358 00:27:55,660 --> 00:27:58,333 A new elixir I made myself. 359 00:28:00,420 --> 00:28:03,253 I called it EPO, Elixir Pro Olympics. 360 00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:07,574 My masterpiece. 361 00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:11,289 It can't be detected by the beetle test. 362 00:28:11,860 --> 00:28:12,849 Does it work? 363 00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:14,499 Does EPO work? 364 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:19,253 I'll turn your athletes into Apollos! 365 00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:34,573 Silenceus. 366 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:36,292 Put it down. 367 00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:42,698 Last time. 368 00:28:42,820 --> 00:28:45,812 So, tell me... in this mess, 369 00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:49,535 would you have something to eliminate a guy who... 370 00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:52,534 rules over the world and his son... 371 00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:56,732 and whose son wants to get rid of him? 372 00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:01,092 You want to kill Caesar? 373 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:03,972 Do you or don't you? 374 00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:07,212 For Caesar, I don't have something... 375 00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:10,292 I have the thing! 376 00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:12,656 What're you waiting for? Go get it. 377 00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:14,299 Come here, you. 378 00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:20,174 Great Brutus, this is Covadinpus! 379 00:29:21,420 --> 00:29:24,856 An inventor of killing machines. Remarkable boy. 380 00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:26,658 Very inventive. 381 00:29:27,260 --> 00:29:28,739 You bullshitting me? 382 00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:32,368 No, never, O great Brutus. 383 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:11,894 Doctorjekyllus, I'll use you for my next experiments, 384 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,459 you piece of sh... 385 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:20,451 What's your name, dwarf? 386 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:22,494 Covadinpus. 387 00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:24,013 Covadinpoo... 388 00:30:25,420 --> 00:30:27,058 I'm Brutus. 389 00:30:27,220 --> 00:30:30,735 Great Brutus! Evil Brutus! Call me what you like. 390 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:32,413 My rules are simple. 391 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:37,529 If you make me happy and content, I'll cover you in gold. 392 00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:40,130 But if you disappoint me... 393 00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:45,010 I'll have you quartered! 394 00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:50,053 What have you got? 395 00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:54,738 It depends on the kind of death you want. 396 00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:58,051 Slow... fast... alone on the couch... 397 00:30:58,220 --> 00:31:01,656 hideous agony... death by poisoning... 398 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:04,539 No, just dead, nothing fancy. 399 00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:12,499 I was parched! 400 00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:15,574 I think I have the solution. 401 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:18,096 - Dissolution! - What? 402 00:31:18,260 --> 00:31:21,218 Dissolution! Dissolve him. 403 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:25,055 It looks just like bath salts... 404 00:31:25,220 --> 00:31:29,293 It smells just like bath salts, but it isn't. 405 00:31:29,660 --> 00:31:32,493 With this, he's dissolved in a flash. 406 00:31:32,660 --> 00:31:34,935 - Size of the bath? - 30 by 10. 407 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,971 30 by 10? 408 00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:38,619 No more than 4 grains. 409 00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:41,089 Is it for a wedding, a birth? 410 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,499 A retirement. 411 00:31:44,180 --> 00:31:45,898 I'll see you in Olympia. 412 00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:47,732 Greece is a long haul. 413 00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:51,210 Greece! The Acropolis... its sky blue sea... 414 00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:08,095 Listen. It ends with: 415 00:32:08,980 --> 00:32:12,450 "I drift forever among the whales 416 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:21,939 Your love in my heart is the wind in my sails" 417 00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:27,091 How do you manage to put words together so beautifully? 418 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:30,298 First, I eat. A little. 419 00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:35,776 Then, I have to forget I'm strong. And the words just flow. 420 00:32:36,660 --> 00:32:38,378 You've made me hungry. 421 00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:44,059 For a few days, 422 00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:48,259 Rome will lose its status as capital of the Empire 423 00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:50,297 for another city 424 00:32:50,460 --> 00:32:55,250 attracts the athletes and supporters from around the world, 425 00:32:55,420 --> 00:33:00,050 The champions from every province will nobly compete 426 00:33:00,220 --> 00:33:04,736 and thus celebrate the universal virtue of sport 427 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:09,212 in the magnificent city that symbolises it: 428 00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:10,699 Olympia! 429 00:33:34,940 --> 00:33:37,454 J ust a second, you two. I D parchment! 430 00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:41,419 - Ave, Caesar! - Ave, Caesar, sure... 431 00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:43,138 They seem uptight. 432 00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:45,256 With Caesar attending the Games, 433 00:33:45,420 --> 00:33:48,139 they're afraid of chariot bombs. 434 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:49,892 Chariot bombs! 435 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:55,652 - Why add a new sport? - To liven up the Games! 436 00:33:55,820 --> 00:33:58,254 Let's get modern here, you jokers. 437 00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:01,052 You get a haggis. 438 00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:03,450 11 athletes in short togas 439 00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:06,498 kick it around until it reaches 440 00:34:06,660 --> 00:34:08,616 a fishing net. What do you think? 441 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,414 What would you call this new sport? 442 00:34:11,580 --> 00:34:13,411 Well, I'd call it feet-ball. 443 00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:14,890 Absurd. 444 00:34:15,060 --> 00:34:16,539 - It'll never catch on! - Maybe. 445 00:34:16,860 --> 00:34:19,055 Excuse me! 446 00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:21,418 We'd like to sign up. 447 00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:24,572 Wrong line. The ticket office is over there. 448 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:27,175 We're not spectators, we're athletes. 449 00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:29,535 Yes, the Gallo-Roman team! 450 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:31,816 Athletes? You? 451 00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:34,779 Can't you tell? 452 00:34:36,460 --> 00:34:38,530 Of course we can tell. Idiots! 453 00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:42,773 Get your portraits engraved to the left. 454 00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:45,139 Have a nice day. 455 00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:49,737 Ave, Dad! 456 00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:50,895 Hold this. 457 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:52,453 Ave, Dad! 458 00:34:53,820 --> 00:34:55,890 Let a sleeping Caesar lie. 459 00:34:56,060 --> 00:35:00,258 Sorry. I just got in. A huge chariot jam held me up. 460 00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:03,532 All roads lead to Rome but try getting out! 461 00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:05,691 Settling in with the Greeks? 462 00:35:06,140 --> 00:35:07,892 Caesar has moved house. 463 00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:11,536 Greece is part of the Empire. Caesar is at home everywhere. 464 00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:19,491 Great news. Look what I've brought you from Rome. 465 00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:21,451 What is it this time? 466 00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:26,690 Bath salts. Incredible. They soften up your skin. 467 00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:28,812 They relax you. Know what? 468 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,775 I'll run you a bath to try them. 469 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:36,692 A perfumer makes them near the catacombs. A lovely fellow. 470 00:35:36,820 --> 00:35:39,698 You're out conquering day in, day out. 471 00:35:39,940 --> 00:35:44,411 Empire building's fine but you ignore your local shopkeepers now. 472 00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:46,138 And that's a pity. 473 00:35:49,740 --> 00:35:51,332 This'll make Pop fizz! 474 00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:00,537 Maybe I've overdone it. 475 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,168 Dad! Ignore the bubbles. They're normal. 476 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:07,851 The water's too hard here. That'll soften it. 477 00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:11,498 Nothing worse than itching in your armour. 478 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:18,059 Right... Father, have a delicious bath. 479 00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:20,889 Helmet! 480 00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:41,694 Bath tester! 481 00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:55,458 Do we have to train too? 482 00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:02,655 Don't! You'll only discourage everybody. 483 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:03,935 It's not fair... 484 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,891 Obelix! We know him! 485 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:12,213 Running in the woods. Gluteus... 486 00:37:12,340 --> 00:37:13,614 - Gluglu... - Maxi... 487 00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:14,769 Mus! 488 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,538 Gluteus Maximus! 489 00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:20,653 Not the Gauls! 490 00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:23,819 He fell off! 491 00:37:24,220 --> 00:37:25,699 See you around! 492 00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:29,055 That's them! The invincible Gauls! 493 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:31,489 We've had it! We've had it! 494 00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:51,212 - Let me see Brutus. - He's busy. 495 00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:53,052 - Keep out. - Where's Brutus? 496 00:37:56,180 --> 00:37:58,057 I have an urgent message. 497 00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:01,895 The Gauls use a magic potion. They're invincible. We can't win. 498 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:05,736 We'll get quartered! 499 00:38:13,660 --> 00:38:15,059 Meet the winners. 500 00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:16,778 Not much of a likeness. 501 00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:27,652 Get the hecklers quartered. 502 00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:05,056 - She's pretty. - I know. 503 00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:21,369 Ave, Dad! 504 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:24,976 Ave, me! 505 00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:14,179 Not bad! 506 00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:19,932 Excuse me... Excuse me, let me through. 507 00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,579 Excuse me... 508 00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:33,538 - A fine organ. - Thanks. 509 00:41:34,540 --> 00:41:36,610 - You're a musician? - A bard from Gaul. 510 00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:40,329 Good heavens, I'm a bard too! I'm Cacofonix. 511 00:41:40,860 --> 00:41:42,259 Yes, it's me. 512 00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:44,058 I know all your songs! 513 00:41:44,220 --> 00:41:46,290 I love Armorica 514 00:41:53,860 --> 00:41:57,773 Papa was a gladiator 515 00:41:58,380 --> 00:42:00,655 I love Rock 'n' Gaul 516 00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:03,099 That wasn't me. 517 00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:06,093 Delighted. I'm a big fan of yours. 518 00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:08,820 I'm a big fan of mine too. 519 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:11,655 I'm up next. Is the EPO ready? 520 00:42:12,060 --> 00:42:13,618 Fresh this morning. 521 00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:14,974 Perfect! 522 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,779 This stuff pongs! 523 00:42:17,940 --> 00:42:19,896 It doesn't smell good, 524 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,650 it makes you good. 525 00:42:58,740 --> 00:43:02,255 Doctorjekyllus! Let's break some records! 526 00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:27,293 Not bad... 527 00:43:30,340 --> 00:43:32,012 Never saw him without armour. 528 00:43:32,180 --> 00:43:34,250 It can be misleading but with him... 529 00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:49,012 Hand it over! 530 00:43:49,140 --> 00:43:53,258 I mean, you have the 6-pack there but... 531 00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:22,653 Could be an opening. 532 00:44:24,660 --> 00:44:25,695 Guess not. 533 00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:29,255 Look out, Dad! 534 00:44:37,540 --> 00:44:39,895 You can't make an omelette... 535 00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:44,809 Who makes omelettes? Athletes don't have time to cook. 536 00:44:53,660 --> 00:44:54,854 OK, Dad? 537 00:45:10,420 --> 00:45:12,934 I'm no athlete but I'd like to try that. 538 00:45:13,060 --> 00:45:15,335 - What? Launch a disc? - Yes. 539 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:17,092 I prefer the hammer. 540 00:45:26,780 --> 00:45:28,771 Go, Asterix! Go! 541 00:45:29,340 --> 00:45:31,296 Show 'em what we're made of! 542 00:45:37,340 --> 00:45:39,535 - It's us! My village! - Go, Gaul! 543 00:45:45,620 --> 00:45:46,894 Watch this. 544 00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:59,097 It's the magic potion, see. 545 00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:02,775 - The magic potion? - It's all in the dosing. 546 00:46:03,020 --> 00:46:06,330 - It's all in the wrist. - In the wrist? 547 00:46:42,940 --> 00:46:43,770 Hurry it up! 548 00:46:59,380 --> 00:47:01,940 She's pretty armless now! 549 00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:09,617 You're getting on my nerves. Cut it out now. 550 00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:13,729 I'm good with a javelin but I got the run-up wrong. 551 00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:16,614 They're invincible. It's their magic potion. 552 00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:19,498 We can't beat them. 553 00:47:19,660 --> 00:47:22,379 - What was that? - They're invincible. 554 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,297 No, just after that. 555 00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:25,899 We can't beat them. 556 00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:27,971 No, between the two! 557 00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:30,056 Magic potion? 558 00:47:34,180 --> 00:47:38,970 The Gauls have a magic potion and you never told me? 559 00:47:39,140 --> 00:47:42,018 - I told your centurion. - Which one? 560 00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:45,572 Show me! I'll have his tongue cut out. 561 00:48:01,300 --> 00:48:02,653 Objection! 562 00:48:03,060 --> 00:48:05,699 Complaint! Protest! 563 00:48:05,860 --> 00:48:07,339 They're cheating! 564 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:11,129 These Gauls have taken a magic potion to be invincible. 565 00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:13,177 And you took nothing? 566 00:48:13,580 --> 00:48:15,377 That's different. I lost. 567 00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:22,973 We'll use the beetlyser test! 568 00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:25,972 Meaning? 569 00:48:39,460 --> 00:48:41,132 You take a beetle. 570 00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:44,089 Like that. And you blow into it hard. 571 00:48:52,460 --> 00:48:55,372 See? No reaction. It's negative. 572 00:48:58,220 --> 00:48:59,778 Over to you. 573 00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:17,495 See that? 574 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,730 I fell in as a baby. 575 00:49:25,940 --> 00:49:29,569 It's not in the dosing, it's in the doping. 576 00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:34,054 Show a little solidarity! They cheated by mistake. 577 00:49:37,540 --> 00:49:40,100 The Gallo-Romans are disqualified! 578 00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:45,092 For using magic to augment their prowess! 579 00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:51,736 And so the winner of this heat is... 580 00:49:54,660 --> 00:49:56,218 Greece! 581 00:50:02,580 --> 00:50:04,218 We'll meet again! 582 00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:17,649 A single defeat could be fatal. 583 00:50:17,900 --> 00:50:21,973 Your performance is a disgrace! 584 00:50:22,660 --> 00:50:26,050 Listen, if you don't win, 585 00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:29,496 you won't just lose your wedding but your status too! 586 00:50:30,220 --> 00:50:35,772 Caesar will give you the Empire's most barbaric little province! 587 00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:40,854 You'll never set sandal in Rome again, by Juno! 588 00:50:41,940 --> 00:50:44,408 And by myself! Ave! 589 00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:48,413 - Don't care. I'll kill you. - What did you say? 590 00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:52,413 Me? Nothing. 591 00:50:52,540 --> 00:50:55,816 Oh, yes, I was thinking out loud. 592 00:50:55,980 --> 00:50:58,938 - I'll give Dad a gift. - Be gone! 593 00:51:03,780 --> 00:51:05,577 Your helmet! 594 00:51:19,220 --> 00:51:22,178 Lovesix... It's not over. 595 00:51:23,020 --> 00:51:25,614 It's not over yet. 596 00:51:25,780 --> 00:51:27,099 Not over yet. 597 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:33,493 With or without the potion, we are brave Gauls! 598 00:51:34,940 --> 00:51:37,500 Their muscles are 10 times bigger. 599 00:51:37,660 --> 00:51:40,333 Muscles? It's just decoration. 600 00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:43,412 Their skeleton's the same as yours. 601 00:51:43,580 --> 00:51:45,730 Yours is actually bigger. 602 00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:49,415 - Think of your princess. - Exactly! Obelix is right. 603 00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:51,098 Think of Irina. 604 00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:56,299 He's a perfect sparring partner. You can't hurt him! 605 00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:57,859 On guard! 606 00:51:58,940 --> 00:52:00,339 Think of Irina. 607 00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:04,417 No! Hit me harder. 608 00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:06,218 - Hit him! - Hard. 609 00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:08,416 - Go on. - Take that! 610 00:52:08,580 --> 00:52:10,013 Imagine he's Brutus. 611 00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:12,132 Use your shoulder! 612 00:52:12,740 --> 00:52:14,014 No, wait. 613 00:52:14,180 --> 00:52:15,693 Asterix is right. 614 00:52:16,180 --> 00:52:18,978 Put your shoulder into it. Like this. 615 00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:26,177 - Why hit him? - I didn't. I showed him. 616 00:52:26,460 --> 00:52:28,894 - You hit him! - Didn't! 617 00:52:29,140 --> 00:52:30,971 I illustrated your words. 618 00:52:31,140 --> 00:52:34,416 Did I ask you to illustrate my words? 619 00:52:35,980 --> 00:52:37,971 Do we train him or not? 620 00:52:38,300 --> 00:52:41,019 I train him. You do nothing! 621 00:52:41,180 --> 00:52:46,095 Yeah, Mister Asterix gives advice! Mister Asterix knows best! 622 00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:50,731 So, you give the advice since Mister Obelix is so smart! 623 00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:55,099 Don't want to! 624 00:52:57,660 --> 00:52:59,537 We didn't wait for Cacofonix? 625 00:53:00,740 --> 00:53:03,459 Oh, don't we look sulky? 626 00:53:03,620 --> 00:53:06,737 - Give me some joy. - Joy schmoy! 627 00:53:06,900 --> 00:53:08,936 What're you doing here? 628 00:53:09,260 --> 00:53:12,935 I'd had enough of our village where talent is crushed. 629 00:53:13,100 --> 00:53:15,489 I'm in the City of the Arts 630 00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:17,935 to sing of your feats! 631 00:53:18,100 --> 00:53:20,330 - Put the harp away. - Lovesix... 632 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:22,650 Don't say that, Lovesix. 633 00:53:22,980 --> 00:53:24,732 Your odds are good. 634 00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:27,414 Your lover's heart is... 635 00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:30,174 much stronger than an athlete's. 636 00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:32,695 Nice line. I love it! 637 00:53:33,180 --> 00:53:34,852 An athlete's heart... 638 00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:36,653 a lover's heart. 639 00:53:36,820 --> 00:53:39,380 An athlete's heart, a lover's heart. 640 00:53:56,260 --> 00:53:57,454 Irina! 641 00:54:05,820 --> 00:54:07,253 Lovesix! 642 00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:13,976 "A kiss, when all is said and done, what is it? 643 00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:15,939 An oath ratified, 644 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:18,855 a sealed promise. 645 00:54:19,260 --> 00:54:21,535 An avowal seeking confirmation. 646 00:54:21,700 --> 00:54:24,453 A rose-dot on... 647 00:54:24,820 --> 00:54:27,015 A rose-dot on... " 648 00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:29,739 ...on? 649 00:54:29,860 --> 00:54:33,091 "... the 'i' of adoration. " 650 00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:37,498 - The what? - The "i". 651 00:54:38,260 --> 00:54:39,898 - The what? - The "i"! 652 00:54:40,580 --> 00:54:42,935 - Anyone there? - Nobody! 653 00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:51,129 Introduce me to the talking bush, please. 654 00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:57,450 This is Obelix, Princess. 655 00:54:57,580 --> 00:54:58,899 Hi, Princess. 656 00:54:59,340 --> 00:55:02,491 I'm just his mouthguard... bodyguard. 657 00:55:02,660 --> 00:55:06,653 That's right, my bodyguard. He's incredibly strong. 658 00:55:06,820 --> 00:55:08,970 Really? Let's see. 659 00:55:09,700 --> 00:55:12,055 - No. - Oh, yes! 660 00:55:13,740 --> 00:55:16,300 - Jump. - No, Irina! 661 00:55:21,540 --> 00:55:25,135 - Thank you. - I've never held a princess before! 662 00:55:27,340 --> 00:55:29,570 Go for a little walk. 663 00:55:33,060 --> 00:55:36,575 Dogmatix and I will keep a lookout. 664 00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:50,370 You're in love, too! 665 00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:20,213 They're beautiful! 666 00:56:25,380 --> 00:56:27,814 They're beautiful, too! 667 00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:32,339 You have to go back up now. I'll make a ladder. 668 00:56:33,980 --> 00:56:36,096 - They're beautiful! - Careful, Obelix. 669 00:56:46,096 --> 00:56:47,495 I... 670 00:56:48,176 --> 00:56:49,575 You... 671 00:56:49,696 --> 00:56:51,368 We... 672 00:56:53,816 --> 00:56:56,967 Cooey! My Princess! 673 00:56:57,096 --> 00:56:58,848 My little piece of feta! 674 00:56:59,656 --> 00:57:02,124 My darling moussaka! 675 00:57:03,856 --> 00:57:05,972 My vine leaf! 676 00:57:07,776 --> 00:57:09,653 It's me! Your future husband! 677 00:57:14,896 --> 00:57:17,933 Sorry to bother you at this late hour but... 678 00:57:18,496 --> 00:57:22,614 whilst thinking of your beauty, a poem came to me. 679 00:57:22,736 --> 00:57:24,135 I couldn't wait. 680 00:57:28,456 --> 00:57:31,493 I wanna love you 681 00:57:31,656 --> 00:57:35,171 every day and every night 682 00:57:35,696 --> 00:57:37,129 We'll be together 683 00:57:37,776 --> 00:57:40,495 with a roof right over our heads 684 00:57:41,096 --> 00:57:42,814 Is this love? 685 00:57:42,976 --> 00:57:44,534 Is this love? 686 00:57:48,216 --> 00:57:50,411 I always get stuck there. 687 00:57:50,576 --> 00:57:52,248 Sorry, I'm so emotional. 688 00:57:52,776 --> 00:57:54,289 I'll go on. 689 00:58:00,176 --> 00:58:03,134 What a cheeky minx! 690 00:58:03,656 --> 00:58:05,851 See that? Brutus does that to people! 691 00:58:06,016 --> 00:58:08,769 You'll be going home alone tonight. 692 00:58:09,616 --> 00:58:12,176 Coming! My strong arms... 693 00:58:16,136 --> 00:58:18,013 Wow! You're strong, too! 694 00:58:18,216 --> 00:58:20,207 Let's not stop there, baby! 695 00:58:20,376 --> 00:58:22,253 - I'm not decent. - Fine! 696 00:58:22,656 --> 00:58:25,853 I'll continue to climb the ladder to love! 697 00:58:26,296 --> 00:58:28,730 No, Brutus, I'm in my nightdress. 698 00:58:28,896 --> 00:58:30,329 My little piece of feta! 699 00:58:36,776 --> 00:58:38,129 Bye-bye, Brutus. 700 00:58:47,136 --> 00:58:49,013 Go for it! 701 00:58:51,536 --> 00:58:53,606 Who sings in stadiums? 702 00:58:53,776 --> 00:58:55,607 The Rolling Menhirs. 703 00:59:01,336 --> 00:59:02,815 My friends! Come in! 704 00:59:03,296 --> 00:59:05,287 Please excuse my humble tent. 705 00:59:05,456 --> 00:59:07,890 "A true Bedouin entertains under his camel. " 706 00:59:08,376 --> 00:59:09,889 A Mesopotamian proverb. 707 00:59:16,456 --> 00:59:17,809 Surprise! 708 00:59:19,816 --> 00:59:22,455 - What's this? - A little present. 709 00:59:25,176 --> 00:59:29,931 You know what we call doings like this in our line of work? 710 00:59:30,096 --> 00:59:31,609 Corruption! 711 00:59:32,536 --> 00:59:33,969 Keep your hair on. 712 00:59:34,136 --> 00:59:36,730 Corruption would be giving you silver. 713 00:59:37,416 --> 00:59:38,815 So what's this? 714 00:59:38,976 --> 00:59:42,764 This... is gold. It's a gift of gold. 715 00:59:43,936 --> 00:59:45,972 We can't really refuse a gift. 716 00:59:46,136 --> 00:59:49,492 No, Mr Brutus! You're knocking at the wrong door! 717 00:59:49,656 --> 00:59:52,090 Honesty, integrity, ubiqui... 718 00:59:53,376 --> 00:59:55,128 Gentlemen, follow me. 719 00:59:55,296 --> 00:59:57,412 We've heard enough! 720 00:59:58,536 --> 00:59:59,935 Hey, fart face! 721 01:00:01,616 --> 01:00:03,015 Here's another offer. 722 01:00:06,256 --> 01:00:09,089 I can have you and your stooges quartered. 723 01:00:11,936 --> 01:00:13,369 We'll take the gold. 724 01:00:16,536 --> 01:00:18,606 We'll take it right now. 725 01:00:20,216 --> 01:00:23,367 Boys, for the wrestling, I won't be needing you. 726 01:00:23,536 --> 01:00:25,254 I have a secret weapon. 727 01:00:25,416 --> 01:00:28,931 The whole ancient world will envy the wrestler we have! 728 01:00:29,096 --> 01:00:31,371 The world's strongest man! 729 01:00:32,136 --> 01:00:34,969 He is scared of neither fear nor pain. 730 01:00:35,136 --> 01:00:37,445 He knocks out 5 oxen for breakfast! 731 01:00:37,616 --> 01:00:40,847 He squeezes juice from coconuts with his bare hands! 732 01:00:41,136 --> 01:00:43,491 A mean machine! A muscle mountain! 733 01:00:43,936 --> 01:00:46,211 I give you Humungus! 734 01:00:46,376 --> 01:00:48,048 Come on, lad! Come on, kiddo! 735 01:00:48,216 --> 01:00:51,128 Come on, sonny! Come to Daddy! 736 01:00:51,296 --> 01:00:52,649 Come on! 737 01:00:56,416 --> 01:00:58,566 Any sudden moves can spook him. 738 01:00:59,016 --> 01:01:00,654 He's in a grumpy mood! 739 01:01:02,136 --> 01:01:04,809 Who's a grumpy boy today! 740 01:01:11,616 --> 01:01:12,969 Calm down! 741 01:01:13,456 --> 01:01:17,244 Humungus and I had a falling-out once. Nothing serious. 742 01:01:17,416 --> 01:01:18,815 But I wanted him quartered. 743 01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:23,049 Anyhow, this lad's joints are so strong... 744 01:01:23,536 --> 01:01:26,289 the horses were torn in two from the effort. 745 01:01:26,616 --> 01:01:27,935 Impressive, huh? 746 01:01:28,096 --> 01:01:29,814 Right, Humungus, my boy? 747 01:01:33,216 --> 01:01:34,615 Ungawa! 748 01:01:37,616 --> 01:01:39,607 - Has he eaten? - Three times. 749 01:01:41,176 --> 01:01:43,212 It's out there. 750 01:01:46,616 --> 01:01:47,844 Go, Humungus! 751 01:01:48,016 --> 01:01:49,654 Mincemeat time! 752 01:01:59,016 --> 01:02:00,972 An athlete's heart... 753 01:02:30,696 --> 01:02:33,449 We should give him a drop of the potion. 754 01:02:41,176 --> 01:02:42,848 Rome wins! 755 01:02:44,816 --> 01:02:46,807 - Bravo who? - Brutus! 756 01:02:48,056 --> 01:02:49,887 Next! 757 01:02:50,416 --> 01:02:53,567 This crowd! This atmosphere! 758 01:02:53,736 --> 01:02:55,727 An audience worthy of my talent! 759 01:03:03,136 --> 01:03:04,615 I have to sing! 760 01:03:04,936 --> 01:03:06,415 Don't you dare! 761 01:03:15,776 --> 01:03:17,289 A tiny drop... 762 01:03:17,776 --> 01:03:19,687 What's wrong with you two? 763 01:03:20,016 --> 01:03:21,927 Obelix, no cheating! 764 01:03:22,096 --> 01:03:25,088 Cacofonix, no singing! Is that clear? 765 01:03:33,216 --> 01:03:34,808 Rome wins! 766 01:03:39,656 --> 01:03:40,975 Excuse us. 767 01:03:42,136 --> 01:03:43,888 Excuse us for being the best. 768 01:03:48,216 --> 01:03:50,684 Caesar finds these games most amusing. 769 01:03:52,776 --> 01:03:55,131 Smash the Gaul to a pulp 770 01:03:55,296 --> 01:03:57,366 and I'll cover you with gold. Gold! 771 01:03:57,536 --> 01:03:59,686 You're an animal, Humungus! 772 01:04:06,496 --> 01:04:08,134 And this maybe? 773 01:04:10,136 --> 01:04:11,535 All right. 774 01:04:12,856 --> 01:04:14,847 We're going to win! 775 01:04:15,696 --> 01:04:17,687 Go on! Go for it! 776 01:04:18,576 --> 01:04:20,055 You'll see! 777 01:04:20,576 --> 01:04:22,931 - Go! - For Irina. 778 01:04:26,616 --> 01:04:30,814 Lovesix! Fear not, you can come to my wedding. 779 01:04:31,136 --> 01:04:34,685 Return the favour and invite me to your funeral! 780 01:04:49,696 --> 01:04:51,129 Turn round! 781 01:04:51,496 --> 01:04:52,849 Behind you! 782 01:05:16,256 --> 01:05:18,816 Get up! Stand! 783 01:05:21,736 --> 01:05:23,567 Still, he took the fewest blows. 784 01:05:25,216 --> 01:05:27,730 Rome wins by default! 785 01:05:52,056 --> 01:05:53,569 Excuse me. 786 01:06:15,176 --> 01:06:16,814 Brutus wins! 787 01:06:51,656 --> 01:06:53,055 Asterix! 788 01:06:54,176 --> 01:06:55,655 I'll waste you! 789 01:07:04,416 --> 01:07:05,610 That's not allowed! 790 01:07:05,736 --> 01:07:06,930 What's he doing? 791 01:07:07,096 --> 01:07:08,609 Look at him! 792 01:07:10,416 --> 01:07:11,485 He's cheating! 793 01:07:13,576 --> 01:07:15,726 I gave it all I've got. 794 01:07:26,336 --> 01:07:28,975 What's wrong? Is there a problem? 795 01:07:38,296 --> 01:07:40,048 Brutus wins! 796 01:07:41,296 --> 01:07:42,695 No problem. 797 01:08:01,896 --> 01:08:05,013 It's hopeless. Even when he loses, he wins. 798 01:08:10,616 --> 01:08:13,084 Well? Julius... 799 01:08:13,616 --> 01:08:17,575 Happy? A fine victory! 800 01:08:17,696 --> 01:08:20,494 I'm impressed by the grandeur of Rome! 801 01:08:20,616 --> 01:08:22,766 Brutus may well win 802 01:08:22,896 --> 01:08:26,969 but the whole Empire will mock Rome because of his cheating. 803 01:08:27,136 --> 01:08:30,173 - No one cheated! - I'm talking to Dad. 804 01:08:30,296 --> 01:08:35,006 Julius Caesar will be the Olympic champion in all-out farce! 805 01:08:37,096 --> 01:08:39,326 Want him impaled? Fed to the lions? 806 01:08:39,496 --> 01:08:40,565 Or cut... 807 01:08:51,016 --> 01:08:53,371 Such audacity for a mere Gaul! 808 01:08:53,816 --> 01:08:56,011 You dare to defy Caesar! 809 01:08:56,776 --> 01:09:01,452 Very rash of you. Lions have devoured others for less. 810 01:09:01,616 --> 01:09:04,449 Well said, Dad! I'd have him quartered! 811 01:09:06,136 --> 01:09:07,967 You say Rome cheated? 812 01:09:09,456 --> 01:09:11,765 The spectators are disappointed? 813 01:09:12,776 --> 01:09:14,812 Lowly Gaul, Brutus is not Rome. 814 01:09:16,496 --> 01:09:20,648 Caesar has always respected the desires of conquered peoples. 815 01:09:28,736 --> 01:09:32,206 You want a test of valour and courage? 816 01:09:32,736 --> 01:09:34,966 Without potions or corrupt judges? 817 01:09:37,296 --> 01:09:40,606 You want blood, sweat and tears? 818 01:09:42,096 --> 01:09:44,564 Caesar cancels all previous contests 819 01:09:44,976 --> 01:09:47,012 and decrees that the winner 820 01:09:47,376 --> 01:09:50,015 will be he who wins the last event: 821 01:09:50,256 --> 01:09:51,689 The chariot race! 822 01:10:07,136 --> 01:10:08,569 Cut it out! 823 01:10:09,096 --> 01:10:10,768 Sandal-licker! 824 01:10:19,456 --> 01:10:20,571 What's this thing? 825 01:10:20,736 --> 01:10:25,730 Since Caesar is in love with his image, his image will be his downfall. 826 01:10:25,856 --> 01:10:27,255 How does it work? 827 01:10:27,376 --> 01:10:31,654 This mirror has a frame filled with poison darts. 828 01:10:31,816 --> 01:10:35,889 When the victim steps in front of the mirror, 829 01:10:36,416 --> 01:10:40,614 the mechanism releases the darts, causing instant death. 830 01:10:41,776 --> 01:10:42,925 Instant? 831 01:10:43,096 --> 01:10:46,691 If the dial's on "instant death". There's "hideous agony", 832 01:10:46,856 --> 01:10:48,892 "death alone on the couch"... 833 01:10:49,056 --> 01:10:51,809 I know! Help me. We'll put it there. 834 01:10:57,136 --> 01:10:59,969 Dad! How are you? 835 01:11:00,776 --> 01:11:02,971 Meet Covadinpoo. 836 01:11:03,736 --> 01:11:07,854 Covadinpoo... JC, Julius Caesar, my dad. 837 01:11:09,216 --> 01:11:11,172 Covadinpoo is a mirror cutter. 838 01:11:12,336 --> 01:11:14,645 He has made this gift. 839 01:11:17,136 --> 01:11:20,208 Covadinpoo, tell him about your gift! 840 01:11:22,376 --> 01:11:25,527 You made it, you're the best man to talk about it. 841 01:11:30,816 --> 01:11:32,454 O very great... 842 01:11:32,616 --> 01:11:35,414 O hugely terrifically immense Caesar! 843 01:11:36,656 --> 01:11:39,216 - Ave, me! - Enough! 844 01:11:41,096 --> 01:11:44,054 Well, you see, Caesar, it's... 845 01:11:44,936 --> 01:11:48,406 It's a mirror. But not just any mirror. 846 01:11:48,856 --> 01:11:50,847 What is a mirror to Caesar? 847 01:11:51,016 --> 01:11:54,611 Since Caesar... is beauty? 848 01:11:54,736 --> 01:11:59,252 But not just any beauty! Not beauty... 849 01:11:59,416 --> 01:12:01,452 Beauty at its most beautiful! 850 01:12:02,016 --> 01:12:03,813 I felt a mirror could not 851 01:12:03,976 --> 01:12:07,366 reflect an image more beautiful than Caesar's beauty. 852 01:12:07,536 --> 01:12:11,131 That's impossible since no one is more beautiful! 853 01:12:11,496 --> 01:12:13,214 - Impossible, right? - Impossible. 854 01:12:13,376 --> 01:12:17,767 Then again, its reflection couldn't be less beautiful 855 01:12:17,936 --> 01:12:21,246 than Caesar's beauty, even to flatter Caesar, 856 01:12:21,416 --> 01:12:24,613 because that would insult Caesar's beauty. 857 01:12:26,056 --> 01:12:28,775 And that's why I decided 858 01:12:28,936 --> 01:12:32,690 to create a mirror that would reflect... 859 01:12:32,856 --> 01:12:34,175 Oops, sorry. 860 01:12:35,336 --> 01:12:39,329 ...that would reflect Caesar's beauty perfectly. 861 01:12:39,496 --> 01:12:41,851 - Something like... - A mirror! 862 01:12:42,336 --> 01:12:44,975 It's like a mirror... 863 01:12:45,696 --> 01:12:47,334 to look at yourself in. 864 01:12:47,496 --> 01:12:50,135 - Shall I uncover it? - Uncover it. 865 01:12:54,256 --> 01:12:58,169 I'm not worthy of being reflected in this mirror. 866 01:12:58,496 --> 01:13:02,774 I shall leave you with your most Caesarly reflection. 867 01:13:05,016 --> 01:13:11,535 Father, may this modest mirror bring you eternal serenity. 868 01:13:12,696 --> 01:13:15,085 - Ave, father! - Go on... 869 01:13:24,776 --> 01:13:28,564 Look at yourself! You're the fairest of 'em all. 870 01:13:29,456 --> 01:13:30,855 Go on! 871 01:13:38,216 --> 01:13:39,615 Mirror tester! 872 01:13:57,256 --> 01:13:58,974 Stay on the scene 873 01:13:59,136 --> 01:14:00,728 Like a sex machine 874 01:14:12,096 --> 01:14:15,771 Listen, we should kidnap the Gauls' druid 875 01:14:15,936 --> 01:14:18,655 and force him to give us his potion. 876 01:14:19,456 --> 01:14:22,493 Really? How will you do it? 877 01:14:22,656 --> 01:14:24,055 We can't cheat anymore. 878 01:14:24,976 --> 01:14:26,409 Who asked you? 879 01:14:26,656 --> 01:14:28,772 Silenceus, did we ask him? 880 01:14:32,376 --> 01:14:34,890 So zip it! Shut up! 881 01:14:35,216 --> 01:14:38,765 - What's that? - An elixir of invisibility. 882 01:14:39,256 --> 01:14:42,851 To kidnap Getafix during the druids' convention. 883 01:14:46,016 --> 01:14:47,972 Gluteus Maximus, drink it. 884 01:14:52,696 --> 01:14:55,164 I've got a bit of a stomach upset. 885 01:14:58,176 --> 01:15:00,485 What a pity. That must be painful. 886 01:15:00,856 --> 01:15:03,529 - A little. - I quite understand. 887 01:15:07,856 --> 01:15:10,689 - Better now? - Much better. 888 01:15:11,176 --> 01:15:12,575 Drink it. 889 01:15:24,856 --> 01:15:26,448 It doesn't work. 890 01:15:41,456 --> 01:15:43,651 And now, go, Gluteus Maximus. 891 01:15:43,816 --> 01:15:45,693 Go fetch. 892 01:15:46,056 --> 01:15:48,047 No, we're going with him. 893 01:15:50,536 --> 01:15:54,165 And now, here is Numeric 894 01:15:54,336 --> 01:15:56,850 from the Black Forest. 895 01:15:59,736 --> 01:16:01,772 Dear druid friends, dear colleagues. 896 01:16:01,936 --> 01:16:04,166 I invented an elasticity potion. 897 01:16:04,976 --> 01:16:08,013 Could four strapping druids lend a hand? 898 01:16:11,536 --> 01:16:12,935 Go on, pull. 899 01:16:13,656 --> 01:16:15,965 Pull. Yeah, pull! 900 01:16:17,336 --> 01:16:18,849 Go on, pull! 901 01:16:19,816 --> 01:16:21,215 There we are. 902 01:16:22,016 --> 01:16:24,735 That's what I call elasticity. 903 01:16:27,776 --> 01:16:29,175 What was the plan? 904 01:16:30,336 --> 01:16:32,691 Here's the situation. You have us and the druids. 905 01:16:32,856 --> 01:16:34,574 Triangulation. We spread out. 906 01:16:34,736 --> 01:16:37,170 We corroborate. More or less. 907 01:16:37,336 --> 01:16:40,328 - And we localise. - Meaning? 908 01:16:41,536 --> 01:16:44,255 Well, it's very simple. In topographical terms... 909 01:16:44,416 --> 01:16:47,613 Enough! Gluteus Maximus, grab him! 910 01:16:47,976 --> 01:16:49,489 You can let go now. 911 01:17:01,696 --> 01:17:04,972 - What's wrong? - He's in the way. 912 01:17:05,136 --> 01:17:07,934 Honestly! Come here, boy. 913 01:17:09,816 --> 01:17:12,535 Asterix! Obelix! My friends! 914 01:17:12,696 --> 01:17:15,085 Getafix has been taken. 915 01:17:15,256 --> 01:17:18,805 An invisible force has kidnapped your druid! 916 01:17:18,976 --> 01:17:22,173 - During our convention! - What's the world coming to? 917 01:17:22,896 --> 01:17:25,091 Invisible force? Are you sure? 918 01:17:25,256 --> 01:17:27,486 As sure as I'm standing here. 919 01:17:32,816 --> 01:17:36,491 If Dogmatix sniffed something Getafix had touched, 920 01:17:36,656 --> 01:17:38,851 do you think he could find him? 921 01:17:39,536 --> 01:17:41,094 He was in your way! 922 01:17:43,656 --> 01:17:47,729 Mr Dogmatix, Mr Asterix is sorry. That OK? 923 01:17:49,576 --> 01:17:51,248 What should he sniff? 924 01:17:51,816 --> 01:17:53,329 Find Getafix! 925 01:17:54,696 --> 01:17:56,095 Go on. 926 01:18:06,616 --> 01:18:10,655 - What's he up to? - He's asking his pals for the way. 927 01:18:16,896 --> 01:18:17,931 Lie down! 928 01:18:19,416 --> 01:18:20,815 He's found it. 929 01:18:20,976 --> 01:18:22,932 - I'll stay here. - Good idea. 930 01:18:23,096 --> 01:18:26,168 I need to be rested for my audience. 931 01:18:26,336 --> 01:18:30,124 I would go no doubt, but the artist in me can't. 932 01:18:30,296 --> 01:18:31,695 Sorry. 933 01:18:34,536 --> 01:18:37,448 Good boy! Come here, fella. 934 01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:41,815 Yes, Gauls? 935 01:18:47,616 --> 01:18:49,925 My friends, about time! 936 01:18:52,256 --> 01:18:53,689 Are you OK? 937 01:18:53,816 --> 01:18:56,694 I said I couldn't make the potion without bat's spit. 938 01:18:56,856 --> 01:18:58,767 They'll torture me... 939 01:18:58,936 --> 01:19:01,086 Hurting a druid for some potion? 940 01:19:01,256 --> 01:19:03,087 Give some to everybody! 941 01:19:03,256 --> 01:19:06,134 Everyone'll be equal, and I can compete! 942 01:19:09,056 --> 01:19:09,886 You're a genius! 943 01:19:12,136 --> 01:19:16,414 Since the Romans want this potion, we'll give 'em some! 944 01:19:19,616 --> 01:19:22,449 - That's what I meant. - Good idea, Asterix. 945 01:19:28,936 --> 01:19:32,292 First time I've seen anyone get beaten up by a bat! 946 01:19:32,616 --> 01:19:35,130 If the druid doesn't cooperate, he'll be quartered. 947 01:19:35,296 --> 01:19:37,127 Only he knows the recipe. 948 01:19:38,576 --> 01:19:39,975 True. 949 01:19:40,656 --> 01:19:43,887 - The guards! - The tent! The druid! 950 01:19:49,296 --> 01:19:52,572 What did I tell you? He's made his magic stew! 951 01:19:52,736 --> 01:19:56,012 He cracked. Druids are dumb as hell! 952 01:19:56,176 --> 01:19:58,326 Why did he leave the cauldron? 953 01:19:59,256 --> 01:20:01,133 I haven't a clue. 954 01:20:01,296 --> 01:20:04,129 He drank some, then knocked out 2 guards. 955 01:20:04,296 --> 01:20:05,888 I'd have done the same. 956 01:20:06,296 --> 01:20:08,366 It must be a trap. 957 01:20:13,136 --> 01:20:14,808 Good thinking. 958 01:20:15,456 --> 01:20:16,491 Taste it. 959 01:20:16,656 --> 01:20:19,773 - Why not him for once? - Fair point. 960 01:20:20,776 --> 01:20:22,448 - Thirsty? - Not now. 961 01:20:22,616 --> 01:20:24,174 Oh, yeah? Go on. 962 01:20:30,936 --> 01:20:32,494 Well? 963 01:20:32,976 --> 01:20:34,375 Nothing. 964 01:20:36,016 --> 01:20:38,576 - Hit someone. - Who? 965 01:20:39,776 --> 01:20:41,175 Not him. 966 01:20:45,216 --> 01:20:47,286 - You! - Why me? 967 01:20:47,536 --> 01:20:49,811 I've been itching to see this! 968 01:20:50,416 --> 01:20:51,769 Me too. 969 01:20:51,936 --> 01:20:55,645 - Covadinpus... - Not with that, you'll break it. 970 01:20:59,936 --> 01:21:03,008 Yes! It works! It works! 971 01:21:03,456 --> 01:21:05,367 We've got the magic potion! 972 01:21:06,296 --> 01:21:09,527 I'll win the Olympics and lots more! 973 01:21:10,256 --> 01:21:11,894 I shall become... 974 01:21:12,696 --> 01:21:14,766 Master of the World! 975 01:22:20,656 --> 01:22:24,126 The sand is damp. The terrain will be very heavy. 976 01:22:25,296 --> 01:22:28,413 - What are you doing? - Horse-whispering. You never know. 977 01:22:29,616 --> 01:22:31,732 Your wheels have 5 hoops. 978 01:22:33,056 --> 01:22:34,569 You'll have more grip. 979 01:22:34,816 --> 01:22:37,046 Sounds like a good plan. We'll beat them. 980 01:22:37,216 --> 01:22:38,695 OK, let's go. 981 01:22:46,216 --> 01:22:50,926 You don't want them around but it's hard getting rid of these things. 982 01:22:51,096 --> 01:22:52,609 You can eat them. 983 01:22:53,696 --> 01:22:56,893 Them, not me. I'm the boss. So it's not... 984 01:22:57,296 --> 01:22:59,651 Can we talk it over? 985 01:23:01,336 --> 01:23:03,133 Go ahead, eat! 986 01:23:03,296 --> 01:23:04,934 No. You first! 987 01:23:05,096 --> 01:23:06,654 Me? 988 01:23:11,656 --> 01:23:13,169 Your turn. 989 01:23:17,776 --> 01:23:20,927 Come on! Shut up and eat. 990 01:23:21,576 --> 01:23:22,895 Disgusting. 991 01:23:23,056 --> 01:23:24,409 - Not bad at all! - Tasty. 992 01:23:40,536 --> 01:23:42,731 May the sand of the arena 993 01:23:42,896 --> 01:23:45,968 turn red with the blood of the vanquished! 994 01:23:47,536 --> 01:23:48,935 Ave, Caesar! 995 01:23:56,296 --> 01:23:58,412 Enjoy it while you can, Dad. 996 01:23:58,896 --> 01:24:02,332 Look at him! It won't last. 997 01:24:17,576 --> 01:24:18,895 Lovesix! 998 01:25:28,776 --> 01:25:29,970 That hurt. 999 01:26:09,296 --> 01:26:11,093 Hey, Greek! 1000 01:26:11,216 --> 01:26:13,252 Check your axle! 1001 01:26:13,576 --> 01:26:15,965 I gave it a going-over first! 1002 01:26:19,496 --> 01:26:21,009 Ciao! 1003 01:26:33,376 --> 01:26:34,968 I don't believe it! 1004 01:26:37,896 --> 01:26:38,965 2ND LAP 1005 01:26:41,376 --> 01:26:43,936 Good, Michael. 100 grains of sand ahead. 1006 01:26:57,416 --> 01:27:00,249 Go, Lovesix. You're the best! 1007 01:27:01,336 --> 01:27:03,804 Lovesix! Lovesix! 1008 01:27:07,296 --> 01:27:10,129 Was it wise giving the potion to Brutus? 1009 01:27:10,416 --> 01:27:12,247 Be patient, Obelix... 1010 01:27:12,416 --> 01:27:14,976 Patient? For now, Lovesix is last. 1011 01:28:01,376 --> 01:28:03,685 What? He's in the lead and he stops? 1012 01:28:04,496 --> 01:28:06,885 Maybe someone changed the rules. 1013 01:28:09,016 --> 01:28:10,495 A crucial moment, guys. 1014 01:28:17,376 --> 01:28:19,253 Jean, I need more grip. 1015 01:28:19,416 --> 01:28:20,974 The double-grip wheels! 1016 01:28:22,736 --> 01:28:24,931 No more pit-stops. Over to you, Michael. 1017 01:28:32,936 --> 01:28:34,255 Let's go, guys. 1018 01:28:38,936 --> 01:28:42,008 300 grains of sand. Good work, guys! 1019 01:28:54,736 --> 01:28:57,534 4 horsepower isn't bad. Lend me a few parts? 1020 01:29:04,696 --> 01:29:06,095 Bye, you Hun! 1021 01:29:11,136 --> 01:29:12,808 Cheat! 1022 01:29:13,296 --> 01:29:14,615 No way! 1023 01:29:17,896 --> 01:29:20,012 Who's the best? 1024 01:29:20,136 --> 01:29:24,095 Call this a chariot race? I call it a circus. Pathetic! 1025 01:29:24,256 --> 01:29:25,894 I'm taking note! 1026 01:29:27,056 --> 01:29:29,206 Bring on the empty horses! Fast! 1027 01:29:31,416 --> 01:29:33,532 My beloved! 1028 01:29:36,456 --> 01:29:37,491 Brutus! 1029 01:29:43,976 --> 01:29:45,011 What? 1030 01:29:45,736 --> 01:29:47,328 What the... 1031 01:29:47,456 --> 01:29:49,526 To encourage him. 1032 01:30:23,216 --> 01:30:24,569 Thanks, Jean! 1033 01:30:37,136 --> 01:30:40,572 - Obelix! - What? 1034 01:30:41,256 --> 01:30:44,168 - Stop that chariot! - Why? It's empty! 1035 01:30:44,296 --> 01:30:45,888 Exactly! Come on! 1036 01:30:46,056 --> 01:30:48,286 - Just do it! - Right! 1037 01:30:56,736 --> 01:30:58,215 Perfect! 1038 01:31:00,456 --> 01:31:01,889 Go, my babies! 1039 01:31:03,056 --> 01:31:04,455 What's he doing? 1040 01:31:05,176 --> 01:31:06,689 You just don't get it. 1041 01:31:07,016 --> 01:31:08,688 He can't beat Lovesix! 1042 01:31:09,696 --> 01:31:11,129 Spanish chariot, go! 1043 01:31:34,176 --> 01:31:36,736 Hey, Lovesix, who's champ now? 1044 01:31:48,736 --> 01:31:50,135 Stop! 1045 01:32:14,456 --> 01:32:15,889 Sheepskin? 1046 01:32:18,136 --> 01:32:20,730 Where is he? Where's Dogmatix? 1047 01:32:20,896 --> 01:32:23,490 Sorry, Obelix, I was with a fan. 1048 01:32:23,656 --> 01:32:25,009 Dogmatix has gone! 1049 01:32:26,056 --> 01:32:28,524 Don't blame me! I didn't even sing! 1050 01:32:29,696 --> 01:32:30,811 Dogmatix? 1051 01:32:31,336 --> 01:32:35,329 Praetorians, the race is nearly over. So what's the plan? 1052 01:32:35,496 --> 01:32:36,975 The VIP stand. Us. 1053 01:32:37,136 --> 01:32:39,570 Infiltrate. Surround. Caution. 1054 01:32:39,736 --> 01:32:43,365 Then I say, as we rehearsed, "You're under arrest!" 1055 01:32:44,096 --> 01:32:45,495 Who? Us? 1056 01:32:45,896 --> 01:32:47,329 No, not you! 1057 01:32:49,416 --> 01:32:50,849 Brutus? 1058 01:32:50,976 --> 01:32:53,092 No, not Brutus! 1059 01:32:54,296 --> 01:32:55,695 Lovesix! 1060 01:33:00,136 --> 01:33:01,330 Jump! 1061 01:33:11,976 --> 01:33:14,365 Remember. Above all, finish the race! 1062 01:33:19,816 --> 01:33:21,249 Thanks, Asterix! 1063 01:33:22,256 --> 01:33:24,292 Obelix! There he is! 1064 01:33:24,456 --> 01:33:25,855 - Where? - There! 1065 01:33:25,976 --> 01:33:28,968 Dogmatix! Stronger than summer love! 1066 01:33:29,376 --> 01:33:31,685 - More serious too. - You said it. 1067 01:33:31,856 --> 01:33:36,247 It's a plot! I arrest Caesar and get covered in gold. 1068 01:33:38,536 --> 01:33:40,686 And us? 1069 01:33:42,416 --> 01:33:45,931 I don't recall any mention of you guys. 1070 01:33:47,896 --> 01:33:50,205 You heard that? A plot against Caesar! 1071 01:33:56,296 --> 01:33:57,490 Gluteus Maximus! 1072 01:34:00,616 --> 01:34:02,527 Cut me free, you fool! 1073 01:34:07,096 --> 01:34:08,529 Gently! 1074 01:34:11,736 --> 01:34:13,055 See you, Brutus! 1075 01:34:21,776 --> 01:34:23,368 Outta the way! 1076 01:34:26,056 --> 01:34:28,616 You'll fart fire with this! Open up! 1077 01:34:28,856 --> 01:34:30,255 Not bad, huh? 1078 01:34:30,696 --> 01:34:32,607 This'll power you up! 1079 01:34:36,616 --> 01:34:38,368 Take it. It's good stuff! 1080 01:34:40,336 --> 01:34:41,815 Go, Lovesix! Go! 1081 01:35:55,936 --> 01:35:58,052 Louder! I can't hear you! 1082 01:36:02,056 --> 01:36:03,853 Brutus! 1083 01:36:05,696 --> 01:36:07,129 WINNER 1084 01:36:08,416 --> 01:36:09,565 Louder! 1085 01:36:18,056 --> 01:36:20,854 There you go! Brutus has won the Games. 1086 01:36:21,016 --> 01:36:23,814 And Greece wins a prince. Caesar is happy. 1087 01:36:24,176 --> 01:36:26,610 He found these games most amusing. 1088 01:36:26,776 --> 01:36:31,054 They may not last 2,000 years but they certainly are amusing. 1089 01:36:35,736 --> 01:36:37,647 Everything's fine. 1090 01:36:40,056 --> 01:36:41,853 Objection! 1091 01:36:41,976 --> 01:36:43,614 Complaint! 1092 01:36:44,056 --> 01:36:45,614 Protest! 1093 01:36:46,016 --> 01:36:51,374 I accuse Brutus of using a magic potion conferring superhuman powers! 1094 01:36:53,456 --> 01:36:55,811 Me? I cheated? 1095 01:36:57,816 --> 01:37:01,252 You're nuts, little man! Brutus needs no magic potions! 1096 01:37:02,696 --> 01:37:05,164 First, I can't make a magic potion. 1097 01:37:05,336 --> 01:37:08,487 Second, I don't know a druid who can make one. 1098 01:37:09,056 --> 01:37:11,729 And, third, I've won. So, zip it! 1099 01:37:12,896 --> 01:37:14,045 So, zip it! 1100 01:37:18,136 --> 01:37:20,206 A Greek princess cannot marry a cheat. 1101 01:37:21,896 --> 01:37:25,571 I demand that Brutus take the beetlyser test! 1102 01:37:28,616 --> 01:37:30,129 Who asked her? 1103 01:37:31,016 --> 01:37:33,610 I'd be delighted to, myrtle berry. 1104 01:37:33,776 --> 01:37:35,653 I'll take any test you like. 1105 01:37:48,776 --> 01:37:50,175 Sacrilege! 1106 01:37:50,976 --> 01:37:53,046 The beetles have vanished! 1107 01:37:54,856 --> 01:37:56,369 That's a bummer. 1108 01:37:56,536 --> 01:37:58,686 What can I say? We wanted to help... 1109 01:37:59,016 --> 01:38:02,850 Really, Brutus? Actually, we don't need the beetles. 1110 01:38:03,216 --> 01:38:07,573 Our druid coloured the magic potion to trap cheats 1111 01:38:07,896 --> 01:38:09,170 like you! 1112 01:38:09,296 --> 01:38:13,926 That's why your horses' tongues are blue! 1113 01:38:14,056 --> 01:38:15,853 Like yours! 1114 01:38:17,496 --> 01:38:21,967 A blue tongue? That's ridiculous! Let's get serious here! 1115 01:38:24,896 --> 01:38:28,332 If you want my hand, stick your tongue out at me. 1116 01:38:33,976 --> 01:38:36,285 I can't, my sweet. It would be rude. 1117 01:38:45,296 --> 01:38:47,014 Better than that! 1118 01:38:50,976 --> 01:38:52,375 All the way! 1119 01:38:58,856 --> 01:39:00,289 Hail to the Gauls! 1120 01:39:12,856 --> 01:39:16,053 We are the champions! 1121 01:39:17,216 --> 01:39:19,810 Couldn't you have said so?! 1122 01:39:29,016 --> 01:39:30,574 Up, Gaul! 1123 01:39:30,736 --> 01:39:32,294 That's the last straw! 1124 01:39:32,736 --> 01:39:34,328 No hard feelings, Mr Brutus? 1125 01:39:34,496 --> 01:39:36,168 At least you tried. 1126 01:39:36,336 --> 01:39:38,213 Village People, not now! 1127 01:39:38,376 --> 01:39:41,766 Mr Brutus, there's a plot against your dad! 1128 01:39:41,936 --> 01:39:44,131 - Romans! - Dressed in black! 1129 01:39:44,296 --> 01:39:46,730 Maybe we should help him out. 1130 01:39:46,896 --> 01:39:49,456 You have a moustache. I never noticed. 1131 01:39:51,016 --> 01:39:52,574 You're under arrest! 1132 01:39:57,896 --> 01:39:59,693 That's right, Dad! 1133 01:40:01,016 --> 01:40:04,053 Unlucky in sport, lucky in inheritance! 1134 01:40:04,456 --> 01:40:07,448 - It was Brutus! - That's terrible. 1135 01:40:07,616 --> 01:40:10,608 Caesar's dead! Brutus is born! 1136 01:40:11,376 --> 01:40:14,049 Long live Brutus the First! 1137 01:40:14,176 --> 01:40:16,132 Seize him! 1138 01:40:19,776 --> 01:40:21,448 I said, seize him! 1139 01:40:24,976 --> 01:40:27,012 Seize him, Tenacius! 1140 01:40:39,496 --> 01:40:42,647 Nice games, weren't they? Very relaxing. 1141 01:40:44,656 --> 01:40:47,216 When I said, "Seize him"... 1142 01:40:47,576 --> 01:40:49,726 I was joking. I meant, "Help him up. " 1143 01:40:50,456 --> 01:40:52,128 Really? 1144 01:40:54,216 --> 01:40:56,127 That's not a slap, Mr Caesar. 1145 01:40:56,576 --> 01:40:58,328 Who asked you, bozo? 1146 01:40:58,656 --> 01:41:00,533 May I? 1147 01:41:05,336 --> 01:41:06,928 That's a slap. 1148 01:41:07,176 --> 01:41:08,575 Thank you, Gaul. 1149 01:41:16,776 --> 01:41:20,485 We must render unto Gaul that which is Gaul's. 1150 01:41:22,736 --> 01:41:26,206 The race and the Olympic Games 1151 01:41:26,656 --> 01:41:28,692 were won by the team 1152 01:41:28,856 --> 01:41:30,574 of Gallo-Romans! 1153 01:42:19,016 --> 01:42:22,645 Thank you! Thank you, people! 1154 01:42:42,936 --> 01:42:45,404 As King Obnoxias is a man of his word, 1155 01:42:45,576 --> 01:42:48,488 Irina and Lovesix's wedding is held in Greece, 1156 01:42:48,656 --> 01:42:50,487 together with all the Gauls 1157 01:42:50,656 --> 01:42:53,045 who made the journey specially 1158 01:42:53,216 --> 01:42:55,684 and all the VIPs of the ancient world, 1159 01:42:55,856 --> 01:42:56,606 3- 2! 1160 01:43:00,936 --> 01:43:02,847 Edifis is here! 1161 01:43:08,896 --> 01:43:11,410 - I ' m glad to see you! - My pal! 1162 01:43:12,296 --> 01:43:13,888 Good to see you! 1163 01:43:14,056 --> 01:43:15,853 Getfixed! 1164 01:43:15,976 --> 01:43:17,568 Great to see you. 1165 01:43:17,696 --> 01:43:19,334 Edifis! 1166 01:43:20,776 --> 01:43:22,892 Hamsterixm! 1167 01:43:23,016 --> 01:43:24,688 Wrong! 1168 01:43:27,176 --> 01:43:28,575 It's funny... 1169 01:43:29,936 --> 01:43:31,415 You're more handsome. 1170 01:43:31,736 --> 01:43:33,931 It's true. I swear. 1171 01:43:34,096 --> 01:43:35,211 Good to see you. 1172 01:43:35,376 --> 01:43:36,729 I hear you won. 1173 01:43:36,896 --> 01:43:39,364 Yes! Let me tell you... 1174 01:43:39,536 --> 01:43:41,254 We started with the potion. 1175 01:43:41,416 --> 01:43:42,769 Then, they said... 1176 01:43:50,656 --> 01:43:53,011 Mrs Geriatrix - Edifis. 1177 01:43:53,456 --> 01:43:57,449 - He's Cleopatra's personal architect. - Well said. 1178 01:43:57,576 --> 01:44:00,215 Hi, Edifis. 1179 01:44:04,536 --> 01:44:05,969 Hi, ladies. 1180 01:44:06,096 --> 01:44:07,927 Excuse me, my friends. 1181 01:44:08,096 --> 01:44:10,564 Let a pro do this if you don't mind. 1182 01:44:10,856 --> 01:44:13,086 I want to introduce a fellow bard. 1183 01:44:13,256 --> 01:44:14,928 You'll see, he's mega. 1184 01:44:16,856 --> 01:44:18,528 Hairix Bardix. 1185 01:44:18,696 --> 01:44:19,924 Hey, Olympix! 1186 01:44:20,216 --> 01:44:23,845 Please give him a very warm welcome. 1187 01:44:24,056 --> 01:44:26,126 My love! 1188 01:44:28,456 --> 01:44:32,369 Gentlemen, let me show you 1189 01:44:32,536 --> 01:44:34,686 the new prototype of feet-ball. 1190 01:44:34,856 --> 01:44:36,369 I've done all kinds. 1191 01:44:36,536 --> 01:44:39,004 I built the Taj Halal. 1192 01:44:39,136 --> 01:44:41,445 Heard of it? It's in Papua. 1193 01:44:41,576 --> 01:44:43,089 What's in it? 1194 01:44:43,736 --> 01:44:46,534 What's in it? There's nothing in it. 1195 01:44:46,696 --> 01:44:48,732 It's a round haggis. 1196 01:44:49,296 --> 01:44:52,015 The Tower of Pisa... that was me. 1197 01:44:52,176 --> 01:44:55,771 OK, it tilts to one side. It's a concept. 1198 01:44:56,656 --> 01:44:58,248 It'll never work. 1199 01:44:58,496 --> 01:45:02,648 I can build an abode for your lady friends. Not funny? 1200 01:45:03,176 --> 01:45:06,009 It'll never work. I'll give you "It'll never work"! 1201 01:45:06,176 --> 01:45:08,326 You'll see if it'll never work. 1202 01:45:08,576 --> 01:45:09,645 Hey, Asterix! 1203 01:45:22,056 --> 01:45:24,365 What did I tell you? 1204 01:45:24,536 --> 01:45:26,970 That is bat-ball. 1205 01:45:34,456 --> 01:45:36,128 You're a sportsman? 1206 01:45:36,776 --> 01:45:39,927 Yes, of course, on several occasions. 1207 01:45:40,416 --> 01:45:42,611 Show me what you can do. 1208 01:45:43,696 --> 01:45:45,095 OK. 1209 01:45:45,616 --> 01:45:47,095 With the ball. 1210 01:45:48,656 --> 01:45:50,055 OK... 1211 01:45:53,696 --> 01:45:55,334 That turn you on? 1212 01:45:58,736 --> 01:46:01,296 - That all? - "That all"? 1213 01:46:26,096 --> 01:46:27,495 What do you want? 1214 01:46:27,976 --> 01:46:31,252 - Zidanis... We've been cousins for? - Too long. 1215 01:46:33,776 --> 01:46:36,165 - You're Egyptian, too. - I'm not. 1216 01:46:36,336 --> 01:46:38,167 You dressed me in this crap. 1217 01:46:38,376 --> 01:46:40,765 I bought you nice hair. Like it? 1218 01:46:40,936 --> 01:46:42,335 Yes, I like the hair. 1219 01:46:43,216 --> 01:46:44,934 That's down to me. 1220 01:46:54,656 --> 01:46:56,248 Get off my pyramids. 1221 01:46:56,416 --> 01:46:58,930 You get off my pyramids! I'm onto something big. 1222 01:46:59,376 --> 01:47:02,891 Like always with you! And we get the crap. 1223 01:47:03,056 --> 01:47:06,173 Finders keepers, losers weepers! 1224 01:47:06,296 --> 01:47:07,524 "Losers weepers"! 1225 01:47:08,216 --> 01:47:09,615 Tough! 1226 01:47:11,176 --> 01:47:13,132 Look, isn't that Olympic material? 1227 01:47:13,776 --> 01:47:15,448 Amazing foot work. 1228 01:47:15,896 --> 01:47:17,614 He looks like a pro. 1229 01:47:18,056 --> 01:47:21,810 He's not about to retire. Huh, Grandpa? 1230 01:47:24,576 --> 01:47:26,134 Want it? 1231 01:47:28,096 --> 01:47:29,495 There you go! 1232 01:47:51,256 --> 01:47:52,894 That's good. 1233 01:47:53,016 --> 01:47:57,646 Hold on. I'll call it hands-ball. 1234 01:47:58,216 --> 01:48:00,935 Edifis! Good to see you. 1235 01:48:01,056 --> 01:48:02,569 Can I have it? 1236 01:48:17,136 --> 01:48:19,013 Look, Michael Jordanus. 1237 01:48:21,776 --> 01:48:24,085 You're cruisin' for a bruisin'! 1238 01:48:25,096 --> 01:48:27,974 Please, mister, can I have my ball back? 1239 01:48:38,096 --> 01:48:41,486 So, are you sure we were a hit? 1240 01:48:41,896 --> 01:48:43,693 A hit-ette. 1241 01:48:43,816 --> 01:48:45,329 Stop sulking. 1242 01:48:45,496 --> 01:48:47,566 - Yes or no? - Yes. 1243 01:48:47,736 --> 01:48:49,135 Kiss! 1244 01:48:50,176 --> 01:48:52,087 - No, people can... - Kiss! 1245 01:48:52,216 --> 01:48:55,128 ...see us. - I said, kiss! 1246 01:48:55,256 --> 01:48:57,326 - I'm Edifis. - Now! 1247 01:48:57,776 --> 01:48:59,175 Now! 1248 01:49:01,696 --> 01:49:03,049 There! 1249 01:49:06,736 --> 01:49:09,045 The Olympics weren't bad, huh? 1250 01:49:09,216 --> 01:49:12,253 Well, you can't beat a good wild boar hunt. 1251 01:49:19,816 --> 01:49:23,126 Hey, Brutus! You said you'd cover us in gold. 1252 01:49:23,296 --> 01:49:25,207 We're just covered in chains. 1253 01:49:25,376 --> 01:49:27,844 I never said that. You misunderstood me. 1254 01:49:27,976 --> 01:49:29,295 Silence! 1255 01:49:29,536 --> 01:49:31,766 Caesar needs peace and quiet 1256 01:49:32,816 --> 01:49:34,966 to admire his imperial reflection. 1257 01:49:35,136 --> 01:49:36,569 Hey, you two! 1258 01:49:37,816 --> 01:49:39,329 Row faster and silently! 1259 01:49:40,816 --> 01:49:42,408 You too, my son. 1260 01:49:43,416 --> 01:49:45,327 Ave, Dad. 1261 01:49:47,176 --> 01:49:48,609 Ave, me. 84369

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