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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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Man: IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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ANY LAST WORDS,
McPHERSON?
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YOU'RE KILLING
AN INNOCENT MAN!
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MAY GOD HAVE MERCY
ON YOUR SOUL.
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[ STATIC POPS ]
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THAT THING NOW?
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[ CLANGING ]
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STOP THE EXECUTION!
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WE HAVE NEW EVIDENCE!
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THE NANNY CAM MY WIFE USED
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TO CATCH ME CHEATING ON HER
WITH THE NANNY!
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I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT!
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THE MURDER WEAPON WAS PLANTED
IN McPHERSON'S ROOM!
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BY A GODDAMN ROBOT?
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[ MECHANICAL LAUGHTER ]
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AND I ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT,
TOO!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I FRAMED THIS FOOL
FOR MURDER
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KNOWING HE'D GET
THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!
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YOU SEE, MY FETISH
IS OBLIVIOUS HAND JOBS!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OH, BUT I'VE BEEN FLIPPING
THAT SWITCH FOR WEEKS!
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THANKS FOR THE SPANKS!
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L.O.L.!
R.O.F.L.!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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Announcer:
"ROBOT CHICKEN" PRESENTS
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THE FIRST-EVER $100 MILLION
KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN --
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"HANDJOB ROBOT"!
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A TWO-HOUR FEATURE FILM.
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PLEDGE NOW -- GET A TOTE BAG.
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WHACKING OFF SUMMER 2017
BRIEFLY IN THEATERS!
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OH, RIGHT, I GET IT.
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[ Thinking ]
MY NAME IS MATT MURDOCK.
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AN ACCIDENT WITH
A CHEMICAL TRUCK TOOK MY SIGHT
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BUT ENHANCED MY OTHER SENSES.
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NOW I PROTECT HELL'S KITCHEN
AS DAREDEVIL.
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[ SNIFFING ]
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UH,
W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, I'M BILL SMITH.
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AN ACCIDENT WITH
A CHEMICAL TRUCK TOOK AWAY
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MY SENSE OF TASTE BUT ENHANCED
MY SENSE OF SMELL.
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NOW I SNIFF OUT CRIME...
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[ SNIFFING DRAMATICALLY ]
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...AS THE SCHNOZZ.
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[ LICKING ]
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UGH.
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THAT'S NOT SANITARY AT ALL.
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WHAT?
SORRY, I'M THERESA JOHNSON.
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AN ACCIDENT WITH
A CHEMICAL TRUCK TOOK MY HEARING
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BUT ENHANCED MY SENSE OF TASTE.
[ LICKING ]
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NOW I GIVE CRIME A LICKIN'
AS TASTE-T.
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GET IT? "TASTY."
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THAT IS VERY CLEVER.
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WHAT?
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SMELLS LIKE HE WAS
THROWN OFF THE ROOF.
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THIS GUY
WASN'T KILLED HERE.
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HE WAS THROWN
OFF THE ROOF.
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-THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID!
-WHAT?
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OH, THERE'S THE BODY.
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HI. I'M TIM KELLY.
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AN ACCIDENT WITH A CHEMICAL
TRUCK TOOK MY SENSE OF DIRECTION
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BUT GAVE ME
A FABULOUS SENSE OF STYLE.
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NOW I DISROBE CRIME
AS THE DRESSER.
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AND HE SHOULD NOT HAVE WORN THAT
TO HIS DEATH.
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-WHAT?
-WHAT?!
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-WAIT, WAIT!
-ANOTHER ONE?
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
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I CAN'T KID.
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AN ACCIDENT WITH A CHEMICAL
TRUCK TOOK MY SENSE OF HUMOR,
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BUT ENHANCED
MY SENSE OF URGENCY.
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I'M URGENCIA.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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A CHEMICAL-TRUCK ACCIDENT
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COULD NOT TAKE
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
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-I STAND CORRECTED.
-WHAT?!
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YOU PLAY BACCARAT WELL,
MISTER...
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BOND.
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[ SLURPING ]
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NO FIRST NAME, OR...
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[ SLURPING ]
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AT ANY RATE, HOW ABOUT
WE PLAY A MORE INTER--
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JAMES BOND.
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[ SIGHS ]
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I CALL THIS GAME
MASTERMIND.
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WHAT ARE THE RULES?
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BEHIND THIS SHIELD,
I'VE PLACED FOUR COLORED PEGS.
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YOU HAVE 10 CHANCES
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TO GUESS THE PROPER COLORS
IN THE PROPER ORDER.
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CHILD'S PLAY.
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♪♪
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VERY GOOD, MR. BOND.
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YOU HAVE GUESSED
THREE CORRECT COLORS,
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BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM
IS IN THE CORRECT POSITION.
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THEREFORE,
I'VE PLACED TWO WHITE PEGS,
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SIGNIFYING TWO OF THE COLORS
ARE CORRECT,
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BUT IN THE WRONG POSITION.
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AND ONE BLACK PEG,
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SIGNIFYING CORRECT COLOR
IN THE CORRECT POSITION.
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GO AGAIN.
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SO SORRY, MR. BOND.
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NOW YOU HAVE BUT ONE WHITE PEG
AND ONE BLACK PEG.
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NOT ONLY HAVE YOU GUESSED
ONE FEWER CORRECT COLOR,
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BUT YOU CAN'T BE
COMPLETELY CERTAIN
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THAT THE COLOR YOU PLACED IN THE
SAME ORDER AS THE PREVIOUS TURN
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IS ACTUALLY THE COLOR
EARNING THE BLACK --
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DIE!
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HOW DARE YOU --
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I'D RATHER GET BUTT-SLAMMED
WITH A CALCULUS TEXTBOOK.
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BUTTSLAM? THAT'S MY NAME.
FANCIA BUTTSLAM.
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007, DID YOU GET
THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES?
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WHOOPS.
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HEY, MAN.
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WHAT IF WE'RE NOT WHITE
WITH BLACK STRIPES, MAN?
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LIKE, WHAT IF WE'RE, LIKE, BLACK
WITH, LIKE, WHITE STRIPES.
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DUDE. SERIOUSLY.
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HAVE YOU EVER, LIKE FUCKING
LOOKED AT YOUR HOOVES?
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THERE IS, LIKE, THIS WORLD
INSIDE YOUR HOOVES
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WAITING FOR YOU,
JUST WAITING.
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WHOA.
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[ GASPS ]
IT'S JOHNNY!
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HE'S GONNA PLAY SIMON!
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I AM SO WET RIGHT NOW.
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NOBODY BEATS SIM--
WHAT?
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AAH! OH, MY GOD.
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OH!
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[ BEEPING ]
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THANK YOU, SIMON!
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JOHNNY, YOU'RE AMAZING!
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WITH YOUR SICK SIMON SKILLS,
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YOU COULD DO ANYTHING YOU WANT
IN LIFE!
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[ Echoing ] LIFE!
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NEXT CUSTOMER.
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YEAH, HI.
CAN I GET ONE HARD TACO,
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ONE SOFT TACO, ONE MEDIUM TACO,
ONE TACO PIZZA,
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ONE TACO COMBO TACO,
ONE SPICY TACO COMBO,
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TACO PLATE -- NO, WAIT.
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MAKE THAT ONE SOFT TACO,
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TWO TACO SUPREME TACOS
WITH EXTRA TACO BITS,
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ONE VEGAN TACO WITH BACON,
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AND A DR. BROWN'S
CELERY TONIC.
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[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
THANK YOU, SIMON!
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UH, MY NAME'S JOEL.
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ARE YOU GONNA
GET MY FOOD?
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[ FARTING ]
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[ FARTING ]
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[ POOPING VIOLENTLY ]
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GET OUT OF THERE, SNAKE!
[ BEEPING ]
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GREAT MOVE.
LET'S CONTINUE THE MISSION.
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HA! THEY DON'T CALL ME
"SOLID SNAKE" FOR NOTHING.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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FLUSH.
[ TOILET FLUSHING ]
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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YOU CHEATED!
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DON'T TATER-HATE
THE TATER-PLAYER!
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TATER-HATE THE TATER-GAME,
TATER-HATER!
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TATERS GONNA TATE!
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OH, MARTIN.
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WHILE WE STILL HAVE
THESE MOMENTS TOGETHER,
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I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I LOVE YOU.
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EXCUSE ME, SORRY.
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I GOT TO CHANGE THE BATTERY
IN THAT SMOKE DETECTOR.
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LET ME JUST
GET UP IN HERE.
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OH, NO, NO, IT'S COOL.
HE -- HE DIED HOURS AGO.
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HEY, PARTY POPPLE!
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HEY, PANCAKE POPPLE!
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WHERE'S PUTTER POPPLE!
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JESUS CHRIST,
I'VE HAD MY FACE
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PRESSED UP AGAINST MY BALLS
FOR HOURS.
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ARE THERE SCROTE MARKS
ON MY NOSE OR WHAT?
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I MEAN FUCK ME.
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ANYWAY,
WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
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WELL, I'VE GOT NO IDEA HOW TO
PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
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LET'S SEE IF THE HORSES
HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS!
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WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS?
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ANY THOUGHTS ON
PUTTING HUMPTY DUMPTY
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BACK TOGETHER AGAIN?
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[ SNORTS ]
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WELL,
IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.
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DAVE,
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
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[ LAUGHS ] YAY!
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WOW.
THAT WAS FUN, SISTERHOOD.
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BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS.
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All: TIME TO PASS
THE TRAVELING PANTS!
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HERE YOU GO, TIBBY.
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[ SNIFFS ] UGH!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
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Both: EW!
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IT'S NOT FAIR!
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I ALWAYS GET THE PANTS DURING
OUR SYNCHED-UP PERIOD WEEK!
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[ SOBBING ]
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IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN
EVENTUALLY.
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OH,
THAT'S REAL RICH, BRIDGET.
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AS RICH AS THAT TURD
YOU BLASTED!
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[ GASPS ]
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ADMIT IT --
THIS ISN'T BLOOD!
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YOU SHIT
THE TRAVELING PANTS!
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-[ GASPS ]
-IS IT TRUE?
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YEAH! I DID IT!
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I SHIT THE PANTS!
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AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!
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[ FARTING ]
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GREAT.
NOW I SHIT MY PANTS.
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Narrator:
AND THAT'S WHEN THE TRAVELING
PANTS MADE ONE FINAL JOURNEY --
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TO GOODWILL.
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THE END.
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BRIDGET, DID YOU
SHIT THE CURTAIN, TOO?!
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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YEAH, YEAH, NOW TAKE THE LORD'S
NAME IN VAIN!
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I'LL MAKE IT RAIN
FOR 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS!
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Together: FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS,
JUMPING ON THE BED!
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ONE FELL OFF
AND BUMPED HIS HEAD!
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MAMA CALLED THE DOCTOR
AND THE DOCTOR SAID...
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I'M CALLING
CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES.
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MICRONAUTS, NO LONGER WILL WE
TRAVEL AROUND MICROPOLIS
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WITH ANTIQUATED VEHICLES
LIKE THESE.
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[ CREAKING ]
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STARTING TODAY,
WE WILL RACE AROUND THE CITY
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FIGHTING EVIL
AT THE SPEED OF COMPRESSED AIR!
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BEHOLD!
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I ONLY HAVE ONE QUESTION --
DOES IT SHOOT TOILET PLUNGERS?
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BECAUSE IF IT DOESN'T,
I'M OUT.
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[ CLANG ]
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UH,
TIME TRAVELER, IT'S, UH,
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KIND OF HARD TO MOVE
IN THIS THING.
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THAT'S THE POINT,
MEMBROS.
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OTHERWISE, THE PRESSURE COULD
RIP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS OFF.
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WHAT?! JESUS, ARE YOU SURE
THIS THING IS SAFE?
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IT'S JUST AIR, YOU BABY.
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NOW, GET IN THERE.
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IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT,
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HE'S CURRENTLY RIDING ACROSS
TOWN ON A GENTLE CUSHION OF AIR
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AT 690 MILES AN HOUR.
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00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,986
[ SCREAMING ]
238
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:51,992
[ SCREAMING ]
239
00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:54,927
OH FUUUUCK!
240
00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:57,396
G-GRANDMA AND SPARKY?
241
00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:59,264
BUT YOU'RE --
YOU'RE BOTH DEAD!
242
00:09:59,331 --> 00:10:03,802
MY ADDRESS IN HEAVEN
IS 1381 WEST CLOUD AVENUE.
243
00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:05,938
LOOK ME UP WHEN YOU GET HERE
IN A MINUTE.
244
00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:08,475
DO -- DO YOU MEAN A LITERAL
MINUTE OR A HEAVEN MINUTE?
245
00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:09,675
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
246
00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:11,643
IN YOU GO.
COME ON, IN YOU GO.
247
00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:15,247
SPREAD OUT FAR AND WIDE AND
KEEP THE CITY SAFE FROM EVIL.
248
00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:17,350
SO, HOW DO I STOP IT
WHEN I GET TO MY EXIT?
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00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,718
ARE THERE BRAKES?
-BRAKES?
250
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,853
[ CHUCKLES ]
OF COURSE THERE ARE BRAKES.
251
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,556
THEY'RE RIGHT OVER THERE.
252
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,157
OH FUCK ME.
253
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,592
OH FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT
254
00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,193
HERE! H-HERE YOU GO!
255
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,194
USE THESE!
256
00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:30,130
DUCK AND COVER!
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00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:33,701
[ GROANING ]
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00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:38,972
GRANDMA!
259
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,873
WELL,
YOU SURE DIED STUPID.
260
00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,675
OH, YEAH, AND SLIPPING
ON A PATCH OF ICE
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00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,143
WAS A REAL HERO'S DEATH.
262
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,313
HERE'S YOUR MEDAL OF HONOR.
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00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,114
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,449
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
265
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,450
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK
WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:52,618
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
267
00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:53,953
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
268
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,788
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK
WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
269
00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:56,789
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
270
00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,124
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
271
00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,126
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK
WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
272
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,329
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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