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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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Man: IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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OKAY, TEAM.
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LET'S RECYCLE
THIS WALKING TRASH HEAP.
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[ UP-TEMPO METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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Man:
UH, WHAT IS SRI LANKA?
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Man #2: CORRECT.
OH, I KNEW THAT!
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THEN WHY'D YOU SAY
SINGAPORE?
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WATCH OUT, TEAM.
HE'S A FEISTY ONE.
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OH!
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[ ROARING ]
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[ THUD ]
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HERB, WHAT IS IT?!
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I DON'T KNOW, GLYNNIS.
REMINDS ME OF NAM.
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IT'S ALL DEWY.
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SMELLS LIKE KIMCHI.
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[ FART! ]
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LOOK, GLYNNIS!
A CAVE!
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[ DISTANT ROARING ]
IT'S VERY HUMID IN HERE.
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WELL, I DON'T CARE!
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YOU KNOW, I'VE REALIZED
SOMETHING, GLYNNIS.
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I HAVEN'T FELT THIS ALIVE
IN YEARS!
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OH, I FEEL IT, TOO,
SUGAR BUMPS.
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[ THUD ]
THE FLASHLIGHT!
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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WELL, WHAT NOW, HERB?
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WELL, I BROUGHT MY LIGHTER.
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[ FART! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
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[ WHISTLE! ]
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[ CRASH IN DISTANCE ]
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[ SOMBER ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS ]
OH, KELLY,
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I-I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
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THANK YOU,
MR. GREENFIELD.
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FORGIVE ME, BUT I NEVER GOT
A STRAIGHT ANSWER.
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EXACTLY HOW DID HERB
AND GLYNNIS PASS AWAY?
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[ SIGHS ]
WELL, BEST AS WE CAN TELL,
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THEY WERE EXPLORING
THE ANAL CAVITY
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OF A 12-STORY MOSS MONSTER
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WHEN THEY ACCIDENTALLY IGNITED
A METHANE POCKET.
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THEY HAD TO DIG THEM
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OUT OF THE SIDE OF
A GRADE SCHOOL TWO MILES AWAY.
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[ MUSIC STOPS ]
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I CAN'T TELL
WHETHER YOU'RE KIDDING.
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REALLY, DUDE?
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OOH. NICE CAR.
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
IT'S THE MACH 5.
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-HOW FAST CAN IT GO?
-IT CAN GO FAST.
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-CAN IT GO MACH 5?
-IT CANNOT.
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YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR CAR
THE HORSESHIT LIE.
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D-- HUH?
[ WHIR! ]
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WAIT. WHAT?
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[ DIALING ]
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Man: Thank you for calling
Bank of America.
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Press 1 for English.
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Para español,
presione número dos.
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[ Beep ]
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For accounts,
press or say 1.
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1.
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For customer service,
press or say 2.
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1.
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For money management,
please press 3.
1!
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To repeat this menu --
1!
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For accounts --
AH!
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For billing,
press or say 2.
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I JUST PRESSED -- OH, MY G--
REPRESENTATIVE.
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To hear this menu again --
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REPRESENTATIVE.
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Did you say
"representative"?
YES!
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[ Ringing ]
[ Tone plays ]
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All of our representatives
are helping other customers.
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Please stay on the line.
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Your current wait time is
[Mechanically] 87 minutes.
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FUCK THIS.
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[ ANGELIC CHOIR VOCALIZES ]
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MY WAIT TIME WAS 87 MINUTES,
BRIAN.
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LOOK, ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS THAT
THAT SWEDISH "MINECRAFT" PUNK
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ACTUALLY DOES HAVE
MORE MONEY THAN ME.
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[ Nasally ] UH, NOPE.
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WHEW!
THAT'S A RELIEF.
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[ Chuckling ]
I WAS, UH --
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OH, OH, OHH!
[ FARTING ]
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OHH! OHH!
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D'OH, GOD.
ANYWAY, THANKS.
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[ BOING! ]
[ ANGELIC CHOIR VOCALIZES ]
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[ SIGHS HEAVILY ]
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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IT'S OVER, ANAKIN!
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
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YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER.
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DON'T TRY IT.
HIGH GROUND!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY
THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM!
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HIGH GROUND!
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I HATE YOU!
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YOU WERE MY BROTHER,
ANAKIN.
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I LOVED YOU!
HIGH GROUND!
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[ FOOSH! ]
AAH!
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WHOOPS.
I BETTER GRAB THAT THERE.
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HIGH GROUND.
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[ Voice breaking ] WAIT.
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ARE YOU FUCKING ROBBING ME?
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I'LL GIVE IT TO YOUR SON
SOME DAY
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IF PADMé ISN'T,
YOU KNOW, DEAD.
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I MEAN,
SHE LOOKED PRETTY DEAD TO ME
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FROM UP HERE...
ON THE HIGH GROUND.
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WAIT. WAIT.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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UH, I'M LITERALLY
JUST C-COOKING TO DEATH.
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PLEASE JUST KILL ME.
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THAT'S NOT
THE HIGH-GROUND WA--
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I MEAN, THE JEDI WAY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
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I'M SAYING I'VE BEATEN YOU,
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AND I'M ON THE HIGH GROUND,
SO...
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HIGH GROUND.
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AND I'LL TAKE
NORTHEAST MINNESOTA.
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THAT LEAVES SELLING INSURANCE
IN SOUTHWEST MICHIGAN FOR YOU.
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I WANT TO KNOW WHY I NEVER GET
NORTHEAST MINNESOTA!
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YOU WANT ANSWERS?!
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I WANT DULUTH!
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE DULUTH!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE,
UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ ROARING ]
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OH, MY GOD!
IT'S BIGFOOT!
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WAIT A SECOND, SUSAN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT GUYS WITH BIG FEET.
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[ BOTH SHUDDER ]
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UH-HUH!
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[ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ]
Man: AND SO BEGAN
THE LEGEND OF BIGDICK.
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Mr. Hands:
GEE, MR. BILL.
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SLUGGO WANTED YOU TO MEET HIS
NEW FRIEND, MR. ROLLING PIN.
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OH, NO!
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MR. HANDS, I WARNED YOU,
IF YOU KEPT MESSING WITH ME --
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[ SQUISH! ]
OH! OH, NO!
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OHHH, NOOOOO!
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GEE, MR. BILL.
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YOUR CLAY DOESN'T SEEM
AS SQUASHY THIS WEEK.
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IT'S CALLED C-4,
MOTHERFUCKER!
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[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
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OH, NO!
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
GROWL!
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[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
ROAR!
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WE'LL RESCUE YOU,
PIGGY!
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GET LOST, YOU BLUE WEIRDO.
WE'RE ON A DATE.
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ROAR!
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ROAR AGAIN!
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ALL RIGHT, GANG!
LET HIM HAVE IT!
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AAH! MY EYE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
DIRECT HIT!
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WHOA! WHOA-HO-HO!
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[ CRUNCH! ]
OW!
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[ HORN BLARES ]
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[ DREAMY CHORD PLAYS ]
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YOU CAN STOP PRETENDING NOW,
"KERMIE."
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[ GIGGLES ]
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KERMIE?
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[ GASPS ]
KERMIE?
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[ PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYS ]
Nanny:
OH, MY GOD, KERMIT.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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WE WERE PLAYING KING KONG,
NANNY,
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AND KERMIE KONG FELL
OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
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♪♪
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OKAY, NEW GAME, KIDS.
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IT'S CALLED CLEANING UP
THE CRIME SCENE.
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PIGGY, GET THE BLEACH.
GONZO -- HACKSAW.
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FOZZIE, YOU GO GET EVERY
HEFTY BAG YOU CAN FIND.
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BUT [SNIFFLES]
WHAT ABOUT MY KERMIE?
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HE NEVER LOVED YOU.
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NOW MOVE, GOD DAMN IT!
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[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ FLATLINE ]
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WHAT?! I'M DEAD?!
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
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YOU WERE 105 YEARS OLD,
HAD 3 TYPES OF CANCER,
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WERE BLIND AND DEAF
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AND HAD A BRAIN TUMOR
THE SIZE OF A CANTALOUPE.
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[ ANGELIC CHOIR VOCALIZES ]
I COULD'VE PULLED THROUGH.
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I GOT YOUR SHIT NOW,
ASSHOLE!
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OH, HEY, HEY!
OW! AW, COME ON!
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OH FUCK.
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I COULD'VE SWORN I HAD
ANOTHER ROBE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
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[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]
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OH, MAN, ANOTHER DEATH.
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WELL, I-I CAN'T GO NAKED.
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[ BONES CLACK ]
[ GROANS ]
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OH!
A-AM I DEAD?
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UH, YEAH.
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[ LAUGHS CRAZILY ]
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OH, MY GOD.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, MAN?
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[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]
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ALL RIGHT, SALLY,
YOU'VE GOT CONTROL OF MIKEY.
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DOWN, PLEASE.
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[ WHIR! ]
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NOW, YOU KNOW DOWN
IS A BOMB.
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YES.
KILL HIM.
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OKAY.
MIKEY'S GOING DOWN.
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[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS,
CROWD CHEERING ]
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[ SCREAMING ]
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[ Crying ] OH, MY GOD!
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HO, HO!
LOOKS LIKE MIKEY'S STILL ALIVE!
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AND, CHESTER,
YOU'VE GOT CONTROL.
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DOWN.
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[ GASPS ]
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COME ON, MIKEY.
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[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS,
CROWD CHEERING ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ SOBBING ]
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ALL RIGHT, SALLY.
WHERE TO?
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NO, PLEASE.
FINISH ME.
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GO LEFT.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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YOU'RE A BITCH.
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♪ NOW DRACULA
REALLY HAS IT TOGETHER ♪
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♪ DRINKIN' BLOOD
OUT OF SEXY CHICKS ♪
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♪ BUT WHEN THIS VAMPIRE'S
UNDER THE WEATHER ♪
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♪ HE GOES TO SEE DR. ROSENWITZ
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[ Transylvanian accent ]
INFORM DR. ROSENWITZ
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THAT I, COUNT DRACULA,
HAVE ARRIVED.
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DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?
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♪ DRACULA
WAS A WALK-IN PATIENT ♪
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♪ AND ROSENWITZ
WAS SUPER BOOKED ♪
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♪ BUT THE OTHER DOCTOR
NAMED SOMETHING ASIAN ♪
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♪ HAD A SPOT AT 3:00,
SO HE'D TAKE A LOOK ♪
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MR. DRACULA,
I'M DR. HONG.
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♪ OOH, THAT WAS IT, DR. HONG
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♪ WE KNEW IT WAS EITHER HONG
OR WONG ♪
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SO, WHAT SEEMS
TO BE THE PROBLEM TODAY?
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[ COUGHS ]
A SORE THROAT. BLEH.
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I PROBABLY JUST NEED
A Z-PAK OR SOMETHING. BLEH.
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WELL,
I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.
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NURSE,
WHAT WAS HIS BLOOD PRESSURE?
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0/0.
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OKAY,
THAT'S PRETTY LOW.
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I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT
UP AROUND 120/80 NEXT TIME.
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SO, STAND UP,
AND LET'S CHECK THOSE TESTICLES.
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[ SPLAT! ]
OH, GOD!
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THOSE ARE HANGING
A LITTLE LOW.
239
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WELL, I AM 900 YEARS OLD.
BLEH, BLEH.
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♪ WELL, IT WASN'T STREP
241
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♪ IT WAS ACID REFLUX
242
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♪ HE DIDN'T NEED A Z-PAK
AT ALL ♪
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THE STORY'S OVER,
BUT WE'RE BACK NEXT WEEK
244
00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:40,052
NOW HERE'S ANOTHER LOOK
AT DRACULA'S BALLS.
245
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[ SPLAT! ]
HERE THEY ARE!
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[ TWINKLE! ]
BLEH!
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[ INSECTS BUZZING ]
248
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HI. I'M HERE FOR
THE "DOPPELGANG-BANG."
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COME ON IN.
250
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[ UPBEAT ACOUSTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
251
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WHOO-HOO!
252
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[ LAUGHTER ]
253
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[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
254
00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:04,110
[ SCREECHING, BLEATING ]
255
00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:06,312
[ Hissing ]
GO AHEAD, EVE.
256
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,013
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
TAKE A BITE.
257
00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,184
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ BLEATS ]
258
00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,453
[ BEEPING, WHIRRING ]
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00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,823
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
260
00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,860
[ Austrian accent ]
I NEED YOUR FUR, YOUR ANTLERS,
261
00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:21,928
AND YOUR HOOVES.
262
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,696
BUT THIS IS
THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE.
263
00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:25,231
EATING FROM IT
IS FORBIDDEN.
264
00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,935
GET DOWN!
[ SCREAMING ]
265
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,570
NEVER SEEN TWO SERPENTS
FIGHT BEFORE.
266
00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:33,272
IT'S NOT A SERPENT.
AAH!
[ HISSING ]
267
00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:34,540
YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
268
00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,342
COME WITH ME
IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
269
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,543
CAN YOUR SERPENT DO THAT?
270
00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,979
IT'S NOT A SERPENT.
IT'S A PENIS.
271
00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,382
WHAT'S A PENIS?
272
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,550
MOVE!
273
00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:45,784
WHAT WAS THAT?!
274
00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:48,220
IT'S A TERMINATOR SENT
FROM THE FUTURE TO KILL YOU.
275
00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,256
TERMINATOR?!
A CYBERNETIC ORGANISM.
276
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,757
IT IS --
A CYBER WHAT?
277
00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:54,194
PART MAN, PART MACHINE.
IT HAS BEEN SENT TO --
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MACHINE?!
YES, ARTIFICIAL.
279
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,396
CREATED BY MAN.
280
00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:58,698
CREATED FROM ADAM'S RIB?
281
00:09:58,765 --> 00:09:59,799
NO, NOT LIKE THAT.
282
00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,435
IT'S A ROBOT BUILT AND SENT HERE
TO KILL YOU.
283
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:03,536
KILL ME?!
284
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,304
YES, BECAUSE YOUR
GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-
285
00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,473
GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-
GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-
286
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,876
GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-
GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-
287
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,144
GREAT GRANDSON
288
00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,079
WILL ONE DAY LEAD
THE HUMAN REBELLION
289
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,947
AGAINST SKYNET
AND THE MACHINES.
290
00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:16,516
I MEAN, WHAT IS KILL?
291
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:17,883
DEAD. GONE.
292
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,151
OH,
THERE YOU ARE, EVE.
293
00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:20,753
AAH! IT FOUND US!
294
00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,221
ADAM!
295
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,956
[ GURGLING ]
296
00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:25,692
THAT WAS NOT
THE OTHER TERMINATOR.
297
00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:28,294
[ Crying ]
THIS COULD'VE BEEN MY SISTER.
298
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:32,899
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
299
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,903
[ SHRIEKING ]
300
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,070
I'M SO CONFUSED.
301
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,606
HERE.
EAT FROM THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE.
302
00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:41,608
[ MUNCH! ]
303
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,576
OH!
THAT'S A PENIS!
304
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,511
YES.
305
00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:46,545
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
306
00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:47,880
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
307
00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:49,882
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK
WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
308
00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,050
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
309
00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,385
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
310
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,220
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK
WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
311
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,221
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
312
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,556
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
313
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,558
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK
WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,761
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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