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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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Man: IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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ARE YOU READY, JOHN COFFEY?
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YES, BOSS EDGECOMB.
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THEN IT'S TIME
TO WALK THE GREEN MILE.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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[ SCREECHES ]
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OH, SURE, YEAH,
CLOSE THE DOOR.
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[ SCREECHING CONTINUES ]
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TREVOR,
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.
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YOU'RE NOT GETTING
A RAISE.
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[ SCREECHES ]
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NO. A HALF-HOUR IS MORE
THAN ENOUGH TIME TO EAT LUNCH.
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[ SCREECHES ]
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UNIONIZE?
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FUCK YOU, TREVOR.
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I KNOW I PAY A FAIR WAGE!
[ SCREECHES ]
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WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
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[ ALL SCREECHING ]
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[ SCREECHING CONTINUES ]
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LOOK, AS LONG AS THEY
DON'T FIGURE OUT
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AZKABAN IS ACTUALLY A PRISON
FOR DEMENTORS, [SNICKERS]
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THEY CAN HAVE AS LONG
OF A LUNCH BREAK AS THEY WANT.
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EITHER WAY, LET'S, UH,
CLOSE THIS FUCKING WINDOW.
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DAD, EVERYONE'S
MAKING FUN OF ME.
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SON, THIS COUNTRY
IS MADE UP OF
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ALL DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE,
ALL SHAPES AND SIZES.
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THAT'S WHAT MAKES
AMERICA GREAT.
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NEVER FORGET THAT.
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PLUS, YOU CAN'T HELP WHO
YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, KEL?
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WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?
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KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA!
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I DO, I DO, I DO-OOH!
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I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY.
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Together:
AND WE LOVE YOU, KA-ORANGE.
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FREAKS!
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
DON'T YOU WORRY.
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THEY'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE
OF HISTORY, KA-ORANGE.
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AN ARMY RANGER, THE LONE RANGER,
WALKER, TEXAS RANGER,
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RANGER RICK, AND RANGER SMITH
FROM "YOGI BEAR"
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BATTLE TO THE DEATH.
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WHO WINS?
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THIS IS EASY.
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[ HAWKS SCREECH ]
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ARMY RANGER
THROWS A FLASH BANG,
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THEN HE PICKS THEM OFF
WITH HIS M40.
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THE END.
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THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE
TO HOW IT WOULD GO.
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[ HAWKS SCREECHING ]
FIRST OF ALL,
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THE LONE RANGER'S
THE FASTEST DRAW IN THE ROOM.
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BUT WALKER, TEXAS RANGER,
HAS THE FASTEST REFLEXES.
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MEANWHILE, RANGER SMITH
ELIMINATES RANGER RICK.
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AFTER THAT,
YOU'LL HEAR TWO SOUNDS --
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THE COCK OF A TEXAS SHOTGUN,
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AND RANGER SMITH SHITTING
HIS WEIRD, LUMPY PANTS.
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WANT TO KNOW WHO'D WIN?
I'LL TELL YA!
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[ HAWKS SCREECHING ]
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YOU EVER SEE A WILD ANIMAL
WHEN IT'S CORNERED?
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INSTINCT TAKES OVER!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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[ RACCOON CHATTERING ]
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[ FARTS ]
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IF THE RACCOON SMELLS FEAR,
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THAT'S WHEN THEY GO
TRULY BLOOD-SIMPLE.
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[ SCREAMS ]
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[ RACCOON CHATTERING ]
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AAH!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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I'VE SEEN EXACTLY
THE SAME THING IN THE WAR.
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MY PLATOON WAS PINNED DOWN
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UNTIL THEM HARBOR BOMBERS
DISTURBED A NEST OF RACCOONS.
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FIVE MINUTES LATER, NOTHING
LEFT IN THEM BUT SKELETONS.
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IT HAPPENED.
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IT'S IN
THE "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN"
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DELETED SCENES!
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SORRY.
MY GRANDPA'S CRAZY.
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I THINK
HE'S COOL AS SHIT.
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AH-CHOO!
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GOD BLESS YOU.
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THERE'S NO GOD
IN THIS HOUSE!
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OKAY.
TIME OUT, YOUNG LADY.
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YOUR MOTHER
SUCKS COCKS IN HELL.
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WELL,
MUST BE 1956 IN HELL.
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OH. HMM. HMM.
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I COULD HAVE SWORE
I PUT THEM IN MY POCK--
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I MUST HAVE DROPPED THE KEY.
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BE RIGHT BACK.
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[ PANTING ]
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HYAH, HYAH, HYAH!
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OH, YEAH!
TOUGH LUCK IS SO SEXY!
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I HEAR TOUGH LUCK
IS A REAL ROUGH FUCK
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HA!
HIGH FIVE!
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SHUT UP, HIGH FIVE!
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IF ANYONE'S GONNA CONQUER
THAT KITTY,
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IT'S GONNA BE ME, BUSHWHACK.
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AX TO THE MAX!
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[ WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY ]
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU,
WHISPER ELF!
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CAREFUL.
TOUGH LUCK IS A TRAP MASTER.
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I'M A TRAP MASTER, TOO.
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WE TRAP BAD GUYS
AND PUT THEM IN JAIL.
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OH, DEAR.
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[ LAUGHS ]
BUSHWHACK IS GONNA
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WHACK SOME BUSH
BEHIND THAT BUSH.
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WHACK.
UGH, SHUT UP!
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[ SCREAMS ]
IT'S A TRAP, IT'S A TRAP!
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DEAL WITH IT!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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High Five:
[ GASPS ] SHE'S A TRAP!
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♪ AAH, OOH,
THAT GIRL'S ON THE TRAP TEAM ♪
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♪ AAH, OOH,
SHE'S GOT A RIMSKY ♪
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YEAH!
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♪ AAH, OOH, SHE'LL FILL YOU
WITH THE SEX CREAM ♪
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♪ YOUR BUTTHOLE
IS HER WET DREAM ♪
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♪ AAH, OOH
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I GOT
A QUARTER POUND OF HAM,
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A 1/2 POUND OF TURKEY,
AND A 1/2 POUND OF ROAST BEEF.
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ANYTHING ELSE,
MR. SCHINDLER?
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NO.
THAT IS MY WHOLE LIST.
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UGH, COME ON.
A TERRIBLE JOKE.
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I MUST BE IN
A "ROBOT CHICKEN" SKETCH.
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DO YOU HAVE
OUR WEEKLY COUPON?
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WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.
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IF THIS IS A SKETCH, WHAT
HAPPENS TO ME WHEN IT'S OVER?
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COUPON? YOU MEAN
I COULD HAVE SAVED MORE?
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AM I REALLY EVEN ALIVE,
OR...?
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YOUR HONOR, MY GRANDMOTHER
WAS KILLED BY BEAR!
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SO I GOT SOME
NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS.
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[ SIGHS ]
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DO YOU THINK YOU'D BE ABLE
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TO UNDERSTAND THAT
THE ZOOKEEPER ON TRIAL HERE
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IS IN A SEPARATE SITUATION
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FROM WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
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I SUPPOSE SO.
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AND YOU'D BE ABLE TO BE
OBJECTIVE ABOUT THIS CASE?
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YES, YOUR HONOR.
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THEN TAKE YOUR SEAT
IN THE JURY BOX.
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FUCK!
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UH, OPTIMUS PRIME.
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HERE.
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MR. PRIME, ANY REASONS WHY
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YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE
TO SERVE ON THIS JURY?
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I AM OPTIMUS PRIME,
LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS.
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FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS,
WE HAVE BATTLED
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THE TYRANNY OF MEGATRON
AND HIS EVIL DECEPTICONS.
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THE FATE OF OUR HOME PLANET,
CYBERTRON, HANGS IN THE BALANCE,
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AS DOES THE FREEDOM
OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS
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THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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DOES THIS WAR
THAT'S SPANNED MILLIONS OF YEARS
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HAVE ANYTHING
CRITICAL PLANNED
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OVER THE NEXT
FIVE TO SEVEN WORKING DAYS?
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UH, NO.
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IT'S BEEN QUIET LATELY.
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AND IF SOMETHING
DOES COME UP,
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DO YOU HAVE A CAPABLE
SECOND-IN-COMMAND?
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OH, IRON HIDE?
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YEAH. UGH.
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WELL, HE'S ACTUALLY
PRETTY SOLID.
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SO YOU'D BE ABLE TO SERVE?
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YES, YOUR HONOR.
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TAKE YOUR SEAT
IN THE JURY BOX.
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FUCK!
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[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
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[ FARTS ]
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OH, HEY, THERE IT IS.
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YOU ARE TEENAGERS NOW.
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IT IS FINALLY TIME FOR THE TALK.
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THAT WAS A GOOD EPISODE
OF "THE TALK".
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NOW WE TALK ABOUT SEX.
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MASTER SPLINTER,
WE KNOW ALL ABOUT SEX.
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[ CHEERING ]
BAGS OF SAND!
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WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
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WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE OPENING
WHICH HOUSES TURTLE GENITALIA.
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BAGS OF SAND.
THE BUTT!
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IT'S CALLED THE CLOACA.
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THE FEMALE MAY STORE
THE MALE'S SPERM
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FOR SEVERAL YEARS
BEFORE INCUBATING HER EGGS.
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THAT WAY, IF THE MALE
HITS THE POWERBALL
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OR INVENTS A KILLER iPHONE APP,
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THE FEMALE CAN CASH IN
ON THAT SHIT.
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ANY QUESTIONS?
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I'M CONFUSED.
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DO I PERFORM MY MATING DANCE
BEFORE OR AFTER
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I SNIFF'S APRIL'S CLOACA
TO SEE IF SHE'S FERTILE?
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UH, I ALREADY CALLED DIBS
ON APRIL'S CLOACA.
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HEY, I CALLED DIBS
ON HER CLOACA
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WAY BEFORE YOU CALLED DIBS
ON HER CLOACA.
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YOU ARE TURTLES!
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OW!
APRIL IS HUMAN.
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YOUR GENITALIA
ARE NOT COMPATIBLE.
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MY BROTHERS, I GIVE YOU
THE APRIL O'NEIL SEX-BOT 3000.
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HOW'S THAT SOLVE ANYTHING?
APRIL'S A HUMAN.
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THIS APRIL
HAS A VIBRATING CLOACA.
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-CLOACA!
-LET ME IN, LET ME IN!
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[ VIBRATOR BUZZING ]
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[ DOGS BARKING ]
HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
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I'M PICKING UP DOG BRUTUS.
HE WAS HERE TO BE NEUTERED.
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[ CABARET MUSIC PLAYS ]
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WE HAVE TO TELL THE POLICE.
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NO, WE CAN'T!
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IF WE TELL THEM THAT WE RAN OVER
THE MAN ON THE MOPED,
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WE'LL GO TO PRISON.
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OW!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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ARE YOU OKAY, BRITTANY?
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THAT THING BRUISED MY SHIN
PRETTY HARD.
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WHERE DID IT EVEN
COME FROM?
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[ SCREAMS ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
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IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
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TIM'S ANKLE IS SPRAINED,
YOU GUYS. SPRAINED!
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IT'S MORE A STRAIN
THAN A SPRAIN,
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BUT THAT MOPED
DIDN'T HAVE A DRIVER,
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AND IT LOOKED JUST LIKE THE ONE
THAT MAN WAS RIDING --
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THE MAN WE KILLED!
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WE SWORE
NEVER TO TALK ABOUT THAT!
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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WHO'S THERE?!
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OH, GOD. IT'S THE MOPED!
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[ MOPED MOTOR RUNNING ]
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NUTS! WHY THE HELL
ARE YOU MAKING THAT SOUND?
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COME ON, GUYS!
I'M JUST HAVE SOME FUN!
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[ SCREAMS ]
OW!
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OOH, MY ACHILLES TENDON.
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[ SCREAMS ]
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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I GUESS IT CAN'T GET VERY MUCH
SPEED IN THIS ENCLOSED SPACE.
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AS FAR AS PUNISHMENTS GO
FOR MANSLAUGHTER,
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00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,392
HAVING A HAUNTED MOPED
FOLLOW US AROUND
234
00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,126
ISN'T THE WORST THING
IN THE WORLD.
235
00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:23,129
AND IT'LL PROBABLY
RUN OUT OF GAS SOON.
236
00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,964
WHAT HAPPENS
IF I TAKE THE KEY OUT?
237
00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:25,765
OH.
238
00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,000
HA!
239
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,435
[ THUD ]
240
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,737
[ CRASH! ]
241
00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:33,573
IT'S YOU!
242
00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,275
IT'S THAT GUY
WE KILLED EARLIER!
243
00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,542
I'M NOT DEAD!
244
00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:40,213
THAT HAUNTED MOPED DROVE ME
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR CAR!
245
00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,981
I MEAN, I WISH
YOU'D CALLED AN AMBULANCE
246
00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:44,217
INSTEAD OF THROWING ME
INTO THIS LANDFILL.
247
00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,585
SO IN THAT RESPECT,
YOU'RE NOT WITHOUT BLAME,
248
00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:49,122
BUT PRIMARILY,
IT WAS THE HAUNTED MOPED
249
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,522
THAT TRIED TO KILL ME!
250
00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,491
WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND
THAT MOPED?
251
00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:54,059
OH, SOME GUY
WAS RIDING IT.
252
00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,662
AND AFTER I HIT HIM
WITH MY CAR WHILE I WAS DRUNK
253
00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:59,599
AND KILLED HIM ACCIDENTALLY,
MY CAR WAS PRETTY BUSTED UP,
254
00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:02,334
SO I WAS USING HIS MOPED
UNTIL MY CAR GOT FIXED.
255
00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:05,104
GUYS, I JUST REALIZED
THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT BLAME
256
00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:08,307
OUT OF ALL OF US
WAS THE MOPED.
257
00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:10,276
EH, AND THE GUY
THAT WAS RIDING IT.
258
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:13,112
BUT WE DON'T KNOW THAT
FOR SURE.
259
00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:14,448
[ MOPED BUZZES ]
260
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,018
[ GIRL SCREAMS ]
261
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,023
[ KEY JINGLING ]
262
00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,726
[ DOOR LOCK RATTLES ]
263
00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,669
IT'S BEEN AN HONOR,
JOHN COFFEY.
264
00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:43,710
SURPRISE!
265
00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:44,610
[ CHEERING ]
266
00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:48,249
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN!
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